Note to all foreigners: don't talk with anyone. Don't even say NO. Just Ignore. Complete ignorance. That's how we Indians live here and tour in India.
@pramodplanner5 жыл бұрын
Yes it's true ..I will ignore
@swatisri24095 жыл бұрын
Oh thanks for this! I was wondering why anybody won’t mention this in the comment section- just walk away, don’t make eye contact and don’t say anything other than firm NO. They’ll get the message, you’ll lose them in half a minute. But I do agree that foreigners might face a lot more of them and a lot more persistence
@yeshikavikatoawomi90155 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right Ayush.
@mrutyumjayarao80325 жыл бұрын
i couldn't help but write this.. Ignoring and ignorance are two different things. But "Completely ignore them" is a sound advice for any tourist in india.
@GregorVogel5 жыл бұрын
I just ignore your comment
@ikky0074 жыл бұрын
He acctually made an Indian scammer say leave me alone please omg I think u dropped this 👑
@justregular.474 жыл бұрын
He don't need this. He's a LEGEND.
@padmaja2314 жыл бұрын
Do u have pregeria ???
@justregular.474 жыл бұрын
@@padmaja231 What is PREGERIA?
@ikky0074 жыл бұрын
Padmaja Narayan wtf is that
@tankslapper46864 жыл бұрын
I'm indian i haven't been able to do this once....
@That1Guygames9164 жыл бұрын
If India was a KZbin channel there would be an add every 30 seconds
@subswithnovids-xu9qy4 жыл бұрын
More like 1
@tooshmart66694 жыл бұрын
Ads would be clickbait malware also
@creepybabby4 жыл бұрын
lol in india, the ads last longer than the shows
@impulse8inferno4154 жыл бұрын
T series
@creepybabby4 жыл бұрын
@Adrien Pelletier so underrated
@aw888492 Жыл бұрын
There's one time in India, a rickshaw driver told me that he had lots of friends all arround the world, then he took a bunch of namecards from his pocket and showed me one from Hong Kong (I'm from Hong Kong). He said he took this guy to shopping and the guy was very happy with his service, but I saw on the card some words written in Chinese "不要信此人" - that means "don't trust this man".
@oliver18754oliverwarders3 ай бұрын
He tried to relate to you in some form, this is also concerning.
@MasoSchismMedia5 жыл бұрын
They're like real life pop up ads
@MrSani-ot8ng5 жыл бұрын
silverwareman88 😂
@yourmomamy24645 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bregmen885 жыл бұрын
👏👏😂😂
@astle81045 жыл бұрын
@@bregmen88 h
@fahadaldowseri98215 жыл бұрын
The annoying one that you can't close it.
@itsElian5 жыл бұрын
No wonder tourism has decreased... As an introvert this is my worst nightmare.
@cpt.knight86475 жыл бұрын
All you have to do is not talk with them and say "No Thanks" and keep walking, you'll lose them in 10 seconds.
@yuvrajsingh-dh6hv5 жыл бұрын
As an introvert it is a nightmare but tourism is not decreasing. India is a very explosive country and you have to be ready to face and confront people.
@itsElian5 жыл бұрын
@@cpt.knight8647 Still, it's beyond annoying! Look at that guy basically chasing them, no amount of "No Thanks" seemed to work until the cop car.
@cpt.knight86475 жыл бұрын
@@itsElian Oh that's because Karl started talking him (you're my friend and stuff). He was following because he don't want to lose the customer who was talking with him. All Karl needed to do is not talk with them and say No. That's it!
@jodies77115 жыл бұрын
Knight not true at all...no seems to get them to follow you more. Their point is to get on your nerves until you just give the money to get rid of them. Which smart people dont do anyways, because it just encourages bad behavior.
@prajaktag164 жыл бұрын
Even Indian tourist faces the same problem, ignoring is the best way to avoid them
@SundaysChild19664 жыл бұрын
me no speaka da eengleesh
@sanjaynirmal37854 жыл бұрын
ignoring them, not 'ignorance'. ignorance means not knowing anything. cheers!
