The Lies And Demise Of EthanIsOnline

[@gloriaaa7925]

the way ethan is obviously white but calls tyler white like its a slur rubs me the wrong way

[@rocketman4459]

Could be a J e w

[@SchemeTeamSix]

@@rocketman4459he 100% supports ((((((Sweetbaby Inc.))))))

[@Buoyant_Bear]

Ethan reminds me of Vaush. Smug white guy from a privileged background who think they're the 'main character' and that their opinion is gospel. When in reality, it's trash and they're ironically opposing capitalism when only in capitalism can somebody become a millionaire by sitting on their ass and belching out low IQ talking points.

[@Hinderless14]

​@@rocketman4459 the nose knows

[@sw4ppy544]

What does it has to do with jews? @@rocketman4459

[@kolbyquayle9920]

Ethan is “my wife’s boyfriend” personified

[@eliaskarlsson5220]

Ethan the type of guy that closes the fridge with his hip

[@falxblade1352]

No, that's destiny

[@iFlow420]

Ethan definitely sits to pee and stands to poop

[@blacklaluna8270]

not even boyfriend my wife’s weird gay friend

[@OrangeLefty4]

Ethan would probably be the one letting his wife have a boyfriend (we know he’ll prob never get one though) 💀

[@austinflavorland1124]

Ethan constantly makes fun of “balding” dudes yet he has a strategic center part. Show us the hairline Ethan

[@emmy_cat_taylor]

Got em

[@josephlinden1630]

Post hairline.

[@austinflavorland1124]

@@josephlinden1630 mines bad too but would never throw other folically challenged brothers under the bus

[@copperlemon1]

He looks like a Norwood IIA

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

Yes, hes hiding his hairline, but can we talk about how he is CHOOSING the bleach blonde. He definitely looks like his pronouns are he/they

[@catsotorious]

The way he said "Acheeto is a worm dude" gave me heavy heavy cringe because it was JUST LIKE Hasan's "Youre a weasly little LIAR dude"

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

Same energy

[@chasefrancis8742]

Same cukery

[@incredibleedibledez]

Ethan calling acheeto a worm is a compliment.

[@fatthanosfeet]

@@incredibleedibledez people like worms, some of my best friends are worms

[@Masked12-b5i]

EthanIsChronicallyOnline

[@xandercrews4729]

I’d settle for chronically ill.

[@sharkattack2903]

EthanWontGoOutside

[@Wertyber]

why are you everywhere​@@sharkattack2903

[@guest0000p]

Mentally online or terminally online

[@muffinsdawg]

EthanIsInTheCloset 🤫

[@AquaMidget]

"There is no way to argue with someone who is that stupid" - Someone who is that stupid

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

Being so stupid, you think everything else is stupid. What a paradox

[@pillznarRy]

Ethan is a legit gremlin.

[@chris135x]

I just gave you your 69th like. (hehe) NICE!

[@basedchicana1776]

Lies, gremlins are at least fuckable He's more like a Redditor

[@greenonmyface774]

Bro he literally said "you don't like fossil fuels so just drive everywhere". Ethan is so uneducated he doesn't even know that cars also run on fossil fuels.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

​@@greenonmyface774they are the same people who wax poetic about EV's when they need what to charge? Fossil fuels, mostly, unless you're lucky enough to live near power stations like Niagara Falls!

[@tonyx2644]

Come on, man. That's very gremlinphobic. Even they deserve better.

[@colwellalec]

This is actually the type of dude to think being told an opinion that goes against his own is assault

[@SchemeTeamSix]

He hates the 1A

[@arcane_heaven]

This is actually a guy I used to be friends with for 6 years. I hear someone arguing with him and he will throw the assault card. He was super annoying. He's now in a massive toxic friend group.

[@blacklaluna8270]

definitely the words are violence type who has never been hit in the face

[@tomas23769]

Well his bbf Noah Samson famously corrected a black girl’s opinion on making white characters black because it went against own and seeing as these guys will not rub elbows with anyone that isn’t far left it’s easy to deduce that you’re right

[@beefmeatloaf]

This is the type of guy to ruin a long friendship over one opinion (only fans bad) then make a video like 'I was friends with a misogynist and I'm so sorry'

[@akasta]

I almost watched one of his videos by accident; his humour is only "person of European decent doing something normal = bad", and he never fails to affirm even the most obvious cases of abusive behaviour and actions when the perpetrator is attached to a 'pride flag'.

