Take A Side, Mr. President: Nazis Or Not Nazis

[@zachmiller9647]

I agree with Obama's tweet "No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite - Nelson Mandela"

[@ispearedbritney]

Why not just say you like Mandela's words? lol

[@joshuapurvis6941]

ispearedbritney I think the point is bringing up a much more intelligent president

[@GrahamChapman]

Did you just quote someone quoting someone else? >___>;

[@TeddyKrimsony]

what if the religion teaches hatred? Islam is extremely anti-Semitic

[@eddybearall]

GrahamChapman they said they agreed dah

[@ducheswannabe]

If you put your feet on the ground you can feel the earth vibrating from all the dead veterans spinning in their graves...

[@noumenon3020]

Heroin, feel free to go to talk to modern Germans and ask them how they feel about their history. A vast majority will say it's absolutely critical that we not repeat the mistakes of their past, and are watching our situation unfold with great caution. There are very few living Germans who wish to carry on the legacy of the Third Reich, and there they are viewed rightfully as terrorists and extremists.

[@parkerkwon12]

Heroin I cant tell if you're a troll or a legit dumbass. But I'll treat you like the latter and say, get fucked.

[@laurenm354]

ET Snyder Exactly

[@MegaDale42]

Gorilla Art In a reply to another comment, they claimed the guy who drove through the counter protest was trying to drive away from it. My vote's troll. edit: wow they have a lot of free time, I could barely be bothered making one comment and they seem to be replying to every comment with similar ridiculousness.

[@Tokes_eth]

The dead will rise

[@swagitudes]

Elect a clown, expect a circus

[@Evan-yz7sf]

TieFighter33 that's not what he meant.... Trump is the clown

[@tiredoffools8929]

Heroin.. WRONG.. He's responsible for the promoting the HATE FILLED RIGHT that killed an AMERICAN this past Weekend. Go fuck yourself and get the fuck out of my country.

[@1977Eelco]

I love the circus!

[@roy2net]

Feels like the Neo Nazi Circus is now emboldened, thanks Trump!

[@MN-ns1lo]

I saw a commercial for IT before this lol

[@WoWFiend2007]

Trump won't get his speech right the first two times but, hey, Third Reich's the charm, right?

[@bobbybub7139]

Bob Reeds it is a joke

[@zerowolf0006]

...👏👏👏

[@Abby-fu2wy]

Oof

[@ladonnabrock8613]

WoWFiend2005 Funny!! Haha!

[@howardgriego2272]

Bahaha

[@sassypotato2885]

Trump was missing that tiki torch for his speech

[@KhanWolf95]

Sassy Potato Don't forget my Klan sheets

[@223Drone]

@Sassy Potato TIKI brand would denounced Trump for using their torches the same why they did with the white supremacist, neo-nazis etc. and I wouldn't blame them. thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/346416-tiki-brand-denounces-use-of-torches-by-white-supremacists

[@markwilliams2620]

Sassy Potato. F-ing hilarious. Thanx!

[@kriskringle3662]

I hope Colbert reads your comment, his staff and him missed that joke, would have been the best joke in the monolog

[@mayonggak5779]

My wife was holding it in the background, believe me

[@harrisonshone7769]

Everything about this situation is disgusting.

[@margorgogo]

"No Google" What's pathetic is hiding behind a fake name when you defend a racist moron.

[@BigFry9591]

+Margo Romero racist for denouncing racism for years? Wow, how racist are you?

[@Onus6688]

Margo, it's what all the little alt right first world white boys do, they're the bratty kids that have authority issues from our generation that never had to take any responsibility for their actions and now they're festering online on forums where they can spew their shit everywhere like cowards, while their online overlords tell them how "logical" and "smart" they are for treating people like dogshit.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Atley Meow "It's what all the little alt right first world white boys do" That's racist.

[@r.m8146]

BigFry9591 trump denouncing racism for years? LOLL you're confused

[@AMcGrath82]

"If the third thing someone says about you -- unprompted!-- is 'he's not a racist' you've got a problem." ~ Colbert is absolutely right.

[@jeffphakenewz8556]

Excuse me. Excuse me! Don't interrupt me while I'm lying.

[@Top_Dawg360]

Why does Trump say "believe me" so many times?

[@meryemyanar9798]

Top Dawg because he knows he's lying and he's trying to brainwash/gaslight everyone listening to him.

[@bobbyhavens]

@Top Dawg I think all Trump`s "Believe me`s" are code for "I`m a dishonest piece of shit but please don`t call me out on it because that would be very mean."

[@kyleedwards6026]

Top Dawg because he knows we are aware of his lies

[@rojaws1183]

Because he is weak.

[@asifansari6932]

"Believe me" = "I am lying"

[@louieberg2942]

Trump equating Lee with Washington illustrates how little he understands the situation.

[@bulldogsbob]

Not it is truth many liberlas want monuments to past presidents removed for being racist.

[@louieberg2942]

If their role in history was one primarily tied to either building or maintaining racism and racist institutions such as slavery. Trump's "fears" are ill-founded, as the other people he mentioned do not fir the aforementioned category. If there are people who DO want to remove all statues of each person who ever owned slaves... then they're kinda missing the point. Washington is not a symbol of fighting to keep slavery, Lee is. It's about what such a person symbolises and the exploits for which they're honoured and remembered.

[@patrickmike2524]

Louie Berg he aught to sit down and talk with Fredrick Douglas, who he thinks is still alive

[@catherineleary9462]

Patrick Mike I heard that they play golf together ⛳

[@TheJadeMonkey666]

Washington owned slaves, Lee did not

[@jamesburgess2k]

"In a racist society it is not enough to be non-racist. We must be anti-racist." - Angela Davis

[@vvohvaelez9277]

You can be anti-racist without being violent. Hard to comprehend hey?

