Chris ''Salmon Boy'' Trott Ross ''The Iron Curtain'' Hornby Alex ''Benchwarmer'' Smith
@iPro3million4 жыл бұрын
Or Alex “Minimum Game Impact” Smith
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
TheSyliman Alex “he tries until he gets so angry he explodes” Smith
@user-co2ps4yo7k4 жыл бұрын
MGI SMITH
@johnlandon87414 жыл бұрын
Salmon boy, The Iron Curtin, and the Goal hound this group keeps getting better and better
@RicochetD114 жыл бұрын
that's debatable for the Goal Hound...
4 жыл бұрын
You mean Gold Curtain. After that epic save, the Peruvian Goalkeeper got a name change.
@edholmes87264 жыл бұрын
I think Ross should be renamed “the Golden Shower Curtain” after today’s valiant performance...
@TestarossaF1104 жыл бұрын
All since that song and this intro... wow they did it all by themselves! Really proud of just the 3 of them.
@Crazyneil19864 жыл бұрын
If only the Mad Max franchise had a word to describe a mesh-covered arena where combat sports took place. Oh well, Mad Max Park it is!
@sus4254 жыл бұрын
Lightning bowl
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
The microwave?
@Casowsky3 ай бұрын
The Millennium Dome?
@bhawkfan954 жыл бұрын
When Smith is focusing, he's as good as Trott and Ross. When he's talking about god-knows-what, he might be the worst to ever play the game.
@petersenior54324 жыл бұрын
Yep he just sits there and goes in circles in the middle of a tense ranked game. But he also turns to read chat or itch his nose when he's so sure he's going to get a goal- get that shit in there before you get distracted
@AFunkyHypnoCat4 жыл бұрын
sorry as good as Trott AND Ross? You're implying trott is on the same level as Ross 'GOLD-RANKED' hornby? Ridiculous
@petersenior54324 жыл бұрын
@@AFunkyHypnoCat had me in the first half
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
bhawkfan95 yep...he loves to teach them even if it’s wrong.
@zunalter4 жыл бұрын
Ross calling his boss stingy for paying the agreed upon price
@Notpoop9064 жыл бұрын
I love how smith reacts to the plays of Ross an Trott as with as much passion and excitement as he reacts to his own plays. It's nice when friends hype eachother up like that
@gregorywhatley96594 жыл бұрын
Fucking love this intro it's so self aware
@joemills114 жыл бұрын
Alsmiffy would get the clubman award. Turns up early to training, helps set up the cones, always runs his heart out. Rocket league needs players like Smith.
@JoeSmith-pp6uy4 жыл бұрын
Golden boy Rosp is definitely getting better at this game. Smith on the other hand...
@nickboon12354 жыл бұрын
Joe Smith it was a good aerial in the first match, they're definitely all getting better
@Joshplv4 жыл бұрын
They should try do do the basic tutorial training and then see if they need their controller sensitivities adjusted
@ben32234 жыл бұрын
New "CHOCOLATE BOIS SCANDAL" as all three members actively denounce Fair Trade as they say "Its bad for business".
@sonaxaton4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I get to hear that intro every time... lai l-l-l-lai
@mngbb114 жыл бұрын
One one hand they have really improved from even a few weeks ago, on the other hand it did take almost 5 mins to score a goal with a bot on the other team
@GamerSibbers4 жыл бұрын
Smithy finally for the aerial he's been dreaming of
@Flashjackmak4 жыл бұрын
Some great plays in this episode, not to mention the fact that Alex "Goal-Hound" Smith finally has a nickname to go along with Salmon Boi and the Iron Curtain.
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
Ross’s doggie is adorable, little Murphy.
@SaintPhoenixx4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Ross wears a wig. If you had the choice of any hairstyle, why did you pick that one Ross?
@JCorialis4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another episode of Smith's Tears. In this episode, he still doesn't realise the other two are outperforming so it suddenly gets harder for him to cater for the true chocolate bois
@CaperCafe_4 жыл бұрын
Smith is the Goal Hound. He sees the ball and he chases it. Straight line. Tunnel vision.
@georgewaterman19254 жыл бұрын
And representing the choclate bois tonight, kitkats and yorkies, are Alex" Fuck i missed it" Smith, Ross" Iron Curtain" Hornby and Chris"Salmon Boy" Trott!
@jamesbazely54874 жыл бұрын
i've never questioned why top bins is actually called top bins
@SaintPablo424 жыл бұрын
Iron curtain hornby! Iron curtain hornby!
@conyak93094 жыл бұрын
Such a pleasure to see the boiks getting better, chocolate boys forever
@HonkWave4 жыл бұрын
It’s either a down tools game or a clown tools game. No in between
@morgandunn10014 жыл бұрын
Smith: “I’m trying to blow as many guys as I can” lol
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
‘Marley and Me’ is devastating...fuck that noise.
@artistsometimes27294 жыл бұрын
7:07 YES smith!
@VestinVestin4 жыл бұрын
A curious development in "Crisis in Infinite Hats", as Alex "MGI" Smith from Earth Prime attempts to pass himself off as "Goalhound"... Will Salmon Boy and Iron Curtain smell a rat, or will then fall for this subterfuge? Find out in the next issue!
@Jambunctious4 жыл бұрын
"Don't let Jimmy touch it!!!!"
@KyleDB1504 жыл бұрын
1:07 here we see the point when Smith's brain should have worked
@shynarcissist4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate Ross' advocating for buying from responsible breeders.
