The Mortuary Assistant (FULL GAME)

The Mortuary Assistant's full version is finally out. let's get scared
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[@DarkStoneDigital]

Thank you so much for playing again! Looks like this was on a slightly older version so things like the raining inside are all fixed. I'm constantly working to keep bugs at bay. Also next larger patch will have more bodies and more haunting events. Thank you again and I hope you had a fun time!

[@Shanetor]

Such an awesome game / concept. Hope the game has large success!

[@nicolaspro-pi2ie]

Absolute banger game,keep it Going!

[@RaphEnthusiast]

I genuinely thought the raining indoors was part of the game, it seemed like a nice idea tbh!

[@TheBedroomSimRacer]

*the Lord has spoken*

[@RubixCuber66]

Thought the raining inside was a part of the actual game. Like the demon was like “hey if grabbing up inside dead people and getting the shit scared outta ya wasn’t bad enough, now you’re soaking wet while doing it!”

[@ironcladnomad5639]

I like to think Raymond's notes on Jack read something like, "Intern is good, follows instructions, fairly efficient, but a little jumpy. Talks to the deceased quite a lot, but that'll calm down once the deceased start talking back."

[@matthewnour97]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gamma_0216]

"Also likes talking to paintings, I don't know what to think about that"...

[@LB0206]

"That'll calm down once the deceased start talking back" - no shit

[@Shy_anime_girl]

😂😂😂

[@cheesybacca1336]

@Kavetion no

[@bleedinggoat7986]

"Raymond, I'm what we call in the biz, FUCKING LOSING IT" I'm fucking dying.

[@Goldenswagger359]

Literally read this as it happened

[@persephoneplays]

I was looking for this comment, I can’t breathe 😂😂

[@oPo7126]

Lol

[@user-pc6et5rd4h]

Your so gullible

[@ejl196]

"embalm and stay calm" such encouraging words 😂😂

[@shutupdeck]

These are words I would expect to hear from @AskAMortician ^_^

[@r.e.m.02]

Keep calm and embalm

[@psfanaticsaddicts8807]

Where was that at

[@Unknown_crusader]

​@@psfanaticsaddicts8807at around 25:05

[@izzyt1626]

I need that on a throw pillow

[@linda_srndn]

i love how greg's "fuck it so muuuuch" is completely engraved into his brain lol

[@Slimboy025]

Thanks for bringing back great memories ❤

[@Maverickthegoof]

This is driving me crazy, i remember that line, but cant remember the video its from!! That brought back MEMORIES.

[@Slimboy025]

@@Maverickthegoof simulacra or something like that

[@Maverickthegoof]

@@Slimboy025 immediately after posting the comment I remembered what game it was, yeah it was the first episode of Jack playing Simulacra😂

[@Slimboy025]

@@Maverickthegoof oh xD

[@Daniel-rg5kb]

Jack: "maybe stand back, what if demons explode?" Demon: *fucking explodes*

[@LB0206]

1:37:30

[@spacebeans4985]

"WOAH THEY DO EXPLODE"

[@gamerstheater1187]

I like to think he played this game before recording it

[@cylerinque8354]

@@gamerstheater1187 he played the demo but i think you already know that

[@barkmober]

@@gamerstheater1187 4:43 he says he played the demo

[@nightowlneith6236]

I love that he'll be kicking his feet and giggling and then he goes "THIS IS SO FUCKED" like he just remembered what game he's playing

[@babygirl4376]

Do you have a time stamp for that

[@Angelalice03]

@Kavetion why? Because he’s dead? (This is a joke!, yall cant take a joke jeez it’s called dark humour and it’s how I cope thanks!)

[@lexirey430]

@@Angelalice03 damn, replying to bots and being tone deaf. double miss 😐

[@Angelalice03]

@@lexirey430 I was literally just joking about? There’s nothing wrong about that

[@TheOGBaldski]

@@Angelalice03 Joking about a dead person 😐

[@harveyanimations8974]

I like how the horror is very subtle. The monsters peering out from behind walls is something I find scarier than poppy playtime, fnaf, and all the horror titles out there

[@yasininn76]

Bruh the fact that THOSE are the horror games you know

[@w_h_y1112]

The fact that you count those as horror games They are more "slasher" or "thriller" than horror. Horror is like Chilla Art games.

[@harveyanimations8974]

@@yasininn76 those are the ones that are burned into my memory

[@harveyanimations8974]

@@yasininn76 plus there’s ravenholm. And cultic

[@TheCompleteMental]

Yeah, that's not very subtle, chief

[@tournesol99]

It just hit me how unlucky Jack was. Only three sigils spawned, they didn't match the correct house, and two of them vanished at some point.

[@referenceslut7529]

No he just didn’t move around enough, he missed the bathroom for example. It’s Sean btw

[@lilbreadstick2922]

@@referenceslut7529 he goes by jack too

[@notmyname8764]

@@referenceslut7529i’m sure people who know him call him Sean, but online he’s Jack. So it’s Jack

[@seajaye]

​@referenceslut7529 it was def a bug. He saw 2/3 sigils, 3rd one was an empty diamond, then after a reload the 3rd came in; all sigils matched a different house than what he was being possessed by. Based upon the sigils that showed up he did what he was supposed to, matched them to a demon that was the only one they fit into, which was an altogether different house & it came out wrong. This had to have been bugged. None of those sigils fit into the house symbol that kept popping up during possession. He did what he should have based upon the info given. Edit: looking at the mark he placed, I'm not sure which demon he picked exactly. It doesn't show him placing the sigils in the ultimate choice he made. But my comment still stands. The sigils appeared do not match the house symbol presented in possession.

[@oliiverbetts]

I can’t explain how hilarious it was as I looked into the Mortunary guy’s face and thinking “oh this guy looks like Mads Mikkelsen” only for the editor to literally put Mads Mikkelsen’s actual face on him seconds later.

