The madness dream is real (Balatro)

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[@Drazer012]

Not often we get the docket on a VOD, appreciate the little things

[@grit1]

This fresh youtube video definitely has a lot of weird type A chatters off screen

[@BizzleyBear]

could you give me the type a/b rundown again¿

[@steelgunsuit]

He's lost in the straw-man forest.

[@ereynolds72]

@@BizzleyBearyou know the people who are like “omg he did X at this point when he could have done Y and got .02 better outcome? A type You know the people going lmao so true mamma lizs joker oil? B type

[@lunarshining7964]

Just picture that it's K8 and baby off screen as the other half of the convo.

[@offbrandDavid]

this feels like a stinky vod, not a fresh video

[@Zaxophone32]

NL giving us a VOD but calling it fresh KZbin content is his version of quiet quitting

[@MrVovansim]

​@@Zaxophone32 whenever NL is quiet quitting, it generally means he's a week or two away from another Disney cruise.

[@huntokarthedestroyer2267]

We're balotro guys. Of course we skip for 180 seconds to watch a hand be played.

[@feedmewifi_477]

would northernlion lie to us?

[@partytime1868]

They can just plant me in the ground after NL (maybe intentionally) confused a capybara with a chupacabra. Dying laughing rn.

[@XxBonkyxX]

We’re Balatro guys, of course we see the game playing when we close our eyes

[@Ztaticify]

1:09:38 The irony of mixing up capybara with chupacabra after that entire conversation

[@IndicatedGoodLife]

I fucking lost it

[@ChunLo21]

I was so confused the entire time until he called capybara some mythical Mexican creatures

[@shirdzz]

finally, we've been getting april 22nd vods for around 4 weeks now it's good to have fresh stinky vods

[@fadhilbasheer2920]

0:41 me when I'm dining at a bougie restaurant for the first and only time in my life, knowing I'll never be here again

[@GenesisHD]

+20 laughed out loud

[@qxotic7434]

+1

[@benschubert9830]

NL gets chicot with remarkable consistency

[@lunarshining7964]

And he makes sure to go out of his way to disrespect it each and every time haha

[@bulkbogan6235]

NL is a kinda guy that shaves with Occam's Razor.

[@psakku]

+2

[@MasterOfCards232]

egg

[@hoebare]

It's just that simple.

[@Sc0ntay]

7:23 I needed this so fucking much I can't tell you how good it feels to not experience 4-5 minutes of a chatter getting assblasted

[@andrewm6470]

And if you still want a taste, just read the comments

[@straub42]

Skipping the Midas Mask with an eternal Vampire killed me

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Baseball card, my beloved. How many moons have we failed to include you in a homerun. How many shops have we passed just to have our joker lineup as common as a peasant. Now let us hold hand in hand, boyo, for the 1.5X mult feast that we all deserve.

[@Haanski]

25:18 me when I'm forced to use the public restroom towards the end of a sporting event 25:27 also me when I finally find a stall that I deem "good enough" 😮

[@RalorPenwat]

NL talking shit about Chicot when he loses to boss blinds all the damn time 💀

[@Fummy007]

44:28 were fibonnaci guys of course we play flushes for no reason even though its anti-synergistic with our jokers.

[@butchnighthawk1673]

the pervert rant is so fucking real on god

[@the_chucklenuts25]

47:47 me when I’m in the East Blue

[@maxgeopiano]

46:39 what everyone thought before 2022

[@SquirrelyDude1]

13:00 sheesh gets my noggin joggin.

[@gangstreG123]

25:04 me when I'm waiting on my holiday order from Harry & David

[@Pimpega]

25:04 me when im in the supermarket looking for my favourite fruit

[@tamriilin]

1:11:23 French royalty to the peasantry during the late 1700s

[@bigdumpygaming]

I had a run yesterday with 2 copies of eternal Madness and an eternal polychrome Burglar. It was my first run on Gold Stake. Boss blind was Verdant Leaf. You can guess how it went. (Nah, I won actually. >:])

[@VibeJunkies]

My ass back in the day with a tummy ache "Its leeching time"

[@bistrobmusic]

Costco used to have an organic golden kiwi box but it hasn't been around my area in ages.

