The Lost World: Jurassic Park - Nostalgia Critic

[@The_sound_Of_Thunder]

Some of these nostalgia critic episodes are becoming nostalgia themselves.

[@TheSavusukeltaja]

You mean nostalgic? What are you, an american?

[@anonymousgoblin792]

Except the old ones are still better then today.

[@dadeo98]

Ooofffff

[@dw9524]

@UnoriginalUsername373 *nostalgia critic's nostalgia critic.

[@eliwinston7987]

@UnoriginalUsername373 Nostalgia Critic needs to pay more details of ther movie cause he's being an idiot.

[@harperross7822]

To be fair, Malcom only knew about 3 of the 5 deaths

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Harper Ross - In a deleted scene, Peter Ludlow does twist the facts surrounding the deaths of three people: Ray Arnold, Robert Muldoon and Donald Genarro. However, Arnold’s first name is given as “John” instead of Ray. And since Malcom didn’t meet or know about Nedry, he obviously didn’t know about his death. I’m guessing Hammond didn’t know either. Everyone else probably just assumed Nedry escaped the island. I’m not sure anyone else who went to the island, other than Genarro, knew about the guy at the beginning. Hammond doesn’t even tell Alan or Ellie when he meets them. He doesn’t even say what kind of park he wants them to invest in until they arrive on the island. Malcolm only knew about the deaths of Arnold, Genarro and Muldoon. Maybe someone told them about the worker later, but Ludlow only mentions Arnold, Muldoon and Genarro.

[@spencerbricklord474]

@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker Unless the 2011 telltale game is canon, no one knows about Nedry's death. As far as anyone is concerned in the films he could be living in Wiscinsin under the name Danny Nedry.

[@hellominecraft9766]

Anakin SkyWalker in the book Ray Arnold's name is John but it was changed for confusion of John Hammond and John Arnold

[@Shadowofthebarren7286]

@@spencerbricklord474 It is canon.

[@brodiehansen3843]

Malcolm not being able to count is a discrepancy in my books, but i don't think it's a deal breaker for this movie.

[@gaelicgirlfilly]

Actually, in all honesty, I would totally have been that little girl that just thought the small green dinosaur was a super-cute lizard that wanted to make friends with me. Probably why I studied zoology in college.

[@jesslopez7731]

100% true! My daughter is 3 and she would definitely walk right up the dino and then start crying because I won’t let her touch it lol

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Yeah, not every kid is the same.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I forgot how grainy the old episodes were lmao

[@thecritic1109]

kremit the frog I swear your subbed to everyone I’m subbed to

[@wakeeqq]

Same!

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

Gürhan A. Yes it was

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

Gürhan A. On July 23, 1996, WRAL-TV (then the CBS affiliate in Raleigh, North Carolina; now affiliated with NBC) became the first television station in the United States to broadcast a digital television signal. HDTV sets became available in the U.S. in 1998 and broadcasts began around November 1998.

[@HeilRay]

Fun to watch though

[@Hambino80]

To be fair on the 3 deaths thing. The 1st one happened before they got to the island and Malcom wouldn’t have known about Nedry

[@robertdelgadocapetillo8684]

Dude, I don't think he knew about Nedry's existence in the park entirely.

[@thefulld6650]

“The whole animal rights thing really backfired when the people trying to promote it are constantly making things worse” So it depicts animal rights activists correctly then.

[@djavosmash5755]

Not all Animal Activists but certainly PETA

[@jamesfracasse8178]

Do you all know that these are animatronics and NOT 🚫 REAL!

[@beastmaster0934]

Mainly PETA.

[@kaijukid1443]

Ba-dum PSSSHHH!

[@adamshows1142]

It feels like a whole elaborate version of the joke in Family Guy: “Go, fellow canine. Be free and enjoy life!” *Dog proceeds to eat a small dog*

[@lewisfraser4153]

Hammond's monologue at 23:35 is just Richard Attenborough doing an impression of his brother David. It's uncannily accurate, from the dialogue to the character.

[@netramc5123]

Ian Malcolm can count, If you remember correctly. Dennis disappeared, they had no idea if he got eaten or left for the boats. He vanished without a trace. Though I have been told that in the extended universe of JP they do find Dennis's corpse but this information was never made public. So ha! He can count! Also, in the first movie he told the audience he married multiple times. Meaning he divorced multiple times leaving the probability of the 2 kids living with their mother(s).

