The Meanest Jabs in Season One of Succession

[@caffeinateddaydreamsasmr2153]

" Well, I shouldn't be, Greg"

[@romanxxxxyoutube]

That pause and "well i shouldn't be greg" at 1:25 is priceless!

[@Ms14787]

every single line out of gerri's mouth is absolute gold

[@xzh911024]

“Don’t jump”

[@briellericker8569]

the fact i dislike every character and still love this show goes to show how it good it is

[@taithangcong4704]

Even cousin Greg?

[@tyso921]

I only like Gerri

[@briellericker8569]

@@tyso921 i like geri too, and the call girl that the oldest brother is "dating"

[@briellericker8569]

@@taithangcong4704 actually greg, the call girl , and geri are all my favs. everyone else i hate lol

[@im_so_bored3896]

lol i like all of them.

[@alcyonae]

Matthew saying “you can seduce her with your sad eyes” is peak irony

[@minus21334]

Elizabeth : excuse me sir

[@Lizliz223]

Tom not Matthew

[@alcyonae]

@@Lizliz223 Matthew Macfadyen, the actor who plays Tom and who is known for seducing with his sad eyes. The sentence doesn’t work with Tom because he’s a markedly different character.

[@fenrir_szn6978]

How you missed "you are dating a man fathoms beneath you..." Is criminal

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

Looks like they did insults to their face

[@briellericker8569]

or the " at least im only getting fucked by one member of the family " the call girl said to tom lmaooo

[@moreafterthistime]

brielle ricker it’s in there at 1:28

[@Erodam]

Cornelius that wasn’t a jab. That was a knock out blow

[@archiveeverything3000]

2:08 The way Siobhan looked at the camera, its clear Roman's response was improvised #youwish

[@zelalmi2934]

But what does it mean? I'm not a native english speaker and I don't get it lol

[@arthurcolle2778]

@@zelalmi2934 They are siblings, so it's weird for him to quip that back

[@avinashjiwnani5700]

yes you are right

[@viIIaneIIe]

HAHA I ACTUALLY DIDNT NOTICE THAT

[@sg_1541]

@@arthurcolle2778 I still don't get it. What does the insult meant?

[@kellyannebrown9800]

“Buckle up fucklehead” may be the funniest line on the show packed full of funny lines...

[@zerokozmo]

"they make a cajun chicken linguine just how I like it" ohhh Gregory

[@adri7753]

Epic

[@matthewtom5200]

I loves me some CPK.

[@johannabelle]

I looked this up and it's a real menu item.

[@sandcrabwilly3112]

Yeah but it’s not how you’re supposed to like

[@mjrichar715]

"Killing hobos isn't a hobby." I'm d-e-a-d

[@JeffreyGillespie]

To be fair it's more of a profession

[@dojotommy123]

So are those hobos

[@keelahrose]

It's a calling.

[@n.a.7373]

American psycho jab ouch 😭😭😭

[@emilianocortescampos4541]

the killing hobos thing is brought up in another moment in season 01, i started to wonder if romulus actually goes on his little adventures.

[@NeterRafi77]

This is the dark evil version of the Office

[@Millie15071]

Rafael Ortiz exactly what I’ve been thinking

[@moreafterthistime]

Yes that’s why I love it lol

[@scottroldan5290]

It's like Shameless but for rich people

[@Gulegardiners]

@@scottroldan5290 less convoluted though

[@iloveyoufor10000years]

Omg exactly! They even have the same camera handling approach

[@colmachale]

I was hooked from the second Gregg started puking........out of the eyes 🤣

[@Melti]

"Buckle up Fucklehead!" XD

[@SeddieWeddie]

There’s not enough quotes of them bringing up Kendall’s cocaine addiction

[@laurenjcoates]

Every word that comes out of Roman’s mouth is iconic

[@moreafterthistime]

“You wish?”

[@saelaird]

Roman's "Control the narrative" is fucking the best thing I ever saw. I cried, literally cried.

[@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848]

I love that most of the burns are for Tom.

[@siyaktc1285]

"I'm pretty sure that's Boa Constrictors"

[@The1Mustache3]

Gold. The best show ever.

[@slashdisco]

Maybe it's because I'm a Brit who knows Matthew Macfadyen's also a Brit, but it kills me the weird way Tom pronounces Greg's name: "Guh-REGG". Gets me every time hahahaha.

[@xlyu8513]

yessssss! i love how his British accent just slips right through everytime there 😂

[@greggallant007]

As a Greg, I agree lol

[@TH-dg2mm]

This is basically how my family talks to each other except we're poor.

[@Chkhitoooo]

"Here's the thing about being rich, OK? It's fucking great. It's like being a superhero, only better. You get to do what you want and the authorities can't really touch you."

[@lolobey1291]

Im OBSESSED with this show right now! Everyone’s lines are hilarious and so iconic !

