The Many Sins of ‘Halloween Decorations’

[@JonTronShow]

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[@Hoodied]

Erm what the smegma

[@Dyloneth]

thanks jon boy

[@IroquoisGaming]

Return of the King

[@cathalodonoghue2266]

Lub you pappi

[@sephiroth8517]

Good to see you Mr Tron

[@squitosis7536]

Bold to complain about a giant skeleton when you have a 2000$ giant GNOME

[@theblackbaron4119]

One day when the gnome perishes, he also will be a giant skeleton :)

[@Antifearn]

Damn, you commented about the gnome before I could get to it…

[@alejandromolina7270]

He still has that thing?!

[@KreuzDrache]

​@@theblackbaron4119 A skeleton yard gnome would actually be kinda dope not going to lie

[@MarsupialMason]

Listen here you lil bastard!!!

[@biggallcaps]

"I've got a BONE to pick with you! HAHAHAHAHA [machine gun fire]" Good times, Jontron. Good times.

[@forgot7en]

Those were the days.

[@LittleBigBwner]

People haven't been over in 'several' years, that was the last man and he's dead now

[@magic-soi-sauce]

I heard this in my head

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Well you know what they say, Bugsy Jackson! Every bad guy has a few skeletons in their closet. RATTLE EM BOYS! Nyeah-heheehhehea!

[@darrelsam419]

That was so long ago that I remember when Undertale first came out, there were edits of that clip with Bonetrousle played over it.

[@murraywillis4972]

Are we not going to talk about how a spider skeleton would just be a regular spider??? They have exoskeletons. There skeletons are on the outside. They are literally living skeletons.

[@thisistheendpt2]

Nooooooooooo

[@oedipamaas2067]

thats not what a literal living skeleton is

[@amentco8445]

​@@oedipamaas2067YES it IS!!!!

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

im getting conflicting information in the replies.

[@sirblue5586]

Spider skeleton is basically just a dead spider

[@SpaceAvaliable]

Thats why I put up my life size JonTron Skelton, always a crowd pleaser

[@Redbikemaster]

Now with bone beard

[@sethkeown5965]

And a GUN in iys hand!!

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Not as good as the 12 feet tall one

[@Cavemanjason]

@@sethkeown5965 right next to my giant $2000 gnome

[@sheepersouls9898]

Skeleton gun

[@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted]

I drive by a house that has a crazy scene going on with a group of skeletons. Every week they change the scene. I've seen them play poker, tennis, paint the house, and show random presentations at a science fair. The sets are amazing

[@MystralThunder]

That's just awesome!

[@wolfekupo5651]

does it have a 15ft Skeleton? There is one I take my dog past, this year they also have a 15ft Witch

[@Jamlord2061]

the snail thing would work better if it was living snail in human skull

[@Jamlord2061]

okay maybe a small human skull

[@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted]

@@wolfekupo5651 No but if drive the other way to work there absolutely is a huge skeleton (kept out year round of course)

[@Halo4InSkyrim]

Clearly we lack the imagination to imagine a really talented necromancer who really only knows about human anatomy, but has been wanting to branch out his talents so he just kinda guesses at other animals.

[@kenjen9861]

I had a similar thought: design these skeletons of otherwise boneless creatures to be a necromantic abomination of various bones from other, bone-in creatures that are assembled to look like the boneless creature.

[@WeAre-2Gone]

... -- -- -- ...

[@IvanTheHorrible]

Human anatomy: female girls have low testosterone! 😱

[@MattXShaver]

I love the idea that all of the giant skeletons will some day end up in a landfill and then thousands of years from now someone will dig them up and think ancient beings were giant plastic people

[@jacobkrakowski]

Honestly now I'm surprised not a single person who fell for buying those giant skeletons. Tried to pass it off as a skeleton of big foot as a joke or something.

