The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Music Video)

[@Kirb0_7]

This song has aged like a fine wine

[@tommybro5313]

Not original

[@jakepauls8927]

Fine jizz.

[@elitemangudai1016]

@@tommybro5313 what was the original

[@tommybro5313]

@@elitemangudai1016 The comment, that's nothing new.

[@boogerpresley1366]

The older the berry the sweeter the juice

[@StewyAdamRules]

“Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film” might be the best lyrics ever written, performed, and recorded.

[@kevanmodi6017]

"You call it premature but I call it ecstasy" is a good competition

[@StewyAdamRules]

@@kevanmodi6017 Also “do things alone now mostily”.

[@JohnEricBooth]

And don't forget the anglo pronunciation... "I sar a film" lololol

[@100gexx]

@@casey9081 no

[@2rquoised]

@@casey9081 I'm pretty sure self promoting makes you the loser

[@trevizee806]

Back when I didn't understand English this song was fire. Now it's even better

[@minedantaken1684]

Same!

[@oAldanitao]

Same lol

[@pinguhero4311]

Welcome ta bri'in

[@eduardojose2940]

Saaaaaaaaaame

[@ricardo.i.i.i]

I wish I could have experienced the song like you did 🤣

[@Zinj1000]

Justin being the cleanup guy in rhythm with the song is still the funniest part to me.

[@lubaaudio]

near the end you can see him clearly say the word "Jizz". Perfect.

[@Despondencymusic]

Oh shit! 😂 I thought that was Akiva Schaffer.

[@lubaaudio]

and clearly saying "Jizz" near the end 🤣 kills me every time

[@robertpreciado1274]

Me tooo my boy!!!! I cried when i saw it the first time!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@anarchobaby]

"last week I saw a film as I recall it was a horror film" 11 years later and that line delivery still gets me for some reason

[@roispro]

mutt streams its because he rhymed saw with horror

[@garriemcallister8161]

The funniest lyric and I can't explain why lol

[@ginge1209]

Fact the sign in the background just says "horror film" gets me

[@rohithkumar8708]

@Damian Howard sounds veryyyy much like an infection .weak bowel?

[@lolcerditorock]

It is better because they use the brittish pronounciation so that it rhymes lmao

[@sandakureva]

I was still in high school when this song came out... I'm glad my sense of humor hasn't matured any.

[@justinsmith1001]

This song is truly timeless and ageless.

[@420RastaMonZack420]

Same

[@AlleyCatAlex]

sandakureva same here

[@abbyortiz9245]

It’s a classic

[@MetalGuitaristPro]

Saaaame

[@spunkflunk]

i remember back in grade 8 i had to pick a song to analyse the lyrics in a poetic way, and i chose this song, got in so much trouble but it was hilarious

[@OppenheimerJ.]

spunkflunk 😂😂😂😂

[@emisthem6562]

Danial Thapper that was the best pun I've seen all day XD

[@KatLovesUU]

Lol

[@jerrybundy1281]

spunkflunk me to

[@blakefernandez2978]

You're my hero

[@macmick3165]

Can’t believe it’s been 15 years since this piece of art was dropped

[@ratsinawall]

Andy Samberg is honestly a work of art himself

[@juicyybaby24]

Yes 😍

[@shhlimmy]

Hot Rod will always be my favorite movie😂

[@ratsinawall]

@@shhlimmy *replies

[@shhlimmy]

Spewn Disaster how you going to tell me how to spell my name nigga😂

[@honerverahonesta3511]

Ahh yesss

[@Bexarbear9]

The absolute pinnacle of the 2000s

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

2008.

[@MonSuper21]

No it wasn't lol

[@TeeDub96]

@Ghost Heart what do you consider the 2000s? 2000 to 2009?

[@iamthesenete9123]

Late 2000s

[@Ray-zj4wf]

All time the best

[@daltonevans3412]

You wouldn't know it today, but these dudes and specifically this song literally ruled the world for a while. Hit after hit.

[@chrisb9377]

I just had seeexxxx

[@alfredogonzalez9420]

These songs and the SNL sketches like dear sister, that was a great era for comedy, imo right before the declining in comedy overall.

[@DamBaker95]

Indeed man, the lonely island was HUGE when i was in high school. Those songs were even played at local parties and they got a lot of air time on local music TV. They dominated the early meme game with their songs

[@XI4real]

Facts

[@msdemeanour]

@@alfredogonzalez9420 Comedy is illegal now. It offends the attention seeking woke brigade 🙄

[@sirsmokeefortwence25]

The Lonely Island is back, so I had to rewatch this!

