The Mash Report, Nish Kumar, Rachel Parris, Desiree Burch, Andrew..Series 1 (Winter), Last Episode 6

[@ared-ainu]

The avalanche comment was possibly my favourite response to this on all media.

[@lou51771]

Rachel Parris is the best thing on tv

[@latest3dsgames]

She's awful & has a super annoying voice

[@matthewyabsley]

@@latest3dsgames - She is lovely and she has a lovely voice.

[@CanalPSG]

@@matthewyabsley She is great in playing the "Overly self-confident woman who is the only one who thinks her jokes are funny"-character.

[@therespectedlex9794]

People here love being an admirer of Ray-kel.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

@@CanalPSG Weird how you think you can speak for everyone. Narcissistic much?

[@drownthedays]

'What a snowflake. And who knows, Nish. Maybe these young snowflakes will cause an avalance'. What a brilliant woman.

[@therespectedlex9794]

Test the fluoride levels in your water.

[@isabellaangeline2175]

@@therespectedlex9794 What’s your problem?

[@carolinaleonreyes5904]

"Christ i'll be 40 soon" 😂 I swear, Rachel Parris kills me every time!

[@marcushead9985]

What makes the Black Panther joke work so well is that most people who've seen it actually *were* like "You know if it wasn't for his intent on conquering the world Killmonger was basically in the right."

[@therespectedlex9794]

Man do you have some fat titties? I assume you're a man.

[@iwillruntoparis7475]

I love the way Nish laughs at the ad lib banter then super quickly pulls back into the professional host position 😂

[@LicoriceGargle75]

Rachel Pariss is a gift to us all.

[@therespectedlex9794]

She has the nicest nineteen fifties pointy bras.

[@greenmeat1270]

Just when I thought Lily Allen couldn't get any more beautiful she goes and steals my heart, what a wonderful ambassador for Britain and an inspiration for young women everywhere, also, not a half bad show guys, well done -Australia

[@Saint_Dan132]

this show for me a a guilty pleasure, Nish is an amazing comedian and his journalistic integrity is phenomenal. i have never laughed so much , Rachel Paris is a god send, what an angel and is a massive move forward in woman being themselves and having confidence in what they do.. i love her style bloody brilliant

[@queekheadtaker7327]

They are right about snowflakes there nothing wrong with feeling sympathy for homeless orphans or mourning your freinds who you saw get shot

Nobody who isn't a sociopath would call any of the things you describe snowflake bahaviour. It's usually used when people freak out over slight criticism or think that mean words are actual violence.

[@christopherbennett5858]

@ Yeah. Funnily enough, the sociopaths who use the word that way are the first to strike up a fuss when their bubbles are attacked like saying "Happy Holidays"

[@bennyton2560]

Feminism is all about equality, not women above men. But if the status quo is already men having more power, changing it might seem like taking men's rights away, when in fact it's making men and women EQUAL. We didn't start on the same point alright? Yes men can be victims of molest or domestic violence too; feminism actually teaches us about that fact. And the fact that men rarely report such incidents is precisely due to the masculine culture that silences them for "not being man enough". Focusing on female victims doesn't negate what male victims have gone through ok? It's not a zero-sum game, not mutually exclusive. So instead of making everything about men, why not start understanding what feminism really stands for?

[@bencarter1666]

姚澜 The problem with men coming forward, especially when the perpetrator is female, has nothing to do with masculine culture and everything to do with societal attitudes towards women and crime. This is acutely reflective in the criminal justice system in the UK, where a whole succession of women who commited the most heinous crimes, walked free on suspended sentences. The most high profile involved a 21 year old woman who had sex with a 11year old boy and two women in separate cases who almost stabbed to death their partners with knives. This has actually caused outrage in the media and is a direct result of thirty years of feminist campaign groups lobbying the government for greater leniency for women in the criminal justice system. A woman now only serves half the jail time of a man for equivalent crimes and it has sent completely the wrong message to the general population. In Britain female criminality has been rising for thirty years and male has been falling. If you don't think women are capable of the most heinous wickedness you are fooling yourself. I have studied a lot of criminal cases in this rabbit hole. It sends a signal out that women get a pass and you won't be taken seriously if you have to report them. This is incredibly dangerous.