@apol22634 жыл бұрын
@Olli Rolli do you even know what ignorance means?
@ayaan96464 жыл бұрын
Ignorance doesn’t mean ignoring you ignorant fuck, learn your English before fucking around
@sanjaynirmal37854 жыл бұрын
@Olli Rolli Please! just google things or refer a dictionary? trust me when I say 'you' need to!
@nia.d33 Жыл бұрын
The role reversal had me laughing my ass of , please do this more. He was absolutely shook when you fliped the script and tryed all his methods on him.
@seraphiroth70249 ай бұрын
Yea, he's getting a taste of his own medicine😂
@WhoGitDaBiscuit4 ай бұрын
Tried*
@entity42084 жыл бұрын
BLUE SHIRT GUY : Tries to scam Karl. Karl : *REVERSE CARD*
@VishallSonii4 жыл бұрын
😂
@antontran55534 жыл бұрын
Scammer get scammed xd
@dantilley4 жыл бұрын
I don't really think these guys are scammers to be fair. Extremely annoying salesmen/touts, yes, but they're not actually scamming people - they're offering a genuine service, just being incredibly pushy about it
@_himanshu0074 жыл бұрын
UNO reverse
@Vacksier4 жыл бұрын
I just think the same
@MrAllmightyCornholioz5 жыл бұрын
Karl Rock is becoming so Indian that even scammers find him annoying!
@fikkitchen5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it 😂🤣
@abhishekSahu110115 жыл бұрын
Bbc nd al jazera sud watch this everything is fine in srinagar
@shummmm5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaa so true😊😊
@Mr.Tom_695 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂 😂
@VuQuang19735 жыл бұрын
Indianized.
@vondahe5 жыл бұрын
Rule #1: IGNORE them. Don’t look at them. Don’t reply. Don’t stop. Show no interest and definitely don’t ask questions or shake hands.
@bob-uj4vn5 жыл бұрын
👍
@CC-vv2ne5 жыл бұрын
Or rent a Indian man who walks next to you for your whole stay at india. some student
@chisme1215 жыл бұрын
Same as i do in turkey and spain 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eduardochavacano5 жыл бұрын
dont be a cheesy American tourist.
@aibormichyne1685 жыл бұрын
True bro...
@steveford1070 Жыл бұрын
"It's a terrible experience for foreigners" .......welcome to India.
@bernielomax47027 ай бұрын
It’s like the real life Mos Eisley from Star Wars. Dirty, scummy, and populated by nothing but thieves and scammers. What a fucking shit hole.
@kylobenshorts4 жыл бұрын
This man started to scam the scammer 😂
@longphung48744 жыл бұрын
NANI
@l_u_k_3s_k_y_w_4_l_k_3_r94 жыл бұрын
Scammer get scammed ! 🤣
@tadjeddineberhail62323 жыл бұрын
he pulled an UNO reverse card lmao
@daveyjones30163 жыл бұрын
He pulled an uno reverse card 😹.
@butter51442 жыл бұрын
Cus he got tired of other scammers 😂
@issacgurung9504 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till a foreigner starts speaking in hindi.
@americanx25024 жыл бұрын
Issac Gurung 😂
@SAMSULEKMOTIVATION124 жыл бұрын
Aye fellow nepali
@ahmadhassan84664 жыл бұрын
Not enough
@aishthapa41114 жыл бұрын
That's why I taught my white boyfriend speak maderchodh 🤣🤣🤣 to everyone tryn to scam him
@rsgaming77924 жыл бұрын
kusunagi me too
@iblaze10854 жыл бұрын
Lol he played the Uno Reverse Card on the scammers😂
@haniman85264 жыл бұрын
The scammers be like: 😑
@AspirantPhase4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ggman45444 жыл бұрын
nou
@omnipotato92314 жыл бұрын
fyi these aren't scammers
@fwarmaan4 жыл бұрын
😐
@FatBoySlim696 Жыл бұрын
Love how you turned it around on the guy in the blue shirt. He seemed like he was actually getting annoyed.