[@shelliblossom8953]

five people dead but the guy was killed another day and like you said dennis left so he would only know the three and with his kids he said he had three kids and one daughter so that means he would have two sons

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

Malcolm told Grant he had 3 kids.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@shelliblossom8953 He never mentioned the genders, and we can only be sure about Kelly. He could have another daughter and a son, two sons and Kelly, or 3 daughters.

[@shelliblossom8953]

@@PittsburghSportsFan43 if I remember right it been a while sense I watched this and don't have the time stamp I think he gets asked more daughters which he reply no around the time he says he had three kids if I remember right sorry no timestamps I would usually find it but can't right now

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@shelliblossom8953 Nope. He never specifies the genders. We only know about Kelly. She could have two brothers, two sisters or one of each. We're never told.

[@xBloodxFangx]

"Wait a minute, one daughter?!" Well... yes. People can have one daughter and two sons. He never said in the movie "I have three daughters." he said he has three kids. Also in the movie (from what I remember) its never mentioned Kelly is his only daughter, or his only kid. She is just his daughter.

[@sashaking1111]

Yes, I thought that!! Very true

[@darianrose2195]

He also said he's always looking for the "next ex Mrs. Malcolm", so I figured this was just one kid from one of at least two or three marriages.

[@acolemann1]

Black people have very good survival instincts when the black person in your group says it’s time to go it’s probably time to go 😉

[@qunt100]

Yes. But where are the other 2 kids?

[@oliviahoffman9795]

@@qunt100 I'd assume with their mothers. If they are all half siblings.

[@Nube-Gamer]

I can see why NC complains on why Ian can't "count", but to be fair, Ian only witnessed 3 of the 5 deaths in the 1st film. Samuel Jackson, The Lawyer, and the Indiana Jones dude.

[@AdmireRoxtars]

Also Ludlow could have still twisted the facts about the deaths of 3 people. Twisted the facts about the death of 3 out of 5 people that is.

[@ColinG943]

Malcolm knew nothing about the deaths of Jophery and Nedry. Plus, he CAN count because he did have three children, Kelly is one of them.

[@monsterhanna6691]

I know right?! Nostalgia Critic really didn't think this one through.

[@monsterhanna6691]

Clark Griswold Yeah, it was hard watching this review because I gave an honest and sincere "Huh?" the whole time.

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

Actually, he only witnessed 2.

[@KingExalted]

IM A MOTHAFUCKING T-REX

[@nnytk2199]

Yes. Thank you. That is in fact a joke he does.

[@paul_r8172]

Yeah boiiii

[@thyvideomaker3063]

300th like

[@randalgraves6979]

But its not in THIS review. 😐😒

[@1000000man1]

@@randalgraves6979 Cause it was made before the review of the first one.

[@BenJPics9925]

"SarUH"

[@robertdelgadocapetillo8684]

SarUUUUUU-UUUUUU-UUUUUUU-ah

[@Jurgir09]

Vingardium LeviosUUUUHH

[@Justin-zk5tr]

EEEERRRICCCC

[@blunew467]

David Koepp got snubbed for a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar nomination.

[@asafakiva1619]

how many sarUHs you think there are on this island?...sarUH!

[@mikeyp2277]

Seeing an old episode reminds me how nice it is to just have him talking about the movie. His friends jumping around in costumes is really wearing me down.

[@LumpyAdams]

It doesn't help that none of his friends are funny.

[@theilluminati7469]

It doesn't help that he's not fucking funny

[@miesvaillanykyisyytta3252]

@@LumpyAdamsThe guys joining in during MK Annihilation was funny.

[@thehorrorhound6575]

@@LumpyAdamsidk what you guys are talking about, I think Malcom is funny.

[@SxyChicDisney]

I love how the kids for the first movie just kind of wander off in the background after Goldbloom stops talking to them

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

You can’t deny the CGI and practical effects hold up to this day.

[@everettmadsen4265]

He is just complaining to complain, this video is a nonsensical "review" void of substance

[@Rachel59435]

The CGI may be "good" but will always give a fake feel as the eye can easily tell that it's not real. JP1 used real animatronics and limited its use of special effects. It's why all the sequels feel dated whereas JP1 holds up even today, decades after being made.

