Protect The VIP At All Costs - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@tank4393]

"Odds against you 2" Whatever your next battle of choice is, you can only use half as much money as the opposing army is worth.

[@fatassdensej5880]

Tank more like T O N K

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

This is more of a challenge than a battle

[@theterminator546]

The squeaklel

[@mmaaoorr]

so basically every ''the challenge'' campaign level

[@ZIMOU2014]

i would do you have 100 dollars for one squire but your enemies are 4 squires

[@nukegalaxy15]

15:18 I love how the barrel roller just majestically take off to heaven

[@ryanferguson3850]

fr bro like he was just walking to haven

[@MexicanYoshi406]

Ikr

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

Bro literally just 'I must go my people need me'

[@tango.331]

My man rolled so hard he flew to heaven

[@notafish794]

@@nikaelkeanretiza1074 theres a subreddit for that

[@Noahdoesdrums]

Cap: I appreciate huddling together for warmth but there is no need to hump Me: isn't that how more units are made

[@Matt_Fishing_and_Roblox]

omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HyperNevels]

15:18 That barrelroller always dreamed of walking up to heaven on his barrel and now he can

[@mucahitcemalgencer8401]

I beleive I can fly

[@lemiimel]

He did

[@HalfATerm]

I know

[@cyberfox2927]

Lol

[@someonewithnopfp6080]

He *was* flying!

[@rachelmckee6399]

Battle of kings: 10 pikemen, with a banners holding them still 4 jousters 2 catapults 2 knights 15 squires 1king

[@TheTrout420]

Yes please

[@galaxytwins2929]

Totally Agree 😌

[@alexion3007]

I'm just borrowing the top comment here to mention that at 15:20 we had a flying barrelroller that then exploded.

[@yjh7371]

Change the jousters to cavalry

[@karaduff647]

Yesss

[@georgestafford7843]

“What is we fill the trees with peasants”- Captainsauce 2020

[@genocidalyoukai7890]

*if

[@iforgor227]

@@genocidalyoukai7890 Hes like 8 dont judge him

[@DefinetelyKnightTitus]

@@iforgor227 he’s just correcting a grammatical error

[@clubmunro9214]

Vietnam war be like

[@2ndAmendman]

2020 ☹️

[@vocalcalibration8033]

"What is a king to a god?" Surprisingly effective, actually.

[@tathemrelag3123]

The king was a nonbeliever, obviously.

[@legendarygodzilla14]

Tell that to Godzilla worshippers.

[@hiimryan2388]

@@legendarygodzilla14 we worship big monkey now

[@lalordpheonix7994]

@@hiimryan2388 *1 year later* we worship bread now

[@ruzinapervinruzy2770]

What's a god to a non believer

[@waffledoesstuff2145]

The chariot hits the boxer, the boxer punches zeus in the neck, and zeus dies 6:24 BEST DUO EVER

[@griffen121]

Tag team Tuesday

[@waffledoesstuff2145]

@Jared Sabatelli Lmao

[@DigitalPhoenix.]

Petition to add chariots to WWE

[@masonromero7893]

He actually hits him in the hip if you look closely

[@InnovativeSparks]

more like boxer rides chariot and jumps off to punch Zeus in the face.

[@popeofsimps2924]

The Siege of a generic city Map: ancient 1 10 shield bearers in the front split between the 2 halls 10 sarrissas behind 6 snake archers also placed further back 1 chariot in the back

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

The chariot should be leading the battle, otherwise wouldn't it run over the other units?