[@vvohvaelez9277]

Ps Who isnt anti-racist? neo nazis, supremacists and their sympathisers

[@Brewtuhl]

"Not enough" is right. Nothing is ever enough

[@FractalPrism.]

to do so, you would have to Ban All Religion.

[@pauliewalnuts100]

That's not enough of a reason to harm people simply for voicing an opinion.

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Agolf Twittler wont condemn his own klan.

[@terrellwhitman9828]

Stephen Colbert dies in a plane crash. Then his 3 children get murdered because of the hate he spreads. I have never seen a Nazi in my life.

[@drewski1535]

Good one

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Terrell Whitman whats the matter with you?

[@caesargabrielma59]

I think Trump should resign.

[@An-Islander]

Gabriel Marcu I agree with you

[@xamhehehe7888]

Gabriel Marcu Not going to happen.

[@jaegergroupracing]

He's to arrogant to resign he's just full of BS

[@mayonggak5779]

To be honest I'm only here for the White House, it's very bigly.

[@catherineleary9462]

Gabriel Marcu you THINK?

[@awoof5798]

I'm a foreigner who used to respect America's effort toward a land of freedom and equality among all man kind. Now I'm just confused. This is turning into some doomsday movie, entertaining to some extend, but it's reaching a point where it isn't even funny anymore.

[@shadowkat678]

Awoof I'm sorry to tell you this but it's not new. They've just gotten bolder.

[@ed462]

America has been trying to hide its ugly side for centuries, the world is now aware of what has been going on because of internet access. America had a very ugly side, no matter what they say, what you see is the true face of America. The devil walks the street of this country.

[@Dai313031]

Then you weren't paying too much attention.

[@IceFox28]

Awoof , If you take a philosophy class, it is rather funny how freedom is such an ambiguous term. Some philosophers that are the stepping stones of american philosophy do mention anarchy and the "rule of nature" but also being a fine line in some scenarios.

[@nicolaysalazar1939]

BenjoBanjoo "Antifa and BLM memebers have been mercilessly assulting Trump supporters for years". Care to elaborate and state your sources?

[@JCTiggs1]

"There were many sides. Many sides. Both sides. The Nazi's, KKK, very nice people, were picked on by very angry people against racism." - D J Trump (followed by a smile and nod of approval from Steve Bannon)

[@williamcortelyou4524]

JCTiggs The Normandy invasion is what beat the Nazis. Soviet loses were catastrophic and if the Nazis were able to bring in the armor and air power they used against the allies the Soviets would have been forced to surrender EVERYTHING but Moscow. Effectively losing the war in Russia.

[@xbb1024]

William Cortelyou It was the stretching of German resources across multiple fronts at the same time that beat Nazi Germany. It wasn't only the Nomandy invasion.

[@JCTiggs1]

George Walser So in your fantasy world the Allies should have fought the Nazi's with water guns and paper airplanes. Did you happen to buy a Tiki Torch recently?

[@badmudda]

So if he verbally said Nazis and antifa, instead of saying both sides, then its ok? Seriously how is denouncing both groups simultaneously constitute being pro nazi?

[@jiq9178]

George Walser lol, really? That's not what happened on D-Day, you ignorant fuck

[@MagicYoda]

Are any of these anti Stephen Colbert, and pro Trump Supporters even watching the whole video? This guy has some solid points, but all these Trump supporters are arguing with just the title.

[@porkyminch1640]

hes so fucking predictable you only need to watch one second!

[@odogwu7]

leftovers_ You are the definition of fake news

[@odogwu7]

leftovers_ Nice conspiracy.

[@slipperyquark3885]

leftovers_ I’ve seen that site before. I just thought you should know that that site is very adept at spreading fake news so that they draw in more conspiracy theorists. For example: citing a “study” that “proved” autism was linked to vaccines. It’s not a credible source.

[@odogwu7]

Slippery Quark See. Fake news

[@jamesmalik3355]

WTF??? This Guy as the american president??? WTH America? Why??? Can't anyone see the HYPOCRISY???

[@floreshopster2613]

Europeans never got it...

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

Try watching things without the Colbert/liberal propaganda filter. You might just form a different opinion.

[@msjkramey]

Homebirth Homeschool Homestead yeah, let me go get my Nazi-tinted glasses so I can understand. BRB

[@shurikendos]

what do you expect, these idiots voted for Trump, you expect a genius scientist as the president? He is a laughing stock of the world. He's old, and he's destroying his legacy piece by piece. What an idiot.

[@msjkramey]

Mike Klaus most of us didn't vote for him. This is the second time in 16 years that our antiquated electoral college has fucked over the majority voters. We need to abolish the dumb system, but unfortunately that's a long, difficult process because it would be an amendment to the Constitution. And I don't think we'll have enough Republicans on board because it's been benefiting them too much

[@RemmyCromwell]

I thought it was funny that Trump called Obama, President Obama, in this segment

[@Schwartzbruder1]

Remmington Cromwell former Presidents are still called president too.

[@diamondsmasher]

A broken watch is right twice a day. He's bound to say something formal and/or polite occasionally.

[@agirlwithdreams15]

diamondsmasher donald signed a bill to promote women in stem. One bill that wasnt bad. Though hes still a nazi

[@CelticLegend87]

Remmington Cromwell What should he call him? Barrack?

