I Tried to Guess what the Weirdest TEMU Items Do

[@JonTronShow]

Everyone will get $100 coupon bundle by clicking here to shop my picks, including exclusive deals for new Temu app shoppers: temu.to/m/u4xprerzojh Or search “Jontron” in the Temu app to apply ✅ Click to get First-time Temu app users exclusive free products: temu.to/m/ubkm4aca84f

[@bugsandsnakes]

Yall please don’t actually shop temu 🫣

[@bonjovirocks24]

The TEMU APP IS CHINESE MALWARE!!! Do not download this!!!!

[@Grachtnakk]

That's pathetic

[@Val_ayh]

As much as I despise Raid, Temu is probably even worse because they don't even try to hide the fact the sell scam products...

[@gotgunpowder]

@@bugsandsnakeswhy? because they sell your data like literally every other website on the internet?

[@snekks7497]

Buying from temu is like playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets.

[@WorasLT]

And its Makarov pistol ...... which is semi-automatic.

[@BBBrrrr]

@@WorasLT and there are actually 7 bullets somehow

[@RadarHawk]

5 bullets and a blank

[@Sir_Platypus_VII]

Id rather play russian roulette with 6 bullets than buy from temu

[@weegaboo]

And 5 chambers.

[@dimitryryutta]

A temu ad? This is what you get when you wish for a new JonTron episode using the monkey's paw

[@SnakeEater776]

I mean temu apparently doesnt check their sponsors so wouldnt shock me if jontron did this to take the piss out of them and added the link just in case since id never heard of temu and everything in this vid made me want to stay away

[@DimbleBimble]

The monkey’s prawn.

[@brawksolid6285]

The monkey's knight.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

​@@SnakeEater776 Pretty sure he just took their money and made fun of them here lmao

[@aweso100]

*Ad Edit: OP originally put "add."

[@skibbitybebop]

Well there's our 2 Jontron videos for the year done already

[@Sarahm2261]

Remember to set your watch for the next jontron video

[@theavenger2378]

​@@Sarahm2261 my watch doesn't have long enough batteries...

[@DonTonSoup]

Nah just wait until he runs out of money again and needs to do a mobile game ad.

[@Ahahbsh665]

I am concerned too

[@Ahahbsh665]

​@@theavenger2378let the man coke

[@CrazyClara101]

Reminds me of the episode of iCarly where they advertised those horrible shoes that caught on fire randomly and they were like "perfect for roasting weenies!"

[@_V.Va_]

*_T E C H F O O T_*

[@keepitclean8791]

What did Dan Schneider mean by this?

[@MikeCrain]

The funniest joke of the video is partnering with Temu. lmao

[@colinsmith6263]

Glad you said it lol

[@smoothshot9562]

Yea feels like he’s phoning it in tbh

[@loveableheathen7441]

Nah the funniest joke was when he propagated white replacement theory 😹

[@villyintheflesh]

in case it wasn't obvious, Jon has always taken sponsorships from anyone and doesn't discriminate as long as the pay is good. Whether or not you think that makes him a bad person or not is up to you. Some people want their favorite influencers to be ethically conscious and take sponsorships only selectively, whereas Jon views it as more of a business. Personally, I don't hold anything against entertainers who accept sponsorships. Consumers should accept more responsibility and stop buying anything that influencers promote anyways. These influencers are not your friends, and every single one of them produces content for profit.

[@Condemed2rules]

Honestly, maybe not the greatest choice partnering with the sketchy Chinese company that 100% steals people's info.

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

The things sold on Temu are like those batshit mobile game ads, except they're actual products.

[@bcj842]

That's how mafia works

[@KaladinVegapunk]

I'm just always glad when he makes videos that aren't just lifted straight from Redlettermedias back catalog hahah, edged weapons, sos, how to get revenge, skateboard kid, obviously he puts his spin on them but they deserve more views for being one of the most well known channels by literally every creator That said, I've got some solid crap off temu, cables, gloves for work, leashes, it isn't all sillt garbage

[@AngryAlfonse]

@@KaladinVegapunk I mean that lie detector looks promising, although I definitely won't be using it for its intended purpose...

[@Top10WizardReviews]

​@@KaladinVegapunk That's like saying only one person is allowed to write a book on WW2. But yeah, RLM is your best friend and you should attempt to belittle those who dare review the same videos that have existed for 30+ years because they did them "first". Oh, by the way, cross reference movie reviews with RLM and other KZbin channels and see that they were almost never the first to touch upon them. Step away from the gates son, you're doing an awful job keeping them.

[@balsalmalberto8086]

The manufacturing hub of the world missed the memo: Just because we can doesn't mean we should

[@srkibble]

I don't feel I can criticize Jon too much for partnering with Temu, considering I can't imagine a single person leaving this video with any desire to shop there.

