Jurassic Park III - Nostalgia Critic

[@rattailtony2900]

Now that Doug's mother has passed away for real, the part at 7:40 - 8:28 is absolutely crushingly hard to watch. Rest in peace, Sandy Walker.

[@Wiiguy1606]

You took the words right out of my mouth! At least she lived to a ripe old age; My mother died when I was 9. She was barely 40. May my mother's soul watch out for Sandy Walker's soul in Heaven.

[@dinodare1605]

What percentage of people grieve?

[@rodrigocastro3394]

Indeed. May she rest in peace

[@duiliajimenez138]

Neo Anderson ALAN

[@redwolf0188]

Rest In Peace

[@The0ptimus]

7:37 Regardless of the fact that Doug's mother passed away, his acting here is pretty solid. It actually drew me in.

[@jojomayard7233]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣10:50

[@jax3636]

That nightmare scene on the plane could have been scary if done differently. 1. Have the guy be in the dinosaur's mouth, all torn up and bloody, looking dead before looking up and saying "Alan!" 2. Have the dinosaur jump against the planes window a couple times before breaking it and suddenly saying "Alan!" as it shoves its head through. 3. Why the fuck am I writing this the movie has already been made and no one gives a shit anymore

[@TheSixthPulsar]

Good points. also, why is the raptor the JP3 one? it should've been the JP1 raptor and it'd make more sense and maybe be a bit better in my eyes, as Alan has never seen the JP3 raptors before.

[@jax3636]

Kyle Garton They wanted to use the JP1 raptors, but *thEY COULDN'T GET THE RIIIIGHTS*

[@eatyourgreensfriend3999]

+Justin Adams just gtfo before you make yourself look like a bigger idiot lmfao

[@gyrrakavian]

Jax-3636 The "mohawks" were because the producers promised us feathered dinos but didn't have the balls to add anything more than just that little bit. Hell, if they had waited 3 years to start filming, the Spinosaur would have looked MUCH different. Larger forelimbs and shorter hindlimbs. They probably walked like pangolins, and some species may have even used their forelimb knuckles to walk on. They're really really weird dinosaurs. Pop down to "Classification" for a more recent version. I question the addition of piloplumes, but other than that it mostly stands up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

[@ethantoise4073]

That wouldn't work either. A raptor cant jump into a fucking plane 10s of thousands of miles in the air

[@childecamehome7149]

Me: *being executed for no reason* Executioner: Any last words? Me: Yes. *A L A N*

[@natedoyle9171]

rainbowunicorn 333 underrated comment

[@childecamehome7149]

@@natedoyle9171 thanks?

[@childecamehome7149]

@@natedoyle9171 sorry I meant Thanks!!

[@natedoyle9171]

rainbowunicorn 333 it’s cool

[@tyknight1858]

@@childecamehome7149 being executed for no reason?

[@MNSportsJunkie101]

7:35 Knowing Doug's mom actually IS dead now makes this really sad.

[@DigiRangerScott]

And died IN HER SLEEP

[@jakebryant3445]

Wait that actually happened? Oh man poor guy

[@DigiRangerScott]

Jake Bryant Yeah, yesterday

[@AdventureMaster18]

Yah, I hope Doug will be okay, his mother will be missed.

[@DigiRangerScott]

Adventure Master 18 He seems to be doing alright

[@willipphittebane5741]

Although it was larger than T-rex, Spinosaurus had shorter legs and a weaker bite, so it probably wouldn't be able to win a fight with a Tyrannosaurus rex, which would only be able to meet in a place like Jurassic Park since they lived several million years apart and on separate continents. This message brought to you by a random dinosaur nerd on the internet.

[@victzegopterix2]

In 2001, this spino wasn't that bad.

[@willipphittebane5741]

@@victzegopterix2 True, there weren't any (existing) complete Spinosaurus specimens at the time this movie was produced and information about it was scarcer, so yeah the Spino in this movie was pretty much in line with what was known about the dinosaur in 2001.

[@matthewmuir8884]

Plus, Spinosaurus was aquatic, so a fight on dry land would be even more in T-Rex's favour.

[@McGuireMotionProductions]

Not to mention the fact that they never lived in the same time period

[@ryanvandermerwe5587]

The PJ3 spino is GENETICALLY MODIFIED

[@thebutter6579]

RIP Mama Critic. Many feelings.

[@theinanimateobjectlover6491]

Oof

[@jdolaktv]

Alan!

[@jdolaktv]

Also, I know the Walkers’ matriarch passed. I’m in no way making fun of it. I just wanted to use the meme.

[@mrmonkey35]

Oof oof

[@blairsimmons4399]

May she rest in peace playing cooking mama 2

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"What was that...?" "George of the Jungle(!), what do ya' think??" Is still one of the best NC jokes.

[@Sonic1991-z9h]

There was a similar joke in his Batman Forever review. “What is that? Where’s that coming from? There!” “Who the hell is doing that?” “Catwoman. Who do you think?” Actual scene: “What is that? Where’s that coming from? There!” “Who the hell is doing that?” “The Riddler.”

[@Illevium]

5:16 "Somebody put me in a good movie!" Well Keanu Reeves, with John Wick 1 and 2, looks like you got your wish twofold :D

[@LookOut667]

Threefold now :)

[@moviemaniac9034]

And "Toy Story 4".

[@SFGiantsfan9797]

John Wick 3 as well

[@LookOut667]

@@SFGiantsfan9797 that's with I meant by "threefold" ...

[@22ninja1]

Oh and don't forget about To the Bone and Cyberpunk 2077.

