The Lost Hans and Franz Movie: Episode 3 | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hans and Franz must race to solve the girlynappings before it’s too late in the third part of "The Lost Hans and Franz Movie." Plus, Conan and the cast discuss how they planned to snag the long list of guest stars intended for the film. Listen to the full podcast: listen.teamcoco.com/hansandfr...
CREDITS
Written and performed by: Dana Carvey, Kevin Nealon, Robert Smigel & Conan O’Brien
Additional voice work by: Matt Gourley, Sona Movsesian, David Hopping & Matt Powers
Produced and edited by: Matt Gourley
Directed by: Matt Powers
Executive produced by: Adam Sachs, Nick Liao & Jeff Ross for Team Coco, and Colin Anderson & Cody Fisher for Earwolf
Supervising producer: Aaron Bleyaert
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[@GodlessG0D]

Somebody needs to animate all of these scenes and turn them into an actual movie.

[@angelpipessd]

Only if Arnold is voiced by 1. real Arnold, 2. Josh Robert Thompson’s impression of Arnold or 3. (My preference) Robert Smigel’s insane Arnold 😂

[@PezQ84]

Take literally all my wealth and make it happen

[@andreasheld2362]

Any Midjourney-Wizards around?

[@aperson2943]

​@@andreasheld2362 I have been trying to make it work with Midjourney, the problem is the look changes from scene to scene. One pic looks a lot like them, the next pic looks nothing like them. It's best to animate it, or a reenactment

[@ryanflanagan6722]

Great idea! It could easily be a TV Funhouse production

[@CandynoseTwinskins]

Dana's face when Robert forgets that he made the Dr. Evil character haha

[@rhapsodyinglue8758]

For real, I heard it coming and was praying Rob would remember. Poor Dana got soooo hosed on that whole thing. Totally ruined my respect for Myers.

[@JillKnapp]

Dana is such a pure, wholesome soul. I love how he just wants to avoid conflict. ❤

[@marcusmcdowell7844]

You caught that Austin powers reaction in his face too? I thought I was the only one.

[@arsmor1end1]

He's so nice he's still friendly with Dennis Miller.

[@Marshall_Stacks]

@@arsmor1end1 They both suck.

[@Challam3ow]

Im missing something- can you explain please 🥺👉👈

[@JayDubyaDub]

@@Challam3ow It's possible Smigel didn't know, but Dana Carvey and Mike Myers - who used to be thick as thieves, right, Wayne's World, etc? - are on the outs specifically over Dr. Evil. Carvey resents that Myers stole the character, the voice, the pinky thing, etc. IIRC Carvey has mentioned in interviews talking to a therapist about privately resenting Myers about it, and has also previously stated never actually talking to Myers about it directly, which, if they were friends and colleagues before... yeah, anyway, you could tell it was a sore spot and Carvey just didn't want to deflate the comedy podcast with that... that or they edited it out, maybe, but seems more like he was - hey wait a minute, don't say someone else was unique and a comedy genius who "cracked the code" with Dr. Evil... in a conversation WITH Dana Carvey... who feels like he invented Dr. Evil!

[@MJubecki1984]

I am sooooooo sad there is only one more episode of this. This show has brought me so much pure giggling joy.

[@rtwilho]

These have been an absolute delight. Someone animate this. This would be great animated.

[@florianadolf2256]

Omg, Robert Smigel is more Arnie than Arnie himself; I am lmao😂😂😂... The entire ensemble is out of control. Totally love it! Why has this flick never been produced so far?!?

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

If you love Smigel's Arnold, then look up all the Live via Satellite bits from Conan's old show, there's a billion of them

[@djgrom9542]

It was never produced because of two people Stuart Smalley and Pat

[@cfcSDrake]

I believe they wanted Schwarzenegger to come and do it, but as awesome as that would have been, I loved Smigel doing it

[@florianadolf2256]

@cfcSDrake No, no - ☝️Robert Smigle (or Smaigl) *has to* do it. Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey are Hans and Franz. Conan narrates the overall storyline. The cast is actually pretty clear... except maybe for the fact who exactly is Hans and who is Franz. But I wouldn't clear that up in any potential movie at all. I'd leave it exactly how it is😏

[@PezQ84]

I think they struck gold with this one! What a delight each week!