[@alexcoyg3281]

"I heard you swallowed you own..." where is that?!!?

[@kevingalang9831]

Yeah

[@lethrneck4]

@@Lafemmefutile it was always kinda fucked up the Roman started dating the woman greg snowballed with...like it was no big deal

[@gijoey5912]

I didn't think any show could have more savage insults than Veep, but this one comes very close.

[@NDoldinger]

Try "The Thick of It" ;-)

[@chaosprince8291]

The can opener line is my favorite.

[@sophullacrap]

"mix me up with your sponsor?" NSUCHSNSNSN

[@Lafemmefutile]

sophia howard I was so happy when Kendall dealt with Vaulter. I screamed Yes. It’s telling when you are rooting for a negative act just to shut these Mfers up.

[@lethrneck4]

@@Lafemmefutile Vaulter represents the worst kind of millenial loaded, liberal socialist snowflakes media corporations..loved seeing Kendall take them down..yep...because daddy said so hahaa

[@edithputhy4948]

@@lethrneck4 socialist corporations? i don't think that word means what you think it means

[@lethrneck4]

@@edithputhy4948 think HuffPost and MSNBC

[@mamoru1836]

can you please explain this line to me I don't get it TT

[@adammelnyk5631]

i miss this show almost as much as every one of logan's kids miss a loving father

[@keelahrose]

Can't miss what you never had.

[@bebexaddict]

So this is like all the outtakes but it’s actually part of the show

[@sgtlamancha805]

“Buckle up fucklehead” has become my go to at work.

[@chanayehudis5529]

Can't make a Tomlette without some Greggs!

[@superduper5494]

i can’t stand watching most of the tom/greg scenes without cringing to death but buckle up fuckle-head is a classic 3:56

[@LuckGoodLuckLuckGoodLuck]

I missed “It’s better than being carried around in dad’s pockets” like fuckin’ Stuart Little”.

[@mattponikvar4944]

Tom is the best

[@LANBritain1]

I remember watching the first episode and when I saw 2:06 I instantly knew this show was going to be good.

[@seaque.]

i never get that. can someone explain?

[@aikaterineillt9876]

Seaque it’s funny because they are siblings

[@bernadinetinker3028]

Season, episode 1 should be reviewed by everone.

[@margaritabitch666]

"you wish???"

[@gregkrazanski]

calamari cockring LOL

[@JeffreyGillespie]

"I think that means they see me as a cockring made from calamari" I'm DEAD.

[@jash98]

“Thats not how youre supposed to like it”😂😂

[@kayh9477]

cousin greg !

[@thatotherkid9210]

are you sure it isn't Craig

[@TangoNevada]

@@thatotherkid9210 Yes

[@thatotherkid9210]

@@TangoNevada was a reference to Logan's mistake introducing him in S1E1

[@TangoNevada]

@@thatotherkid9210 Got it. Thanks

[@TangoNevada]

Greg is pretty clearly starting to play some cards he has in the hole. Not sure he is cut out for what's to come. But he is definitely playing the game to the best of his abilities.

[@citrusforce]

"Wow, funny and cool." 😂😂

[@MarceloCN]

0:13 "You, are, a, Killer."

[@saelaird]

Every character is so hateable. I love the whole thing!!

[@AroundTheWorldWithEase]

I’m pretty sure that’s boa constrictors.

[@ajtxx974]

‘great get in there and operate doctor google’😭

[@lindakachur4862]

I am just gonna have to watch season one all over again to get that good one!

[@gucke]

Please do season two as well!!

[@tanzida2165]

oh come on! "you little machiavellian fuck" is a compliment i hope to get from the guy i just blackmailed

[@A-G-A-G]

“I wish?”...

[@im_so_bored3896]

L to the og, he be the OG

[@iandavid7730]

2:08 Was that ad-libbed because her response is to look directly to camera.

[@sammartin8458]

i thought that too and there's no way its not

[@farrellrose4230]

No decent actor is dumb enough to look directly into the camera during a live take. She was likely looking either at another off camera actor or the crew.

[@sammartin8458]

i dont think it's about being "dumb" or not, if something funny and unexpected happens and you think the take is over, there would be no reason you couldnt, or wouldnt look at the director who may be standing behind the camera

[@sammartin8458]

@@farrellrose4230 and looking at something or someone immediately behind the camera counts as looking into the camera

[@farrellrose4230]

@@sammartin8458 Yes that's why I said she likely looked at the crew not DIRECTLY INTO CAMERA as originally stated. Actors aren't going to do that. They are trained to ignore the camera for the most part.

[@ilianabarrera5505]

''I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors''

[@mmalytics6066]

“I’m pretty sure that’s boa constrictors”

[@Jayzone702]

Jesus Christ I forgot about the Gerri line to Tom about his mother 😂😂

[@DarkKnight-er2ny]

How is this not the best tv show ever????

