The Lie of "Happy Wife, Happy Life"

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[@sirg-had8821]

No wife, no strife.

[@johnthomas753]

Good one. 1st x hearing that one :)

[@sirg-had8821]

Pass it along to others.

[@piekcruson993]

No wahmen, no cry..

[@theabileneranchertar7882]

No baby mama, no drama....sadly that isn't true for me

[@The_Natalist]

No Stife, no Life

[@edgeofentropy3492]

Patrice O'Neal said it best: "When the woman is happy, the man is miserable". 100% true.

[@BrianReplies]

Not really. My woman is happy and I am happy too. Could we be happier? Sure. But that would require me making more money but not by working more hours. So we just both choose to be content and happy in our little basic life.

[@edgeofentropy3492]

@@BrianReplies What Patrice said is 100% true, every time. If the man is happy, the female can be happy too. If the female is always getting what she wants (female is happy), the man is miserable. Because all his time and resources are going to her.

[@BrianReplies]

@@edgeofentropy3492 not really. That statement assumes all women are discontent people who want to have 100% of their man’s time dedicated to them. This isn’t true. I live with a woman who IS content in life. In fact, she’s more content than I am. She’s a very simple woman. She has no problem with me taking fishing trips and the other stuff I do. Because when I am home I make sure she feels loved and appreciated and cared for and heard. Here’s my secret… We walk our dogs after dinner…every day. For 30 minutes. Sometimes we take 2 walks in a day. This ritual Kees us out of our phone and we talk. About…whatever. Mostly she talks. And that’s what women want. If you listen to them…they think you are great. So she has that outlet. And so she feels close to me and loved. And since she is simple…she lives a happy content life.

[@markpozsar5785]

@@edgeofentropy3492 I love how you Patrice fans say this as some huge wisdom from that cuck clown lol. This is just common sense, you are no value to anyone if you are miserable, you need to care about your own happiness first always. Put your oxygen mask on first, before helping others, no shit.

[@The_Natalist]

Skill issue, you aren't stoic enough

[@pokemercenary6511]

Trying to make a woman happy is a fool’s errand. When’s the last time you heard a woman say “I’m good. I don’t need anything? NEVER - that’s when.

[@The_Natalist]

Oh they do, but its sarcastic or... uh? Honestly they're like cats, just do the thing anyway, they don't know what they want, so you'll just have to guess

[@treznor6992]

Even if they do, its spiteful.

[@manager4409]

All these tactics guys have to use to "game" their wife sounds exhausting. I can't imagine coming home from work then worrying about entertaining her hoping she won't leave you.

[@andrew8168]

Why is it that guys in 2022 cant acknowledge the "real" reasons why families worked in 1950 but dont work now? Girls drive and work outside the home now and really didnt then...

[@orneryoverwatch7031]

"Nah bruh, you're just being a b!tch, you just need to stay on your mission and become a "high value man" and then she'll let you sleep around while staying loyal!" /s Yeah I'm sick of that sh!t too... I think it's just come to a point where women are realizing that (at least until civilization collapses) they truly don't need to rely on men for anything, so their tendency for loyalty is slipping (not leaving men out either, I've had my ups and downs as far as how "date-able" I am, and currently, I wouldn't want to subject any woman to this) lol... but you're right it starts to feel like work.

[@perry6712]

She can entertain herself I'm tired lol

[@alexbogatiryov]

Yeah, it led to me drinking so much with my last ex that I have increased liver activity. Roosh said fake it till you make it but it is still same stress level. Especially when she would bitch about rings and houses. Watching KZbin as much as I want now is so liberating.

[@b-41subject57]

work is already fucking exhausting. WHy would i want to come home to have someone to "entertain or else". F that!!

[@Toxic_Male_Minimalist]

“Happy wife, happy life” sounds like a mafia threat.

[@Torgo1001]

"You got a nice family here, pal. Sure would be a shame if somethin' bad happened to it."