[@josephschulte9375]

You know, that’s a good take

[@Timmysteve]

TEMU bought multiple ads for the superbowl. That's multimillions. This company makes embarrassing amounts of business and unfortunately advertising is very effective on consumers.

[@851852093114208513]

@@Timmysteve - Wrong, Temu bought the same ad for the Superbowl like 15 fucking times

[@chrisprilloisebola]

@@Timmysteve fax, they spammed it

[@SM-ok3sz]

Nearly every product looked dangerous. Are there any Temu products that won’t burn down your house or give you cancer?

[@sakaraist]

JonTron - "thank's for sending us stuff Temu." Temu - "Lets get rid of all this random shit that no one wants".

[@TheStevenlhargrove]

says someone who has obviously never used temu becuase thats literally what they do with everyone. So its not what no one wants its what everyone wants

[@jonahbrown5669]

​@@TheStevenlhargrovecool.

[@Tr3yM34]

@@TheStevenlhargrove every product was cheap and looked like crap, are you a real person or a braindead temu ad? its like you didnt even watch the video

[@seymourbuttz6419]

​@@TheStevenlhargrovefound the Temu plant

[@TheStevenlhargrove]

@@seymourbuttz6419 lol I’ve never used temu. That’s just what it is though haha.

[@KorpKyuuSama]

Jontron: You can get this items for free! Me: Nah, i'm good. :D

[@ConeJellos]

This items.

[@KILLERONROAD]

For real, these all look like absolute garbage lol

[@mrshmuga9]

The moai one seems like a neat toy, but there’s no way I’m giving them my info.

[@ryanwood6754]

i will never understand why people are so hyped about buying cheap dangerous knock off crap from these websites

[@Rusty849]

I ain’t giving my email to China

[@HyperfixatationInc]

If you arent already aware: Temu is currently being sued by a class action and the US government for security breaches. Once the app is on your phone they can access every piece of data available. Just because Jon was sponsored doesnt give them credibility, they're not a safe company. Edit: okay since I need to spell it out for people with crayons apparently: I made this comment because the video is about Temu. It is not about Facebook or Google or tiktok. Some of us are able to stay on topic and still have some level of media literacy. Temu is specifically dangerous because they are not an American company therefore do not have to follow American safety procedures like Facebook does. Facebook has already been in front of congress, but since Temu is based outside of the US, that's not how this works. Warning people about Temu ISNT FEARMONGERING it's informing people about an app that is considered malware by literally every software developer you will speak to. Temu specifically is not a necessity. You cannot live a functional life in 2024 offline, you don't NEED social media and can be total happy offline, but your social life WILL be severely stunted. Even your professional life in some cases since a lot of jobs require LinkedIn. Temu on the other hand is literally not necessary to anyone. Please educate yourself on how the world works. You cannot continue to be this fucking brain dead in the year of out lord 2024.

[@Toderra]

I use it often and I'm fine lol. Use middle-men when shopping like CashApp Pay or PayPal and your banking info is safe. If they do steal any of our info then I guess we're gonna have a real yummy lawsuit to join in on. But Google and everything already has my info, what more can they possibly steal?

[@miscellaneousmedia3753]

not defending them, but it's not like the US feds can spy on your phone and your phone isn't constantly listening via your mic... oh wait...

[@itsOZone]

im with you, but dont act like facebook and other apps arnt doing the same thing. FB has been sued multiple times and nothing comes of it becuz the senate has no idea what an internet is.

[@aus-li]

@@itsOZoneNot just them. AMC was also “sued” for stealing private info. You can’t escape any major company and people are dumb enough to think that they can. And the US is no different than China when it comes to info, they’re basically twins.

[@HyperfixatationInc]

@@itsOZone yeah, but Temu is considered actual malware. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc all function off very complex advertising and tracking algorithms: cookies. Which I'm not saying is BETTER, but the way Temu just straight up infects your entire phone, has been shown to record phone calls, read text messages, read emails, is a whole different level of data harvesting.

[@haVocHWC3]

I'm glad to report that I got a Flex Caulk ad before the start of this video and I watched it all. We love you, Phil Swift.

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

wish some baddie would flex my caulk…

[@kalekidsav]

I thought we got a miracle : 2 Jontron videos in a few days of each other but it’s just a temu ad

[@CocainBuzz]

Better than two videos within 2 months

[@herpesisnice1443]

Still funny though

[@ELEcomments]

@@herpesisnice1443 It is still funny but i'd rather have a few amazing classic videos a year rather than a bunch of short filler videos.

[@micahphilson]

Did someone use a Genie wish for this? "Oh, you'll get two whole Jontron videos. But we'll see who's laughing when the second one is a Temu ad!"