[@T123456788]

Same. Can't believe this was 15 years ago

[@TheGhostPhantom300]

❤

[@Smarts2892]

I’ll always love how Andy Samberg does his part in an English accent

[@isaiahprimm4167]

Fr😂😂

[@xxyy2911]

Man, what did you do I've been listening to this for more than a decade and I never noticed that. Seven seasons of B99 and I haven't noticed he did this...

[@kermitthefrog6787]

if it was truly english song, it's be called "jizz in my trousers"

[@HeggyC]

@@kermitthefrog6787 Nope, in British English, pants is short for underpants (i.e. boxers)

[@HeggyC]

Sorry, but as an Englishman I can categorically state that at no point in this song did an English accent appear...

[@Bandit0313]

15 years later and The Lonely Island STILL lives in my head at least a couple times a week, every week for all these years. No, I will not grow up.

[@locabsgg94]

“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.” 4th Doctor (Doctor Who). I was talking a out this song a few days ago n today I was watching a CinemaTherapy video where they use a clip from this video I eneded up wanting to keep singing so I stopped watching n came here to sing outloud to the full song xD

[@snailthelostcow63]

Grow up sucks anyway

[@TaylorHelmutf5c]

nieherwilli

[@rwuttke]

@@locabsgg94 You came here :) I hope you cleaned it up.

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

You don't have to grow up

[@MogaTange-m7b]

“Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film” Is unironically one of the best rhymes I’ve seen in a while

[@gamingbtc]

Also he says "saw" with a British accent "sawr" to make it rhyme. Lmao

[@MogaTange-m7b]

@@gamingbtc sawr uh film And hawr uh film That’s what makes it so great, it’s like a perfect rhyme in a different accent. How many songwriters can actually do that?

[@rmacgregor5823]

That doesn't really rhyme

[@MogaTange-m7b]

@@rmacgregor5823 it rhymes in British English but not in American English. That’s why it’s impressive. It requires the linking R between “saw” and “a”, the unstressed “a” and “or” and dropping the R at the end of “horror”. Wouldn’t even remotely rhyme in an American accent.

[@kazkeb]

​@user-qv8zs4vb6n it's a bit like how Shakespeare doesn't really seem to rhyme... but it does when you read it in it's original pronunciation

[@alendri]

This era of lonely island is unmatched. Still a banger and ages like fine wine

[@captainraymondholt7887]

What are you doing, Peralta? Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

[@therealmalik]

Booooooneee!!!!

[@bigaj6901]

C A S E ! ! !

[@jawshbawsh4253]

Lmao!!

[@TheImpalerBulletecho]

You Even Signed with the sincerely Raymond holt! It must be you!

[@dynamite653]

He’s trynna B O N E

[@CptCudlScoops]

Now that I'm older...... I can truly I appreciate the lyrical genius

[@Leanne_w]

Haha

[@lostinsauce4515]

2:01 Literally the greatest chorus in musical history.

[@briansmithie4885]

Agreed

[@hugorezende199]

Timbaland and Timberlake style

Very true

[@richardallisonthecringemas9543]

I agree

[@torin6258]

You at 69 likes. Nobody like this comment

[@celuiquipeut6527]

15 years ago, and still nothing better has come out. WE really achieved peak music back then. It's been downhill since then. :(

[@Popcinator]

I listened to this, when I was 10 years old and couldnt understand english. This song was so fire and I always wondered what the song was about. Today I'm just sitting here and realise that my parents could speak english in that time...

[@spacejesus4747]

Mine was the opposite lol. Played this a lot of times cause my parents first of all couldn't make out the words properly and second they didn't know what jizz meant.

[@gameman3981]

@@spacejesus4747 Haha.

[@alenunya]

That was me with "Scotty doesn't know". I never understood what exactly he didn't know and then i listened to it 10 years later and felt so bad for poor Scotty

[@syeda6213]

When you understood what the lyrics meant you jizzed in your pants

[@edgarcuhh3801]

LMAOOOO

[@MrMisterDerp]

I remember showing this to my dad when I was 13 and he yelled at me. Then pulled me aside and told me it was one of the best things he’s ever seen but my stepmom was pissed about it.

[@Kwasmo]

@@casey9081 wow, self promo. Not cool dude

[@casey9081]

@@Kwasmo i do what i want

[@Kwasmo]

@@casey9081 I can tell, just try not do it too much. People get annoyed

[@rafmaciejewski7477]

Had a similar encounter too once. Was young and didn't understand what jizz was and was singing it when my stepmom asked me about it.

