The Man Who Ruined a Professional Mario Kart Career.

[@RTGame]

They did used to call me The Drift King back in college though It was a small college

[@julieannnguyen3847]

Youre a little man, Danial.

[@belkaisbetterthanosea5490]

Drift daddy

[@perspii2808]

My life is a lie

[@brandontaboadamartin570]

5:13 but here you said no one called you the drift king, stop with the lies Dan

[@Rvger1]

E

[@The_Mago3011]

Remember RT, once a Drift King, always a Drift King. A gold Medalist doesn't stop being a gold medalist just because they didn't win another gold medal. Drift on forever, the eternal Drift King.

[@razagan1343]

this has restored my soul, thank you noble engineer

[@FlyingNova223]

The Prothet has Spoken

[@razagan1343]

@@FlyingNova223 He shall carry the crown of the king and bless his Mercedes, and all shall know and fear him because only he shall equal the drift of his lord.

[@lupuslunarem3235]

But kings can be dethroned >:3

[@nathanielgransell506]

@@lupuslunarem3235 Dethroned kings/queens still be called kings/queens by historians

[@enbytoon]

I have never seen a man more willing to destroy his own reputation just because he had an off day in Mario Kart

[@danieljensen2626]

TBH every Mario Kart stream he's ever done has destroyed his reputation. Even just with the other Irish lads he only wins occasionally.

[@OjamaIndigo]

@@danieljensen2626 hey he did pretty good in the yogscast charity game

[@colepowers8345]

@@OjamaIndigo Yeah, he came in 2nd, with a Mario Kart speedrunner coming in first. That being said, I'm fairly certain that some of the Yogs would wipe the floor with him now after their many hours of speedrunning Mario Kart in Yogskart.

[@copocopocopocopo]

@@danieljensen2626 Well, when you play with Brian and Nogla, who are both great at Mario Kart, you're lucky to ever win, to be fair.

[@opinionpaladin6007]

I have rage quit my boys house because he smashed me too hard in Smash on the switch

[@pokemonteaml]

This is the story of a man who lost his crown and kingdom... and his journey to take it all back

[@quantumblur_3145]

I used to ruuuuuule the worrrrrrrld

[@7.62flavorsoffreedom2]

He used to rule the world

[@jasperschannel4976]

Any George Orwell Novel: ❌ RTGame Mario Kart video: ✅

[@theonethatdoesnotknow9014]

Can't wait to watch a video about the life and failures of RT game

[@catfish1319]

What a shame

[@willphoenix5464]

There is a reason they _used_ to call him the Drift King

[@oshy3385]

Damn, beat me to it

[@nottreblinka4119]

Now he's just King.

[@shady5595]

@@nottreblinka4119 A king without a title

[@That_One_Goth_trans_Bicth]

now he is called the Drift Lord

[@furnacewreath]

they didn't even call him that though so what the *fuck* are we even supposed to believe in anymore-

[@jimjim8353]

My girlfriend is a manager for a Dominos here in the states and I asked her how many pizzas one Dominos location could fill in a day. She said with an average staff and her two ovens they could, at max, produce between 1,000 to 2,000 pizzas in a single day. If you spent the full 90k they would be able to comfortably close for 3 weeks and be one of the top selling stores in Ohio. Thank you for the amazing content

[@icantexistence]

Well, now it's a matter of ingredients

[@-FutureTaken-]

WTF is an ohio?!?!??

[@jimjim8353]

@@-FutureTaken- hell

[@orb9760]

@@jimjim8353 Worse

[@jimjim8353]

@@orb9760 DOUBLE HELL!?!??!

[@taurus6392]

Fun fact; they used to call RT the "Drift King" both because of his racing skills and his way of drifting around his taxes.

[@loading8392]

sounds about right

[@SonicBoss1991]

No way! I didn't know that!

[@broadmangames79]

Holy cow that makes sense now thank you for letting me know

[@rachelhanger888]

Sounds more plausible

[@M4SKED2001]

Wait you weren't supposed to leak that info!