@ajamokillerbean43565 жыл бұрын
The scammer begging karl to leave him alone was the best thing u see on internet
@edrienmanzanero40815 жыл бұрын
Well the scammer thought he was trying to get scammed
@ryprs19695 жыл бұрын
How the turn tables
@psk58965 жыл бұрын
The ultimate way to get rid of a scammer
@YoLo-mn5tk5 жыл бұрын
Ajamo kela matha hahah
@ajamokillerbean43565 жыл бұрын
@@YoLo-mn5tk bruh u sick ??
@manav30715 жыл бұрын
"Just keep walking and ignore them" is the way to say no in India
@megcanada13695 жыл бұрын
He can’t what else he gonna show on his channel? He loves drama.
@rikiyul5 жыл бұрын
Manas. Karl is pyromaniac and a fireman at the same time. Just for the show.
@Grimzzyy4 жыл бұрын
Japan: Driving on the left USA: Driving on the right India: road is road
@SeigneurSidious4 жыл бұрын
Really ? I thought everyone except the british was driving on the right
@thepeople4184 жыл бұрын
USA drives on right side....
@CRAZYWIZARD4 жыл бұрын
USA on the right bro , Malaysia and Singapore is 2 countries that drives on the left
@CRAZYWIZARD4 жыл бұрын
@@lannyboi9098 i searched on google and it literally says usa drives on the right
@CRAZYWIZARD4 жыл бұрын
@@lannyboi9098 even gta games drives on the right
@djbrettell11 ай бұрын
Lived and worked in Sri Lanaka for 4 years, never got hasseled and had a wonderful time. Took a week trip to India, never going back. And this also having lived and worked in 2 other countries before Sri Lanka.
@SL_EleMenTaL_Gaming5 ай бұрын
Thank you man i'm from sri lanka ❤️
@marovahauhulh70545 жыл бұрын
I swear, Indians find your video more helpful than any other foreigner
@rmboparai88715 жыл бұрын
I know right
@gautams49505 жыл бұрын
That's true! Lol
@jitishm5 жыл бұрын
and entertaining too. we get to know what kind of chutiyas are present in this country
@rmboparai88715 жыл бұрын
@@jitishm hahaha so true bro
@yatogami73935 жыл бұрын
@@rmboparai8871 he has exposed more scams in India than anybody else
@jaycifa2194 жыл бұрын
i've never seen scammer say " please leave me alone" to a victim lol
@unowildcardthebestgaming71753 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOL
@FenriZz3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@WisamSafi19783 жыл бұрын
Those are like the pop up ads when you’re browsing a free website. The only difference is you can click the close button.
@casualaccount-jg2hl3 жыл бұрын
True af
@bjay4u2803 жыл бұрын
Best example ever.
@Rengoku_fan3 жыл бұрын
Omg so right
@SlaterGator3 жыл бұрын
Forgot to add you Click the close button, but you get 10 more pages pop up.
@SomeGuy-fl1gz3 жыл бұрын
And then the close button redirects you to a sketchy link
@Caffeinatedcobus Жыл бұрын
Traveling to india isn't vacation its survival
@CallmeSenpai4867 ай бұрын
shut up your mouth and stop talking ill about mother india!!
@CallmeSenpai4867 ай бұрын
we indians do not have two fathers atleast
@boringmemes57186 ай бұрын
@@CallmeSenpai486 he is true to some extent bro
@nexii14796 ай бұрын
@@CallmeSenpai486shit hole country or a couple gay fellas. Make your choice
@NishantSharma-tr6xl5 ай бұрын
@@CallmeSenpai486 he speaks truth
@stevehapp5 жыл бұрын
That guy in blue shirt is my best friend too. He followed me for ages.