[@DarkLight-sz1vp]

An offer ya can’t refuse

[@princessmarlena1359]

**plays somber mandolin music**

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

@@Torgo1001 *lack of family

[@blackelton7127]

Quasimodo predicted all of this

[@andysworld9287]

Happy wife… life 1. Dude walks behind the wife 2. Dude dresses like a 5th grader again 3. Asks permission or opinion for everything 4. Exciting night is watching Amazon prime 5. Vegetarian couple 6. Sober all around 7. No friends 8. Only hobby is fantasy football …

[@The_Natalist]

I mean, ive always been single and i already have half of these, whats to lose i guess 😂

[@ianwilliams7802]

It is not in a woman's nature to be happy. Women dole out 'happiness' as a reward to those who have pleased them. A husband will eventually be taken for granted because he does as required without the need for the happiness reward. Also, the wife simply becomes bored with the game. As a man who has been with a woman for 26 years I realize her real happiness pretty much has nothing to do with me. It comes and goes like the weather. Trying to 'make' them happy just pisses them off.

[@turnaround2]

Married 22 years. Agree 💯. I make no effort to make her "happy". Just be a good provider and father. Her happiness is her own peragative.

[@ellenroehl6022]

"How can you tell if a woman is unhappy?" She's breathing?!?

[@literalvampirepotbellygobl5629]

It's hilarious that people say "happy wife, happy life" when it's the wife herself who is the cause of almost all the pain, anguish, and turmoil in a man's life. So, the advice from these titans of intellect to stop your wife from causing you so much grief day in and day out is just to give her whatever she wants whenever she starts acting up. Because everyone knows that if you don't want your dog to crap on the new carpet, you reward him as much as possible every time he does so.

[@redrustyhill2]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dominicanfrankster]

You know for a fact that someone read these 2 paragraphs, and all they remember is you saying "dog."

[@alejmc]

@@dominicanfrankster this totally crossed my mind: “please let this thread be free of comments from oxygen wasting talking creatures saying ‘so, you think women are dogs’”

[@christopherqueen3194]

@@dominicanfrankster 😂

[@nativetexanful]

I say: "No wife, happy life."

[@klein2252]

She’ll say she wants a mansion and a Bentley but if you give it to her she’ll say all she wanted was a thug to spit in her mouth 😂

[@JB21-]

😂😂😂😂😂😂lmaooooooo whattt?!?!?!!!

[@sirg-had8821]

He's right though.

[@krillansavillan]

So true

[@commonsense3921]

Or she’ll just get a thug to spit in her mouth in you never know it.

[@reck0n3r]

Best of both worlds!

[@michaellombardi5831]

Most women mistake contentment for boredom.

[@zachjones6944]

My ex-wife is perpetually miserable. I told her that her happiness is not my problem.

[@vincewhite5087]

Happy wife is momentary. Just wait a few minutes.

[@evanm2024]

I read that as "monetary," but your statement still works that way.

[@teutonalex]

In northern Germany there’s an old fable that warns men of women’s hypergamic nature. A poor fisherman and his wife live in an old ship on a beach. One day he catches a magic fish who offers him free wishes in exchange for his life. The wife tells him to ask for a cottage to live in. Done. Time passes and the wife is annoyed with the size of the cottage. Go ask the fish for a proper farm house. The cucked husband dutifully goes and asks the fish. Done. Soon enough she wants an actual fawking castle, then to be empress and finally ..god. The fish finally tells the cuck fisherman to “go back to living in your poor piss pot”. And so they do and the wife is sad and he is kind of relieved. Female nature explained in one simple, old German fable. Fables were passed down for a reason.

[@aleksandrinvictus197]

It's not a German fable, but Russian - written by Alexander Pushkin!

[@watermelonkang]

It's not very good

[@The_Natalist]

​@@watermelonkang translations are often bad

[@LiviuFloreaRo]

Read "The Fisherman and the Golden Fish"- Aleksandr Pushkin.

[@evanm2024]

Not only is there no such thing as a happy wife... even if there were, it wouldn't make your life happy.

[@gigantopithecushominoidea8779]

There's such a thing as happy wife happy life, 1- don't marry the unemployed homeless chicks. 2-have similar interests and values. It may last from five to six months / years , then each go their separate ways , no harm done. The nothing going on career marriage girl, that's the one you want to stay away from.

[@sayoshinakamario]

They’re only happy when you’re unhappy

[@ferdinanddaratenas3447]

Exactly. Happy wife... is happy wife. That's it. If you need a woman to make you happy, you are doing life wrong. A woman is something you might ADD to your life, not something to make your life worth living to begin with. Also when you give a woman so much power over you, you will become her slave. Sooner or later you will be miserable until either you break completely or learn how to become happy on your own.

[@TheLokoViejo]

It’s is better for a man to live in a desert,than to live with a quarrelsome woman.The good book ain’t wrong

[@monk4ever]

That dried-up roast beef is not worth marrying. No wife, happy life.