[@MrMisterDerp]

@@rafmaciejewski7477 let me clarify, I was well aware what I was showing them

[@lotuzz7409]

"Last week, I saouwre a film as I recall, it was a horror film" Incredible rhyming right there

[@khirulaminur]

*re-coall (in british)

[@bitz3225]

Caiden Kempt the nonce Hunter I’m English and I agree

[@oc174]

Lmaooooo

[@Wbo12]

And I-

[@zotharr]

High quality shit right there 😂

[@MrBoingWaltuh]

Pinnacle of the music industry. Absolute masterpiece

[@GuyFerzOfficial]

"Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film." BARS 🔥

[@misterdrgn5155]

@@Bladeck1234 It probably has in the UK.

[@thl205]

kanye eat your heart out

[@jimfoxx]

@@Bladeck1234 He said "I sore a film" Like an English accent😎

[@Jzombi301]

Guy Ferz top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

[@lordtouchme8328]

Idk why but I love that line

[@mobius_7456]

Real legends don’t wait for this to be in their recommended. They SEARCH it every day

[@smoose1]

Mobius _ I swear I’ve watched it every day for a week now

[@master1damage]

They don't search it, it's on the daily playlist haha

[@gabrielj.wheaton8081]

Got me there

[@souvikmitra6161]

Us.

[@jovank1141]

Yes

[@xygord5337]

“Hey what film did you watch last night?” “As I recall it was a horror film”

[@samuelcourliss8496]

2:00 genuinely sounds like an eminem chorus

[@knebel67]

yo thats what i thought, what song was it again?

[@h1f_sky312]

For me it sounds like Timbaland's mid 2000s style.

[@devon8438]

​@@knebel67You might be thinking of "beautiful" from the relapse album, its very similar

[@ok..5271]

"You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy" This line alone broke me

[@LordLloyd478]

😂😂 that part was definitely inspired by eminem

[@shinigami1357]

I don’t get it

[@LordLloyd478]

@@shinigami1357 get what?

[@Scrimblo.]

what it means@@LordLloyd478

[@BenniTroll]

the breakdown part at 2:00 is unironically so good

[@crazyjbub]

i thought i was the only one

[@TheSuperMehh]

Cook

[@ericlane8077]

Definitely is. I saw someone say it sounds like an Eminem/D12 breakdown. They're not wrong, as if I heard it without knowing who the artist was I would definitely guess the same.

[@trig763]

@@ericlane8077 exactly . i was just about to say all i hear is eminem . i hope they asked permission . ^_ LOL

[@ericlane8077]

​@@trig763 I actually started to look into this, as after listening to the song one more time I was trying to figure out which member of The Lonely Island was singing damn near identical to Eminem. There's a Vice article that revisited this song a decade later, and they actually think Eminem sang on the breakdown (they speculate that since Samberg hosted the MTV music awards that year, where Eminem agreed to be in on a joke with Sacha Cohen, that he also secretly agreed to sing on this track). Unfortunately, just as they say in the article, if he did sing it was entirely uncredited/in secret.

[@okgreatprod]

This song is way better than it should be, like most of The Lonely Island's work

[@gantyline]

that's the art

[@andremartinez3140]

Eat your cereal

[@matthewp2794]

@@andremartinez3140 Do you put the milk or the cereal in first?

[@elijahthatonepyromaniac5872]

eat your cereal

[@esther589]

“one more thing Im gonna pay my check” kills me everytime 😂😂😂

[@dasstreets]

"by" check. :)

[@nephastgweiz1022]

Andy Samberg the only artist able to make "film" rhyme with "film"

[@rosiepestel7836]

Hahahaha...

[@MordorFishChannel]

Ozzy Osbourne can rhyme masses with masses

[@stinkypete2492]

'saw a' rhymes with 'horror'

[@achair650]

And can make it work elaborately

[@romanon5]

hahahahhaaaa

[@seth6956]

5 Years later, And this shit is still funny.

[@jaelenrichardson4452]

I know right

[@zachm7595]

I agree! I've forgotten all about this since I was fifteen back in 2010!

[@Affinity2412]

***** Yup.The group is The Lonely Island. They have a lot of great stuff.

[@ruicorreia5725]

6 years my friend, 6 years

[@jakeatig7780]

Ikr soooooooo funny

[@fbi3277]

Damn, so many young people barely discovering this classic, I remember listening to this the day it came out

[@ltings5806]

Oh what I’d do to go back to that day😩 kids now growing up with songs like wap😂

[@ValuesNotFound]

This song is literally just the cooler WAP

[@armasandoval52]

Yeah, young people are doing good things with this song :)

[@The_ZeroLine]

You’re awesome to have been old enough to hear this the day came it out.

