The Long Island Match Maker (a soft spoken Comedy ASMR video)

Welcome to the first day of your journey to find love! Sit back, relax, and let Gina (The Long Island Matchmaker) find your soulmate.
0:00 - 1:32 intro
1:33 - 5:34 About Gina
5:35 - 8:58 Love Binder- previous success stories
8:59 - 17:11 Love Binder- questionnaire, typing
17:12 - 22:17 Asking you questions, make up, brush on coffee pod
22:17 - 28:33 Love Binder- the eligible bachelors
28:33 - 33:02 Pre-Date check list

[@britnicox3929]

“Is this your baby?” “No” “do you want one?” Is a WILD pickup line, I respect that kind of go getter energy

[@bethany5527]

im a lesbian but i took every bachelor suggestion seriously thank you gina youve found me the love of my life

[@claudiabloom9315]

same I’m going to take these bachelors into consideration 😍

[@Anon-tb4pw]

me too :))

[@curlyhairblacklilacs]

Fingers crossed it was Craig and you also hate tomatoes 🤞🏽🍅

[@sadnuggett]

lesbians loving caroline is not what i expected but something i am on board with

[@atkgg]

I'm dying😂 while listening to this on my drive home I got rear ended....by a young man...who gave me his phone number. The Long Island matchmaker strikes again!

[@luciag4786]

No wayyyyyy! That’s crazy!

[@splendidsimp]

Isnt giving each other your insurance and number a normal thing to happen in crashes??

[@atkgg]

@splendidsimp it's a joke 🫠

[@littlemrsmods7998]

Bro?? You should not be listening to asmr while driving

[@atkgg]

@littlemrsmods7998 some of us don't use asmr to sleep, we use it to keep us calm in rush hour traffic 🙃

[@hannah5849]

I stopped watching pride and prejudice for this

[@carolineeasom]

I hope you like it!

[@prayedandslayed]

THATS A BIG DEALLL OMGGG watching pride and prejudice is like my TOP PRIORITY so I get this comment so much

[@lmsxo]

She's gonna help you find your Mr Vinny

[@LoboMendez1]

The movie with Kiera knightly or the series with Colin firth? Either way.... Not lightly done.

[@margaretforsey7763]

If only Lydia had had the services of the Long Island Matchmaker! But, then, maybe Darcy and Elizabeth would never have gotten together.

[@gcha4207]

Not a joke, but the baby story reminded me of this, my MIL was born and her father was never around, raised by a single mom. At only 5 weeks old in the south her mom would put her outside in a crib on the porch by herself because that's just what people did with babies. A man walks by and hears a baby making sounds, goes up and sees her and then knocks on the front door. Her mom comes to the door, the man introduces himself and says, "sorry, I just needed to see how gorgeous of a woman you must be to make such an adorable baby" they started dating and he eventually married her, adopted my MIL and they had even more kids together. They were married for many decades until she passed away just a few years ago. My MIL always jokes about how she set her parents up at only 5 weeks old

[@annafluellen6730]

What a wonderful story.

[@casy6203]

What a beautiful story, thanks for sharing🥰

[@audyo14]

This is so human

[@montanathestate]

giving big millionaire matchmaker vibes and i’m loving it

[@infoskrimp420]

i streamed this on my tv because of this comment

[@toddshrader4234]

This is the best

[@awj611]

unpopular opinion but i love the background noise. someone w anxiety it helps make it feel more real. so thank you for NOT cutting that out ❤️

[@DestinyJadesma]

I agree

[@jacktadash]

Same. I like background noise and taking in ASMR what is with the freaky silence and whispering its like a horror movie on some of those videos.

[@phoeeb_e]

'eats lots of granola' and 'hates music' had me in tearrssss

[@averyopalka4484]

I am just tucked into bed now PERFECT timing thank you

[@QueenAves]

Omg we have the same name

[@matcha.addict4139]

@@QueenAvesnetizen shocked that billions of people name their children

[@P3bbl3]

​@@matcha.addict4139shhhhhhhh let people be happy shhhhh

[@peepo2560]

I'm a New Yorker and I feel SEEN, ACKNOWLEDGED, REPRESENTED, HONORED... I could go on ❤️

[@mglouise97]

I love comedy ASMR. I'm here for the tingles and the giggles

[@snipsnorpsmorble]

The gingles if you will

[@Juicylucy510]

My fiancé died 3 months ago and now I don’t look forward to many things. But this I am looking forward to. Thank u. Great concept.