[@jacobgaddis5925]

The "Oh Shit" when the t-Rex died had me in tears😂😂😂

[@lamechain6585]

Ikr lmao

[@wafflemadness199]

hey need to do jerrasic world because it has the mother fucking T-Rex.

[@kiracaroso]

He did already.

[@wafflemadness199]

Kira Caroso the new one?

[@fatraptor2357]

+Themaster Ofwaffles yep

[@StevenFallsOver]

7:40 after hearing on Facebook about Dougs mom, the whole "Alan" joke became incredibly eerie and sad.

[@SplendidCoffee0]

Not to mention, the cause of death was the same.

[@suanfitrioneljack27]

12:04 I dunno who's more sick, Doug for putting that joke there or me for laughing a lot when it pops out 🤣🤣🤣

[@YolandaAnneBrown95726]

YOU WILL LOVE HER!! YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop LMAO!

[@jazzprincess287]

Wow. This got surprisingly dark.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@jazzprincess287ok...

[@musictechnique]

The bit with the Raptor saying "Alan!" over again was fucking funny. I was crackin' up. :D

[@SpiderBatFan]

I hate this scare !

[@zappadoodle8503]

Yeah, I also kind of like how it is a reference to the plane scene in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom.

[@JeoyTehFex]

ALAN!

[@edvance1030]

I liked the last "Alan" scene. Btw, where did the the raptor come from at the end? His ass?

[@Mothman1992]

The Raptors are hunting like wolves. Wolves will close in on their prey, but won't attack until the prey runs because it makes it easier to isolate the weakest slowest target

[@amanibob1416]

Timothy Creighton Plus they will not venture toward same-size foes/prey if in same or similar numbers, so yeah, they're pack-minded, more prone to just wait, isolate and THEN "thin the herd" by hunting a single victim, preferably the weak, sick o handicapped one first. Being more ravenous in the first Jurassic Park would be logical since they weren't "free range chicken" and "caged ol' Yeller" would definitely be the result of a bunch of Cheetah being, (duuuh), caged, poked and prodded all their life/lives...

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

Timothy Creighton and Amani Bob True. But here’s the thing. They also did that in the first movie, in one of the last scenes when the Big One and the Beta had Grant, Sattler and the kids cornered in the foyer of the visitor’s center. But big difference between that and this? They still went for the kill when they were sure that they had them cornered. Here they’re not even hunting them, they’re just...talking. Every time they corner the humans they just stand around and talk. And yeah its easier to isolate the weaker targets when they’re running, but what about that scene with Grant? He was the only one there and he was surrounded. And they still didn’t attack! Just talked! I get what they were trying to do, but they still did it poorly

[@amanibob1416]

Andrew Mason I will Point out that in the OG, in Jurassic Park, "clever girl" Muldoon, (the one guy who was hired and employed due to his experience as a hunter and his vast knowledge on "dangerous animals in cages". That "smart" guy took a shotgun equiped with slugs for munition to kill Raptors... In Crichton's Jurassic Park, (the book), Muldoon always respected, (and hated), the Raptors for their "kill ze everyone" mindset, so when he got a chance, he just owned their tailed ass with, (I'm smiling just thinking about it), a tube that send missiles, (self-propelled explosive rockets). Yeah, rocket/missile launcher... Muldoon said he needed to be able to neutralize all threats, or he'd quit. Hammond didn't know who else could be half as good for the job, so Muldoon got his boomstick and little friend. He, alone, was equiped sufficiently well, but number was just making it impossible for him to deal with a PACK of raptors. He lived through the whole thing in the book, after "recruiting" a few civilians to help him. Now "movie Muldoon" was in the first Jurassic Park and during his encounter with the "original" Raptors, he was going out of his way to avoid such an ill-fated encourer. Sooo, at some point, Muldoon is alone and hear some noise. No civilians to be harmed, a sure threat was all he could expect and he's got A GUN!!! But alas, poor Muldoon was suddenly and fatally changed into a horror movie protagonist. First he didn't use his gun, instead, he turned his FACE toward the source of the noise and thought of something quick-witted and badass to say, you know, just maybe INSTEAD doing or even just trying any and all things to stay frickin alive! Him, stating as she attack, that there's a "Clever girl"..." Is a good scene, but if you think about the book's epic version of Muldoon, a fusion of Rambo, and Crocodile Dundee, being killed like a noob.. Wuuuut!? A Raptor, a killing/eating machine was literally two, at most three feet away from him and he just LOOKED AT IT!!! So, yeah, Raptor(s) waiting before kill-ambushing some fool(s) isn't like some "NEW THING"and dinomovie doing whatever, isn't new either. Sure, the Raptors "got him", but their usual method: "run, claw, bite, kill and eat stuff" is a on/off thing. Jurassic Park 3 is a piece of sh*t, but, in some bits/scenes, it IS an entertaining movie. Fun, if only for those rare and few parts, but these Raptors being weird didn't "ruin the movie" for me, simply because: A) Raptors were always weird and plot-convenient, no matter when. B) As a piece of sh*t, Jurassic Park 3 isn't something that can be "ruined" because of something that is clearly a recurring thing. C)I didn't mind the mohawk. That being said, Jurassic Park 3 isn't a good movie, but I'm just pointing out that the scene in the kitchen, with multiple Raptors being unable to smell, hunt, find and kill two kids, is memorable for the tension, but you compare how two kids can survive and Muldoon couldn't...

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

Amani Bob Fair enough I suppose.

[@LegendPurpleDragon152]

Amani Bob Yeah, it was far closer to clicks and chirps than barks

[@Advent3546]

7:37 Well this joke is sad now. And oddly prophetic.

