Man, when Vince said "no pyro" who knew that included WWE Films?
@Trayxxxx6 жыл бұрын
lol you win good sir.
@michaelburke79786 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@taffysaur6 жыл бұрын
Michael Burke How is it underrated, it has over a hundred thumbs up..?
@michaelburke79786 жыл бұрын
Mychael Darklighter Because it had the least at the time I commented
@TheComicBookJoker6 жыл бұрын
You win this comment section. Everyone go home. Good game.
@DrBachur6 жыл бұрын
Boy, am I stoked for The Marine 6: Great Balls of Fire
@metagross90926 жыл бұрын
El Crítico Molesto Along with Jake in his new role as (Insert job Zane listed in skit here)
@JDotWill6 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't make a single Aces & 8's joke
@TyMarshall0076 жыл бұрын
ikr
@thehorrorhound65756 жыл бұрын
J. Will I’ll admit with no shame that the aces and 8s faction is one of my all time favorite groups, a lot of the wrestlers looked like actual bikers, ken Anderson is one of my favorite heels from this era, and bully Ray finally got a few well deserved world titles and sure he’ll never get a world title reign in wwe but he proved he can be a fantastic heel champion
@DestroWOD6 жыл бұрын
Brian is not very fond of TNA...
@BigBodyBanks6 жыл бұрын
That's because they were the joke
@TyMarshall0075 жыл бұрын
@@BigBodyBanks they were better than The nexus
@shanekidd57666 жыл бұрын
"I BO-Lieve I Could Fly, I BO-Lieve I Could Touch The Sky...."
@Exipnakias6 жыл бұрын
A Marine movie without expolsions??? In what world we are raising our children!!!
@wstine796 жыл бұрын
Georgios Koutsopoulos that's un-American
@GlitchpunkRebel6 жыл бұрын
Is this the future Liberals want?
@MysticTaco96 жыл бұрын
Christine Ilidan Best comment 😂
@wstine796 жыл бұрын
0utta S1TE no worse than Friday the 13th.
@Jason_Altea6 жыл бұрын
Georgios Koutsopoulos One where Donald Trump is president.
@zacharybarker9096 жыл бұрын
"I bolieve I can fly" greatness thing every
@DiarraHarris6 жыл бұрын
"Level 2:The Amusement Park Stage" Once he said that I wondered why there isn't a "THE MARINE" video game? Or even a mobile one?
@AJARyan-yn2uv6 жыл бұрын
Well there is an amusement park level in Mafia 3, a game where you play as a former marine. That’s what vibes I got when I saw that scene.
@jcace136 жыл бұрын
A Marine movie without explosions?! I don’t Bo-lieve you!
@aarnault52976 жыл бұрын
"I need to hold my kids" after watching the jax teller compilation.... I feel you man, i feel you.
@lb2.0.456 жыл бұрын
I gotta say bo dallas in this movie looks like a cross between biker Undertaker and Michael Jackson lol. But seriously he truly stole the show in this film. Now we just have to wait until the marine 6 is done to see how it fairs.
@worriorjack6 жыл бұрын
Yeah you all laugh at heath slater in a D- quality film, but yknow what? HE HAS KIDS
@RingsideCinema6 жыл бұрын
The Marine 6: Becky Lynch: I'm here to kick some La... *Gun Shot*. End Scene. Thanks Becky, that's all we needed you for was this one scene where you get killed even though your on the cover.
@archivedaccount59906 жыл бұрын
Really? That's the entirety of her screentime? Talk about a missed opportunity...
@tyratooOP5 жыл бұрын
@@archivedaccount5990 It's not, lol. She's in that film way more than that and lasts till the end
@archivedaccount59905 жыл бұрын
Next thing you'll tell me, there's actually some explosions in that movie.
@MoonlightStrider6 жыл бұрын
What with the theme of Bikers and such you could say Maryse was....DOA?
@LiberalPeaceKeeper6 жыл бұрын
MoonlightStrider What you did there, I see it.