[@ed462]

Pres O has all the qualities orange disaster dreams of having but can't no matter how hard he tries. He wants to be like Pre O when he grows up

[@brantlambermont1657]

"believe me" the ultimate words of a LIAR !!!!!

[@aaronr9023]

"If the third thing something says about you, unprompted, is 'he's not a racist...'" 😂

[@Red-rl1xx]

That's one of my favorites!

[@AnnBiscuit]

Who supports Trump? Who are these people?

[@danijelb.3384]

Anya Ustinova I do. He's great.

[@KhanWolf95]

XDanijel X I don't like people who are retarded. I like people who are smart.

[@Ztormie]

Failed abortions do.

[@tsunderella5826]

+Anya Ustinova Disgruntled manchildren living in their mothers basement

[@gregfriedler2727]

Ztormie - The abortions didn't fail. They are in fact brain dead

[@sithguitarist698]

"I like to know the facts" cue hysterical laughter

[@thomasconnors4338]

When Colbert is funny he's REALLY funny. And when he's on point, he's REALLY on point. When he's both, he should be allowed to run for the President of the United States of South Carolina.

[@itsfrediguess7844]

amen brotha

[@steelpirzag1919]

They have a name for that- Governor.

[@steelpirzag1919]

@@brandensilverstar best late night comedian in America. That's the ratings.

[@notpreparedatall1524]

👏👏👏

[@elijahisbeingtorturedatblu6508]

HOW HAS HE NOT BEEN IMPEACHED?!

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Elijah IsbeingtorturedAtBlueLady The Republicans hold both houses.

[@lorestone4552]

Because having your feelings hurt isn't grounds for impeachment.

[@elijahisbeingtorturedatblu6508]

Nixon was also democratically elected, and we can now look back and see how AMAZING of a president he was. Andrew Jackson was, too. James Buchanan and Warren G. Harding were also elected democratically. You're making it sound as though democratically elected candidates can do no wrong.

[@elijahisbeingtorturedatblu6508]

Then we'll see how he handles things and if he's corrupt then he'll get impeached as well. No president has ever been thrown out of office, though, so this is all mere speculation. Throughout the conglomeration of presidents we've had thus far, none of them have been perfect, but it's plain to see that some were better than others.

[@elijahisbeingtorturedatblu6508]

No, I don't really care which party holds what. I care about science and the continuation of the human race as a whole. I'd rather Trump be president and the world be at peace than ANY democrat be elected with the way things are now.

[@fidorover]

"I wander into the Trump Tower Gift Shop for 30 seconds to buy a goddamn Zagnut bar, and holy hell breaks loose. Fuck my life." -- _General Kelly_

[@fidorover2]

😂😂😂

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

LMAO!!

[@MBA2804]

:"Alright I wrote the speech he has it in his pocket there is no way he can fuck this up. Man i need a snack" --General Kelly 30 seconds before buying a goddamn Zagnut bar

[@503leafy]

He looks so depressed.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

"General Kelly, this is an honour. What can I get you this fine evening?" (Kelly mumbles, flat eyed) "Zizzuzz buh pliz" "Beg pardon, sir?" (clearer, but dead-voiced) "Zagnut bar, please." "Alrighty, one Zagnut coming up. Can I buy you a whiskey, general, you look like a family member died." "No, I'm just wishing a colleague *would* die..."

[@annieparker4738]

Trump likes to know the facts and elephants like to fly at night.

[@drburns3273]

Annie parker watch out for elephants flying in the day though. Those are about as real as my respect for our fearless leader, Dorito Mousallini

[@rgwak]

The only thing that t'rump wants to smash harder than the media is....Ivanka. I'll show myself out now....

[@minnieshoof]

...

[@kimjongfun5427]

But the latter happens way more often.

[@vietphuongbong3441]

Annie parker Unless you are using the slang term, in which 'flying' means roughly the same as 'getting high' and 'elephants' means the damned orangutan in the house...

[@lornaginetteharrison414]

Cheers Stephen! You nailed it! Thanks for restoring this British person's faith that not all Americans are racist imbeciles.

[@ikra7749]

Lorna Ginette Harrison For me the jury's still out on that.

[@betsy3869]

The idiot in office right now lost the popular vote by 3 million. So no, not all Americans support this guy or even think remotely the way he does. I just can't believe we have to go through 3 1/2 more years of this.

[@stormwatcher59]

Lorna ~ Most of us are good folks, honest!

[@ashleyqiu6453]

Betsy Quispe #impeachment2K17

[@Miquelalalaa]

Lorna Ginette Harrison Please stop acting like you represent all British people

[@ummithinkiam7396]

We shouldnt admire those who would own others as property.

[@anthealibby3571]

Not sure where you are at here? Slave owners or commies!!? I hope the former!

[@whatgivesdude6807]

No, we definitely should not.

[@HayItsCourtney]

@@anthealibby3571 you can just say you don’t know what communism is

[@terrellwhitman9828]

Stephen Colbert dies in a plane crash. Then his 3 children get murdered because of the hate he spreads. I have never seen a Nazi in my life.

[@terrellwhitman9828]

You do not speak for black people. Understand.

[@jamesteller3491]

I'm not sure why people defend Trump in these events; every good action that he has done so far could be done better by better republicans. If you made a mistake by voting for him, it's okay as long as you recognize that mistake and make better decisions hereafter. I don't mean to try and offend conservative thinkers. It is just objective that Trump is particularly deceitful, and that he handles serious issues without reverence or dedication. He's done literally nothing extraordinary for a man in his position, nor has he attempted to go above and beyond to help his country or an entity therein. We should all want someone better than this as president.