[@CoexCorpus]

I thought the exact same thing when I saw him 😂

[@taquyaki]

LMAO ME TOO

[@bammity9875]

SAAAAME

[@madisonmclain9859]

My first thought was Hannibal 💀

[@CoexCorpus]

@@madisonmclain9859 that’s even worse 😩

[@miniturtle0275]

Raymond: "don't answer the phone their not safe either, the demon can manipulate any object" Jack: *ring ring* "HELLO, WHO IS IT" Edit: Wow I did not expect this comment to blow up, Thank you guys

[@oyamampendu9467]

I literally paused at that point in the video and to see you beat me to it.

[@solsticeglimpse]

Omg so true that why would I do something like that lol 😂 I would be the first person to die in a horror movie not just because I’m dumb but because I’m to lazy to deal with that crap just let it kill me 😅

[@oPo7126]

Lol

[@aynuss5864]

Don’t go to the weird stuff happening… jack: what’s this box

[@fireruby1882]

*they’re. Not their

[@WritingandMore]

The voice you hear after shutting the mouth of the first body, they said "I've already died sweetie" and it was the dad of the character you play as.

[@henfries]

“Whatever doesn’t kill you probably hurt you a lot” -Jacksepticeye, 2022

[@GiyuuTomioka25]

That's kind of the negative way to say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

[@ellzbef]

I love how Sean just casually consults Jesus on the wall as a demon torments him.

[@srgtbloodshot6043]

Aint that what a lot of people do in wake of demons? 😂

[@TheUnderscore_]

@@srgtbloodshot6043 Not this casually lmao

[@midnights2631]

I mean, I would do the same

[@akiraamamiya9166]

I would give the demon depression by telling him about my life lol

[@-UchihaMadara-]

@@akiraamamiya9166 👀 not as bad as mine, but then again I'm sure you know what happened

[@jakedrake3660]

i love how for about a solid 4 or 5 minutes Jack completely ignores the fact that it´s raining INSIDE the building with the rain on full blast lol

[@chron874]

Same

[@moonthegobbo]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@wilymuppet8941]

I wasn't sure if that was a bug or the demon screwing with Rebecca.

[@Neybrit06]

That literally cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

[@imogencato4734]

When?

[@dirtydirtmcgogurt]

I like how Raymond just pushes her into a shallow grave, covers her in 6 inches of dirt and thinks "Yeah... that should do it."

[@GiyuuTomioka25]

I still don't get why. Maybe my bad english skills, but I don't understand everything 100%

[@NinjaRose23]

​@@GiyuuTomioka25pretty sure it was the demon in disguise, making her think it was him :)

[@GiyuuTomioka25]

@@NinjaRose23 oh okay, makes sense. Thanks :)

[@LyricaSilvan]

That bit at 55:40 got me giggling. XD I started trying to sing along with him and then the "and you shut your f**kin' mouth" line happened and surprised me.

[@F0gGrlDream]

55:45

[@karmacoookiesss9188]

It made me lol

[@RMegeso]

As an ex-embalmer, this video is hilarious. "This job is so fucked." You have no idea Jackie boy. EDIT: whoah boy, lots of questions. Let's speed run them. No ghosties experienced! Lots of liminal spaces though. Weirdest experience: deceased moaned when I moved them (it happens.) Job is gnarly but super important. I loved it but its very very hard. Big ups for those who can do it for long periods of time.

[@dwan270]

Now Im really interested to hear your RL story about that

[@crister4903]

@@dwan270 same

[@ronaldpadgett2580]

Fr fr

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

@@dwan270 huge same

[@dakotamartin8778]

I went to school but never did my internship, so I definitely enjoyed this!

[@LadyKatherineAnn]

Jack has to be the most "eff this" energy I've ever seen. He'd survive in a horror movie for sure.

[@shibaElephant]

but he’d die for the content

[@natashaw.7315]

Yeah but he didn't try to actually leave lol. You can attempt to and it's kinda wild.

[@Laughingrosecreations]

My husband started working at a mortuary when he was 16. Everyone thought he had an office job but he was actually handling the dead bodies as a minor. From what he has described to me, this game is very accurate. I hope Sean has to prepare a body for cremation and remove a pace maker, that'd be pretty creepy.

[@liawatson5789]

That's awful

[@Laughingrosecreations]

@liawatson5789 I agree, but he made great money and he wasn't scared of dead bodies. Once he became an adult he would do "body runs", where he'd go and pick up a body from the location of death and bring it to the mortuary. He also drove bodies to other mortuaries and coordinated funerals.

[@LatteEmbers]

I think the worst part about this game for me is that the "safe" area is still next to dead bodies and you have to actively interact with them.

[@MrMatrix5623]

@Kavetion spam somewhere else, kid.

[@ashleyr6809]

@@MrMatrix5623 just report them for harrassment

[@JoachimVampire]

there's no safe area...

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

Sean: *makes jokes about dead bodies* Also Sean: "this is probably why the demon wants to kill me" Yeah, probably 💀

[@quantumsage4008]

why is this comment so empty even with so many likes lol

[@gamerstheater1187]

I remember when people called Jack by his real name I used to think Sean was a character in the games he played

[@niyah4598]

@@gamerstheater1187 no me too😭

[@alextheeditor1278]

💀

[@BillyTheBigKid82]

I've never understood the fad of just repeating things that the tuber says in the video and getting thousands of likes...=D

[@aringrogan6250]

Quick tip, y’all. Don’t watch this late at night in a 100+ year old house in the middle of the rural Midwest. There’s nothing for miles and this is what I decided to watch at midnight 😅

[@DUHRIZEO]

Here's hoping you're still with us 😆 I bet a house like that creaks and cracks all the time.

