The life of a girl in Valorant

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As a Valorant player, I rarely go outside and touch grass. I just don't do it. Naturally, that makes me extremely bad at talking to girls. When some girls joined our Valorant games, things got out of hand very, very fast...
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Artax (Salmon Pink): ‪@ArtaxOfficial‬
Oozern (Green): ‪@Oozern‬
and a special thanks to QueenCrab3, as well as all of the other girls for putting up with us!
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[@Sempek54]

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I like the beard. :)

[@Spawnofgolden]

TTVQueenCrab3: “Tux what’s your favorite coffee? TuxBird: “Coffee” Speech 100

[@zachboss3053]

Bro I died when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

[@redwolf9455]

Glad to see the homie Tuxbird back from mental health breaks and officially here to stay in a good headspace

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This didn’t age well lmao

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@Dick Izzinya its been a couple months

[@ShyColdChris]

Tux is honestly a real one for going through so much pain like this , true hero

[@ZapperK21]

I'm having girl troubles too. And this literally lifted me from my depression like God saving a soul of a damned man

[@connornagel2413]

Same here

[@lookatmyright]

ew cringe

[@Ghosy]

Ooz went from the best brother "ARTAX STOP FUMBLING THE BAG ITS FOR TUXBIRD" to Mr Steal Yo Girl

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Babe wakeup, new Tux video

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Babe wakeup, kirishima is being a chad again

[@josiahfredericks2990]

Only if you could watch tuxbird and have a babe

[@blackkat4826]

QueenCrab is such an awesome person, i love her. Im so glad she had fun with Tux!!!

[@itsyovenom3595]

I don’t know what’s worse for me, the fact that I can sadly retaliate to this or knowing that one of my favorite KZbinrs also has gone through it a couple of times 😂

[@splittedspark1675]

Do you mean relate instead of retaliate?

[@itsyovenom3595]

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[@AHappyCub]

@@itsyovenom3595 At least you got some action Ill see myself out

[@queencrab1376]

hey thats me

[@FLASH69420]

Lol

[@PlanetMicro]

Been wanting a valorant video on your channel for so long! So happy that today is finally the day

[@1mtoxicyt708]

Common Micro W

[@andresgarcia6724]

Look, is the guy that does the funny

[@dfking16]

no way its the brawlhalla guy

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You should brawl tuxbird irl

[@Str0hberry]

This was so amazingly entertaining from head to toe, also loved the editing, one of the best on this platform!

[@KamalAdnanTheFirst]

I couldn't stop laughing by the end. This escalated so quickly, so many twists and turns, I LOVE IT!!

[@hplobos909]

I miss you tux. So glad to see more genuine content from a creator who uses his natural big gamer humor to entertain us. Also glad to see you happy :). I also have girl troubles tux. they don't exist and were just living one big fever dream

[@IronMax6]

the conversations in this video felt like everyone was an NPC or a movie from 1980's

[@flooph6830]

not gonna lie tux, i havent watched your siege videos since pre covid. but i will watch your valorant ones

[@ga1axyshad191]

Hey Tux, your vids make me really happy. Started watching you cuz of Siege and stayed cuz you're funny as hell. Hope you're doing well and thank you for your content. Awesome vid man, as always

[@amaki_]

Missed your content Tux! Glad to see you doing well! Loved the video

[@aliteralbreadstickyesabrea5588]

We need more of tux fumbling the bag

[@joetality5296]

I had a mediocre first day back at school. Now I’m back home and was feeling bad but your video helps a lot. Thx Tux

[@xodisaster]

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[@jackalcrackle]

The legend himself is back, this is a great day

[@swisscheese_-9425]

"And there's no queens to stop me" well that aged well, didn't it.

[@Spoopkane]

16:02 why is this bit so well done and edited the music and everything is perfect

[@wooshur]

the plot development in this movie is just incredible.

[@tylerbradford7771]

Bruh I’ve been watching tuxbird for like 5 years now and this dudes game hasn’t gotten any better

[@brandonschwartz6449]

The whole scenario 2 part had me literally in tears

[@TheSpacePuppy]

Literally one of the only videos to have made me laugh during my huge depression. Thanks for uploading, Tux :)

[@RotoYT]

Always happy to see the Goat take the time he needs and post when he wants! The fucking drawings had my crying 🤣🤣

[@janky477]

This man has capitalized the shit out of the awkwardness of talking to girls while you're doing guy things, and it's incredible.

[@hibbanzmksyr2033]

thanks for coming back tux ❤️❤️ hope u always healthy even bitten by a shark

[@DatVeve]

I like that the thumbnail is from old siege video but just remade in Valorant

[@asmolboi1859]

Good to see TuxBeard on KZbin

[@kozihugs]

tuxbird leads others to a treasure he cannot possess

[@ariefzafry4357]

U guys should watch the full version on Oozern's channel

[@FuryOutlaw]

Nice content man ngl I watched the whole video with a straight face!

[@twistedtvplay2376]

I like how she finally got the hint all I can think about is the one meme of the Asian man screaming WOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@kassidy8103]

I'm so glad your back!