[@commandershepard9601]

I told my friend something similar lol "some chewed up bubble gum in between her legs isn't worth your life"

[@rocstarang5747]

"hairy fish" -Patrice O'Neal

[@richktp1]

Happy wife, happy life. Cheaper to keep her. The former is a joke. The latter is a harsh reality.

[@EightFrancs]

STOP GETTING MARRIED.

[@arandomfox999]

"I just contributed to my IRA" - dang, that's sexy talk.

[@lobostriker85]

Last I checked....the fastest way to get a woman to hate you and leave is to give her everything she wants!!!

[@The_Natalist]

Or do nothing, or be boring, or breath funny or... 😂

[@effortless-one]

Lol, I'll have to try that next, giving her nothing didn't work.

[@JK-mh5lt]

I read the title as "no such thing as a HARPY wife" and objected, but I now stand corrected.... carry on

[@thoarnejones6805]

😂😂😂

[@pokemercenary6511]

Harpy wife? Definitely a thing.

[@starguy2718]

It could work with either version.

[@arthurcutaiar9994]

Harpy wife, miserable life

[@krillansavillan]

Contended happiness wasn't enough for my marriage. It wasn't romantic and passionate enough according to her. We certainly did settle into being best friends, life companions, and essentially roommates. We started annoying each other but I took it as the sacrifices we'd make in our dutiful commitment. It was constantly my fault for not being sexually interested enough and I spent a couple of years saying "Oh it's me, its the depression, I feel down in the dumps, work stress, etc." but we still had sex a couple times a month. When I finally said maybe lose some weight I knew it was going to be over. She left me last week. Glad I'm only 31

[@kylebroflovsky6015]

There is contented happiness and there is resignation. I think some of us, maybe a lot, just settle in and call contentment or label it happiness. There is not a clear indication where to go, so an acquiescence occurs where one decides it is best to call the situation happiness or contentment out of a preference to not want to put up with the aggravations of trying to change, or improve, the situation with all the attendant costs, emotional and financial.

[@krillansavillan]

@@kylebroflovsky6015 that's a good point. I was closer to the contented part of the gradient and she was closer to the resignation end. But it isn't black or white and I'm sure that played a part in my behavior as well

[@commonsense3921]

In 7 years later you’ll be married again.

[@robotomales42069]

And the fucked up thing is she'll lose some weight, get her 'revenge' body for the Chads and Tyrones, have a hoe phase, and be praised. Yasss Queen.

[@perry6712]

That a boy never been married can't even get "come over" texts from thots

[@loveincorporated9658]

Women always want more. No point in trying to make them happy, for longer than a few hours.

[@BamaTopDawg]

It’s like keeping candy in your pocket 24/7 for your child that may have a tantrum at any second.

[@mikosapps2476]

A tantrum that'll cost you; your home, pension, investments and a large % of future income' Better Keep that candy Rollin married men! 🤣

[@decwow]

1:05:42 Hell, they don't even think that. If they have CUSTODY of their children, they think that qualifies as "raising" them. These women could order food for all meals, send their kids to school and have chauffer for events, hire housekeepers to do ALL chores in the house.... basically never see their kids except for the standard "good morning, good night, and unavoidable meetings" and they would STILL think they are raising them.

[@garrettflame1234]

There's a reason why , along time ago that when a family man married off his daughter that he would give the future husband HALF his friggin cattle, and HALF his crop, for him to take the daughter off his hands. That was cheaper than keeping her. Men are useful their whole entire lives, women, 20 yrs at best unless you are a genuine lady/wife/mother. When a man spends 100 on a pair of workboots he will make a million dollars at work while wearing those boots. When a woman has a $100 pair of shoes bought for her she'll spend $500 while wearing them that one time. Just a huge waste of time, money, resources.

[@bf666bf]

NO WIFE, HAPPY LIFE.

[@reasonablespeculation3893]

Happiness is a girlfriend you see once (maybe twice) a week, and for "recreational" activities only She puts effort into looking good For YOU. She's into YOU.

[@commandershepard9601]

Yes and that phase doesn't last long

[@arthurcutaiar9994]

$50 to $150 per, will get her calling you. The other 5 days a week are your to do whatever makes you happy after the needs are met

[@postworld1185]

I saw a video of a guy outside a nightclub asking women Hook up or Relationship? and 80% said Hook up.