[@bennyton2560]

Ben Carter Thanks for the reply, I never looked into the British female criminal case so I didn't actually know. But you definitely have a point. It's interesting why there's a gender disparity in terms of punishment. I feel like more studies need to be conducted about it as it's specific. I don't think the man's rights activist here has thought about it neither though

[@Paul-ks2fv]

I think that a large part of to problem is that there is very little research on domestic violence with regards male victims. This is extremely important with regards the use of limited resources (although I would argue that the pot does need to be bigger in this area). That said the questionable statistics of a 2 to 1 ratio would require any person whether self identifying as feminist or equal rights advocate to be shocked at how little support is given to male victims. Some uk councils are doing better than others but none even close to this ball park ratio. In short we need to base resources on good statical evidence(costs money) of what is actually happening rather than who shouts loudest. A recent survey in my council regards people being physically struck by a partner since the age of 16 returned 17 percent of women and 11 or 12 percent of men. Don't know how well this survey was done but given how poorly other surveys have been carried out..... That said that guy did creep me out -but it might have been the editing.

[@maddie_1122]

Feminism is an ideology based on men being above women in this made up 'patriarchy' in which men get paid more money than women, all men protect and support rape, and also men are the oppressors. If you truly believe that men and women should have equal rights, stop calling yourself a feminist. I've debated and talked to many feminists to know that in practice, feminists don't fight for equality, they fight for female empowerment over men.

[@mattpreece6106]

Ben Carter etc... The first Feminists actually asked to get arrested and to be taken seriously research the suffragette movement... it's because women AREN'T taken seriously that they are given shorter sentences... except for where the crime is seen as anti maternal etc and they have been judged more harshly ESPECIALLY by women judges... they are still in many ways treated like children and that they are easier to push around... some domestic violence happens against men because many women still believe that deep down a woman can't really hurt a man and that the man is just moaning... it is this anti woman mentality that is hurting men the most... one thing I will say though is that you can't talk about statistics of domestic violence because there are so many that go unreported and therefore don't show up in statistics... if your partner has ever slapped you that counts... it just is not taken seriously... if male slaps female though it is... it is equally wrong both ways

[@kaziiqbal7257]

I simply cannot overstate how much I love Desiree

[@sfshinz]

I wonder if Nish twitches whenever Rachel says "Thank you, Nish".

[@TheKatrillionaire]

Thank you so much from Ottawa!!!!

[@TheSuzberry]

And thanks from the backward United States.

[@RaggisMaggis]

And from Oslo!

[@Neelay98]

This is the best episode so far 😂😂😂😂

[@AdZS848]

What am I gonna do without this!!!

[@michaelstapelberg7751]

this is the greatest show on tv

[@seanspawn7805]

Hope you prats come back soon

[@bennyton2560]

I love the show! Please come back soon!

[@avocadomonkey4892]

Brilliant! Were there only two seasons? We need more!

[@TonyHightower]

Come back soon, you guys. This show is amazing.

[@helenosa5621]

I find it a bit strange that the men's right acitivist wasn't confronted directly and just fact-checked separately from the actual interview. I get that it's harder, since she obviously can't memorize every statistic needed for that. But most of his baseless claims weren't exactly suprising. I also didn't like that she didn't confront him much on the fact that he just insulted Nish based on the fact that he works for the BBC and isn't mean. Also there are probably much more male DV victims than are actually accounted for due to the stigma. There still is a clear picture that more women are much more affected by it.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

There was a systemic flaw with there fact checking. Just using the government statistics without context does not show the full picture. Studies by Harvard and Queens universities showed that men were less than half as likely to report being victims of abuse and that only a small percentage of reports that were made would be entered into statistical data. There is a circular argument that men aren’t victims because men aren’t victims.