[@everettmadsen4265]

@@Rachel59435 TLW used tons of animatronics. With that said, even the CGI looks great because they used movie magic like lighting and stuff to mask deficiencies and the brownish earthy tones of the dinosaurs looked very natural unlike the blue and other weird colors in the world films

[@gdravv]

I have no idea what Doug is smoking when he says The Lost World's effects are worse than JP1, they look just as good if not better The only part that looks iffy is when the T.rex steps on one of the Ingen hunters

[@Schizniit]

Not really, it looks pretty bad

[@Prairielander]

The reason for twisting the facts about the deaths of three people was that the first worker died before Malcolm came to the island. Also Nedry may have never been found and presumed he made it off of the island.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Canonically, Nedry was found during the cleanup in 1994

[@Averagebasementman]

@@piercelindenberg6842Still I don’t think Malcom knew about him. I mean the only way he knew about the layer was because he was with Grant and the kids at the time before he got buried under the rubble and found by Sadler, and the only way he knew about Sam Jackson and Mr “Clever Girl” was because he was with Sadler and Hammond. Any deaths Malcom wasn’t aware of was because he wasn’t even there. The only one from the original film that would’ve been informed of all 5 victims weather through cleanup info, or being there is Hammond. Because he has to be informed of what goes on in his park. Lastly I’m sorry this is so long but I just wanted to clear things up.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

@@Averagebasementman I never meant to imply that Malcolm knew Nedry was dead, just that Hammond and InGen did ultimately find out that he never made it off the island. Never did get back the embryos, though. Lewis Dodgson dug up the can over 20 years later.

[@Averagebasementman]

@@piercelindenberg6842 Im honestly not surprised that the people found Nedry’s dead body but not the can.

[@BugsyFoga]

Starring Jeff Uh-Uh-Uh Goldblum

[@Seanmm8855]

its actually Jeff Uh Uh Uh Goldblum??

[@ShiddyShad808]

Nathaniel Foga Is it “uh” or is it more of an “ah”?

[@Lee-sc6jv]

Funny joke Rararharrahahar

[@Seanmm8855]

@@ShiddyShad808 trivial

[@amanibob1416]

"-Ah... But-but-but..."

[@brenski87]

Could you imagine Jeff Goldblum as batman: Hey uh I'm uh uh Bat uh Man!!!

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

brenski87 here's a interesting casting idea, Jeff Goldblum as Luscious Fox or The Riddler!

[@phreakazoith2237]

would be the shortest Batman movie of all times. Bat uh Man appears and the villains would either return to Arkham Asylum or commit suicide just to get away from him.

[@KumaoftheForest]

I’d like to see Owen Wilson as Batman

[@MelBrooksFan78]

@@KumaoftheForest Wow... I'm Batman

[@dreamlandnightmare]

@@questworldiangreenknight7455 Jeff Goldblum was at one point strongly considered for the role of Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow for a late 90s/early 00s Batman movie that was never made.

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

Hello I'm the Nostalgia Reupload Guy. I remember it so you don't have to!

[@ironicugandan5826]

I re-remember it

[@neffyboy]

More like: I reupload because of a Copyright Claim.

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

@@neffyboy NC- *Goes crazy*

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

@@ironicugandan5826 Re-remember it so you don't have to.

[@JacobAllen918]

Hey there, DrybowzillaJP! It's been a while. :)

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

Ian Malcolm: Sarah. Assistant: Sarah Harding. Ian Malcolm: How many Sarahs you think are on this island?

[@razatronidiotics9430]

Really right 😂

[@TwinKids3895]

So many reuploads

[@Nov-5062]

there's no choice. people took copyright wayyyy too far.

[@John-ux1oq]

Twin Kids but who's complaining...I'm loving it

[@cru5e]

@@Nov-5062 It's not even taking copyright too far it's people and companies abusing the report system on youtube.

[@FirelordJade]

Yea I enjoy the re-upload, excuse to rewatch

[@Konranjyoutai]

Really seems like they are just milking old videos to get new views for more monetary gain.

[@anshumandeshmukh780]

The reason Goldblum says three people died is the workers' death occurred before the main events of the first movie and nobody really knows what happened to Dennis.

[@Lee-sc6jv]

Critic: makes quality content KZbin years later: delete them Critic:am I a joke to you

[@CyberKnightMiky]

Me: Yes

[@TheFatalcrest]

KZbin: Ofcourse you are!

[@yukionnaslayer1]

Critic:what a bunch of jerks KZbin: your a bag of dicks

[@austinmorrison6953]

Solid Snake I forgot, what’s the problem with the critic?

[@CerberusGX]

Nostalgia Critic definitely made content

[@unclecreepy9202]

Ok, the SNL clip got me. “What’s with this guy?” “I can’t read or write.”

[@user-ri4zr3be9y]

"Alan"

[@Abel-Alvarez]

Lol this isn't until the third installment but nice one 😆😂

[@edmontonboy99]

Abel

[@satu5934]

The girlfriend and ecoterrorist were the primary cause of every death on the island, which always grated my nerves. The guy especially touted himself as some upstanding citizen but he valued these manufactured creatures over the lives of actual human beings. That said, between the original two movies, while I love the original, this one was, and still is my favourite. As far as I'm concerned, the other movies don't exist. The movie is long (which I prefer) and has its flaws, it gives me what the first film did, just more of it.