[@Master_of_Critique]

Stop convincing mental patients into doing terrorisms, FBI

[@emmanueljonah7831]

This songs has no business being this good

[@raymonroe1983]

This song never gets old.

[@matthewsmith218]

It's a timeless classic

[@raymonroe1983]

@@matthewsmith218 That it is.

[@neillogrono9465]

title of your s*x tape!

[@raymonroe1983]

@Adolf Hitler LMFAO 😂

[@Hetaliafan85]

When she stands five feet from you instead of six...

[@izzybeth]

seriously underrated comment

[@thoticcusprime9309]

@@izzybeth >.>

[@Lethal_Spoon]

A lot better than “HaHa GuYs QuArAnTiNe GoT mE wAtChInG tHiS”

[@kazkikongokiller6447]

cringe comment

[@rikielanasui742]

And I *jizz* in my pants

[@izzymadda3717]

The fact that they're singing in British accents makes this sound like some fancy shit

[@Aaron-uz4dw]

Are they?

[@Tonatheos]

They're making fun of Pet Shop Boys

[@WilleCarm]

Jizz in my trousers

[@jevnoc365dd]

You're clearly not British then cos I can't think of a place where'd they speak like this.

[@mrWade101]

@tek O It is though.

[@toxicelement3445]

this has changed my life forever

[@josephinenilsson1541]

”please stop acting like you’re not impressed” has me floored every time 😂

[@zainaman710]

one more thing and I'll pay by cheque!

[@louistournas120]

@@zainaman710 because I'm a motherlover.

[@monkeybusiness8516]

@@zainaman710 That caught me off guard xD

[@matthewgerlach5775]

as i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[@grubbygrubb7059]

His face after the, "when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th sense" is priceless.

[@dontclickonmychannel9676]

I didnt even hear that yet

[@dontclickonmychannel9676]

I just kept listening to... "JiZz In My pAnTs"

[@Whoopdido777]

@Grubby Grubb Spoiler alert

[@jamiehewitt428]

I knew it was coming, still brilliant

[@quintariusgooch]

It's so priceless that it's the thumbnail Edit: well, it WAS the thumbnail at one point

[@petracheravis9793]

This was the golden age of KZbin

[@aaronm97oh10]

he's right you know. b4 google bought youtube

[@jono_high]

@@aaronm97oh10 Google bought KZbin in 2006.

[@jono_high]

@Short 4A Stormtrooper Big 4Your Mom en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_KZbin#Purchase_by_Google_(2006)

[@lolasogm]

It really was... makes me nostalgic as fuck :( Now its all jimmy kimmel bullshit, gameplays and 0 creativity

[@LeGheyTrash]

Ugh I wanna go back being 8(except I was 7 when that vid was out) now I’m a depressed trashy 19 yrs old boi

[@ArzybgVideeoo-ng9oc]

i always wanted my wife to know about this. phenomenal

[@user-roninwolf1981]

Watched this video a decade later and I... *JIZZED IN MY PANTS.*

[@SM-ge4kq]

Nobunaga1981 lol

[@FinerGore]

I read this comment and I J1ZZED IN MY PANTS

[@shibzi3947]

Gave This Comment A Like and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

[@burnout3722]

I laughed so hard I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

[@zawellthewanderer8224]

Saw this comment and I scrolled on down and I *JIZZ IN MY PANTS.*

[@hannahsharma5108]

two college degrees, a divorce, three moves across the country and two kids later... STILL A BANGER

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

damn

[@unlmtdmndst]

Lol add a divorce. Likewise

[@w3eonline]

@@unlmtdmndst cant restrict the JIZZ

[@hardeepIndia]

Everything same for me just not the kids

[@ubiquitouscyclone4496]

Get a life lmao

[@Madelune7]

“Last week... I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film.” 😂

[@Mo_Shadows]

I don't know why but that's my favourite line out of the entire song 😂

[@matthewwareproductions7742]

That’s my second favorite line of the song 😂 my favorite is “She turned to me, that’s when she said it, looked me dead in the face and asked ‘Cash or credit?’ and I...”

[@joerrelsaguin4550]

😂😂😂 shit is so funny

[@duncanskippers3130]

Shit still funnier than most shit out there😂😂😂😂

[@bmoney2011]

*I SAWR A FILM*

[@Kardall]

Man I can't believe this is 15 years ago... Jesus. So many good songs. This album should be in the top 69 of all time.