[@rocksteady9826]

Howard Stern did a radio broadcast one time where he described one of the co hosts' nose as being so large that when aliens dug up his skeleton in the future, judging by the nose size they would have thought we were 40 ft tall, it was funny as fuck lmao

[@Savyon0]

Considering how full of micro plastics real people already are, it would not at all surprise me if the year 4000's version of "Ancient Aliens" has at least one episode on how people suddenly became giants in the early 2000s, citing the 12 ft skeleton landfills\burial grounds as "proof".

[@LordBigSlime]

Might be the most "Old man yells at clouds" video I've ever seen from JonTron and I really hope he does more.

[@patricklewis9787]

I will admit it was pretty tacky

[@ryouma1717]

i do agree with him though a restaurant/cafe is not a good place to put your pussy pumpkin on full display at

[@purplezillaz]

omg that really is his channels vibe 😂

[@sebastianvidela8260]

When the comment is better than the video

[@nolancho]

For real. Think of the alternative.

[@swoomyswoom3455]

I feel like we'll have another year of this type of Jontron video and then we'll enter a new phase

[@purpledragon1945]

lets hope its longer videos, im sick of these barely 15 minute bites

[@Emperor_Oshron]

one of my favorite uses of the "lawnchair skeletons" idea that i saw once as a kid was instead framed as skeleton drivers after a low-level car crash, where they collided without injury and a skeleton cop was writing up a ticket

[@Mr.Marbles]

the skeletons themselves are great, you can come up with so much stuff. if you are creative. which most people arent. boo

[@DestinyKiller]

I have a life size werewolf skeleton. He was sitting in my backseat but I needed it today so now he's at my kitchen table

[@tiger5869]

@@Mr.Marbles AAAAAAA

[@nicolevanherwynen4798]

I've literally never seen this before. I have to wonder if it's a regional thing.. 🤔

[@Emperor_Oshron]

@@nicolevanherwynen4798 there's definitely plenty of "lawnchair skeleton" decorations around my current neighborhood--i remember it being mostly of the kitschy kind in my home neighborhood: cotton cobwebs, stickers/cut-outs in the windows, rubber bats and spiders hanging from strings, that sort of thing. the skeleton displays have pretty much always been a thing, at least in my lifetime, but they're definitely more prolific these days. my own recent (and/or forthcoming) decorations have been DIY stuff--i got an official Sonic plushie and physically painted it to look like Sonic.exe, and i acquired a scary rat decoration from Party City a few years ago with the intention of repainting it to look like a Rattata, but i have yet to actually do that :P

[@Legoguy9875]

7:27 As much as I agree that the use of skeletons is extremely oversaturated, I won't lie - that house with the giant skeleton head and arms erupting from the roof and walls goes so hard. I can't even begin to imagine how long it took to set that up, but the result was worth it.

[@gotgunpowder]

imagine arguing skeletons are overused on halloween. that's literally the one time using them is warranted.

[@qv43v]

​@gotgunpowder when everyone has the same 12 ft skeleton it's lame. It IS overdone.

[@Akanoyoru]

I got a skeleton falling out of a tree, another sitting there laughing at him, and one popping out of a pile of leaves :3

[@icantthinkofanythingclever5979]

727 When you see it, When you see it! 727!

[@totallynoteverything1.]

@@gotgunpowder how about a skeleton with a little bit of flesh still on it?

[@gingerpotter21]

Jon trons subscribers: He's alive, HE'S ALIIIIVE

[@harbingerwolf1179]

Fun fact: Those tufts of feathers on top of owls are actually called plumicorns

[@JeffreyThrash]

Majestic.

[@why9541]

​@@JeffreyThrashInspiring, even

[@Danthemighty1985]

Fun fact: I'm dumb, and I believe that.

[@JaredGenesis444]

that just made my plumicorn hard

[@unlucky427]

The more you know..

[@Mister-Red]

13:14 "You can't traumatize me further" Proceeds to be traumatized further

[@sigruine6667]

I'm glad Jon can muster up enough content to feed his Chipotle and canned beans addiction for the rest of the year!

[@ethonzianch129]

I MISS THE FESTIVELY TOPICALLY THEMED JONTRON INTRO SONGS, WHY GOD WHY MUST WE GO WITHOUT THEM

[@PintoRagazzo]

I can't believe JonTron managed to release a Halloween video before Halloween.