[@MunchyMakesStuff]

"what kid is this?" That kid is me. The one that saved spiders, kept one in my room as a sort of pet, and played with lizards and snakes whenever possible

[@edwarddore7617]

no spiders!

[@MadiBendy]

I was one of those kids too

[@sophonax661]

I was one of those kids too! And now I have two pet snakes :)

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

Malcolm said there were 3 deaths, because he was never present for the death of the Worker or Nedry. As far as he's concerned, Muldoon, Arnold and Donald are the only people who died on this island. *Douchey McNitpick intensifies*

[@AkilaeAK]

Thank you! Saved me from making another nitpicking comment. :)

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

@Linkachu the Pikachu Well, no, because they'd want to make a good first impression and try their best to cover it up??

[@some_metalhead]

Yeah, but you think 4 years later, he would have known how many ended up dying during those very unforgettable few days

[@JacobAllen918]

Why are videos from like 6 and 7 years ago JUST THIS YEAR being hit with copyright claims?!

[@troymclame1743]

Maybe it's Lupa XD Just kidding

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

because youtube has to be screwing up somehow. like that paid subscription they offer now.

[@Ymlhael]

Last legislation of EU, expect a LOT of videos being taken done in the near future.

[@reloadpsi]

@@Ymlhael That law isn't in effect yet, is still being properly revised, and may still even not get voted in. SOPA, PIPA, ACTA, all of them got rejected in the end.

[@Canadian_Zac]

@JurassicHero 3 It's not even just that he's trashing them. Even videos where he's praised the movie in the end still get claimed.

[@davidboykin1578]

When malcam set that three people got killed, he is talking about Ray Arnold, Robert Mouldun and the Lawyer

[@jamiebell314]

David Boykin came here to say this. The first worker died before he was there and he would have no way of knowing about Dennis Nedry dying... he was in the middle of some pretty scary shit

[@stykkz8738]

@@jamiebell314 The first worker that we see die, died before they made it to the island and the guest weren't introduced to nedry

[@stephanybrown3226]

Screw the studios they can't silence NC or stop us from liking or re-liking/watching his reviews! They need to settle down, Doug even said in 'Where's the Fair Use?' video they get no penalties for doing this without proper claims. I can't imagine how frustrating this must be for Doug and everyone else at Channel Awesome.

[@Razgriz85]

One of the plotholes in this movie is the flaming car flying into the tree the 2 hunters are in. It means that either their main camp is right next to where the 2 are trying to lure out the parent T-Rexes (this is the guy that didn't want them to set up camp on a game trail), or that truck really defied physics and went flying across the island to where they were set up. Also, how did Vince Vaughn pull the bullets out of their casings without tools?

[@monsterhanna6691]

Roland was able to take out the bullets fairly well and also, there's a deleted scene where they cut the lines on the vehicles.

[@hassmann2000]

"Is the Black girl the only one who has a brain in this movie" - lol

[@CharlietheWarlock]

Yes

[@teamgameflix69]

Actually I find Jeff Goldblum extremely charming and a great after just because he's being himself

[@mr.barcode3186]

Same. I can't for the life of me understand why Doug hates him so much.

[@RedGallardo]

There are actors who don't act but are simply born with a recognizable face. People who feel acting keen dislike them for just being decoys. It's like fast-food compared to good restaurants: they put tons of hot sauce in it just to hide the rotting meat smell and add chemicals to make the food highly addictive. So your mouth explodes and you consider it a good thing "cause you feel a lot at once". Well, not all people are like that. Some enjoy the subtle taste of fresh mozzarella, of the dough that was used for the pasta, of the apple-mango sauce with cream... Kids eat chips and icecream with chocolate syrup and think it's good. And you can do nothing to convince them that this kind of food is worse. They grow fat, get diarrhea, get pimples and heart issues but they still think it's good cause it tastes strong. Well, ok, kids' junk food is Ernest Scared Stupid, McD is JP2. And Interstate 60 is lobster and wine. Just imagine all this food has about the same price. What will you choose? What will you fill yourself with? That's the choice.