[@jontyboyo6630]

To anyone behind making something like this finally see the light of day - Danke

[@theJohnGaltLine]

Spaceballs was released in 1987 and was very meta. Even watched the movie within the movie.

[@luckyDancer100]

Every time Smigel screams “crackers!” in that Schwarzenegger voice, my heart skips a beat. It’s so intimidating haha.

[@zizinnnn]

this makes my day! I swear on my cardiovascular system😂

[@229BlackHat]

This may sound weird at first, but hear me out. I think that everybody who is against the strike needs to watch this series. Hearing them not only voice act it out, but the stories of how everything is done and the thought processes they go through is inspiring and would probably open people’s eyes a bit as to what these amazing people actually do for their money. Pay these people yesterday

[@TheMusicalArtist]

Aged Hans and Fran’s will actually be Hilarious! They’re demented and angry !!

[@florianadolf2256]

Right?? They're even berating potted plants and whatnot, lol 😆 😂 😂

[@Bricameron]

I love it when Kevin calls Hans,Hansie.😂

[@hippiecolleen1352]

Conan.... I am FRICKEN LOVING THESE..... , I am so addicted and can't wait for the next one to come out!!! This is hilarious and beyond....

[@harishmoniprakash4881]

Best part of my last 3 Wednesdays!

[@toolrjm]

This is gold. And the whole Ebert tangent 🤌

[@myopicautisticmetal9035]

I missed Smigels Arnold impression so much, it takes me back to the old days of the Late Night show!

[@plaws0]

These are great. Thanks!

[@user-zh1hn3kk5l]

Loved this thanks guys

[@caniican]

I'm really really really enjoying this series. It's so wonderful that you let me be a fly on the wall and hang out in that room with all of you. I was a guest in the audience of an employee of Saturday Night Live years ago and feel like I know you all personally. You're all born to spread joy ....and that's what you're doing right now folks. LOL✌😄

[@Whatever-you-wanted]

I adore this! Thanks guys.

[@eyarbroughzone]

"Finally a role which REQUIRES you suck". The greatest line ever! It still makes me laugh after all this time.

[@robinziphood]

absolutely love the energy in this room

[@kalliana13]

We need more of these four geniuses doing anything together. We just need more. 😂😂😂😂

[@jmwblues1345]

I love this idea so much. Definitely the clip I look most forward to each week. Hopefully it’s an 800 parter… Conan, come to SDCC!!!

[@gregthealien9981]

I'll be honest, I listened to the first two installments stone sober, and now I find myself stone drunk and high watching the third episode... I am so excited!

[@jeremyhayes9793]

This whole arch of Hans & Franz was Amazing! I'm a mid 80s baby, so I Loved old school SNL. Had this been made, this might have been the best SNL movie besides Wayne's World!

[@stanleyfranks9891]

These have been amazing😂❤

[@jayrock2288]

Make this movie happen HBO Max

[@kevinkeels6845]

I’m positive I’m enjoying these table reads more than I would have enjoyed the actual movie. This needs to be a weekly podcast of un-produced screenplays.

[@valarmorghulis9800]

Wtf!!! He’s Triumph!!!!!!!

[@lachauntiswashington231]

I love this episode. This needs to be animated 😂😂😂😂

[@carrielondon5535]

Love these so much🥰🥰🥰

[@FreshmanMedia1]

I love watching the behind the scenes on how this "movie" was made from the start

[@SteveShaha]

Somebody in Hollywood...PLEASE MAKE THIS MOVIE!

[@nickwills1815]

Holy hell that moment about Austin powers with cut-to Dana

[@kalifiael3826]

You need to do more table reads of movies!! Love this 😂😅😊

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

Arnold just did frickin netflix SERIES. I think He'd sign on at this point I think. Hell, Smigel could ADR all his lines he wouldn't even have to talk. Dolph would definitely do it. The real question is who's gonna play Saget, Ritter, and Ebert.

