THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #49 - The Butcher’s Window

MAG049 - Case #0081103 - Gregory Pryor
Statement regarding their investigations into one Hector Lerado during the summer of 2007.
The Magnus Archives tells the tale of a private investigator hired to tail an errant husband only to discover the truth is more twisted that they imagined.
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[@rosemarycat5]

I love that Jon's all, "The last thing I want is the archives to become overcome by personal drama. In other news, I am stalking my coworkers." Iconic

[@saintsaltine3909]

Half the comments: *theories, questions, insight, general intellectual jargon* Everyone else: get it Tim hell yeah

[@rosemarycat5]

The TMA comment section is great because they are 40% amazing analysis, 55% memes, and 5% lyrics to Constantinople (sometimes spiritually, sometimes literally)

[@wonkiermuffin]

I WAS LOOKIJG FOR THIS COMMENT. I LITTERALKY STOPED EVERYTHING AND REWINDED TO SEE IF I HEARD EVERYTHING CORRECTLY

[@drago1514]

Good for Tim

[@oftheangels777]

Joe Spooky our bisexual icon

[@technicallyatart2636]

hey this is gonna sound weird but i remember seeing a comment of yours on one of the taz podcasts a few days ago, your username made me laugh which is why i noticed

[@yumiendercat3685]

@@technicallyatart2636 hey this is late but TAZ

[@technicallyatart2636]

@@yumiendercat3685 yes :)

[@yumiendercat3685]

@@technicallyatart2636 :)

[@Anna-zi7sx]

John: did Elias kill Gertrude cause she knew he was a pothead?

[@cutiepie120048]

😂😂😂

[@user-gz2hy2wu5g]

I mean... Rich set a fire cause he knew he was gay....

[@tomisabum]

It's the little gasp/click sound in the background after he asks this that got me.

[@rome0417]

@@user-gz2hy2wu5g Didn't he also melt his head and level the town?

[@bribri9320]

@@user-gz2hy2wu5g * screams in be more chill *

[@TheRealEvilkitten3]

jon: today, on "stalking my coworkers" - sasha's computer broke, tim is bi af, and i think elias might have done so much weed it opened a third eye or something

[@pyrosianheir]

Hehehe... third eye... I see what you did there.

[@TheRealEvilkitten3]

@@pyrosianheir 👁 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@InsidiousClouds]

Hoo boy it sure did

[@TheRealEvilkitten3]

@@InsidiousClouds maybe more than just one lol

[@NerveUnderscore]

Oh, this hole section of comments is like... foreshadowing or something. I'm scared

[@Falcon-doing-doodles]

Jon: Sasha is having computer problems, Martian is being weirdly nice to me, Tim is Bi, and I'm just hoping I don't get dragged into office drama. In other news I'm stalking my co-workers

[@rgb9650]

Tim's got game

[@hauntedteethcupboard]

Yeah he does

[@pyrosianheir]

Not-Sasha's computer keeps breaking? Wonder if that's because of tech's inability to interact with the Spooky...

[@marinao4412]

tim said bi rights

[@hauntedteethcupboard]

Heck yeah he did

[@hauntedteethcupboard]

He also said polyam rights

[@kazoo_king_]

HM. Sashas computer broke like when Jon's doesn't work while recording SUPERNATURAL CASES!

[@pianos4095]

Yea...... Jon's an idiot and I have no clue why

[@aimeejenesse116]

@@pianos4095 he's tired paranoid and traumatised. also, hes an idiot who doesnt know how to cope with shit xD

[@jeffreywilliams5554]

@@aimeejenesse116 Also, remember that like NotGraham NotSasha may also posses hypnosis suggestion powers that makes people not realise that she replaced the original Sarah, or realise that anything is wrong

[@f_mva]

@@jeffreywilliams5554 that's definitely what im thinking, because jon isn't the only one fooled. elias seemed suspicious though, i wonder if he does know

[@michie2222]

I think NotSasha breaks it on purpose because she actually knows nothing about Sasha apart from what the recordings on the other recorder contained. So she also can't do Sasha's job and has to find a way to not be able to do it without being suspicious.

[@Companion92]

This guy: Thanks god, I found a dead body

[@Strobeliite]

Everyone: yea Tim get it Me who has yet to finish the video: get what???