[@WollyChaps]

Rose sounds as sweet instead of smells as sweet, mixing up Capybara and Chupacabra... Vintage egg, we're pogging.

[@ragemodeonline7778]

I just have to appreciate it that NL pronounced Kejimkujik correctly.

[@CrimsonUmbrella]

Pogged up for some more Balatro

[@Fummy007]

13:11 Kejimkujik reference! ive been there when I was in Canada. small world.

[@scootscoot5061]

9:34 Garfield here, appreciate the shoutout+ the park discussion that I start later

[@qwe123337]

Wow, just an ant on a log. I bet some of these people think they just fell out of a coconut tree

[@Montewtf]

36:00 hmm +13 mult or ×2 mult giving essentially +8. definitely the ×2 edit: my bad he thought it also copied the holo which would i guess be +18 mult.

[@Aaku13]

you will not disrespect chicot like that

[@mschuhler]

chicot blows, all my homies hate chicot

[@wyldenites]

I said Hmm, and then he did immediately after, so I laughed, "Hm-m-m!"

[@TheSolgrid]

I feel that kids story creep, then you suddenly are reading 5 books

[@-ScarletTMA-]

Mmmm, Tomo the cat dipped in Mama' Liz's kitty litter oil!

[@jake-wu2nq]

59:03 me when I'm melting oh what a world what a world

[@turagamaxil]

you switching into a pop-punk voice randomly is wild

[@apbeck9]

Something...stinks about this...

[@Dino_Nuggys777]

This is a stinky twitch vod 🤢

[@MOE16R]

Capybara vs chupacabra is crazy

[@franslair2199]

49:25 not NL discarding a straight that's buffed by a joker

[@rtltrap4ufire2ice14]

The kiwis 🥝 are being picked too green and are not ripe. This is typical when demand is great and drought has plagued the crop. 4:23

[@xWursty]

25:37 me when I'm french and someone says something I agree with

[@WASD_ii]

Kejimakujik mentioned!

[@finalfantasy50]

Jokers that only work on the boss which is one third of the game need to be buffed or do something else when not in a boss blind

[@senpai2.054]

its a tradeoff. you give up 1 joker space that wouldve gone towards optimizing your amount of score, in exchange for making boss blinds easier.

[@algertman]

Good ol'd Merv the Perv.

[@WhiskerDog]

1:16 I feel like he just picks the daughter every time in these questions 2x KZbin daughter or KZbin shorts son?

[@MangroveLord]

2x pipi

[@GenesisHD]

He has NEVER CHOSEN THE SON WHAT IS THIS?

[@SuperGamerNinja74]

My doctor diagnosing my vitamin D deficiency

[@raulzaha3096]

58:23 How dare you? You piece

[@Joe_Molotov]

uh oh, stinky!

[@ericmiller6851]

30:42 when my friend sends me an unsolicited link from a sketchy site

[@XannnyTanner]

+2

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@SikGamer70]

[demonic wailing in the background]

[@aguy2241]

Not buying bootstrap was crazy

[@scottv5587]

No one is doing balatro like him

[@TemmiePlays]

yeah, " they" are doing it far better lol. NL can hardly touch E on a good day, and it's the norm for pros

[@JohnDoe-e4i]

46:27 me when someone starts saying Gen alpha slang to me

[@classyhoboclips7805]

Chicot buff he still disables boss blind and for every boss blind disables gain 1xmult and he starts at 1.5 stays legendary

[@BoffaG1]

Can't believe bro posts this much, either you're really committed or you have a team NL but props man

[@dylaningram6896]

The Vatican cloned him

[@Nikowo1610]

Nah he's just one guy, he just streams a lot and then also makes a video on top of it every day

[@BoffaG1]

@@dylaningram6896 they used blueprint on his ass

[@not_ryuka]

1:03:54 me when house of fun comes on

[@tosuto2906]

we're

[@oliverhyde4316]

25:03 me when i’m rick ross

[@trapperdixon1509]

Chicot should be guaranteed negative

[@powerlifting1012]

Interesting idea.

