I really want to get thousands of people to buy out his next rally, and hype him up a bit, just to boo him off stage.
@grass78647 жыл бұрын
I would pay money to see that shit.
@danielz560377 жыл бұрын
I have $20 for the pay per view...
@CommaCam7 жыл бұрын
Even better would be a simple walk-out. There is literally nothing Trump would hate more than seeing his crowd quietly disappear in front of his eyes.
@ekder7827 жыл бұрын
don't even hype. It'd be funny if the entire crowd just sat there unresponsive to all his bs and stared at him.
@samiadilrus7 жыл бұрын
Your genius plan is too genius to remain unexecuted.
@nadiabaz60467 жыл бұрын
Seriously...why is he still rallying??
@tas9910007 жыл бұрын
Nadia Baz to avoid reality?!
@forgetmenot32157 жыл бұрын
+hoa hoang 😂😂Epic.
@sunshineshanti21247 жыл бұрын
Nadia Baz To feed his massive ego
@mikeconley95907 жыл бұрын
Shepards Girl its insatiable.
@johnhall1367 жыл бұрын
Nadia Baz to pay for his sons pack of lawyers
@dannykim22937 жыл бұрын
Could you guys somehow make the sound not be so quiet? I say this because every time the video ends the outro destroys my ears.
@hartbits_7 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I THINK I JUST LOST MY HEARING.
@harmonic51077 жыл бұрын
You get all the likes
@ericgonzales49797 жыл бұрын
John Kim the ads too loud, the videos too quiet, then freaking dj Comedy Central bangs it out in my ears.
@sunbro17207 жыл бұрын
Outro destroys my ears every-friggin-time
@thedankez7 жыл бұрын
fucking yes
@TheMaliceTree7 жыл бұрын
"I don't do Twitter storms" right... and I reside on the moon too mate.
@Gldlynch7 жыл бұрын
"Anteeeeefa" lmao I can't
@sonicboy6787 жыл бұрын
An-Tifa Ney. *shot*
@sonicboy6787 жыл бұрын
Not sure if trolling or serious...
@vincentfranklin177 жыл бұрын
Alice LOL!!!
@jjasminevillanueva66557 жыл бұрын
Alice Hahahahahahaha! I'm dead☠
@christineye18167 жыл бұрын
Trump needs to be with "his people" at his rallies, so that he can justify himself and feed his own ego...SAD!👎
@kienng45107 жыл бұрын
Ziyi Ye He might be the smartest person in that building.
@Dfgzx12xyw7 жыл бұрын
And he's wasting our tax money on types of rallies. He's a psychopath!!!
@the_bottomfragger7 жыл бұрын
tvhavan Jeez, never thought of it that way. That's gotta sting as an american, not only is your president wasting so much valuable time but also wasting your tax dollars by doing that. My condolensces.
@thibaultmesseri51937 жыл бұрын
Can he just..... Stay there? On rally stages? Away from decisions?
@mr.queasy22807 жыл бұрын
Ziyi Ye president by and for his supporters
@contingenceBoston7 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god. The Ben Carson jokes. Top notch.
@alfatazer_89917 жыл бұрын
Contingence Trump has Ben Carson stored in the White House basement in sleep mode. Whenever there's a Trump rally he twists Carson's nipples to turn him on. True story.
@accordwhip34677 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I miss Trevor's Ben Carson jokes and I'm happy they came back lol
@Diddancing7 жыл бұрын
That confused black guy behind Trump, lol!
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
"Look at my African American, over here!"
@johnhall1367 жыл бұрын
Jesse Afolabi I really believe this guy is paid,he's at every rally lol
@passionsconsume7677 жыл бұрын
Jesse Afolabi I don't think that nigga is even black fr, looks like a really dark Middle Eastern or Native American person if you look at his features long enough
@mikeguajardo56887 жыл бұрын
Jesse Afolabi Actually Huff just did a story on him. He's apparently a crazy person. He believes trump haters are Cherokee. Also he is part of some cult. In other words he's batshit crazy...
@docdarlin54917 жыл бұрын
His name is Maurice Symonette. He's crazier than the Donald. Srsly, Google him or check his Facebook page (I'd recommend two to three bowls of dank sticky before you go, tho - Maurice is Weird Cat. facebook.com/MauriceBigBoss
@MrTheAnimationshow7 жыл бұрын
It is nice to have Trevor back this week. Too bad Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and John Oliver are all now off though.
@alltimehigh92587 жыл бұрын
:(
@williamshinn13197 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Sam Bee...