@jenislyjensen5 жыл бұрын
Waw, wish i had s friend like that
@reuben.l.murray5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@VahinSharma5 жыл бұрын
@@jenislyjensen xD
@ahsanmalik95914 жыл бұрын
Omg haha ha
@idkjordash4 жыл бұрын
With benefits?
@rarelibra4 жыл бұрын
maybe tourism has decreased because people are tired of their harassment.
@acookiexx41544 жыл бұрын
rarelibra Exactly! Y’all should come to France its better here lmao
@rarelibra4 жыл бұрын
@@acookiexx4154 actually I will be traveling to Paris and Burgundy (Orleans, Dijon, etc) this summer... :)
@jasonflores42504 жыл бұрын
imagine the harassment that women tourists get!!!
@rarelibra4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonflores4250 yep. it is pathetic to think about ... and, yet, we are supposed to be "open minded" about these countries that have such things occurring still (like harassment, arranged marriages, etc)
@aquaarmour49244 жыл бұрын
@@acookiexx4154 you know you are advertising your own country? Do you not realise you are just like these touts now?
@howiestillgamez53264 жыл бұрын
People: try and scam Karl Karl: uno reverse card
@OombaPoomba4 жыл бұрын
You kinda copied the other comment
@OombaPoomba4 жыл бұрын
Just saying
@howiestillgamez53264 жыл бұрын
What?
@reaganchai84 жыл бұрын
karma maybe it is a coincidence since the uno reverse card meme is popular af
@piseypeov30504 жыл бұрын
Who can scam Karl is rewarded. Guess what. That’s his Indian wife. 😅
@aw299 Жыл бұрын
Was there in 1979 ,i can confirm that although the nature is beautiful, the people are revolting.They will not leave you five minutes in peace.
@anugranmathimugan27785 ай бұрын
Probably the most attention a clown like you ever received .
@nightowl726122 күн бұрын
That was in 1979. It's different now. They have changed alot. 😏
@userid5894 жыл бұрын
Scammer : Come to my shop Karl Rock : _UNO reverse card_
@Violettahh4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@8krandomdude5004 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@userid5894 жыл бұрын
You don't get the joke or what?
@squeezy43684 жыл бұрын
Unknown Savage Wait Karl has a shop?
@userid5894 жыл бұрын
Hah no
@deadbzeus3 жыл бұрын
The Uno-reverse on the blue shirt guy was amazing.
@1859ddd3 жыл бұрын
Had me in absolute tears 🤣
@SpeechlessRoid3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that was good xd
@nongsiejaibor54853 жыл бұрын
Leave me please 🤣🤣🤣
@gabrielknights3 жыл бұрын
Awesome...
@haikalakmal5673 жыл бұрын
Yupp😂😂😂
@pup10085 жыл бұрын
Never be friends with someone who starts a conversation with - *"My Friend!"*
@OriasX5 жыл бұрын
Deep Heat These are some wise words
@okas4255 жыл бұрын
My friend I give you good price on Kamputur. Only $100 for new aple laptop. Good price my friend just give me credit card info.
@BlackStrela5 жыл бұрын
"You seems like a nice guy...I give you a special price ;-)"
@pup10085 жыл бұрын
@@BlackStrela They already told me I've got a virus on my computer & owe back tax & I'm not even in India!
@bbs21835 жыл бұрын
In India instead of "Sir" they say "Brother" (Bhai).
@fabrez11 ай бұрын
I just got back from India and man it sucks. There's no privacy and just a lot of annoying people keeps following and talking even if we ignore them they keep on following us. Bro I understand they need to earn money but being a nuisance to other people and making other people uncomfortable isn't cool. 100% not recommended to go visit India. Never coming back!
@amberlance32213 жыл бұрын
NEVER tell a stranger where you are staying! How long you are staying! Or any details that can be used against you.