[@patrickclemena5067]

thats actually well said. why are comments so emotional about defending him

[@jamesteller3491]

Patrick Clemena I guess people get invested in someone if they commit to supporting them. And it's hard to change because you don't want to second-guess yourself and think that you made a mistake.

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

I'm happy with him. I actually voted for Gary Johnson.

[@Jsbdhuwbxbks3]

Many of them will never do this though. Too much pride to admit that they're wrong.

[@GotNuthinOnMeh]

Marco Polo Hey :) just wondering, do you have an example of a time you appreciated his honesty? Because it looks like he lies a lot to me, but maybe I'm missing something

[@skyboards]

Sad to see world laughing at you USA. Hang in there. Love from India :)

[@bulldogsbob]

Yes laugh at the world superpower see where that gets you.

[@xamhehehe7888]

Mahesh Chivukula People chose him over an even greater evil. So don't act like you know what's going on here.

[@skyboards]

^ May be you are true, which is why I never understood why you guys dont have any 3rd party, or why you guys dont have an option not to vote for anyone. I mean we have an option called "None of the above" :P Also, just being a devils advocate here,(Since in your own words, I dont know the reality there) is she really a greater evil than the nuclear annihilation of one of your beloved cities? hard to imagine that. :\

[@TeddyKrimsony]

It's actually quite ironic XD

[@skyboards]

^ which part?

[@ascent8487]

It's Friday and he's still the freaking president. Every time he does something detestable we think it's going to be the breaking point and it never is

[@mellymel6543]

still true...

[@AlanGonzalez-ev6ur]

@@mellymel6543 :/

[@luvmibratt]

2 years later yup 45 still here😑

[@karenshaub8273]

His base has no last straw.

[@karenshaub8273]

@Craig X So if Obama was such a Freaking bad president why didn't you bring charges against him instead of waiting until he's out of office and trump starts telling you that he & Hillary are responsible for everything for everything from the advent of slavery in America to the founding of the Klan, the Great Depression, the fall of the Roman Empire, and his own nasty case of hemorrhoids.

[@wolveraspeaks]

If wishes and butts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola. My grandkids are gonna remember that.

[@christhompson9486]

Desolate Hound 😂❤❤❤

[@lucindabarnard3701]

Desolate Hound Worthy of needlepoint!

[@cdv1qa]

I'm loving these complete monologue uploads! Keep it up!

[@schoppepetzer9267]

Dear US Americans, your president is insane.

[@ronhernandez8857]

G. Washington has a city named after him yet he was a slave owner. It's a liberal hub as far as I know and no one has any problem with it. When people protested against the take down of Robert E Lee statue the radical left/antifa brought clubs to attack them, the police was told to stay away. There were many beatings reported, the Antifa thugs were all masked and it will be impossible to hold them accountable. Historical revisionism is wrong especially when there are double standards involved. But since Colbert's piece on pizzagate I know he's just pushing his agenda, facts mean very little to him.

[@MsSphinx91]

People aren't taking down statues of slave owners. They were taking down a statue of a separatist general who militarily supported the dismantling of the United States. The city had voted on it after several years of debate. Then these conservative/right wing groups poured in from other regions to protest.

[@ronhernandez8857]

Yeah it couldn't have been about slavery, because Rober E. Lee was against slavery and supported the abolition. That's why you have every right to protest, because there's nothing morally wrong in respecting 19th century war heros that just supported the losing side. And you should not beat people up for this.

[@MsSphinx91]

I don't think Robert E. Lee was a bad guy, but he did fight against his country. Why have a statue of him? He didn't just support the losing side. He supported the side that rebelled against the United States. I'm pretty sure we don't have any statues commemorating British generals from the Revolution, and I bet the UK doesn't have any statues commemorating George Washington. And some of those groups that came to protest taking down the statue were also looking for a fight and shouting "Jews will not replace us!" The portion of the protest concerning the statue was quickly followed by the Unite the Right rally, which had nothing to do with the statue itself.

[@chriseshelby7705]

its now a symbol of hatred

[@kingcolt8526]

He better get impeached

[@hollieghoyhunter6942]

i am HOSTILE if he does, it doesn’t mean he won’t stay president or won’t be able to run for re-election 😩

[@frankpeter9145]

He lost the election bigly

[@TraustiGeir]

I wonder how future history classes will view this.

[@aslightidiot]

Hopefully all the ones that were descendants of Trump supporters

[@shmurblethebirdmanbarbarian]

A joke

[@terrellwhitman9828]

Stephen Colbert dies in a plane crash. Then his 3 children get murdered because of the hate he spreads. I have never seen a Nazi in my life.

[@terrellwhitman9828]

Oh none, it is corporate rhetoric, u r just to stupid to realize it.

[@offbrandplanb]

@@terrellwhitman9828 Um pardon

[@suemckenzie579]

London loves New York. We are with you. Trump is an idiot. Well done Stephen - keep up the pressure!

[@prettyevil6662000]

By defending them so heavily, he's essentially blaming the people who got run over and beat up. WTF is wrong with this man?! Even if they didn't have a permit to congregate, you cannot think running them over was somehow justified!

[@katier8191]

Tara The counter protestors did have a permit. They were legally exercising their first amendment rights too.

[@katier8191]

tmWasted Bullshit. He couldn't wait to defend his KKK buddies, and acted like the victim's mother condoned it, when he hasn't even reached out to the family.

[@AttackOfTheBees]

Even if they'd not had a permit though, so what? I reckon some of these people watched Saving Private Ryan like "yea, but they're the ones who illegally landed on the beach"

[@BdR76]

"Sure, a Neo-Nazi plowed his car into a crowd of people, but were those bystanders really so innocent?" :\ srsly smh

[@xamhehehe7888]

BdR76 No they really weren't so innocent. Neither side was innocent.