[@aringrogan6250]

@@DUHRIZEO there’s also the dog’s water container that lets air bubbles in randomly but they always sound like someone knocking on wood. It’s also right by the front door. Very fun, lol

[@shelbigames]

I feel your pain. Lol 100+ year old house and surrounded by woods in Michigan. Also, 2 people have died here. 👀

[@subsoar5734]

the laugh track at 56:19 followed by the minecraft door noises were very well placed, very needed comic relief

[@hellfrozenphoenix13]

A few things for Jack. 1) the game has various events that's generated with each game, so there's a TON of extra scares and events that can happen. The game has a total of 6 endings (1 being a secret end) and has a ton of replay value. 2) For the missing sigil, as glitchy as tbe game is, was nkg a glitch. When a sigil is revealed, the demon slowly attempt to get rid of it and, since it took you a long time to find it, it was erased, making you miss one of the vital sigil. 3) Smaller tips for gameplay, all non-spoiler. If not interested, then let me just say I'd love to see more! A) When looking at bodies, the smaller movements matter more. The predetermined, scripted events have NO extra indication of who is or is not possessed. However, sudden new spots on the body, demonic writing, and small twitch movements from the fingers, toes, or face are strong indicators. B) Study the sigils VERY carefully, especially the "3" shaped one's. There are three of those and they are pretty easy to mix up. C) Each body can get new marks on them EVEN AFTER embalming. Checking a body for new marks after embalming a different body isn't a bad idea. D) This one is more of a hint for an Easter egg, but try leaving early into the night, after the first small thing happens.

[@Ilivedbih]

People should like this comment more so Jackie boy will see

[@jrrr9219]

I got so angry he confused the first 3 sigil. He was fucked since the beginning.

[@hellfrozenphoenix13]

@@jrrr9219 yeah, haha. I'll be honest, I see where his confusion was but I groaned when I saw it. He could have gotten it, but oh well! New game, New issues. Part of a new game is the growing pains to understand it.

[@druebio851]

This dope af

[@onebel24]

Hoping that @jacksepticeye sees this!! Really wanna see him replay this

[@sam9239]

It's impressive how only 1 guy made this game without so many encounters and endings.

[@bobbobber4810]

The ambience and the way it all go together was really well done too.

[@blakemeisner1954]

@Kavetion oh wait you’re the troll that made fun of Jack’s dad dying. Greeeaaaat

[@Bo-ft4gw]

@Kavetion Thats a good joke. I understand you’re in mourning, and it’s hard to process but maybe you need a therapist because you seem to be dissociating. ☺️

[@snorlax8963]

@@blakemeisner1954 its bot.

[@snorlax8963]

@@Bo-ft4gw its bot

[@Hidrian-_-Zzz]

30:34 Mark's face on the clay tablet🤣🤣

[@present_mic8425]

I was about to comment the same thing 😂

[@Poli.Zygotikk]

40:32 "I'm just gonna close these doors Jane, give us a bit of peace and quiet, ya know?" Jack says over the roaring indoor rain

[@number1riker]

This game is highly replayable as its procedurally generated! There are like, 200 different scares and events that can happen. It would be so cool to see you play it again or something!

[@rankingeditz6826]

I'm Better Than Jacksepticeye My Content is Better!

[@froodlechan7867]

@ahhhcool woah woah woah hold on just a sec

[@spicybeast1018]

Oh boy, glad to be reminded why I almost never look at replies.

[@tylipscombe6340]

@@spicybeast1018 ikr

[@euphoria1780]

@@spicybeast1018 when u expect actual replies Bots be like : sup there

[@gayghostguy2089]

"She can't bite me at least." says Jack as he closes a dead woman's mouth.

[@shaithelightsaberguy4731]

Famous last words

[@apotato878]

How can a ghost be gay?

[@phoenixjklin]

@@apotato878 ... Why couldn't a ghost be gay?

[@commenter4368]

@@apotato878 People have sexuality's... when they die, do you think that goes away? The soul leaves the body, the soul is who one is.

[@Sprite_uwu]

@@apotato878 im going to be the gayest ghost just you wait

[@erikapotgieter2221]

One year later, this is still hilarious and a little terrifying.

[@TophinatorStreams]

This game is relaxing to play if you know what does what. 1. The game differentiates between events and something I call "Passive Happenings". 2. This game is timed. 3. Sigils no longer repeat in the same houses of hell. 4. This game does seasonal decoration. 5. If you have 3 Sigils, the 4th almost never matters, so check the houses early for the correct demon's name.

[@starchild2438]

9:58 the change to Mads Mikkelsen had me crying 🤣

[@totallynotinsane]

I really thought he looked like Mads, the edit made it every better

[@natashaw.7315]

So fun fact, he is in fact modeled after Mads and Dolph Lundgren

[@britneyclugston2802]

I was like wait what was that Mads? I had to rewind it😂

[@outofbillion]

I screamed 😂 too H A W T

[@wolfjedisamuel]

*Rebecca:* _"Screw this, I'm getting out of here"_ *Sean:* _Nope, back to work._

[@ZEVA1970]

Most American Analogy to ever exist.

[@muffinman2143]

Okay but like, can we appreciate the voice acting? It's way better than the quality you'd usually expect from an indie startup game like this, it's very impressive

[@ukeleleguitar2087]

Fr like that demon voice is top tier!

[@Skrenja]

The acting is good but the mic quality leaves a little to be desired if I am being really picky. I also would have liked to have more lines of dialogue for the main character. She seems like she barely reacts to any of the insane things going on around her.

[@Grasfh]

was 2 minutes in and about to comment on how bad the mic quality was, glad it gets better :D

[@matthewhunter5589]

@@Skrenja zzppp

[@xlekhano4792]

@@Skrenja it’s not even that bad lol ur tripping for a indie game it’s pretty good

[@xLittleBunnyx]

It’s my dream job to be a mortician so this game looks dope and terrifying haha

[@Midnighttomato]

honestly kind of same

[@guyanesegoddess444]

Why????

[@Xxxthat_emo_kid]

Your not built different your built wrong

[@mooron394]

Yeah why

[@alaster1403]

Why tho

[@haikyuunerd2955]

I’m looking into becoming a mortician and seeing him grossed out at things just makes me chuckle. It’s such an honorable job and I adore the idea of honoring the dead and their families. I really enjoyed this game play!

[@orimisprime1558]

Props to you man, people who work this sort of job a the real heroes, I hope you get there! good luck

[@haleandguu]

good luck, you sound like a good hearted person, i wish you all the success in the world, friend !!!