[@adamcahoon6362]

I wonder if his mom's last words actually were allen

[@Tornado1994]

@@adamcahoon6362 Nope.

[@annaleisedavis7185]

"You have a voicemail...."

[@thephantomsplit]

"Alan!"

[@RaikanGinro]

"Shaun!"

[@arutka2000]

KEVIN!

[@andrazprelec8263]

I am the god damn hero!

[@Aquatasy]

As someone who worked as a visual effects artist at Industrial Light & Magic on Jurassic Park III, I thought your review was hysterical. The wonderful thing about working in visual effects is that you get to create movie magic. The down side is that you seldom know if the film you're creating that magic for is itself magical until the film is released. You can work for six months to a year or more on a project and not know if it's any good until the film hits theaters. You usually only see your portion of it, out of sequence, and without sound. Sometimes it's a winner like Galaxy Quest (which I worked on). Other times it's a hot steaming mess like Wild Wild West (a bullet I dodged at ILM). But JP3 holds a special spot for me. It's not a great film. It knows it's not a great film. As we were working on it we could sense it was not a great film. And yet it's a fun film. A cliched, goofy, ridiculous, contrived popcorn flick. It was a blast to work on and pure childish fun to watch. I'll be honest, I was not a huge fan of the original Jurassic Park. Groundbreaking effects, but kind of a sappy story in my opinion. Didn't work on it (I was at LucasArts at the time). Those who I knew at ILM that had worked on the effects for Lost World made me swear never to see the film and I've kept that vow. But in spite of everything you've said about JP3 being 100% true, I still get a kick out of the movie. I'm delighted to have been a part of it's making (in fact your video included a boatload of my shots which is rather cool). It's the kind of movie you watch with a bunch of your friends so you can all yell in unison "Oh, come on!" Thanks for this review. Thank you for the wonderful skewering you gave it. Stumbled across your channel just the other day. Count me as a new subscriber. C. Andrew Nelson / Aquatasy

[@Daxank]

Man! How come you only have 1k subs?! You clearly deserve more!

[@BenJPics9925]

Wow. You were a visual effects supervisor for Jurassic Park 3, that's AWESOME. What was it like being part of the movie?

[@Musicandlyrics2400]

I actually do like this movie a lot! Saw it in theatres and bought the VHS and watched it so much the tape started to wear out. I still watch it every so often :D

[@Aquatasy]

Daxank Well, if you subscribe I'll have one more, right? ;-)

[@Aquatasy]

Ben Johnson I wasn't a VFX supervisor on JP3. I was a compositor, matte painter, and rotoscoper on that particular project. Jim Mitchell was the VFX supe for JP3. The film was blast. We had a wonderful crew at Industrial Light & Magic working on it, most of whom had previously worked together on Galaxy Quest. I was assigned several very challenging shots for the film including the demise of the spinosaurus in the rain. I don't know how things were on the production side because I never visited set, but in post-production at ILM we kept everything rather lighthearted. I recall we ended up doing a lot more shots than we had planned on because director Joe Johnston decided to replace a lot of the animatronic dinos that Stan Winston Studios did with CG versions. That meant frame-by-frame painstakingly removing the animatronic puppets that were in the camera footage so that a CG version could be composited in.

[@lasendademontos]

10:50 "OH S**T!!" That make my day... hahaha

[@phishersmith7592]

*me as a child* Jurassic Park: Whoo! Dinosaurs! Jurassic Park II: Cool! Dinosaurs! Jurassic Park III: Alright! Dinosaurs! *me as a teenager* Jurassic Park: Awesome! Dinosaurs! Jurassic Park II: Uh, okay. But, dinosaurs! Jurassic Park III: What in the hell was THAT?!

[@azzyjazzy6463]

@@saberiandream316 yeah 2 is way worse

[@amanibob1416]

Me=You bud!

[@DC-hw7fw]

Lol, no.

[@relentlesschaos7445]

Now, Jurassic World: Dinosaurs! Ok Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom: Wtf is this?

[@Quinntus79]

@@azzyjazzy6463 I watched two again, and it held up better than I remembered.

[@FirstNameLastName3753HD]

10:42: Thor striking Thanos with lightning 10:46: Thor impaling Thanos 10:54: Thanos snapping his fingers 11:03-11:13: Everyone turning to dust

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Accurate

[@sbeve1051]

Opposite order

[@elijahbutler5931]

R.I.P. "THE MOTHERFUCKIN T-REX"

[@johnsantos507]

mariofan 520 That's not T-rex from the first Jurassic Park. That's the other T-rex.

[@jaysongillott9106]

That was the mother fucking trex

[@buzz3992]

lets go mario

[@Trike71171]

R.I.P T-Rex

[@dplocksmith91]

Indeed. No rex can match Rexxy. It was clearly a lesser rex, because in reality, T. rex would fucking destroy a Spinosaurus.

[@QBProjects]

17:05 "YOU HAVE VOICEMAIL!" I fucking died at that! LMFAO

[@themilkman3949]

Another one is "*U F @ C K I N G W O T M8*

[@andrewjames9378]

But it is clever

[@marcrubin8844]

Right. I need this feature on me I-phone..lol

[@justingazzillo2605]

Mom: ERIC Dad: ERIC Mom: ERIC Dad: ERIC Rick: CARL! *everybody looks at Rick* Rick: Oh sorry, wrong franchise

[@henrytheanglerfish6290]

*A L A N*

[@noahellison1312]

Justin Gazzillo GARY!!!

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

Justin Gazzillo Who’s Rick?