[@frogman9753]

it

[@stroemk9818]

what IS it though?

[@guilhermesales9757]

While listening and reading the comments I checked the description twice looking for Tim's va

[@katxbaa]

@@guilhermesales9757this is so real icl

[@feytrickster4915]

Something about hearing Jon say 'pothead' is hilarious to me

[@ephemeral4767]

i know right? the way he said it made me laugh a little.

[@dannymern6425]

Nice, Tim

[@mr.eeggbert1340]

Very nice, tim

[@phoneguy8369]

we stan a bicon

[@rem4197]

Okay so like, a lady got kidnapped and Jon got stabbed but he just. Straight up didn't mention it to anyone? How did he even get out of the institute without it being noticed?

[@meleileen2960]

Jon, asexual king, "Tim's willing to date anyone and everyone and the police station. That's fine and all, but it could cause drama and I don't want anything to do with it."

[@mimkyodar]

Jared Hopworth remains at large. Well, yeah. He's the Boneturner. He's a large dude. Its hard for him to not remain at large :P

[@jaxsonadros2066]

What did the news say about the dwarf psychic who robbed a bank. Small Medium at Large

[@fruitygarlic3601]

In episode 1, didn't John complain about Tim using Institute funds to woo staff? Well, well.

[@tsalsama]

I love John like everybody else, but hell... his mental health is declining so quickly I wouldn't be surprised if he lost it one day. Just imagine: John crazily killing completely innocent Tim, Martin and Elias while not-Sasha and all the other demons (or whatever) just stand there with the big and sincere confusion asking themselves what the hell just happened here.

[@pianos4095]

At this point I'd only be half surprised, John is really not catching on and is becoming too paranoid and is in bad shape

[@siposmarton8324]

So Among us in a nutshell

[@tearez13]

*laughs in knowledge of future events *

[@camrolls3144]

@@tearez13 *cries in knowledge of future events*

[@michie2222]

@@tearez13 *scared in first-time listening*

[@gylfie1099]

Wait a second, that’s the Jared who broke into the library and stole the boneturners tale in the episode Boneturner

[@loading7496]

And he's twisting (turning) the bones 👀👀👀

[@jaderush4141]

Yes, that's the case 9991006, just like Jon said.

[@albuseisenhorn3385]

a-yup love how even the antagonists have their own arcs XD

[@jaredlucev2705]

No, it was me. I was the one hiding bodies for the mafia.

[@user-cq8rf6iz9m]

Ah yes, Jared, 19 who never fucking learned how to read

[@asserm.8047]

the final description of jared ripping off the investigator's bones is one of my favorite bits of the entire podcast

[@rem4197]

Jared Hopworth could very easily be running a very successful organ transplant thing for a fraction of the price and instead, he chooses to use it for selfish reasons. Typical.

[@MidniteSpectre]

He became the boneturner?

[@cityfey]

listening to sentences that r like "i swear the bone is still out there" while reading sentences that r like "GET IT TIM" is very jarring.

[@fays.p.5663]

Jon says Tim is involved both with a woman and a man from the station My dumb ass: knew it Jon: probs used "involved" as in "acquainted with" My dumb ass insisting: Tim is bi he has fingerguns energy

[@zolfjustice]

He is canonically bi! it says on the wiki, and has been confirmed by the writer at some point

[@fays.p.5663]

@@zolfjustice bruh this would have made my day if i hadn't JUST finished season 3

[@Anna-zi7sx]

No he meant it sexually xD the magnus Archive only employs lgbtq+ people, Elias is both gay and homophobic so he has to ensure that they’re all some level of queer

[@fays.p.5663]

@@Anna-zi7sx Elias introducing a new hire to archival personnel: this is the new hire everyone! I sincerely hope you get really oppressed by this work! New hire: haha don't you mean impressed? Elias: 👁️

[@Anna-zi7sx]

@@fays.p.5663 how dare you be so funny.

[@winterwolf211]

Connected with the Killing Floor I’m guessing, the neighbour upstairs (meat room), the students who took a class on human anatomy and the boneturners tale.