[@popeofsimps2924]

Angus Gamble Well if it was in from it’d get shot immediately

[@DrivenZacy]

So a phalanx with archers and a chariot

[@popeofsimps2924]

@@DrivenZacy somewhat, yes

[@bamboohpenguin5528]

Catapult the phalanx, spam squires to kill chariot and overwhelm the snake archers

[@gagepatton7783]

"can we just punch this guy in the taint, now" - Captainsauce 2020

[@pupperboi8000]

I feel like he says that a lot but okay

[@gagepatton7783]

@@pupperboi8000 He totally does say it a lot 😁

[@eggorr2132]

That is,in fact, what he said

[@ragingpros3755]

@Lil Smarties Rants and Music idk but it's funny lel

[@SubmarineToe49]

YES

[@mjmplushshow4424]

I love how you try to actually strategize in this game

[@TonyskalYT]

Yes instead of putting the vip in a glitch spot in a lake

[@bonercast7220]

Strategize is a loose term it's more like play some random stuff and hoping it works

[@Usotsukii.]

@@bonercast7220 XD I DO THAT I JUST TRY TO SPAM THE LEAST EXPENSIVE UNIT TO OVERWHELM THEM

[@georgiavinson5634]

A big boy strategy is to put the pharaohs against a fast unit so they wont completely demolish the team

[@frakuiscool4938]

Lol

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

"Everything just disappears in explosions, and I'm ok with that!' - CaptainSauce 2020 Ok, Sauce. Just don't forget that the guy you kicked in the taint will remember that! LOL

[@thekhans2823]

yes

[@noahlee9567]

"Bigger Fireworks" Red: 10 barrel rollers Blue: 20 firework archers If something wierd doesn't happen then increase the number of units on both sides

[@jpmac1119]

"2 Thor's? does that sound reasonable??" Yep. 2 gods of thunder.... PERFECTLY REASONABLE

[@cheesegizzler14]

“SIR WHY ARE THERE GODS ON THTHE OTHER TEA-“ “Do not worry, for I and my brother are gods as we-“ *BOAOAOAOAOOOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAO*

[@spartanhero561xboxone3]

I have eyes on Loki.

[@notbennn]

Nobody: Tabs units: D o g p i l e

[@evangelioncat2134]

Ya they have the unit it's the vampire

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

@@evangelioncat2134 no, literally any fucking unit.

[@evangelioncat2134]

@@NotMySelfAtAll No I mean vampire they dogpile

[@evangelioncat2134]

Just see Captainsauce tabs or play tabs summon around 10 vampire Vs 1 yarl they will dogpile him

[@dontyeetapig6378]

Captainsauce:ItS sO StUpId Me: Thats basically tabs in 3 words

[@baileycole2291]

He protec he attac but most importantly he guard with his back

[@endangeredstickman7464]

yes revolutionary

[@hahayes5177]

“There’s a reson we don’t wage war with beyblades”

[@andiB_50677]

Right

[@DrivenZacy]

Xd

[@noob4651]

*R E S O N*

[@hahayes5177]

@@noob4651 yes reson not reason, reson

[@meep8225]

The holy snuffy : 30 priests and 5 mammoths

[@korbloxking552]

Holy snufflez thatz op

[@drblood1559]

"Till death do we part" 1 pirate queen 1 blackbeard 2 reapers 1 priest 10 hobbits 3 bards (the three amigos)

[@olebjrnsandy633]

I support this idea

[@prseahe]

Ahem "tell death do we part?"

[@triggcherry1149]

“You’d think that you could poach a cow” of course you can this is TABS we’re talking about

[@Shady_Doctor]

True

[@louiscarl7629]

Challenge: defeat the dark peasant with a peasant. This is not a joke, it is very much possible to do it.

[@mrgruntandhumans7874]

Really?

[@lifeofa13yearold7]

They would be dead meat I'm in!

[@jiannamurray4809]

You have make make enough peasants to crash the game

[@cholsreammos]

How?!?!???!?!?

[@phillip200200]

Yes the peasant the ultimate unit

[@frostii2672]

Battle Idea: "Holy Retribution" I've tried to design this as an actual challenge and not a meme. Use the medieval 1 map (whichever one has the door I cant remember)first of all position 3 lines of squires on the choke point with space in between. Between each of those spaces put Knights with 2 priests each "3 knights" and then on the far right side (one with no trees) put a king in between two catapults, give the king three priests and each catapult on priest. And just to piss cap off, put 10 archers in a line behind you with 2 other lines of squires back there as well. And if you wanna make it real challenging, only use spooky faction because priests and undead kinda fit the theme.