[@davidordaz5251]

Yeah surprised i am lol

[@mooncommittee]

now this is a storyall about how when i uptgrade my rig to SLI but then i accidentally burned out my processor and now the halloween video's a couple days late.. oh no..... i Really BIT THE BIG ONE AGAIN

[@SkullModder]

I can, it was clearly rushed. honestly felt like his most rushed video, first one I started watching and skipped.

[@The_Petrichor]

Jon, it's time. We need another "How to Play" video. This time of Valve's brand new game, TF2.

[@gabhug-rl3ix]

That game's much too old.

[@that1cr33p]

0:11 Among Us Jumpscare

[@eatingmage603]

Starting Halloween off with a fright

[@frankyboy8513]

A sussy halloween

[@Quinnsek]

Among us

[@darealboiok3803]

So freaking sussy amogus

[@CluelessHadi]

Made me have an oopsie

[@scrafy3160]

I'll admit, "Jon has beef with skeletons" was not on my bingo card for this year

[@robbiewalker2831]

You forgot the “Skeletons with the Gun in their Hands”, which he rejected?

[@fuzzytransmissionman]

Many skeletons wish they still had beef....

[@Trismegistosquintoimperio]

Oh, John! My sweet boy! No Xmas episode this year? OOOOOOH, why do I lie!!

[@Grabehn42]

I love how the "skeletons are overused" was accompanied with THE most hardcore "skeleton's everywhere" house with giant hands, like... was that supposed to support your argument? THAT HOUSE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL!

[@QQnowQQlater]

Yeah! I bet that guy who did it is a blast at parties too. You might have a good time and should hang out with all of his decorations and have conversations with them... while he watches.

[@RacingStripeAV]

If we're talking about 7:27, that's an AI image.

[@Monkchelle_Kongbama]

@@QQnowQQlater parties are boring

[@DareDevil_00I]

How tf would you even put that into storage, that would literally just be a Halloween house

[@IISeverusll]

ThTa hOuase lOkOsk sO fuCkIijnG COlOl hUrR DuRrr *mouth breathing noises*

[@noahbarber887]

I’d really like to know the mystery of what happened to your amazing intro, it was beyond perfect and my favorite opening song to any medium, bring it back Jon please

[@TimeMovie93150]

THIS!!!!!

[@canag0d]

“Why are the skeletons always day drinking?” Well… I assume it’s because you are viewing these decorations during the day. Go during the night and they’d be night drinking.

[@DanJ94]

Debunking/roasting 5-min crafts is my favorite genre of video, but JonTron was not the creator I thought I needed to do it. More of the last 3 minutes of this video, please!

[@gonfreeccs1834]

Yeah he whipped that out KNOWING it would be gold

[@jenvalzinaaccaliahavinoth2226]

i love jontron, i miss his gaming stuff :( his new content is still fun, but i also wish he posted more frequently

[@davidordaz5251]

Same here..

[@KadsNirvana]

Internet Historian Fans: First Time?

[@alexv3372]

@@davidordaz5251 me too..😔

[@catcalicoman]

@@KadsNirvanamicheal reeves fans 😞

[@catcalicoman]

@@ThatRipOff I actually believe bro could become huge only if he uploaded more like his shit is a lot better than mr breast

[@isaacjohnsen867]

I always love when I check this channel for the first time in a year, and I can still watch every upload in one night.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

Every year I come home with another 12ft skeleton. Every year, I vow this time I will move it from the woods after Halloween is over. Every year, it's gone missing of it's own accord by the dawn of November 1st. Sometimes I wonder where they go. Sometimes I wonder when they will show back up. Sometimes I even convince myself they won't come back. Every year, I come home with another 12ft skeleton.