[@cartaphilus242]

@WhomItMayConcern Flesh Chamber even

[@mimkyodar]

Not the anatomy class though

[@nocturnalexecutive3107]

"Well, sure hope my country doesn't have a horrible stereotype!" "Ukrainian mafia" *sounds of my hysterical laughing* "At least it's not Chernobyl this time. Something new:D"

[@i_ate_god]

jk.hkl.jlj;; EXACTLY

[@tani2575]

Lmao I was like "we have mafia in England???"

[@torcaace]

in media it's usually either the Russian, Italian, Japanese, Chinese or Albanian mafia. Ukrainian Mafia in media is something rare at least

[@juliankohler5086]

What kind of mafia uses a *red* SUV? Some sort of pro-Soviet mafia?

[@WildArtistsl]

@@juliankohler5086 sound like they have taste

[@StormSnake0618]

Who knew Tim was actually named Chad? Good lord man Also, Elias worked in the same section Sasha did. The same area where Sasha got replaced by Not!Sasha. I think we haven't actually seen the real Elias yet in this story.

[@mimkyodar]

*wants to respond, but is unaware of where OP is with series*

[@reesespuffs_13]

@@mimkyodar I have a love/hate relationship with this comment. /lh (I've just recently started and this makes me curious about what else I don't know about yet >:] )

[@mimkyodar]

@@reesespuffs_13 You're ~welcome~

[@ilexdiapason]

@@reesespuffs_13 do you Know yet?

[@reesespuffs_13]

@@ilexdiapason Yes 😭 I finished season 5 a few months ago. It has rightfully earned the spot as my #1 favorite podcast

[@SwirlyPinwheel]

I wouldn't be surprised if something external was influencing Jon's mental state at this point. Like, even the fact that Martin does the closing kind of hints at Jon being unreliable now. (Or I'm looking too far into things)

[@neroquin]

Considering what I've heard of this series so far, you're _never_ looking into it too far

[@mimkyodar]

It's not Martin doing the closing credits, it's Alex. Who plays Martin. Closing credits aren't in character

[@trin-is-late]

that is CORRECT

[@b-blythe6763]

oh god... the Bone Turner's Tale is the only episode so far to actively keep me from sleep, and knowing Jared is apparently a reoccurring character won't help. ;-:

[@izziarwyn4765]

get it tim hell yea

[@MrIsizukuri]

The way Jon's saying "Pointless Personal Drama" is incomparable

[@mars6128]

tim said bi poly rights

[@hauntedteethcupboard]

Heck yeah

[@bluechord2928]

yes Tim! Get some!

[@yeetusdeletus84]

Tim has HELLA game Go Tim!

[@immapoisonyou5218]

"The butchers window" me : Oh that's gonna be gruesome isn't it

[@immapoisonyou5218]

It was.

[@pudding1255]

legit when I heard the title I was like "meat".

[@dots3854]

damn tim get it

[@rileymichael2694]

19:27 there is actually a phenomenon where (iirc) a body that is left in water for too long will actually go through a process called "degloving". ...yep, it's exactly what it sounds like. they actually covered it in an episode of the show dr g medical examiner (10/10 recommend, i love that show sm).

[@noomre9105]

Pro tip for future readers of this^ comment: Don't look for it in Google images. Please.

[@fionapeterson-quinn885]

@@noomre9105 Well now I have to. Edit: I regret.

[@conandenz8413]

Found a Google image of degloved make genitals. Interesting. Tbh do not regret searching that up.

[@ethickca1317]

it's also an injury that can occur on people during collisions. I once asked my mother, a nurse, what the worst sort of injury she'd ever seen was and I came away with a *healthy* respect for seat-belts...

[@rottinginthewoods5955]

it can also occur if you catch the skin of your finger in something. found this out from my climbing instructor who had seen in happen to a pupil ://

[@kilogramate]

its really strange to me how he still thinks that gertrude was killed by a normal human being, even after the dream statement and all the hate that the paranormal things have been expressing for him and gertrude. There is obviously something paranormal about it, and it seems to me that there is some sort of army of darkness or something lurking in a different plane, or maybe just deep in the earth, waiting for the right time to strike,,, but like idk lmao i think theyre planning to kill everyone on earth hahahahahahahahahha

[@TheNitpickChick]

Hmm... 👀

[@jaderush4141]

I mean, you're not wrong, but despite everything, Gertrude was *shot* in the *secret tunnels under the Archive* . Which is probably supposed to be at least a little bit protected as well. So it is not that far-fetched to assume that somebody at the Archive had something to do with it. Plus, who the hell even said all of the Archive workers were people? Sasha has been replace by a doppelganger, and nobody has even noticed.