[@randomguy2518]

Depends on the role really, he's okay as malcom, good in The Fly, thought he was great in Thor Ragnarok As for the food comparison above my comment, Wine tastes like rancid grape juice(Which it is), and lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea( literally, they eat garbage and carrion) so ya, gimme the McDoubles

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

He's one of my favorite actors. I have always had fun casting concepts for him. Like Jeff Goldblum as Yellow Jacket (Hank Pym), Riddler, Jeord from The Inheritance Cycle, and Brainiac

[@vanillajack5925]

He's likeable, but not a great actor, he just plays the same role in every movie 🤷‍♂️

[@bidithranjandeb1775]

The Little Girl Doesn’t Actually Die. Hammond Mentions It Later On In The Movie.

[@themasteroffear2041]

Why do they keep copywriting this channel they need to stop

[@hbroproductions2441]

Fuck off

[@shelliblossom8953]

@@hbroproductions2441 what you so ypset about

[@themasteroffear2041]

@Nerdy Alien oh

[@hbroproductions2441]

Shelby Cox upset not ypset and im upset cause of David acting stupid(no offence)

[@shelliblossom8953]

@@hbroproductions2441 who is david

[@bballstar30]

19:58 has me in literal tears 😭 I can’t breathe

[@Steventhe2nd]

Then ends in..............Fatality!

[@ivantheriddler4873]

Ditto

[@rleonard32389]

Its funny how the opening to The Lost World is actually the opening to the original Jurassic Park book where the girl is bitten by the little dinosaur bastards.

[@Mega_man_X69]

Maybe the Raptor who fell for the Hey You thing was probably the Larry from the Three Stooges of the Velociraptors.

[@bs321321]

14:10 Fun fact: Before this, she was in the Nickelodeon TV movie "Harriet the Spy" in which she played a chemistry genius elementary school student.

[@melancholymelon5316]

I love how the joke of the scores when she does the gymnastics was used in the Lego game

[@benm5970]

17:38 T-Rex: Damn your main character forcefield!

[@stykkz8738]

technically the t-rex had a clear path in the first film, in this film it barely fits in the path, also you can see that it is an uneven path unlike the first film, also the first film was straight while this one had more corners making it slow down

[@Steventhe2nd]

Well, unless if they pack armor piercing ammo in their weapons, it'd be hard to take a big t-rex down

[@lordkaijux5262]

Last time I was this early the Brontosaurus from the first movie was still alive.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

So like a couple months ago?

[@lordkaijux5262]

@@destroyerblackdragon Yes. Good thing the T-Rex didn't die... Yet.

[@cyborgparrot1996]

*Brachiosaurus

[@lordkaijux5262]

@@cyborgparrot1996 Sorry.

[@cyborgparrot1996]

@@lordkaijux5262 Lol don't worry Timmy got their Name wrong first before you did.

[@thomashollingshead015]

What’s the point in copyrighting videos from several years ago? These copyright strikes are so ridiculous.

[@cryticalgamyng40]

I got copyrighted on a bumblebee reaction a yr later

[@LuigiTheMetal64]

Even Alan kicked a raptor before, and no one complained about it.

[@StarwarsHalofreak]

Fun fact, the guy that got eaten by the Rex in San Diego? That was the movie's screenwriter, David Koepp.

[@akashdefonseka]

"The effects aren't as good as the first one." Hey man I don't LOVE this sequel either but if there's ONE thing it does better than JP1, it's the effects.

[@theoheiland6807]

Ian -eh- only says “um” 43 times in -eh- the first mmovie.

[@277imperator]

I actually thought the lost world was really good

[@firerhino8592]

277imperator it was definitely better than 3

[@AMPMASTER10]

Its my favorite Jurassic Park

[@deadsea86]

It was a good film

[@RedGallardo]

"Train arrival" was once the biggest hit. Depends on what you compare it to, I guess.

[@S1LVAW0LF]

Compared to the first one....meh, but tbh ive learned to enjoy it more than jp3 and fallen kingdon Edit: on 2nd thought, 3 was better man. The arcade video game for this was fucking fun doe!

[@Mega_man_X69]

The beginning of the movie teaches us not to feed the animals at a public place.

[@dinodare1605]

23:53 My favorite part. I come back to this video years later for this one moment.

[@bthsr7113]

Since you re-uploaded this, her wanting to be punished is fair game. Sometimes kids act out because being punished is the only reliable attention they can get.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Good point.

[@PikkaBird]

To be fair, Ian can't be expected to know of the first dead guy who got pulled into the cage since that happened well before he was brought to Isla Nublar. He would also not have known about Nedry, who was just assumed to have run off with the embryos. I wouldn't be surprised if he was never found at all.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Nedry was found when InGen ran a cleanup operation in 1994

[@lanehacker1935]

20:01 ok that part killed me lol

[@Fire_Summoner]

The Lost World: Nostalgic Park.