[@coolwin8060]

You the cool kid in school

[@coolwin8060]

And the smart one too

[@Ezequiel-vf6pu]

No he is not

[@hog-xu4fb]

B I G C O M M E N T

[@panofnoodlez1377]

I like it!

[@GlitchyErrorVA]

That boxer that helped the Wobbly Horse take on Zeus is a legend (I think the dude took multiple lightnings to the chest and did not care)

[@mrelderscrolls7087]

“Why is everything in Ancient Greece so hard to pluralize?” The plural to phalanx is phalanx because it ends in “nx”. Zeus plural is Zeus because its a name that ends in “s”. Any others?

[@dotofbutter5308]

Its like Lego it just feels weird

[@ericwortman2315]

Zeus's name is a proper pronoun ie some ones name so it doesn't plerulize. Like saying captainsauces the word is a name or title.

[@maimuna8268]

Artemis? Apollo? Ares? Demeter? Hermes? Aphrodite? Hades? Poseidon? Hera? Hestia? Hephaestus? Athena?

[@ericwortman2315]

@@maimuna8268 yes that is their name's it belongs to them.

[@maimuna8268]

@@ericwortman2315 thanks, i guess

[@lealatoja7758]

6:24 the boxer is a hero he climbs onto the chariot then punches zeus in face

[@moory9899]

The num.1 champion boiz

[@plagueman049]

He went "Let me get to your level." leaped off of the chariot and suckerpunched Zeus into the floor.

[@dianahaeussler1020]

Attack on titan Red: 20 knights 15 peasants Blue: three tree giants If red gets destroyed give them 2 cannons And if blue gets destroyed add 2 more tree giants

[@shakillzgaming586]

man just imagine a the guy got odm gear and just sling around the map cutting neck that be epic a frick

[@anthonychang3788]

Why knights and now valkerye?

[@markiawillingham3835]

“I come up with the dumbest plan, it works. I come up with a flawless plan with reasoning and it gets pooped on” 2020 in a nutshell

[@xavgamerfunnyplaylists1290]

#2020P00P

[@Galaxe-du7mp]

Basically Henry and Ellie’s plans

[@nyanhponemyat5607]

hey you know i know wat in teh door bc there a glich ot get in that area

[@rebooteed_3434]

my plans: *exist* 2020: I like ya cut G **taco bell noise**

[@Eeeeeeee56]

So true

[@pedrobranco9865]

15:18 “GOODBYE, IMMA TAKE THIS BARREL TO MY HOME PLANET!”

[@DefinetelyKnightTitus]

LOL

[@extinctmintchicken]

Ahaha

[@pika1222]

*Harry Potter music plays*

[@Nebulisuzer]

instead of a kamikaze keg, it's a kamikaze plane!

[@josefinasancen988]

i was wondering if anyone else oticed

[@Danny-x4h]

“Like the Burger Baren and Captain Sparklefingers, and all the other Backstreet Boys they brought with them.” This made me stop breathing for a second just by laughing, it’s SO FUNNY😂

[@Murpler]

can we just say how gracefully that barrel roller flew at 15:19

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

bro was like I can't take it anymore I just wanna do dodato

[@thatonepirateman]

He decided he decided he wanted to be an AC-130

[@gangzheng6804]

True

[@sunilshetty423]

4:12 "Like the Burger Baron, or captain snapfinger, and all of the backstreet boys they Brought" I love that one Capt

[@Johnwalkbat]

The wobbly horse looked like he went light speed when hit by Zeus

[@north_busary7958]

“ No need to huddle for warmth 😂”

[@ascspeedywalker4778]

Something he says...

[@north_busary7958]

Lol

[@angelamiller7484]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

[@horribilis5375]

... well I guess we’ll all die of frostbite now

[@north_busary7958]

😂

[@romanallgeier4661]

CaptainSauce: has 6k Me: USE THE TANK NOW!

