The Marine 5: Battleground | Wrestling With Wregret

[@discordinc]

Man, when Vince said "no pyro" who knew that included WWE Films?

[@Trayxxxx]

lol you win good sir.

[@michaelburke7978]

Underrated comment

[@taffysaur]

Michael Burke How is it underrated, it has over a hundred thumbs up..?

[@michaelburke7978]

Mychael Darklighter Because it had the least at the time I commented

[@TheComicBookJoker]

You win this comment section. Everyone go home. Good game.

[@DrBachur]

Boy, am I stoked for The Marine 6: Great Balls of Fire

[@metagross9092]

El Crítico Molesto Along with Jake in his new role as (Insert job Zane listed in skit here)

[@JDotWill]

Surprised he didn't make a single Aces & 8's joke

[@TyMarshall007]

ikr

[@thehorrorhound6575]

J. Will I’ll admit with no shame that the aces and 8s faction is one of my all time favorite groups, a lot of the wrestlers looked like actual bikers, ken Anderson is one of my favorite heels from this era, and bully Ray finally got a few well deserved world titles and sure he’ll never get a world title reign in wwe but he proved he can be a fantastic heel champion

[@DestroWOD]

Brian is not very fond of TNA...

[@BigBodyBanks]

That's because they were the joke

[@TyMarshall007]

@@BigBodyBanks they were better than The nexus

[@shanekidd5766]

"I BO-Lieve I Could Fly, I BO-Lieve I Could Touch The Sky...."

[@Exipnakias]

A Marine movie without expolsions??? In what world we are raising our children!!!

[@wstine79]

Georgios Koutsopoulos that's un-American

[@GlitchpunkRebel]

Is this the future Liberals want?

[@MysticTaco9]

Christine Ilidan Best comment 😂

[@wstine79]

0utta S1TE no worse than Friday the 13th.

[@Jason_Altea]

Georgios Koutsopoulos One where Donald Trump is president.

[@zacharybarker909]

"I bolieve I can fly" greatness thing every

[@DiarraHarris]

"Level 2:The Amusement Park Stage" Once he said that I wondered why there isn't a "THE MARINE" video game? Or even a mobile one?

[@AJARyan-yn2uv]

Well there is an amusement park level in Mafia 3, a game where you play as a former marine. That’s what vibes I got when I saw that scene.

[@jcace13]

A Marine movie without explosions?! I don’t Bo-lieve you!

[@aarnault5297]

"I need to hold my kids" after watching the jax teller compilation.... I feel you man, i feel you.

[@lb2.0.45]

I gotta say bo dallas in this movie looks like a cross between biker Undertaker and Michael Jackson lol. But seriously he truly stole the show in this film. Now we just have to wait until the marine 6 is done to see how it fairs.

[@worriorjack]

Yeah you all laugh at heath slater in a D- quality film, but yknow what? HE HAS KIDS

[@RingsideCinema]

The Marine 6: Becky Lynch: I'm here to kick some La... *Gun Shot*. End Scene. Thanks Becky, that's all we needed you for was this one scene where you get killed even though your on the cover.

[@archivedaccount5990]

Really? That's the entirety of her screentime? Talk about a missed opportunity...

[@tyratooOP]

@@archivedaccount5990 It's not, lol. She's in that film way more than that and lasts till the end

[@archivedaccount5990]

Next thing you'll tell me, there's actually some explosions in that movie.

[@MoonlightStrider]

What with the theme of Bikers and such you could say Maryse was....DOA?

[@LiberalPeaceKeeper]

MoonlightStrider What you did there, I see it.

[@hammyjammies]

What no reference to Braun and the ambulance??

[@heresiarch.]

Marine 5 was before that.

[@metagross9092]

Heresiarch Still could've made the joke in the review

[@TyMarshall007]

now WWE is doing a Marine 6 called The Marine 6: Close Quarters” with The Miz again with Becky Lynch and WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels

[@anthonythanghe4755]

Uh what??

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

Anthony Thanghe that's why Becky Lynch was "Injured" by the riot squad. Written off to film

[@TyMarshall007]

yea and thats why Miz lost the IC championship to boring reigns

[@lb2.0.45]

Yup he'll have to review that once it comes out.

[@suplessenstadtderwrestling6796]

Well, doesn't sound really promising. But hey, with part 6 coming there must be some fans.

[@gablefanproductions01]

Here it is the grand fina- *reads other comments* oh there's a 6th one coming out....OK THEN.

[@t.v.rockwell4504]

This time it'll have Becky Lynch and Shawn Micheals.

[@gablefanproductions01]

+TVR24 betting Marine 7 will have the ascension, Curt Hawkins, Harper and Rowan, R-truth or the fashion police I'm calling it now.