[@Will-uv9kx]

​@@micahphilsonclassic monkey paw

[@lenaoxton3999]

I gotta keep it real with you, Jon... Nobody wants to hand over their credit card info and home address to the Chinese Government.

[@demonizingcatmemes8730]

Agreed

[@OldOneShoe]

Deal was probably made way before they were in the process of getting sued. I realize there were always suspicions of the site though

[@caluhhhb]

You say as most people already use Temu.

[@coolsamy852]

Damn right

[@theamazingwhaleshark4478]

In all seriousness, what exactly is the CCP going to use your address for?

[@swolby9230]

I love how out of the "mountain" of stuff Temu sent them, the JonTron team were only willing to show six of them.

[@grunkleg.2934]

Probably the only 6 items that weren't destroyed during shipping

[@TemmiePlays]

the only free drop shipped garbage with no use

[@notsure1969]

Only a six of them?

[@swolby9230]

@@notsure1969 unless I missed a title card.

[@animalmother9143]

@@notsure1969 Lets all take this lesson in grammar to heart, from a png Steve Carell named notsure1969, ok folks? This guy is fucking serious business.

[@josephcampbell9298]

Temu "lets make a commercial letting people know it's pronounced Teh-moo" Jon "So I partnered with Tee-moo"

[@variable57]

Two JonTrons in one month?!? How lucky are we!

[@rexxe001]

Daddytron

[@TheShadow1347]

Very lucky 🙂

[@nutriapeluda]

Guess those jokes about Jon's editors were a bit premature 😂

[@snekks7497]

Good thing this is a leap year

[@OldOneShoe]

Nah, he probably just needs the money

[@unfortunate76]

The fact that Temu partnered with him just so that he could insult them is wild-

[@mslabo102s2]

They're Chinese, they can't listen to English and even if they did, they would think there's no bad publicity.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Dud they actually partner, or is he saying that as a joke? "Thanks Temu for actually sending us all this stuff" almost sounds like an insult, because it implies there's a chance that none of it was going to show up despite being bought.

[@deadturret4049]

​@@RipOffProductionsLLC He literally has an affiliate link in the video description.

[@doug-core8850]

Meanwhile max and chad say dont buy from temu after giving them like 20k haha

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

​@@deadturret4049 Beautiful

[@twistedvtuber9894]

I love how this video is basically completely trashing the product while still being sponsor friendly

[@JampsD3]

Don't have to try very hard to trash trash products.

[@itsOZone]

i really dont see why theres so many comments akin to "lol jontron is shitting on temu". he really didnt shit on them at all and basically endorsed them. He called most of the items cool.

[@Bayofthe91st]

Reminds me of Internethistorian during his Raid Shadow ad segment

[@zachbyrd5968]

THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING!

[@LordVader1094]

@@itsOZone They seem to forget it's still a sponsored video

[@Timmysteve]

sorry dawg, but TEMU is a hard no from me. Underhanded business practices, retail-to-dumpster product model, and an institution that is helping destroy what few local businesses still exist. Nobody should be giving this company their money. All they do is sell garbage which is going directly into the landfill.

[@gothnerd887]

Also Greenpeace are mad at them for keeping their emissions a secret.

[@Dragonking1984]

If you're going to shit on TEMU then do it for reasons unique to them. Rather then for reasons you could shit on every retail giant including online ones like Amazon & EBAY.

[@Timmysteve]

​@@Dragonking1984 Amazon is another awful company that people should be boycotting. Ebay isn't much better, but it's least not operated by a union-busting oligarch. I vote with my wallet. Don't defend big business.

[@axemaster8331]

@@Timmysteve I don't care if Amazon is singlehandedly ending the world, there's no way I'm ever going to stop using it.

[@decium1846]

​@@Timmysteve I respect that. Voting with your wallet is the only way. These companies only change when you mess with thing bottim line.

[@lennonnicolas5994]

"They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone!" -Krusty from The Simpsons

[@MrNinfofan]

Underrated comment

[@jakecooper5855]

Good job posting this comment as a reply to every single comment on this video.....

[@PORCHMANKEY]

🗿

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

This project moved me! 😢 To a BIGGER house! 🏡

[@lennonnicolas5994]

@@DavidLLambertmobile🤣Classic line!

[@coopercan]

NOOO JONTRON!! Not the Temu sponsorship!!! 😭😭😭

[@cymes82]

I'd say it's a step-up from Raid:Sheddy Legonedes sponsorship.