[@M4SKED2001]

I can't believe the Drift King, the Drifter who rules all, lost. This truly is a sad day for us

[@strogonoffcore]

THE DRIFT KING *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH DRIFT KING* SHATTERED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING

[@mr.mothly]

He was an imposter

[@vitolapinta]

He's not the drift king anymore lol

[@StickMaster500]

Who knew that knowing the true lore behind the Drift King would make Twitch Chat have a midlife crisis?

[@gentleseal1778]

Why do I see you everywhere?

[@spikeynay7381]

@@gentleseal1778 because he’s a wandering spirit and why does everyone ask that question

[@gentleseal1778]

@@spikeynay7381 he just appears in every video, Stickmaster500. Legends shall be sung of his deeds

[@dragondog7886]

@@gentleseal1778 I think he's one of RT's mods, not sure though

[@yustinj.3910]

@@dragondog7886 he is

[@zappelins8942]

We now need the redemption arc, where the old man shakes off his rust and shows he's still got it.

[@RTGame]

They'll call me The Drift King again. Just you wait.

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

@@RTGame Alright dad, let's get you back to bed

[@furnacewreath]

this is just that one forza horizon 5 video

[@Andrewlik]

@@RTGame Still waiting for my pizza, dad.

[@biologicalhunter520]

@@bharatsachdeva6683 it's been a while since I physically laughed at a comment. Thank you

[@Anti-i25]

This video had it all, the confession of RT's sins, the apology, math questions, and Hatsune Miku, for some reason.

[@oncreativemode5486]

and pizza

[@ZeeMid]

For some reason I read this comment in an exasperated Brian David Gilbert voice (incredibly summary btw)

[@TCStink3]

This stream was such a rollercoaster of emotions

[@emmad4308]

Hatsune Miku always shows up when you least expect it, as the world is hers.

[@valiang8867]

My absolute favorite part is the evolution and progress of the conversation from "I wasn't really the drift king..." all the way to "...and Hatsune Miku was on the exam."

[@trevorparker6400]

Twitch at its best lol

[@froggy5748]

And then Bart Simpson being in an exam on the Irish language

[@1dkreally]

so, he hasnt been the drift king since 2016, he isnt our biological father, and his legal name isnt even Mr. Rumble Tumble Game?! next youll be telling me that not every minor inconvenience can be blamed on von karma.

[@Dinoman972]

Next he'll tell us I Want Die doesn't actually want to die.

[@joelle4226]

@@Dinoman972 maybe he never wanted to die but instead wanted a die

[@boombob3D]

Next he’s gonna tell me Ireland is not real

[@Dill72Yee]

RT may not actually hold the title Drift King, but he has actually been granted the title Drift Daddy.

[@sirBrouwer]

if RT is the Drift Daddy. Who is the drift mommy? Kevin. or is he the drift love child.

[@Dill72Yee]

@@sirBrouwer Kevin is the drift dropout.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@Dill72Yee Nogla is the drift deamon

[@renten_]

Sean is the drift uncle

[@the_honey_rat]

Sean is Drift Mommy based off of that one Back 4 Blood video

[@Fahel14]

To be fair to RT, I think it's significantly harder to win at any competitive game when you are THE guy everyone is trying to screw over for giggles

[@JackPoppy]

"They used to call me the Drift King back in college!" - Local homeless drunk

[@rachelhanger888]

Skyrim npc

[@oom9771]

This was probably one of the most chaotic streams in a long while. It was BiancoHilarious.

[@TCStink3]

I’m in so much Pinna Pain

[@williamgrimes2014]

The Bianco betrayal

[@OriginalGameteer]

The Drift King was sabotaged by those Ricco Rascals

[@cameronweaver2013]

James Noki Noped out of there

[@funnyname6281]

Bianco no not again

[@woos057]

I'm starting to believe that Von Karma never did anything bad in the RTCU and he's just a scapegoat for Dan's actions

[@huckthatdish]

For you see it was I who was framed by the false King’s slander

[@sogeplantiumVN]

VON KARM- i mean RT NO!!!

[@hazeltree7738]

Von Karma was clearly there, "You cannot win a race you don't participate in, Phoenix James"

[@kaksspl]

You thought RT used to be called the Drift King back in college, but it was I, Manfred Von Karma who really held the title!

[@Oliolli3]

Grossberg was at the boathouse because RT sent him there.