[@SchemeTeamSix]

Dude definitely supports Sweetbaby Inc

[@beefmeatloaf]

I find it hard to believe he isn't of European decent himself - he's just a white apologist

[@realistic_delinquent]

Ethanisonachild has only ONE cognitive strategy, and that is “appeal to authority”, and his only authority is “whomever advances my apparent virtue through association”. He made a video extolling the superiority of common household objects as art to… actual art because the paragraphs on the plaques beside then were written by someone with a graduate degree. He supported the conduct of a pedophilia ring because it billed itself as “BLM for sexual minorities” and Patrisse Collours (or however it’s ghetto-spelled) signal boosted it. He makes videos attacking certain creators because other, bigger channels make videos attacking those creators, and he references only the channel that did it first as a source. Ethanisonachild is a FREAK, exactly the kind of person that would gladly sign up to be a concentration camp guard if it were advertised by a pride flag pin wearing, side of head shaved, bullring piercing, bluenomatterwho harpy as an opportunity to advance “racial justice”.

[@kaiserfakinaway5909]

there's nothing wrong with watching the opposing view, unless you're violently allergic to poor content then yeah, save yourself lol

[@robertst.pierre1341]

Agreed infact you shoukd listen to both sides

[@mlgfabulousman]

There's no why that the guy who said that a pedophile trying to rape a child they met online isn't illegal if that child was actually an adult decoy is calling ANYONE empty headed...

[@Kearbo]

Love to see acheeto finally moved in with his boyfriend. Before you know it they'll have six kids together and be married .❤😊

[@nikcezar2445]

Lovely to see

[@wonderfulfreakshow]

​@no te te amo mucho amo mucho mucho mi amor mi amor 😘 nikcezar2445 6:37

[@wonderfulfreakshow]

Im 7 que 6:46 la a 6:48

[@NimbleBee]

Boyfriend?? Who? 😅 Sorry I haven't been on his channel in a while.

[@SugarSlimePG3D]

He has a boyfriend ?

[@TheUplate]

I actually LOVE EtanisOnline. There's no more obnoxious combo than smug, dishonest midwittery. He's repellant, which is great because he pushes people from the far left (where he is) to the center / right (which he hates)

[@SchemeTeamSix]

This is the Way

[@Buoyant_Bear]

He and Vaush sacrificed their reputations forever to push a narrative of anarcho-communist garbage (Marx was a drunken oaf/bum) but they actually steered more people away from their ideology.

[@TabbyWithMittens]

Honestly I say I’m more left, but even I can’t stand him. ☠️ Use to watch his content too but just a couple videos it suddenly clicked to me I actually don’t like watching him so I dipped. Most comments seem to liked him though so thought it was just my issue tbh

[@TheUplate]

You're not wrong, all political content creators exist in their own little echo chambers, constantly validated by those they attract to their orbit. The viewers themselves are usually trapped in a confirmation bias loop, so good on you for seeing through it@@TabbyWithMittens

[@railroadforest30]

I’m on the left not sure about left wing

[@bilson7523]

*Ethan* : "If Elon owns Twitter, conservatives won't get banned when they say things." *Also Ethan* : "Stupid conservative... WHO IS BANNING YOU?!?!" Dude is the definition of: "It's not happening, but if it is, it's a good thing."

[@blu7384]

It’s so funny to see Ethan talking about the right being mindless echo chambered zombies when his chamber echoes like a fucking cave 💀

[@evil993]

Like the whole vid is just one big self report. It's comical to talk about someone being mindless, making vapid content.....whilst that statement is within a mindless, vapid video lol. Making those weird blanket generalizations like "oh conservatives only repeat the same jokes" as if that's some stereotype we all know lmao speaks to how pathetic and hateful his own views are. I'm not sure how you can try to be morally superior while being so derogatory and dismissive. But it's a very very bad look lmao.

[@no101]

You posted this to early, he just got into a massive argument with one of the pedo hunters guy and it makes him look so creepy.

[@scottiecurrie7927]

Looks like we got a part 2 coming up!

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

He's got the look. Hope he doesn't accidentally show a secret folder during a stream...

[@littlecrispies]

​@@Xxx-dh3bg100% no doubt he gets off to weird stuff and definitely gets pegged

[@mrsir2254]

​@@littlecrispies So? Bit of a homophobe, are ya?

[@kaori9825]

@@littlecrispiesbeing pegged is probably the least weirdest thing Ethan could be into ngl💀

[@ImDylicious]

"Being fat in America isnt a choice" I dropped from 264 to 150 lbs. Its a choice

[@ImDylicious]

@Elk_3 Appreciate you!

[@Data-Expungeded]

good job :)

[@realistic_delinquent]

DAYUM what a win!