@hammyjammies6 жыл бұрын
What no reference to Braun and the ambulance??
@heresiarch.6 жыл бұрын
Marine 5 was before that.
@metagross90926 жыл бұрын
Heresiarch Still could've made the joke in the review
@TyMarshall0076 жыл бұрын
now WWE is doing a Marine 6 called The Marine 6: Close Quarters” with The Miz again with Becky Lynch and WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels
@anthonythanghe47556 жыл бұрын
Uh what??
@TheNaturalPatHarris6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Thanghe that's why Becky Lynch was "Injured" by the riot squad. Written off to film
@TyMarshall0076 жыл бұрын
yea and thats why Miz lost the IC championship to boring reigns
@lb2.0.456 жыл бұрын
Yup he'll have to review that once it comes out.
@suplessenstadtderwrestling67966 жыл бұрын
Well, doesn't sound really promising. But hey, with part 6 coming there must be some fans.
@gablefanproductions016 жыл бұрын
Here it is the grand fina- *reads other comments* oh there's a 6th one coming out....OK THEN.
@t.v.rockwell45046 жыл бұрын
This time it'll have Becky Lynch and Shawn Micheals.
@gablefanproductions016 жыл бұрын
+TVR24 betting Marine 7 will have the ascension, Curt Hawkins, Harper and Rowan, R-truth or the fashion police I'm calling it now.
@rafaelflores49686 жыл бұрын
Antnony GableGate the fashion police Acension being the comical guys while Miz is serious would make for a decent movie as long as they go up against SAnitY
@gablefanproductions016 жыл бұрын
+Rafael Flores that actually sounds like a great idea for movie. like have breezango be rookie cops with the miz as there mentor and the ascension be who their holding in custody and SAnitY is a cult they have to fight off.
@jsegaul4206 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for The Marine 6: Great Balls Of Fire End Of The Line: Takeover Arrival The End.
@iAmCyberwaste6 жыл бұрын
Lost Legion... Is that a biker gang, or a WoW guild?
@Sammmmmmmm6176 жыл бұрын
Cyberwaste kek
@gamejawa6 жыл бұрын
why not both?
@derangel91436 жыл бұрын
A WoW playing biker guild?
@Lilhippydude6 жыл бұрын
Derangel now that i would like to see
@mizcs6 жыл бұрын
actually its a Roman legion "Legio IX Hispana"
@mattf1sh976 жыл бұрын
I want a marine sequel with Eugene as the lead
@worriorjack6 жыл бұрын
Matt Barber The Marine 7: SPECIAL ops
@mattf1sh976 жыл бұрын
warrior jack my sides
@starhunter90856 жыл бұрын
Matt Barber I want a Marine movie with the BulletClub as the villains.
@wstine796 жыл бұрын
The marine has to save Uncle Eric.
@philmp66 жыл бұрын
Starhunter Eugene vs The Bullet Club... That would be interesting.
@opeth18456 жыл бұрын
"I need to go hug my kids" HAHAHAHA love it.
@northumbriabushcraft12086 жыл бұрын
The 'I bolive I can fly' made me give an instant like to the video, great review
@dyhall6 жыл бұрын
I laugh more at this channel than some pure comedy channels I watch.
@SmokeEater_6 жыл бұрын
"I BO-LIEVE I can fly..." Lol brilliant
@marquisfields98946 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one that recognized that "she ded" line from Wrestling Shorts?
@GaryTurbo6 жыл бұрын
Marquis Fields I thought it came from Family Guy
@missmoanypants6 жыл бұрын
I choked on my drink.