[@josevidal354]

15:17 It takes 8 hours, 58 minutes and 27.69 seconds to produce 500 hundred pizzas so that all 4000 viewers get a slice. 15:54 It takes 7 hours, 24 minutes and 26.67 seconds Until the trains collide. 16:20 Timmy has got 58 minutes and 51.62 seconds to live before he finishes to eat all 3700 tomatoes and then die. 16:48 You only got 3 minutes and 43.69 seconds to live before a chuckster catches You. I like meth :^)

[@Infinite_Archive]

nice

[@Mr.Kibbles.]

Nice

[@random3x4]

Nice

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

nice

[@helioalves8884]

nice

[@IcarusFluffle]

The betrayal... this hurts, Rt, we trusted you

[@nicholasharvey4393]

well, they called him the Drift King, not the Win King

[@jasperschannel4976]

He's still the 'drift king' even if all he did was swerve in and out of the road, it counts

[@drakekingblackheart5481]

hahaha

[@Viscidsquare040]

“winking”

[@midkup1368]

Fun Fact: Trinity college (The college RT went too) had another Drift King Championship the day after this was originally streamed.

[@telisarguiropulos4002]

Strangely fitting

[@MrQwefty]

I just fucking love how the discussion derails faster than Waluigi's wiggler

[@lazarusmekhane439]

They used to call him the Drift Court Jester back in his second Year of College.

[@spameron7575]

I've heard the "They used to call me the drift king back in college" line so many times it's beginning to sound like a bethesda npc line

[@Rosa-kd2cl]

I used to be the Drift King in college before I took a blue shell to the knee.

[@trashsmash4561]

The legend of the ''Drift King'' will be passed down through generations

[@cerealbird4476]

And that next generation, is Schlatt

[@tinytaru4609]

I still live in shame for having never won once in mario cart for 4 years straight

[@taurus6392]

The Shame King

[@DanteDMC3]

@@taurus6392 they used to call him the shame king back in college

[@gashacybin]

honestly dan. how could you, as an IRISH man, be an ENGLISH major 🙄

[@katsucandy]

give him a break, he can barely speak irish lmao man already has it hard enough

[@Star-wb2ov]

*You haven't sat in an Irish classroom, everyone whose majored in it has turned up in an insane asylum once in their life*

[@gashacybin]

@@Star-wb2ov i hope to meet them one day

[@HoneyBee-pc5jx]

The Drift King is back!!

[@coolcomment8]

Top 10 moments before disaster

[@NuclearApocolypse]

*Drift Daddy

[@Zeraora-mk9ws]

You mean the drift prince he isn't worthy enough to become the drift king

[@kikibebe6410]

the irony.

[@dynomar11]

He was.

[@That_One_Guy-.]

"My wife beat you" Is some god tier trash talk

[@magdaluxe_deluxe]

this is truly a moment for the history books. royalty disgraced. a tragedy for the centuries

[@08Juan80]

"They used to call me the Drift King back in college" has the same energy as "Unbeatable champion" from Leon in SwSh.

[@ondiiina]

Where do you think they got the inspiration?

[@CH-zi7fl]

Don't worry RT, you still are the Drift King in our heart.

[@N94able]

which is worthless

[@LuperisNone]

My heart is on fire.... with love... for suffering... and overcoming our problems... which include taking revenge and killing... the concept of evil... (feel free to continue this line of I don't even know)

[@Groxcima]

At this point James is the villain in the RTgame cinematic universe along with Von Karma as the supreme leader.

[@katsucandy]

James Von Karma, the youngest Von Karma in the family, following the ages-old family tradition of making rt's life hell

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@katsucandy I always imagined James as more like Gary Oak from the Pokemon anime

[@eternity5190]

Friendship ended with Daniel, James is the new drift king

[@walter3934]

The Drift King isn't a title for the best drifter, Dan. It's about the spirit, the love for the game. A good drifter could pull a drift once. A great one does it many times. It's about the spirit. The heart. It's about drive. The drive to drift.

[@apurtee]

This is one of my all-time favorite RTGame videos; I end up coming back to it every few months. It really has everything: Drift King lore, Mercedes product placement, the sponsored apology video segment, dark pizza math, questionable Irish testing materials, and then ending with some legitimate Mario Kart rivalry and the final return of the Drift King. Each segment is hilarious in its own way and it's just such a good all-encompassing example of why I enjoy RT's stuff so much. Cheers to you, the Once and Future Drift King.