[@Bananapepperjoker]

I find it wild that people really believe that being fat isn’t a choice. Also congratulations 🙌🏾🙌🏾 I’m trying to get to that point myself

[@aelie8198]

Congrats man! Do you have any weight loss tips for other people?

[@gothicgudiette]

im so tired of ethanisonline speaking on how woman feel about stuff 😭😭

[@kaiserfakinaway5909]

it's always been the liberal agenda to make minorities and "less privileged" groups feel more "empowered" and let themselves explain how those groups should feel. If anyone goes against that thinking then they're a bigot. Sad times.

[@kongsovanmony5064]

He's arguments just mostly consists of insulting the person he's debating with.

[@tezwah5651]

It's generous to call them arguments but you're right. I honestly think it stems from a chip on his shoulder due to massive self esteem issues.

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

@@tezwah5651 Nah, Ethan looks like a very secure individual, living his truest self as a middle aged lesbian lol The nose piercing, the glasses, bleached hair, and the classic they/them physique

[@fish168]

8:30 "but when you think about it for 10 seconds" says the guy who literally read a statistic wrong in his own video. Ethanisonline is that kind of guy who pretends to be smart but really has zero clue what the hell he's talking about.

[@underwearunderthere2454]

And he's haughty about it, too. So obnoxious.

[@LarryXLR]

Ethanisonline legit looks and sounds like a character JonTron would make up to mock liberals

[@hawtdawg3823]

Peethan criticizing another bros Hairline? really? Zed has beautiful hair

[@josephlinden1630]

Ethan looks goofy because he’s clearly going bald and that dirty unkempt bleach blonde hair is doing nothing to hide it.

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

@@josephlinden1630 He looks like a tubby lesbian shut in with those obnoxious glasses

[@i.libertine6928]

Ethan looks like Transgender Sam Hyde

[@Destirian]

@@josephlinden1630 It's actively making it worse. Dying my hair fucked my hairline and I'm still tryna see if I can recover lmfao

[@Buoyant_Bear]

Guy did a hit piece on the Predator Poachers and spent it defending EDP, showing off EDP's merch shop, etc. Guy comes off as a major creep/freak for running cover for a predator, and being more angry at the people CATCHING predators. Somebody should check his fucking hard drive.

[@Ezek-hv9zc]

Proof?

[@Buoyant_Bear]

@@Ezek-hv9zc How about just watch the fucking video? It's on his channel. Context clues should make it easy to find.

[@wormpaw]

omg bestie give the name plz!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@Ezek-hv9zc]

@@Buoyant_Bear Why are you being so rude? I just asked a question.

[@venga3]

​@@Ezek-hv9zcYes, a stupid one.

[@tezwah5651]

Young ethan looks far healthier, now that hes older, he somehow looks overweight and malnourished at the same time. Its an amazing combination i didnt know was possible.

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

Yes younger Ethan looks like he goes outside and takes care of himself. Bro really let himself go after 💀

[@TabbyWithMittens]

I don’t like judging appearance (or at least try not to, but honestly we all do it), but I remember one of his recent videos pop up and I literally was like “dude wtf happened to you” 😭 I feel bad for noticing his appearance first but damn.

[@johngulster7787]

Bong hit transplant.

[@mr.raider7865]

Probably eating lots of unhealthy food. Nothing of substance but you can get fat off of it because of the calories.

[@ockertoustesizem1234]

vitamin D deficiency

[@CamBoone]

8:18 *This is the most IRONIC thing I’ve ever witnessed.* “If you’re half-asleep, and _high,_ and _really stupid_ maybe some of the _snarky_ observations he makes might come across as clever or reasonable, but when you think about it for more than 10 seconds it’s clear that he _cannot think critically at all.”_ -EthanIsWeedInfusedSoylent

[@shineinpeacee]

glad im not the only one who catched that lmao

[@Torcuga]

Acheeto never fails to deliver inside of me

[@oubracode]

AYO

[@oubracode]

get this pinned fr

[@LKKRツ]

Me as well, am touched by his wonders

[@SpectreblueLeftTesticle]

They had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@willknowsright9615]

that's hot

[@Mistertbones]

Ethan needs to be offline.