[@setokaiba2497]

no

[@ZombPlayyz]

I used the tank whenever I could and I was always victorious

[@meladkins19]

@@ZombPlayyz no

[@meladkins19]

@@setokaiba2497 yes

[@Sebdyr]

No

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

2:41 The little pikeman that could

[@doxium955]

6:24 the boxer literally jumped from the chariot and hit Zeus in the final blow.

[@dittodemo123]

He called it too he said to tag team

[@shadowfIam3z]

The boxer was also dodging the lightning

[@victorgabriel3353]

That was beautiful

[@SkamDrank08]

He placed his boxer in attack mode

[@khiemtran9390]

@Victor Gabriel It quite was.

[@wesleywilliams2635]

"We can shoot monks" Captain Sauce.

[@thekingofbread3524]

The peasant trying to block the VIP from a ballista bolt is like throwing a couch pillow in front of a tank shell

[@yourboyjordy1828]

Ah yes, let’s ignore the samurai with no head [ 12:01 ] and the barrel roller rolling to heaven [ 15:19 ] and let’s not forget Thor riding his hammer [ 15:42 ]

[@gemvicrafer148]

Hahaha true

[@joaoresende1482]

Harry potter music

[@wingnightbackwards]

"There's a good reason we don't wage war with bayblades" 3rd graders: *depression*

[@lilboiwithlilboibrainbpibo2473]

Also 3rd graders: I will now make sad picture of my little pony

[@aaron644]

Hahaha

[@kitzotic]

Not true

[@lilboiwithlilboibrainbpibo2473]

@@kitzotic no u

[@bravion3246]

I still like beyblades and i can say from experience, they hurt.

[@plaidhatter1674]

Like the burger baron, and captain sparklefingers, and all the other backstreet boys they brought with them.... I love that line

[@Charley-ju6yg]

15:18 I’m surprised he didn’t see the ascending barrel roller

[@adrianbridgeman8769]

He's on his way back to the pirate map XD

[@FelixtheBard]

That's what I said when this vid came out hahaha finally someone else saw it/him/her

[@yeetyeet9323]

I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!

[@yeetyeet9323]

(also) Dio has entered the chat DIO: why you bully me Jotaro: What?.... DIO:you burnt my diary.....

[@oren1779]

ROLLA ROLLA RADAAAA

[@JinxAnarchyEntity]

Guys there's no need to hump Cap- 2020

[@mateochapa7102]

You stole

[@JinxAnarchyEntity]

@@mateochapa7102 no I didnt

[@Justme-zy2id]

@@mateochapa7102 r/wooooosh

[@Gioorwhatever]

2021 hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhaah

[@Justme-zy2id]

@@Gioorwhatever r/ wooooosh

[@jaerelmaximusmanzano3623]

15:20 Barrel Roller: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

[@selvinalfaro4716]

I like how he couldn’t take Down the first battle but once the comments where released they defeated it instantly. ;)

[@brendaturner6831]

"It's so stupid." The perfect description of TABS

[@BoredMobileGaming]

15:20 Cap was so impressed by the launch by the Thors that he didn’t notice the barrel roller ascending to heaven.

[@WyliePeterson1971]

12:45, that firework archer absolutely sunk that boxer from the three

[@daunt9577]

I was depressed and now I’ve already forgot in the first minute

[@wellifailed392]

Thats not how that works..

[@FatCasey]

Star Platinum exactly

[@daunt9577]

I mean I’m suicidal but yes it counts

[@daunt9577]

Star Platinum I said I forgot not that I don’t feel it

[@maniacalmurderer4123]

15:17 We just gonna ignore the ascending barrel roller. I think he left for Heaven a bit early.

[@demonofd20]

"I guess it is kind of difficult to find an honors student who wants to blow himself up" I'm right here, an honors student who wants to blow himself up

[@x10man29]

When you are so early that you see no views and only one comment and you already know you're going to be great

[@ginamontero9899]

what

[@ginamontero9899]

re read your post

[@x10man29]

🕺

[@onebilliontacos3405]

6:20 those sakes are floating...