[@rafaelflores4968]

Antnony GableGate the fashion police Acension being the comical guys while Miz is serious would make for a decent movie as long as they go up against SAnitY

[@gablefanproductions01]

+Rafael Flores that actually sounds like a great idea for movie. like have breezango be rookie cops with the miz as there mentor and the ascension be who their holding in custody and SAnitY is a cult they have to fight off.

[@jsegaul420]

Can't wait for The Marine 6: Great Balls Of Fire End Of The Line: Takeover Arrival The End.

[@iAmCyberwaste]

Lost Legion... Is that a biker gang, or a WoW guild?

[@Sammmmmmmm617]

Cyberwaste kek

[@gamejawa]

why not both?

[@derangel9143]

A WoW playing biker guild?

[@Lilhippydude]

Derangel now that i would like to see

[@mizcs]

actually its a Roman legion "Legio IX Hispana"

[@mattf1sh97]

I want a marine sequel with Eugene as the lead

[@worriorjack]

Matt Barber The Marine 7: SPECIAL ops

[@mattf1sh97]

warrior jack my sides

[@starhunter9085]

Matt Barber I want a Marine movie with the BulletClub as the villains.

[@wstine79]

The marine has to save Uncle Eric.

[@philmp6]

Starhunter Eugene vs The Bullet Club... That would be interesting.

[@opeth1845]

"I need to go hug my kids" HAHAHAHA love it.

[@northumbriabushcraft1208]

The 'I bolive I can fly' made me give an instant like to the video, great review

[@dyhall]

I laugh more at this channel than some pure comedy channels I watch.

[@SmokeEater_]

"I BO-LIEVE I can fly..." Lol brilliant

[@marquisfields9894]

Was I the only one that recognized that "she ded" line from Wrestling Shorts?

[@GaryTurbo]

Marquis Fields I thought it came from Family Guy

[@missmoanypants]

I choked on my drink.

[@winslowjus]

nope

[@sportsnthingsshows2786]

thanks for these reviews Brian this one was funny as hell hopefully you do more reviews especially for marine 6

[@Pudward69]

I definitely go with John Cena's The Marine as the best of the bunch, because it was made like an 80's Action film, and you could have easily had Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone as John Triton, that's why he was unkillable and could overcome everything, that's how 80's movies were. The later movies were okay, they just toned it down. They should just have fun with the Franchise, and have Cena return for Part 6, where he leads and A-Team like group, with The Miz and 2 other WWE Stars. Or go all the way and let Stone Cold Steve Austin star in the next films, because he could do really good as a retired Marine, I'd watch those movies. Also, why do they keep making sequels for their movies, but not for the better. They've had 5 Marine's, 3 - 12 Rounds, 2 See No Evils and 2 The Condemned (but only See No Evil 2 was a direct sequel to the original. Why haven't we gotten a team-up movie yet? WWE Films should merge with a bigger Film Company and make some bigger movies, using the WWE Marketing machine and getting more named actors.

[@nathog97]

Robert James George I like that idea. I mean, if WWE Studios were to partner up with Paramount, Warner Brothers, Universal for the movies, it would be interesting to see the likes of Scott Eastwoood, Channing Tatum, Idris Elba, Gerald Butler or Mark Wahlberg just to name a few famous Hollywood actors interact with the likes of either John Cena, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks or Peyton Royce just to name a few from WWE in a big budget movie. Oh, and also get a few famous directors to do the movies like Zack Snyder, Patty Jenkins or the Russo Brothers. Oh, and if WWE Studios were to partner up with Netflix. We’d get some cool series of shows out of it too featuring some well known actors and some of the Superstars from WWE too. Heck, even some of the Hall Of Famers too. Plus, they’d be exclusive to both Netflix and the WWE Network. Plus, it would also draw in new fans too.

[@Pudward69]

I was thinking about them teaming with Lionsgate. The WWE has a complete roster of big buff guys, small fast guys, a few medium chubby guys and a large number of gorgeous girls; and all of them are a mixture of actor and stunt people. With a bigger studio bringing in more money and theatrical releases, WWE could fill out a cast with various "cheaper" talent, and of course almost unlimited Marketing across their various platforms is the huge selling point of the partnership. WWE has already teamed up with famous properties like The Flintstones and Scooby-Doo, which resulted in some fun Animated Movies. So they could really do well with action films, horror films and comedy films. WWE has some 'Acting' 'Diamonds-in-the-Rough' like The Rock, John Cena, Batista, etc..., so you never know who could be next. Also, with so many gorgeous Divas on the roster, you could see any of them wearing sexy lingerie and hooking up with the Main Actor. I just see a great future for the company, if they are willing to work for it.