[@1000000man1]

Notice how Hammond says Sarah came to him, but when Malcolm says "When Hammond called you.." and she Doesn't correct him.. I think Hammond is a master manipulator and everything that happens in the film is part of his plan.

[@dgallup0]

Wow, this was the first NC review I ever watched. Nostalgia for Nostalgia Critic.

[@JamesASharp]

I love this movie. It has aged very well. In fact, compared to the sequels after The Lost World: Jurassic Park, this film deserves an apology. But anyway, entertaining video Critic. 🤣🤣🤣

[@nattheanonymous1650]

Do attack of the killer tomatoes please critic

[@tannerprice5151]

He said he's never going to review that. Sorry.

[@stephanmckinnie8855]

@@tannerprice5151 why?

[@tannerprice5151]

@@stephanmckinnie8855 it's meant to be bad therefore there's nothing to make fun of since it makes fun of it's self. That's why, at least that's what Doug Walker said 9 years ago.

[@stephanmckinnie8855]

@@tannerprice5151 interesting

[@stephanmckinnie8855]

What video was it.

[@justinlynch3]

To be fair The Lost World despite a few issues was a really good movie. I still think 3 is easily the worst.

[@TheCrazyTalkKid]

I would respectfully disagree. While 3 is pretty pointless The Lost World is offensive to human intelligence. I mean, Vince Vaughn's character is pretty much directly responsible for getting most (if not all) of the dinosaur hunters killed and continues to be a dick even after they save team Goldblum. And the kicker? He gets no comeuppance! He gets away scott free and the "bad-guys" were nearly killed to a man for being mean to the genetically engineered monsters. I mean, the dude was an ecoterrorist! He killed people! But he's the hero and big corporation bad! It's not like the hunters had families and needed the money to support the people they love. Lets just feel bad for the genetically engineered theme park monsters that they always play up as big and majestic until they start murdering everyone. Why does no one else notice this!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! God dammit this movie infuriates me! Sorry. Not yelling at you, Justin Lynch, just venting my rage at the movie.

[@jeremyheminger6882]

It's more exciting than the book.

[@CineMasterDamian]

Jurassic Park III is my favorite of the Jurassic Park films. It gives the audience what they want without insulting their intelligence.

[@BLCKCSTLS]

Ho boy have you seen Fallen Kingdom?

[@SaurianStudios1207]

All the human characters in this movie were stupid. Instead of listening to the themes of the 1st movie, they just decide to bring the dinosaurs for their own will, while the other group, the "environmentalists" try to protect the dinosaurs, only to make things worse.

[@CH-uk1il]

Beginning my Jurassic Park Nostalgia Critic marathon (Except for Jurassic World 1)

[@deletedaccount9250]

Stop copyrighting these masterpieces

[@king_supreme1102]

I think Chris Stuckmann is pretty spot on with this movie.

[@AWSVids]

i do too. I've never understood why so many people think it's so bad. I was recently listening to RedLetterMedia's commentary for the first movie, and Jay just went off on how terrible a movie The Lost World is, because he'd just watched it prior to them watching Jurassic Park, and he's all "Oh my god, it was so bad, it's terrible, there's nothing good about it, it's so boring and so stupid..." and I'm just like, "Dude... it's really not that bad." It's one of those movies where people seem to WANT to hate for some reason, and they just do nothing but focus on what they can find that's bad about it while ignoring everything that's good about it. Even while watching this review, the whole time, I'm either, "What are you talking about? This scene totally works." or "Okay, yeah, that's a flaw, but why are you focusing on that instead of the good things about this scene?".

[@easportsaxb8057]

I freaking agree with you both. This movie is really good because it's trying to be an extremely different movie. In another episode, Doug claims that "it suffers from the story and plot being the same as the first movie". How on earth is the story being retold? Almost every aspect of this movie is different from the first. There are many other objections. However I always respect everyone's opinions and nobody's opinion is right or wrong, so if they don't like it, don't argue or try to change their mind.

[@ChristinaMitchellwriter]

I frequently agree with Stuckmann but not about this. Man, do I dislike this movie.There's no awe or reverence for the creatures and I just don't care about any of the characters. They aren't empathetic or interesting. They stripped Ian of his smugness and wit. And I don't know how they managed it, but Julianne Moore, who I usually love, is 100% unlikable as Sarah. Matter of fact, the entire film is a bunch of unlikable jerkwads acting dumb and talking over each other. It doesn't work for me at all. The best scene in the film is the one where the van is dangling over the side of the cliff. When Sarah's lying on the glass, it's terrifying. But it's ruined at the end by all the dicks cracking wise about McDonald's, when they haven't earned enough goodwill for that shit. Visually, I think the film is well done. The raptors in the grass moment is actually better than any moment in the first movie. But without someone to root for, every flaw was magnified by one hundred. That said, it wasn't as godawful as the third one. But, that's not really a compliment.

