The Most Absurd Takes In NBA History

[@davidc.lalnelawma4776]

"WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS??!!" will always be legendary.

[@iCantEditBro]

Peak New York basketball fan

[@kellilowe4604]

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[@julianuga]

Tingus Pingus Portzingas won a ringus

[@Love2Musgrave]

michael rappaport is a fucking legend dude

[@abzhwt605]

The best one is ‘lebron is 30. Thank god this fkry won’t go on for much longer’

[@maxowy9039]

Worse take ever in the history of takes since speaking has been invented : "Should the Brooklyn Nets kill 5 of their players to trigger a disaster draft to improve their roster?"

[@MrE_]

Lmao, that's not even a bad take at the time tho

[@uFFFO]

That's both hilarious and accurate. How is it The Worst Take(tm)?

[@mekacrab]

Well that's not a take. And if it was, it would be a good take

[@econometrics469]

Nah that was based

[@brianbadonde9251]

​@@econometrics469based in 2024 💔

[@Romanus-]

Damn Mike Malone is pretty genius for that. I know people will say that he just said that because he was pumping up his draft pick but to say a late round draft pick was better than all the guys in the lottery is something I’ve never heard any coach or GM say on draft night and if he was wrong it would have made him look like an absolute fool. I really think he knew Jokic was going to be an all star, maybe not an all time great but to have that much faith in the 47th pick is wild. Once Malone is done coaching dude should absolutely be a GM. If he can find arguably a top 5 center in NBA history(as of today) in the late second round, imagine what he could do with full control of a team with a ton of draft picks? If I was a rebuilding team, I’d trade everyone and build up a chest of draft picks for drafts occurring 4-5 years from now and once Jokic hits 34-35 I’d offer Malone a ridiculous amount of money to become GM. Pay him double what the highest GM gets. Teams like the Pistons, Wizards, Hornets, etc who have been awful for 20 years should absolutely do this. The wizards are paying Jordan Poole 125 million. I’d no joke rather pay an amazing GM 30 mil a year than him lol

[@10kirneh]

Jason Terry had the script.

[@Low_Marine]

Thing is he also got ANOTHER larry o'brian tatted when he was with the Celtics. They got bounced in the first round that year.

[@JoeRogansForehead]

@@Low_Marinedon’t matter. He won a championship in 2011 so the tattoo isn’t weird to have

[@jordancave3089]

@@JoeRogansForeheadyeah, but the point is…if he had the script, he wouldn’t have gotten that second tat lol

[@theslickrips5904]

Yeah right the script was Miami.

[@BoyscoutWakitaOk]

Thiago splitter😭

[@anukobe4255]

“add 10 inches to the circumference of his head” im crying 😂

[@nevenpatrk9661]

1 absurd take that doesn't get talked about is in 2019, Wilson Sy said the Nets had a better future than the Celtics and that Caris Levert is better than Jaylen Brown. My god that take aged horribly.

[@powerguypacman1793]

Dang Wilson usually don’t miss like that lmfao 😂😂😂

[@nomercyinc6783]

people that dont play arent experts on anything theyve never done. watching things doesnt make anyone experts on anything

[@embracedsilence9926]

Honestly the take that aged the worst in this vid is that $15 is a high price for a ticket to a NBA game, very cursed

[@pedroramirez0824]

That kings fan in shambles rn LMFSOOOO

[@RachelNicholsChair]

You never watched Dragon Ball Z? Thats a damn shame.

[@MAXPAUERv]

0:34 i won't trade the 41st pick for anybody in the world... It's simply wild

[@archangel357]

Well, it cemented Coach Malone as THE professional ball knower.

[@IamDMV]

That's what happens when Your coach and team staff actually do their talent scouting themselves and not rely on NBA scouts Ranking and media ranking lists ... The man actually took the time to watch Jokic and really see something special in him cause all anyone would talk about was his Physical Build and the underwhelming Numbers he put up in games most NBA scouts highlighted, they didn't actually watch him

[@SweatyTurban34]

its wild if you think like a casual

[@coopertodd28]

@@archangel357amen now they have a championship and Jokic has three mvps

[@RyZGuy53]

Cant believe you don’t show the “Who Tha Fack is Tingus Pingus” clip

[@nathaneastman6546]

only been tuned into basketball for 3 weeks ngl and i my favourite youtuber by far pls keep it up man ur great at this and the audience appreciates the work u put into this 🙌🙌🙌

[@billbee2088]

Never watched DBZ…. Yeah I’m outta here 😂

[@WcoopW]