[@rootintootincowboyputin9895]

Xam HeHeHe what did the counter protesters do wrong?

[@rootintootincowboyputin9895]

tmWasted no riot happened, only a racist hate rally and some people who wouldn't stand for nazis on american soil

[@teridawn50]

Ry Sun ...I suspect George is a troll.

[@BdR76]

"I read on Facebook that those Anti-Fa protesters had flame throwers and the driver was a democrat. And btw CNN is fake news." sigh..

[@Lochlanist]

The fact that this man became the president of America and still is the president says a lot about the nation.

[@rettela123]

So glad I live in Canada

[@Abby-fu2wy]

rettela123 I wish I wish

[@coolminecraft1457]

rettela123 hell I wouldn’t move to a different country

[@lj0339]

Even if 'waiting for the facts' wasn't an amusing hypocritical comment from Trump, wouldn't it still be the safest statement ever to just say you condemn Nazis and white supremacists, right away anyways?? Was he worried that people would challenge that they are great groups??

[@adamwest4926]

I've lived in the great state of Virginia all my life including Charlottesville. I've never been so outraged with a response from a president as I've been with this debacle. To reiterate what Stephen said last night Nazi's are bad, there is no room in this country for that level of racist hate. I commend the heroes that stood up against the alt right rally, we all need to band together and stand up to this racist blight that's festering in our country. Heal well Charlottesville #CharlottesvilleStrong.

[@hansschultze8392]

One thing is for sure, Trump creates and secures jobs in the late show industry.

[@pagesummer7628]

Lmao😅

[@amyj4106]

Hans Schultze 😂😂😂 love that aha

[@katelynfogg3841]

Got that right

[@JohnSmith-ie9qo]

Stephen doesn't need trump, just makes it easier because we have a moron as president.

[@spanish4proj]

No, those jobs were already there. All Trump does is make the writer's jobs so easy that they get bored halfway through the work day.

[@wunderful1355]

"believe me" Look where that's gotten us

[@MetteC5]

_Truzzzzt_ in me...

[@Oliwolf78]

It sure got Naruto somewhere.

[@Dreamfyre_]

He's like that snake from the jungle book

[@morwesi8576]

"Sounds like a guy suspiciously worried that racist presidents don't get statues anymore" That line gets me every time I watch this...

[@Jerricola2]

How has no one gotten rid of him yet? Does he need to publicly execute someone like fucking King Jofferey before people get it? oh my god.... are we in game of thrones? Is he our King Jofferey?

[@bulldogsbob]

Because he is only hated by the left and is surrender by secret service members you are just an idiot.

[@wisdommanari6701]

bulldogsbob surrounded

[@Jerricola2]

I can admit i'm an idiot, but I still know right from wrong, though you're welcome to think otherwise friend.

[@EmilioReyes_97]

bulldogsbob You sound like that's never stoped anyone before?

[@jaegergroupracing]

Come on CIA we've had enough already get him gone

[@antonbrakhage490]

He chose Nazis.

[@adik4309]

The ivanka slavery clothing line burned like acid through the skin...like wow Stephen going in!!!

[@hungrypenguin1560]

Technically, he said he needed to know the facts. He never said his statements were based on them.

[@w.d.k.podcast1348]

🍊 👔 👐Excuse me EXCUSE ME folks I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm biggly you're little. I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. #Impeachment2017

[@MrBoondock1]

W.D.K. Podcast Sounds exactly like him. You nailed it.

[@williamshinn1319]

🍊 👔 👐 BELIEVE ME

[@natalieross2700]

Excellent use of a Matilda quote there!

[@Mikey__R]

"I'm like a really smart person." That's an actual quote.

[@mayonggak5779]

Mikey R But I really am like a smart person, believe me I'm the closest to a smart person you ever seen.

[@henrydawkins3128]

Trump is upset because the cleaners lost his white HOOD.

[@joanthomas9890]

@Henry- That's a shame that he is upset, all he had to do was look in your closet.

[@joanthomas9890]

@Henry-All he had to do was get it back from Hilary!

[@ryanwiebrecht6529]

Maybe he will get rid of those “super predators” for Hillary

[@Chris-ex5ed]

@@joanthomas9890 ouch that was the best burn on the internet! Good job! /s

[@Chris-ex5ed]

@@brandensilverstar oh is this fake news as you people put it?

[@kaidaw6546]

Thank you, Stephen; for literally being a decent human being (which apparently is getting harder and harder now).

[@ultimatedragon8013]

HHhhh a decent hypocrite because I don't see him criticizing Biden

[@NuiYabuko]

​@@ultimatedragon8013 You're not looking hard enough then. Also nice whataboutism.

[@vsznry]

#fuckchristiannationalism @@ultimatedragon8013

[@manospondylus]

The president of the United States of America has no idea about American history. You can't make this shit up

[@josephbenito8691]

Love you Stephen!! Keep up the awesome work!!

[@phorshanoseworthy9070]

Love your show. Shout out to you for not letting that clown intimidate you. Keep up the good work.

[@CUM2america]

If these symbols represent a time we no longer live in they belong in a museum. Museums are made for exactly this kind of thing. They are a places for people to reflect and learn from the past. Why don't these towns donate them to its local museum!?

[@moooshroomdragonking1335]

CUM2america I'm sorry not etching goes into a museum

[@hallecute2]

Jiminy Christmas dude, we don't have slavery

[@hallecute2]

Jiminy Christmas how can you compare this Catalunya?