[@PoeticallyTwizted]

Okay, I know I'm not the only one loving these, but I really hope this script reaches whomever it needs to in order to come to fruition. And even if it doesn't, not only am I excited to be following along with the read-through, I'm already hungry for more! These episodes of just some brilliant writers riffing have been some of my personal favorites (near but not quite Chill Chums.) I hope they find another lost script of some other "forgotten" movie from the 90's...or maybe even decide to build a story from the ground up? 👀

[@Pidxr]

Thanks Team

[@sailorjerry3720]

Brilliant!

[@caniican]

The pure whackiness and comedic genius is very reminiscent of Monty Python Style. You got to love it

[@Jarooosa]

Ivan Reitman would have directed this movie. The man was a genius.

[@gorrakkandleafs4165]

This is amazing

[@jesseslack2089]

What a miss for Arnold's pump food not being a cookie..."My COOOKIES!"

[@fangofsilver5537]

Mel Brooks used watching the movie in the movie meta-style in Spaceballs 1987🤔

[@spezzini]

And Blazing Saddles

[@TheGordeaux]

absolute gold!!!!!!!!

[@XAMS]

I'm sure that Roger Ebert would have been 100% into this. He had a great sense of humor. Siskel would have been so so jelous of being left out though lol

[@markh.5683]

You are all a delight

[@crithon]

WHOA! John Ritter, I draw the line on that!

[@BradyA1124]

The move is truly hilarious

[@gardenlover9663]

Gavin MacLeod also played Murray on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. He was in McHale's Navy. He played the "bad guy" in the hilarious movie, The Party. Birdy Num Nums!

[@fangofsilver5537]

Bravo!😅 I was 11-12yo when Hans n Franz was on tv. Only one classmate got my, we gonna pump 》clap《 you up, reference on Mondays😜

[@calebclunie4001]

Didn't Roger Ebert write the screenplay, for "Valley Of The Dolls"?

[@mikeoxstiff]

"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"

[@calebclunie4001]

@@mikeoxstiff Thank you.

[@StoofLaboof]

I wish they would make this movie, I’d sell my soul to see it happen 🎉😂 just finished the 4th episode 👏👌

[@user-fy2sv7ds4z]

Omg…the Bon Jovi vampire joke…😅

[@DanielMartins-yf8mg]

I lost it at “chunks of flab” 😂

[@MuensterQ]

Soma lost it on this one 😂😂she has the best, contagious laugh!

[@galvo_galvo]

Surely this film can be made, it has to be made, come on lads, make it happen.

[@sergioventura2595]

Maybe a Gofundme those are always super successful

[@galvo_galvo]

@@sergioventura2595 you seen the Arnie deep fakes for titanic haha anything can be done now, id defo throw in some money :)

[@sergioventura2595]

@@galvo_galvo I have seen those deepfakes, but also I think it can be a low budget film or an animated film.

[@galvo_galvo]

@@sergioventura2595 could be aye, though id still love to see it as a movie in itself, its so funny, and i love arnie films, i was imagine the commando music along side it.

[@SparkySINN]

I wish this had happened. Needs to happen now. This is hilarious.

[@timmartin8191]

The reading of this movie that was never made reminds me that life is definitely worth living.

[@ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

I think if they told Roger, "if you don't want to do it, we'll ask Siskel" and Ebert would've signed on that day.

[@MasterChris666]

Need this movie 🎬

[@MarkKramKarmVI]

So great...everything...everyone❤️🧡💛👌🌞🗣

[@calpal9983]

This is so fun. 😅😅

[@Affiliatesmoto]

wow so great

[@YouOpaOpa]

9:40 That joke reminded me of Spaceballs actually. Kinda surprises me that no one there were reminded of that.

[@stepitupandgo67]

This would have been so much better than most of the snl sketch movies...and probably would have been great for Arnold's career...(not that he really needed it)...

[@paula7464]

Netflix or someone should make this

[@MahkyVmedia1]

I was only under the impression that it would only go for three parts because movies usually have three acts but okay I'll be back for episode four

[@surfgator8294]

Make the movie!!!