[@ameess_]

I love Jack starting to scream "CHRISSY WAKE UP, I DON'T LIKE THIS" when the mother started getting up lmao

[@jaydenvalencich3517]

@Kavetion no 😂😂

[@rbmac110]

I cackled at that 🤣

[@emmymills4662]

i got so happy cuz i love seeing references to fandoms im in in something that doesn't have anything to do with it

[@ameess_]

@@emmymills4662 Same lmfao, absolutely love stranger things

[@wrath0fthelamb]

The riddler reference as well lol

[@jessiehogue.]

Jack: "Who's that pokémon?!" My brain: "Clearly a Ghost type."

[@ethmodecroft7233]

I said the same! XD

[@garrettmills8127]

Surely must be gengar

[@arsonthefroggo5426]

@@garrettmills8127 nah its a mega gengar

[@garrettmills8127]

@@arsonthefroggo5426 fair enough

[@nikolasEMT]

"IT'S PIKACHU"

[@Azoperoa]

48:58 And this is the story of how Jack went from confidence to *fear* in a matter of one second

[@olalazt2664]

18:23 I cant stop replaying this part. It was such a good timing and such a good choice of music!

[@Back-Space.]

The music is from the Stanley Parable (in case you didn't know)

[@olalazt2664]

@@Back-Space. Thank you. Good to know.

[@braydenhatchell2700]

I was trying to find this comment

[@Debt_Free_Mama]

As a great philosopher once said “Welcome to jacks mortuary and pizzeria, where yesterdays loss is todays sauce”

[@rankingeditz6826]

I'm Better Than Jacksepticeye My Content is Better!

[@Callmeaiden666]

😂😂😂 I love this

[@probablyjoe_]

Welcome to pete's pizza and abortian clinic your loss is our sauce how may i help you?

[@speckled_crow]

I HAD TO STOP MAKING BREAKFAST TO COMPOSE MYSELF LMAOOO

[@lyra7209]

😂😂😂😂 This is great

[@PeppermintCactus]

It’s so funny seeing him flinch at things I find pretty normal. I cremate for a living and have experience with embalming. I’ll tell you that I do talk to my decedents while I’m working on them sometimes. In fact, I’m at my crematory right now! I’m alone here and am working a double tonight. Sometimes I’ll sleep on the couch in the sitting room before returning to cremating. It’s a hard job, mentally and physically. I lifted someone who was 500LBS a few weeks ago. I’ve seen everything from children to 103 year old veterans. We also work with the coroner for our county, so I’ve seen pretty horrific things. At the end of the day I love this job and wouldn’t want to do anything else. This feels like the last nice thing you can do for someone and I take pride in knowing I’m the one seeing these people to their rest. Especially after COVID, the workload for us was so high people were working essentially 24 hour shifts. It’s been a real test of endurance and compassion.

[@Blaze-ub5uw]

Thanks for giving them peace man. You do what a lot of people dont have the courage to do

[@jackomo1387]

@blaze agreed

[@heavenwolf12]

Man I'd never be able to, thank you for taking care of ppls loved ones and sending them off! Your doing amazing work that not a lot of ppl could!

[@packrat2004]

How are you watching this video while doing your job? Maybe I'm weak-willed but that would scare the shit out of me.

[@PeppermintCactus]

@@packrat2004 When you work with the dead long enough your point of view changes. You start to see each person not as a decaying body, but as someone who was loved and treasured by their family. To me, I feel perfectly comfortable, even safe in my building. One thing you learn early on as an operator is how to keep yourself in the right state of mind. Games like this are a fun “what if”, but that’s all they are. I’ve seen the horrors other people can inflict and I’m a lot more scared of the living than anything the dead can throw at me.

[@marinahparkinson1802]

49:16 how did you even see that? I had to rewind 3 times to even see whatever was behind that cabinet lol

[@F0gGrlDream]

DUDE IT LOOKED LIKE A BLck trash bag

[@trashcanstories6219]

That's what I was thinking, I'd have to play on max brightness couldn't see half the things he saw.

[@R.KingSpade]

I gotta say as someone who experiences hallucinations the way she just doesn't react to shit is actually so spot on. Sees shadow man walking around, or demons chilling on cupboards and she's just like... yep, normal Tuesday night. No reactions. Makes it oddly more enjoyable and idk satisfying for me? I must like it since this is the third of fourth time I've watched this video when I don't normally re-watch videos like this. :)

[@SlurpyPie]

As a dead person, I must say this game is a accurate depiction of what happens in morgues.

[@samuellittle8643]

wait a minute 🤔

[@JimmyHey]

Hol' up now, something's wrong, I can feel it

[@JoachimVampire]

oh shit, * grabs the flamethrower * here we go again.

[@billciphergirl6049]

@@JoachimVampire I got the crosses, silver bullets, flamethrower and wooden spikes!

[@noahmiddleton2757]

@@billciphergirl6049 no iron or salt? you’re fucked friend

[@TrashRacoon1928]

“God! I’m drawing penises everywhere!” This is a man who owns a coffee company

[@Aleks-lt5sp]

I imagine it says like in the voice that says “this is Elon musk”

[@RadioNyxx]

@@Aleks-lt5sp I imagine it in the narrator from The Stanley Parable’s voice lol

[@Dethgears]

He's very versatile

[@Aleks-lt5sp]

@@RadioNyxx oh no

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Imagine someone who discovers him as the owner of his company, looks him up expecting Sean McLoughlin the serious businessman, and sees this instead. It's not exactly how most people picture CEOs/owners acting.

[@gmf-4078]

*Sean looks to Jesus.* "And you! You didn't even try to help." I nearly spit out my drink 😂

[@TophinatorStreams]

I know, me too.

[@g11a-karimhani79]

When the lights started flickering at 33:43 the lights came back and instantly showed me an ad of a bunch of shirtless dudes lol

[@slim_jimmothy]

Sean: "The report says Randy that you are in fact dead" Game: throws stuff at Sean Sean: "It was *JOKE* ! It was a *MEME* ! The other people liked it!"