[@captainmichaelj.caboose1777]

Justin Gazzillo How about this? Mum: Eric Dad: Eric Mum: Eric Dad: Eric Rocky: Adrian!!!!!!!! Batman: Rachel!!!!!!!!!!!! Amy Pond: Rory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frodo: Gandalf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ian Malcom: Sarah!!!! Everyone stares at Rocky, Kirk, Batman, Amy Pond, Frodo and Ian Malcom Alan Grant: Who are those weirdos?

[@justingazzillo2605]

Michelle Glover oh my god, that’s beautiful 😂

[@anticarrrot]

"Dr grant, where are those flying dinosaurs going?" "Firstly kid, they aren't dinosaurs. And secondly, it looks like they're about to fly right into that carrier battle group's kill zone. Where multiple machine guns, automatic cannons, point defence weapons, and missiles, are sure to tear them to pieces. So you probably don't need to worry about it."

[@BAN3FromNoWhere]

I needed to read this comment more than I realized

[@onemanarmysswampparty]

He didnt say flying dinosaurs did he

[@grizzly_manbanimation8436]

@@onemanarmysswampparty nostalgia critic did though.

[@LtsaurusRex]

15:08 Darth Vader with mucus build up XD I can't unsee it XD

[@troverrover9248]

I knew I wasn't the only person who laughed at that!

[@jbourbon3734]

11:03-11:11 My reaction to the ending of Infinity War

[@codysarazua2447]

J Bourbon Same

[@tntguardian6455]

J Bourbon damn, that's accurate as hell 😁

[@LaserShark010]

J Bourbon same

[@chrismarco17]

Especially the face Doug made. I was making that face for half the movie.

[@XenoTronusWeePoo850]

J Bourbon Same here. I was in a real WTF state.

[@patrickeskander1603]

Your mother would be proud Doug, RIP, my condolences

[@SSJ3rocks]

10:55 Doug's facial expression just cracks me up.

[@bruh9317]

ALAN

[@Liu_99]

ALAN

[@gojipla4995]

ALAN!

[@briandeabler9704]

Heh, Alan isn't scary, *blows nose* ALAN!

[@rsspartanz]

ALAN

[@NickPiers]

KHAAAAAAN! Wait. Crap, I did it wrong, didn't I?

[@WolfgangLunar]

My reaction to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom after it was finished. 24:54

[@alexburman9738]

I’ve seen that movie in cinemas when I was 13 years old

[@roseyjedi]

Wolfgang Lunar fallen kingdom is better than this

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@roseyjedi No, it isn't.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@alexburman9738 It only came out two years ago.

[@alexburman9738]

charmedfan7704 I didn’t say anything about Jurassic World: fallen kingdom

[@JosephWolfson]

A L A N!

[@jakecallum3051]

Joseph Wolfson I see you’ve tried to copy the top comment

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

Guess the raptor scared him after all. It just had to come out of the right place.

[@casper6405]

This movie is a guilty pleasure not gonna lie There are some parts I like in the movie

[@patrikdanheimer1504]

The bird cage was the best scene, to bad they did not go all the way in killing Billy.

[@bradhodges4521]

Its really not as bad as people make it out to be. I enjoy the movie, too and theres nothing wrong with that.

[@professorxavier3878]

The Jurassic World films have transformed this movie into a masterpiece, almost as good as the original one

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

@@patrikdanheimer1504 he didn'deserve to die lol

[@jimnorrisofficialyoutubech1494]

Jurassic World is a guilty pleasure jp3 is basically a letter to JP fans saying to JP fans, Fuck you no one loves you you will give us money All our movie does is tarnish the masterpiece that is the original No one cares about things like Alan and Ellies relationship good characters and the mascot dinosaur No love-JP3

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

That Alan nightmare scene, to be fair, had potential to be a scary moment.

[@charliegreer2691]

I Agree

[@GarglingBlals]

Allan!

[@PPX14]

I thought it was great

[@markwhitfield4396]

I wonder if it would have been better if the raptor actually jumped out at Dr.Grant.

[@ainsleysorsby6470]

if they just removed the "ALAN!" part and just had raptor foot marks with some blood it would have been genuinely scary

[@ayoshounen7124]

... ALAN

[@Furby_Productions]

+Morgan Stevens-Reidy alan

[@TheMediaRaptor]

AyoxKid alan.

[@thepumpkinking4229]

AyoxKid 69th like

[@Gamingturtle090]

AyoxKid Um Alan um Alan um Alan um Chaos theory um

[@SaurianStudios1207]

the movie speaks for itself at 18:10

[@elijahanderson3288]

7:48 Wow. Ummmm..... Watching this now makes me feel very uncomfortable. It's like they predicted the future.

[@troywright359]

Elijah Anderson what that one day his mother would die?

[@Nube-Gamer]

11:24 THE SPLOOGING OF THE DONG!

[@koolsteins]

7:35 - Very unfortunate foreshadowing.

[@gracefulfiber4246]

Do not reply you sure?

[@Tornado1994]

@@gracefulfiber4246 Yes. Sandra Walker(Doug and Rob's Mother) died in her sleep September 8,2016.

[@elzar5987]

12:06 I dare someone to show this to a friend with no context

[@elzar5987]

@Jackson Trowbridge bless you sir

[@elzar5987]

@Jackson Trowbridge notifications on KZbin are more inefficient than messenger pigeons at times

[@blupyro3098]

@Jackson Trowbridge i solute you soldier (also how did they reacts?)

[@jediman3477]

Critic, I will say that was a good review, but do you want to know what I really think? What I REALLY think? What I ABSOLUTELY THINK?! What's been bugging me?! Keep scrolling Keep scrolling Here's what I think......: ALAN!!!

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

12:05, I wanna see the bloopers for that.