[@scarlett19b]

💯👌🏽

[@MasontheRedman]

And to be offlife

[@friendlysperg1372]

Shot*

[@Leo-fu6yn]

Acheeto was a major player in the attemped assassination of Rapunzel. Just saying

[@basedchicana1776]

She should've let down her hair smh

[@sharkishaspandex]

what 💀

[@sos9red]

ethan projects so ridiculously hard that he accidentally reveals all of his insecurities into his videos, it's actually amazing

[@WGGplant]

balding 🗿never leaves echochamber🗿no bitches🗿making everything political🗿conspiracy brain🗿shitty memes🗿no swag🗿. yep pretty much

[@perskutti6606]

Hes quite literally making fun of himself

[@HowlUnderTheMoon]

everyone with a lower hairline than him is "balding"

[@unironicallydel7527]

No doubt editing a video is hard. Streaming for hours on end, is hard. But its not life threatening. The job of a streamer is far easier than someone whos sole purpose is to put out fires, or go into burning buildings to rescue people. They can die, get seriously injured, other complications, a streamer might stub their toe on their desk, but they'll be fine.

[@ruifaria6662]

Editing is hard ? compared to what ? Coding ? Usually people talk about "real" work being like warehouse work or farming not still siting in front of a PC

[@evil993]

I dunno why it's gotta be a dick measuring contest. My job is incredibly uncomfortable but I chose to be in this line of work. I have to grind fiberglass for hours a day in 95+ degree heat at nearly 100% humidity. While trying not to pass out lol. But just cause I do that doesn't mean someone being creative for hours can't also feel drained and tired. Like shit, can't we all just be tired? Lol. Who cares who's the most tired? I guess that's all part of that extremist grift tho. You can't grandstand if you aren't the paragon of whatever it is.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

@@ruifaria6662 Depends on the type of video editing you're doing, computer specs, internet reliability, ETC. But even then, I would consider even food service harder of a job than video editing.

[@ashtonhamilton2218]

​@evil993 that's not the point it is objectively false that content creation is harder than literally and labor job

[@VChambly]

Content nuke. When I was kinda vibing with nickisnotgreen and friends I STILL hated this ethan man baby. He has been the worst thing to happen to that group even after everything that happened.

[@TabbyWithMittens]

Funny I was the opposite in a way. I hated Nick, but I watched Ethan, but now I don’t like either lul.

[@tomas23769]

I started watching nick from his JSRF video and it was honestly pretty disappointing just seeing him become another breadtuber and even more disappointing watch him trying to ruin a literal company and brand. Ethan doesn’t fair much better but at least I never watched him

[@pep4338]

I liked nick because he was on the Minecraft server with danny gonzales, Kurtis conner etc

[@matthewreid4748]

How can ethan call him balding when he's balding in his 20"s

[@hayleycakes3435]

Ethanisonline-Lolcow Nickisnotgreen-Lolcow Tipster-loli loving Lolcow Keffals-Lolcow Vaush-loli loving Lolcow (see also; Tipster) Man we need to have an indoctrination ceremony

[@supimzazz]

Modify Keffals one to say groomer lolcow, creep used to RP with minors and encourage them to buy their DIY Hrt.

[@shineinpeacee]

dont forget the horses on Vaush's part

[@hayleycakes3435]

@@shineinpeacee omg how could i forget! thank you! ill add it here. Horses- not fuckable in most humans opinions, but some people want otherwise.

[@johngulster7787]

even funnier because vaush called loli cp.

[@michaelheckman3474]

​@@hayleycakes3435you've clearly never seen a short stack goblin before

[@Alex-vm6ef]

It makes me feel crazy that more people seem unable to break stuff down in the way you do, even people who are critical of guys like Ethan seem to struggle to make particularly effective criticisms relative to how easy it is to make him look bad

[@putent9623]

Think before you sleep does this perfectly

[@randomusername3873]

​@@putent9623I feel like his takes are so unhinged that people have troubles articulating how bad they are

[@putent9623]

@randomusername3873 who? I don't think you know ThinkBeforeYouSleep.

[@ab-gail]

@@randomusername3873 Yeah that makes sense. It’s not often that one comes across takes so crazy. They’re like shocked into silence.

[@dustingh]

Ethan may be online, but he doesn't deserve that privilege

[@RejectedBoi]

As a trans person, Ethan weirds me out with the way he’s always throwing around the label of transphobia. Like it feels very self inserty into issues he just uses for clickbait.

[@mere7583]

I think part of the lgbt growth is they’re telling kids now if they don’t fit into sex-based stereotypes they’re nonbinary or trans. I was a tomboy and they probably could’ve got me if I grew up today, it’s chilling

[@scarlett19b]

*Same here.. always been a Tomboy.. and the indoctrination is beyond insane.. like.. these people are literally pushing this Gender BS onto little kids and teens.. and even their pets.. like these people are so delusional it's actually sickening!*

[@scarlett19b]

*#TeamTomboy* 🙋🏽‍♀️

[@jimbomcbob7849]

Inverse here, I've always been a softer and a bit more effeminate dude, and the number of times I've had uncomfortable, repeated comments about me being trans, a femboy, or bottom have really made me uncomfortable before

[@Maggotboy_]

Nobody telling kids that.