[@katarinaroman8392]

Hey, I know I'm just some random person on the internet, but I want you know how much my heart aches for you. I cannot imagine what you must be going through right now... I hope you have a good support system to lean on during this time. And I hope you can start to find small things in life to look forward to again soon.

[@florzinharebi2134]

Omg the uncle story is amazing HAHAHAHAHA I absolutely adored this roleplay, you are indeed born to be a matchmaker

[@justjessica393]

I feel like Gina's aunt is the lady who really loves those gawjeous curtains and I am completely here for it

[@margaretforsey7763]

Hahah Yes!

[@caitlinjohnson2928]

Ahaha! I love that reference popping up! “They’re just so pretty!”

[@christina8911]

😂😂 she had to get them for the spring and summer

[@melissasaint3283]

😂😂 close but not quite. Her name was Blanche and has a central Rhode Island accent, from the region with lots of Italian-Americans.

[@fratboyz5547]

i have been LOVING the recent asmr videos

[@domtom010]

Uhh, YES, same!!

[@BKupchuck57]

the struggling with the binder, the typing one handed, the quiz questions... this is a RIOT

[@soronprfrbs]

You have a great 'unintentional ASMR' vibe which I appreciate very much. You're also funny as hell. Come for the tingles, stay for the goofs!

[@NovaPearl58]

That's definitely how she started this lol

[@DiZoSoMom]

Just snuggled into bed and SQUEALED Bc I was so happy to see a new silly ASMR from you! You’re my absolute fave ASMRtist! My daughter found you on insta a while back (maybe around a year ago?) and we adore you!!

[@nevebrown9206]

I am begging for this to become a series

[@haidynwilliams5392]

the titanic question 😭😭😭

[@melodiczombie]

The granola bit cracked me up but honestly that word sounded amazing in this accent 😂

[@lexieb6452]

Your talent is incredible Caroline! Love all the characters you come up with!!

[@alextherobot456]

Loving the OceanGate reference 😂

[@jackrussel999]

I hope we get a part II of the LI Matchmarker so we can debrief about our dayes and see what else she has in store for us 😂

[@umbellicalchick5635]

I want an hour of just going through success stories lol

[@onbee1114]

Everything about this is fantastic. Not even done with the video but the ghost question made me outwardly laugh sitting here by myself

[@angelite7416]

It’s giving ‘Long Island Medium’ lol! Haven’t seen Long Island since I left for school in August, but I find this very comforting

[@_cas985_]

i love that you’re leaning into longer comedy asmr videos. you’re my favorite! falling asleep to your shorts isn’t the same as a long video :) thank you❤

[@P3bbl3]

Holy shit slimecicle fan spotted??

[@_cas985_]

@@P3bbl3 HOLY SHIT A N O T H E R SLIME FAN SPOTTED??

[@camichsoda]

i just LOVE caroline's videos because, in a way, they're not supposed to be asmr but they're still so relaxing and YET i find myself giggling out of nowhere because she said something close to outrageous and i just love it

[@moni-ze9dq]

This video is hilarious and I found myself seriously considering the questions lol. Once again, brush on the coffee pod is a phenomenal trigger! The face brushing in the second half is so relaxing, having trouble keeping awake…

[@ChickenSpider13]

21:13 "I can work with a 7." Im dead 💀

[@katiebug_asmr]

Thw buffet question caught me off guard and I'm laughing out loud 😂

[@cassidy6257]

I love this! I’m totally willing to watch like 10 more parts of this character

[@toriw535]

"This pizza with no cheese" lol😂

[@Dazzlinglylauren]

😂😭😭

[@cephalopodder]

As an islander I was wholeheartedly expecting to find this incredibly grating, but it was quite nice

[@emilllllllllllliiiii]

I love that there is actually pretty solid advice sprinkled in !!! You’re doing amazing !!!!!!! A new fav for me for sure !

[@Haley__Mae]

I was just about to wind down from the day and got excited to see that you had posted. I love comedic asmr, and even tho you just started a few months ago, you're already one of my favorite channels! I can't wait to enjoy this video and the future ones to come, love your videos!

[@carolineeasom]

Thank you so much for watching! I’ve been making comedy content for over 3 years mostly on TikTok, but KZbin is all new to me. I’m having a lot of fun trying new things and im so flattered by the response. People have been so kind here.