[@bennyton2560]

"You're obviously a feminist, I mean you wouldn't get work at BBC otherwise" lmaoooo XD

[@badasspuppy]

Wow, Rachel really kicked ass on this one.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

I'm amused that the stock children cheering sound effect in that proBrexit advert is the same one used in Five Nights at Freddy's.

[@StitchesLovesRats]

cheers for posting these, buddy. Can't see the damn things anywhere.

[@mattewc14]

If female domestic violence cases are not a joke then male cases shouldn't be either

[@huwryan4701]

If you think that the joke is about male-oriented domestic violence then you are either being purposefully disingenuous or you need to look at the segment again. The joke is clearly about the incompetent liar attempting to convince people that the numbers are "equal", when in fact that is shown to be far from the truth.

[@lyracimitri5676]

@@huwryan4701 thank you

[@ideaaddict923]

Were you watching the same show? They were suggesting that women suffer more domestic abuse not that men suffer none hence the statistics? The "joke" (if one is to be rigid in his categorisation of what is and is not "serious") was that the man thought that men's ability to catcall was being curtailed and that women ought to be complemented when men point out the perceived quality of their secondary sex characteristics.

[@therespectedlex9794]

@@ideaaddict923 Which is hilarious except that they are liberal fascists. Who wants to be cut from their Marxist cloth? Bit too green too... well they are.

[@MikiCab1]

Wish they would bring this show to America. Funny funny funny.

[@verityandstumclellan8585]

And we're not any closer to knowing what Brexit is, and it's a week to go!

[@AshishGupta-ql9lq]

That Desiree segment though😀😁😀😁

[@perjohansson4402]

Love the mash report, more please.

[@greenmeat1270]

It's strange, actually, I always liked the idea of serfdom as a kid, out on the water, kicking back and chilling, until I realised what the word actually meant and that there's sharks in the water. Now I see people in voluntary serfdom competing for dropped crumbs at the management's feet, and I see people voluntarily surfing, even though there's such a thing as a shark! It's a mad world innit.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

The modern use of the term serfdom misunderstands its historical reality. Serfs worked a fraction of the time that modern workers do, spent the majority of their free time outdoors and in social pursuits, and rarely if ever had to deal with their bosses (some would go their whole lives never laying eyes on them)

[@LaSolipop]

So is an anti-feminist woman a shenis?

[@BadWebDiver]

Good one!

[@andrewjohnson6716]

Dear Poster, first thank you for posting these. Second KZbin truncates all titles after 60 characters. It would be helpful to viewers if the season and episode was in the title before that cut off point. Otherwise it is not possible to see which video is which episode without opening every one.

[@phekev]

Lightning returns!

[@deadviny]

dogs have hands. let it be known

[@StuMas]

I love laughing *AT* this show!

[@scarymonsterer]

Thanks for posting this. Really enjoyed it despite AHM ;-)

[@VC-xj1fs]

Boys II Men 😂😂😂😂😂

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

17:59 this guy is an actor , right?

[@Ranblv]

Ellie is amazing

[@censusgary]

Rachel Parris is the only cast member of this show who ever changes clothes.

[@giselledsouza4073]

Desiree's lipstick is gorgeous

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

props to desiree for having to put up with that man

[@frankpage5179]

I truly enjoy people with nasal voices. Richard Ayoade, and David Mitchell bring some of my favourites. That being said, I watch this show purely for Rachel Parris because even I have my limits. *glares at Nish*

[@elirien4264]

Enough snow flakes can paralyze a city.

[@zeebee8527]

Desiree Burch is AMAZING! I'm cackling!

[@MrHullRockers]

Let's say that Buchanan is wrong and we take the statistics on Intimate Partner Violence presented as factual, what proportion of resources and funding do you think SHOULD be allocated to male victims of IPV? How much resources and funding do you think IS allocated to male victims of IPV? So, even if his numbers are wrong, does Buchanan have a point?

[@Mollari42]

Nope. It's all _male tears_ to her.