[@CobbleBompster]

@@Maggotboy_keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[@762dreams]

I see ethanisonline hate, I click

[@tanimal3964]

I do too, but sometimes the clips of Ethan talking so smugly makes it almost unbearable.

[@Trucking4Jesus]

I really dont know any of the people acheeto covers, i just like acheeto, whoever ethan is.. f*** him

[@mrsir2254]

Are you a fucking robot? Do you have any capacity for critical thinking, AT ALL 😂?

[@Bernardmicheal117]

Every time baby!

[@Bernardmicheal117]

@@tanimal3964he’s so horrible

[@SpazzyyyHolliday]

Back when I was 9 or 10 my mom and her gf brought me to pride, and I saw a guy in big platform heals, a THONG and no shirt, I was genuinely scared and uncomfortable seeing that so young tbh..

[@dahliacheung6020]

I checked out Ethan's content several months ago and found him very distasteful. He is extremely sensitive while being incredibly rude and downright nasty with his insults for no reason. Also, your insult towards him, "your shadow won't even associate with you," is tops.👌

[@BeanEaterExtraordinaire]

I’d say Ethan looks greasy but his hair is so cracked from bleaching it so much that it can’t retain moisture. These balding insults are gonna catch up to him at this rate

[@MackenzyFerguson]

as a socialist, i didn't find anything wrong with Tyler's videos. Its again, freedom of speech, he isnt hurting anyone.

[@snakesonaframe2668]

We need to stop using “balding” as an insult. It’s not something anyone can control (without expensive treatments or procedures) and it happens to a lot of men, even some women. Making fun of someone because of something they can’t control is just wrong imo.

[@Sunny-ut4fe]

Ethan actually makes my blood boil. Like so bad 😭

[@xandercrews4729]

It’s his smarmy attitude added with the fact he looks like a complete puss. This is why we need bullies. It’s not to pick on the kids that can’t defend themselves, it’s to put egotistical assholes, like Ethan, in their place.

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

He is so dumb and cringe and smug.

[@maxwalsh234]

Why? Nobody has elaborated why they don't like him 😅

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

@@maxwalsh234 he's smug, fat, doesn't know how to read stats, and acts superior to others

[@whateverwhatever4026]

​@@maxwalsh234Did you watch anything about him? Or read any comments?

[@samueltesta1558]

My favorite Ethan video has to be the one on modern art. Ethan can’t just make a video about modern art and why he specifically likes it while talking about how some of the hate towards it is unfair. He has to make the video about how Conservatives specifically are the ones that hate modern art because it doesn’t follow strict rules. Then he talks about how Charlie doesn’t like modern artists and has to jump through hoops to say that Thomas Kinkade makes bad art but all he ends up saying is that Kinkade is conservative, religious, and makes “generic” art. Then because he has no thoughts in his head other than “everyone who disagrees with me is conservative.” He has to say that Charlie is just a useful idiot for right wing propaganda. Mind you the only stuff he ever really says to defend modern art is that it makes him feel things and that it isn’t as easy to make as people make it out to be. He struck me as the pseudo intellectual who looks at scribbles on a canvas and has to ponder for an hour about its deeper meaning in order to feel intelligent. Either that or he just has to convince himself to like it because conservatives hate it and he can’t possibly have the same opinion as them.

[@randomusername3873]

I'm convinced he met a conservative that disliked modern art and so he decided he loves it

[@mybigwillie6153]

Charlie as in Critikal? Didn't think Ethan would try to go into leftist defense mode for someone as down-to-earth as Charlie who I wouldn't even say is right leaning. Charlie is likely one of the most center people ever. I haven't reached that far into this long ass video yet.

[@hope-cat4894]

Ethan comes off like a guy who is copying other more successful political leftist creators, but he doesn't want to put in the work so he just acts like an annoying class clown who thinks he's smarter than everyone else. It's very immature, and it's not going to age well when he hits his 30s and 40s.

[@graverob1910]

Ethan: “If I told you to picture a balding man who peaked in high school…” Me: *Stares at the screen* Ethan: *shows Zed* “…you’d probably be pict-“ Me: “Oh! Oh, we weren’t being self referential?”