[@Haley__Mae]

@carolineeasom oh I didn't you were on tiktok, I've now followed you on there. I really like your content here on youtube (the non-asmr videos as well), so I'm sure I'll enjoy it! even tho you only have a few asmr videos here on youtube, I enjoy every one of them and can't wait for more. You really deserve all the kind comments you get, and I hope you'll have lots more fun trying something new here on youtube cause you're already making great videos :)

[@familyofstars]

Girl, you are a comedic genius! Who knew that could be so relaxing? I love your videos!!!

[@knicholsch]

Love this! I love the low fi, real vibe. Miss these types of ASMR videos!

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

I’m SO glad you started doing actual (but still very silly) ASMR!

[@MandyRuff]

I LOVE this!!! Stumbled on accident and oh my goodness… you seem so naturally delicate and loving, and then on top of it this voice and character!- I’ve been mesmerized. Plz keep ‘em coming, you’re amazing!

[@ASMRKay_]

The attention to detail in your story lines is top notch!

[@libbyelwick8814]

This accent is everything for me!! The white rabbit asmr does an awesome one too, tingles me the most ❤

[@yasminerobinson4220]

omg I love that channel!! This kind of accent is just so good for ASMR haha

[@frogsites]

You have no idea how excited i was when I saw that you posted this because the past few nights ive watched your asmr videos over and over to the point where i can almost repeat your words so I needed this.

[@StunningHistory]

Is this all improv or do you have an outline? Either way you’re a natural storyteller!

[@stephisme3282]

I just discovered your channel! You are THE BEST! Love that you speak in a non-whispered but beautifully soft voice….oh, the tingles! Totally my new fave! Thank you ❤️

[@nadziejaewelina797]

I've watched this four times because the comedy is gold but your voice is *so* relaxing. Also loving this character, kept me genuinely captivated throughout the whole video.

[@lizziedallas]

this is so fun - I love the k-cup brushing! you give a lot of good advice in your videos and i always find myself in a better mood after watching :) thanks for another great asmr!

[@chantellemartin4808]

need another video like this , I cant stop coming back 😂

[@Grace-s]

these videos are too good. i can't stop watching them 😭

[@magicalcatbean]

i love that you've started to include asmr because your other videos have such a calming vibe 🤍

[@14THEPINKPANTHER]

I subbed for this character. Long Island accent gives me so many tingles. This is everything. Please bring Gina back!!!!

[@Aklyavee]

I’ve watched so many of your TikToks (big fan lol) love the short videos, but I’m also so glad that you’ve been posting these longer ASMR videos! Your voice is so good for it :)

[@user-eh7wy9ne8p]

thank god you are posting regularly! after watching your Academic Counselor skit, I checked out your ASMR playlist and seeing that there were only 5 made me sad. Your videos don't make me 'laugh' per se, but they are quirky enough to keep my attention and calming enough to... well, calm me down. keep going sis!

[@bellaphelan6013]

perfect timing as i moved back home to long island 😝 i am such a fan of yours 💚 wholeheartedly love your work 🌬️💞

[@lovelyasduck4476]

I'm so happy you're doing longer form asmr videos! This is amazing

[@muditafeeler8271]

Thank you for this video! I'm traveling, exhausted, and I put on a timer for 10 minutes before having to head somewhere, hoping to at least rest my eyes while listening to your video. My alarm went off at 7:38, and I had already fallen asleep. I went back and checked, and I don't remember anything you said after 5:00, so I must have lost consciousness after 5 minutes. I woke up feeling slightly better rested, and I'm going to rewatch this tonight when I go to bed. You're a gem! Love your comedy ASMR - your voice is tingly and relaxing, and your jokes make it entertaining and interesting (which therefore makes it more comfortable to not immediately fall asleep).

[@Hymnbyrgyr]

As a Long Island native, very nice job on the accent 😂

[@cristalbush7932]

Omg this is amazing! I just found your comedy channel recently and I loved it! I got tingles from the reels n tick tocks so I watched them over n over. So I am sooo beyond excited that you have a long video on KZbin! U have a fan forever! You’re too hilarious 🤣

[@trollingmermaids]

Comedy ASMR is my fave, so glad youre doing more of these. Started watching you on tiktok a few months ago and glad i found you on here 😂❤

[@allierey255]

Honestly these where solid questions 🧐 I strongly agree that Gina will find me love 10/10 the logic is 100% 😂😂 I love it

[@User_nothing522]

I ve been looking for this kind of asmr for all my life

[@domtom010]

The literal excitement I feel when I see you’ve posted a new vid 😤🤩🥳 You did NOT just quote Scrubs. Caroline, on behalf of the black community, I hereby bestow upon you a lifetime pass to the cookout. 🤜🏾