[@hallecute2]

Jiminy Christmas also, barely anyone has actual heritage in their states

[@hallecute2]

Jiminy Christmas Also, your heritage is not slavery

[@Thunderf00t]

I ALMOST SPRAYED MY COFFEE WATCHING THIS!

[@ironyelegy]

It's a solid 2022 rewatch. Love your content!

[@jenswetter251]

Re-Watching this 6 years laters, I didn't almost spray my coffee; ☕ I DID spray it, and I did it generously

[@coleswiger8762]

So, could we just quit with the stupid insults already? Saying something dumb like "All liberals are retarded" is pointless and does not make anything better. You don't gain anything from insulting people who think differently from you. So why don't we all grow up and treat each other with some respect? It isn't that hard to not be rude. It's ok to think and feel differently than other people, so please stop the nonsense.

[@jRSJH2YZxPJDKp]

Unfortunately, the hatred between the faction has caused a society to reached a point where its practically impossible to have a reasonable conversation. people does not care about the context of discussion. They only care about who is saying and if a people that is voicing their opinion is holding a different opinion from which they advocates, then expect some bloodshed. As of this moment, I feel like a conservative side is managing to hold their sense at the last grip since they at least allow their oppositions to speak (I Know they don't listen but they at least allow others to speak). But as for the Liberal side, they are pretty much helpless. Whenever they find a peoples that disagree with their belief, they quickly resort to calling them a Nazi, white supremacist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and every kind of name calling that they could imagine. The liberal administration throughout the western continent should have considered the opinions of conservative during the past few decades instead of labeling them as whatever they want to call them. Suppressing the opinions of your opposition just because you don't like it is never an answer in constitutional democracy

[@nataliejara4716]

Thank you for this reasonable comment. Gives me hope that this country still has a chance to heal.

[@dianabarnett6886]

I desperately wish more people thought like that. But anger is addictive, and this country is full of junkies. It feels like we're approaching meltdown, and I don't know if it can be stopped now.

[@luliby2309]

Thank you Cole! This really should be the top comment. These comment sections are just getting more and more insult-filled and ridiculous. We always need to treat each other with respect. If you're not treating someone with respect, then they better genuinely deserve it.

[@zhongven4ever]

Saying something like "All white people are racist" or "Trump supporters are stupid" doesn't help either. Screaming "Nazi, Racist, Sexist, etc" just to shut someone up for having an opinion is also wrong. Obviously, not all conservative are Nazi supporters. Obviously, not all white people are bad. Everyone is a different person. And that's why we have what happened today. It's not just about insult toward the liberals from the conservatives. It's vice versa from both sides. Any other than that, I agree with you.

[@castleislifekatic4146]

good to finally know that racism is ok! as long as you have a permit ;)

[@surga1000]

CastleIsLife Katic cookery

[@leerman22]

Pick a side, fascism or communism. That's the argument, and a false dichotomy.

[@RayPoreon]

"Okay" and legal are two different terms. If you intend to censor any speech, including hate speech, using the state or coercion then you're closer to a facsist than a liberal.

[@fatbrownbuffalo7027]

I'd pick Nazism over Communism, personally. But why the HELL do these leftist kooks make that the option? Ideally, wouldn't "Neither" be the American way?

[@WarOnHorror]

Bob Reeds destroys useless academic commie moocher. And may God Bless America!

[@SpookyDarling]

I DIED when he referenced Strangers with Candy!!!!!

[@MrAtlfan21]

Sure, there's violence on both sides, but does anyone here have a problem with people attacking Nazis?

[@ronniecarlson4667]

MrAtlfan21 Not me! I'm still shocked that Trump was actually defending Nazi's, KKK and White supremacist's. Shocked but unfortunately not that surprised!

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

Label anyone you disagree with as a Nazi, then proceed to do whatever you want. The good guys! Yeah sure you are.

[@hmno6244]

Heroin being racist isn't a political belief though...it's a mindset.

[@Nightstalker314]

I have a problem with double standards.

[@elreydelmundo1343]

Homebirth Homeschool Homestead well when they are flying AN ACTUAL NAZI FLAG...

[@unholydiver1095]

It is times like these where I REALLY miss The Colbert Report

[@Swatdog15]

We need a vibrant multi party political system like every other western democracy.

[@joaquin5028]

Heroin name one thing at all that works perfectly

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

I can name at least a dozen that function better than the US.

[@Cursedminecraftman]

Heroin Denmark

[@billgrandone3552]

No swatdog that is a formula for getting nothing done. Best to put the scoundrels in no more than two baskets so we can keep an eye on them.

[@HongFeiBai]

Trump, I don't know if I can get this past your spoiled childhood, but an honest media is not nice media. Honesty isn't flattery. I don't know what school you went to but honesty is the hard truth.

[@PhantomKaratOfficial]

And Trump wonders why the media cover him so negatively!

[@littleb242]

That Jabba line had me biting my wrist....lolol

[@PhobosDDeimos]

So looking at this Trump situation I feel like america is going through it's Joffrey-Baratheon-phase right now.

[@RayPoreon]

Seems more like Weimer germany to me.

[@moooshroomdragonking1335]

Rapeoreon ya with groups very similar to sjw increase and then followed buy an increase in groups based on feelings that ignore facts then the preshure of the poor. Into hate because they were not listed to

[@arnoldlayne7942]

Liberals/Democrats suffer from Munchausen Syndrome...FACT

[@karsoncompton2340]

PhobosDDeimos let's hope it doesn't take four seasons

[@zachm9202]

PhobosDDeimos Joffrey "Baratheon" . . . *Cough* Lannister *Cough*

[@karenshaub8273]

I LOATHE it when the far right keeps trying to tell me what I think and believe. Hey trump, you are absolutely wrong!