[@ninjaamber]

There was someone who called him the Drift King back in college. That person was RT himself.

[@bright0nsounds]

8:36 having the fundraising stream we have now, this did not age well

[@randomalpaca4882]

I can't believe the "dan turn your minimap on" in sherbet land was left out lol. He paused the race and turned it on, thats why at the beginning of sherbet land he doesn't have it, but the rest of the vid he does.

[@bobtheregular721]

the trick is, he's the "drift king", not the "racing king". he's good at drifting. that's all.

[@rileypaulin7441]

He once was The Drift King, now he’s a mere Drift Jester

[@steelesprints2246]

Fun fact: Daniel used to be called the drift king back in college, did you know that?

[@cosmicbananas8084]

I have a charizard I love charizard I have a great Charizard did you know I have a charizard

[@cephaleaorion4888]

@@cosmicbananas8084 charizard is dope

[@oncreativemode5486]

@@cosmicbananas8084 bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@oncreativemode5486 someone just watched Super Paper Mario

[@08Juan80]

Did you know Leon's the unbeatable champion? Same energy

[@justrenderin1279]

No. The Drift King Lost... He has Drifted from his Glory

[@thornwall6303]

Well, he does always say they _used_ to call him the Drift King. We really should've caught on that it meant he was once the Drift King but is no longer on the throne. The throne now belongs to James. All hail Drift King James

[@shiphappens8491]

Ah, finally a question RT has posed that I can answer. So, upon my expertise working at an upscale pizza joint, I can say that our store can produce somewhere around 100 large pizzas an hour. However, this is with a working crew of 5 chefs, 4 counters and a supervisor. Assuming the skeleton crew of a dominos, which at peak hours seems to have on average 3 workers of which I assume all can make pizza, they could probably pump out 20-40 pizzas an hour assuming they have a conventional pizza oven. taking the middleground of 30 pizzas an hour, and assuming rt's chat wouldnt wait more then 3 hours (as I dont think ive seen a customer wait more then that long ever), you have 90 pizzas per dominos. As such, for each of the 4000 veiwers to get a pizza you'd need to call 45 dominos to have them work for 3 hours straight. Good luck RT!

[@taurus6392]

fun fact; RT drifted into a local starbucks killing 4 people and wounding 16 people, leading to him not being called the "Drift King" anymore

[@-FutureTaken-]

I think should _raise_ his status, not lower it

[@ayaanmohammad6645]

They used to call him the Drift Killer back at Alcatraz.

[@dekaboom5813]

I actually would've loved to see RT make an apology video, where he's apologizes for every single meme that was sparked by this channel and his streams - I am greatly sorry for what I've done to those wooloos back in the college... When I wasn't a Drift King. And yes, Phoenix Wright, It was I - Von Karma. I am terribly sorry for what I brought upon those Chemical Factories....

[@carpetstick]

Almost halfway through, this is already the most entertaining video I’ve watched in so long. Now my autistic brain is just wondering if RT’s actually half canadian

[@BuglordSupreme]

He is. His mother is Canadian I believe

[@furnacewreath]

that i know is actually true

[@JoeW473]

I remember RT saying he took additional maths classes cause he just "loved maths"...it all makes sense with those questions now

[@neonbunnies9596]

6:23 6:56 RT is going to experience the new meaning to "Twitch raid"

[@warhawk3972]

16:46 My first grad school atmospheric dynamics class exam was themed about the rapture, such as providing a circulation equation for the mark of the beast, calculating the wind needed to maintain a constant temperature if a hellfire erupted, calculating the wind shear that people noticed as they gnashed their tongues in anguish, etc. It was brilliant.

[@Subpar1O1]

"Did you know that they used to call him the Drift King?"

[@Imperial_Kaiser]

Yes

[@mckenna.2672]

yeah, they USED to

[@pokkiheart]

*They never did.*

[@evs06]

key words “used to”

[@spark9189]

5:28 "i'm irish canadian" in the most irish canadian accent possible

[@madelinekoh8499]

it’s so funny that it’s been so long since a new mario kart that he can still use the same exact rules as back in the day

[@CrimsonOpinion]

"They used to call me the Drift King, back in college." Wonder if he will still say it after this. Losing.