@jusbertmeza44247 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta go there right!!! Atleast we have 1/4 😢. Seth, John, and Trevor are my fav but Stephen is also good
@MsRoadtoRiches7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm going through withdrawal symptoms.
@SinHurr7 жыл бұрын
I apologize on behalf of all other Arizonans for not using our rain magics to banish him to the Realm beyond the Haboob.
@forgetmenot32157 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Your apology has been accepted, we understand. Much love💙
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
SinHurr Fuck y'all
@JohnDoe-lr4ny7 жыл бұрын
Love Trump or hate Trump, you CANNOT ignore Trump :*
@Phatkillz7 жыл бұрын
John Doe ya like when you step in a steaming pile of dog shit and the smell follows you every where. I know exactly what you mean!
@BeeWhistler7 жыл бұрын
I can forgive you... if only because you used haboob in a sentence.
@jcportiz7 жыл бұрын
Being Mexican is hard, I was saving more money to pay for the wall. Glad I don't have to anymore.
@brandontherabboat48507 жыл бұрын
Seriously, it astounds me how this _colossal_ fool can get so many people to completely and _adamantly_ reject reality even though there is enough evidence to bury them all 30 miles under.
@kienng45107 жыл бұрын
Heracross X Just tell a bunch of dumbasses how smart they are and make them believe they cannot be fooled. Then manipulate them as much as you want.
@sofiarays7 жыл бұрын
Heracross X , His electorate is the same - colossal fools.
@josearturogarza51147 жыл бұрын
Heracross X Scar from Lion King said it best, He is surrounded by idiots.
@IshoGT7 жыл бұрын
Because Hillary's emails.
@TheNefastor7 жыл бұрын
Heracross X America is all about rejecting reality, that didn't start with Trump. That starts with their delusion that they are "number one" in everything including things they don't know exist. It continues with their delusion that they are the "land of free" even though everyone is crippled with debt from loans for everything (even education). It was only a matter of time before a Trump would seize the opportunity to manipulate those deluded fools.
@iamkaego22397 жыл бұрын
Can we just throw in Trevor in as President, i bet everything i have that he would do way better..
@msjkramey7 жыл бұрын
IamKaego sorry but he's not a natural born citizen or 35
@16ktsgamma7 жыл бұрын
He's not a natural born citizen sorry.
@Luinta7 жыл бұрын
the metaphorical room full of moneys given typewriters would do a better job than Trump. IT's not a high bar to beat lol.
@ok95997 жыл бұрын
I think a good President would be a mix of Trevor Noah and Ben Shapiro.
@jermainebrayne4377 жыл бұрын
Tempest punctuation please
@j.p.alcalde50727 жыл бұрын
"I like big brains and I cannot lie, because I'm a trivia guy"
@5pctLowBattery7 жыл бұрын
A perm and a pony tail 💇🏽🤣 Michael "the black man" and his BlacksFortrumps bs.
@lala1milable7 жыл бұрын
justmejr315 His sign should read "Black for Trump." Lose the "S"!
@5pctLowBattery7 жыл бұрын
lala1milable lol. well there is also Paris Dennard. trump's a moral dilemma for these black republicans after Charlestown
@jameswilliams40337 жыл бұрын
M L right
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
justmejr315 Y'all remember that one rally where a "Blacks for Trump" sign was held by an elderly White woman?!
@5pctLowBattery7 жыл бұрын
CN What I'm Saiyan? Oh wow, he was there too? 😂
@griiseknoen7 жыл бұрын
Is Trump drunk?
@kyleedwards60267 жыл бұрын
griiseknoen actually he doesn't drink. It's probably a lie. But I like to believe that every stupid thing that comes out of his mouth was said when he was Stone cold sober
@SuperPirate187 жыл бұрын
Is Drunk trump?
@astrum0977 жыл бұрын
That's an insult to alcoholics.
@FanOfAnimation7 жыл бұрын
griiseknoen No, and the scariest thing is that he turns out he never drinks or does drugs. Everything he says or does is done while completely 100% sober.
@aidanyelsma77627 жыл бұрын
griiseknoen no. He has lead poisoning.
@TheMaliceTree7 жыл бұрын
TREVOR WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN OMG I'VE MISSED YOU
@TheMaliceTree7 жыл бұрын
*The world has missed you
@mannyduran84587 жыл бұрын
Blacks for Trump LOL how much did he get paid to stand behind him with the sign
@MasterOfViewership5 жыл бұрын
paid
@Jean-ny4fi7 жыл бұрын
I live in Arizona and a bunch of friends of mine were at the rally and it was chaos. A couple paramedics were tear gassed, a large number of people said they never heard a call to disperse. It was a peaceful protest before the dispersal order. The mayor said there was one because someone through a water bottle.