[@astheusual]

I think she was killed by some paranormal creature because she was to close to discover something

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

@@jaderush4141 maybe one of the demons has a gun idk

[@Catflers]

I feel like it was Elias, he rubs me the wrong way and I wouldn't be surprised if he shot Gertrude because she knew too much

[@cheese6503]

relistening to season 1 after tma ended and seeing the absolute chaos of these comment sections omg and some were such accurate predictions

[@ode4162]

I'm just here for stoner elias. can't believe i missed it the first listen

[@fence7446]

I'm very confused about when Elias joined the institute because from Cheating Death it is implied that he was working at the time that Nathaniel Thorp gave his statement in 1972. Was he just hearing about what had happened? Because now Jon says he started in 1991? Is it some spooky thing going on with Elias? I have questions and need to keep listening to have the answers shoved down my earholes.

[@DeadShark]

soon u'll know whats up bud

[@Amalgemotion]

👀

[@beestevens2644]

Tim sir; you deeply unsettle me but good for you, damn

[@rayne3998]

BI TIM BI TIM BI TIM

[@pianoguy222]

Given Jared's body warping capabilities... Crazy thought, maybe the book is *in* him?

[@fivehargreeves7255]

Oooo i love that theory

[@levchenkodarya]

Well, Jared indeed doesn't know how to read, if he decided to eat the book instead...

[@Misty_Grey744]

@@levchenkodaryaOMG LIKE GRAHAM IN EP3!!!! Wait. Then why did Graham eat his books?

[@levchenkodarya]

I was very confused why the episode was named "Butcher's Widow", since the Widow here wasn't Butcher's, but then my eyes started to work correctly...

[@CamilleChauTempsDesCerises]

Had to read someone's comment, thinking they spelt it wrong and then coming back to read the actual title to finally get it

[@Glamiers]

I love how Jon’s trying to pin the blame on everyone in the institution except for not!sasha, I mean even Micheal said that he couldn’t trust Sasha or something like that, and he hasn’t even thought about it?

[@curiousavian5741]

Jared reminds me a lot of the boneturner, especially the bit where he takes a couple ribs

[@curiousavian5741]

wait no wonder its the same jared from pageturner

[@RegallIaBetterThanYou]

Jared Nineteen Never learned how to read

[@noomre9105]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaKmdHWlnc-Up6M

[@mackenziedillon295]

Jared was the childhood friend from the boneturner.

[@kumud9827]

@@curiousavian5741 no no the one from pageturner is Gerard Kaey. Jonny's accent makes it sound similar though

[@sknfmsmr]

This will look like an unrelated question but.. Why did Jon join the institute? I don't think he's the type of person that believes in unnatural things *unless* he vitnessed some odd stuff himself in the past. I wonder if we will hear about his past more Edit: knock knock

[@fivehargreeves7255]

I think in Infestation he said he does believe, just acts like he doesn't because he's scared?

[@TheNotoriousLARGE]

He said when he reads certain statements (the ones we hear) he feels like he's being watched, and as long as he acts like he doesn't believe it, he's safe from whatever it is

[@Rowan7131]

Mr. Spider is hungry 🕸️

[@devinnie7572]

Here on my second listening to this series from start to finish I can't help but find it funny that as Jon goes through his paranoia phase on each of his coworkers his suspicion of Elias is based on "he didn't seem like the type to ever even come into this job in the first place and yet somehow rose to the top in only five years and it just happens that everyone that knew him before keeps disappearing or leaving almost like he is covering up a mysterious past" whereas his suspicion of Martin a few episodes ago was based on "you know, Martin actually seems pretty good at his job now that I am paying attention. I always thought he was dumb. Maybe faking being dumb all this time?!?!". It does seem to be on two very different levels.

[@ButterflyColors]

I like Jon’s private investigator voice, it really fits the character

[@Sam-fq3bt]

"Ask for Jared" *spits out coffee*

[@thatoneperson2731]

21:14 It's so weird but I always freak out whenever things I love mention my country. New Zealand is always sweped under the rug, sometimes not even on world maps.