[@m4xw3ll.]

schrödingers douchebag: extreme edition

[@Elli_Hamato_Todoroki]

@Kavetion 1. That’s just disrespectful, 2. No one is better than Technoblade, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@leighwakeham3735]

@Kavetion Ur still a spammer lol.

[@someoneiguess4495]

@trueblue23 Technoblade was a popular youtuber that died of cancer this year

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@@Elli_Hamato_Todoroki its a bot, they're just trying to get you to respond. Just report them and move on

[@Humblemud]

As someone who worked as a mortician for a while (more like an assistant, but I saw and did everything a normal mortician does, just dunno the Englissh term) I'm genuinely so glad that I have never experienced such creepy work spaces. Every time we took care of the deceased, it was at day, in rather bright rooms with other people around. The last one I worked for had fake flowers everywhere. The room was bright white mixed with a modern magenta. If anything, it feels more like a modern friendly hospital room than some 60-90s mental asylum lol Edit: The game is literally called Mortuary Assistant and I still didn't know the hecking English term. Wow. Go me. Lmao

[@Minisynapse]

Aside the demonic possession, how similar is the real job compared to what you do to the bodies in this game?

[@timmyjones4218]

I think it'd actually be peaceful and nice to work in a place like in this game, just in real life without the supernatural stuff of course.

[@justpassingbye]

talk about the 60-90s mental asylum. i think the game is indeed around 60-80s

[@curiousKuro16]

@@justpassingbye The cut scene says 1998? But the building is definitely older.

[@Humblemud]

@@Minisynapse Honestly, it's a bit different. But I assume it also depends what country you come from. We for example never cremate the deceased ourselves. And I admit, I have never seen the blood thing. But there were also a lot of things we do as well. Dunno the translations, unfortunately, but we also do the thing with the eyes, the mouth, the pumping stuff from the stomache and more. I can imagine the game is pretty realistic if you compare it to American mortuaries, or sth (obvsly ignoring all the creepy stuff in the game)

[@ingeborg0552]

I love that for a while since the 39:00 minute the rain was bugged, it was still raining inside and Jack did not notice as he was focused on the game

[@con1200]

REPOST NOT MINE INCASE ANYONE NEEDS IT ! ! ! (creds to the real owner) 7:25 window thump (minor) 8:27 ghost whisper (minor) 14:32 chemical pop? (minor) 18:25 casual stroll past hallway (minor) 32:46 hallway light flickers (minor) 33:32 lights go out and body sits up (moderate) 41:38 coffin appears in hallway (moderate) 44:24 girl appears in hallway (moderate) 46:29 quiet knock on door (minor) 48:15 light down the hallway goes out (minor) 48:57 cabinet peekaboo (moderate) 50:59 phone rings +voices (minor) 52:24 room across the hall changes (moderate) 53:11 aggressive hug from mom (major) 54:49 running/ knocking sounds? (minor) 55:38 alarm (minor) 59:52 stuff flies across the room (moderate) 1:00:15 girl peaking though door (moderate) 1:02:23 - 1:02:43 demon in corner +jumpscare (major) 1:05:01 - 1:05:10 body moves and points (moderate) 1:05:58 demon appears (major) 1:07:50 yell + big bang (moderate) 1:08:58 demon pops up (major) 1:24:18 old lady demon at window (moderate) 1:25:00 old lady becomes aggressive (major) 1:25:56 poof of demon smoke (moderate) 1:28:09 body cooler doors go crazy (moderate) 1:28:21 hallway lights go out (minor) 1:28:35 gets dragged (moderate) 1:29:54 girl under the body cart (moderate) 1:30:17 light flickers +dead woman appears (moderate) 1:30:46 lights turn on and off (minor) 1:33:29 gets dragged again (moderate) 1:36:17 demon on ceiling (moderate) 1:37:49 body oven explodes (moderate)

[@Wallflower905]

“Raymond I’m what we in the biz call FUCKING LOSING IT” made me giggle ridiculously Such a top tier game

[@radioaktiv7841]

Lol timestamp??

[@pirozhokbeznikto]

@@radioaktiv7841 41:26

[@diondotyx7015]

I have a cousin who does this for a living. Talk about the most unlikely person to work at a mortuary. She grew up as a kinda sheltered sweet Christian girl. She’s also just so giggly and funny so it’s a trip to see her in such a macabre profession. My mom got her a shirt that said “I put the fun in funeral” it’s very fitting for her😆

[@AlwaysAmSam]

A text shirt idea: Of corpse I can help you

[@kwaygo]

broski said macabre

[@blksundomme6836]

As someone going in the industry, the majority of us are very upbeat and funny. You need a good mental outlook to be able to make it in this line of practice 😅 obviously we can’t smile and giggle around the family members though

[@MononymousM]

@@kwaygo what's wrong with saying 'macabre'? Seems right to me in the context.

[@noonereally.]

Wooden Overcoats, anyone?

[@rage7283]

47:10 “nipple nipple, probably shouldn’t be doing that to the dead bodies” This has gotta be the funniest thing I’ve heard come from jack

[@devonthefool]

Rewatching this and other longer videos that Jack has played recently is a wonderful passtime, especially since i'm laid up in bed for another 2 weeks of non weight bearing on my foot. I'm glad I have him and his spooks to keep me company!

[@JenNichole]

Hope you feel better soon!

[@SpoonAxe]

Aye I got bronchitis so it's been a long few days. Hope your foots good

[@kiera6326]

Has anybody else thought about how Raymond set Rebecca up? He says he didn’t want her to experience this, and acts like it was all an unfortunate circumstance, but he MUST have known, from the noises that were happening earlier and the way he sent her home when it seemed like she’d been hallucinating- he must have known that a demon had arrived and was getting ready for playtime. Sending her home may have been out of a protective instinct, but he had clearly re-thought it by the time he called her later on. His fear must have gotten the better of him, and he was prepared to sacrifice Rebecca for his own skin- which the demon even notes and makes fun of in one of the hallucinations.

[@qwq843]

As I understand it, he thought he could vanquish the demon, but Rebecca's been already in the process of possession. And only the possessed one could do this. But things've been really messy for me, so I don't really know if I'm right or wrong here.