[@zacharyschwartz5037]

This felt like a big temu ad, pretty disappointing

[@lennonnicolas5994]

"They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone!" -Krusty from The Simpsons

[@lizaraVR]

i mean he's at least pretty upfront about how shitty and useless the items are

[@KaleidosXXI]

@@cymes82 It really isn't. Raid's just a whatever mobile game. Temu's got 2 class action lawsuits filed against it over maliciously selling customer info.

[@grunkleg.2934]

Kinda amazing Temu thought this would be a good sponsorship opportunity. Says far more about them than Jon. "Hey, here's a bunch of junk we're selling, maybe it works correctly"

[@decap_dan3991]

Kinda reminds me of when the developers of a generic shooter sponsored Oneyplays of all people to play it. You could just hear him smirking the whole way through.

[@jormilos]

​@@decap_dan3991 which game was that? I don't remember that episode of Oneyplays

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

"Look at this guy's audience reach!" Promo team for Temu, you really should have looked a little harder at the audience in general. They're going to get four new customers total and 20x as many people mocking them even harder than they already were now, and that's on them. That's their clown behavior that they have to pay real money for by not thinking things through. Good, I hope they pick more out-of-pocket KZbinrs whose fanbase would never. I hope they keep wasting their money on buffoonery.

[@KairuHakubi]

@@YourWaywardDestiny I mean it's China. I think they'll be happy to be able to tell Pooh Bear that they reached thousands of americans, so please could their families survive another week? If it's not too much trouble.

[@Whom1337]

man just started huffing portable high frequency mystery fumes

[@Suiseisexy]

ozone. what's funny is that's a violet wand, it's for fetish stuff

[@patriciomendoza19]

So this is what a KZbinr being held hostage looks like

[@kidkyryte]

That break the targets bit was the closest we've got to jontron gaming content we've got in like 7 years

[@L33PL4Y]

I must have missed that, what's the timestamp for it?

[@avaragecheeseenjoyer9948]

@@L33PL4Y 5:20

[@L33PL4Y]

@@avaragecheeseenjoyer9948 Thank you, e-hero 🙏

[@JosephShemelewski]

I miss the old videos this new stuff is ok but I miss that bird

[@L33PL4Y]

@@JosephShemelewski I was literally just talking to someone today irl about how we like his new stuff but really miss his gaming content, and Jacques.

[@The-Alchemist936]

I love how Jon says "this shit is garbage" without explicitly saying it because sponsor panopticon Edit: because of one guy who couldn't let it go, here's an overly complicated explanation to ruin the joke. A panopticon is a central tower that observes all prisoners at once and enforces compliance with little effort from the warden at the expense of prisoners' sanity and privacy. My use of panopticon is hyperbolic in that Jon is not literally a prisoner but enslaved to capitalism like the rest of us. Requiring that his voice be policed to ensure he gets his allotted kibble and temu gets its investment back through purchases made by viewers of this and other sponsored videos. However, by reading between the lines, you can infer that Jon does not actually think anything he shills is a good product by the way he describes it. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[@shithead616]

Getting the bag while making some gags

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

To be fair to Jon here, he certainly did a good job advertising how insane Temu is and will probably make people go on the site to see what other garbage is on there.

[@KikomochiMendoza]

I got that feeling throughout the video. Jon basically going "look at all these useless crap you can get from Temu"

[@cyclos12]

Ahhhh Noooo! JOHN dont shill TENMU!

[@imstupid880]

"and helping us keep the lights on here" *pained chuckle*

[@graon4880]

Jontron I want to thank you on behalf of temu for buying products from the Xinjiang province. Because of your patronage only 12 orphans died the factory.

[@nero1798]

A new JonTron video: 😀 It's sponsored by Temu: 😒

[@ultraspinalki11]

Gave us an entertaining video regardless.

[@bionicdragon5]

To make fun of Temu: 🤔

[@elliestabu]

My exact reaction 😢

[@bcj842]

I mean... Jon is all around a pretty swood guy but it's common knowledge at this point he is a wanton hoe for the sponsors.

[@yangofice8361]

This.

[@ethanbratton7588]

Do not put the temu app on your phone. it's basically asking for a data breach.

[@fuckoffyou]

Or any other Chinese commie app.

[@henrygalliher6574]

But what did they expect? That's what you get for trusting a Chinese site with your credit card.

[@andy56duky]

​@@henrygalliher6574I was expecting a mail order bride from China

[@LunarSoul255]

Fun fact, some new phones come with it preinstalled. The one I got recently did(thankfully it wasn't forcefully installed so I was able to get rid of it)

[@beanspoles]

if you have a phone, your data is easily accessible. Temu isn’t special, every app tracks you

[@betterchapter]

i swear Jon doesn't look like he's aged a day since 2014

[@x_rhi_x2772]

That's due to using the products in this video for sure!