[@bayleaf2421]

Ay same, I remember on Doctor Who once the Doctor (I think it was David Tennant) said New Zealand was beautiful and I was like "hell yeah"

[@Artrysa]

"Apparently he is involved, both with one of the young ladies there, as well as the gentleman who manages the other shift." My man!

[@hermajestythewhat2533]

I've listened to TMA so many times, and now I just love relistening, not only to match things I didn't get the first few times, but also to see all the theories the newbies have--it's so fun to me. I also love seeing comments that weren't there before up at the top. Nice to see the KZbin TMA fandom is growing.

[@mjtheocelot831]

Totally! I'm doing the same, preparung for Jan 2024 😁

[@inayapapaya_]

i know i probably shouldn't be listening to these (especially late at night) because i really do not like scary stuff and tend to get scared quite easily, and after listening to these i get a bit scared of everything, but the magnus archives are so addicting to listen to and i cant stop.

[@forgottenmachine806]

Tim is a legend

[@Homesicktraveler]

Wait till this Jon guy finds out what friends are, Martin wont know what hit him-

[@jsk-art]

Yes! Get it Tim! Love a glorious bicon!

[@mistykat3137]

We stan bi king tim

[@a_jae_doe]

Massive props to this detective for lasting 4 hours. I would've jumped as soon as Hector started screaming

[@alyssaherrera4442]

"The last thing I want is the archives to be overcome by personal drama. Anyway, back to holding each and every one of my coworkers under the suspicion that they want to kill me."

[@CrystalSkyDrops175]

TIM MY GUY IS THE BEST BI REP 🤘💖

[@erikluis1476]

Feed the floor children :) they’re hungry

[@themaninyourcomputer]

It's 12:00 at night and there's this weird scratching noise coming from the corner of the room, I wish I was joking but I'm hella spooked

[@themaninyourcomputer]

Update: it's been a month and I'm still alive so I guess I just have an overactive imagination

[@ironiauvu9223]

I saw this coment two months ago, and im happy you are alive-

[@hauntedteethcupboard]

Don’t panic! It’s just a ghost cat! He’s just come to say “hi” he’ll leave soon enough.

[@sandymcneish7820]

Just so you know when the title comes up it just says "Episode 49" and nothing else.

[@RandomlyThinking]

I fell asleep while listening and woke up to, "There is no way to describe what it feels like to have bone pulled out of you."

[@uglymelon6721]

I absolutely love Tim!

[@eaglelord145]

Before listening I’ve come to dread any episode that has “butcher” or any other reference to meat in the title, those ones just get me with the gore that’s usually involved (not finished ep as of writing, but I assume something meaty will be involved) EDIT: OH GOD YEAH ITS BAD

[@avarcake8093]

when he was talking about the butcher shop, the first thing i thought of was Sweeney Todd, low and behold i wasnt the only one lmao

[@grfrjiglstan]

I don't know that we have any grounds to call Jon paranoid, when every single episode we're like, "Hmm, two men, you say? Iiiinteresting..."

[@f_mva]

not really related to this episode, but im starting to wonder if the archivist position has some sort of supernatural influence...

[@evagrev7351]

My theory from this episode and what we know so far: The books are connected with the entities. The book about heights was related with the vast dimension, so this book of boneturner is related to another entity, and that thing bellow the tile where Jared throws bones, flesh and blood is part of that entity. The reason why the police didn't find it there was probably because there was actually a portal open connecting our dimension with that dimension, so when Jared left he also closed that portal. Since Jared can remove bones without breaking the skin, in the episode with the boneturner's tale he was the one who removes bones from a pet rat and his own mother and later killed the witness and removed some of his bones. Jared is now a part of an entity, just like Michael is part of the spiral entity and prentiss was part of the hive entity; they all were once humans but, for one reason or another, instead of getting killed/eaten from those entities, they actually became a part of them. Not!sasha's computer isn't working is probably connected with the reason why those files can't be digitalised and any supernatural thing can't be recorder by digital machines. Either because something else supernatural doesn't want to and interfeers with it or because the digital machines don't work with supernatural. As for Elias, either he was approached by a supernatural entity in the past and started working for it and thus that's why he changed and started working in the institute or he was replaced by something else, just like how Graham and Sasha have been replaced

[@a.b.6689]

Bro you keep writing whole essays

[@evagrev7351]

@@a.b.6689 everything is connected, in the comments I'm just explaining how *I think* they're connected. If you don't like it, don't read it, you know? Ps. I'm not a he :)

[@a.b.6689]

dudette that wasn't meant as an insult or whatsoever

[@evagrev7351]

@@a.b.6689 most of the times it's not, but it's best to say it early on most times, because of all the confusion it may create in the future :P

[@supremegodemperorderpfestor]

Please stop pretending to be theory crafting, you absolutely know the truth already

[@ProfBoggs]

I had to look up PPE to understand what that was a key clue to the one fellow's position in society.