@winsingtoniii6814 жыл бұрын
Sure, but I don't see why you wouldn't go to a rescue if your concern is about the ethics. Those dogs need the help more than purebreds who will sell for lots of money no matter what.
@shynarcissist4 жыл бұрын
@@winsingtoniii681 because a mixed breed isn't the right choice for a lot of people. I am in the US, so this is coming from an American experience, but in many places in the united states shelters basically only have Bull breed mixes, or chihuahua mixes. Neither of which are good fits for a lot of families. A responsible breeder makes sure that none of their dogs end up in shelters and screen potential puppy buyers to make sure they are setting their puppies up for success. If I was to keel over tomorrow, both of my dogs would be returned to their breeder, not to a shelter. And 99.9% of responsible breeders don't make a profit. It costs a ton of money to title, health test and raise a litter. I'm not anti shelter animal at all, but people who try to shame someone into buying a dog from a shelter or retail rescue that is not a good fit is not fair to the dog or the person. Everyone is entitled to a dog or cat that fits their lifestyle
@MiningInBlack4 жыл бұрын
the intro is so cool
@masonmanley97474 жыл бұрын
Never watched Rocket League content, but honestly enjoying the vids boiks. Once I watched a few I got into them
@SteveMesker4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how much better the boilks are at aerials now?
@TheOzTurkish4 жыл бұрын
Ballsy 5 minute down tools by Trott at the start of the 3rd match
@morrmachbamedia4 жыл бұрын
Yess the intro
@druss2k6104 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of the Rocket League videos is the football chat 😹 top bins boys
@LexSchilperoord4 жыл бұрын
I watched this live for the first time earlier this week, and had a very confusing feeling of deja vu
@blobberooni4 жыл бұрын
WOW can we get a collab between my two favorite podcasts - hat chat and that peter crouch pod??
@jakekunz51684 жыл бұрын
Surely the Mad Max arena would be thunderdome
@Uularoo824 жыл бұрын
Back for more rocket chocolate!
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
If this game had loot on the field Smithy would become loot Queen, and Trott and his golden boy Ross would be fooked.
@Duckfootification4 жыл бұрын
Being saying Smith has been getting worse and he's finally said it. He knows!
@schrombomb4 жыл бұрын
5:31 smiffy was properly following rule 1 and was robbed. no shame on the other team
@Relyx4 жыл бұрын
i literally play rocket league everyday, because it's one of the only quick, simple controller game i have on PC, and honestly my experience is similar to the boiks. i'll have a streak of like 4 wins, and then go on a 6 game losing streak. and it's constant. only difference is i'm in diamond 2
@theinfiniteconqueror3 жыл бұрын
Idk ross, A dog's purpose was a quality book. Idk if it translated well to a movie though.
@aramdg4 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Stop using boost when you’re supersonic. You can’t go any faster once those trails are under your wheels.
@nikeeweston4 жыл бұрын
I do love smithy.
@TheOdd4 жыл бұрын
If my future kid is bad at games like Smith is bad at Rocket League it's getting disowned.
@Doktor_Vem4 жыл бұрын
*S A L M O N - B O I*
@Frog98004 жыл бұрын
CHOCOLATE BOIIIIIIS
@Zw2854 жыл бұрын
BACK OF THE NET!!!
@liam41844 жыл бұрын
smith needs to drift more.
@GTArmee4 жыл бұрын
I love eating slugs
@danielharrison92374 жыл бұрын
yes
@djangolebeau37184 жыл бұрын
This game takes a while to get good at, ive played for years and i still suck
@brettglossop43804 жыл бұрын
Trott said gg without touching anything ? 13:34
@voomisho4 жыл бұрын
BakkasMod has an option for that - automatically say gg at end of game
@MUDDYCHEST4 жыл бұрын
Listen to these like a podcast, since the gameplay is quite hard to watch
@michaelcollins66104 жыл бұрын
Are they the chocolate bois or the pb&j bois
@jafsuk37914 жыл бұрын
You guys should go for aerials more
@mychemman6664 жыл бұрын
chocboi
@demonboyx344 жыл бұрын
It’s hard to watch this hahahaha
@dethmin1734 жыл бұрын
If they don't want to go against really good players, they can just not play ranked
@mngbb114 жыл бұрын
Theres a hidden mmr system for casual, its basically ranked without showing the rank. would still get tough matches eventually
@Snoopydoop4 жыл бұрын
Wait.. you got payed to wash your parents car? I didn't get a penny
@jonmcbean94124 жыл бұрын
Any chance of some narrative driven games anytime soon boiks?! Getting as bored as you 3
@BM-gk4hw4 жыл бұрын
Ross, stop talking about Homeward Bound and fucking clear it!!
@liamphillips43384 жыл бұрын
A dogs purpose is the film Ross was talking about, the one where the dog reincarnates. If you are a dog lover you will cry your eyes out so I would not recommend watching it.
@Doktor_Vem4 жыл бұрын
Is that intro really gonna be at the start of every Rocket League video on this channel from now on?
@TheRealDerohneNick4 жыл бұрын
*LA*
@Rickyp5554 жыл бұрын
La
@SDFlick6194 жыл бұрын
Adopt, don’t shop.
@Aenonar4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's not that the other team is suddenly better, you're just trying too hard with tactics and playing like shit... Just derp around and have fun and you'll play much better
@awesomeaartvark4 жыл бұрын
Oh god, no, please don't start calling yourself a fur daddy, hahaha, that sounds so weird, don't like that, hahaha
@oathbound_a89614 жыл бұрын
What an over the top intro
@dec234567894 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately smith's still gash....crispy and Peru are killing it though