[@Felix_4HD2]

That video is a hood classic I can't belive that was 2 years ago damn time goes by fast, I remember when it first came out, especially the one when yumi and cob "helped" him get a girl

[@Gozud]

5:49 I wheezed so hard on that part 🤣

[@thefrontporch3591]

Hello Tuxbird your video made my night like it does every 4 months so thank you for that. I'm very patient.

[@ikuyoFx]

“And there’s no QUEENS to stop me!” 💀💀💀 outa context tux

[@kanashii9472]

tuxbird went all arizonan with the "queen creek" line lmao

[@currentlyvibing9916]

Dude nah the coffe cut off got me by surprise that was awesome😂

[@ChefPreston]

“My only weakness, Texas” -Shark 2022

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This is the most relatable gaming video I have ever watched, I'm crying now🥲🥲

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Happy birthday tuxbird

[@hektirebagins3863]

I really enjoyed this video, thank you Tuxbird! :)

[@a9uf_haogege]

"T-T-Television?" LOL this got me

[@Massacure2001]

The “WHAT THE SCALLOP” absolutely sent me 😭😭

[@sophiacharleston]

Ayyy new video very pog, but my boy what happened to your hair💀💀💀,

[@tristan4624]

Man I was fully invested in this story

[@nelsonlo4847]

"I'm so sorry man, next video"

[@Ci1antr0]

“Ah” “She’s an alcoholic” *Dead*

[@yoinkpops11]

This videos was too funny😭 first time in a while that I genuinely laughed😂😭

[@BorkKillsOneLegMan]

BRO YOU'RE ALIVE!

[@Thats_Awesome]

One of the greatest videos tuxbird has made .

[@Vipers1856]

This video is actually awesome, i love you

[@_-finnn]

tux bird finally uploaded a new video

[@Iman_Hakimi]

Im glad u alive

[@josechumbe546]

homie uploaded this video to find this girl

[@th3_darkshadow618]

It’s been a minute since I last seen your videos, it got to the point I honestly thought you were ☠️, keep up the great worl

[@istvancsanyi1344]

Tux...im so sorry. I really fuckin felt the sadness in your voice. It really is fuckin hard to find someone who loves you. All I can say keep trying and if it doesnt work...well. There will always be people who also die alone...TwT

[@laurentolivieri8296]

most funny video i have seen in a while !!! love you tux and keep doing what you doing

[@Bonktrain]

Amazing video man! Love it

[@PepsiBanquet]

Sir Xurbdic finally uploaded

[@mr-p2875]

Man I miss u Pls upload videos I'm literally dying from lack of vitamin tuxbird

[@askaria4131]

that ending shows why artax is above oozern in the description

[@Dergg]

A real life TuxBird video? In the year of our lord 2022? 😳

[@notwise9455]

I was wondering where you were, checked both your channels just yesterday

[@Spoopkane]

I kept watching this thinking NOOOOO I CANT WATCH but I’m still gonna watch

[@marcussarandopoulos5150]

Last time i laughed this hard was when i first found tuxbirds channel

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Babe wake up tuxbird is back and he’s got a goofy ahh uncle hair cut

[@AJ-zm8mp]

this new editing style SLAPS, glad to see ya back!

[@lizrd6263]

Artax broke the bro code and that plot twist at the end 🦎

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The man is backkkkkkkk lets gooo!

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Like the new outro lovetoy

[@BudeBonBon]

i literaly only watch you so i could watch oozern

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Return of the one and only G

[@HaughtyHarvester]

Did you know, this video is sponsored by tuxbirds beard

[@whelinndealin2039]

that queen crab chick was toxxxxxxxic. XDDDDDDDD

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mission failed, we'll get em next time

[@EXP.Expired]

Good video Tux

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My intestines have not done kick flips I've been lied to

[@justanotheryoutubedoofus3693]

HES ALIVE

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Press f for the fallin Brother

[@PoofyisDead]

coolio my old fav r6 youtuber has become a valo youtuber, feels nostalgic in the best way possible!

[@thisguyisap2196]

You and TheDooo should do a dating VR competition and who ever gets a many yes should be the winner.

[@MalificPlaza]

bro, 0:57 now ik why u chose the emperor penguine as ur OC, it all makes sense now lmao

[@ItzSleepie]

LETS GOOO TUXX IS BACKKKK

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[@_YourFlyIsOpen]

TuxBird finally uploads! *sees that it’s Valorant* 👁👄👁

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I believe Tux now is daddy now.. gj duckman *:)*

[@im.josh-ing6924]

This was one of the best videos ive ever seen

[@mosesfebriant1487]

I like the way Tuxbird talked to a girl. It's like everything is templated and talk with a default monotone voice

[@Digrious-Cat]

I like the shark story

[@max19yearold98]

HE UPLOADED

[@gooci6907]

I am ready for my intestines to do kick flips

[@imoqtz3332]

12:17 CANT STOP THE A TRAIN BABY

[@danksoul5583]

"how to get a girl to not only take notice of you, but to spark interest in you as well" - Sun Tzu

[@riokurniawan-2637]

16:04 Well how the table has turned