[@hornalla666]

You are so funny and your voice is so relaxing. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

[@ella-lr1ue]

need a part two of this i come back so often and it’s funny every time

[@kitty_765]

Omggggg your dive into asmr has been absolutely fantastic ❤🎉

[@MGRTZ]

28:26 Bookmarking for myself - this is a bit much, but have been playing this section for myself a lot recently and legit have found these gentle but firm words of instruction helpful getting out of bed the last few days, like this is my own personal daily motivation. Idk what it is specifically that works, but the calm direction w your humour has genuinely helped me get out the front door. Need me a Long Island life coach 🥲

[@alliehenry147]

You have very quickly become my favorite asmrtist even though asmr isn’t your main thing 😂

[@user-cp5ii9bi9h]

Dude I had no idea you did comedy asmr too!!! This makes me happy as hell cause like, I’m not tryna sleep or anything rn, but I do wanna rest my eyes and giggle

[@racheldytrych3719]

Omg I’ve seen you on TikTok and love that you’re doing asmr. I love the weird rambling ones and hate the over done mouth sticky sounds. Thank youuu

[@saucewizard69]

This is the best ASMR I’ve watched in ages!! best tingles in years

[@paigesteele4980]

Love love love the anachronistic rollerblades followed by a milkman!!!😂👍🙌

[@LaraParallel]

Most unrealistic part of this is the Krispy Kreme reference 😂 Long Island is Dunkin territory for better or worse (mostly worst)

[@siddyx111]

These videos put me to sleep so well and make me giggle while doing it!! Thank uuuu

[@mikkayo]

I’m at work do I can’t watch this right now, BUT I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!🎉

[@lobotom.y]

LMAOOOO I literally loved this video, me being from Long Island just made me laugh through the whole video bc I feel like I don’t have one and my friends say I do 😭 but girl the accent is hilarious I loved this whole heartily I get so excited when you post 😝🩷!

[@Roberto-tt7yv]

Yayyyy you did the coffee cup and brush sounds again… keep them coming 😊

[@merellammers2452]

You’re insanely good at this. Really enjoyed this one!

[@raventree9041]

These just get more and more creative, love the channel🩵

[@cerys8323]

I’m not even taking the piss I think I started lucid dreaming to this video at 4am

[@fondantswirl2019]

I’m not kidding I’ve searched for this exact video long before it came out. THANK YOU! 😂

[@saradenbleyker6075]

Okay, but is the jello pool one big mass of jello? Or is it like a bunch of jello cubes?? This greatly impacts my answer. 😭

[@Maddiebean570]

I love the titanic sub question 😂

[@sarcrose]

Another marvelous video that's both really fun and really relaxing 😂😌

[@cairomoon945]

Hahah I’m originally from Long Island And this video was incredible! Idk how you managed to make Long Island asmr sooo relaxing and tingly, you rock🫶🫶

[@chynnhowe]

You’re literally one of the funniest people I’ve come across in a while 😂😂😂. And great ASMR!!

[@camichsoda]

since i saw your reels on ig i was hoping you would post here and i'm sooo glad you did ❤

[@jessicadutridge9882]

The "dry granola" couple literally have me in tears. Where does this shit come from??? I'm so jealous. Lmao

[@winterwolf0100]

Oh my god, I need this to be a series

[@Vlnzlm]

I loved this video, it was so entertaining, i wanted to keep listening to what you were saying, some asmrs are a bit boring but this was really funny and it kept me so enganged through out the video lol and the sounds were great too!! i love it

[@Abril-1234]

How do you weave humor and story and nuance AND include my favorite triggers (consultation, page protector flipping, binding tapping)

[@lanceelliott2504]

No idea what you put in these videos but they're always amazing

[@squiddlebeans]

I would love to see asmr with the voice you used for the doctor in your rp video! It was so soothing for some reason

[@ameliathomas3856]

Long Island Medium and Millionaire Matchmaker crossover with that, "do you believe in ghosts" question. Straaawwwngly agree.

[@KawaiiPinkPunkStar]

More roleplays with more typing, please

[@christina8911]

You really dedicated to this character. I love it

[@HalfdecayOfUranium]

I so loved the reference to Titan 😂 Abdt the role play is sooo on point

[@squle7186]

I can’t sleep with these videos. I’m too invested in the content

[@Kjane921]

ngl, that bit about not making dates a big deal was super motivational

[@VirtualBananaz]

almost spit out my coffee when you read my mind for the scale of how much everyone sucks hahah