@saulhernnadez92033 жыл бұрын
If they come to the hotel rip and tear till it’s done
@BARCHA3543 жыл бұрын
@@saulhernnadez9203 corny
@uglyjosh32203 жыл бұрын
@@BARCHA354 i love corn
@hafiz75813 жыл бұрын
@@uglyjosh3220 12 years old
@uglyjosh32203 жыл бұрын
@@hafiz7581 👽👍🏿👍🏿
@N1sh_3 жыл бұрын
Theres an easy way to ignore these people 1 : ignore them dont talk just walk 2 : copy what they say make them taste their own medicine 3 : just dont go that street
@Mad.mp43 жыл бұрын
Thats My tactic, i also live india
@av17103 жыл бұрын
No they will not do that things bcz they want to some content
@N1sh_3 жыл бұрын
I said this is for people that WANT to go to india NOT them
@babyslimm93 жыл бұрын
4: don’t go to fuckin india. place looks like it suckz.
@wongsetsuna3 жыл бұрын
@@av1710 keep staying in denial
@DrAshishPradhan5 жыл бұрын
Its not just foreigners. We Indians face this as well all over India at every tourist spots. We just ignore them and don’t reply them back. Couples and the bigger families are the prime target for them.
@hamsafarvlogs87185 жыл бұрын
Yeh esay hi chalta hai sir they must have to do their bussiness they have no other choice in country with high numbers of poor peoples like india it is what it is
@mokkorista5 жыл бұрын
I have always thought it was like this only for foreigners. :(
@stevehapp5 жыл бұрын
I use the 1000 yard stare.
@prakharsrivastavaog5 жыл бұрын
Yeah you are right
@UmangOjha_055 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but its more difficult for non indians because scammers knows that foreigners are with the heavy pockets.
@foshizzy7085 Жыл бұрын
Hmm they wonder why nobody wants to visit there? This video is the perfect example
@aresgodaware03693 ай бұрын
They wonder why No one visits. I wonder why Anyone would visit!
@ggman45444 жыл бұрын
Imagine introverts from foreign walking down the road
@rem4.r4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@omkarshinde16284 жыл бұрын
Staring at him all time can made him to commit suside
@autumnshennae06874 жыл бұрын
I'm screaming just reading this
@tomjohnathan1594 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD 😣
@deltahomicide93004 жыл бұрын
Next day they'll stay inside the hotel
@indrajithlal61603 жыл бұрын
god that was fucking hilarious how you turned the tables on the blueshirt guy
@theawesomegamer51143 жыл бұрын
Fr
@KingZealotTactics3 жыл бұрын
I cracked a smile when i saw it.
@sharifahzaini35613 жыл бұрын
got the taste of his own meds
@Nate-bn5kk3 жыл бұрын
That was incredibly hilarious. He found him twice lmao!
@morganluck3 жыл бұрын
Uno reverse card 😂
@vishalbelwal3 жыл бұрын
Even We Indians can't handle these guys as good as Karl does.
@Mad.mp43 жыл бұрын
Yes lol i also live in India
@victort69743 жыл бұрын
trash
@iamtenrose74793 жыл бұрын
yeah. I would have fallen for some of these as a south Indian.
@PARTYROCKERSINDAHOUSETONITE3 жыл бұрын
@@shiro8163 what?
@Nour-Mui3 жыл бұрын
@@shiro8163 wth bro
@iAdzy Жыл бұрын
I went to india very open, but halfway through my trip felt I could not trust anyone. The constant scammers and people approaching me was exhausting
@Ankit-d9f4u Жыл бұрын
You just have to ignore them like complete silence That's how we deal with these people To be honest if you really want to understand india then its best to interact with locals outside of tourist areas Scammer are only in touristic areas
@PSP922627 ай бұрын
They're everywhere in reality
@eoddleifson4 ай бұрын
1000% I went in Feb 2024 and had the exact same reaction.