[@therespectedlex9794]

Does she drink them? That won't keep her in excess calories.

[@LexiLSify]

The point is domestic violence is horrible no matter if you're male or female. But you can't minimize it and say there are as many male victims as there are females, as it's simply not true.

[@Mollari42]

Okay, according to the ONS there have been just over half the number of male reports of domestic violence as female reports, and this is what the OP is going on (I personally happen to think this is skewed since it is only reports, and I think it's way more likely that men wouldn't report this than women). In any case let's go with this figure, so one third of victims are male, and 2 thirds are female. Due you think the state or the country as a whole should give a third of its attention to male victims? Because you must admit that it clearly doesn't, by a long way! Personally I think the whole issue is much more about generational violent behaviour than it is about sexism, like Erin Pizzey always points out.

[@MrHullRockers]

LexiLSify: Interesting that you think more male victims minimises the problem of domestic violence, lack of empathy, such as yours, for male victims is the problem Buchanan is highlighting. You are a horrible person.

[@5hadow5talker]

Anyone think that this is kind of like the British version of the Daily show?

[@frankrives9964]

But better.

[@bencarter1666]

Generation X was actually the first generation unable to afford to buy a home, especially in London . We didn't moan about it so you didn't hear about it. This is what is meant by self centred. Didn't seem to be an issue between Baby boomers and Generation Xers, didn't reduce it to a finger pointing exercise

[@heidikarinen563]

Take it to Russians to make the house pricing to go up in London. It is a capitalism that you have in Britain. Why do you complain? And those refugees and immigrants: Why on earth did Brits go and bomb Iraq and Libya to bits in the first place? So that you could get the oil, and oil money to the rich. AND why not one single politician in Britain talks about getting peace in the middle east as a priority? Ask your politicians that.

[@iloveyourunclebob]

BRATSketeers because I also enjoy a good play on words.

[@purpleprinc3]

KFC - Kentucky Fried Creatures

[@cowboyuniverse7258]

Wow this aged in a sad way… the Brits were tricked about brexit

[@brettb9194]

how many times I have to say this? Northern Ireland: have your own referendum, stay in the EU with a soft border and still have your own state. Oh, hey - ask the UK if you can all have dual citizenship while you're at it - best of all worlds.

[@heidikarinen563]

Yeah, Britain is very much for gaining independence from silly bureacracts so you can make your own decisions. And the people should have the right to vote. Brexits are very much pro-voting.

[@TheStanleyVillan]

Love the show. Am I being a snowflake if I think comparing survivors of a mass shooting to the "Me too" movement is a bit off? Just an honest question from a true fan. So go easy.

[@jglobetrotter2830]

Stephen Staines there was no comparison being made. Just because two things are both mentioned as wrong (calling victims of sexual harassment snowflakes and calling victims of gun violence snowflakes) is not any kind of commentary on them being equally bad.

[@livb6945]

Stephen Staines Doesn't that depend on the individual experience? All who have been in some kind of school shooting are not traumatised on the same level. Everybody who joins metoo have had different experiences, some of which have been major traumas.

[@TheJamesRedwood]

If you want to debate anything important you will inevitably risk offence. Risking offence is no excuse for shutting down free speech.

[@patbiss7742]

Gonzalez and Hogg are gen z, just sayin'

[@JamesCalbraith]

Eddie Murphy did it, what, 30 years ago?

[@justinb.1407]

He's also done standup 30 years ago and jokes about family. Does that mean no one else is allowed to do standup/ family jokes because of Eddie Murphy?

[@matthewcreigh6624]

And then Micheal Che did a similar sketch recently. I prefer Murphy's version.

[@jamesl8640]

The issue with labour, is that they feel they always have to disagree with Conservatives, and their position on brexit is as messed up as the UKs education system.

[@brettb9194]

the issue with labour - or socialism in general - is that it believes it is (or can ever be) the goal socialism and capitalism are great tools: they are never the finished product... that would be liberty and democracy founded on the rule of law

[@heidikarinen563]

@@brettb9194 What is the goal?