@winslowjus6 жыл бұрын
nope
@sportsnthingsshows27866 жыл бұрын
thanks for these reviews Brian this one was funny as hell hopefully you do more reviews especially for marine 6
@Pudward696 жыл бұрын
I definitely go with John Cena's The Marine as the best of the bunch, because it was made like an 80's Action film, and you could have easily had Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone as John Triton, that's why he was unkillable and could overcome everything, that's how 80's movies were. The later movies were okay, they just toned it down. They should just have fun with the Franchise, and have Cena return for Part 6, where he leads and A-Team like group, with The Miz and 2 other WWE Stars. Or go all the way and let Stone Cold Steve Austin star in the next films, because he could do really good as a retired Marine, I'd watch those movies. Also, why do they keep making sequels for their movies, but not for the better. They've had 5 Marine's, 3 - 12 Rounds, 2 See No Evils and 2 The Condemned (but only See No Evil 2 was a direct sequel to the original. Why haven't we gotten a team-up movie yet? WWE Films should merge with a bigger Film Company and make some bigger movies, using the WWE Marketing machine and getting more named actors.
@nathog976 жыл бұрын
Robert James George I like that idea. I mean, if WWE Studios were to partner up with Paramount, Warner Brothers, Universal for the movies, it would be interesting to see the likes of Scott Eastwoood, Channing Tatum, Idris Elba, Gerald Butler or Mark Wahlberg just to name a few famous Hollywood actors interact with the likes of either John Cena, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks or Peyton Royce just to name a few from WWE in a big budget movie. Oh, and also get a few famous directors to do the movies like Zack Snyder, Patty Jenkins or the Russo Brothers. Oh, and if WWE Studios were to partner up with Netflix. We’d get some cool series of shows out of it too featuring some well known actors and some of the Superstars from WWE too. Heck, even some of the Hall Of Famers too. Plus, they’d be exclusive to both Netflix and the WWE Network. Plus, it would also draw in new fans too.
@Pudward696 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about them teaming with Lionsgate. The WWE has a complete roster of big buff guys, small fast guys, a few medium chubby guys and a large number of gorgeous girls; and all of them are a mixture of actor and stunt people. With a bigger studio bringing in more money and theatrical releases, WWE could fill out a cast with various "cheaper" talent, and of course almost unlimited Marketing across their various platforms is the huge selling point of the partnership. WWE has already teamed up with famous properties like The Flintstones and Scooby-Doo, which resulted in some fun Animated Movies. So they could really do well with action films, horror films and comedy films. WWE has some 'Acting' 'Diamonds-in-the-Rough' like The Rock, John Cena, Batista, etc..., so you never know who could be next. Also, with so many gorgeous Divas on the roster, you could see any of them wearing sexy lingerie and hooking up with the Main Actor. I just see a great future for the company, if they are willing to work for it.
@nathog976 жыл бұрын
Robert James George Nah, I don’t see the women doing the whole “Sexy” lingerie thing. That would be going in the Michael Bay route for an action movie. Just watch the Transformers movies. If it was a family friendly movie like a Christmas one (Santa’s Little Helper for example) the relationship would build with chemistry overtime and then you get the kiss at the end, flash-forward a year or two and boom! Married with kids.
@MasterOfViewership3 жыл бұрын
They also had 2 Leprechauns
@Denji20066 жыл бұрын
"Ow! I'm Bo-leeding!" LOL
@___thurmattic___16716 жыл бұрын
I'm hurting right now I BO-LIEVE I can fly! 😂😂😂😂😂
@zacharyk.21806 жыл бұрын
Where was the Braun Strowman ambulance joke? Kind of seems like a lost opportunity to me lol
@mattway186 жыл бұрын
*kind have
@BaDMrFr0zty6 жыл бұрын
ROFL that grunt birthday party headshot!
@mfrost2286 жыл бұрын
Going by the Summer Rae and now Maryse appearances, I have a feeling we will be getting about twenty seconds of Becky Lynch in part 6, which is unfortunate as I was excited to see her get a part
@Djarra6 жыл бұрын
Maybe you could try WCW's other movie 'Shutterspeed' starring Sting. Which is actually good, like so good you wonder why Time Warner just paid Sting his contract for two years after WCW closed rather than using him as an actor.