[@DandyHippo]

🔥🔥🔥👌🏽

[@SpiritGuardEli]

Heard Brooklyn 99 is not getting canceled and I...

[@andriealinsangao613]

Spirit Guard Eli JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[@lambohh8172]

@Ranter What??? never......

[@karimaii8378]

@@lambohh8172 he is lol

[@Laughstation]

@@karimaii8378 woosh

[@karimaii8378]

@@Laughstation loosh?

[@projectowxn5219]

When your crush asks if you have a pencil they can borrow.

[@DaveDoesAnimation]

*cousin

[@secretunknown253]

Dave Does Animation I see your into incest

[@binaykumar139]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[@FluffDogg2116]

Christian Grey you’re*

[@abhisarbankar]

My crush asked me for a ruler So I gave her Then she asked why there's mark on 11cm? I Jizzed in my pants

[@_GnarDab_]

They need to do the 10 year anniversary remake of this

[@darwinbodero7872]

This song is timeless

[@user-jv9uf5fk8m]

Girl: Shows a millimetre of her shoulder. How schools think boys react:

[@awesomedavid2012]

Nah this is actually how boys react

[@flawless_Cowboy]

Wtf type of boys yall be around?

[@tegelstenen4178]

Are they wrong though?

[@edism]

Where is this, Iran?

[@omg_its_karma9746]

@@flawless_Cowboy exactly

[@teekomeeko]

Besides the joke, the song is actually really good and well constructed.

[@christianstarup5207]

No

[@alienamarsh3623]

Agreed

[@zauberfrosch11]

I love this song. I wisht they'd have made some "serious" songs, I'd love these too

[@dumatician]

Facts

[@cruzcontrol1303]

It’s really not, it’s just kinda verse chorus verse chorus bridge. Like, I don’t know, every song ever? Not super hard. The hook is kinda catchy I guess...

[@Fluck_Flutch]

I discovered this song 12 years late and I *J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S*

[@mattiacoppola]

Me too

[@SkunaDaGreen]

this was blast back in 2009 .... lonely isalnd and weird al yankovic were the shit shit back than

[@Lorenzo-eq3ku]

Same my man🤣

[@ZimZenhor]

Kk me too

[@CBairsoft69]

same

[@bobsagetsconcubine2866]

1:04 reasonable reaction after seeing Meadow Soprano

[@tluangteachhakchhuak9272]

Damn you beat me to it 🤣 Meadow in a vest and her flirty looks, I don’t blame him🤣

[@2KisEaZy]

I’m happy someone noticed that 😊

[@nafisbernafas9073]

I'm scared to say this... but this song is genuinely fire

[@matthewwareproductions7742]

Say it loud and proud buddy!

[@madimations8287]

Lol ikr

[@alienamarsh3623]

You arent alone. Fear no mortal man. This song is a comical banger.

[@unknownfury7672]

Aliena Marsh 100%

[@echoskelet]

Did you ment : I'm scared to say this... but this song is genuinely dumpster fire ? Because yes it should be banned from the internet.

[@makeshiftmasquerade]

Now that I am a cashier the “One more thing. I’m gonna pay by check.” line has me laughing so hard.

[@rocksen9283]

Hello pfp bro

[@daviddoe6228]

@@rocksen9283 pfp?

[@moobles2998]

@@daviddoe6228 ProFile Picture

[@colemanmyers8081]

I think I need sleep. I read that last sentence without the word “laughing” … and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

[@1ButtonDash]

i've seen people pay by check at the grocery store, it's so weird

[@davidnissim589]

When I was a kid, I thought he just peed himself out of nervousness.

[@brittanydean4950]

When I was younger I thought it said 'I shiz in my pants' and I genuinely thought he would just shit himself and was dancing in front of my mam in the living room to it 😂😂

[@yenzuma]

And I wondered why jizz was censored in roblox

[@zombiealien100]

I was pretty young when I heard this song and asked my older brother what jizz meant, he told me it was saying I pissed in my pants. Couple days later in school during a class I raise my hand and asked the teacher if I can go to the bathroom cuz I need to take a jizz. It made some classmates burst into laughter and even the teacher was smirking I’m guessing trying hard to hold in her laugh. She just said yeah go ahead and walking to the restroom I couldn’t help but be confused af thinking wtf I did to get a reaction like that lmao

[@Lucy-ww3qr]

@@zombiealien100 Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirlundythetoonbint2247]

Isn't that what it actually looks like

[@ethanbarc]

Love this song so much

[@notallthatbad]

All these years later and the faces they make still crack me up. 😆

[@samholdsworth420]

I just JIZZED in my pants reading this comment

[@Witch_of_Gains]

Fr bro 🤣 might as well label it a classic

[@MrAD-mb9nh]

LYRICS : Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I Jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault for the way that you dance And now I Jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend" She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?" And I Jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair you were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I Jizzed in my pants Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants The next day my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I Jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants I went to check Jizzed in my pants Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay? I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity 'Cause I Jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) Yes jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

[@sbzmc]

I appreciate the lyrics! I don't understand some words just listening! Thank you very much!