[@nathog97]

Robert James George Nah, I don’t see the women doing the whole “Sexy” lingerie thing. That would be going in the Michael Bay route for an action movie. Just watch the Transformers movies. If it was a family friendly movie like a Christmas one (Santa’s Little Helper for example) the relationship would build with chemistry overtime and then you get the kiss at the end, flash-forward a year or two and boom! Married with kids.

[@MasterOfViewership]

They also had 2 Leprechauns

[@Denji2006]

"Ow! I'm Bo-leeding!" LOL

[@___thurmattic___1671]

I'm hurting right now I BO-LIEVE I can fly! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zacharyk.2180]

Where was the Braun Strowman ambulance joke? Kind of seems like a lost opportunity to me lol

[@mattway18]

*kind have

[@BaDMrFr0zty]

ROFL that grunt birthday party headshot!

[@mfrost228]

Going by the Summer Rae and now Maryse appearances, I have a feeling we will be getting about twenty seconds of Becky Lynch in part 6, which is unfortunate as I was excited to see her get a part

[@Djarra]

Maybe you could try WCW's other movie 'Shutterspeed' starring Sting. Which is actually good, like so good you wonder why Time Warner just paid Sting his contract for two years after WCW closed rather than using him as an actor.

[@SauROnmiKE]

Man at every review you make, wrestling event or movie, you always make me laugh so much xD

[@thomasofone]

I hope Maryses baby is okay

[@dylanstakely]

The Grunt Birthday sound got me 😂 This has been a great month, Brian. Hell, I think this whole season has been the best yet.

[@anthonyscott5375]

I love this guys jokes.😂

[@King4sshole89]

I'm glad you watched these movies Zane, so I don't have to. Thanks for always taking one for the team.

[@KhplSenseii]

I watched all the reviews for the Marine pentilogy and I gotta say, this one was easily the best! But to be fair, you had a lot of material to work with. Thank you for doing justice to it :)

[@arrowhiteshark]

You’re the best Brian!

[@dmccar12]

Shocked/disappointed there was no reference to the DOA. Crush, Chainz, Skull and 8-Ball are 4 of the 8 dislikes.

[@1erinash]

Lol the SOA reference had me dying

[@ChattGM]

Ronald Mayberry same here. I'm like before you do that Brian there's something you should kno-- too late already saw it all HAHAHAHA

[@ccarreon]

Good to see the return on “bad boy” bo rotundo

[@livingak]

alot of clubs like that have ex military people in them. they is why they can be dangerous.

[@ShinRyojin]

The job interview bit reminded me of when Homer listed all the jobs he had from season one onwards.

[@Chigen_Atomic]

"That's one way to make her feel the glow...and taste it too" great line. From what you showed, it doesn't seem like half a bad film.

[@haywardbarrows5906]

Brian's Heath Slater and Bo Dallas quips are FUCKING AMAZING

[@guapoboii23]

So he murders the biker gang and saves a guy that murdered or helped murder their leader 🤔 what kind of morale is that

[@guapoboii23]

jbfarley you’re right on both points, meant to use *moral

[@MrSkerpentine]

My theory: The picture of Maryse on the cover is actually her ghost that got in the shot like that one picture of Abraham Lincoln's widow

[@CelticKillerSOB]

Hey Brian, any chance of you doing the 12 Rounds franchise after this?

[@AceTheSkylord]

Wow, they managed to sneak in an AJ Styles Easter Egg in at 4:55

[@bhilbwift52]

Ace The Skylord boi

[@wallyrosario654]

Bo is so fucking underrated its damn near criminal. In ring, young, and as a character

[@ty-jh2hs]

Can this be Naomi's and Bo's new gimmick

[@MiXVoy]

hope you'll review Santa's Little Helper this December

[@TyMarshall007]

or Knucklehead that movie needs a Review

[@chriskessaris8985]

A+ with the Halo head shot ref when the girl gets shot, A+

[@Alex_DC413]

I have to say, after the way Naomi, Maryse and Summer Rae were treated, I'm even less optimistic about Becky Lynch's role in the Marine 6. I can already hear myself saying, "They took my beautiful Becky off TV for this?"

[@OptimusProvost]

Now I get why Bo wears dresses like a biker on TV

[@updownjesse]

“Really!?!” Should be a t shirt for miz

[@DarthPerkins]

The E.M.T. 5: Battleground.

[@JustFUTchris]

Wrestling Shorts ASH makes an appearance.... SHE DEYAD!!!!

[@TheIceAnt]

Please "Santa's Little Helper" for the Christmas Special? These were all awesome, Brian! Thank you. :) Definitley gotta check out Marine 5.