@SauROnmiKE6 жыл бұрын
Man at every review you make, wrestling event or movie, you always make me laugh so much xD
@thomasofone6 жыл бұрын
I hope Maryses baby is okay
@dylanstakely6 жыл бұрын
The Grunt Birthday sound got me 😂 This has been a great month, Brian. Hell, I think this whole season has been the best yet.
@anthonyscott53756 жыл бұрын
I love this guys jokes.😂
@King4sshole896 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you watched these movies Zane, so I don't have to. Thanks for always taking one for the team.
@KhplSenseii6 жыл бұрын
I watched all the reviews for the Marine pentilogy and I gotta say, this one was easily the best! But to be fair, you had a lot of material to work with. Thank you for doing justice to it :)
@arrowhiteshark6 жыл бұрын
You’re the best Brian!
@dmccar126 жыл бұрын
Shocked/disappointed there was no reference to the DOA. Crush, Chainz, Skull and 8-Ball are 4 of the 8 dislikes.
@1erinash6 жыл бұрын
Lol the SOA reference had me dying
@ChattGM6 жыл бұрын
Ronald Mayberry same here. I'm like before you do that Brian there's something you should kno-- too late already saw it all HAHAHAHA
@ccarreon6 жыл бұрын
Good to see the return on “bad boy” bo rotundo
@livingak6 жыл бұрын
alot of clubs like that have ex military people in them. they is why they can be dangerous.
@ShinRyojin6 жыл бұрын
The job interview bit reminded me of when Homer listed all the jobs he had from season one onwards.
@Chigen_Atomic6 жыл бұрын
"That's one way to make her feel the glow...and taste it too" great line. From what you showed, it doesn't seem like half a bad film.
@haywardbarrows59065 жыл бұрын
Brian's Heath Slater and Bo Dallas quips are FUCKING AMAZING
@guapoboii236 жыл бұрын
So he murders the biker gang and saves a guy that murdered or helped murder their leader 🤔 what kind of morale is that
@guapoboii236 жыл бұрын
jbfarley you’re right on both points, meant to use *moral
@MrSkerpentine6 жыл бұрын
My theory: The picture of Maryse on the cover is actually her ghost that got in the shot like that one picture of Abraham Lincoln's widow
@CelticKillerSOB6 жыл бұрын
Hey Brian, any chance of you doing the 12 Rounds franchise after this?
@AceTheSkylord6 жыл бұрын
Wow, they managed to sneak in an AJ Styles Easter Egg in at 4:55
@bhilbwift526 жыл бұрын
Ace The Skylord boi
@wallyrosario6546 жыл бұрын
Bo is so fucking underrated its damn near criminal. In ring, young, and as a character
@ty-jh2hs6 жыл бұрын
Can this be Naomi's and Bo's new gimmick
@MiXVoy6 жыл бұрын
hope you'll review Santa's Little Helper this December
@TyMarshall0076 жыл бұрын
or Knucklehead that movie needs a Review
@chriskessaris89856 жыл бұрын
A+ with the Halo head shot ref when the girl gets shot, A+
@Alex_DC4136 жыл бұрын
I have to say, after the way Naomi, Maryse and Summer Rae were treated, I'm even less optimistic about Becky Lynch's role in the Marine 6. I can already hear myself saying, "They took my beautiful Becky off TV for this?"
@OptimusProvost6 жыл бұрын
Now I get why Bo wears dresses like a biker on TV
@updownjesse3 жыл бұрын
“Really!?!” Should be a t shirt for miz
@DarthPerkins6 жыл бұрын
The E.M.T. 5: Battleground.
@JustFUTchris6 жыл бұрын
Wrestling Shorts ASH makes an appearance.... SHE DEYAD!!!!
@TheIceAnt6 жыл бұрын
Please "Santa's Little Helper" for the Christmas Special? These were all awesome, Brian! Thank you. :) Definitley gotta check out Marine 5.
@johnnyb.jabroni9834 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the great Miztourage was founded 3 months after this movie came out! And the two final battleground participants were both in it! Coincidence? I think not
@joshzumstien62894 жыл бұрын
When you're from Vancouver and totally recognize this amusement park as Playland at the PNE 😂😂😂
@shadowdramon016 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess that one way to give the mid card something to do.