[@kaijvera7717]

@@qwq843 The thing I dont understand is why isnt he there to guide her. you expect someone who didnt even believe in demons to do everything correctly in a few hours. So i feel he had to set her up because of that.

[@coldspicy]

From what I understood, he probably noticed that the demon was trying to get to Rebecca from how the things flew off the table, and then maybe by the way she reacted when finishing up the body. He might've not seen the same things she saw, but from his journal, he's probably seen this stuff enough times that he can easily recognize it by now. So my guess is that he sent her home first because he needed to think of a way to make her understand she was in danger, and probably only she could save herself? I don't know if he could banish the demon for her, since I guess it wouldn't react to him and thus he wouldn't be able to get its name. That might also be why he wasn't there to help her, maybe his presence would only get in the way. Or maybe he's really just scared of it too and was like "aright you're on your own now byeeeee" All that said, I do think there's something shady about him. He did make a recording talking about a "woman in the basement", so something's definitely up here

[@PeachTheHolyFruit]

@@coldspicy spoilers: the woman in the basement is another woman who got possessed by a demon. He currently has her locked up and is researching to find a way to make her not possessed anymore.

[@qwq843]

@@coldspicy great thought, I like it! He seems like a somewhat good man for me.

[@pedrostormrage]

34:29 "Whatever doesn't kill you probably hurts you real bad" I see Jack finally found a more realistic version of that quote 😂

[@kaniamia]

To be fair, it did make him stronger.

[@sluicegatifer]

BUT what if they cut your eyebrows off??

[@solsticeglimpse]

@@kaniamia it did indeed make him stronger Ps: everyone here is very clever and made my day thanks guys 😊

[@catenjoyer76]

Like what if they cut my hand?

[@verteabrae]

I love when he quotes other things. “Son of a binky bonky!” “Chrissy wake up I don’t like this!!!!”

[@TheAdvertisement]

17:55 I love the Stanley Parable Adventure Line music coming in when Jack follows the yellow steps, 18:23 only for the shadow walking past here to also have the music following it.

[@Inamichan]

I keep replaying these parts because they are hilarious

[@natalietang9678]

I like how when the demon pushes the character down she's still holding the paper. The dedication to hold up the paper 100%

[@Misty_Dawn]

Haha!! I thought the same as well! She’s like, “you can take me, but you WILL NOT TAKE THIS PAPER!!!” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Thanks for playing this Sean! And hey, I finally got to be in a Jacksepticeye vid! And all it took was working on being a voice actor for like a decade! 1:23:02

[@cartooncritique6625]

Holy Shit! Wasn't expecting to see (or hear) you here! :O

[@Hannah-451]

Gg!

[@mr.castle1976]

Congrats 🍾🎈🎉🎊

[@longboi1135]

Awesome job!! That “FUCK” was really crisp!

[@calamaria9624]

Oh heck yeah! I watch your videos all the time! Your voice is incredible and very entertaining, very well done!

[@sierrasasmartass7755]

Never expected the information I learned from watching Mortician answers questions would ever really matter, but it prepared me to not be as disturbed by this game's setting.

[@_1Mai1_]

30:34 I did not expect that, nice Septiplier touch there Robin!

[@mathematicalmodelz]

huh???💀

[@XxV4m9B100dxX]

😰 bro what

[@sr2505]

Mad respect to all the morticians out there, because as we all know, this is EXACTLY what happens on a day to day basis

[@herohunterdotcom]

Literally, and workers like rebecca are usually under contract to not rlly... talk abt it. for all we know this kind of shit probably is an average Monday for someone in the world

[@dazedfaze3801]

I never thought of this, but you gotta wonder, those with aggressive pasts or bodies found in ditches after 20 some years. Their spirit is probably gonna do something

[@benkinsey13]

@@dazedfaze3801 nope because nothing happens after death your brain stops functioning and your consciousness ceases to exist

[@destinym4349]

Half of fear is the expectation, so many times I been creeped out just staring, looking for movement and find creepiness in the lack of. You get used to it after a while but the fear is mainly silence and expectation

[@kcyccyck6556]

I've heard some stories from morticians and, yeah I wouldn't be capable of working there not even for an hour

[@shannon3435]

I’m dying laughing. Finds the first symbol- Picks the wrong one. Goes outside- Glitches the game and it rains inside. Constantly goes to the Jesus’ picture for support. Burns another paper- gives up finding the second symbol. It’s a scary game but I’m laughing the entire time.

[@jacksepticeye]

The game was severely bugged. Symbols and sigils kept disappearing and changing because of game crashes

[@bigblueisgood8683]

@@jacksepticeye hola

[@arsham9588]

Sure Sean I have adhd too it's okay

[@rowen616]

@@jacksepticeye hah ur bad

[@coolboy7577]

@@jacksepticeye HAhaha the animations always looked a bit buggy to me.

[@HiQualiT]

When Sean said “it’s morbin time” that was my favourite part! Especially in the movie when Morbius went “it’s morbin time” that was definitely one of the parts of the movie

[@haleandguu]

that was the morbiest part of the whole movie , i morbed my pants

[@MarekUtd]

53:22 Best line in the video.

[@jacobneale3985]

😂😂😂

[@LoicReviews]

Would love to see you do a "all endings" run.

[@Katvan928]

Same here!

[@enriquecaceres1814]

Same

[@Sparky6Voltz]

For sure!

[@English-Lass]

Yup, there are six endings. Hope he does.

[@asbeltrion]

He did.

[@lilyasg.7702]

The preservation process is actually pretty accurate, despite the obviously tediousness of some of the tasks. Setting the features, flushing out the blood, even the paperwork process. My only criticism is that, Jack has a good point on this, morticians are Normally supposed to be wearing health safety gear, should someone die of an illness and still need to be embalmed. Another thing is that the embalming fluid is normally tinted to mimic the appearance of blood so that there's less to do in the makeup stage, prefuneral preparation wise.

[@leighwakeham3735]

@Kavetion You're a damn spammer more like lol.