@jayzswayz48974 ай бұрын
I'm "indian" and I can't fukin stand it
@BreadWithPasta-pz1hdАй бұрын
@@Ankit-d9f4u I am an Indian and they are everywhere
@ThaBoss30064 жыл бұрын
"hello my friend" oh shit, here we go
@yourrightimsooosorry8843 жыл бұрын
"hello my friend" Me, "I do not speak a word of English, I am here on vacation for a couple of days, I just plan on visiting the exquisite architecture, sculptures and sampling the local cuisine, that is all the English I know! Comprende"
@TakeilaJeter3 жыл бұрын
Every time 😂
@lamminthangkipgen28523 жыл бұрын
I read it with an Indian accent 😂
@sjfire19573 жыл бұрын
...again*
@meatballzngravey4 жыл бұрын
"Hello my friend!" "Where are you from?" "Where you staying?" It's a broken record! 😅😆
@AndorranStairway Жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off when Karl thought he found a foreigner from Israel and then she started asking if he’d like to live in a houseboat 😂
@_Sumeyo_ Жыл бұрын
yeah, she's extremely sketchy. Talking about living with strange Indian people house like girl gtfo of here. Even them foreigners are liars too. You can never get too comfortable.
@chemma9240 Жыл бұрын
He can’t escape it 😂
@johnmfl3648 Жыл бұрын
That is a good advertising claim, though.@@chemma9240
@gondwanaland97 ай бұрын
yeah that woman annoyed me most of all. At least the Indian scammers are doing it out of desperation... she seemed to be doing it for kicks and to get free accommodation or some bs
@trevorfromcanada57906 ай бұрын
I knew that chick was one of them as soon as she said houseboat, they know what they're doing trying to get an innocent white girl to sit there and try to attract other tourists.
@tigermunky Жыл бұрын
I had this kind of thing in Luxor, Egypt. It got so annoying that at one point I decided to count how many times people followed me and tried to sell me something. 12 times in 15 minutes. I was just walking along the street. As soon as one guy gave up, a new one would run across the street to take his place. Bizarrely, I never had this problem at all in India. I must have gotten lucky.
@crystalizationism4 жыл бұрын
If your the only foreigner in india, RUN Just RUN
@SheckleRFan7154 жыл бұрын
Foreigner: Indian: takes selfie pictures
@5ltrs4 жыл бұрын
ItsFragz Gaming you’re*
@NickUltraBoy4 жыл бұрын
OR JUST DONT FUCKING VISIT INDIA, ITS ALOT SMARTER
@NickUltraBoy4 жыл бұрын
@toka gang where u from?
@5ltrs4 жыл бұрын
toka gang that is a very bad grammar
@gforgolu Жыл бұрын
Best way to avoid scammers = IGNORE them and keep walking. Once you start a conversation with them, its over.
@Jestin6129 ай бұрын
That's what I do here in the states
@steelstreet799 ай бұрын
They say you are disrespectful 😢😂
@bobertkallahan43928 ай бұрын
@@steelstreet79So who gives shit they’re disrespectful for pestering
@steelstreet798 ай бұрын
@@bobertkallahan4392 good thing never to carry money at all.
@bobertkallahan43928 ай бұрын
@@steelstreet79 Yep I don’t carry anything on me but my pecker 😂
@LeedleLee457 Жыл бұрын
People are saying "Just keep walking. Ignore them." You're a tourist and you can't even stop to enjoy the view? If I'm visiting, I just wanna relax and take in my surroundings. The fact I have to pretend I'm busy and act like I'm going somewhere defeats the purpose of even visiting.
@lukeparsons11877 ай бұрын
Yup. I avoid this type of areas in many Asian countries, not just India.
@angeldip57977 ай бұрын
Typical American response! “ I have to xyz?! ::stomps foot:: But…It shouldn’t be like that!!!” 😅😅😅
@casiocurious87447 ай бұрын
@@angeldip5797 typical American? lmao, Ok mate!