@MichcioPL6 жыл бұрын
7:44 Boy, that was.... INSPIRATIONAL :P
@joehedge62026 жыл бұрын
Surprised there wasn’t a swanton bomb joke with bo onto the ambulance.
@Ghost95386 жыл бұрын
That scrappys bit was hilarious man
@michaelmcgowens92356 жыл бұрын
Did you just put in a grunt birthday party headshot in there? Slow clap Zane slow clap
@whattaphreak6 жыл бұрын
DON'T DO IT ZANE! THAT CHRISTMAS MOVIE IS ON PAR WITH WATERBOARDING! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!
@TheBraunMachine20116 жыл бұрын
12:34 best part, i lol'd so hard at that xDD Good one hehe
@skyrish4 жыл бұрын
Too bad that the American Badass Undertaker did not appear here despite it featured bikers as badguys, that would be an awesome villain for The Marine 5.
@oliverqueen98864 жыл бұрын
That would have been very cool to see. So far the only live action movie I have seen Undertaker in is Suburban Comando with Hulk Hogan
@joeyteter93835 жыл бұрын
“I need to go hug my kids” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
@TheSonicsean6 жыл бұрын
The Bo jokes were just incredi-bo.
@laeldestan15366 жыл бұрын
All these movies seem like nineties action films starring Don the Dragon Wilson, Michael Dudikoff, Stephen James, Cynthia Rothrock and Mark Decascoes.
@Hawkeye262 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't comment on there being an explosion depicted on the cover for a film with no explosions...
@dylanjamieson43006 жыл бұрын
Loved all these reviews Brian. I looked forward to hear your take on each of the films. As for my preference for the films is very similar to yours: 1. The Marine 3: Homefront 2. The Marine 5: Battleground 3. The Marine 2 4. The Marine 5. The Marine 4: Moving Target
@Powerhouse16 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised on how much you enjoyed these movies (outside of 4). Maybe I should give them a shot.
@MegaSeptember296 жыл бұрын
I want that “Bo-lieve” song as my ringtone.
@thetruecish6 жыл бұрын
I see the indiscriminate metal poles that are always conveniently placed backstage at WWE shows made their way onto the movie set. 11:52
@rashadbailey67026 жыл бұрын
The new marine 6 movie will have Shawn Michaels as the lead role
@redwatson70046 жыл бұрын
Your vids are always hilarious but there always manages to be at least one joke that make me burst out laughing... That cat face censor.... oh man lol
@JoseLopez-sk3dq6 жыл бұрын
Fantastic review, Brian. I had no idea “The Marine 5” existed. The misleading cover reminds me of “The Guyver” cover which makes you believe Mark Hamill is The Guyver.
@lookherelooklisten19756 жыл бұрын
The dramatic pause. Brian, you are a legend! Baby
@deselis6 жыл бұрын
Its official, they're currently filming The Marine 6. And yep, not only is The Miz going to be back, but he's teaming up with The Showstopper Shawn Michaels! Looking to you to review it Zane ;)
@JayySneaks6 жыл бұрын
still waiting for the condemned
@thomasmeehan45816 жыл бұрын
This was a great month. Thank you for all the hard work.
@Robyamdam6 жыл бұрын
12:33 SWANTON BOMB
@Hitman-cn6zz6 жыл бұрын
the aces and eights should have been in the movie
@patrickracer434 жыл бұрын
Although you could chuck Maryse's cameo up to her basically being a part timer
@CoreyOfTheCosmos6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah it's the PNE I live a block from there!.........and I've seen it in countless movies and tv shows
@slayyyyyedmanatee56496 жыл бұрын
ow im boleeding! classic
@stoneharper70382 жыл бұрын
Much like Lance Archer Jax Teller believes in the philosophy that everybody dies.
@wstine796 жыл бұрын
These reviews of the Marine franchise were AAAAAAWWWWEEE...inspiring.