[@angel-logic9102]

This is the greatest short horror story I have heard all year.😂

[@Roserae16]

I love the implication that they're leaving of their own accord and definitely not that they were helped 😂

[@lolotheobserver2696]

post this on r/nosleep

[@purplefern6010]

A beautiful mini creepy pasta

[@nooneinparticular5273]

1:17 Does an octopus skeleton make any sense? No. Not even a little. Does it look like it would fit right in on a metal album cover though? Absolutely. And if it would fit in on a metal album cover, I give it a pass as a Halloween decoration. I hold this as a universal rule.

[@CursedShrine]

Yeah, I find it so strange how many people get up in arms about scientifically incorrect animal skeletons as Halloween decorations. It's not like spooky stuff is well known for following the rules of science. ...That snail with a skull for a shell is sick, far as I'm concerned.

[@nooneinparticular5273]

@@CursedShrine Agreed! I mean, I know Jon is exaggerating for the sake of the bit. "I don't like it personally, but I won't get actually bent out of shape over it in real life" doesn't really play well for a comedy video. Still, that skeleton butterfly was also cool as hell.

[@dontIookunderthebed]

There’s an awesome huge horse skeleton and carriage on my neighbors lawn right now

[@janettacollett5526]

I actually have it, I saw it said “that’s sick but anatomically incorrect” and bought it to go along with all my others. I also have the skeleton of a rubber duck and teddy bear.

[@notafan1139]

Remember when Jon would watch spooky movies or play a game and not just watch mojo top 10 us into submission

[@brentatticus7959]

I was so excited for our usual jontron special, really disappointed this year

[@FleshlyDelight]

@@brentatticus7959 Yeah, same. I get the feeling the Christmas one won't be much better.

[@Joshua2444-d3b]

Yeah, I expected better then some editor reliant video where he looks at Halloween decorations for 13 minutes and 32 seconds

[@MelodicMethod]

13:32 "Spooky Poop Skeleton market sales" graph is for serious business on the inter-tubes....i tell ya what!

[@RobZoid1]

Not enough Jontron this year, you got to step it up buddy.

[@timothymabe8256]

We got our annual low effort video! Yippee

[@TheOnlyValken]

This one just kind of felt like punching down

[@2fortcow]

agreed this video was kind of mid

[@DKF_oli]

@@TheOnlyValkenpunching down against who? the extremely marginalized group of people that unfortunately spend their disposable income on tacky holiday decor ? Or worse - the ones who aren’t able?! 😮

[@ELEcomments]

@@timothymabe8256 It's always such a disappointment when Jon puts out filler content. Like we wait around for so long sometimes just to get our fix of jonny boy and he comes out talking about inflatable skeletons?! *Sigh* guess I gotta wait another six months for a top tier JonTron video. I know it'll happen, just the extra wait hurts my soul.

[@eelobrian6727]

2024 Christmas special, where are youuuuuuu???

[@zignitz]

Jontron pointing at spider skeleton "This is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever seen" (sign with arrow pointing at spider skeleton labeled "Literal Coolest Thing Ever"

[@ronevans9343]

Yeah I want one lol

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

both things can be true.

[@VanChroe]

"It's so dumb... but it's so cool! But it's so dumb!"

[@kordthenord]

Are we gonna forget about the 8.5ft $2,000 Garden Gnome? I didn’t forget Jon, I will never forget.

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

The worst part of the giant skeletons is all the giants they had to debone to produce those things.

[@ronburgundy244]

6:30 So fun fact, one of my aunt's neighbors has one of those and it has been up since Halloween of last year. They sometimes decorated for other holidays and it has essentially become a landmark we use to find her house whenever we drive down.

[@error2254]

Lol we've had one up at my house since last years halloween, he's missing an arm now and my mom still won't let me take him down😭

[@ronburgundy244]

@@error2254 Would you happen to live near Ocean City? Because the one owned by my Aunt's neighbor is also missing an arm.

[@scarletbard6511]

0:57 "Skeleton Creep" was just my nickname in high school, Jon,

[@joepederson2371]

10:50 I work for government and I can assure you, this product has the Department’s contract section locked down in terms of customers.

[@Scorpshee]

He has come when we needed him most.