[@ilikedragonsverycool]

that is actually so true

[@notchillstorm]

Hard to believe he's in his 20s. Man looks like he was born yesterday!

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

he looks old in this video. is that gray in his hair?

[@dsp4392]

​@@notchillstormHard to believe he's in his 10s, looks like he gave birth to his mother.

[@RoachDoggJROfficial]

Temu really just pay Jon just so he can trash their product.

[@adambroadside791]

I cannot believe JonTron does enough work to have a crew.

[@UmamiPapi]

They have to just be off work at least 75% of the time.

[@cedarbrooke]

pretty sure theyre like a legacy crew at this point, i assume they've been here for SO many years, especially that one guy who talks in this video, you can hear him from years ago. Jon probably just hires em for individual videos now

[@itsOZone]

@@cedarbrooke that or they're probably like other content creator helpers, they help multiple creators. Like 90% of successful KZbinrs like in LA, there's a decent chunk that just hop around. Even then editors and other types of social media managers don't even have to physically be there.

[@jimfoogy1920]

I'm sure they do other work too

[@Manhandle730]

It’s called slavery. Ever wonder why we never see these guys? It’s because they are all in chains and on deaths door!!

[@SeaBeast4Life]

"Put your right hand in the Moai" "What's in the Moai?" "Pain"

[@TemenosL]

He must be tested. "Come to me." "Kneel."

[@DerekCooper_]

Glad I’m not the only one who got Dune vibes lol 😂🗿

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

“When the fear has passed there will be nothing. Only I will remain”

[@MelodicMethod]

the spice must flow

[@KairuHakubi]

I assumed it was gonna be like, schmuck bait. like you put it in your house, and when dumb kids come over touching all your shit, they put their fingers in it and they're punished for their curiosity.

[@spectrorobot7069]

I love how indeferent the crew is, they are like 'this is so fun, can we go home already?'

[@117johnpar]

I'm sure none of these will give him lead or mercury poisoning.

[@evanhaney7543]

Max & Chad from Cold Ones have done similar videos with the distinct difference being that they said many times through the video, "TEMU is shit. Do not go on this website. Do not buy anything from them. Do not listen to KZbinrs telling you to go on there. You will probably end up scammed and with malware on your PC." That counts for a lot. Big ups, Cold Ones!

[@BobGeanis]

Yeah I love max and Chad

[@friednoodles666]

fax

[@some-replies]

Anyone should know not to buy this shit. It's common sense But cold ones really fell off in the past 2 years. Just 2 apes yelling at a camera and being belligerent

[@readyrepairs]

i liked the part where you commended someone for not being a shill , and then also shilled for them.

[@TheCheemstar]

@@readyrepairsyou have to get something out of it in order for it to be shilling

[@i5usko]

I'm pretty sure JT only makes videos when he is running low on coin. It's the only way to describe his chaotic post schedule.

[@xmeygan]

I heard Temu sponsorships pay massively

[@MickMod]

​@@xmeygan They pay pretty damn well for a social media sponsor, but they also give extra for anyone using their code, so if your viewers use your code, you can make a LOT of money pretty quick.

[@yuzmanito]

I'm sure they do, it's their business model, they spend a lot on these, banter or not they work. People buy shitty stuff online@@xmeygan

[@oem3457]

@@dknf4036 you mean the video about sloths? this video is REALLY bad, but i don't see a problem with the past ones.

[@gurvmlk]

I mean, that is the point of any job. Except unlike a lot of people on KZbin, some of Jon's videos tend to do well enough that he probably doesn't need to make as many.

[@nightsong81]

The "portable high frequency" thing is commonly known as a "violet wand." It doesn't have a legitimate use, but it was pretty popular in the BDSM community as a fetish device back in the 2010s.

[@JimmyChanga94]

Zzzzap

[@Emidoki]

How do you know that? 🤔

[@JimmyChanga94]

@Emidoki we degenerates out here

[@nightsong81]

@@Emidoki How do you think?

[@SpaceRaider.]

I thought I saw that thing before in some other videos.

[@bar-1studios]

3:37 Jontron: "What's in the box?" Reverend Mother Superior: "Pain"

[@_0451_]

Free money for a sponsorship to literally show items that would make people NOT want to shop at TEMU. If anything this is an ad against it, and I think he knows it.

[@disguisedcentennial835]

I *know* he knows it. Jon has always been based.

[@luggekk]

8:55 change up the packaging to something more expensive looking and 'portable high frequency' could also be sold by GOOP

[@Star.Saber.89]

2 Jontron videos within a week is a miracle. The world is healing.

[@artyb27]

It's not 2 Jontron videos though. It's one Jontron video and a Temu ad featuring Jontron.

[@NoName-rl3fh]

1 vid and one giant ad.