[@thorneto2742]

Well it’s a nightclub, the entire purpose is to smash not find relationships

[@Giopowered]

That’s like asking a fish does it like water? Use a brain

[@jaydoubleli]

happy wife... happy corporations, lawyers and big daddy gov

[@maxhouse2409]

The love of money is the root of all evil, and for this reason some have departed from the faith......

[@ellenroehl6022]

"Life goes on, Long after the thrill of livin' is gone." John Cougar Mellencamp

[@tomcripps7229]

If you're grateful, it will be difficult to be unhappy. Count your blessings.

[@kylebroflovsky6015]

Decades in this cult left me with a case of Stockholm syndrome. I believed it. I heard this early in my marriage from the in-law side of the family. It was recited like some mantra. I bought it. Years later I am neither happy nor content. I am without after these years any friends. True friends in what it should mean. Lots of acquaintances from work, but, friendships are not built from commiserating about work. However, my wife does say how much she appreciates my years of sacrifice. What really is the value of appreciation? So what? She and the kids were well off but I was always pestered by a sense something was just “not right “. I am angry at myself for having participating in creating my own trap.

[@redrustyhill2]

No friends is your own damn fault, not hers. Every friend i ever had who got married or got a gf, guess what happened? I NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN.......unless he needed something.

[@commonsense3921]

A grown man don’t even “need” friends.

[@alejmc]

@@redrustyhill2 oh man, have had “friends” like that too… even some make a comeback with an entitled booster shot, asking for financial help where I said I wasn’t going to help to which the reply was: “I saw your car, you are single, you should be able to help me… I got two kids and problems”. To which I replied that THAT was his choice, I made the sacrifice (or didn’t have the will to dump such efforts) of not having kids, wife, mcmansion, etc (just a stupid fun car, guilty) to exactly avoid falling in that situation

[@alejmc]

I think I’m missing something, you are still married but unhappy and feel taken advantage of sorts? If you aren’t divorced at least that’s something. Regarding friends, overrated man, you got a family to take care of. Friends, I made way for a handful of them which I cherish and protect, but it’s like 3 people total. May I suggest finding a side gig, a hobby, a craft or skill and find happiness in that… do you play guitar or piano? write? do you like fast cars (track and lap days are an adrenaline ridden sports where super nice and cool people can be met)?

[@redrustyhill2]

@@alejmc i am lucky in that regard, havnt had any former guy friends come asking for money. Do have a few lady friends who have though. One blocked me on FB for saying NO, but crazy beech keeps sending paypal requests for "emergency help". 🤣🤣🤣

[@invadernik]

ill say it before, and ill say it till the day i die. say it with me kids, women. have. NO. SELF. AWARENESS.

[@ricadriorising8182]

BINGO! I try to explain this to people and they can’t understand it. You can’t have self awareness if life doesn’t require it of you. And today’s version of life requires zero self awareness of women. If anything, life supports their delusions tenfold!!

[@starguy2718]

Accountability is kryptonite, to women.

[@treznor6992]

oh they have hyper self awareness when it comes to the way they look, but other than that yea, none.

[@law844]

Matthew McConaughey has a good motivational talk where is goes into how his career never took off until he gave up trying to be “happy” and focused on the joy he felt in doing what he was doing.

[@timothykuring3016]

I heard a line in a movie that gave it all away. One woman questions whether the other woman's boyfriend is a suspected killer among them, pointing out a hunting knife in his baggage, the other replies: "No, his politics check out." The only girlfriend I ever had told me I had to change my politics to date her. I thought it was an incredible imposition, so I dumped her. Most women are Liberal Democrats, and they obsessively judge men by their politics - they expect your politics to support their politics. They just presume it. The movie was called "Bodies Bodies Bodies". It was about a bunch of young people with all the new fashionable mental and sexual problems, trapped in a big house during a storm, and when their host turns up dead, they turn on each other and spew victimhood narratives until they kill each other one after another. It's a funny ending, which I won't spoil, but it amounts to another stupid thing.

[@maxhouse2409]

Politics is a source of vitriol, and being around someone who vehemently disagrees with you is grating on the soul.

[@stephenshelton4267]

Is that a horror comedy or is it a woke horror film?