[@scarletspider119]

Definitely using that parenting advice for my kid.

[@gro_skunk]

this was actually my favorite Jurassic Park movie growing up. it had more chasey actiony parts and I loved it.

[@gro_skunk]

also the flyie animals

[@Joelmaquera]

couldn't agree more

[@stseantmusic]

Agreed... Hilarious and bad but better than the Lost World hands down!

[@Blackdracko7]

well to me i hold it like a guilty pleasure like the phantom menace, just cause those films went out when i was a child so... well i see it's flaws now at least.

[@crazyfrenchfries2294]

True its still bad but better then lost world and to me pretty decent

[@adamthespinygiant]

the spinosaurus could eat other dinosaurs, but in my opinion it ate mostly large fish since its a semi-aquatic dinosaur.

[@Sonichero151]

@@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ actually there were three. The one that ate the pilot, the one that killed the t-rex, and the one that was killed and being eaten by the t-rex

[@channelgrantito7662]

@@Sonichero151 don't know what film you watched but okay

[@Sonichero151]

@@channelgrantito7662 it's the same film, I just payed close attention to it and not ignored the talkey bits

[@Corvus__]

I guess you know this from personal experience Adam?

[@river_the_nb]

Hello fellow dinosaur nerd :p

[@boldblues]

The raptor ‘vocal chamber’ looks like a Parasaurolophus skull... Aside from it being a dinosaur with an impossible to spell name, it’s an interesting little coincidence.

[@lary6420]

I love how shoehorned in the Spinosaurus is in this movie, I know it's technically bigger than the T-Rex, but did they give even a half second to how the other physical attributes attributed to it's diet? even back then it was obvious that it's long snout was more for hunting fish than huge animals. Plus it's the Mother Fucking T-Rex, THE most recognizable dinosaurs EVER, you can't just say that this long snouted fish eater can kill something with one of THE strongest maws ever to have walk this earth.

[@Black_Wolf1357]

in Jurassic franchise the jp3 spinosaurus is an apex predator while reality spinosaurus is a big fish eater.

[@matejajanic6932]

Well they did show it hunt in water so they got something right

[@Bluemustacheproductions]

Uhh that spino is a hybrid

[@IsoSobek]

The fight would have been much longer. However, the animatronic Spinosaurus literally ripped off the head of the T. rex and completely botched the fight scene, so they had to cut it to what we got.

[@samkresil6011]

I hated when the T-Rex had to die to the Spinosaurus as well and I still do to this day.

[@brendanharan4501]

Personally my biggest problem with both of the sequels is; what the fuck happened to the lysine contingency? Is it explained somewhere in lost world, because as I seem to recall Samuel L Jackson saying that if the animals aren't supplied with lysine they will slip into a comma and die.

[@exelior9744]

Nature finds a way?

[@elishawilson1429]

That's a whole separate Island they don't work the same way

[@exelior9744]

+Elisha Wilson so... the same lifeforms biology works differently based off different landmasses?

[@brendanharan4501]

+Elisha Wilson that is a viable explanation, but since they said that the lysine contingency was a safeguard for if any animals escaped the island, and since all of the DNA codes were developed on Isla Nublar, I would think that the contingency would affect all of the dinosaurs.

[@elishawilson1429]

Maybe but the second island isla sorna was made separately for the dinosaurs to live on there own while isla nublar was mainly a park where everything went wrong isla sorna has a whole separate set of dinosaurs which is why they are not exactly the same as the other island

[@mr.timestamp1754]

Nostalgia Critic if youre being held against your will: Make a video review.

[@HeyItsJoeB]

Critic🐊

[@HeyItsJoeB]

there is no Dino emoji

[@mylesco.5385]

We'll have to sit and wait...

[@strawberryqueen0382]

+JRGaming 🐲this is kinda close

[@OBrCrepperorEliakimShunk]

He has a bruise on his left hand!!!

[@jerry77734]

Joe Johnston who directed this movie and Peter Buchman, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor who wrote this movie were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[@ManOnHorizon]

17:13 - YOU HAVE A VOICEMAIL!

[@perpetualmonday2440]

“No force on heaven or earth can get me back on that island!” Well what about a force from hell??????

[@MaCabaret]

Well money is the root of evil, so...

[@NotceDragon]

Heavan and earth couldn't get him to the island but hell's circle of greed convinces him......I think he's still suffering from the side effects from the event horizon movie 🤣

[@leveldiamond52]

Cabaret Macabre how is some thing that has value the root of evil? If money didn’t exist or any type of value it would be way more chaos then money existing and you would be begging for something that gives less chaos.... (like money?)

[@godisdead]

Perpetual Monday Hail Yourself!

[@lcc2348]

Where do you think a shit load of money comes from??

[@asthmaticbee]

I only just realized that Sattler managed to get the navy and marines to Isla Sorna because her husband works for the state department. Like, that was their justification. That one throwaway line.

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

This was one of those films where the script was being re-written on set each day. It shows.

[@ZeldamateurLP]

11:13 "Nobody outdoes the motherfuckin' T-Rex!" Giganotosaurus: "That's cute."

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

Honestly I don't know why everyone hates Spinosaurus just because of this movie. It's the writer's fault Spinosaurus killed T Rex. Plus Spinosaurus is one of the most interesting dinosaurs, both in real life and in the Jurassic Park Franchise, I don't see why people hate on one of the most unique and interesting dinosaurs ever discovered just because it killed off their favorite dinosaur in a mediocre sci-fi sequel to a much better sci-fi movie. Now don't get me wrong, T Rex is my favorite dinosaurs as well, but it was nice to see a different dinosaur get the spotlight for a change even if it was scientifically inaccurate (Spinosaurus survived mostly on fish and spent most of it's time either in or near the water) the T Rex vs Spino fight was okay but 3 things would have made it a lot better. Number 1, the fight should have been a lot longer. Number 2, the fight should have been saved until the end of the movie. Number 3, and yes the T Rex should have won.

