It's great to see the Bois improving over time. But I have to admit I miss the old Ross "own goal" Hornby
@jackrich50334 жыл бұрын
Hes transformed into Iron Curtain Hornby now
@dylandoesthingssometimes20454 жыл бұрын
All of Ross' own goals have turned into enemy own goals for ross
@applestu58754 жыл бұрын
Smith: Sets up/lets in 3 goals Ross: Knocks the ball back the wrong way once. Smith: Oh look they've got a fourth player! Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones smith.
@jweezee1004 жыл бұрын
They call him Salmon They call him Trott But he'll score your goals For a bar of choc!!
@awesomeaartvark4 жыл бұрын
That boost noise is the worst, but I also can't not laugh everytime one of them does a short boost, just a lil "booboop!" hahaha
@MrSpannners4 жыл бұрын
I love it
@honestbrit80354 жыл бұрын
I still think Hat Films should host top gear.
@PolygonAlley4 жыл бұрын
Trot is the lock, he's the key. There's no doubt that the curtain's for me. Smiffy's salt on the tip of my tongue. Chocolate's warm like the rays of the sun. ITS SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE BOIS.
@Flashjackmak4 жыл бұрын
I for one love the obnoxiously tedious noise which their boost makes and think they should keep it forever. Not even kidding. As an aside, Ross is turning into the MvP of a lot of these matches, truly proving that he is indeed "Gold-Tier" Hornby.
@mittons38954 жыл бұрын
13:34 "It was intentional" Smiffy acquired insane reflexes and crazy precision and then it was gone just as fast as it came.
@greyforge274 жыл бұрын
idk anything about football but I like to imagine that the coach for the Chocolate Bois is the pissed off looking guy who manages Man City, and he berates them mercilessly when they don't down tools properly
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
but in the meantime the guy is also sitting in a hot tub full of premium dark chocolate. Not even eating it just bathing in it. while counting his money form selling cheap knock of versions of chocolate tablets. with the lowest quality but very high priced do to the brand name of his church. Chocolate Bois is a religion for tax purpose only. Really it's not a cult. Just a tax cut.
@SupremeBakedBean4 жыл бұрын
Smiffy is always right and it's never his fault.
@petersenior54324 жыл бұрын
Trott- he's doing good just needs to not turn too far Ross- his commentary is kind of distracting him from doing much but he's really good otherwise Smith: TILTED
@DjDolHaus864 жыл бұрын
The manager (Craig) really needs to have a strong word with some of his players or start looking for change down the back of the sofas to spend in the summer transfer window
@joostswg4 жыл бұрын
As a gold 1, I see that Trott is way better than me. What would his rank be if he didnt play in the chocolate bois group?
@djangolebeau37184 жыл бұрын
Cardboard 1
@YourAverageTurtle4 жыл бұрын
I would say like gold III low plat
@chrism454 жыл бұрын
Smith has better boost management and he might be a silver 1
@schrombomb4 жыл бұрын
@@YourAverageTurtle Agreed. He could get himself to diamond in 3s solo queueing if he would get more comfortable with aerials and got better at capitalizing on opponent mistakes. Seems to me that Ross has the best error capitalization out of the three of them.
@jcquinones20654 жыл бұрын
Don't cause a breakup 😂
@joncovert15884 жыл бұрын
0:18 new donation alert sound?
@Zw2854 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@lewissuttle70834 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does Ross seem really happy in this? Like just overall more cheerful. It is nice to see
@AshleyWinters794 жыл бұрын
Ive never understood people watching sport until I watched y'all play rocket league
@TheCrimsonAtom4 жыл бұрын
Nothing beat eating a Cornetto after lunch and seeing my favourite Chocolate Bois talking about Chocolate brands
@Lewiiiiiiiis4 жыл бұрын
They were streaming for 2-3 hours? When does Smith decide to eat his Mulch Sandwich? The precise moment they start the video for the channel of course!
@LoafPuff4 жыл бұрын
the problem with the choccy boys is they just try and walk it in
@chrism454 жыл бұрын
They all see the opponent behind the ball about to shoot and they don't jump ahead of time, only after the fact and they're always surprised or call it 'nothing you can do' when in fact acting earlier would save at least most of those situations.