[@huntercharleston5812]

21:00 did no one hear the door creak and just flip out?? Like I heard that and went wtf?!?!?!?!? I reckon someone entered the room without his knowledge and listened to him giving his supplemental. Intriguing indeed

[@astheusual]

I have a feeling that Graham is more important than we all think

[@ot7biasedmashups]

I'm a first time listener but I'm not sure... He's just a not entitiy. There might be a lot of them idk

[@paulcastle2019]

Elias worked in artifact storage. Just like not!sasha. Maybe jon isn't wrong about him.

[@pondalge]

"it puts me in mind of some of the more...meaty statements" LMAOOOOO

[@shadow3546]

Didn't Jon say Elias has been working there for 40 something years in s1? the ep with the immortal guy?

[@koukonuts]

oh hey, it me

[@kilianalexander2736]

I with they hadn't chosen such similar first names for Jared Hopworth and Gerard Keay, with the accent they sound far too similar.

[@levchenkodarya]

Do you think Jon now has Elias' house in his photo collection as well?

[@DonutToast]

Good for tim!!

[@marmina1283]

this is the 14th episode ive listened to today, im gonna go shower tho, wait till i get back pls

[@daija9027]

This statement is on my birthday. Not the right year but I was alive then.

[@StartOfTheYear]

It’s like Harry Potter in the chamber of secrets with Lockhart You know, the boneless arm...

[@astheusual]

Now i found a harry potter fan here

[@mxxnlight111]

oooh yeah-

[@nemnyoom]

unfortunately i have had to skip some episodes in favour of skimming transcripts but i Always listen to the denouement and supplemental and it is. so worth it. i'm just imagining that bit in starship when junior's just singing about how evil he is and then he goes "YEAH i'm smoking POT!"

[@wmskemdke]

BAHSHAHD EXACTLY

[@sammieegoldwand]

Wasnt expecting a starkid refrence in the comments here

[@fakenayhn]

Someone based enough to like both tma and starkid what are the odds.

[@nemnyoom]

@@fakenayhn pretty likely, dirk icon

[@katxbaa]

The way he said pothead (24:06) and a little chuckle made me ajdvrksjdskwkdx

[@flynland7366]

Spoilers (I guess) Theater like room Skin of hector /not dead Huge person strange skin, reaching into hector (Anatomy class) Bone in someone else arm

[@flynland7366]

Jared Hop.

[@flynland7366]

Eric A.

[@cartaphilus242]

Anatomy class is unrelated I think. Meat room is though ;)

[@Anon26535]

Jared Hopworth is like The Man Whose Arms Exploded, except he does it to other people's arms.

[@BackToBrazil]

U lose the funny white brick U lose your bones. ALSO LMAO TIM OUR BI KING

[@Skali4President]

💀 “meaty statements”

[@a.b.6689]

Honestly, I'm not that forgettable, but I think, that in the file classification the numbers of month and days get mixed up quite a lot. Now the day of the month are the mid digits while sometimes they are the last

[@Hannah-ks5fn]

Get it, Tim.

[@mollyharned6392]

jon: "stocks people he works with" me: jon stop being so paranoid and go to fucking therapy

[@lilaboxx]

I was like is it *Jared* , *Gerard* or a new person called *Garret* ? I don't know anymore

[@fannymelin7794]

This story frightened me the most

[@wonderwhatsgonnahappen579]

Man i love Tim. He being one of the best characters in here ❤ Also Elias is sus. I think he killed Gertrude.

[@missep1830]

"the more... meaty... statements" 😅😨

[@guilhermesoares7197]

Jared... Gerard ... Jon doesn't see a difference between those names 😂

[@whentheskittlesfightback]

"the truth is more twisted than they imagined". yeah it was