[@endobro-ym9vv]

Like always

[@BenInstaLITGames]

No Diddy

[@Name_Not_Include]

He had returned from his regular hibernation.

[@seg162]

@@BenInstaLITGames full Diddy

[@BenInstaLITGames]

@seg162 You might be on to something

[@Scarfy101]

3:20 is such an unironically good and seamless transition

[@kinglaffey8174]

So what

[@shapesbb]

Smooth transition i did skipping the ad

[@swalotttt]

“Rent’s coming up, better make another video of me looking at google images!”

[@sweetsweet4390]

Lets see you look at google images

[@zom8680]

Lets see Paul Allen look at Google images

[@MrSteelballer]

Hot dog that made me laugh harder than this video 😂

[@retrodadstl]

Fr😂

[@angusrosecranz4178]

The real horror of halloween is the rampant alcholism in the skeleton community

[@SamuraiGuy]

They can't destroy a liver that doesn't exist.

[@loyalik]

0:11 GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@TeamBelmont91]

*CEASE.*

[@emekaamadi8699]

Amoomug us

[@lindend7984]

NONONONONONO

[@misfitlife1866]

I was waiting for that sound

[@mildly_man1901]

2020 took a toll on us all.

[@rossini138]

6:06 You’re the first person I’ve ever heard say “no pun intended” when they’ve actually made a pun

[@Kolblue]

Owls, in fact, do have ears, even though you can't see them. What's interesting is that they're offset, one being lower down the side of its head than the other. This allows them to distinguish whether noises are below or above them.

[@furiousdestroyer2.050]

10:28 triggered my helldivers PTSD

[@frenzyproductions]

Wow he really cried about fairly creative skeleton decorations for three minutes then punctuated it with an ad. Thanks Jon, what would we do without you

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

I think the lawn chair thing is just the easiest way to set up the skeleton where it won't fall over.

[@mmaarr906]

Jon calling out people who buy the 12ft giant skeleton, when he himself bought an 8ft tall garden gnome, is peak irony.

[@Pantheraleo1545]

For $1,999 mind you

[@Gyroman_002]

"This is heartwarming" Proceeds to suplex and audibly pop it.

[@RegalOrb]

A new JonTron. This is a Halloween treat

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

I don't know why, but JonTron doing an almost all day Halloween video game themed long play of games like Clocktower, or just playing some of the old games he used to review or enjoyed and just talk about how much they mean to him, would be a good video in my opinion.

[@TheArchivistArchive]

I also hold out hope that Jon will do 'anything' videogamey again on the channel.

[@14Zee88]

The deadlines closing in on this christmas video Jon

[@IbexGundyr]

The sweetest treat I could have gotten this season

[@daedlus1220]

Ah, my twice a year analysis of things I never thought twice about (and things I wish I had never seen) from JonTron. Perfect timing.

[@DAuthoR]

what do you mean by that?

[@konntent2462]

I love you Jon Tron. Over the years you've gotten me through school, family troubles, depression, and general dark times. I first became a fan when you made your flex tape video and from then on I've seen almost all of your videos (only ones I haven't seen are your super old videos from like 14 years ago). You have brought me immense joy and My day gets infinitely better when I see that you've made a new video. I love you Jon Tron and I thank you for your comedy that has made my life better. God Bless man!

[@oshwaflz]

damn i feel old, the flex tape video is 7 years old man I remember when that was jon transitioning away from his old content...

[@GIGAFAT3]

I was never into Halloween at all as a kid but as a teacher seeing my students ball out on some dope costumes has brought me back into it

[@seigeengine]

Most of my costumes as a kid were hand made, and I ain't talking cosplay. I was a shower once. A SHOWER.

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

Blud was actually karate kid

[@falloutfart9917]

@seigeengine My costumes varied but in the late years I was doing it myself. Like I think on my sixteenth Halloween I just grabbed a leather jacket, combat boots, an old combat helmet, a spray painting mask and some gift shop goggles to be a post apocalyptic survivor. Lazy yes, creative also yes.