[@cptsparklfingerz9210]

Legend

[@goifur]

I read this comment and I

[@fulopistvan6417]

@@goifur understood the lyrics?

[@michielvanderzee457]

mohs-teh-lee*

[@LeutenVT]

She turned to me, thats when she said it Looked me dead in the face asked _Cash or Credit_ Man I love these guys so much.

[@VictorSperry]

he was so traumatized that he said: "One last thing i'm gonna pay by check" ahhahahha

[@leiferikson9884]

"Oh, we're gonna need a clean-up on aisle three."

[@AAMY_1]

It was at that point of the song when I read this!

[@mawile3037]

@Jimmy L. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@speedy932key4]

Leaf Of a Tree *cuts to disappointed Justin timberlake*

[@JohnSmith-w5x6b]

finally. you are doing your job. good recommendation, algorithm.

[@water4486]

If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not going my first vid is up :p

[@knobhead5756]

Wait what

[@water4486]

lordzerobeast u read it right

[@knobhead5756]

@@water4486 yee

[@Sckeza]

There's no way your relatives would play that song at your funeral. I M M O R T A L I T Y

[@dmmy126]

you don't have to take you to your funeral without asking for consent

[@IdenIceCreamTime]

When I was younger, I thought he was peeing in his pants. Boy was I off.

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Karen's Divorce Money this comment now has 69 likes

[@IdenElliott]

@@LallanAlexHockstetter wish it had stayed that way

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Iden Elliott DAMMIT 😢🤣🤣

[@swammin]

SAME

[@raheenherring5008]

Facts bro😂

[@brookswunderlich2068]

see u guys in 10 years when this is back in everyone’s recommended

[@blueaflmao7149]

wanted to like but you got 69

[@KingFrazzz]

I’ll be waiting brother

[@CreamySenpai31]

MrKanez well was this in your recommended

[@sqweezzstr]

hello sir, this was on my recommendations. Hope all is swell Brooks ! :)

[@Ryan-iz4bc]

Probably only 6

[@Ful-OGold]

Such a catchy tune

[@workoutwithrob1700]

Her: What's your favorite Justin Timberlake song? Me: It's complicated.

[@linakanami787]

Lol

[@Malz808]

Lmaooo

[@arafat9828]

Mine's Motherlover

[@AA-jb5cs]

You kow this isn't Justin Timberlake, right?

[@alexpedersen9942]

@@AA-jb5cs he’s the janitor

[@91ellep]

‘Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut’ gets me every time 🤣

[@jerseyshoremm]

Ellie P same! My fave part 🤣

[@djmarycruz]

Lol

[@jessicalm8680]

Me too bahaha

[@markec123]

Love how he casually spoils Sixth sense to everyone.

[@joehumpston7937]

That’s hardly a spoiler; Bruce Willis always dies in his movies!

[@np9145]

@@joehumpston7937 uhhh....wat

[@joehumpston7937]

@@np9145 well obviously no always, I mean, he doesn’t die in the 5th Element, but have you never seen Armageddon, or Sin City or Glass?

[@np9145]

@@joehumpston7937 die hardx4 ....i'm assuming you're trolling...

[@joehumpston7937]

@@np9145 Yep! Also, Willis does often appear on lists of Actors who always die on screen

[@youtubelearning2990]

“My heart stood still, and so did time and space.” The lyrics!

[@YoungmindYT]

Me age 9: This song is hilarious Me age 20: This song is hilarious

[@llneo]

probably your opinion will be the same when you are 41 mate

[@YoungmindYT]

@@llneo Hope so!

[@jjjlove2260]

That's exactly when I found it and how old I am now too. This song is a bop.

[@bloodynoseTR3V]

Imma be an old man and still have this humor

[@alejandrobarrientos7707]

@@llneo I'm 40, this shit is still hilarious!

[@karth12]

This is my first time listening to it. *Chills. Literal chills.*

[@sovietspyguy6689]

Jake peralta

[@karth12]

@@sovietspyguy6689 yep

[@joeddemicamprock]

haha

[@rasellewolf]

Listen to this song for the first time and I...