One of the worst takes ive heard is that Steph Curry wouldn’t survive in the 60’s. IN THE 60’S…

[@oddsoul720]

steph would average 8x more points then there is minutes in a game

[@Dirkified14]

There wasn’t a 3 point line in the 60s

[@oddsoul720]

@@Dirkified14 don’t matter boy still averaging 60 and outscoring the other team

[@justinhuynh9982]

still isnt the worst take, dribbling rules changed and he’ll get called for an insane amount of carrying and travels

[@Skeiejs]

@@justinhuynh9982he would just adjust lmao

[@brandonjohnson8664]

Jalen Brown is now a NBA champion and Finals MVP lol

[@BootlegBoomerangs]

Awesome video! The moan bit had me cackling 😂

[@OliverGuiterman]

the most absurd take in the nba is that modern jam ISNT the best bball youtuber

[@mhead1117]

Bro is GLAZING

[@muvzyhoops]

Bro is speaking facts@@mhead1117

[@ryanscott8180]

Brown nosing to the MAX

[@elbichomio6573]

Zip it up when u done

[@harrison_uga]

jxmyhighroller

[@jared_deraj]

the whole bit about pat bev being right if he was talking about all defensive teams had me cracking up lmfao

[@o_bomb2588]

Jaylen Brown was such a funny pick because he actually had the skill and was good in college but draft boards put him low because of his academic abilities and job opportunities. People were mad because he was low on draft boards even though he was a great player.

[@o_bomb2588]

the only player that isn't a bust/role player or a PF who would play behind Tatum from the 2016 draft class is Jamal Murray but the Celtics already had Terry Rozier and Isaiah Thomas

[@elliottave46]

Cookin hella videos 🔥🔥

[@IamDMV]

Crazy thing is I can actually see a world where Stephen A Smith ends up in The NBA Hall of Fame 😂😂😂 Modern times are literally everything we thought was ridiculous in the 2000s and before 😂 its crazy

[@masongreen1371]

How would that be ridiculous? He definitely will.

[@IamDMV]

@@masongreen1371 thanks for Proving my point 😂😂😂

[@adrianoparatore7368]

Okay this is gonna be an NFL one because it’s the worst take I ever heard. Thanksgiving of 2010, my uncle was adamant that the Patriots should TRADE TOM BRADY because Matt Cassell showed he had more game then an OLD Tom Brady… Brady proceeded to play 12 more seasons, winning 2 MVPs and 4 Super Bowls…Cassel never even made a pro bowl.

[@Skyblaze137]

Your uncle doesn’t know ball at all bro 😂

[@jaytroll188]

Every sports media guy saying Tom was WASHED when he first got to Tampa. Then they won the Super Bowl

[@destall]

Your channel is insanely underrated

[@ethanwong5789]

As a warriors fan I remember that Kyle Guy game. Had me like “damn Kyle and Deaaron are gonna be scary”. #1 pick esque

[@wesleythompson5241]

brudda think he jimmy highroller luv the content tho

[@trevorwinn5012]

Keyshawn saying he doesn't remember LeBron posterizing some one is fucking Nuts !!! Shows how little NBA he watches

[@johnmack777]

Bruh I’m never taking anybody who wears glasses like that seriously 😂

[@johnnypreer5276]

27:09 nah “should the pistons kill 5 players to trigger a disaster draft” was the CRAZIEST thing I’ve seen 💀

[@Jaden_Iv3y]

Most people: The best college team ever would get destroyed by the worst nba team ever Modern Jam: The best college team ever would have +800 odds to make the playoffs?!!

[@Bread._..]

The worst take in this video was, “Jordan had no left hand, and we done wit the 90’s”

[@TheHamburglarHelpster]

Dj east wood hates Tobias 😂

[@XxXFlyingArmBarXxX]

One of the worst takes was Phil Jackson convincing the Knicks to take Frank Ntilikina over D Mitchell

[@smoothjb2384]

Brown just added finals mvp to his list of accomplishments lmao ohh and a banner with a little help

[@Romanus-]

$10 to watch Michael Jordan. Even with inflation accounted for that’s insanely cheap. The average salary in the United States in 1991 was 22k. Average salary in 2023 is 59k. About 2 and a half times the amount so that means a ticket to see the best player in the league in a major city should be approximately $25-$30. Instead it’s 10x that, and that’s not even for a good seat. People wonder why the majority of the population is so pissed off these days, it’s no surprise why. Most families can’t even afford to take their kids to one basketball game a year and the nba was much more popular in the 90’s by every metric. It’s honestly sad that we put up with this insanity.