[@Jack_______oh]

Referring to almost any line from Succession as a "jab" feels like a gross understatement

[@bkninja3172]

0:43 I'm gonna use this soooo much

[@sulaymanhaq5630]

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs.

[@adamkane4217]

Looks like 27 people are fans of the Cajun chicken linguini at California Pizza Kitchen.

[@Jon-bt4zv]

Best series of all time

[@wittlelady]

MY GOD MATHEW

[@bernadinetinker3028]

Imagine a set of coffee mugs: "Fuck You Very Much"

[@danbam465]

Greg the egg

[@mukta4689]

The vipers dialogue is so true.

[@theimmaculated6480]

2:06 fucked shiv up she thought it was gonna be cut lmao

[@0ut1and3r]

1:56 😂😂😂

[@celino22]

1:28 my girl is savage

[@TangoNevada]

Settle an argument for me. Is this a Comedy or a Drama, a Dark Comedy or a Dramody?

[@cheifsfan78]

I have no idea!!! I would put along the same lines as Shameless. Funny as hell sometimes but super serious others. I am a huge fan

[@MF-qs5oe]

yes

[@TangoNevada]

@@MF-qs5oe I think it's a Drama with Comic Relief. There were plenty of LOL moments in the Soprano's, but I would never call that show a comedy. Same with Breaking Bad, the Wire, etc. I think this show fits in with them as far as description.

[@KadayiPolokov]

The Darkest of Comedies

[@TangoNevada]

@@KadayiPolokov Okay, I have been watching it again with other people and they all agree. No way is this is comedy or even a dark comedy. It just has moments of comic relief. I sincerely think the only reason why people even consider this a comedy if because of the camera work. Specifically where they do that fast Zoom in or Pan to a Character, much like The Office did or Parks and Rec, etc. I think that is just to throw you off. This is a drama through and through with some funny moments.

[@MRLUCCH]

2:09 breaking the fourth wall

[@amrikd]

'Ah... Mr. Fuckhead i presume'? 😂

[@Go4Yourz]

Love this show

[@renatenha]

1:40 best part

[@conscioussleeper5619]

3:56 1:17 don't mind me, personal use

[@orensro7434]

I love this serie

[@buzzy33]

okay no wonder i got a certain vibe from Roman, just realize the actor is the brother of Macauley Culkin.

[@siemprerm2763]

He doesn’t even trust water is perfect

[@MyaB1986]

The bast jab was that they made fun of you. You are "Vaulter".

[@Festoniaful]

Calamari cockring is amazing

[@CookieThug]

you’re on speaker phone tom

[@jorgborb]

Till this day I still wonder how Logan would've solved the bank problem at the start of season 1. Sure Ken gave part of the company away to a rival, but they really were in a bad situation, no?

[@isbestlizard]

Greg is adorable XD

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

This reminds me of The Thick of It but the cursing toned down lmao

[@faIIenfruit]

"wow, funny _and_ cool."

[@mathewsmukoyani3719]

where's for season 2

[@theeternalcowboy]

we need season 2

[@keanureeves411]

Thanks for your sincere compliment and love towards coming on screen.I’m not complete without you as my Fan all over the world 🌹 I have you to be most thankful for 🌹🌹 I don't come online often, but you can get in touch via WhatsApp messenger: [phone]. Good Movies , much love ❤️

[@blakepotter7937]

Season 3 huuuuuurry!!!

[@joelkaranikas7314]

2:02 Tom's black eye

[@samanthacristinaburgosmera4160]

and I still don't know how that happened

[@moreafterthistime]

1:45 💀💀💀💀

[@bernadinetinker3028]

everyone.

[@baruchkamps644]

Song?

[@jreim]

wow... funny and cool

[@delivererx]

Pretty sure those are boa constrictors. Greg is void of any loyalty or empathy.

[@jomocheatham]

Do Stewie from both seasons. PLEASE, do Stewie...

[@mellamotina5100]

1:44 1:18

[@hannahs1683]

Every fourth word in this show is fuck

[@stridersanza426]

No one thinks it’s ironic this is posted by Vulture?

[@petekdemircioglu]

a sicko family

[@miguelcuriel1987]

I hate slash love every character except logan shiv and roman i just hate them

[@AG-vh3lx]

Can Someone please tell me What Calamari Cock ring means ??? Is it just an absolute nonsense term as usually is on the show or does it have some cultural meaning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faveladarbunch8738]

Jesus F-ing christ, don't add music in the background if you don't know how to mix it with the dialogue. It's annoying.

[@davidfrehner1]

Sorry, but these are corny and contrived af. Sound like throw away lines from an episode of Entourage.

[@peterumathum4903]

You are simply just wrong