[@TescoOfficial]

Are you working your way through the 7 deadly sins? Last video was sloth, this one is greed.

[@MJD_Ishimura]

Wait hold on! this is not satire, bro is genuinely doing a 10min ad for TEMU

[@archskeptic]

Not the first time he did this. Remember the Dislyte video?

[@amberhernandez]

Feels like it's been this way since Flex Tape 2 ngl

[@Sumschmuck]

The Chinese have infiltrated

[@Bobba_raekus]

This is the opposite of an ad. I don't want any of that garbage in my house.

[@StormsandSaugeye]

This is genuinely the first ad where my opinion of a site was lower after watching them pitch their absolute best.

[@EpsilonKnight2]

I love how every item almost was some bootleg electronic torture device.

[@grit1]

I thought it would be good, then I realized it was a giant ad for Temu. Those bills must be coming in hard.

[@SimonStrange]

That's what happens when you only make 2 videos a year and have an entire crew and studio space to pay for.

[@nottegiew]

>giant ad >actively making fun of the company

[@ministerexharme]

It's not that I disagree... I am just happy to see him uploading again. This is like, twice in a year.

[@some-replies]

And I got an ad for "wish 2.0" before the video. What brain dead people actually buy this garbage? It's like grocery shopping at a dollar store

[@Helladamnleet]

Are you saying you didn't think this was good?

[@gobot567]

It's cool how the Chinese government is willing to sponsor JonTron.

[@Judg3m3nt]

The editing team working like Jon threatened their families on this one.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Trying to polish a turd

[@quadzilla7572]

Has a very cold ones feel to it. All it's missing is asking the editors to put random stuff in lmao

[@mrmeeseeks6787]

Still better than the regular Chinese Communist Party propaganda lol

[@throwawayaccount5785]

​@@quadzilla7572that would make it so much worse than it already is, it's so obnoxious when youtubers do that. And viewers like you are even more obnoxious. Bet you're one of those people who spam live chats, wasting your life away

[@Legendary_sartorian]

i was not ready for bald jontron with ethereal hair

[@ErkillaZ]

Remember when old JonTron used to just be silly funny games/movies ? I miss those times

[@notmomoayase]

this guy went to be a video gamer to a fucking adult swim journalist of eric andre show

[@TrickyJebus]

I miss it. I wish he goes back.

[@Aria-un9iy]

Damn it has been 7 years since he did a video on a game

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Remember youtubers used to care more about the content value than money and more money

[@Dragonking1984]

@@luxintelligentia4632True but then people found out that they can make KZbin a job if they just sell out so that's what they did. I wish there was a adpocalypses that was so big & damaging that it would eliminate the possibility entirely of making any money. That would force all the greed out & it'd either go back to being that platform where people uploaded things they actually felt passion for or it would cease to exist. Either way a win.

[@briarhaven01]

You can always trust Jon to take any sponsor and then immediately trash them in the most sponsor friendly way possible

[@PrincessCraftycorn]

@@PinballAndBeer everything on amazon is from the same place they just sell it cheaper 🙄

[@windows98alpha35]

As usual a fun video, but seriously to anyone reading this comment, don't shop at TEMU. Chinese bootleg stores are never a good shopping place.

[@smittywjmj]

I mean half the products were fully scams that claim to perform magic by just putting lights on your head. One arrived broken and barely did what it was supposed to. One was a very questionable children's toy, and only the first one of the six was arguably some kind of real semi-functioning product assuming it doesn't set your socks on fire. If anything, a fairly accurate TEMU advertisement.

[@lelemon946]

Jontron getting sponsored by Chinese spyware 💀

[@siladex-gaming]

unsurprising since he was also once sponsored by opera gx (which is technically chinese spyware too)

[@arealhuman826]

No mention of their suspicious and possibly illegal storage of credit information?

[@JenniferLawson-i8r]

That portable high frequency thing is for the alternative medicine crowd. There used to be a thing called a "violet ray wand" waaaaaay back in the day that had a similar premise. The eerie glow of electrical discharge was said to cure basically everything (It doesn't). This is that but spruced up and using a different noble gas. Same snake oil, different era. Same with those other red light things like the face massager and hat.

[@Ignigknawt]

Yeah I was gonna say...the only people I personally know who still use these are in the "kink crowd."

[@theimperialwizard9295]

8:45 this is something GOOP would dropship

[@kfogo7459]

it definitely has the same VIBES as their frequency stickers, yes.

[@danholmesfilm]

Fisher Price wifi router actually killed me lol

[@danholmesfilm]

im high btw

[@dmo848]

​@@danholmesfilmsame as I'm smoking😂

[@OkayYaraman]

So, you can write YT comments in the afterlife?