@amplelola234 жыл бұрын
Wow. This is an accurate description of what’s mostly happening now, 2yrs later.
@Drewcifer3217 жыл бұрын
For the love of god, mix your volume levels properly. The outro music is face-meltingly loud compared to the rest.
@forgetmenot32157 жыл бұрын
I like how Trump was reading his Charlottesville speech like a grocery list. 😂 "I got the KKK, I got the Neo-Nazi's, the Fanta, the pretzels, the hotdog buns. Don't worry Melania, I got it all..."😅 His brain does not have the capacity to filter his own thoughts and produce grammatical sentances, let alone understand whatever the hell they write for his speeches.
@the_dead_poet78297 жыл бұрын
Hate it or love it... But Mr. Trump has changed the way late night shows are made forever.
@leosmart1167 жыл бұрын
This is entirely untrue. Did you just start watching late night shows a year ago?
@gregvetter50707 жыл бұрын
If only Jon Stewart had stayed awhile longer. Or, now that I think about it, it's probably why he left. I don't think his heart could take it.
@leosmart1167 жыл бұрын
This is entirely untrue as well
@tanvichiddarwar26927 жыл бұрын
couldnt be righter
@leosmart1167 жыл бұрын
Your life is meaningless tbh
@McFreeing7 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe this is real. It's like an SNL sketch that's going on too long.
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
So for, like almost 43 years?
@evangelistify7 жыл бұрын
I love Trevor's impersonation of Ben Carson. They are hilarious!
@LegendMkr77 жыл бұрын
I forgot how much I loved the Ben Carson impersonations.
@sergioeliotrodriguez18217 жыл бұрын
I like when Trevor says at the end "Oh yes, we are fake news".
@jrnew13787 жыл бұрын
Sergio Eliot Rodriguez Mexican Coconut the kkk and Trump are coming for you...
@rebelbeammasterx84727 жыл бұрын
We own it.
@silentlyscreaming98217 жыл бұрын
Jr new Quit embarrassing yourself, People like you give the U.S a bad name.
@jrnew13787 жыл бұрын
Christian Guzman Wrong boy, a Mexican or Latino supporting racist Trump is embarrassing. Is like a Jew defending Hitler, and I'm not a racist, but cannot stand an hypocrite ignorant and traitor Coconut. Shame on all of you . Even gringos laugh at you. People like you give Latinos a bad name.
@eringehling-uporsky95227 жыл бұрын
I love when @trevornoah does Dr. Ben Carson imitations 😂😂😂
@alexthegrey36647 жыл бұрын
ben Carson be like "oh my luggage!"
@coyacampbell53616 жыл бұрын
@ Alexander Broome ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!! I SEE YA!!!! Well Played Sir, Very well played indeed!!!!!
@anxiousmagpie73566 жыл бұрын
Alexander Broome this comment is so underrated. lol thank you
@ceciliaageofaquarius12257 жыл бұрын
"I like big brains and I cannot lie because I'm a trivia guy ." 🤣
@bradleyjames13797 жыл бұрын
I love big brains and I cannot lie, because I'm a trivia guy. lol that was classic.
@j.po.43257 жыл бұрын
Wow! And you ask why they are angry?
@mixmixed.comics30027 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE DAILY SHOW DO MORE!!!! ITS GREAT FOR YOUR HEALTH.
@DocWolph7 жыл бұрын
"If you have to tell people your are a good person, you are NOT a good person. It should be self-evident."
@hornetf187 жыл бұрын
"One side doesn't see anything wrong, the other feels like it's been shot in the dick. " The perfect way to sum up America's current political scape.
@iamSparJo7 жыл бұрын
CAN we just have the same volume throughout the VIDEO?!?!?!?!
@n0tlia4657 жыл бұрын
We missed you Trevor!
@PsoriasisChannel7 жыл бұрын
Great video Mr. Noah & Co.
@gilalejosilva84817 жыл бұрын
"We have to close down our government, we are building that wall." 😕
@forgetmenot32157 жыл бұрын
What that even mean? Seriously???
@hermanblume2757 жыл бұрын
Go On, Trevor!!!!
@lawnjittle7 жыл бұрын
People laugh when he says "president Donald trump" haha
@arielwollinger7 жыл бұрын
Audio level is so damn low, that when It got to the end where the title card is, the volume blasted my eardrums. Thanks!