[@lethien2012]

Oh i forgot about that part 😂😂😂

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

I was 8 when this song came out. I could not stop singing it. My parents were very concerned.

[@KioneWinterHowl]

@@ludvigs2389 What is wrong with his spelling?

[@KioneWinterHowl]

@@ludvigs2389 Literally doesn't say Editted

[@niklassara4571]

@@kevino2657 hei på deg din jævel

[@Kaixcs_]

I don't fucking doubt it

[@connor4435]

Ludvig S a shit tonne of people lie about their ages on social media and it really doesn’t matter

[@esprmusic]

This HD masterpiece is finally at 100 million. After so long…

[@rachelx799]

Anyone else’s favourite part is when Andy says “I saw a film as a recall it was a horror film”

[@ritvikraina5081]

"Whore"-er film...or is that just me?

[@gavinpearson4656]

@@ritvikraina5081 think it's just you xD Idk though

[@MikeE253]

The sign is the best part

[@eoinleen1]

"just one more thing, I'm going to pay by cheque" is the line that cracks me up.

[@crystalidentity]

I'm convinced this song is meant to be like a very weird parody of the Pet Shop Boys (think of their most famous single 'West End Girls' - very similar spoken-word style and imagery of sexual desire and the seedy underbelly of the city). They're speaking all the lines with a very British-English accent. Andy even expertly throws in that 'R' sound that British people do when two vowels run into each other: "I sawr a film". Not only that, but notice how stereotypically British their attire is. (Not when they're playing the DJs, but when they're playing the men with the unfortunate 'jizzing' problem.) They're dressed like a cross between Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys singer) and Benedict Cumberbatch in _BBC Sherlock_ ! And funnily enough, someone has made a hilarious slash fanvid of Sherlock / John set to this very song... You're welcome. *Sherlock (BBC 2010) - Sherlock'd In His Pants* kzbin.info/www/bejne/romueoKsasZ8bKc

[@anthonysoriano120]

everything about this masterpiece was very well executed from the lyrics all the way down to the outfits. it's always good to appreciate the timelessness of their efforts to entertain at a top tier level.

[@machinegun.anthony7345]

oh wow yes i agree very much anthony

[@UsagiMaddie]

I remembered this song just now and I *J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.*

[@poppymoon777]

😂

[@ItBePatYo]

I read your comment just now and I J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.

[@Yerflua]

I replied to this comment and I *J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS.*

[@djf750]

I just started to read your comment and I...you guessed it, Jizzed in my Pants

[@blitzcon9088]

I read this comment and I JIZZED IN MY MY PANTS

[@TheOvermaster]

What a classic all these years later.

[@BlazePiffington]

“I need a few things from the grocery, do things alone now most-a-ly.” That verse speaks volumes

[@whttrails]

yes it does, best line I thought though was "clean-up in aisle 3" and the look on the guys face. lol

[@daRealLAPC]

@@whttrails that guy is Justin Timberlake

[@bryancanizales9772]

This literally popped up in my head after all these years at 11:30pm while I’m trying to get some sleep lol still awesome

[@j-tenn226]

I wake up in the middle of the night thinking of this song.

[@markworkman9224]

That’s why I’m here too

[@enigmus7962]

I literally watched this today at 11:30. Wtf

[@w3eonline]

it will let u sleep after u JIZZ in your pants

[@backwoodsvlogs5784]

Holy smokes, I looked at the time and it’s 11:33, I swear 😂

[@rymcw3374]

For some reason, I can't over how 2:00-2:16 sounds...

[@carloseot5548]

I thought I was the only one! Also, when someone likes the same part of the song I like I...:

[@TyronDeakin]

its got an eminem flair

[@ryanbird9633]

It’s because Justin Timberlake is singing the backup vocals

[@zenthepoet]

Parody ASMR

[@waspoppin4784]

General Grievous yah it’s really good

[@snarkysunbro1291]

I refuse to believe it's been 15 years. 😭

[@Admiral_Kay_Markus]

My friend recommended me this song, when I listened I **J I Z Z E D IN MY PANTS**

[@davidjs97_]

This is the most 2000’s video I have ever seen

[@davidjs97_]

Maori Boy You can’t read numbers apparently.

[@xavierramirez1911]

Maori Boy it’s from 2009

[@zacktrever1878]

Lazy sundays

[@geddoe316]

Uh....how? Are all young people stupid?

[@GreighThunda]

@Maori Boy 2008

[@Turrent]

“I need a few things from the grocery- doing things alone now most-ely”. Brilliant.