[@timothykuring3016]

@@stephenshelton4267 It would have been called a comedy of manners in the old days. It makes fun of spoiled rich kids, but ones who have had a lot of problems with drug abuse, and they use all the Liberal modern rhetoric of mental health and disabilities, and terms from psychology that people like to throw around to gaslight one another. "Narcissist" or "toxic male", and one even accuser the other of gas lighting. You know how you can walk through the nicest neighborhoods, with every fancy house a million-dollar home, and every driveway has big SUV, without a dent? I'm amazed to see how many of those undeniably rich people displays the same signs on their lawns: BLM, Science is Real, Biden. It seems like all of the upper middle class on up to the upper classes are the most fanatical of Liberals. I wouldn't be surprised if most of their success comes from having government jobs and union jobs, and it is all dependent on a sort of special government pipeline of funds - feeding close to the money spigot. Most of them don't seem particularly clever. Just as the candidates they choose are kind of dumb or looney, or crooked. It is a class or a subculture that owes its existence entirely to maintaining government spending, and it votes entirely to maintain that infrastructure of programs and payments. It isn't really ideological, but like sociopaths, it is full of people who know how to say what they are supposed to say. It forms a very scared culture of fraudulant people, who don't really know how to do anything, and they know they would not survive in the free economy, where they would actually have to know how to make things or do something other than paperwork. The kids in the movie are representatives of that feckless culture of rich bureaucrats, who are very pretentious and very false, but kind of stupid. Spoiler alert: One of the girls brings a kind of working class, half hippy, half lumberjack boyfriend that the others don't like because he seems like a low class toxically masculine man to them, and he is a little older than the rest of them. But the young metrosexual/gay host of the party is impressed by him, and he sneaks outside later to attempt to open a champaign bottle with a sword, as he had seen the other man do. It was a goofy thing to sneak off alone to try a trick like that, but being actually totally incompetent like the rest of his class, he doesn't know how to use a knife or a sword. He doesn't know to cut away from his body. He cuts his own throat. He throws himself against the window of the house, bleeding to death, where the other young folks find him, and they presume he was attacked by a slasher. They immediately suspect the man who was playing with the sword earlier. They don't bother to investigate, but they immediately turn on one another, secrets and secret conflicts are revealed and they go to killing one another. I don't know if you would call it woke. When I see highly exaggerated and ridiculous films that try to play serious, but they are altogether preposterous and preachy, I think of them as woke. Would anti-woke be just as preachy? Or would it be a cooler examination of character. The characters seemed real, for their type. And the show was played for pretty serious horror, which wasn't cartoonish, like in spoof horror movies. The characters could be funny, but the story is serious horror in the sense that it could happen if you gathered and isolated a bunch of people with past dramas and borderline personalities, they could go paranoid and start killing each other.

[@skywalkershaun1]

If you start getting serious with a woman bluntly tell her that you are not there to entertain her, and she will be required to work towards goals instead of getting a free ride. I did this with my wife, and she has been working and entertaining herself for the past decade. If she isn’t willing to accept these demands, leave.

[@ma3stro681]

Contentment is key, as Cappy says. The essence of Buddhist teachings is the fact that everything (including our galaxy and the Sun etc) is impermanent, and that happiness (bliss), in moments, is fleeting at best. All attachments, aversions and desires are the root cause of suffering, so the last thing you want to have determine your "happiness" would be another human being, especially a modern woman ...

[@teutonalex]

Good point.

[@grahamdeitner5507]

It's no wife. Happy life. Women can never be happy. Why?. I don't know. But the fact that women are never happy is obvious. Don't bother trying to make women happy. Make sure that you are happy first.

[@The_Natalist]

Happiness is a crap goal, you will never be happy if happiness is your goal. You need a goal other than that

[@johnthomas753]

Spot on Aaron ! Impossible to make them happy. I'm 50 and see women have been ruined by Disney and society. Lone wolf from here on. So much more peaceful:)

[@jared2880]

Disney has told women that it’s the man’s job to make a huge effort to make the woman happy- after working long hours to financially support her. It’s shown men spending every waking hour outside of their jobs catering to their woman with dates, vacations, new cars every few years, instead of women finding simple, wholesome, affordable hobbies and interests for themselves so that the man can have some damn breathing room and money for himself.

[@johnthomas753]

@@jared2880 Rite on ! Man made Washers, Dryers, Dishwashers, engineered cars and automatic cokes, carbs, transmissions and it still ain't enough. Women can't even lay on their backs without complaining. The only way to win is Don't Play The Game, Period.