[@IllBeaAround]

Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus its all about the utahraptor

[@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist]

Brent elias Utahraptor is cool, there really isn't any dinosaur I dislike. I love all dinosaurs and all other prehistoric animals.

[@univerex-8061]

The Spinosaurus was tossed in there to basically replace T-rex and show that T-rex was obsolete. It proceeds to ram this point into the ground by slaughtering the first T-rex it sees, seeking them out for no reason other than it apparently hates T-rexes, chasing down a plane to its crash site within minutes, slamming through giant fences, and tanking several shots of Cooper's uber gun. Anyone who ever saw Jurassic Park as a kid and then Lost World would always say that either the Raptor or the T-Rex are their favorite dinosaurs of all time. The Spino, even if it's factually larger than the T-Rex, coming in and killing a T-Rex, effectively making it clear the developers want to replace it with a new badass dino to somehow try to make it more appealing for new audiences and by trying to use a new dinosaur be modern. For me, some it was nothing short of betrayal... that's why I consider Jurassic World to be the most worthy successor to the original JP because it reintroduces the T-Rex of the original movie and has it reclaim the throne fans constructed for it. It even has a scene where it crushes a Spinosaurus skeleton, an obvious nod to the fans that the developers of the movie also didn't like the T-Rex being replaced by Spino. You can't just tear off the label of your franchise like that. Not only that, Spinosaurus overall was terribly represented and portrayed, inaccurate. One of the main reasons why JP3 is the most hated JP movie.

[@johnanthony702]

Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus I sort of agree with you but with all due respect, back then we had limited information about Spinosaurus, all we had back then was it was bigger than T. Rex, it's a carnivore, and it's probably better than Tyrannosaurus. Then as years passed, we got more fossils and more information that it feeds usually on fish and sometimes it scavenges dead dinos and it would definitely held its ground to put up a fight. Tbf and tbh I saw this as a kid and I always thought Spinosaurus was awesome especially since he kind of took over. I just dream one day that he fights Indominous Rex, if not oh well. Still a special dinosaur. =D

[@diegokaqui60]

the t rex isn t actually the lizard king. Both the spinosaurus and giganotosaurus are bigger. this is actually very accurate.

[@MutaScale]

"Someone put me in a good movie!" Cue "John Wick". XD

[@Emulous79]

The Alan part is hilarious.

[@grizzly_manbanimation8436]

Keanu Reeves voice: someone put me in a good movie John wick: hold my beer

[@ibnmianal-buna3176]

7:37 I’m guessing Doug and Rob won’t be rewatching this episode any time soon.

[@hotcowdaddy2087]

That joke about his dead mom is a lot more fucked up now

[@henryj.4689]

Not gonna lie. I saw this movie when I was four. The “Alan!” moment scared the living daylights out of me

[@justaweepingangel.]

*Dinosaur Roars.* "What was that?" "George Of The Jungle- what do you think?"

[@furioussherman7265]

You know, Critic is inadvertently right about the Spinosaurus beating the T-Rex. The T-Rex, even though lighter and shorter, was much more of a fighter than a Spinosaurus. Spinosaurus would have to use the big claws on its hands to keep the T-Rex at a distance because its teeth were designed to grab onto and hold fish, but if the T-Rex got its mouth on something, the Spino would, without a doubt, lose it. T-Rex's head and jaws were fucking huge, basically made of muscle and teeth, and designed for the express purpose of killing whatever was unlucky enough to be in its clutches.

[@user-iw5di7kj7q]

Unless they were on water, in which the T Rex is long gone

[@user-iw5di7kj7q]

And the T Rex has the strongest bite force of any land animal

[@killjoymcquire6340]

11:45 Dad: Rocksteady Daughter: Me Dora: being Batman in Arkham Knight: being stealthy, solving crimes, flying through the sky. Barbie: B A T M O B I L E

[@McMannigan]

Really wish all of the comments just said *"ALAN!"*

[@alainali6010]

i really wish Mr.Velociraptor had a metting with...*LOTIE* (you should look that up)

[@mariobeaupre1626]

Alan

[@arutka2000]

Uhhh.... A L A N....

[@FizzyPopVevo]

Well..... *_A. L. A. N._*

[@chrisrichfield8906]

alan?

[@Razgriz85]

How one could hear the ringtone of a phone that's inside the gut of a dinosaur is just mind boggling.

[@GBmovieluv]

Which is why I found it hilarious

[@UFBUtifuleyes]

Also: 1) The phone wouldn't work anymore in digestive juices 2) Even if it did, who phones continuously?

[@EveryThingGirl238]

11:00 Yes critic, by science base the other Dino won over the rex because she could move better than the rex could, thus making it easier to kill.

[@MrLucasD123]

The Barney scene was actually funny

[@owlstagawn1106]

Ironically in Transforners 4: The Splooging of the Dong, there was a Spinosaurus Dinobot.

[@WDFilms25]

Thanks to this damn movie, my best friend make the Alan joke everytime he calls me

[@andycummings-music]

I discovered Nostalgia Critic a few weeks ago by watching The Shining miniseries review (which I found far more entertaining than the miniseries itself) and I've been hooked ever since, this guy is fucking great!

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Hello fellow NC fan welcome to the family!