[@nullptr5740]

i saw an idea that chicot should flip boss effects into positives, like manacle = +1 hand size, wall = 75% boss blind, suit bosses debuffed = suit gives +30 chips, needle = play +1 hand, etc

[@Jack-sy6di]

@@nullptr5740 I don't think that makes sense. If you wouldn't have survived without the inverted boss blind "buff", you'll just die to the next blind anyway. It sounds cool but is not much of an advantage due to the way the game works

[@darianfelice5353]

​@@Jack-sy6dinot if that boss blind specifically counters your build

[@Jack-sy6di]

@@darianfelice5353 but then disabling it would be enough

[@tiffanytorgerson5703]

Capybaras are real brother. Australia lol

[@Blue-sn7xk]

33:06 me when I'm a surfer and I see a gnarly wave coming in

[@butchnighthawk1673]

when will bro play orbo's odyssy

[@boredwools2158]

Chicot definitely needs a big buff. Maybe +1 joker slot on top? Maybe too good, but the rest of the legendaries are too good.

[@TimTim3000]

Chicot is just fine imo. Canio is the one that needs a buff.

[@boredwools2158]

@@TimTim3000 H UH????

[@boredwools2158]

@@TimTim3000 You're joking right? Canio is an easy win; except for abandoned deck

[@TimTim3000]

@@boredwools2158 I just have never gotten the cards I needed to support Canio, but maybe you're right and my sample size is too small. Whereas Chicot has saved my butt numerous times.

[@mrkamikaze5]

fresh pogs straight off the menu

[@mauriaagria]

You swear? Are you sure?

[@dylaningram6896]

Did he beat jokerless??

[@Haanski]

If you have to ask... 😢

[@dallasthomas-rd8hq]

Consider me ignorant, but I don't know if this means yes or no and had the same question...

[@IndicatedGoodLife]

Yes he has

[@dylaningram6896]

@@IndicatedGoodLife what video?

[@Haanski]

@dallasthomas-rd8hq I actually wasn't sure either, sorry for the vague response. I just know I have been watching all the youtube videos and I haven't seen it yet... So it is possible he beat it and the video just hasn't been put out yet for whatever reason. I guess one of these days we will see it if he did.

[@Fummy007]

1:03:55 when I'm a Persian messenger talking to Leonidas

[@jeremyc5570]

UTI son or diarrhea daughter

[@CCCe33]

o dam

[@Tobberoth]

Rofl, did a chatter just randomly claim dacia is swedish for no reason? It's romanian, what the hell 😂

[@grantdixon36]

36:03 Me when I’m gay

[@TheBroodingRogue]

A voucher is better than chicot

[@vader9133]

I've learned a lot of new words from NL over the years, usually when he says something I'm not familiar with I google it and write it down. But at 3:30 he says 'deminim' and I swear to god it's not a real word. I've looked up deminum, diminim, deminim, and the only thing even close is 'de minimis' which is unnaplicable in the context he used it. I'm convinced either bro made it up or used it wrong.

[@lfr01]

demonym

[@totalphantasm]

Eternal Rental Golden Joker is a hilariously bad roll. Lose one joker slot for 1$/round. Worst spectral pack card ever

[@hastingsdavin2599]

"Pierogi, in my opinion, clears all dumplings" THATS THE WORST TAKE IVE HEARD ON THIS CHANNEL 😭

[@sbubbieseibbubs]

i refuse to put 2 bad bitches against eachother

[@TimTim3000]

We're ADHD guys, so of course we... look, squirrel!

[@amrit6252]

32:31 it’s not that modern medicine is the problem. It’s that our medical system under capitalism isn’t geared towards actually benefiting the masses of people to help us get well. The profit motive must be removed and that means we must organize for socialism. 🫡

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

but how do you do a truly free socialist republic? most of the ones i'm familiar with are thinly veiled dictatorships, at least capitalism gives everyone the opportunity to eat the poor for their own gain--socialist countries don't even give you that most of the time