[@spareluck]

We now have an American president that is, even in the most generous terms, ambiguous with respect to Hitler's legacy. Like seriously...let that sink in for a second.

[@ellismarcelle321]

Did he REALLY justify that the "good" people in the crowd are defined as those who "had a PERMIT to be there"?!?!?!

[@boblemester2174]

I see little Donny T's point, he made a bo bo so he had to read a script and now he is throwing a fit. Someone needs to change his pants, I think it's Jeff's turn.

[@gaiusjuliuspleaser]

Exactly, Heroin. You're learning.

[@maddklown88]

Time for grandpa to be put in a home.

[@TEA-mg5eb]

@@brandensilverstar ?? Huh? What is that supposed to mean

[@SakshiKarnawat]

Congratulations on 3m subscribers, The Stephen Colbert show. Thanks for making us smile in these sad, hard times.

[@iouel]

Ignorance of the law is NO excuse!

[@carrolclark6270]

when he brags about being a big owner to a winery he forgets to tell you it was so bad it went belly-up went bankrupt

[@kihlos2768]

"How about thomas Jefferson, you like him?" is he really asking these questions wtf

[@davidedwards3361]

Pointing out past presidents that owned slaves, which WAS ACCEPTABLE IN THOSE DAYS, is a problem. It is wrong NOW, but lots of things have changed. I mean, how would you feel about a president that owned a golf resort that employed illegal immigrants and made them work 'off the clock' for no pay? Or even faked their green cards? That would be wrong by today's standards. But guess who does that?!?! Isn't that a form of slavery???

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Thomas Jefferson was a rapist

[@thingaboutit441]

The tearing down of statues aged well until 2020

[@tobikurashiki5800]

Aaaaaand...he is still POTUS. Good job, U.S.

[@joshuapollock5239]

And he does does damn good at it

[@mellymel6543]

@@joshuapollock5239 lol, no...he is not, by any stretch of the imagination, doing a good job as president

[@LivingHe11]

@@joshuapollock5239 wanna try that again but think this time.

[@clevernamegotban1752]

Harry Leslie Smith a 94 year old Royal Air Force veteran from the UK has been speaking out lately and one of the things he mentioned really got to me, he said in August 1939 him and his friends would just laugh at the newsreels of Hitler in Germany and at the age of 16 he never thought anything was going to happen. To me it reminds me of myself laughing at Trump this whole time. Now after having fought actual Nazis in WW2 he is worried that the world is repeating the same mistakes it did in WW2. The fact that a man who lived through such a terrible period is vehemently warning us of essentially repeating WW2 is scary as all hell.

[@janedmunds4218]

Thank you Stephen for making us laugh in these dark days

[@ChrisBrengel]

...and his staff was very quick to throw the president under the bus. They were in damage control immediately, with one aide telling reporters, "That was all him. This wasn't our plan." LOL!

[@henrydawkins3128]

Impeach trump.

[@denike1617]

the fact that you don't know why is proof of mental disorder. get help!

[@Cristina539]

Heroin For winning so hard, of course

[@ScytheNoire]

Imprison Trump. Impeachment isn't strong enough. He wants America to be tough on crime. Start with him.

[@billgrandone3552]

Being alive, being him. and being here in this country. Send the bastard to Russia, and while we are at it send Rupert Murdoch back to Australia. Sorry Australia but we can't stand the bastard either.

[@DJHise]

Heroin, A few of Trump's known crimes, and crimes that are reasonable to suspect: 1. [Potential] treason. There is strong evidence that Trump knowingly colluded with a foreign hostile power to undermine the democratic process, including aiding efforts of 'foreign election meddling'. This includes working with Russia to spy on his political rivals, and publicly granting Russia permission to proceed with the DNC hack. There is unending evidence of collusion, but the case for treason is arguably incomplete. It hinges on proving criminal intent before going to prosecution. Even with the emails showing a clear willingness to participate, Trump could plead a defense of nativity or ignorance. Since his hand was forced to release his emails, Trump Jr. has already taken the public position that he was a naive Russian patsy and didn't understand the scope of the problem saying he thought it was just "standard opposition research" and wasn't aware of the legal/moral implications in cooperating with a foreign hostile power to conduct cyber attacks against parts of the US government. 2. [Confirmed] Trading US policy for business favors. Trump has admitted to many conflicts of interest. Some of those expressly violate the U.S. Constitution’s Foreign Emoluments Clause. “[N]o Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under [the United States], shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.” Since he did not divest his business operations before inauguration, he has been violating the Foreign Emoluments Clause since the moment he took office. This was intentional and malicious. Trump boasted how he planned to be the first person to profit off his position as president. I can provide links to the legal literature why this alone is grounds for impeachment, per request. 3. [Confirmed] Sexual Harassment/Assault. Numerous women have testified that he has groped them without permission. Trump himself has been recorded saying he grabs them and doesn't ask permission, and that he gloats that he gets away with it because he holds a position of power over them. (Ex. Barging in on naked teenage girls in their dressing rooms, and getting away with it because he owns the pageants.) This isn't classified as "high crimes" the same way treason or emoluments are, but still carries prison time. 4. [Confirmed] Multiple counts of obstruction of Justice. First is when Trump asked James Comey to shut down legitimate investigations in favor of loyalty to Trump. Comey has an impeccable record, immediately took notes creating a paper trail, and disseminated information about that pledge among his staff back when it happened. Next count is when Trump fired Comey for investigating him. To this day, his excuses for doing this are nonsensical and cite the same reasons Trump praised Comey. It is painfully clear beyond all reasonable doubt that he was attempting to hamper the investigations he has made countless other attempts to stop. ...I won't give it a whole bullet point, but there is a separate [Potential] "Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice" charge. The conspiracy just requires a single person saying "yes" to one of his many loyalty pledges. (I say "many" because he's done this a lot throughout his business career and even has his supporters swear loyalty at rallies.) 5. [According to Trump] Since we are already covering Trump's lack of credibility and this Comey story, do you recall when Trump used a tweet to threaten James Comey? Specifically, he threatened to release tapes of their conversation. If Trump's post was taken seriously (and we assumed his threats were not empty and that recordings did exist), he should have provided those tapes per the government subpoena as evidence. Instead, Trump's posted a tweet that would make him culpable for: A. Blackmail B. Witness Intimidation C. Threats against a private citizen D. Failure to hand over the tapes would be concealing evidence E. Erasing the tapes destruction of government property (Trump ultimately admitted he was lying but in a roundabout way, and subsequently claimed no tapes ever existed.) 6. [Confirmed prima facie] Bribery. To try to derail the Trump University investigation, Trump broke federal law in connection with his foundation’s gift to to a campaign group connected to Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi. Trump and his accountants failed to disclose the gift to IRS, taking intentional measures to obscuring the recipient. That gift was received right before the ruling not to proceed with the case against Trump University-- a blatant attempt at bribery. Not that contact direct contact between Trump and Bondi was important, Trump also lied saying they never spoke. End result, Trump funneled more than $160,000 in donations Bondi's way.