[@i976scirocco3]

Best movie ever , ya

[@GoBirds808]

never say never. no pain, no gain.

[@wewantthecup]

I love learning that Triumph is an Islanders fan

[@hanstubben]

This film would have been on par with one of Monty Python's films. The level of absurdity is thrue the roof! It would be an instant cult classic!

[@karinaadame9701]

Yes! The whole time I’ve been listening I just keep think about how its really on the Monty python level

[@sailorjerry3720]

Instant Cassettes scene from Spaceballs sounds pretty close to the device they use in this script. Dark Helmet: "Fast-forward through this part!" Random Spaceball Crew member: "Fast-forwarding, Sir!" Dark Helmet: "In fact, never show this again!"

[@2packs4sure]

I'm telling you this damn thing could still be made and I wish it would be,,, the tricky part is everyone's much older but that could be written in early in the script, made a joke out of,,, maybe a few call backs to how old they are now-old jokes,, but otherwise keep the script as is,,,, if done right it'd be friggin funny !!!

[@darlingbella]

Seriously Conan how much can it cost to do this, surely you guys can afford it, please make it happen

[@leonardstilwell1894]

This is exactly the kind of movie I would've written as a 15-yr old

[@stephenzic6054]

Hilarious! It can still be made now that Arnold is older looking back on his life. Still enough fans of Hans n Franz (and all of you old 🤪comedians) that you could get a deal on Netflix or any streaming service and make it a series. Guaranteed. I will gladly donate a double digit amount to a go fund me to have this made.

[@genghiscan2918]

2 minutes in, and already 3 dead actors remembered

[@carina9295]

Yet Dennis Miller remain alive at this replying

[@glenneric1]

Just make the movie with Smigel as Arnold!

[@james-cz4xx]

Please make this movie

[@andrewbairstow8600]

Sona has beautiful timing & laugh 😅

[@ianbettinger1779]

8:20 All those 80s movies with Eddie Murphy. The bad guy was an actual bad guy with no jokes. Rob Smigel is a comedy savant.

[@kealymeese3201]

Dana's face when Robert's talking about Austin Powers... 😬

[@atatur123]

Dana brought it up though

[@PezQ84]

😅

[@nickwills1815]

​@Vijai Srinivas, but then Robert brought up the creation of the non main character, Dr evil, which is arguably Dana's Lorne

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

Everyone would impersonate Lorne, though. I've never understood that. Lorne it the most easily impersonated person in 30 Rock. Also, Dana was eating something I think, there wasn't any "looking daggers" lol or whatever all these comments are saying (3 of them, I counted)

[@KBzDvSt]

Not Conan’s wheelhouse but I’d like to hear the shitty Sprockets script Mike Myers turned down making him locked into Cat in the Hat

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

What's Radford Studio Center ?

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

Do Not Know .

[@matthedlund502]

Surprised that no one mentioned that Roger Ebert wrote the screen play for Russ Meyer's X-rated satire "Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls." A extremely ribald and outrageous movie...I think Ebert would have been up for Hans and Franz.

[@adeedwithoutaname1747]

Subtitles please! Not the Skynet's ones. Handcrafted so that the denizens of Little Austria enjoy this more comfortably

[@telemarkfire]

Dana Carvey sounds like he listens to My Dad Wrote a Porno. His bad-guy voice sounds like Herr Bisch. 😂

[@Shaggygoingscoob]

I thought this was gonna be about the dancing bavarians

[@randyg8565]

👏👏👏

[@MasterChris666]

New ep3

[@papapeaceful8713]

Oh he's Triumph too lol

[@sergioventura2595]

I’m early that’s cool

[@TheRolexseller]

So Kevin wasn’t available?

[@sirgilmour]

This movie could be entirely made by using photos cutouts animated like south park episodes and voice actors. Like that all actors look in their prime and dead ones very much alive.

[@Auri-227]

We need this movie I’m sure Arnold will say yes. ❤ 😅 then plug in a bunch of A-listers. 😉