[@melkor77751]

I think thats a taste matter For me its still pretty terrible

[@Juicewski2]

@@AWSVids Biggest gripe towards this movie seems to be caused by the fact that most of the characters are unlikeable, and the few likeable characters (Eddie, Kelly and Tembo) don't get enough screentime. Action scenes were pretty good though.

[@JBrown_Trivium]

The most heartbreaking thing about this film, is the fact it gets SO much right, but ultimately the many, MANY faults drag it down. Somewhere there's a real gem of a film in here

[@monsterhanna6691]

There's nothing wrong with this movie at all; Nostalgia Critic wasn't even close to being right in his review.

[@SnorgYippee]

What faults? It's a completely new and exciting sequel that still has the themes from the original

[@Journeyagain0]

12:55 Poor Eddie didn't deserve to die and he had way more than 8 lines in the movie.

[@Iriamu-Guillermo]

Eddie and Udesky from JP3 didn't deserve to die the way they did.

[@tjf7101]

Double the T-Rex = double the fun. Loved the mom and dad attack and Los Angeles rampage. Beyond that, eh.

[@ManOnHorizon]

3:20 In fairness - they never tried to hide the fact about the dead worker - the whole inspection was caused by this accident in the first place. As for Nedry - no one but the audience knew what actually happened to him so... Ian talking here only about 3 deaths... kinda makes sense.

[@thermslusitania1151]

I love the movie but the best part of the movie is when the T-Rex is in San Diego

[@ndingo]

2:24 he only said 3 because he didn’t know about the deaths of Jeffery and Dennis

[@greatestnitemare6626]

Riiggghhht after 4 years sure lol

[@SnorgYippee]

​@greatestnitemare6626 Yeah, like Ingen would tell him, Grant, and Ellie that someone died on their island

[@lawrenceirvin2899]

Not gonna lie, 10yr old me enjoyed this one a lot more than the first 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@tammymayeaux328]

The platoon music at 10:35 was hilarious

[@NashmanNash]

"You should see Suzie next door"*Transformers scene show* Now..THAT would´ve been an awkward crossover..

[@sicfaciuntomnes5604]

when you ask about the number of deaths being three in the first movie. The worker at the beginning was the reason the scientists were called to sign off on the island in the first place, the death of that worker made the park's investors nervous. so discount that one. as for Nedry... maybe they never found him after the events of the first movie? (no body = nobody dead) who knows. So I can suspend disbelief and go with the number of three rather than five...

[@Mega_man_X69]

There was an ET Reference in the Lego game, it was at the hunter camp at night seeing the iconic ET flying by the face of the moon on a bike.

[@perydaplaypus]

3:21 I think when he said "The Deaths of 3 People", he was only counting the ones he knew.

[@DiegoDiaz-rs4ej]

Sixteen Star Humans Jeff Goldblum: Ian Malcom - Julianne Moore: Sarah Harding - Vanessa Lee Chester: Kelly - Vince Vaughn: Nick Van Owen - Richard Schiff: Eddie Carr - Pete Postlethwaite: Roland Tembo - Arliss Howard: Peter Ludlow - Richard Attenborough: John Hammond - Peter Stormare: Dieter Stark - Harvey Jason: Ajay Sidhu - Thomas Duffy: Robert Burke (No, it's Not Robert Bakker) - Thomas Rosales Jr.: Carter - Joseph Mazzello: Timmy Murphy - Arianna Richards: Alexis Murphy - Camilla Belle: Cathy (the Girl Surviving the Compsognathus) - Robin Sachs: Paul (Cathy's Father)

[@alecgregory5846]

I first saw this when it was on tv... I turned it on whilst the T-Rex vs RV scene was happening, and I honestly thought it was pretty damn awesome

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

That sequence is great! Big props to Spielberg

[@cottoncatt1186]

I wish they adapted the scene from the novel where the compies eat a baby alive. Oh yes, I forgot ... it's a familly friendly adaptation.

[@monsterhanna6691]

CottonCatt Where a guy gets torn in half. 😂

[@michaelmalan8269]

Okay, this is just getting silly.

[@jorionedwards]

Agreed.

[@zedracon]

Michael Malan Yeah, it’s getting pretty ridiculous

[@Zeipharo]

Facts! I was I like, "AGAIN!?