[@purpleprinc3]

No-ones suffering should be belittled, men, women, boys and girls. Desiree was rude & obnoxious. She doesn't genuinely care, you can sense when people are being genuine. And the fact that all her 'responses' was done post-editing tells me she lacks the confidence in her own argument. Buchanan, whilst his words were not appropriate, I sensed a more genuine concern from him.

[@robnessvic]

I agree. Although Buchanan was opposing feminism (which I do not condone), it is true that white men have their struggles as well. There are many stereotypes associated with them. And they do suffer from domestic abuse, it turns out.

[@ideaaddict923]

I hate to break it to you but these standards of journalism don't apply to comedy shows. No one comes to the MASH report for their political news, on the other hand plenty read the daily mail and watch FOX so...

[@rikwisselink-bijker]

@@ideaaddict923 I failed to see the comedy, but maybe that's just because what you perceive as humour is very personal. Were they going for actual substance, or cheap bashing? By editing in the stats post-interview they failed at both, making the segment pointless.

[@ideaaddict923]

@@rikwisselink-bijker shame, you missed some funny stuff. Although they did miss a trick by editing in stats and then cutting away. They should have release the interview as it was. That guys arguments are funny enough as is.

[@frankhooper7871]

I'd never seen _The Mash Report_ before, but thought: "Hmm...Nish Kumar? This should be good." I was wrong; load of rubbish.

[@therespectedlex9794]

Crap because of Nish Kumar especially, you mean.

[@TheJamesRedwood]

Good!, but likelihood of unemployment is not a measure of discrimination.

[@lavrentivs9891]

But it is an indicator of discrimination when groups are overrepresented.

[@TheJamesRedwood]

No, it isn't. There are lots of reasons why groups could be over-represented. Choosing the first reason that pops into your head does not make something "an indicator", it makes you biased. You need to test specifically for the variable in question for your measurement to have validity.

[@lavrentivs9891]

I said that it's an indicator, not a measurement. The same way that a puddle on the floor can be an indicator that there is a hole in the roof, but finding and fixing it is another matter.

[@TheJamesRedwood]

No, it isn't an indicator that there "is" a hole in the roof, it is an indicator that there "may be" a hole in the roof. Which makes it a false premise for the conclusion: "there is a hole in the roof". A puddle on the floor could be an indicator of many things, you need to see the drip before you know it's a leaky roof and not a clumsy bucket carrier, or an incontinent drunk, or a messy drinker, or a host of other causes. Therefore a puddle on the floor, by itself, indicates nothing, you should get actual proof before you bother climbing on the roof to find a leak whose existence is moot. Do I need to continue spelling it out? I hope you are not a legislator. Have another go, or concede.

[@bencarter1666]

Lavrentivs You must be able to prove discrimation or it is slander

[@realraven2000]

when you're talking about men's problems / abuse / homelessness, make sure you break out the canned laugh track. because suffering of men doesn't matter when you're part of the church (of womenworsting)

[@krashd]

Way to miss the point.

[@therespectedlex9794]

Womenworsting? Is that to do with hot dogs?

[@realraven2000]

@@therespectedlex9794 Funny. It's a religion which has the main tenet that whatever affects anybody in general it always affects women worse.

[@therespectedlex9794]

@@realraven2000 So what do I put in my finger rolls Sylvester?

[@realraven2000]

@@therespectedlex9794 your fingers?

[@DeeSunshineTantra]

Moving back in with my Mum. I'm 56. Thank goodness she is too old to have sex

[@EasternStandardTim]

Oh wow, so we’re doing white face now, super progressive of you

[@michaelstapelberg7751]

jesus was such a snowflake!

[@pbegley99]

Establishment humour.

[@callumhardy5098]

Im a “millennial” and a conservative and I don’t find this offensive at all. Ah and BTW you the woman at 8:30 was not a snowflake because of what she said she was a snowflake because she shaved her hair.

