The military branches calling medical

[@thebusdrrivertohell]

"Wonder what he's gonna do for the Army" *Rings then cuts away* "Yep, already accurate"

[@hj7947]

Air Force - sometimes we get special decals on our band aids. 🌸

[@yagilmnstrx]

😂im Air Force and I’m laughing at this 💀

[@HJW018]

Calling ahead was the first mistake. Can't let them know your next move. 😂😂😂

[@shilohwoods4516]

Oh my gosh......spot on with the Army! This has actually happened to me!! You finally get through and the earliest appointment is 6 months later!!!! Or you go through about 3 people and then the system hangs up on you! UGH!!!

[@Zacdaranger47]

"Meep Morp!" I fucking lost it. Amazing shit dude!

[@TwilightMysts]

I was expecting Space Force to disappear in a Star Trek transporter beam.

[@captainnitrousx1331]

😂 LOL. Thanks Nick. It makes me laugh and bring back memories of over 50 years ago.

[@reppi8742]

Army would've been funny if it weren't so true - It's still funny!😂😂😂👍🏻

[@EricDobmeier]

Ha, this was great! Aww, don’t cry army, it’ll be alright! Gotta watch out for those marines, they do have good aim!😊😁

[@jgkitarel]

Nah, we just send them to the cav barracks to have a good time and the guys in charge of dealing with fires won't even need to be told where the fire is.

[@berylwhite2983]

Now I can't pick the one I think is the best! You got them all down pat. Lol😂 be good

[@ZachClynes]

The army one is spot on 😂😭

[@michaelcassady3862]

There's nothing that Motrin and a change of socks can't fix. And, every GySgt knows that a glow belt can prevent unwanted pregnancies. Rah.

[@Y0url0calidi0tmia]

when Space force gets better so quick LOL 😂

[@maryannbrown9441]

These are spot on!😂

[@gscam0001]

Question is- which branch would I join? Chair Force or Meep Morp?

[@NickVarn]

Yes

[@PartTimeBritishGuy]

Saved the best joke for last very good!

[@jordancody6047]

Nick!! I love it!!! On point

[@pgrafton]

ROFL at SpaceForce appointment.

[@Hardrada88]

100% with Marines 😂 I once got shot in the junk with a firework and my peen swelled up like a coke can. It was hilarious and incredibly painful 😅

[@jgkitarel]

Should have stayed with Crayola brand crayons to eat, everyone knows that there's something off about those other brands.

[@DesertBean]

There are two types of Airforce- The ones who belong at a desk, And the ones who wanted to join the marines but Mom wouldn’t let us-

[@ericfarrar9185]

Space force lmao 🤣

[@shadowfyre8265]

As Air Force, I can confirm pretty accurate.

[@hazegrayprepper4396]

For all the Sailors and Marines here, another meaning for HM (Hospital Corpsman) is Here's Motrin. Also, IDC (Independent Duty Corpsman) can also mean I Don't Care or I Do Consults. (This was told to me by one of my recently retired HMCS colleagues I served with in JEB Little Creek). 😂

[@OK-otic]

Poor army 😅

[@ValJonesDaO]

GO ARMY! #FACTS 😂😂🌟

[@Aquatic.Shadow]

poor Army XD

[@nickcardona1059]

Kid you not I just got a paper cut today studying for sec+

[@NickVarn]

My condolences

[@charesepelham7682]

Poor Army! And poor Marine, too!

[@funtimefoxy6699]

Ex-Navy, and it's true. I haven't seen a doctor in years - and that was only because I FUBAR'ed my back so bad I couldn't even move. Got some steroid shots and moved on. Don't get me started on dental.

[@karenm5681]

😂