[@memedude422]

See what bugs me about the “Greeks” is that they are actually of Roman design

[@alexkhaid]

Meme Dude they’re not called Greeks, they’re called ancient faction

[@memedude422]

I digress though it’s something I thought I would point out

[@shades8852]

Zeus is a Greek god, the Minotaur is of ancient Minoan culture, and the hoplite is also Greek, but the rest are Roman

[@Cxyrz]

15:20 in the skies the legendary barrel roller appears

[@MoogusMan]

"There is a reason why we don't go to war with Beyblades" *CORRECT*

[@MoogusMan]

@Flareto *U N D E R S T A N D A B L E H A V E A G R E A T D A Y*

[@susiehavas2373]

It’s like lord of the rings when Gandelf falls down a very deep hole

[@temmiesbreakroom3715]

"there's room for only one wobbly horse in this town." 20 lassos that you use the normal arrows with shoot V.S. any horse

[@Graph-ERROR-ical]

GamingAdventureOfPug not any horse. The original, THE CHARIOT

[@temmiesbreakroom3715]

@@Graph-ERROR-icalI meant he would have to beat that with any horse

[@rowansteiner4422]

You know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts off with a peasant punching a Imobilized barbarian that was hiding from battle in the balls.

[@FatefulAcorn83]

With the level saving billy in the background billy was making the snake dance 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaylaliles2813]

Captainsauce can you please never stop playing tabs you're so good at it

[@N03M1S]

6:18 NOTICE HOW THE BOXER JUMPED OFF THE CHARIOT TO GIVE HIM A FLYING UPPERCUT, THATS CRAZY TEAMWORK

[@shinexisstupid_1507]

I haven't watched the video yet, but I know its gonna be great.

[@markuskenjisantos7393]

Ok

[@coolcat3092]

It is great

[@yuri-rg5bq]

Ya lol

[@NxtMedicated]

I love cap he’s always in a good mood every new video he uploads

[@NxtMedicated]

U should play grounded too

[@eltonleung4581]

Captain sauce:*puts the actual damage dealers in the middle of bombs* Captain sauce after he loses:stupid barrel rollers-

[@DenlixCutix]

12:57 find the dead guy with a firework on his hand

[@adoniscook8611]

I love how you try to actually strategize in this game

[@magmageist1956]

"The Ponderosa" 2 gunslingers 1 Deadeye 3 Quickdraw 1 Lasso Blue: Equal or under value (no tanks) "The wild wild west" 2 Bank Robbers 1 Deadeye 2 Gunslingers 5 Quickdraws Blue: Equal or under value (no tanks)

[@localcancersurvivor]

The combo we never knew we needed: Tag Team Tuesdays First try Fridays

[@kellilove7567]

i hope sometime he tries a LOT of catapults against the dark peasant.

[@kjkenzy5835]

Don't mind me, just looking up how many times Captainsauce said Taint

[@theholybean1890]

Kj Kenzy lol

[@Unimportant0]

Answer?

[@kjkenzy5835]

@@Unimportant0 He said it more than 100 times

[@Unimportant0]

Kj Kenzy Jesus

[@popeofsimps2924]

Atleast once

[@Tabsmaker]

12:48 the firework archer hit a hole in one trick shot with the boxer

[@deltalord6969]

Wait why are the videos getting shorter???? I said you could make them *longer* but we're going in reverse!

[@secretbaguette]

Silt

[@adrianbridgeman8769]

Well his latest Henry stickmin vid was near half an hour so it's kinda random.

[@TheDelta01]

10:44 what are you doing step-peasant

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

No,this is cursed

[@bernardquekzhishuenmoe7385]

15:18 Barrel roller: gets hit by a firework Also barrel roller:"I'm flyinggggg"

[@jacobsfamily7913]

"Can we just punch this guy in the taint now?" - CaptainSuace

[@animeperson9517]

Test: Try to make a tornado fall in love Battle: *CHARGE* One of every fast unit No usage of the balistai

[@kharnyx8884]

Sorry to be that guy but, *ballistae

[@razaliabrahim4293]

Thor has no problem fighting with giants, right? So face Thor with a Samurai Giant.