[@sickohs]

@Kavetion i believe u 💞

[@Feverm00n]

I thought the health safety gear was in large part to protect from the carcinogenic qualities of the embalming fluid?

[@nunpho]

@@Feverm00n yeah it's for chemical and splash protection. You can't catch anything from a dead body but still, you don't want splashed 😆. The embalming fluid was tinted, you could see the body regain colour during the process, I thought that was a good detail! I'd never want embalmed though, apparently it's really common in the US. Just throw me in the retort or ground raw!

[@Feverm00n]

@@nunpho same, I love natural burial (Tho “bury me raw” is fantastic hahah), and natural cemeteries are so beautiful. Caitlin Doughty helped me learn so much.

[@samc543]

18:40 One does not simply walk out of morgue drawer

[@Nitrousx3]

ozwald does

[@Perzone316]

55:47 is the best part lmfao

[@hannahmarks6045]

"I'm just gonna close that door" is the equivalent of hiding under the covers as a child 😂

[@Ilivedbih]

I still do that as a 22 year old woman :'). I don't know why, I don't believe in supernatural, but when I'm trying to fall asleep I tuck my whole body and head under the covers. I feel anxious and can't fall asleep if my head is out :'D.

[@Shinyloog20992]

We need to give appreciation to the people that actually have to do this as a job because I know I'm sure as shit not doing it

[@simplycaleb4781]

My uncle used to but after I showed him this game he considered a career change 😅

[@brandonryan8177]

I went to collage for it never finished yet I still end up having to clean up a few dead bodies its a messy job but somebody has to do it

[@FayeGwenn]

Yeah fr… props to the catholic friars who have to exorcise demons on the daily and they don’t even get paid

[@mumflrfumperdink8416]

@@FayeGwenn well I guess that too but I think they meant the people who have to embalm bodies💀

[@cutiepuppahs2240]

My mum is an embalmer has been for the last 20 years and she's the strongest most amazing person I know. She sees looking after her deceased as a genuine privilege, she says the ones the same age as her children and the babies are always the hardest to cope with mentally ❤️

[@CompanionCarli]

Are we ever going to talk about how the camera kept refocusing at 41:00 as if there were a ghost in the room with Jack?

[@HelensWorld]

“I’ll throw paper at ya!” - lights turn off- “NO I WONT! I’LL STAY HERE”

[@burgerboi335]

Scary fact about morgues: Sometimes the air doesn't leave the body's lungs therefore when the body builds up enough pressure so the air can escape weird things happen, morgue workers have heard corpses breath,moan,sigh,gasp and even stand up despite being the only ones alive

[@LyraPyxisVT]

thats why i dont mess with the dead, i already had to deal with an actual dead body in my apt on sunday, i stay away from that shit, want nothing to do with it

[@BurntToast1717]

💀

[@MitoInrito]

how tf does air in their lungs make em' stand up

[@BarbieDreamDungeon]

Stand up part is a myth but decay can make it look like they've moved a little

[@mephilestenesse5101]

@@MitoInrito i think they mean it unrelated, all i know is that i think thats caused by the body stiffening so, on an off chance it could if propped up ig.

[@existentialdread5356]

Fun fact. After you've died, the air in your lungs can still escape causing you to let out a moan or sometimes make a squeaking sound. Also, your dead body can sit up but the chances of that happening are slim and most likely won't happen. But it's still creepy that it has.

[@Danmeilover69]

What's the science behind it sitting up? Has that ever happened to you? That sounds terrifying to experience.

[@cynditodd8911]

@@Danmeilover69 from what I’ve learned and researched, dead bodies cannot actually sit up. They can move very slightly like a twitch, but not full on sitting.

[@newtann-marie687]

@@Danmeilover69 My Grandma used to work in a hospital and had to visit the morgue sometimes. Said she would sometimes see the body bags shift like someone was breathing inside. But she used to tell me about going down once and talking to a morgue assistant and just seeing a body sit up slightly behind him and wheeze. Said she nearly quit on the spot.

[@ExoticTrico]

If I had to take a guess it's probably chemical or some sort or reaction causing muscles to tense up. That's what happens to frogs at least.

[@LoxyTheReindeer]

@@Danmeilover69 If I recall correctly, it’s something called rigor mortis, and it’s basically the bodys joints and such stiffening up after dying. And it literally can (although rarely I believe) cause the body to sit up. It can last a few days as well.

[@jxnion4592]

Sean just yells at the dead-body-room doors "STOP" like its everyday to him

[@BlackStarSymphony]

"I'm gonna fill you up with Sprite." I'm DEAD! 😂😂😂

[@sacredbasil2547]

I started laughing my ass off when the lights cut out the first time because once they cut out an ad for domino's popped up and scared me.

[@thenerdyotaku7583]

LOL 💀💀

[@katmaria3335]

Nothing quite says "Have some pizza!" like embalming and demons!

[@sentientmustache8360]

Maybe if you give pizza to the demon-possessed corpse it’ll calm down

[@braydenhatchell2700]

@@katmaria3335 hell yes💀

[@bambi6435]

Same

[@eirelavf.7968]

Jack telling Dorothy the corpse that the moisturizing wipes used on her has SPF that could protect her from "the fiery flames of hell" just made me laugh hard.

[@crazym1me]

Why is it that everytime I watch this damn video the freaking calculator joke makes me literally uncontrollably laugh?

[@oatsathehumanoid]

I KNOW! WHY IS IT SO UNREASONABLY FUNNY?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@haileereid6819]

1:00:08 I love how he stays so silent then Jack: I’m not talking to you Jesus 😂😂

[@kayamusic5696]

i wish there was a mode for this game for only playing as a mortuary assistant. i would really enjoy, random generated weather and proper shift days with random generated cadavras.

[@xalygatorx]

I said the same thing just recently! Just like the tedium sometimes. :) It'd also be fun to have a similar forensic investigator game where you determine what cause of death was based on the bodies.

[@lilyritchie-cruickshank4969]

I've been thinking the same thing, something about following all the steps and takng care of the bodies is so fun and satisfying. Plus, I'm not a huge fan of playing horror games myself.