@djangolebeau37184 жыл бұрын
Eventually you guys should do training challenges and that sort of thing its really helps with skills and doing versus custom training map challenges is really fun
@trumpetsamurai4 жыл бұрын
Smiffy should always play up
@Smith228094 жыл бұрын
The Most Annoying Noise In Rocket League is Alex Smith eating
@CriticoolHit4 жыл бұрын
I like hat films content. It brings me pleasure.
@zephyrmop4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did Ross actually look quite good in this video? Apart from his boost management, jesus christ..
@MB13978174 жыл бұрын
Ross deffo wins the most improved player award
@tapeshaft4 жыл бұрын
@@MB1397817 That's like awarding an athletics medal to someone just for coming out of a coma.
@chrism454 жыл бұрын
Much better but he still reacts very late to obvious things.
@c0rse4 жыл бұрын
There was a moment there where he used up all his boost, braked immediately, and then started reversing.
@GamerSibbers4 жыл бұрын
Smithy is getting better. Being that he doesn't miss it lol
@harrywood65024 жыл бұрын
9:54 the first recommendation in the US police habdbook
@schrombomb4 жыл бұрын
I love the matching fennecs
@schrombomb4 жыл бұрын
13:15 what a beautiful calculated passing play by the boiks
@schrombomb4 жыл бұрын
Followed by another!
@DrDarkheart4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Smith is so hilariously bad at hitting the ball as it's coming right at him
@JamesJP4 жыл бұрын
Ross has really improved in the last few vids. Smith just needs a bit of discipline when it comes to positioning. He is panic hitting his team mates half the time. Either call it early and go for it or trust your mates to handle the ball and keep your position. Hope they all continue to get better as this is my favourite series right now.
@RaccoonBacon974 жыл бұрын
Trott really put his try hard nipple clamps on after that first game. You could tell because he suddenly did really well. Thats right trott, I know your secret now
@TheKaiser7754 жыл бұрын
Ross' neckbeard is getting so dense. Goodness.
@leemon26774 жыл бұрын
I could keep watching this cocaine shit for years bois
@fghdyusaobfhurw4 жыл бұрын
Salmon, dog and ape learn how to drive flying cars
@TokkiYamaguchi4 жыл бұрын
"that was unlucky, really unlucky" I mean.....
@tiltedmouse19724 жыл бұрын
some screamers from honey badger Smith today. come on bois, stick a cork in it!
@MrSpannners4 жыл бұрын
Ross is slowly getting to trottimouse salmon boi level
@robsherwin96884 жыл бұрын
13:14 Chocolate Heaven
@stevevox49154 жыл бұрын
Divinity?
@owlis334 жыл бұрын
Got my milky bar, time to milk my bar.
@razzledazzled40094 жыл бұрын
So there's Chris "Salmon Boy" Trott and Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby, but what is smith? Alex "mediocre" Smith? If someone could let me know that'd be great thanks
@johnfjones89614 жыл бұрын
Alex "Alan Smit" Smith. The last goal was entirely your fault and I hope you, personally, read this. All my love, A long time fan
@YourAverageTurtle4 жыл бұрын
0:18 could have done with an audio warning ahaha
@ReticentArc4 жыл бұрын
Noot noot!
@PresumablyTunes4 жыл бұрын
i need this boost holy shit
@edwardfair58034 жыл бұрын
Why cover up the “Save/Goal” prompts in the top right when the top left chat isn’t being used? Lol
@harizt4 жыл бұрын
My god, the way the bois enjoyed RL reminded me how fun it was when it wasn't all sweaty tryharding in my rank now.
@immajustuseafakename21594 жыл бұрын
Absolute tops goal at 9:50 bois
@siltyroach15844 жыл бұрын
SO MY BOYS ITS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THE LAST DIVINITY HUH? HUH? HUUUUUUUUUUUH?
@bossmoth99204 жыл бұрын
what is ross saying at 22 seconds in?
@Zw2854 жыл бұрын
Everyone's impression of the party blower is like that girl who cried on her ex's voicemail. Like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/laqrZpyvo51kgdU
@kylestuart16234 жыл бұрын
SMITH COME ON STOP WITH THE EATING INTO UR MIC ITS KILLING ME PLZ I BUG
@franklinmiles14 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know why Ross has American money taped to his wall??
Smith should really stop eating with the mic on. It sounds disgusting.
@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh4 жыл бұрын
I don't mind it but it sure is unprofessional.
@johnh25534 жыл бұрын
I mean, the rocket league videos are great and all, but cant they keep alex in commentary and sub him out for a decent player? I get the impression that even sips may be better at this than him