[@levibreaks]

ethanisonline is what happens when you dont bully the anime kid

[@odinson2273]

But doesn't he hate anime

[@david-468]

@@odinson2273I’m sure he loves the awful ones promoting immorality, he probably hates dragon ball z and Naruto and the like however because the them is “work to become stronger” something counter intuitive to his mindset

[@Xxx-dh3bg]

@@odinson2273 I bet he loves certain "animes". No proof, but sometimes you can take a guess

[@neodinson9928]

I agree, but you cannot have opinions when you have that pfp.

[@levibreaks]

@@neodinson9928it’s a generic character icon. Honestly been meaning to get a new one made.

[@filmercode]

Ethan is a perfect example of someone who didn't get hit enough in life

[@PROX23]

YOOO THE NEW SETUP IS FIRE

[@djlock8265]

Tom's gooner den

[@zackdiazabiblio9592]

Ethan unironicaly policeing the way carr laughs is hilarious and typical of these trans tankie types

[@phoenixblade8315]

*Chronically online

[@Bill_-Thugshaker-_Jensen]

I don’t really like acheeto but EthenIsTerminallyOnline sucks so I’m liking.

[@Sourlego]

Fair enough

[@TabbyWithMittens]

Honestly same, doesn’t seem like I would agree with the content or everything here, but Ethan annoys me too ☠️

[@RaidenMustDie3594]

Oh you got an ass on ya alright

[@luawidi]

Why don’t ya like acheeto?

[@Christisrisen37]

The thing about Ethan that angers me the most is him saying porn addiction apparently isn’t even real. Sure buddy. Way to completely ignore all the studies saying it’s bad in favor one saying it’s good even though that one study was specifically poorly done to make it seem as if there’s no problem.

[@MidKnighter]

Zeducation is one of the nicest people on the internet, and Ethan still got offended. Just imagine being that fragile.

[@deadcopfiend777]

It doesn't matter if he's nice, his politics are disgusting and harmful.

[@mybigwillie6153]

​@@deadcopfiend777funny I find ethan's politics disgusting and harmful yet he's also not nice. He tries so hard to be a good boy ally that he'll call anything whateverphobic applies to it.

[@theoneandonlyzanehaha7008]

YES A 2 HOUR VIDEO PERFECT FOR DRAWING

[@cedarleaf894]

you get it

[@The_Life_Stealer]

YOOOO! ARTISTS UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- *_Excitement.mp3 has stopped_*

[@ericshun2552]

Ethan attacking someone's appearance is Like lizzo calling people fat, dude looks like a BTS member on the show Down for Love. Homie looks like a lesbian Bidoof

[@ShazzledWolf32]

What’s funny about this comment is Lizzo was body shaming people at one point

[@baycic]

Bro looks like miniladds lost brother

[@thecrispymaster]

Oi, don't be doing my boy Bidoof dirty like that.

[@userequaltoNull]

The funny thing about 9:00 is that the airline being flown on is Southwest, which only services locations *within North America* . Meaning, it actually *would* be 100% possible to just drive a Tesla or take a train to wherever this chick was going 😂 Even if it was a Caribbean vacation, you could rent a sailboat or take a ferry. I just thought it was *extra* ironic that there were 100% other options available lol

[@itsumayo]

Ethan has the vocabulary of a Vivziepop script

[@ghostmaker0]

Message to Ethan fans: cry all ya want, yo daddy not returning

[@ghostmaker0]

@GameofDthrones-pq9ys “wah wah you make no point”

[@ghostmaker0]

@GameofDthrones-pq9ys either way i got you to respond and you just made my point, point being he won’t come back to you and that crying to me won’t help

[@ghostmaker0]

@GameofDthrones-pq9ys no I’m just mirroring the pettiness and rabid behavior from Ethan’s fans

[@ghostmaker0]

@GameofDthrones-pq9ys pretty much

[@christianrivers1702]

you sit balls of steel I salute you​@@ghostmaker0

[@bobross2577]

as a lefty, we do NOT support hasan

[@Nanomano2864]

I appreciate the common sense.

[@Chicken_cocknballsoup7376]

But you guys DO tho. How is he a millionaire and has a huge following without lefties supporting him.

[@venga3]

Lots do. You sadly don't get to say "we".