[@mrsnulch]

I agree that’s my favorite line as well haha

[@ericlane8077]

Same

[@CepbIuLOL]

I dont get it.

[@pandaman1331]

​@@CepbIuLOLthe e in mostely is usually silent.

[@CepbIuLOL]

@@pandaman1331 so is it some kind of joke or just funny pronouciation in song? Im not native english speaker.

[@KevinRay_man]

Timberlake gettin down while moppin is just one of those things I never knew I needed until I found it and now I can't imagine life without it. Loved this since I was eighteen man DAMN. Grew out of a lot of the nonsense from back then but this, no, never this.

[@ashleysmith4522]

That's not Timberlake its Akiva I thought it was him to for the longest timd

[@nunyabiznes33]

@@ashleysmith4522 Wait what, that's not JT?!

[@xraccooonx]

​@@nunyabiznes33 According to IMDb and wikipedia it is JT

[@Dark3Fenix]

Good fuuuuuuuu- I was in high school when I first listened to this song. Now I am a father of two still jamming to this.

[@cloudymusic]

This rapper is so desperate for attention that he even shouts at a sweet old lady kzbin.info/www/bejne/npavhYKuidqWa7s

[@nosathirty]

One of the videos I wished KZbin recommended me all the time.

[@T3DDY13]

You know they're young when they recognize Andy only from Brooklyn 99 and not from the countless other shows, movies and songs he's been in over the many years.

[@ava8109]

Jose Ponce like hot rod😂 best movie ever

[@moonlisa5992]

Ive seen him in movies and heard the songs then saw b99 but never realized

[@theawemazingcrew9702]

I recognized him from that's my boy and his cameo in grown ups 2. I also watched the whole series of Brooklyn nine nine last week

[@uhohmykokoro1616]

I always recognized him from The Lonely Island 😂

[@T3DDY13]

@@ava8109 "you look pretty" "What did you say?" "Uhhh I said you look shitty"

[@Psiros]

I swear Andy Samberg is immortal. He looks the same in Brooklyn 99 and this video was uploaded 14 years ago (as of 2023).

[@conorsmith8551]

LIKE A BAWS

[@coolbugfacts1234]

they made this video when people still had flip phones! this is ancient

[@FromThe36thChamber]

0:54 is that Meadow Soprano lmao

[@lukamilic]

HOLY SHIT YES IT IS !

[@biofromhell]

i knew it !! Thank you bro 😂

[@spencerj4677]

Yes, holy hell

[@Capcoor]

Yes, that’s Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

[@loginsloth]

Lmao checked out the comments to confirm I wasn't crazy

[@killzxth]

i love that affect at the end on their voices

[@shizzychris]

Julez Jaax Could be. For the longest time I thought it was Eminem.

[@NabadyCares]

same

[@LUKEDOESGAMINGDAGGERS]

I'm not the only one!

[@fury6078]

What effect?

[@jabooty561]

FURY at 2:00

[@I_Am_Angkong]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Captain Holt found this somehow and was like "Peralta, what in gods name is this?" and Jake be like ".....uhhhh....."

[@pinknpurple9441]

I mean the sad thing is this is reasonable 😂

[@khakiturtle6776]

The first ever comment on this video was "xDDDDD love it" it was written on December 10th 2009, 2:00 pm

[@edanpinhasi256]

Sir Skobbels what’s it called?

[@LastGenRichtofenn]

@@gumbowallace yh whats it called?

[@dougie5073]

@@LastGenRichtofenn the answer is- *dies*

[@eazye3488]

Bro just do ctrl F

[@mike7652]

That's like 100 years ago in internet years.

[@adiands850]

27 years later and this song is still amazing

[@Francisco-xp9yw]

Girls during puberty: omg life sucks I hate everything! Boys during puberty:

[@fabianatrindade56]

Hahaha true. My teenage years were the worst 😃😃😃

[@meepmeep7321]

Not true its the same as boys

[@RepublicOfTheWolfPackXanthera]

@@meepmeep7321 I just ate a grape and I jazzed in my pants

[@staryeet4666]

(he pet his can)I jizzed in my pants

[@captnbutter_bee5644]

At least your not a human ketchup packet of blood

[@swaggy3987]

The production value on these though… so good that I-

[@JVB390]

Jizzed in My Pants

[@johnsmith-jq1uc]

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[@fridao4689]

ten years have passed and I J I Z Z I N M Y P A N T S

[@anthonycerini430]

11*

[@anthonypena336]

That actually tickled me 😂😂😂

[@spiderplant]

This song will forever live rent-free in my head.