THE MELTING MAN

[@thelostbois]

I think every person lives walking distance from a church, it's creepy

[@dovahkiin6488]

Can confirm. There's a church near our neighborhood

[@kingofravens215]

Having an Scp article about that would be fascinating

[@allexmussen9107]

The old place I used to live at had like 6 churches on 1 block. It's creepy and istg they like multiply every hundred years

[@jaidenwood9247]

I used to be.

[@katiemaycosplay]

Also a carwash.... Weird.

[@ninjacb7xcm633]

Imagine being on break watching this vid and all you're coworkers heard the "you turn around....bigfoot cock" part

[@dredonyx]

That show concept about documenting the deaths would probably be really good I'm not gonna lie, probably even better as an anime lol Okay okay but get this... Since he has that ability to know when people are going to die and follows them around to get their last moments in detail then becomes an influencer, he rises up to the top with his amazing retellings. So much so that it even becomes newsworthy. But then rumors start to go around and eventually, the main character is accused of being a serial killer and making these events happen to gain fame. (even though all he's doing is documenting them after his power tells him about their death... hell, maybe he has a vision about how they're going to die too) So he tries to prove his innocence by putting out public statements, saying he's just doing good research; only for people to fact-check and point out he has details that weren't public. He decides to stop journaling only to find the notebook has started to document the events on their own mysteriously, and whenever he tries to get rid of the notebook it'll just reappear in his room the next day (even if he completely destorys it the day before). Now he has to try to prove his innocence but can't get rid of the evidence or stop documenting deaths.And that's all I got... sorry about the rambling I'm just tired and bored XD Side Note: Pig already called dibs lmao ...I love your videos, and funny enough my mom even watches too. I hope you have an amazing day

[@cartooncritique6625]

5:30 If Christianity is the dominant religion of the region there is going to be at least one church in every town.

[@bluetiger2468]

Big Foot flashed him. That's what happened.

[@dexshenewolf3017]

I know it doesn't make sense, but I think a komodo dragon could do this. The "light" that he saw could've been acid spit, the dark figure could've been a komod itself, and acid injected into the bloodstream would cause melting (if mixed with another poison to get that degree). They also mentioned how the wilderness had dangerous animals too, so it's not too far fetched. Again, this assumption is iffy, mainly due to acid intake. Acid would mainly make blood boil and find pores to leak out of. But of course, another answer is that this was made up. Not that ballen was making up the story, but probably an urban legend.

[@KrisFlicks]

but komodos aren’t really native to brazil

[@dexshenewolf3017]

@@KrisFlicks That's mainly why I said it was iffy.

[@raeberryrattlesnake]

a snake could

[@dexshenewolf3017]

@@raeberryrattlesnake True, but it depends on the type of venom.

[@raeberryrattlesnake]

@@dexshenewolf3017 yeah. It would feel like your burning on the inside

[@pwner332]

someone said to call the hospital when this story takes place 1946 LMAO

[@wok7152]

thank you so much. i missed the context and this was the comment i needed 😗👌

[@DubbleDubble12]

I love pig reacting to MrBallens videos. So good!

[@tropicalcitruscandle713]

I once fell and had one of my bottom teeth go through my skin just below my bottom lip. When I was at the hospital I had to swish salt water in my mouth to clean any dirt and every time I spat out, some of the water trickled through the hole where my tooth had gone through. Bloody brilliant 🎉.

[@avatar40k86]

Raise your hand if you searched SCP 659 to see if it had anything to do with churches. ✋

[@sadflix8754]

Funny birds

[@Gizzy510]

A dude made a radiation cannon out of thermostats

[@pwner332]

what if Mr Ballen was the one watching Joao while he was on his cart? 😳😳

[@bingdinggold1877]

"I've been saying this for years and no one's been listening to me"

[@brieaunnasworld6609]

Snake vemon? Spider bites? Brazil got some crazy animals too

[@harminflictor]

Entire Earth has crazy animals not just Australia

[@raeberryrattlesnake]

for sure, would of raised your heart beat and paranoia, then eaten away at flesh

[@dylanperry3735]

@@raeberryrattlesnake Yeah you haven’t heard about the NecroSpidpussy? It’s the spider that bit Peter Parker. He just has the Spidpussy immunity gene that’s why he got powers and didn’t melt.

[@deerspirit7560]

Sounds like the tales from the crypt episode, Forever Ambergris

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

Is that the photographer one with Tim Roth and Steve Buscemi?

[@katiemaycosplay]

If the movie swamp ape taught me anything they have pretty massive members.

[@flap.d.jack247]

It!s worth it

[@roycemclean6041]

vegeta hairline

[@dovahkiin6488]

The hell is that intro lol

[@NotLuvely]

More sustenance

[@tteokbokkibxtch]

Radiation sickness?

[@anafj]

Jo wow

[@tylerbabitz5875]

Pig your so much more better at reactions❤ I love it, it cracks me up, I needed that to day.

[@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899]

There's a such thing as invisible fire. It's happened at a raceway, also someone literally said spontaneous human combustion... Sometimes you need to think before you speak, good grief🙄... Edit: radiation is possible but everybody else would also be exposed.

[@AngelaMStovall]

I'd already seen this on John's channel but had to watch this you're so crazy I literally snort laughed my a$$ off at your corny big foot 🍆 joke & more, l❤U crazy fool XXX❗️

[@bingdinggold1877]

After 20 minutes of it he finally says "sorry got bigfoot coke on the mind" 💀. He NEEDS one of those ball caps that says "Bigfoot is REAL and he ate my ass"

[@gaymer42069]

Ricin poisoning would do this. So would a radiation beam weapon. Both of these things would cause cell necrosis like in this case. Someone tested a weapon on these people and they deserve

[@flap.d.jack247]

😐

[@At_Sociopaths]

At 13:38 it’s a predator mouth moment

[@bretalleman9352]

show me a alien then ill believe lol thinks its govt

[@alucardthevapireking9594]

Hey pig I love your videos

[@ghostofgrim3402]

Yeh piggy

[@inoriselectricboogaloo2442]

The complete butchering of the name João by MrBallen

[@anafj]

Quem é Br dá um salve aí só pra eu ver uma coisa

[@bianca6176]

Finalmente porra tava caçando um br Salve 🎉

[@mrmysterium1638]

This chat is weird as f#ck

[@shikitohno47]

How unfunny can one person be .

[@flap.d.jack247]

oh come on, don’t knock yourself down like that