@cigaretteowls6 ай бұрын
@@angeldip5797 Not just Americans, your country sucks ass
@ChrisTian-lf2oh Жыл бұрын
This is why Ill never visit India. Cant stand people who constantly have to disturb tourists.
@grimcollapse5 жыл бұрын
Scammer: go to boat Karl: why Scammer: to feed baby
@arceusmewtwo77744 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@nuibita10604 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA so lit
@insomnio18814 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@fwchris474 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah
@afydelunamothmehh66394 жыл бұрын
*wow the baby eat the boat*
@rajeshrao20085 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for tourists coming to India. Govt seriously needs to create help centers to help international tourists if they want to increase tourism in India.
@nasseryousif12225 жыл бұрын
True
@bhuvanamani91515 жыл бұрын
rajesh rao this is the exact response Karl might want from all Indians. Be proud of your nation and dont be swayed because there are much worse people in other nations.
@sebastiandiaconu12215 жыл бұрын
@@bhuvanamani9151 don't be proud of the bad parts. try to fix them. this goes for all nations not just indians.
@bhuvanamani91515 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Diaconu i am proud of the fact that Indians are great at working ,getting business , though it may not be the best of fair practice to raise prices just for foreigners, its always better to work than rob, loot or murder. Am not wrong . One especially from colonizing countries must realize that India was looted and plundered and left penniless not long ago and is trying hard to rise up till the so called forward nations. Peace .
@mrsmith79365 жыл бұрын
this guy is a dick he's doing it on purpose and then makes them look bad, get out of their country you racist piece of shit
@saymyname36113 жыл бұрын
They went from being annoyed to annoying someone 😂
@BearInSpace9993 жыл бұрын
Ok pop smoke
@_drske6613 жыл бұрын
@@BearInSpace999 lol he dead
@hardcrew55993 жыл бұрын
@@_drske661 that's not a lol moment bud.
@jyrixvfx3 жыл бұрын
@@_drske661 Thats Honestly so messed up man
@HoldMyPolePlease3 жыл бұрын
@@_drske661 just like ur dead grandma lol
@ZephHorner Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video. I really wish Indian people would understand how annoying this type of constant interruption is. This behaviour will deter people from coming to Kashmir for the four months when it’s warm .
@forcry13 жыл бұрын
THE TRICK TO AVOID THESE PEOPLE : 1. YOU MUST NOT INTERACT WITH THEM. 2. DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT. 3. LOOK AWAY. 4. DONT SHAKE THEIR HAND. 5. WALK AWAY WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. 6. DONT LOOK BACK AND YOU’VE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED THESE ANNOYING PEOPLE :D
@mohsonahmed50003 жыл бұрын
He does the exact opposite in all his videos and complains about how annoying they are. You would think he would of learnt by now by the amount of times he has encountered scammers but he says hello and speaks to them and he doesn't ignore them so pay the price of being harassed.
@AndrewSmith000000073 жыл бұрын
Ya dude is acting like a virgin-traveller. 😆 never interact with these people. Just act like they are not there
@user-dp5ve5zn7t3 жыл бұрын
@@mohsonahmed5000 agreed
@sabertooth64253 жыл бұрын
@@mohsonahmed5000 he's just showing us what scammers will do. Btw I agree to ur point
@IPopYourChxrry043 жыл бұрын
Not always be aggresive because there are alot of gangs and dangerous people and sometimes people get killed just over 13 dollar. 🤦🏿♂️
@Uni1x4 жыл бұрын
India is actually the internet. Pop-up ad comes up every 5 sec “want to ride my boat for a 1000 rupees you will have a magical experience” trust trust. Lol Edit: for the people who get offended by this, this was just a joke. Like I’m just saying that this is like the internet have a great day 😄
@AxiomaticX4 жыл бұрын
RG Units I’m India and some how I find this funny.