[@mikosapps2476]

At this (50+) the sexes are pretty much finished with each other anyway, and we're not led around by our err...hormones. If you get the occasional need to scratch the tna itch -hire a professional thereby keeping your home/pension/income/investments nice n safe and well out of harm's way 🏆

[@johnthomas753]

@@mikosapps2476 Definitely a gender war going on. I'm sure you're glad you can sit back a see how it plays out...

[@arthurcutaiar9994]

​@@mikosapps2476perfect. You'd get a 1000 👍 if i could

[@theroamingsavage8813]

Nobody is responsible for anybody else's happiness. It is a fleeting state of emotion. Only psychopaths demand to be happy ALL THE TIME. Happiness is a result of achievement, work, a sense of accomplishment.. Happiness is difficult enough to attain for oneself, let alone being held responsible for another persons.

[@russellstephan6844]

Women are born with two unfillable holes in their soul -- happiness and satisfaction. Men are born with the motivation to run on the treadmill in a hopeless attempt to fill those holes. It's the way it's been for hundreds of thousands of years and will continue to be so... Choose the path of your life wisely, gentlemen.

[@TheBigdog868]

Follow the big head and you'll get better results. It's smarter.

[@popstarprincess123]

How come no one normalizes phrases like happy husband no discussion

[@TheBigdog868]

Men don't have a culturally accepted sob story to make their mantra go viral

[@perry6712]

Exactly

[@Aspire705]

Then let's start.

[@sarahannsmith3129]

Oh, I like that.....may borrow it!

[@strategic1710]

As a man, once you realize that it isn’t in a woman’s nature or dna to be happy and content, it frees you from the burden and responsibility over it. I’ll reward a woman all day for good behavior, but never again will I attempt to make a woman happier by responding to her complaints. Her happiness is her responsibility.

[@vost2916]

Chasing happiness in and of itself is a fools' errand. It is ephemeral. Happiness is a side effect of sacrifice, achieving, success. Making women happy is a fools' errand, because women don't know what makes them happy.

[@The_Natalist]

I think this is the core of the issue, we as a culture have this wrong, and it seems women are hit hard by the fact that this isnt true. As a result, the scales must balance and men get screwed. Now everyone is screwed up

[@militantpacifist4087]

Good thing I like garlic bread.

[@TheRedDevil_NC]

After I gave my wife everything and realized she didn’t care because it was boring, I left and never spoke to her again. Of course she then used the family court to make sure I didn’t have any of the everything I gave to her which clearly didn’t satisfy her. Knowing how stupid that sounds makes me not want to ever interact with a woman again.

[@gregabrams5792]

No wife, peaceful life

[@rocstarang5747]

Give a woman a abundance of choice. Watch them go haywire.

[@StarkIndustries80]

Better to dwell in the wilderness..

[@vincewhite5087]

If the husbands have to nip in bud, it will not last. If you have to do it ever, it’s only a waiting game.

[@DP-cz9xi]

Anyone know where to get the sound file in the intro? "you're such an asshole!" Lol..... I love that. Need it for a notification

[@CE-vd2px]

I sell it for $1000

[@DP-cz9xi]

@@CE-vd2px ha! Okay, Nevermind.... I'll live without it. I'll record my next argument with my woman. She usually says the same thing.

[@greenmedic88]

Contemporary people in developed nations are misinterpreting what the "pursuit of happiness" meant to those who founded Western democracies. "Happy" meant free from indentured servitude, freedom from royal decrees, being able to choose one's occupation, as opposed to being tied to the land owned by the local lord, and basically not have to live life wallowing in shit. That was happiness. It had less to do with prosperity and almost nothing to do with a life centered around the acquisition of things. It's a low fucking bar in contemporary times (not wallowing in shit), which is why people have continually moved the goal posts over the generations.

[@harveypolanski755]

"Happy meant free from indentured servitude, freedom from royal decrees, being able to choose one's occupation..." What would you call Child Support and Alimony if not indentured servitude?! Well slavery actually. At least indentured servants are required to initially consent to their station.

[@nativetexanful]

That quote you made from the Bible is from the book of Proverbs. It says, "It is better for a man to live alone in a dingy attic than to live in an ornate mansion with a spiteful wife."

[@25Soupy]

27:00 minutes of the video: Let me help you out Cappy, although you were on the right track with the room being repainted don't forget the new $50,000 kitchen makeover and the $15,000 on-suite bathroom remodel.

[@jasonturcotte3797]

You know how to make a woman absolutely miserable? -Give her everything she's ever wanted...