[@Chiavica]

That math problem reminded of my elementary school teacher tried to be funny adding a problem along the line “This pastry place can make 5 donuts in 7 minutes, how long would it take to have 50 donuts in a perfect world?” and I responded “In a perfect world it would take no time” and she marked it as wrong and called my parents lmao

[@froge6345]

I feel like everytime i watch a streamer play mario kart there's always a villager main with pink haired mii that dominates the lobby for over an hour

[@08Juan80]

James is the new Drift King. Tris is actually using tilt controls. I thought they were hacking because they were always first, and with such a commanding lead.

[@tanookimarionightmare6384]

No hacks, cheats or tools. Just thousands of hours of 200cc motion control experience behind me! :)

[@08Juan80]

@@tanookimarionightmare6384 Yeah, that makes more sense

[@joelle4226]

Tilt controls are actually easier to me when I play Mario kart

[@08Juan80]

@@joelle4226 Yeah, it's easy for some people, but hard for others.

[@bangormc3rd562]

"Dan's plane is going down at a speed of 800 kph, at a 32 degree angle, from a height of 10,000 meters. Dan can text a tearful goodbye to a loved one at a rate of one every three and a half minutes. How many people can Dan say goodbye to before his life ends in a terrible conflagration of jet fuel and twisted metal? Be sure to show your work."

[@n8wulfcommander207]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much throughout the entirety of a video before.

[@RemyWillard]

Once upon a time, RT was the Drift King. Now Terroriser's name of "Drift Daddy" haunts him wherever he goes, and I love it.

[@jackdog06]

“If you forgive me make sure to SMASH that like button!” Is without a doubt one of the funniest mental images I’ve had in a while.

[@Tman_Hall]

How the hell does RT have the audio of a one man podcast while playing video games? Most streamers nowadays can't even keep an interesting ongoing commentary watching other people stream!

[@neonbunnies9596]

This feels like the largest reveal in anime history

[@j0ee07]

I love how this video starts with normal Mario Kart, then spans about 10 different weird and crazy topics that have nothing to do with each other, and then goes back to normal Mario Kart like nothing ever happened .

[@noahkuschel5547]

If I had the Hatsune escape prompt in my pre-college exams, I'd write about her trying to escape all the drooling neckbeards chasing her like AOT titans and wishing she could go back to the digital world. I'd write about her hiding behind a dumpster in an alley, crying to herself, "why did I ever leave," while clutching her head with her head between her legs as the streets past the dumpster are filled with creeps sniffing the air. One would place his hand on the corner of the building next to the alley and when he moves on with the rest of the hunting otakus, a cheeto dust hand print would be left behind. Basically, if she wasn't stuck in a computer, her life would be a living nightmare.

[@parrishballenger]

Building on 16:16, today in my gas dynamics class the professor spent a while on a problem about a bomb exploding next to you. He brought out a table of what rapid pressure changes caused by a shockwave lead to what kind of physical harm. Apparently a shock strength of more than .7 atm is all it takes to drown due to ruptured lungs, our problem had .81 atm.

[@Foolster41]

"A bond villian that just chucks Bond around" That character needs to be played by Keith Lee.

[@JustSomeMexicanwithaMustache]

0:38 "I'm already in first" and it all went downhill from there.

[@xX_M-AZING_Xx]

Tell me why I was rewatching the lads play Mario kart yesterday and this pops up. Dan is some kind of all-knowing, mystical being. wtf

[@xX_M-AZING_Xx]

Oh, yup. And just like those videos he can’t let go of being the drift king lol

[@pokkiheart]

Alright, alright, when will the *real* drift king step up to claim the title he deserves to be known for worldwide?

[@taurus6392]

RT, didnt know your name was "Race Track"

[@RM_EXE]

Race Track Game aka the drift king

[@pokkiheart]

No his name is RT because he doesn't know how to press the brakes

[@demonextdoor]

i hope the wife that defeated rt is the same one that was almost late to walk down the aisle because she was watching him stream.