[@GarbajeCan]

I mean if you wanted to just mod the game or something and add new features idk I'm not a game dev

[@mauzki-]

The dev blog on the steam page mentions he wants to add that later on.

[@kayamusic5696]

@@mauzki- Really? I would definitely play that

[@aldoparziale5669]

Oh no Sean, you absolutely DO have a time limit for becoming possessed its not just going with the story as you progress, you can finish quickly before it starts to get bad

[@yeetmeat5010]

Yeah, I thought so since he pretty much knew everything he needed to know already by the time he got buried.

[@victornolan1583]

Funny thing is, I actually considered doing this as a job. With our school we visited a mortuary and I thought it's really cool

[@dantesantini8980]

13:49 i wanna see their search history while making this game 👀

[@ok_berry9243]

First real scare at 33:33 Lights flicker and a coffin appears at 41:39 -41:59 Girl standing in the hall 44:25 Someone knocks on the doors 46:30 Lights go out in the room across the hall 48:16 Girl behind the cabinet 48:58 The room across the hall changes jack checks it out 52:39 Jump scare at 53:12 Stuff flies through the room 59:54 Girl creeps through the door 1:00:15 Demon behind the Closet 1:02:30 followed by jump scare at 1:02:40 Body moves its arm 1:05:1 1 Demon 1:06:00 Demon Grandma at the Window 1:24:18 she gets more intense around 1:25:02 Scare at 1:26:00 Doors moving 1:28:12 -> demon + lights go out - small jump scare Girl under the body 1:29:55 -> Body in the Hallway Lights turn off and on 1:30:45 Gets pulled back 1:33:31 Demon top left 1:36:20 Oven explodes 1:37:53

[@prathamrikhi]

I want to thank you on the behalf of cry babies like me

[@themenace48]

Thank you for the time stamps, some are just a little bit late though

[@reuarlb4941]

Thx bae

[@Barnghost]

Get this to the top right now

[@witchmoonstone444]

Thank you on behalf of an anxiety ridden person that still enjoys spooky I was scrolling to find the time stamps comment lol :)

[@emidal05]

“I’m gonna stand back here in case demons blow up” moments later “Jesus they do blow up!!” This had me laughing so hard 😂

[@BloodyHorrorLover]

Saaaame like when he threw the baby in yellow in the oven 😂

[@Kalani_Saiko]

Same!

[@poopy-mc.pooperson]

one year ago jack looks so different than today jack

[@lizzyizzywizzy]

i love jack talking to the jesus painting the whole time. makes me laugh my ass off

[@HopeBB_]

OMG Jack throwing the calculator across the room saying “that’s fast math” to Jesus sent me 💀💀😭 10:30

[@ragnarmeh8156]

it'd be funnier if he said "quick maths" but I still laughed

[@plooper6364]

timestamp please

[@Hadfield15]

Yo, what’s the timestamp for it?

[@rvfssx8184]

10:30

[@HopeBB_]

@@plooper6364 oop sorry 😅

[@kirag3637]

This game should be made for VR as well. Game mechanics are perfect for it. Imagine how even scarier this game could be?

[@mcbee7883]

That would be absolutely horrifying

[@linzhatterxx]

Omg, that would be equal parts amazing and terrifying. I need it lol

[@duck5682]

O geez yesss

[@DoKuShOsTaR]

I feel like that’s gonna ead with some actually dying xD Just getting so on edge that when a scare happens the fall over and hit their head lmao

[@duck5682]

@@wolfdragonhybrid o sick!!

[@StarPlatinum7912]

1:15:38 *Since I’ve last seen my son lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter*

[@StarPlatinum7912]

1:16:15

[@r0yce]

Few years from now....Someone will say that this game inspired them to do this job irl.....is something that's never gonna happen.....is probably what I'd like to believe. Piece of advice to all fellow travellers: You see moving shadowy disappearing people and hear voices like that irl....YOU RUN.

[@lucasboyles8530]

Everything in a morticians job is there for a reason like the jaw wires is to keep them from being slack jawed and laying there mouth agape in death eye caps to maintain the shape then the eyes deteriorate so their face stays full etc... things like makeup to keep the color and the embalmed fluid to eliminate rot, it's all weird but it makes it so your last moments with your loved ones are spend remembering them how they were rather than as a rotting corpse

[@PumpkinKing1312]

also to keep the eyes closed! very interesting stuff

[@commenter4368]

@Kavetion Well, seeing as he's dead... I guess you technically are. But not literally.

[@dandandan0619]

@Kavetion i hope someone pops all your tires

[@tommyfortress7515]

@@commenter4368 you saying we better than napoleon and einstein? Awsome!

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Well...i am a rotting corpse. Why pretend im not am i right? You could dangle my corpse from a couple wires too but doesnt make me any less dead hehe. Nah but without jokes, i get it. Gotta look pleasant for the family. But if you ask me id rather just get a pretty spot somewhere and get it over with.

[@Insane3OB]

I like how he didn't notice it was raining INSIDE.

[@lunaelixir2483]

I ONLY JUST NOTICED 3RD TIME WATCHING

[@Slimboy025]

I was wondering why nobody was talking about this

[@galgimeshdestroyerofworlds5313]

Is no one gonna mention that after he opens the door to ask if anyone else wants to embalm the dead, it starts raining inside until he finds the coffin in the hallway?

[@grinningcanine4331]

That reference to Simulacra had me dying. Greg Summers' "Fuck it sooo muuuch!" is going to end up being iconic one of these days, just wait and see.

[@noahgarison4933]

DUDE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT THAT LMAOOO

[@saltedwounds]

@@noahgarison4933 SAMEE I QUOTE IT ALL THE TIME TOO!

[@sophialapenna4879]

THISS OMG !! i'm so glad to not be the only one who noticed LOLL

[@caseisclosed_]

IM SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. I LITERALLY CHECKED THE ORIGINAL VIDEO AND YEP. THAT WAS HIM LMAOO

[@ghost__404]

Time stamp??