The Mad War: Every Week

[@EmperorTigerstar]

Forgot to add music. Should be good now. Enjoy! It's been a while since I've done a medieval map video.

[@paranoidise6458]

Thank you EmperTigerstar, that's very cool of you

[@mongoliandeathworm2994]

Nice Work as always. Can you do the English Civil Wars if you have'nt done yet.

[@ianlinera1376]

Hey bro do you have a video for our war in Afghanistan 🗺(🇦🇫 vs 🇺🇸)

[@videosJose2014]

@@adamkoehler3872 Kevin McLeod - Cruzade

[@rocketpadgamer]

Charles VIII had 6 fingers/toes

[@grieftex803]

Any war happens in the 15th century: Flemish people: *it’s rebel time!*

[@ramdom-yy4wy]

vlaanderen

[@turkeybeard2010]

Stupid Flanders

[@seneca983]

@@turkeybeard2010: I think you meant: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

[@KolchaksGhost]

Early modern version of the Kurds

[@RobbStark_]

And also during the 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 16th, 17th, 18th and 19th centuries : - War of Robert the Frisian, when a guy who fought and tried to create his own realm in Frisia, Saxony and Galicia, decided to take the throne of the count of Flanders and rebel against the Crown - War of the Flemish succession, which was very big rebel time, succession war between 6 pretenders, civil war, feudal war, independence time, clans war, war between cities, political score-settling, guerilla and massive banditry in the Heuvelland (a region in the hinterland of Dunkirk, also known as the Mounts of Flanders, the Highlands of Flanders or simply the Hills or the Mountains), with huge chaos and I'm probably missing one or two things - Flanders War (known as the Franco-Flemish War in the United Kingdom), another rebellion because of taxes and because it is a big tradition to declare independence - Revolt of the Flemish peasants, another kind of independence war, but also a civil one and a social classes score-settling - First revolt of Ghent, by a guy who first wanted independence, but finally joined the English and swore allegiance to the English king (it was the Hundred Years War), before being assassinated because of that, leading to a civil war and another great moment of absolute chaos - Second revolt of Ghent, with another civil war (the step 2 of the First revolt actually) in Flanders and a rebellion inside of a rebellion inside of a rebellion inside of a war - Third revolt of Ghent, because of taxes and Burgundian rule - Revolts against Maximilian of Austria, because of Austrian rule - Fourth revolt of Ghent, because of taxes and Spaniard-Austrian rule - Dutch War of Independence, with, first, a Flemish support to the Dutch rebellion, and second, a Flemish rebellion against the Dutch provinces, with a bit of another civil conflict in Flanders, because of ideas of independence, taxes, religion and other things - Brabantine Revolution, in which Flanders was strongly involved, but finally decided to declare its own independence after two months, because, you know, another independence time - Failed Vendée of the North, an attempt to imitate the royalist revolt in Western France - Peasants' War, a kind of Vendée War in Flanders, but with an idea of independence, very classic here - Revolt in Nieppe forest, against military service and probably some issues about taxes

[@kostaskossivakis1947]

1485: The Mad War (Mad War I after 1618) 1618: Mad War II 1683: Mad War III 1803: Mad War IV 1914: Mad War V 1939: Mad War VI 1945: The Chill War

[@Koala1203]

2014: Chill War II

[@MsPaintMr]

Mad War IV is 1701, Mad War V 1740, and Mad War VI 1756

[@SoooooWhatt]

What exactly are "Mad War II" and "Mad War III"?

[@lukatomas9465]

Where are the French wars of religion?

[@Exoneos]

You forgot 1870 you blasted idiot.

[@sirashina]

Pro-Louis II pfff more like Noob-Louis II

[@reddude3086]

Ahaha Türk olduğu her yerden belli.

[@sirashina]

@@reddude3086 FDSAGERHERSHERGŞLKSDAFŞLSDA

[@Microwave8]

ےءفتگشفےھچدھ ھءشےجف ھھفے😂😂😂

[@Anwwoo]

that idea tho

[@KlaussMarcellus]

he was so trash he needed to be carried by his teammates

[@usaball9190]

When the HRE joined I thought France would get steamrolled lol but it’s 1486.

[@ephraimboateng5239]

Ya, France was probably the most powerfull coutry in Europe up untill the German unification. The myth that france surenders all the time and that they have no army is bullshit. When your army gets decimated while protecting the evacuation of the british one, the only sound thing to do is surrender so that your people get sparred from more harm.(oblivously, the Nazis didn't care so they took "undesirable" french people also)

[@scorpixel1866]

The HRE was a power to be reckoned with, however the population advantage was completely one-sided for the kingdom of France until the XIXth century (Russia had gone ahead in total population around the 1750s already) which is partly why it progressively nibbled its way east, rarely losing even against frequent coalitions That and the western crown managing to push back feudalism and recentralize its power contrary to the eastern one who fragmented into a mess with Austria as the cherry on top

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@ephraimboateng5239 The French soldiers were heroes. The French people were badasses. The French government, however...