@apologist.mp37 жыл бұрын
What drugs is Trump on? I want some so I can get through the next three and a half years.
@DdDd-gd1rr7 жыл бұрын
apologist. cocaine.
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
apologist. None. I swear. None. Never. In his life. Not even liquor. He's clean. He's sober. He's Bigly.
@JohnDoe-lr4ny7 жыл бұрын
Love Trump or hate Trump, you CANNOT ignore Trump :*
@CitanulsPumpkin7 жыл бұрын
It's not so much drugs as it is the results of a lifetime's worth of bi-monthly escort sessions with Russian hookers and exposure to FDA banned spray tan products. Also John Doe, stop spamming that stupid post. No one wants to ignore Trump. We want him drawn and quartered for his various crimes.
@vikeightEsix7 жыл бұрын
you'll need something stronger than that. it's gonna be a long 7 and a half years.
@TheEloim_7 жыл бұрын
Miss you Trevor #allTheWayFromSouthAfrica
@op3l7 жыл бұрын
Why is this guy holding so many rallies? Is this normal?
@Brandon-km3pv7 жыл бұрын
Trevor says it like it is! My man
@mantelisofiamanteli32767 жыл бұрын
The cutest face and clearest mind in TV: Trevor Noah.
@aakhan867 жыл бұрын
You are a legend Trevor... Love from India ❤
@ValtteriNieminen7 жыл бұрын
"last night president donald trump" *laughter*
@thomascarney28367 жыл бұрын
How could anyone dislike this?
@Javier.M.7 жыл бұрын
can you please make the music at the end a little louder.....
@mc4951506 жыл бұрын
lecter m and longer, i mean it’s catchy
@justincastillogayray7 жыл бұрын
ignorance is bliss DEFINITION if you do not know about something, you do not worry about it.
@TownofJezza7 жыл бұрын
Ben Carson is an inspiration to us all. If he can become a brain surgeon, everyone can.
@wackiiraqi9847 жыл бұрын
Ben Carson doing an airhorn had me rollin
@iiTsDealy7 жыл бұрын
Don't let this distracted from the fact that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance Geico.
@TheNefastor7 жыл бұрын
The DJ Ben Carson sleepy horn killed me :-D
@Nick-hc3oc7 жыл бұрын
Common sense isn't a gift, it's a curse that forces those with it to watch those without it fuck up the world.
@NetSunJin7 жыл бұрын
The Ben Carson part was hilarious lol
@Montesama3147 жыл бұрын
Trump has done a rally every time he takes a big enough blow to his ego. I have never seen a man in power whine so damn much.
@hajeno467 жыл бұрын
Trevor, you nailed it.!!
@lovablemike7 жыл бұрын
Amazing how a country can be run from a twitter account. How embarrassing is that??
@maorion227 жыл бұрын
Trevor, talking about Ben Carson, reminded me of the Sloth in the movie Zootopia.😂😂
@amalkoury91497 жыл бұрын
do people in america go to school?
@CitanulsPumpkin7 жыл бұрын
angela farra Thanks to cut backs proposed by republicans our public school system is over crowded, under funded, short staffed and basically all around shit. Add to that the fact that the company that prints all our pre college textbooks tailors them to the racist right wing specifications of the Texas State school board and the fact is many Americans would probably be smarter if they didn't go to school. Coincidently the state's regularly ranked at the bottom of the list in nation wide education surveys tend to be the right wing states.
@Maxander20017 жыл бұрын
Schools are always state run propaganda/perspective driven machines.
@buschg71067 жыл бұрын
angela farra no. They are educated by ignorant, partisan, hateful food and drug addicted morons
@RustyTube7 жыл бұрын
angela farra - It depends. Most people in America do go to school. But many do not because their parents decide to “home-school” them instead.
@rickynotricardo63287 жыл бұрын
Yes we do. It just didn't take for some of us I guess..
@quaqmireful6 жыл бұрын
TN's impersonation of Ben Carson is spot on!
@rodiape7 жыл бұрын
The drunk uncle in action
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
Besides being a Panda on Cartoon Network, a dog on PBS Kids, a small Christmas tree on Nickelodeon, a duck wearing green on Disney XD, doing a show with Jaleel White for CBS after nine years on SNL, and being a husband and father to his one month old daughter? I don't think we're talking about the same Drunk Uncle here. Never mind...
@lemon937 жыл бұрын
CN What I'm Saiyan? Ghost can't do it add it to add to the list
@gerardyeims7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for getting rid of the obnoxious fire alarm at the end of the videos, thanks!