[@agentorange3774]

@@falloutfart9917 Not trying to trying to interrupt your self congratulatory stroke session but “creative”? Using that word pretty loosely here.

[@falloutfart9917]

@agentorange3774 Fair, I was just saying creative for a last minute thing

[@WhitePride8383]

Every now and again when I feel a bit down I go back to the Banjo Kazooie JonTron episode and skip to the Whitney Houston bit. Always cheers me up 🤣

[@Darth234Ravenous]

AND IIII-HOLY SHIT! WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME, GODDAMMIT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

[@stormiexnights]

For me it's the goosebumps videos and are you afraid of the dark. They're so nostalgic for me.

[@R3DMAN451]

Good to see John come back for all of what feels like a fucking minute for the check and bail again

[@elmangodefuego5526]

8:23 OH THEY BONING 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 x5 BAD TO THE BONE RIFFS

[@SweetVermillion]

JonTron, I like to think of the skeleton animals as the result of a lonely bored necromancer. Just putting random spare parts together - "like, yes, this looks like a butterfly. Let's make an octopus without the one hard parts of their bodies... Because I don't have any beaks laying around right now."

[@GleeChan]

Seamless transition from content to ad, Mr. Tron. Completely seamless.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

Sorry Jon but we love the giant skeletons in our area. We've spotted 3 that are up all year and the owners repurpose them not just for official holidays but other events like football season. It's always a joy noticing the skeletons have changed.

[@gotgunpowder]

Sorry buddy but if you buy something I don't like you've actually been brainwashed and do not have your own opinions.

[@SamuraiGuy]

Even before the skeletons, one of the farms in our area will spray paint a couple hay bales with different designs. They've done the logo of our state's NFL team, they've done a snow man, and they've done a baseball (along with a giant baseball bat). It's really cool to drive past and see them.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

Plot twist: those skeletons weren't "put up" at all.

[@The_Pale_Boy]

9:23 That tackle caught me off guard 🤣

[@trousledbones7182]

Loved Jon's videos for a long time, just did a massive binge watch of them all starting from Daikatana, but this... this just sounds like you're an old man yelling at people having harmless fun. XD

[@ElValuador]

Trick or treat? Nah, it’s JonTron.

[@jstar3382]

4:58 I got A GOOD ONE. From my neighborhood. Had 2 skeletons with lawn mowers, one with a bag collecting bones, a bunch of random bones behind them, with 2 other skeletons running away with one halfway under the lawnmower. Amazing

[@seigeengine]

The idea of a necromancer who really loves octopi cobbling one together out of bones to reanimate is delightful. OF course it wouldn't be a zombie. Those are smelly and rot, and don't even get me started about trying to preserve them and how that'd smell.

[@CaptainSouthbird]

13:08 "And it got up anyway, which defeats the purpose"

[@ootfan7882]

*GOD!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@munkimoto2294]

I was really high walking around my neighborhood and got convinced I kept looping in time because every time I looked up from my phone, I happened to be walking by the only four yards with skeletons in sunglasses in red foldable chairs

[@madamek8656]

I can’t lie, I kinda dig the lawn chair skeletons. They give a very delightfully trashy vibe similar to corny used car dealership commercials

[@iterativegrowth]

9:38 middle one can colonize me

[@na-ky8ou]

​@Doomguy-ei3bp Yeah, degenerates feel a little too much protected by online anonymity nowadays, and this is something we should change..

[@niatscreations4913]

@Doomguy-ei3bp the diddy effect

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

The middle wine mom, or the goth girl?

[@reecetreu]

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[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@niatscreations4913 grow up.

[@aidan_548]

7:52 so glad you brought this up, I've been seeing more and more, I thought I was going crazy 😂😂😂

[@TyphoonTYUIOP]

I'm already waiting for the Christmas Edition

[@yukiqwq4729]

same

[@Antifearn]

I’m looking forward to seeing the twerking Santas and inappropriate snowmen.

[@rgw7345]

Jontron is the real reason to look forward to the holidays.