[@quantum_beeb]

Great vid

[@floydbanks28]

Losing by nine and someone drops 23 on you and you say it’s not hard to guard them???

[@Cybele12]

Anybody remember that one Celtics Fan that tattooed a banner of a 2022 Celtics Championship just to watch the Warriors win it in Boston??

[@ducknuts6146]

that kid stands alone, all my fellow kings fans wanted luka 😢

[@FunkyG0blin]

Larry bird take is insane, dude played a whole game shooting with his left hand cause he was bored

[@JSJR1]

Just imagine if the sixers had Tatum and brown playing with embiid you’re talking dynasty. Instead drafted fultz and Simmons 🤦‍♂️

[@Turtle_D_Money]

My dad played pro ball and he called that ship for Dallas but now after watching some of the interviews of the players i get what my pops saw its levels to this i thought he was crazy

[@JeguePerneta]

My current hot (cold?) take is that neither the current Clippers core or the current Suns core are going to win a championship

[@Justfrank_0]

😂😂 not even a hot take tbh. We done with the clippers

[@nofightsnecessary]

6:12 - As a 76ers fan, it's hard not to hate Tobias Harris. Crazy overpaid

[@gordyhowitzer]

back in the day I was SO PISSED the Wolves got Sam Cassell rather than sticking with Troy Hudson

[@drkirbkennethkirby7634]

To be fair about the take on MJ not being a contender as a one man offense; it was true. They had to bring in some of the best help in the league and Phil Jackson had to get him to tone down his selfishness. The way he was going before that , he was a perennial first round knockout.

[@Optimator7]

14:30 OH MY GOD this guy has world-class awful takes. He's like, PROFOUNDLY trash

[@kuraokamiiii]

Ong I could swore WCS was gonna be TUFFFF tf happened 😭

[@UhohGundam]

Howard yrying to argue with steve nash anf his crazy basketball IQ is crazy

[@Hero-dx3il]

To be fair, Celtics fans get mad when their team drafts anyone brown.

[@devinftf]

I’m a petty-ass Celtics fan. “Now this is going to be fun” is my favorite sports photo of the last 15 years.

[@seananthony7494]

I never seen that hot take of Kentucky beating 72-10 Bulls😂😂😂 But I did see other hot takes that they can beat the worse teams in the NBA😂😂😂 Which I doubt that.

[@southbeachtalent]

Agreed. Worst NBA team I've ever seen was the original "Process" Sixers tanking team and they consisted of college stars

[@duhduhduhdiesel1436]

why do you talk like a robot?

[@mummistheword]

Cauley-Stein was an absolute menace in Kentucky.

[@mogus581]

the dwight clip is unreal

[@adolphhitmarker157]

Man I love your stuff Fr but just a couple less clips would make you goated, shits fire though fr keep goin

[@mcray0309]

Dude dont worry i had the same take with WCS. I thought dude was gonna be such a scary lob threat and a defensive anchor for a decade plus

[@ThurstonWatt]

sits against the Bucks, magically heals and returns against the Grizzlies.....this fuckery will NEVER stop.

[@bruv399]

Let the man rest he’s like 85

[@datdopedawg5744]

Honestly I think the one guy went 1/8, Jonathan Isaac is pretty slept on as an elite defender

[@damonsonnier34]

When LeBron James was not a top 5 player in the league in 2011, according to both Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless. This was said after LeBron’s 2011 Finals meltdown. Skip’s list: 1. Dwyane Wade. 2. Kevin Durant. 3. Kobe Bryant. 4. Dirk Nowitzki. 5. Carmelo Anthony. Stephen A’s list: 1. Dwyane Wade. 2. Kobe Bryant. 3. Dwight Howard. 4. Dirk Nowitzki. 5. Kevin Durant.

[@crikeymikey689]

Oh nah did they just forget about Derrick rose and Dirk should be one

[@julianuga]

Worse take about the nba ever: "I WANT IGUDALA!"

[@armthesharks6904]

Dude, you're fuckin funny. Good shit.

[@josephvernon21]

Curry & Draymond are the real duo

[@ninety1nethagawd]

my most absurd take was that josh jackson was gonna save the suns 😭😭😭😭

[@hoppy23]

The most to absurd take is that there's 1 guy at #2 when in reality lebron,Tim duncan, Larry bird, kobe, and Kareem all have equal claim to that spot and it's personaal preference at the end of the day I'd also like to say Jokic is only 4 more seasons of playing at this level and he will join said list

[@mekacrab]

No. The most absurd thing is to actually try and make a ranking when you can't even compare said players because of different eras.