[@jakebrown3117]

Legalizing paying for bedroom fun would fix so much lol. Also got to get rid of the stigma.

[@JohnSmith-wx9wj]

I think it's a bad idea. It's just another vector for creating human wreckage. And being 99.9% of the women doing it are seriously screwed up in the head, there are questions on consent.

[@The_Natalist]

That would just make it worse, people already have horrible computer brain, that would just make it worse

[@treznor6992]

it's called lonly fanz

[@jakebrown3117]

@@treznor6992 Bug difference between watching and doing.

[@jakebrown3117]

@@The_Natalist Its the oldest profession. I doubt it would make it worse. Its already bad, except the balance is tilted in favor of women. This evens it out.

[@WhySoLoud]

Solid Plan, Happy Man. (me-your welcome)

[@wyleecoyotee4252]

For many women being a wife is settling

[@whereeaglesdare9584]

Tom Brady couldn’t make it happen

[@ronaldsuarez6389]

Lol 😂 then no one

[@censoredeveryday3320]

Not a big deal for Tom. He's gonna have his pick of 20-30 yr olds

[@JinTalzeus]

Free at last!

[@perry6712]

Terrell owens couldn't make it happen either

[@ClassicJukeboxBand]

Neither could Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos...

[@vincewhite5087]

It is a true statement for the wife.

[@stevec3526]

A truly “Strong and Independent” woman is debt free.

[@censoredeveryday3320]

Super super rare they are. Haven't only met a few in my entire life

[@wyleecoyotee4252]

You bet she is, and it's great

[@captainkurrack3864]

We have a young guy at work nicknamed CBS, (Cry-Baby-Son) he has knocked up a single mother of THREE! On the eve of her giving birth (4th child) and the holiday season ALL he could talk about was a 10yr old Audi sports car hoping to get it at an auction for $15k. If that ain't completely SET UP FOR FAILURE I don't know what is! At least he is young enough to suffer his "valley" and come out the other side still in his prime. If he learns anything...

[@KLRWeekly]

White giiiirrrrlll in the SUUBBURRRRBBSS!!!

[@StarkIndustries80]

Karen? Is that you?

[@KLRWeekly]

@@StarkIndustries80 haha! I was just quoting cappys song from a previous video. Might as well be Karen tho!

[@StarkIndustries80]

@@KLRWeekly yeah! I got that! 😆 🤣

[@Evil-Rod-Farva]

Married many years and Cappy is 100% on point. There is no making a woman happy and it is futile to spend your time doing it. Happiness is fleeting. It’s her responsibility to find contentment and your responsibility to be the best version of yourself. As Sturgill Simpson once said: “It ain’t all flowers, sometimes you gotta feel the thorns.”

[@commonsense3921]

Just don’t get married 🤷🏽‍♂️ Why is that so hard for men to understand??

[@98gmc1500]

@@commonsense3921 based on the comments many men still need female validation, once a man can live void of external validation his freedom is granted.

[@commonsense3921]

@98gmc1500 I agree but you can even get female validation without marriage.

[@Evil-Rod-Farva]

@@commonsense3921 I got married well before being redpilled. But to answer your question: Children. It benefits them. There really is no other reason to do it.

[@sharkparty1027]

I remember hearing this for the first time and fighting the urge to puke. This was way before the red pill movement. I never understood that lie. No such thing as a "happy" wife/hole.

[@robbenvanpersie1562]

when did you hear?

[@commandershepard9601]

I have had the opportunity a couple of times in public to counter the happy wife happy life and I cheerfully respond no wife happy life

[@RRaquello]

There might be one happy wife around-the one I didn't marry. Made me happy too. Which might be a way to spread happiness in the world. Make two people happy by not getting married.

[@maxhouse2409]

~15:09 Everything has a shelf life of novelty, and it will end. When the novelty wears off, its familiarity can breed contempt. People spend money foolishly because society sells them a system based on lies. There is ALWAYS some snake whispering in the wife's ear.

[@dr_pastel]

You don’t negotiate with emotional terrorists

[@arthurcutaiar9994]

The phrase happy wife happy life is really secret code for most men live a life of quiet desperation. As they say no wife no strife

[@ryanhumor]

The fkn timing of this. 🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Thanks Aaron.

[@zakth1625]

All great talking points. Thank's Aaron!