[@chinito398]

1:30 Jurassic World:Fallen Kingdom : "Hold my beer"

[@YolandaAnneBrown95726]

"YOU WILL LOVE HER!! YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RaphBlade7]

*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "I personally think the Raptor saying Alan is more of a lame attempt at a jumpscape and/or to show Grant's PTSD from his time being chased by the raptors from Jurassic Park! Still, I wish they had used the models from the original film rather than the new ones for JP3!" 27:16 - "The ''ALLEN'' PTSD DREAM RAPTOR finally got'em!"

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

*A L A N*

[@firemaster126]

ALAN

[@AlexCooper-cr6pz]

Alan.

[@MylingCyrus]

15:25 Jurassic world! Did they copy this with Chris Pratt or just coincidence?

[@whateverifeellike9214]

DementorsKiss I assume it’s a callback

[@WhiteDarkness3113]

More of a forshadowing

[@aidanives4962]

21:30 Just you know watch the new movie and read a little and you'll realise that the spino is a "misstake" that was unnaturaly hostile and hunted for sport.

[@R3N3GADEMUFFIN]

That "Alan!" bit never gets old😂

[@RB-nj4py]

7:24 ohhhhh so that's where that scene from the opening of every nostalgia critic episode is from. Lol😂

[@GeminiNES]

6:14 lmao the editing is perfect ALL KIND OF NUMBERS, smile, the money sound and the plane hiting off, PERFECT FUNNY

[@evananouna8244]

15:00 I’m pretty sure the only reason he said that in the beginning was because what John Hammond and InGen were doing was hurting his business

[@Behemoth5455]

As bad as this movie is, with it’s annoying characters and “scary” jump scare, the effects and animatronic are very impressive. Also I can forgive the spino killing the T. rex as I believe it’s supposed to show us how formidable and powerful the spino is compared to the trex like “you think a T. rex is bad, well check this dinosaur out”

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

Still, for a Spinosaurus to kill a T-rex would be VERY hard. T-Rex's were at least eating big game on land, and the Spinosaurus was mostly a fish-eater. But I WILL agree that Critic was a but unfair

[@blupyro3098]

I’ll admit, having spino kill thr t rex is a very risky move, leading up to one of the most controversial arguments in jurassic park history at the time (looking at the ending of fallen kingdom) but you can’t really blame anyone here. Yeah sure its like killing off kernel sanders and replacing him with ronald McDonald as the mascot for kfc but it was only to show how bigger and badder spino was.

[@lettuce3458]

I agree I rate Jurassic park 9/10 it would of bin 10/10 if the girl didn't scream all the time.

[@lettuce3458]

@@blupyro3098 It would be hard for both to win it depends where there fighting it its near water spino would easily win.

[@MoonLoonie69]

I can't believe people get worked up over the T-Rex in this movie getting killed like it was Rexy herself. It wasn't, it was a teenager. A different, inexperience Rex mind you.

[@kellynn739]

NickyVendetta I think Jurassic World makes up for this scene.

[@theculturedjinni]

I have no problem with there being predatory dinosaurs which could kill T-rex, for example acrocanthosaurus would be a perfect dinosaur that could be used to kill T-rex, since it was specialized to kill big dinosaurs such Sauropods using cutting bites and manoeuvrability and T-rex was specialized to killing smaller dinosaurs through crushing force.

[@notagreatname3710]

Karl Bjur it sounds like a video game combat system lol

[@theculturedjinni]

yeah it kinda does, somthing like mortal kombat Dinosaur edition! Featuring our beloved T-rex Miss death jaw rexy! Preorder now and recieve whatever-saurus for free!

[@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ]

NickyVendetta The whole "young T. rex" thing is not, and has never been canon. It's just some rationalization by desperate rex fans for why their favourite dinosaur was beaten. Furthermore, it's just as likely that the spinosaurus was not fully grown either, since it was only marginally larger than an average T. rex. It's also been confirmed that it was a weaponized hybrid meaning that when fully grown it could probably still beat Rexy for the same reasons the Indominus could.

[@Alondro77]

4:37 "I want to see them figure out dinosaur shit!" Was that an intentional nod to them digging through poop in the first movie to try and see if the sick triceratops ate poison seedpods?

[@bradychambers4035]

I always thought Jurassic Park 3 was just Frank Gallagher having a bad drug trip

[@fobreeze4436]

Yes

[@thephantomsplit]

21:20 the Spinosaurus' deal was that the plane hit its fin. It wanted revenge.

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

In the script, it says that they shot its child. That's why there's gunshots and the one guy's arm is bleeding.

[@nateklempner561]

I think it's fair to mention that the point that happened at 23:33 where the raptors are scoping them out is probably how all the dinosaurs in the FIRST movie should have acted to humans FROM THE BEGINNING. Predators don't usually attack and eat everything they see. They tend to be wary and unsure when they encounter something they haven't eaten yet, even if it's obviously smaller than them. Once they figure out a type of creature is edible though, they'll usually be a lot less hesitant to attack. So by the third movie, they should pretty much understand that humans are edible, and be slaughtering the group of four as quickly as they did all those mercs in the second movie in the tall grass.

[@Djinsin]

That wasn't the MF T-Rex. It was A T-Rex on a different island. THE T-Rex is still on Site A. I love the joke, but it technically doesn't work.

[@ElfHostage]

Djinsin I assumed he was just joking and that he wasn't expecting the T-rex to be THAT big of a deal.

[@makiroll2299]

Djinsin Some theorize that was junior from the Lost World.