[@bengal4047]

Instantly on my list of all-time favorite RT vids; laughed until my face hurt

[@nutsuloid1887]

ngl, that apology video with 70% of the video dedicated to sponsorships, the yt apology sigh at the beginning, fifteen uses of the words 'you guys', channel shilling every other sentence and 'subscribe if you forgive me', would make for the ultimate shitpost and i hope i see that in my lifetime

[@2000-very-small-ants]

this stream was so unhinged and i love it

[@neonbunnies9596]

5:18 Assuming you can use both pizzerias at the same time, it would take approximately 71 hours to produce one pizza for every person. Also, that function equation is impossible, so I'm not using that.

[@Slithery]

RT is so entertaining. Even without the gameplay he’s fun to listen to. Edit: my cousin had to sit that Hatsune Miku question

[@Luciel.680]

I woulda smashed that Hatsune miku question ngl. Me and my 6 year fixation on vocaloid would make me write like no tomorrow

[@obwill]

My physics exam paper gave the height of the Eiffel Tower and then asked: A man is at the top of the Eiffel Tower and slips on a banana. He falls off the side. Calculate how long he has left to live.

[@suctioncupman2100]

Once a drift king, always a drift king.

[@SolstaceWinters]

15:50 I once got a math question in class that went something like this, bear with me: "Two kids are walking along a train track at a speed of {#} mph. The train track is in a tunnel that is {#} feet long. When the kids are {#} feet into the tunnel, a train comes in from behind them going {#} mph. Once that train gets {#} feet into the tunnel, another train enters the tunnel from the other end, going {#} mph. At what point will the the two trains pass each other?" Now I love math. I do. Big fan of math. I tried to work this problem from every angle I could think of and just couldn't figure it out. In the end, I had to give up and move on because there was a lot of test left to go, so I simply wrote "Who cares, the kids are dead." I got the problem wrong, but the teacher gave me +1 (on the 5 pt question) because of the answer. I know those questions are basically AI generated, and what it was TRYING to do was provide "bait" information to throw me for a loop, so I knew to avoid it. But man that choice of words.

[@MadKing1400]

I am playing this as my introduction to RT when my friend James comes over

[@strangeguy4858]

03:47 "The British Impostwantdie" and my only thought is "We brits ruin everything for the Irish. First you all get called part of our country, now we're making people who don't know you think we made your mii." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hoodles321]

The drift king movies: Original: Drift king: What they called him Sequel: Drift king: 2016 The falling Prequel: Drift king: Back in collage… Finale: Drift king: The return of the king

[@moizsohail5277]

Don't worry, RT, they'll always call you the Drift King... in my heart.

[@palletlover8519]

I can’t believe that after all these years RT lied about being the Drift King!

[@meta9492]

‘Get your wigglers out’ ive never been more scared to be watching something without headphones

[@Coercioner]

The drift king has fallen from grace

[@karlthefirst]

this was actually really nice and pleasant to watch, a more chill vibe to this whole thing

[@Nmoren]

Daniel doesn’t understand, he’s trying to out-pizza the hut, and NO ONE out-pizzas the hut

[@dannywhite648]

16:00 the answer I got was 66.6 recurring which seems suitably devilish for crashing trains together.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

This video truly represents how long he talked about pizza. I went for lunch, came back, and he was still talking about pizza

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Even though Mario Sunshine mentally destroyed Dan it has made the biggest impact on his channel like l´no other Mario game before, The Controller, (Dan you still owe us a pizza) Bianco Hills, and now the Chuckster

[@engineer8248]

"I forgot how bad it is with frantic items" I forgot how it was WITHOUT frantic items.

[@nathanford2072]

“Yes it was i who ruined your career in mario cart!” “Von Karma No!” (Speaking of, when next ace attorney? I cant stop thinking about the final part of the trilogy.)

[@AxeSoul]

12:40 please tell me im not the only one who noticed the random floating bomb that went off into nothingness around the middle of the screen

[@fourleafclovers1204]

If my college English exam doesn't ask me to write Hatsune Miku fanfiction, what am I doing in college anyways?

[@NekoEchoflower]

You can hear RT's sanity slowly fading throughout the video

[@JBRedux]

5:40 the "as far as I know" implies he's not confident on whether he has secret children he doesn't know about