[@flexmail1372]

It`s 2020 and you still don`t know the ending?

[@sonoftheway3528]

@TimesNewLogan tbh, I think it was a smart move to surrender in WW2. They had just lost so many many two decades prior that they probably didn't want that to happen again. It was probably better to surrender and wait for support from the Allies.

[@spektr4625]

When's the happy war coming out?

[@Scenariania]

Then the sad war!

[@mariano98ify]

There are really happy wars?

[@TheAustrianAnimations87]

And the scary war!

[@SpartanX300]

Then the confused war

[@meh2.061]

Then the old wars

[@NIDELLANEUM]

France: has a civil war Germany, Belgium, Italy, Switzerland, Spain and England: stonks

[@shiedakaynlincurve9554]

Sitzerland was alost not a thing at that time

[@Cnut_the_grape]

Lmao there was no Italy at this time.

[@catalannationalist9847]

Castile, not Spain.

[@ohauss]

Because France totally didn't meddle in civil wars in the Empire or other countries, right?

[@Cnut_the_grape]

That's a weird way of saying the HRE but oh well.

[@Sinaeb]

imagine France being so strong that you need to face it multiple times with the whole world to contain it

[@morgansolerove]

Yeah but that never happened... right ?

[@Sinaeb]

@@morgansolerove Remember that time when France conquered all of Europe except britain and russia?

[@afisto6647]

After 100 years Wars that was the case.

[@DampZombieNugget]

You can say that pretty much for Nazis and Ottomans to ya know

[@theonebman7581]

@@jeffreynorton8587 Correction: 2 German dudes with weird mustaches Cause... Wilhelm and all

[@zfollowell]

France: Were out numbered, like, 9000 to 1 Also France: Then its a fair fight

[@jevinliu4658]

France was actually the most populous country in Europe. Sure, the HRE had slightly more population, but that's not really a country.

[@shaggythewriter8185]

*eats a baguette, chugs a wine bottle, smashes it on a German's skull "Now to build up a sosand years of resentment zhat will lead to du super wars"

[@ephraimboateng5239]

@@jevinliu4658 yes thanks to a good climate and vast lands (in european terms)

[@martolol7837]

@Primera Espada cowards who have won 100+ wars strange...

[@NuukneinMapping]

@Primera Espada Go back to school, ignorant kid. We have won the most battles in Europe, and even when we were conquered once, it was the fault of Belgium who refused to expand the Maginot line in their country, to deter a German invasion. They tought they were capable of containing a german invasion... We always fought with our own soldiers, unlike certain countries who needed to rely on Hessian Mercenaries (Yes I'm pointing you Britain) to fight properly. And that immigrant things is totally false. Most ones today accept and adapt to the French culture, and most "Immigrants" people think of are 3rd or 4th generation ones who were born in France, raised in the French culture, and are loyal to the Republic and it's principles.

[@a.s.7936]

Surprising is that France generated so much AE from the first peace deal that the entire HRE joins the coalition but what is MORE surpising is how the coalition could not beat down the Baguette.

[@turencmpressor4152]

must've been when you could still seperate peace coalition members paradox nerfed it later on n it's kinda good l guess cus the french coulda used that in the napoleonic wars

[@eddietuite732]

Lmao imagine not having territories in Germany and Italy this post was made by Frankian gang

[@perfectlyfine1675]

You're forgetting about Napoleon.

[@testbravoyt3058]

Perfectly Fine Napoleon is italian

[@nicolasbetton125]

@@testbravoyt3058 Since when Napoléon is Italian ? Corsica was part of France when he was born

[@jumperwilli7770]

Testbravo YT yeah Corsica is definitely not Italian lol

[@Attalliano]

@@nicolasbetton125it is as if a Paris was conquered by Germany. If I were born there two years later I would be on the German paper, but of French culture. in fact the real surname of Napoleon was Buonaparte (which changed to make it sound more French)

[@andrewdiedrich3097]

Don’t think we didn’t see that initial upload without audio.

[@numoesso6892]

True

[@macedoniaoneandindivisible8127]

How ironic, because a couple of years later, the leader of the revolt became King of France in 1498.

[@macedoniaoneandindivisible8127]

@Mysterious Stranger yes. He becomes Louis XII of France in 1498.