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

8:14 My neighbors probably do. You can't see their lawn through the army of inflatable decorations...on ANY holiday. I don't want to disparage them too much because they are super nice (the dad shovels everyone's driveway when it snows), but they sure give me an _impressive_ view from my kitchen from October to March.

[@Joeyisagonnawin]

Hey, Jon! I heard you were pregnant and wanted to congratulate you! Merry Christmas!

[@shrippie-4214]

No One: JonTron making a video at the end of the month to meet questionable sponsorship obligations

[@tekkaikenmega509]

Happy Halloween to all you scissormen and clipperwomen out there

[@_S_P_A_C_E_M_A_N_]

"skele-sin" "No pun intended" Jon In what other circumstance would you utter that phrase in that way?

[@TheRedThirst]

The only giant skeleton I’ll accept is the one that looks like High Lord Wolnir from Dark Souls 3 coming out of the ground

[@4thSurviver]

That's a risky decoration choice. People will instinctively start smashing his gold bracelets. Its gonna cost a fortune to keep replacing them.

[@seigeengine]

I just thought "Skeleton King" then I thought "give them the authentic butcher experience and when they ring your doorbell, sprint out at them with a giant cleaver while drenched in blood.

[@blondmop92]

12:00 Jon continues his trend of depicting his torturous death for our amusement.

[@ThatOneGuyYouSawAMonthAgo9576]

Congrats on the baby Jontron

[@stupidmangoz]

Poor kid.

[@zachkinglsey2271]

10:38 Why isn’t Frankenstein’s monster eating Frankenberrys??????? MISSED OPPORTUNITY

[@yeahimsans]

4:31 heya, that's me.

[@rrrandommman]

"Success on this one, still implies failure" Words I will live by.

[@violettaeve]

Every half year he shows up and I fondly reflect on how he’s still alive living his john-life.

[@lolmeister9764]

Let's all be honest, that was one smooth-ass ad transition

[@captainchaos1741]

Been stuck in the rain with no phone service or FOOD for about 4 hours. Just got back and you already know I'm gonna watch this with a hot drink and a snack by the fire 😤😤😤

[@DolphinSMG]

wtf were you doing? looking for bigfoot?

[@captainchaos1741]

@@DolphinSMG got lost

[@rjevans2728]

4 whole hours!!?!

[@DolphinSMG]

@@captainchaos1741 Do you live in Alaska?

[@captainchaos1741]

@@DolphinSMG No I was on holiday in Thailand and got lost on a drive

[@NamedSword]

I like when people dress the skeletons up for different holidays and stuff. Its fun

[@MarcYanruw]

Gone for how long and you came back with this?

[@SurShuru]

Barely a month

[@MarcYanruw]

@SurShuru thanks lol i didn't know he had a vid out earlier

[@flmalegre]

5:20 Jon, if I were a reanimated skeleton, devoid of all obligations for the rest of my undead non-life? I'd be drinking 24/7 baybeeee let's goooooooo chug chug cHUG CHUG CHUG

[@GoatTheBomb]

That tropical skeleton didn't have a mai-tai. It had a mai-die.

[@CampDweller]

I miss your gaming reviews and cameos on oneyplays.

[@theREELdogman]

13:26 billions must tnd

[@ROOFTOPGUY]

We’re so back

[@theREELdogman]

@ROOFTOPGUY we never left, Got Mit Uns

[@MagnesVestergaard]

Based.

[@EnderCraft-ko3wd]

Repent of your sins

[@finnconnelly9983]

Ad ends 4:25

[@darkandedgy1457]

Ty

[@n2oshotandironman]

Thanks king

[@atedalynvlog5975]

MVP

[@matty8952]

Thank u

[@AkhilSoman7]

All heroes don't wear capes 😊

[@bobjoey3142]

should play some old video games or review sometime again, if you're still into it

[@KizuatoSFM]

10:45 "Skeleton with a Tiara while sh-ting on a Pink toilet" Huh.... Could've been worse. What if the Head comes out of the pink toilet with a phone glued to it's face? God help us.

[@notalltoointeresting]

Damn JonTron budget cuts, only a green screen set now