[@kleeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

lmao I'm high af too

[@KusanagiZX]

​@@OkayYaramanOf course.

[@zangl2955]

I just fish around my neighbors dumpster when i want some cool new trash, personally.

Bald JonTron wasn't on my Bingo card.

[@mikkelborby]

A jontron video wasn't on mine.

[@MajorMokoto]

The LUL's you'll get when you realize Temu thought paying Jon for this would be good for them 🤣

[@IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]

It probably still is, people might just check it out or next time they would ever buy cheap Chinese stuff, they might do it there.

[@Will-uv9kx]

Oh they know, and don't care, people know the score. This was most likely a good move on their behalf tbh.

[@DropkickedBarracuda]

tbf, i almost went on it before reading the comments here

[@meatbleed]

It is very good for them. Free publicity with an affiliate code

[@Will-uv9kx]

@user-bq5np8zb2r my phone says your user name was k1kes which made me laugh but it just appears generic on the app. Maybe just a glitch?

[@Danandrea737]

I've been told Temu doesn't actually check the output of the sponsored videos... And it looks to me that Jon wasn't exactly trying to sell those junk products to us... What if he just managed to troll Temu with a super quick video to shoot, throwing a joke or two during the "reviews", to just took their money? XD I don't actually condone this, but it could be something Jon would do XD

[@PhonePhone-sf8te]

No, anyone that signed up with his code , he gets a fat check. tens of thousands of people will sign up. also the coupon is a scam

[@Psepha]

This just sounds like wishful thinking to try and retroactively justify Jon making a bad call tbh

[@Danandrea737]

@@Psepha absolutely. But how can I think a smart guy like him would prefer getting a big stack of money once, completely destroying his community?! He knows very well the kind of people his fanbase is made of, and it doesn't make any sense. The guy can make money just posting a video while walking to the supermarket, even without saying a single word... And he chooses to sponsor Temu? Wishful thinking sounds much less painful than the alternative interpretations 🥲

[@jstar3382]

4:13 i mean he did the entire starcade series, are we supposed to be surprised

[@slapith3931]

At first, I was incredibly upset seeing Jon do a TEMU ad. But the guy just took their money to insult them, 10/10 video.

[@rapidleopard3881]

Hard cope

[@a.g.u.2399]

​@@melaniabladeofmiquella gee almost as if like 90% of sponsors have you create codes for their stuff

[@Ridley369]

@@melaniabladeofmiquellaThe dollar sign goes before the value, not after. We learn this in kindergarten...

[@troyklein6379]

@@melaniabladeofmiquella Bro is so broke he doesn't know the dollar sign goes before the number.💀

[@alarmy5211]

@@Ridley369honestly it should go after, we don’t say DOLLAR 100 do we?

[@medhathobo]

They took an electric play bdsm toy, lowered the voltage, and decided it's to help make your face healthy. What.

[@Wyzai]

for the makeup/beauty industry that sounds relatively reasonable. Half the time it's them telling you random riverbed rocks have healing properties and the other half is them injecting you with snake venom to make you look younger.

[@luvhair255]

My face when I saw the wand 😊 Have one at home. Yeah it's hilarious to see it being used like a normal item.

[@luvhair255]

@@Wyzai As someone that is both into kink AND in the beauty industry it is a super fine line and sometimes venn diagrams!

[@Gamefreak924]

ha ha just wait until you find out about hex bug nano

[@OldObscureUnpopularGames]

@@Gamefreak924 you can't just say that and leave

[@MoonMan1267]

I love when Jon goes from jokey funny comedian real Jon then immediately 180s into robot corporate shill lizard Jon in the fraction of a second.

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

That 'portable high frequency thing'... there is a decent chance that thing is legitimately dangerous. Might want to be careful with it. The 'strange smell' was probably ozone. Which isn't great to be breathing.

[@Hugsloth]

The tradition of Jon not knowing how to end his videos continues. Godspeed

[@JudgeVenat]

Temu is know to be an super unsafe site but ye nice sponser i guess?

[@juke9674]

I thought the same thing, actually evil

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Fr, i was excited till i heard that temu part

[@KWCHope]

I don't like supporting the chinese dumping site that literally is designed to dump dogshit products and scam people

[@Sparlock_Official]

I still have no idea how JT can afford a studio and a crew on a one 10 minute video a year budget. But fun vid dood 😊

[@zero-pl3tt]

A lot of his videos have over 10 million views and are rewatched pretty consistently, flex tape being the most obvious example, and those probably bring in a respectable amount of ad rev for JT. Aside from that, he's actually been uploading much more consistently in the last year or so.

[@ersetzbarescrewmitgliednr789]

Egghead Maxxing? sounds like all 5 elder stars coming there to max the chaos

[@H4CK41D]

C'mon Jon you, you didn't need a Temu sponsorship to make this video possible.