[@arsenalxploit7489]

Imagine revolting this post was made by the Russian empire

[@Mystic_Stirling]

Chaos Insurgency *Facepalm*

[@NuukneinMapping]

This post was made by the **People's Republic of China**

[@TheLuuuuuc]

"Mad war" sounds like it's the 3rd world war resulting in the nuclear annihilation of humankind

[@F22onblockland]

Luca Moriconi Hope you get credit for the name if anybody sees this and historians find it in the 24th century

[@TheLuuuuuc]

@@F22onblockland I actually got the idea from the MAD doctrine which already exists

[@muhammadshidqi4916]

@@TheLuuuuuc ah yes, mutually-assurred destruction war.

Well that's a war I admit I never heard of, thanks for that video

[@timesnewlogan2032]

That's the second time I've heard of a French king being thwarted by his own mercy almost immediately after. The first, ironically, was named Louis: Louis the Pious.

[@cdw2468]

“grrrr” duchies of france

[@m.b.e.2334]

I cant think of any joke rn so might edit this later

[@coleduncan2990]

MBE Mapping haha cool joke dude

[@perfectlyfine1675]

I mean, I don't expect much from the KZbin comment section, but Jesus Christ, this is pathetic.

[@valentinhanriot-colin5797]

This joke is way too political !

[@chekhov4215]

My god best joke ever

[@MrDanChandler]

Careful. Wait too long and the Flemish will revolt again!

[@icharcoalz5011]

France: you cant defeat me Louis II: I know but he can Also Louis II: 0:40 1:30

[@Elta305]

But he still can't xd

[@sephikong8323]

And the mad lad still loses with half of Europe on his side

[@tomster4974]

there's an anachronistic error in the video. the borders of Zeeland show the present-day Dutch-Belgian border. In 1485 this border didn't exist, the part belonged to the county of Flanders.

[@dodolulupepe]

Limburg is also missing, and is part of Luxembourg. Yeah, the HRE borders aren't perfect, France's vassal duchy borders are perfect though. :)

[@Eric-ys8do]

France: Haha let's attack a weak and defeatable enemy in retaliation for a slight provocation. HRE and Spain: uno reverse card

[@perfectlyfine1675]

That's not how it went at all

[@tylerellis9097]

Eric L France still wins lol

[@RobbStark_]

It's not how the Mad War works !

[@QueenDarkie]

Ah my country.. My France my Earth my universe my dimension my my.. my multiverse!

[@louietubegaming8685]

When HRE declares war at you but you still manage to survive: Nah When you surrender once: **Happy meme noises**

[@cyrclack5616]

0:31 When you think the song is over and prepare to play another 0:40 When the beat drops

[@royxeph_arcanex]

Louis II, the first EUIV player in documented history

[@okaylol3334]

Whoever started this must be madlad

[@elijahking6562]

Imagine having all that support and still getting clapped

[@aforever007]

Basically pro louis II was mad at france, so this is why all this happened :) also, this war started 6 years before the end of the reconquista.

[@alexdelvecchio1879]

Or as they call it in Canada, the Slightly Irritated War

[@CatkinsonGD]

Also known as the mass x acceleration x displacement war, or the Work War

[@treyebillups8602]

lemme increase your kinetic energy baby 😎

[@creativeusername2547]

You actually drew that part of HRE.You mad lad.

[@seymen5911]

Bro this war was hella mad.

[@DaDARKPass]

Nice, everyone teams up against France. This sure won't become a pattern later on.

[@charlescole1766]

I never got what was so great about that magazine.

[@dallyh.2960]

I always figured there was a York and a Hampshire that New York and New Hampshire were named after, but I never considered the possibility of there being an Orleans. Not sure why.

[@KyleOfCanada]

Sometimes we just don't think to make what should seem like obvious connections. Such as Louisiana being named after the King of France at the time, Louis XIII.

[@uncitoyen_8614]

The first name of New York was not New Amsterdam, it was Nouvelle-Angoulême or New Angouleme (because the French city of Angouleme) in English !

[@temmietemmieson6756]

Seriously? You didn’t thought Orléans existed? That’s one of the most popular French city!

[@occam7382]

Also, New Jersey, named after a windswept rock in the English Channel.

[@DanielGalimidi]

Charles VII's regent: Why do I hear boss music? 0:40

[@zerefsunlimitedshipworks]

"Why do I hear boss music? It's so pathetic!"

[@EWarMapping]

Great video 😀 you inspired me to do mapping!

[@edp-xo1on]

When's the sane war coming out

[@matej_grega]

THAT'S CRAZY!

[@turkothebacon2998]

This is the most funniest war name that i ever seen.

[@uncitoyen_8614]

A thing is funny with these old succesion wars in europe: each country interfere in the political affairs of each other.

[@tf2664]

Nice name for a war

[@Eplpsyy]

The most creative name for a war *_the mad wars_*

[@heater1237]

I bet Bretons get mad every time they see this.

[@12345678900987659101]

Whoever comes up with the names of these wars must be mad.