[@thorneto2742]

Me and my wife have our issues but I’m so thankful my relationship isn’t anything like what you and the comments describe lol. Most people suck, is what it is though I guess

[@The_Natalist]

Im a young guy, and man are theyre some jaded and broken people in the comments here. I want kids, and despite all the warnings here and in real life i want to still try. I don't really care if i own nothing, so long as I can still work. So I don't think i have much to lose

[@thorneto2742]

@@The_Natalist there are plenty of happy couples out there, don’t let the bias of channels like this get in your head. People with stable relationships just aren’t usually watching and commenting on this type of content. I’ve been with my wife for 20 years and we are doing great. We don’t have any kids so I can’t speak to that but not all women are the way the people here say.

[@pp-bb6jj]

We need Jordana Peterson telling women: Women, sort yourself out! They wouldn't listen ofc but it is needed.

[@VonRye]

I learned a very valuable lesson while dating...the power of the word NO! I tell my wife no more than yes, which makes her happier when I actually say yes.

[@jakejennings5152]

The guy talking about having four wives is a lunatic! If you can’t even make one happy why have four?

[@robertzabinski6083]

Maybe such is the natural, evolved state. Multiple wives can't really be pedestalized, intrinsic to the situation they must compete for certain attention or negotiate among themselves who will take one for the team. They have little incentive to badmouth their husband because it's not spicy gossip to belabor the obvious. They may become self policing and check each other with regard to solipsism, conspicuous consumption, laziness, narcissist mind games, nagging and bitchiness. Perhaps a Mormon or Muslim can chime in with their observed experience.

[@techguy651]

I am guilty of having said this. I always thought it meant: “better to placate her on the ridiculous stuff otherwise she’ll make your life insufferable.” 😂

[@Victor-it6bv]

Decent marriage equals kids raised right.

[@The_Natalist]

Exactly, i feel like people forget that one of the pillars of why marriage exist to begin with is to raise children. I suppose the goal is to find a wife that agrees with that sentiment

[@kiwiv8322]

Cappy is so spot on. Cappy for President.

[@thdn8127]

It's simple. Happy wife happy life is greasing a wheel that will only squeaks louder.

[@amylee6038]

Life would have been a lot different if you ever worked hard enough to make varsity.

[@grebsolbsinned5438]

The intro...My life 100%. I think my son wrote this

[@redpandapowa]

They want to be treated badly, but also juuust well enough that they don't leave you. That's the sweet spot.

[@starguy2718]

That sounds like a job, not a marriage.

[@alexbogatiryov]

My parents are kind of like that. Just ignore their petty fights and visit once a year at most.

[@vincewhite5087]

The list is never completed.

[@j.t.r1976]

More you provide the More you must Forget about your needs or wants.her attitude will get worse.etc etc Gureenteed.

[@biglockjoker6259]

Good stuff.

[@MayorOfBodybuildingTV]

Most accurate message ever

[@elmateo77]

-happy wife happy life- It is better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome and complaining wife.

[@greensaber77]

Another way of saying "Happy wife, happy life," is "If she's not happy, nobody's happy."

[@poseypapusdiazfamily4630]

Frankly my dear.. Favorite saying, when we get older

[@suitcase3350]

You should’ve shouted out Coach Greg Adams for the “p sleve “ quote.#fr💯

[@NorthernObserver]

The key is that both husband and wife need to see the marriage as a partnership. And need to be able to communicate where each stands in the partnership daily, weekly, monthly. It really helps if you share similar money, work and parenting styles. But these can be learned too. It’s a survival strategy marriage. You need a partner that understands that.

[@wyleecoyotee4252]

Most of these men commenting want a subservient trad wife, not a partner

[@krisangel7080]

Well all the women want trad husbands.

[@richktp1]

Why do married men die before their wives ? They want to !!!

[@arthurcutaiar9994]

True

[@vincewhite5087]

1 Timothy 6: 8, Godliness with contentment is great gain. St Paul wrote this to a young minister taking over his churches.

[@xys007]

Happy wife, happy life ... or else ... ! They never tell you about or else part ...

[@Aaron_R]

More like happy wife - maybe not divorced ex-husband.

[@kravenofspider]

Happy man, happy plan.

[@jakejennings5152]

I’ve been married and divorced three times and I’ve yet to meet a woman who is contented with anything.

[@starguy2718]

3 times? And *still* looking for the unicorn? A little slow on the uptake, are we?

[@jakejennings5152]

@@starguy2718 yeah, it took awhile to learn for me.