[@wilsondjap3592]

"It's just you, me, and toot on DEZ nuts" CaptainSauce-

[@Bowlo-ib5vq]

At 15:19 I’m sad he ignored the barrel roller

[@kitchenmerry1889]

Put snuffy in weird spots and you will die of laughter because it is hilarious

[@jadestar0883]

“The Burger Baron and captain sparkle fingers.”🤣😂🤣😂

[@padmajain7230]

Yeah well I don't know

[@thedarkness3223]

“And all the other Backstreet Boys they brought with em”

[@RainStreet28]

6:18 *Best Tag Team*

[@TheGlowstickHyperFR]

13:01 the firework made a peasant slap its own ass and then died 😂😂😂

[@solobrolo8500]

"Captainsauce with enough money to buy tanks" him: lets do 2 thors me: "visible anger"

[@whybecause4202]

I miss battle cats cause i think he still haven’t finished cats of the cosmos :( Edit: omg i havent got this many likes before thank you so much and battle cats.

[@prathaplobo596]

Same

[@owendarling1144]

me to we want battle cats

[@kingwolf3044]

Yes! Battle cats!

[@jayflash2937]

“No need to huddle for warmth” Bruh it’s in the winter and they don’t have jackets

[@Dangerdude066]

The days grow longer without the sauce...

[@L-WIN24432]

Frl where has he been 😅

[@SomeCertainMycorian]

health issues i think

[@linwoodharrell6144]

No longer must you wait

[@Dangerdude066]

@@linwoodharrell6144 the day is now back to 25hrs and 40mins thanks to the new upload

[@fenyxfiregaming]

He’s back, rise my fallen soldier rise, our master and lord has returned

[@joshuacurin1399]

Amazing pose 6:32

[@EllenJoe_is_my_virtual_wife]

6:24 That little boost jump from the chariot though! *_"Tag Team Tuesdays"_* indeed

[@-Spartanoblivion1515]

Hey guys fun fact the P in VIP in this video stands for Pharaoh not person so in this videos context VIP stands for Very Important Pharaoh.

[@geraldballinger6428]

*the more you know*

[@ghosty775]

2:36 that pikeman is secretly on punch man.

[@jeaniewon5381]

Bro it’s one punch man ok plus I think you miss a spot one one alright.😅

[@jeaniewon5381]

I mean on one ok!😅

[@ghosty775]

@@jeaniewon5381 If you can’t understand simple misspelling then just shut up

[@ghosty775]

@@jeaniewon5381 want a cookie detective?

[@ghosty775]

@@jeaniewon5381 plus this was last year dummy

[@tomes6590]

15:18 the barrel roller goes to space LMAO

[@axtelulala6276]

Comments : 1 Me: Looks KZbin : There's 3 actually.

[@VIDEOGAMER20]

lol

[@trippyonshrooms2789]

"They deserve to be blown up, just for being a verbal speed bump" --Captainsauce 2020

[@Gingersnap_Adventures]

The nicknames he gives for the characters of tabs is one of the most funniest things I’ve heard especially “Captain sparkle fingers”.

[@StarSeeker4839]

Ya know, he's gonna get to There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension eventually.

[@deltawarrior2323]

At this point I honestly don’t know what’s a mod and what isn’t...

[@chenterr103]

Deltawarrior it’s not a mod

[@bunnymarshal9259]

just watch all 113 tabs vids and you'll know

[@Michaelboi319]

Landfall's units usually have a bit of polish to them compared to modded ones

[@Hypefiz]

* me crying over something* Captain sauce: Captain sparkle fingers * Me happy dance*

[@pokeinator7834]

Lol 😂

[@Luck_wrought]

How did he make these jokes. His mouth is like a verbal glock

[@cherolyntaylor277]

Cap: they should be able to sacrifice their thing me: uh peasants are female in this update