[@johnnyb.jabroni983]

Fun fact: the great Miztourage was founded 3 months after this movie came out! And the two final battleground participants were both in it! Coincidence? I think not

[@joshzumstien6289]

When you're from Vancouver and totally recognize this amusement park as Playland at the PNE 😂😂😂

[@shadowdramon01]

Well, I guess that one way to give the mid card something to do.

[@MichcioPL]

7:44 Boy, that was.... INSPIRATIONAL :P

[@joehedge6202]

Surprised there wasn’t a swanton bomb joke with bo onto the ambulance.

[@Ghost9538]

That scrappys bit was hilarious man

[@michaelmcgowens9235]

Did you just put in a grunt birthday party headshot in there? Slow clap Zane slow clap

[@whattaphreak]

DON'T DO IT ZANE! THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE IS ON PAR WITH WATERBOARDING! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

12:34 best part, i lol'd so hard at that xDD Good one hehe

[@skyrish]

Too bad that the American Badass Undertaker did not appear here despite it featured bikers as badguys, that would be an awesome villain for The Marine 5.

[@oliverqueen9886]

That would have been very cool to see. So far the only live action movie I have seen Undertaker in is Suburban Comando with Hulk Hogan

[@joeyteter9383]

“I need to go hug my kids” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭

[@TheSonicsean]

The Bo jokes were just incredi-bo.

[@laeldestan1536]

All these movies seem like nineties action films starring Don the Dragon Wilson, Michael Dudikoff, Stephen James, Cynthia Rothrock and Mark Decascoes.

[@Hawkeye26]

I'm surprised you didn't comment on there being an explosion depicted on the cover for a film with no explosions...

[@dylanjamieson4300]

Loved all these reviews Brian. I looked forward to hear your take on each of the films. As for my preference for the films is very similar to yours: 1. The Marine 3: Homefront 2. The Marine 5: Battleground 3. The Marine 2 4. The Marine 5. The Marine 4: Moving Target

[@Powerhouse1]

I'm surprised on how much you enjoyed these movies (outside of 4). Maybe I should give them a shot.

[@MegaSeptember29]

I want that “Bo-lieve” song as my ringtone.

[@thetruecish]

I see the indiscriminate metal poles that are always conveniently placed backstage at WWE shows made their way onto the movie set. 11:52

[@rashadbailey6702]

The new marine 6 movie will have Shawn Michaels as the lead role

[@redwatson7004]

Your vids are always hilarious but there always manages to be at least one joke that make me burst out laughing... That cat face censor.... oh man lol

[@JoseLopez-sk3dq]

Fantastic review, Brian. I had no idea “The Marine 5” existed. The misleading cover reminds me of “The Guyver” cover which makes you believe Mark Hamill is The Guyver.

[@lookherelooklisten1975]

The dramatic pause. Brian, you are a legend! Baby

[@deselis]

Its official, they're currently filming The Marine 6. And yep, not only is The Miz going to be back, but he's teaming up with The Showstopper Shawn Michaels! Looking to you to review it Zane ;)

[@JayySneaks]

still waiting for the condemned

[@thomasmeehan4581]

This was a great month. Thank you for all the hard work.

[@Robyamdam]

12:33 SWANTON BOMB

[@Hitman-cn6zz]

the aces and eights should have been in the movie

[@patrickracer43]

Although you could chuck Maryse's cameo up to her basically being a part timer

[@CoreyOfTheCosmos]

Hell yeah it's the PNE I live a block from there!.........and I've seen it in countless movies and tv shows

[@slayyyyyedmanatee5649]

ow im boleeding! classic

[@stoneharper7038]

Much like Lance Archer Jax Teller believes in the philosophy that everybody dies.

[@wstine79]

These reviews of the Marine franchise were AAAAAAWWWWEEE...inspiring.

[@quikiniki7524]

1. Marine 3 2. Marine (John Cena) 3. Marine 2 4. Marine 5 5. Marine 4

[@SAM-ru4vx]

so its nexus as 80s hair band gang after a concert at the mall? and miz plays paul blart that does yoga?

[@trainofflesh]

I put off my morning visit to xhampster for this...

[@SebastianMikulec]

Alonzo made that long range headshot with a pistol because he Bolieved.

[@dateacha77]

Dayumm, would have loved to read the IMDB message boards on this one. ;)

[@joecarroll3371]

Marine 5 is basically Die Hard in a parking deck.

[@johnthesportsarchivist2600]

BTW, wasn't that the same amusement park used in Beverly Hills Cop III?

[@koopatroops838]

I love movies like this that take place over a small period of time like a night or a day or movies that take place in one location