[@some_metalhead]

Michael Malan What, the review or the movie?

[@edmontonboy99]

hippotrot123 The video because it got re-uploaded again after a copyright claim

[@thebubblychickdoesunboxings]

It seemed to me that the writers of this movie were ripping off the King Kong film when they brought a dinosaur back to San Diego.

[@christianruffin1342]

1:44 When fangirls see Justin Bieber onstage.

[@Chad_Darwin]

True

[@lordkaijux5262]

The copyright claimers are raptors in disguise.

[@vintagevhstreasures4058]

Lord Kaiju X 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EricGraham94]

Yep lizard people exist

[@benrogers8520]

The movie was actually pretty good

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

yeah im a lost world fanboy as well best wishes!

[@blunew467]

nah

[@beast_boy97]

Why didn't they just take the baby T-Rex and raise it to an adult? Seems so much easier than capturing the mom!

[@monsterhanna6691]

Beast Boy First off, it was the father they captured AND Roland wanted to hunt it. Him tranquilizing it was kind of a bonus for InGen. Heck, even Peter says it himself; "We lost everything we came after on this trip, but this animal and its infant are going to singlehandedly bail us out!"

[@1000000man1]

17:41 Dr Hammond?? Haha Btw, they Never say Kelly is Malcolm's *only* daughter. Remember his kids are to different Mothers and are likely older than Kelly.

[@Penguin2923]

Did Doug bother to do research before he said this? Ian was lied to BEFORE going to the island, and three workers died there.( Bother to read the novels atleast)

[@kaijukid1443]

Were these guys hired by P.E.T.A? Because given the stupid things they do in this movie, it wouldn't surprise me

[@roberttrester4030]

The beginning beach part is from the 1st book.

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

And in both the book and movie, she survives.

[@michaellarose4913]

You know, if this movie followed the book, Jeff Goldbloom would have died during the first Jurassic Park.

[@stykkz8738]

oh this Ian Malcom was in the JP1 like this type of acting, like he was playful until the t rex attack, then his attitude changed, he's more serious in this movie because his girlfriend (Gerry Harding daughter) is on an island filled with animals that almost killed him, and he once he finds out his daughter snuck on, he is more serious, also that snake is poisonous and anxiety and claustrophobia will kick in and you would forget the t rex for a mere second which costed him his life. Also that early statement about Ian and the deaths on the island, he only knew about 3 of the 5, he technically led the t-rex to the lawyer death, he saw both Ray Arnold and Robert Muldoon leave and never come back, he never met Nedry or the Park worker.

[@greenstorm5568]

"Now you're john hammond" is not saying hammond is bad, but that peter fellow was making the same mistakes hammond made in believing himself as in control of life itself

[@AlienPatch]

Even so, the mistakes weren't really 1:1. Ludlow didn't so much believe (I THINK) he was in control of life itself as much as he thought was in his right to carry dinosaurs to dry land just for profit. To equate Hammond with this guy was more than a little insulting towards Hammond and rather patronizing on Dr. Malcom's part.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

This is getting out of hand

[@nametager7539]

No[w] there are 5 of them

[@brendanforester4601]

Commander Cody *Now*

[@JCG1093]

Well to be fair, Jeeps move pretty slow lol.

[@noobsybot9926]

You have to admit, T-Rex in the city is pretty cool.

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

Godzilla tribute

[@CRUELLANDER]

Yo The Lost World: Jurassic Park is a underated sequel and one of the best sequels. Yeah it's not the same but it's good because it's different but a good different

[@asterixobelix20]

3:24 well to be fair #1 died before they went on the island and his death was either known by them and that's why they were invited to the island, or kept as a secret in which case Goldblum wouldn't know about him. Also #5 I don't think Dennis counts as noone would know what happened to him, noone saw him die so he could either have escaped or got killed but noone knows for sure unless someone found his glasses in a pile of dino poop.

[@TheGamingMongo]

3:23 Way too late to be calling you out on this I know, but yes, Malcolm saying 3 makes sense. He and the others never knew about the worker that died at the start, why would Hammond tell them about that after inviting them to his park? The island was abandoned and Nedry's body was never found, they no doubt assumed he escaped the island, sold what he stole and went into hiding.

[@timothymclean]

3:15: Silly Nostalgia Critic, Nedry and the lawyer guy don't count as people!

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

Ian Malcolm: Awwwww. Oooh aww. That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

[@Elpentious2019]

23:55 that’s what I imagined the pteranodon would be saying if the dinosaurs could talk

[@Elpentious2019]

But besides that, fuck this video