[@bruv399]

Thas fax

[@justicefelipe4794]

@@mekacrabhonest truth it’s all subjective

[@Skeiejs]

No they don’t lebron us by far at least 2 and most people think he’s 1

[@oneautumnleaff2119]

i mean ngl i actually can see SAS in the HoF lol

[@XAYGOTTii]

Gardner minshew isn’t old enough to be anyones predecessor and Tobias Harris definitely holds more value than minshew too…I would have said someone like Tyrod Taylor, geno smith or Ryan Fitzpatrick.

[@Xsaveyawn]

Kat came off the bench for that Kentucky team.

[@kassidyryzer2909]

12:38 Twonkies from Jimmy Neutron looking AHHHH!

[@antoniomagadan8856]

Jalen Brown Finals MVP now

[@benjaminfager5139]

Give me, Iguodala!

[@JoeRogansForehead]

Jason terry won in 2011 so I guess the tattoo was worth it. Not sure when that interview was from but he got a championship .

[@ThurstonWatt]

Eric Bledsoe ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@awkwardanglehiphop]

The Jordan “no left hand” take is the dumbest take ever

[@seanweber4786]

Only thing I would add about the twolves winning 19 games that season is that it was the Covid year so they didn’t even play a full schedule still were pretty bad tho

[@yhg7ygo7g7igoi]

That moan was fine

[@yourordinarystranger366]

I watched a 22 minute video of someone trying to argue the nba was worse than the euro league

[@thelocs5935]

I had a hot take once. I thought the cavs would trade kyrie for Isaiah Thomas, and i thought this before the season ended. Sometimes you can just sense it

[@oddlyn25]

s/o jimmy butler for embarrassing himself and giving herb jones the league exposure for first team all defense!

[@rommydommy17]

Watch DBZ dude

[@Marc-n5e]

You're a 🤡 if you think that GMiannis is better than the Joker. Better defender yes, but not skilled or high IQ like Joker.

[@spidamitchell8311]

You’re a clown if you have an opinion about an all star being better than another all star?

[@mekacrab]

who cares though ? You're the 🤡 at the end of the day.

[@townes241]

10:03 yo is that dr disrespect wtf 😭

[@fobinc]

You can track Tobias's performance based on when his contract will expire. The closer it is to expiring, the better he plays. He'll suck once he signs.

[@JadenSmithEyes]

12:38 - unstoppable

[@nala]

ji is for sure a slept on star

[@bnimer92]

Aye bro, us Pistons fan NEVER loved Killian Hayes, dont slander us like that, everyone besides our front office knew what he was doing

[@hoppy23]

Killian Hayes needs another chance put him with Victor and vassell and those boys in San an better shooting around him is gonna highlight his strengths and hide his very real scoring weakness

[@mekacrab]

Maybe don't let him play if he has a "very real scoring weakness". The Spurs need actually skilled players.

[@JimBob-jr5up]

8:20 The Heat are a notably better team than the Pels. One will make their... 5th? 4th? CFs in 6 or 7 seasons, while the other is a play-in that fails to reach the POs.

[@anonymousyt9757]

MY BROTHER SAID THAT MICHAEL JORDANS TODAYS COMPARISON IS BRADLEY BEAL! KEEP IN MIND HES A LEBRON D RIDER

[@nathankalonji1898]

Top 2 KZbinr and not 2

[@nomercyinc6783]

players dont matter for what they EVER say off the court or field. paid to play not talk

[@_sm00thi3]

3:30 ... this is why the kings havent won a ring in over 60 years.

[@Deathstroke24120]

Let's just stop consuming ESPN talk show. If we all know it's stupid, why continue. Just boycott them, they'll realise

[@brandonboyce6408]

MJ most iconic shot was with his left hand smh

[@Warrenbensel]

Jordan absolutely could dribble and finish with his left hand, idk where you got that from

[@sqb6056]

Modern Jam lowkey the best hoops youtuber rn. Vids are top tier every time

[@CheezBurgerWurger8]

Top tier shlong rider

[@DonSMDT]

Being extreme but he is right compared to the other pro sports hall of fames basketballs incredibly easy to get into because there are like top five guys of the decade who are in the baseball Hall of Fame and like I'm not even talking about just the steroid guys who aren't in because they did a bunch of drugs

[@davidserrano5817]

One of the most absurd takes I’ve heard is that MJ can’t dribble with his left 🤨

[@GymLosKcMo]

Right the Jordan Jumpman symbol is a left handed dunk, smh respond to any fools, who's thinks, and what for the response

[@timelines00]

Draymond > Giannis is honestly crazy