[@davelee2876]

Trump looked so white without his fake orange tan in that press conference.

[@mamishable]

That is just priceless. Colbert is my dosis every day this guy makes me laugh despite the madness .... Good Job

[@LithiumThiefMusic]

Man these comments literally gave me cancer

[@mellymel6543]

do you live near a windmill? Maybe it was that...

[@urspatz6967]

I miss his monologes in the studio so much. Please come back!

[@mountcomfort740]

I can't wait for the day I can turn on the TV and not be embarrassed by our leader

[@wolfrayne8355]

You're the first to reveal this clip of Trump telling his citizens what we think. Wow. Thanks for sharing. I didn't think I could dislike him more.

[@micheletravis9057]

Awesome comment!

[@wolfrayne8355]

Michele Travis its true. I almost found myself agreeing with Trump until I watched this clip. Hate how the media is beginning to filter him and those who agree with him.

[@moooshroomdragonking1335]

Michele Travis awesome comment ffs

[@NNAATTYY1974]

7:10 worried about racist president not getting statue anymore. " ha ha ha ... I can't stop laughing !! 🤣🤣🤣

[@orchidlilly7518]

Well done Stephen!!! Thank-you

[@nickfallon4378]

WHERE DO ALL THESE TROLLS COME FROM?

[@cameronhowe1110]

Nick Fallon 14 year old kids trying to be edgy by being racist and old racists threat will die soon thankfully.

[@RayPoreon]

12 year old's guide to the internet: Everyone I don't like is a troll.

[@moooshroomdragonking1335]

Nick Fallon oh you idot the left has spent the last 10 years making them

[@BladeWinters]

calling George Washington a slave owner is not a good thing to say out loud

[@shanadir]

why? wasn't he?

[@BladeWinters]

True, it's just a bad political timing, it's a conversation that has to be had just not at that moment

[@matta6088]

I think it was a very valid point, given the leftards wanted to destroy historic statues of other people who stood for slavery. Washington stood for slavery. Will they pull down his statues? This shit is out of control. They are statues of historically significant leaders. Hi from Australia, American leftards are making a joke out of their country. Just watch the actual press conference. I watched this whole clip and it's entirely misrepresentation of what happened.

[@mezailflores3526]

You guys are missing the point. We're not just getting rid of slave owners we're getting rid of traitors who wanted to destroy&murder the union. George Washington is not perfect but he helped built America and loved America. Confederates=Nazis. Germany bans Hitler from having statues so why can't America ban Confederates from having statues?

[@nielsmichiels1939]

_"given the leftards wanted to destroy historic statues "_ Most those statues were made in the *1920's* and were massproduced. There is nothing historic about them.

[@marcmarinacci7378]

if Hitler himself told trumpf he loves him, trumpf would deliver kushner, ivanka and his own grandchildren to a death camp himself

[@joshuapollock5239]

That's ridiculous and you know it, thanks for making conservatives look better

[@Scott93312]

My God. THIS press conference alone would be the IMMEDIATE END to Biden's time in office had it been Joe Biden who made those statements.... or any other president. This is how low the Republican standards have dropped. We had four years of this insanity, and somehow, they can't find anyone more appealing than Trump to run in 2024...

[@mxdivina]

If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola! XD I laughed so hard

[@christhompson9486]

mxdivina Love that quote. 🤣❤

[@dorothyueno4014]

Trump is like a human version of two truths and a lie...

[@dorothyueno4014]

Except he's a lie. He's full of nothing but lies...

[@trolledyousilly220]

Look at Stephen’s face and body language and tell me that he could not be Tony Stark if Robert Downy jr. wasn’t. Pretty dang identical.

[@ericperry1683]

It stops when we get rid of Trump

[@MsPearl2001]

Impeach!!!

[@moooshroomdragonking1335]

Raquel House wtf is that

[@mariayout9325]

Impineapple

[@gmoneymunoz]

moooshroomdragon king go to school

[@MrRandyrocks]

For what?

[@hughg.rection3893]

Implum!!!