[@amigaamigo5307]

White men tick no boxes in work. White face is ok

[@marcusstar9995]

it takes a lot of effort not to punch mike in the face.

[@veldrin1000]

Painfully unfunny...

[@paulhubber9741]

i use brexitard not brexiteer

[@MatthewMcVeagh]

How about 'BeLeaver'.

[@amigaamigo5307]

I use Stockholm syndrome no remainer

[@Mollari42]

Lefty BBC, women have it all nowadays, and the pay gap is not due to systemic sexism, it's about choices more than anything else.

[@LexiLSify]

Right, not at all due to the fact that women are expected to do everything at home while holding a job. Not at all due to the fact that men aren't encouraged to take parental leaves, etc etc. Seriously.

[@Mollari42]

One issue at a time LexiLSify :-)

[@LexiLSify]

Carl Andrew no. Why one at a time ? Aren’t we intelligent enough as nations to tackle several issues at the same time ?

[@Mollari42]

Because it gets unnecessarily confusing, a person makes a point on one thread and the other person counters it on this one etc, it's all a little messy why not stick to one thread and have one proper debate. So don't just say no, you're not my mum/dad, if you don't like my answer, go do one!

[@jglobetrotter2830]

Carl Andrew I'm not sure what to say, except I'm sorry that your mind is so remarkably limited that you can't possibly comprehend two interelated issues that have a direct impact on one another.

[@ellalee04380]

Do man need shoulders to cry on now? What a shame, none to give, sorry, woman have suffered enough through hundreds of years. Your scared of us now, you should be, many man deserve what’s happening and what if left to come.

[@godfreysandford9663]

Men created civilisation because men are the driving, ambitious, creative force in our species. Without men, mankind would be living in the Stone Age.

[@Mollari42]

That's equality is it? That kind of sentiment is why most people don't identify with feminism, your kind is dying and good riddence. Most people just want to get on together peaceably, but your kind just want to be tribal, and doing so only makes more and more men tribal as well, good going!

[@TheRahsoft]

You need to go back to school and learn language comprehension.

[@Mollari42]

I cannot be sure who you're replying to, but I assume it's to the OP. Personally I didn't point this out because I it wasn't relevant, and also due to the large number of errors, likely due to English not being their first language.

[@TheRahsoft]

Carl Andrews my reply was obviously not to you . Unfortunately youtube no longer links to the person you are replying my reply was to mel smith I think it is relevant as anyone with even the most basic of English comprehension knows the difference between man and men, and woman and women. I've known friends on three continents whose English as a second language skill would be much poorer than this person( mel smith) and yet can differentiate between woman and women. I have zero sympathy for anyone who talks like a spoiled child in kindergarten.. especially in regards to the abuse of anyone regardless of their gender..

[@DrJams]

Super left wing. ugh.

[@nowseemefly]

DrJams Not at all. Especially the last dog's glass ceiling skit

[@DrJams]

iR Did you know the BBC discriminates against males and whites in the hiring process? Equality of outcome is a left wing policy.

[@youtubeyoutube6341]

DrJams eye roll

[@ideaaddict923]

@@DrJams No. It is not. The "leftists" or the "post-modern neo-Marxists" (if the latter is more your cup of tea as an inaccurate descriptor) advocate for equality of opportunity and want (I repeat WANT) everyone to have an equal outcome but NOT without EQUAL effort and productivity. The BBC pays men more than women FOR THE SAME JOB!! which isn't even the case in the national wage gap. Here's an example though, if men and women naturally sort themselves into a structure where women are dependent on men and earn less then for the vast majority of women (shown in various polls) a structural change needs to be made that gives women more opportunities to earn the same for the same effort.

[@DrJams]

​@@paranoidandroid2098 What do you mean "it's not working?" Face it, women play the victim and want preferential treatment, not a level playing field. You understand that Chris Evans had the largest audience so why shouldn't he get paid more? Face it, the women just moan but are not bringing the same to the table. Educate yourself.