[@katerocks82196]

I think what Critic was trying to get at in his review is that ALL T-Rexes should be considered MF. I understand what the filmmakers were trying to do - they were trying to give us a new and exciting dinosaur to get amped up over -- but regardless of whether a particular T-Rex lives on Site A or not, the T-Rexes in Jurassic Park are just so iconic and badass that the idea of having any other dino come along and defeat them feels wrong, at least in my opinion. No hate for Spino fans, but that's just how I feel about it.

[@RyeNKye]

This dinosaur fight is scientifically accurate

[@Theinen84]

Um.... EVERY dino on Site A is dead. The hurricane wiped out most, their breeding control wiped out the rest. Site B wasn't as secure and allowed them to create their own ecosystems. Site A being gone is what allowed them to rebuild there for Jurassic World.

[@ARGAtheropodfan]

Many people shit on the "Alan" moment, but it surprisingly makes sense. Earlier in the movie, Grant was talking to a parrot and saying "say Alan, my name is Alan, say Alan!", and the bird doesn't respond. Then the moment on the plane, it gets a response! it was actually a moment of foreshadowing of the relationship between dinosaurs and birds!. Still shitty execution tho.

[@GTSE2005]

It may not be the best Jurassic Park movie, but it has the most sentimental value to me because it was the first movie in the jurassic franchise I ever watched.

[@LSSJTHOR]

Your poor bastard... I'm so sorry.

[@sandrinedefaux3290]

Damn... you could have chosen much better !

[@marvelsomething1952]

It's like replacing Batman with Azrael

[@dnmstarsi]

Did Azrael kill Batman off?

[@dastvan8002]

Or tony stark with some black kid

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Dastvan Replacing Iron Man with Steel

[@georgeparkinson1314]

Or the green lantern too he’s a pussy

[@dr.k8610]

I didn’t realize that K splitting up from his wife was a thing people talked about

[@KumaoftheForest]

Boss Man we talk about it but we don’t “talk” about it, it’s a touchy subject

[@MrSabachtani]

@@KumaoftheForest Who is K?

[@flufflewarrior]

Josephus Mutzenbacher the guy with the moustache right?

[@MAIDENfan6660]

Funny enough this movie was the first one I cried for It was for the muthafuckin’ trex

[@specialk1538]

It may be a bad movie but I actually like the dinosaur action sequences and the Spinosaurus is a cool and terrifying dinosaur.

[@sundevilemilysart340]

ALAN!!!!

[@ernestoosuna4594]

Best part haha

[@TheGinger36]

best joke in this is the "YOU HAVE A VOICEMAIL"

[@evananouna8244]

20:40 The reason the Ceratosaurus didn’t attack them was because it smelled the spinosaurus and got scared off because it didn’t want to fight a larger predator

[@youngsirzo]

Heads up 9:49 The reason spino was chasing them is because they hit it with their plane taking off

[@Sonichero151]

Also that wasn't the Spino that ate the t-rex. The pilot eater and the t-rex killer were two separate spinos.

[@theearthkingdom7537]

Danny Caracciolo yes it was. The reason the Spino keeps chasing the humans is because the plane hit him in the spine. you can see his blood on the plane as they fall into the tree.

[@Gojirawars03]

Scientifically, there's no way Spinosaurus could kill T-Rex. T-Rex was a hunter/scavenger with jaws that could crush bone. Spinosaurus was a fishing dinosaur that had jaws designed to slurp down fish. Spino's jaws were not designed to eat dinosaurs. The jaws were too frail. T-Rex's jaws crushed bone and T-Rex's neck was powerful and muscular, strong enough to negate the necessity to have arms.

[@Gojirawars03]

Also, RIP Doug's Mom. And the mofo T-Rex.

[@tf_pilot191]

Gojirawars 03 Normally I can agree with ya. But according to the Spino fans in the comment section for the JP3, The Spinosaurus is InGen’s first hybrid that killed not fully grown or Sub-adult T-rex.

[@elementalarrow8431]

17:04 I'm sorry but this scene is my favorite of the whole movie, I break down laughing every time I see it.

[@GBmovieluv]

Me too

[@ianofwater5188]

at least the MOTHAFUCKING TREX got revenge on the Who-cares-osaurus in Jurassic World.

[@ARGAtheropodfan]

*Spinosaurus.

[@scarceraptor3355]

Indominus Rex

[@badtime6532]

That fight actually made no sense. Spinosaurus is actually mostly aquatic! Its like a shark vs a lion. It doesn't work. In water, Spinosaurus would destroy a Tyrannosaurus due to adaptations like huge teeth adapted because it didn't need lips and... lots of teeth, but on land, Spinosaurus could barely move, let alone Tyrannosaurus's adaptations like emu-like fluff allowing it not to bake like cookies on Venus in the sun and lips allowing for wet teeth and bone-crushing jaws could destroy a Spino on land. By the way, Spino is actually a very interesting animal. It's the only primarily aquatic dinosaur other than ducks, hesperornis, and other avialans (which, by the way, does not mean "bird", bird is actually incredibly undefined www.eartharchives.org/articles/what-are-birds/ )!

[@ARGAtheropodfan]

Supreme Leader Lazarus Yes, indeed, it was a very interesting animal, and awesome to play around when drawing, and the JPIII version wasn't that bad on paper, is just that they misshandled it completly and made it a T. rex with a croc head and a sail.

[@phantomvulpe791]

+Supreme Leader Lazarus yeah I don't get it. If you fell in the water, you are good as dead no matter what. if a animal from the water say a fish goes on land, then it dies or can be an easy target for hunters.

[@Unbearable_Truth]

This movie is a helluva lot better than the newer movies that's for sure. The boat and birdcage sequence beat the original Jurassic Park in the CGI and visual effects.

[@seancollins6572]

Idk about that lol