[@bobross2577]

@@venga3 i wouldnt say lots, most leftists probably dont know who he is

[@deadcopfiend777]

There are decent critiques of Hasan's support for gun control and electoral participation but it sounds like you dislike his opposition to amerikkkan imperialism

[@_PrinceVentura_]

Ethan is like the white kid who thinks he can make friends with all the black kids in the school while acheeto is the guy all the black kids actually fw

[@TheFisherman08]

Acheeto is one of the largest suspects in the murder of lightning mcqueen

[@Narutou01]

FYI, identical twin studies have been done on sexual orientation and did find difference in results between siblings. Meaning that even when two people have the exact same genetic makeup, they don't always have the same orientation. Which can only mean that there's no basis for homosexuality being genetic

[@pandaman2840]

do you know what gene expression is?

[@mrnonogogo8588]

Bro a 2 hour vid from acheeto? Get the popcorn boys

[@charlesking7422]

litterally LMFAOO im playing minecraft and listening to this

[@alunoodalmheiri7028]

I will never forget when Ethan was discussing the issue of trans-athletes, and his leading point was - i kid u not - "who cares about sports anyways?" Yeah!!!! No regard for the fact billions of dollars go into sports, im sure billions of people consider themselves fans, and most importantly, some of us actually dedicate their entire lives to exceling in these sports!! Thats when i realized he puts his ideology above all else. He is just as indoctrinated as people on the right.

[@hope-cat4894]

And what about people who rely on sports for scholarships. Thousands are young girls are at risk of losing access to a college education, but this "feminist" doesn't even care about that. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@shineinpeacee]

he's so unathletic he doesn't even realize how cherished and important sports are

[@thehowlie]

This is hype. 2hrs of anti Ethan propaganda. Love it. Btw acheeto he made a vid recently criticizing the guy who caught edp and said he was “harassing” him so add defending pedophiles on the list of ethan

[@SayItWithASM]

I can't believe someone who looks like ethan would sympathize with pedos!! total shocker!!!

[@silentfox8460]

Oooooh...the scatter-plot thickens

[@misnmer9224]

He's a creep himself definitely

[@adamknox9162]

Ethan also criticized him for not paying for housing for pedos. 🤦‍♂️

[@AgentNibbles]

That part where you said Ethan smoking is enough to turn you away from smoking. I immediately thought of that one South Park moment where this anti smoking group does a play and the main characters are start panic smoking right after just to not end up like those guys LMAO

[@MitchConnor91]

"he's a Feeeeyagg" - Tony Soprano

[@xandercrews4729]

He and Vito are opening a B&B in Vermont

[@Devout214]

“I’m a strict catholic”

[@Devout214]

Gabagool

[@Seagulltrash]

“That Ethan guy takes a couple braciole up the Holland Tunnel, who would’ve thunk it?” - Paulie “Walnuts” Gualtieri

[@PelemusMcSoy]

_"FUCKING KWEEAHS!!"_ ~Paulie

[@BiggestfanofGex]

1:12:59 “now 5 years and 4 chins later” 1:16:30 “it’s both about the money and about sending a message”

[@HankChillin]

Also by the looks of Ethan's hairline, he will go bald near 40, probably sooner since he manufactures all this nonsense😂 all of this is his projection of the things about himself he hates

[@scarlett19b]

💯🔥

[@scarlett19b]

😆💯💣💥💀

[@xandercrews4729]

He’s not making it to 40, at least not being that fat.

[@HankChillin]

@@xandercrews4729 🤣

[@bobbythompson6017]

13:10 if I had a shot of tequila for everytime Ethan said the word phobic I would be dead in 1m of alcoholism😂

[@zacharyolerich7521]

Love the Lego Sets in the Background Edit: I just realized that this is Tom dark's setup

[@AnonYmous-wm6wq]

Ethan is the definition of political brain rot.

[@xcainr]

In computer networking, the User Datagram Protocol is one of the core communication protocols of the Internet protocol suite used to send messages to other hosts on an Internet Protocol network. Within an IP network, UDP does not require prior communication to set up communication channels or data paths

[@MindsetMastery-j1u]

Your crush is soaked right now.

[@ockertoustesizem1234]

cool story bro

[@robertbeisert3315]

Why stop there? It's a protocol that sacrifices guaranteed delivery for speed, operates at the Transport layer, and has a comparatively small envelope. For more information, look up the OSI networking model. Now, back to the video at hand.

[@JeffPalasek-cw2hv]

In my opinion, economics is the one thing that the left NEVER gets right. Alot of them probably mean well, but price ceilings and price floors are ALWAYS a bad idea. ...and voting to donate morr of OTHER PEOPLES' money to public education just drives the price up higher. If you want quality improvements, we need market competition.

[@Thebettergeorge]

Im likeing the camera quality, it looks like its a documentary

[@sssssssshhhhhhh]

I had a friend i lost, one day just started talking weird and couldnt make a point out of anything, he was just incoherent like ethan. Aaaaaaand it turned out he was on drugs and alcohool.