[@AYVYN]

Probably gave him a million yuan which is like $14

[@mechamanw668]

but he needed it so he wouldn't have to pay them any money o7

[@LunarSoul255]

A wise man once said... "If you're good at something, never do it for free. And *definitely* don't pay money to do it."

[@IXthCircle]

Pay and review, or get paid and do the same review you’d do anyway

[@Vimzaz42]

3:40 Jon immediately failing the Gom Jabbar test.

[@FrailQuality]

dune sweep

[@DarkOverlord96]

*_THE PAIN_*

[@mikdan8813]

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need." Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[@nottegiew]

this nigga watched the movie once and made it his entire personality

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

"We live in a society" - Jared Lego, _Morbius_

[@ethanbowers705]

When bald, Jontron looks like a combination of Ace of Cakes and Cake Boss.

[@ItsSauIGoodman]

The rugrats bit 😂😂😂😂

[@DeimosPC]

An 11 minute Temu ad and I watched the whole damn thing.

[@spikes_johnson]

Yay, we all LOOOOOOVE Temu ads. Not outwardly and obviously unethical at all

[@DuskLegend]

It's that time of year where JonTron uploads multiple videos for a few months and then retreats to his sasquatch cave

[@l3g3zylp91]

Two JonTron videos in a week? This really is a Wrestling Christmas Miracle

[@aus-li]

This is an “ad”…doesn’t feel like it really counts as a “second video”.

[@ItsDesca]

This is so strange to me that he’d do something like this. Like seriously, he has to be getting hundreds upon hundreds of sponsors reaching out to try to collaborate with him with the amount of subscribers he has, but he picks one of the worst ones and makes an entire video on it? They must have offered him an insane amount. At least Raid Shadow legends isn’t actively stealing your money…

[@enkeii8588]

honestly this seems like satire and a very jontron move he basically showcased how shitty temu is and got payed by it

[@enkeii8588]

paid* english didnt compute on my brain for a sec

[@Seriouspizza]

I can't believe it, two Jontron videos so close together. We must be living in a simulation

[@filonin2]

No, this is just an ad.

[@Amcor09]

Money is a great motivator.

[@Bleenderhead]

3:43 it's the Gom Jabbar from Dune...

[@bwatever]

The jabbar was the needle not the box 😅

[@commandercody1210]

2:32 I've never felt more pure bliss, then this moment.

[@Xetelian]

JonTron could make this an infomercial channel and we'd all still watch

[@charredorphan779]

7:28 best way to end the day

[@minecraftmakeit]

I will never be able to unsee bald jontron

[@xislost]

I have loved this channel forever, but seriously, nobody asked for one more of the thousands "bad product review" on here. You are not cold ones or any of the other channels that do this. Stay yourself, that's why we came.

[@SolazLive]

Jon is now a major shareholder in the Cadmium mines that temu puts in their products

[@Coldkill2001]

Temu puts cadmium mines in their products? How do they fit them in there?

[@JI0MB]

@@Coldkill2001 This sounds like an actual joke Jon would make lmao.

[@Terrakinetic]

4:27 But John, isn't the reason that Temu items are so cheap is that they're harvesting your personal data to sell to other companies? Will Nord VPN protect our privacy when we buy from Temu?

[@airliner2835]

Thats propoganda to keep americans at walmart

[@limeadeTV]

NordVPN will kill your Internet access if you dare to disconnect from it. Speaking from experience.

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Bald jon is real He CAN hurt you 10:12

[@Totavier]

10:34 Note: Jon did not died on the way back to his home planet. Unlike Poochie. 😂

[@solb707]

when Jon put the over cooked deep dish on his head, i started crying with laughter. It seemed funnier than what it actually was.

[@herbderbler1585]

5:32 Jon finally found the legendary Boxing Wurstle.

[@unwantedburrito9632]

Two jontron video in less than 3 months, the gods have blessed us!

[@dubiousn00b24]

Jon Tron trucking me into a10 minute Temu ad and I'm actually not upset. The irony of a company paying someone to make fun of the things they sell is fantastic.

[@bobsmith-x8h]

and thats what they want you to think : )

[@sparkls4492]

​@@bobsmith-x8h Who is they? Temu? They want me to think their products suck?

[@s.z.1531]

Jonny-boy needs to get in on some of that 'Flex Caulk' action.

[@ploonhimself4803]

Remember when John used to talk about games?

[@chipwilliams5854]

DUDE what is that HAIR?! Went to the barber and said "gimme the 'bullies gave me a swirlie but then also gave me a bowl cut after' cut"

[@williamssolano3116]

There was a crew behind months of waiting for videos to come out?😂