[@adilamir3646]

When Henry VII Is Dead People:NOOOOOOOOO Henry Viii: Hello Bois People: YASSSSS ANOTHER HENRY!!

[@michellewizonzki6842]

This war was absolutely mad

[@ramiromen6595]

How can you be defeated in the mad wars, just give sedatives to your enemies sml is not that hard

[@ChingWooWang]

they got Nope'd right out of there at the beginning

[@Ifoundnohappinesshere]

Interestingly, this war also known as the Breton-Franco war

[@h4rck04]

Not really, both are two separate wars

[@anujamanivannan9717]

bobbly blobby bob said the fiemish. I dont care said the holy roman. SHUT IT! said france

[@GeographyWorld]

Please do IRELAND map video

[@J0riS]

I'm becoming way too good at predicting which Kevin MacLeod music you'll use for the vid lol

[@stephen9381]

Can’t wait for the depressing war

[@samuele9735]

Have you ever seen the fall of Byzantium empire? 🥺

[@jacoblinde7486]

On your most recent survey, I mentioned how I thought that your Horrible Maps series was getting stale, as several of the maps were "pretty obviously jokes". Well, I owe you and whoever submitted most of those maps in question an apology, as after some digging I found that I was wrong, and they were real maps published by real companies.

[@Warsawke]

Great Job!

[@rampantmutt9119]

KEVIN MACLEOD MUSIC INTENSIFIES

[@TheJediKermity]

Bruh, that wars was *mad*

[@meefdesu3597]

All around me are familiar faces...

[@JohnnyOTGS]

I may call this the "Joan of Arc War" since she helped the French defeat the British and helped Louis the 8th become King.

[@samueljay4632]

No...she helped Charles VII become King.

[@JohnMacbeth]

"The British" 😂 christ.

[@h4rck04]

She died 40 years before that war even begins...

[@alexabood2516]

This is madness!

[@imranhossain247]

Oh I missed that background Music very much.

[@mathieuleader8601]

its a MAD MAD MAD WORLD

[@BloxxterT]

bro this war is too *MAD*

[@galacticpenguintv6752]

Interesting! I didn't know about this one.

[@numanbaran8607]

hey you're alive!?

[@galacticpenguintv6752]

NumanBaran! - Yeah! I’ve been uploading

[@Triple_Alliance]

That’s actually mad

[@Koala1203]

It's a Mad War after all.

[@ctcGamerz]

the sequel to this is the cold war

[@culedood123]

Background music should have been mad world

[@SatiricMan]

Typical war in CK II.

[@PlutoNeptuneUranusSaturn]

Man thus war so angry

[@Kriegter]

quite mad I say

[@markhenley3097]

Pretty mad war.

[@nikopst3592]

The Chad War: France Edition.

[@tubasil8786]

Imagine only facing half of Europe in a war this post was made by the Anglo gang

[@finallyfree6725]

Please tell me the name of the background song..

[@BalekduNom]

Very interesting 👏👏👏

[@EpicIEO]

This is mad

[@merrittanimation7721]

The Mad Lad War.

[@andrefarfan4372]

athoner lo reupload on this mapping perfect. #Rosalina

[@Coeurebene1]

as opposed to the reasonable war

[@matthewbrandin6947]

Wait, wait, wait....Germany invaded France through Belgium, and LOST?!?

[@h4rck04]

Well they lost in ww1 too.

[@Heisenberg882]

@@h4rck04 And in the Anglo French war of 1214.

[@h4rck04]

@@Heisenberg882 indeed.

[@joaquinhornagrandez3864]

Name of the music please?

[@videosJose2014]

Kevin McLeod- Cruzade

[@PeruvianPotato]

Here before it gets removed again

[@ninostrcic6709]

Why did HRE join to support Louis II?

[@avelus5984]

THIS IS MADNESS!

[@ori4452]

Hey I live in Bourges !

[@IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT]

Lol

[@hiruharii]

hanborger

[@jBread28]

Inaccurate, Flemish Rebels won obviously.

[@sonoftheway3528]

what about the sane war?

[@annealexandre9788]

Ended in 89 Which means... ...

[@umestudante4551]

0:04 Hoje no mundo militar

[@kingofnaples3241]

music kevin macleod crusades

[@yondie491]

Ratio of 227.5 ...not bad

[@aaronTGP_3756]

Ah, back when France was just getting out of the confederation mess the HRE also was in. Only that France was able to centralize, while the HRE was not.

[@Heisenberg882]

France begun centralising under Louis VI in the early 12th century, and Phillipe Auguste would really kick off centralisation in the late 12th and early 13th century

[@alessandroferrara6046]

Fai le battaglie fra Guelfi e Ghibellini (Guelfi schifosi, viva Manfredi e Federico II)

[@LamBosco]

Is this on EU4?

[@The-Sharky-Show]

YEA COOL