[@MvRcscIsM]

Think before you sleep got this guy on a earlier video, it further explains how he cannot even do appropriate research to back his claims.

[@cargoesbeep]

I’m left-leaning and I find Zeducation funny. Ethan doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

[@Waqooyi]

Ain’t no way he has the turkey Tom setup in deaaadddd😂😂😂😂

[@jcdinsmore5001]

If Ethan was Pinocchio his nose would be going past hyper space

[@jcdinsmore5001]

Also projection is a hell of a drug

[@emmy_cat_taylor]

@@jcdinsmore5001aka copium

[@Subzyquent]

Acheeto gas grown so much, makes me feel like a parent watching a child grow up 🥲

[@RoachSanderson1987]

Ethan defends PDF files. Someone needs to check his hard drive.

[@Biohazard219]

I dont Like when people make fun of Ethanisonline.... I LOVE it. I just realized it's complication!!!

[@obliviousmooncake1008]

“It’s easy to be right wing on the internet” anybody slightly right wing gets demonetized or banned on most social media platforms

[@princesspupcake1269]

No they don't, bud.

[@arnaldolopez6471]

EthanIsOnline cannot make fun of anyone else when he looks like a jar of mayonnaise

[@GodDragonLich]

If I’m not mistaken, Zed is an Air Force Veteran. So he is already more intelligent than Ethan since the Air Force is very strict on who it allows to enlist and you need high ASVAB scores to get in. Ethan would not make the cut.

[@GatoSanDad]

The fact that thing exists makes me angry and lose faith in humanity.

[@simpletim8186]

I’m at 33:10 at the time I commented this. don’t fire fighters work for days at a time. That twitch streamer spent 3 1/2 hours playing a game and said he was tired. TIRED AFTER PLAYING A GAME FOR 3 1/2 HOURS. These guys still have to take care of their home and families after days long shifts. Theres a reason so many people value being a streamer. Its a glamorous lifestyle that’s praised as opposed to a 9-5 with no recognition, no donations, and shit pay

[@donaldwalrus4029]

I cant believe ethan is still using the word nazi, is it the 1930s / 1940s, again ?

[@raet6375]

bruh

[@Life-Record6]

I feel ashamed to have the same name as this guy. On behalf of all Ethan’s we are incredibly sorry.

[@noname-ip9xe]

Zeducation is pretty handsome though? How are you gonna be 20 something, look 60 and talking about bald middle aged men as of that’s inherently a bad thing? Ethan would benefit from a haircut.

[@kingt0295]

Legit, he’s average guy good looking like you’d see 20 guys around his level walking around a shopping centre for 5 minutes Ethan is legit bottom 10% of dudes

[@nikkired5584]

I can’t stand when people burp in videos, like it’s not funny or quirky, it’s just disgusting and childish. (If it happens during a livestream that’s one thing but its a video, edit it out!)

[@WGGplant]

25 minutes in and im already exhausted. this video might tank just bc you have to listen to/look at Ethan the entire time. Usually a 2 hour video takes a couple days to finish, but I might be here for a week.

[@tomas23769]

“High and really stupid” Ironically, Ethan just perfectly described himself

[@CapitanGrover]

I was a fan of Ethan. Not massive, but a fan none the less. I found some of his stuff good and agreed with a good portion of his things. Along with you and Sensitive. But when he and Lex did what they did to Super Mega, I left. I have seen so much of what he says is just him doing what he's accusing other channels of doing. and it's gross.

[@nedbigby9694]

Being mad at Jimmy Carr for his comedy style, that has kept him on TV for over 20 years, is a weird hill to cry on.

[@raewithagun3598]

What pisses me off is that Ethan is saying gay ppl aren't grooming kids but I was groomed by a gay person at 12 tears old. OH YEAH TOTALLY NOT HAPPENING

[@kaori9825]

I can’t speak for Ethan but he could have meant in the general population. But since it’s Ethan (aka a pedo defender), who knows. I am so sorry for what you went through. (Coming from a victim of grooming as well)

[@wolfiebunnyshopofficial3923]

me, to my puppy struggling toward my bowl: you cant have my spaghetti! acheeto: comment down below "spaghetti...."

[@silversteinmma]

acheeto is one of the OG's when it comes to criticizing Ethan. I remember figuring out who that shitbag was like 2 years ago, and going to do some research on him. like the only one with a significant following to weigh in on him was Acheeto. Same with nickisnotgreen and mr. beard who acheeto also criticized like 2 years before anyone else.