@peter122467 жыл бұрын
He doesn't do Twitter storms? hahahahahahahahahaha I guess his supporters don't have access to the internet
@christinapandian79297 жыл бұрын
Great presentation
@MeganKoumori7 жыл бұрын
3:56 "What more do you want?!" An impeachment. Right now.
@PravinSingh-iu8vt7 жыл бұрын
Just one complaint: why is the music at the end so loud? Blasts my ears off when using earphones 😡
@Getsnobtches7 жыл бұрын
There anit gonna be a wall
@caa9ify7 жыл бұрын
As a person from Arizona, people really have no idea the reality their facing. It's why it's the 49th state in education..
@unknownuser30007 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is my favorite black person on earth
@mnbr68847 жыл бұрын
I love how he claimed CNN omitted his words as his words were being broadcast on CNN.
@soylentgreen87957 жыл бұрын
To Trevor this 'president' must be the lowest hanging orange he must have ever seen
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
Are you really people?
@EdwinDPZ7 жыл бұрын
I love how you can easily find plenty of reports on the statements he said the media didn't report on.
@mrs.chancellor7 жыл бұрын
So we have to close our government to build the wall huh... not with my tax dollars😡😡😡
@ricky99la7 жыл бұрын
Love the Ben Carson impression....
@Wuingo7 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, NOBODY is buying that the black guy conveniently placed behind him is an actual Trump supporter. I mean, it is like a very low budget presidential parody movie with very cheap, bottom-of-the-barrel paid actors. It's comical, how many times did he pull that stunt off during his campaign rallies??
@wattsify0037 жыл бұрын
"Make America Ashamed and Embarrassed Again"
@DavidRamos-no4lh7 жыл бұрын
I came to see the civil war in the comment section
@marioarmia14497 жыл бұрын
bro so true! it is like people forgot that everyone has his own opinion
@jazzysmith96367 жыл бұрын
That's really sad
@sarkastikleader47087 жыл бұрын
The Commander in Contradiction is a fucking mad man. He seriously needs help...in PRISON!!!!
@liesbethdevries49867 жыл бұрын
Narcissists leave out the crucial part of the information. This is gaslighting. Confusion.
@Zabuza31907 жыл бұрын
Just let your sooooul glow!
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
Curl lookin' boy
@timothyhochstetlerdillon59087 жыл бұрын
FIX the level of audio for the outro music so we do not get blasted with loud music every time you finish speaking please and thank you.
@WolferusYT7 жыл бұрын
Yup this country is doomed. Its going tontear itself apart. I wish we still had Obama.
@anthonynycholas42306 жыл бұрын
Same here. Our only hopes are The Special Counsel, Robert Mueller III finding Russian collusion to fix the election in Trump's favor and/or Obstruction of Justice. and a pornstar, who's stage name is Stormy Daniels' lawsuit against Trump.
@pedroquintas27287 жыл бұрын
The volume of the episode is really low compared to the outro and intro. Almost burst my ears when the outro sound started.
@5749MiMi7 жыл бұрын
We are tired of this ole man ! He lies to much and the rants👎
@ashantimatthew5057 жыл бұрын
SPOT ON!
@Hoswendt7 жыл бұрын
1984
@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
That's when Trevor was born!
@juliawolfe50227 жыл бұрын
Good grief. Unbelievable.
@CrystalX3297 жыл бұрын
What's with all the rallies? You already won Trump though we're all trying to get rid of you so why are you still setting up rallies? Trump the kind of guy that gets his ass kicked in an alley and then says "let's take this outside!"
@STE4LYOURFACE7 жыл бұрын
That kid messing with his phone, that was a reflection of the entire "audience".
@vpetronzio7 жыл бұрын
how much was that black guy payed to assist the rally i wonder and teh real question how high is he?
@Sparky_0077 жыл бұрын
The bar is really being set very low...
@trentladson56687 жыл бұрын
look Tom standing paid trumper
@PogieJoe7 жыл бұрын
I love any excuse for Trevor to do his Ben Carson impression.
@elgordo21627 жыл бұрын
How many mental illnesses do you have? Donald Trump: I gottem all
@993142092117 жыл бұрын
Why full episode is not available in Taiwan??
@wellingtonsmith49987 жыл бұрын
I also feel as if I've been shot in the dick. :(
@moavic50877 жыл бұрын
1:35-1:45 the guy in the hat clearly doesn't want his friends knowing he was there lol 😂