@sbhat2474 жыл бұрын
True I’m Indian
@Uni1x4 жыл бұрын
Who rides a boat for $1000. Lmao 😂
@Uni1x4 жыл бұрын
Just for a “MaGiCaL ExPeRiEnCe”
@sbhat2474 жыл бұрын
RG Units it’s not $1000 it’s 1000 Rupees. It’s about $12
@octadec15725 жыл бұрын
Scammer - Hello my friend.. Karl - I have a house boat in NewZealand , we serve lassi and i have a CHADDI KI DUKAN......😂😂😂😂😂
@ranjith_s80325 жыл бұрын
Then scammer : Phat gayi 😂
@octadec15725 жыл бұрын
@Trz lassi - a drink formed by mixing equal parts of water and curd.. Chaddi ki dukan - underwear shop
@Stinga645 жыл бұрын
Lmao omg this was gold
@ibn_farid5 жыл бұрын
Go to Switzerland 😂
@Mercilessonion5 жыл бұрын
* house boat new Zealand at ghat 12 ... Not a house boat in New Zealand...
@michaelguzman8342 Жыл бұрын
I'm dying you doing it back to them lmao best video
@raffa21174 жыл бұрын
Scammer: need Ferrari Karl: why? Scammer: feed baby
@roobyx59534 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@afydelunamothmehh66394 жыл бұрын
*_wow the babies eat car lol_*
@calonpetani95354 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@rohit2405_4 жыл бұрын
U came to the wrong video fool!
@genesisthunder50654 жыл бұрын
Scammer:Need Ferrari Karl:Why? Scammer:Drive Baby
@harshpatil85105 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Karl: “nahi chaiye ji”
@seventhlight85365 жыл бұрын
What's the meaning?
@harshpatil85105 жыл бұрын
Frisk The Frisky ‘karl’ always says in hindi that,”he don’t want it” ie “nahi chaiye ji”
@aminanana15 жыл бұрын
It's so annoying. He spends seemingly more time shooing people like they're stray animals than respectably representing foreigners.
@mokkorista5 жыл бұрын
@@aminanana1 if you're approached like that every few minutes, you're allowed to lose your temper.
@harshpatil85105 жыл бұрын
Shaikh Mustafa Salman that what i said
@spatrk66342 жыл бұрын
love how as soon as you get rid of one guy another one steps in its like there are no civilians in india only people who want to scam you
@ezradlionel7112 жыл бұрын
Ends video on a boat going down river. "It's so annoying when you want to expose scammers, but all they're doing is offering exactly what you want"
@jamesl95392 жыл бұрын
It is not just in India. I get tons of scam calls all day from India.
@failyourwaytothetop2 жыл бұрын
In defense of the scanners, they are poor and hungry. If you were in the depths of poverty you would react the same way.
@MGdawg100002 жыл бұрын
@@failyourwaytothetop LOL. Blue shirt guy literally had a smartphone, sunglasses, dressed nice.
@richardwulf13822 жыл бұрын
@@failyourwaytothetop Are you trying to justify the scams and thefts? omg...dude to much cnn
@glorygloryholeallelujah Жыл бұрын
Flipping the script and touting the touter…is absolutely brilliant!! I couldn’t stop giggling! 😂❤
@hamodinash72493 жыл бұрын
The fact you are able to handle even the worst scammers is just amazing Edit: omg bro I am talking about those who scam despite being rich like read the replies it isn't that hard
@everything40593 жыл бұрын
My name its peeeeew die pie
@sanghapriyabhalerao81013 жыл бұрын
Handle? He is literally entertaining them by replying to their hi and asking them how are u. And calls them annoying!
@hamodinash72493 жыл бұрын
@@sanghapriyabhalerao8101 and doesn't that shows how to handle them? Think before you talk
@bikramjeetsingh78643 жыл бұрын
Liked to complete your 250 likes
@sanghapriyabhalerao81013 жыл бұрын
He is not able to handle them. They are literally following him, mocking him. He did not handle them at all. Your brain is full of shit. You dont even know what i am talking about. He is literally like AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR.
@NikhilKumar-wv3to4 жыл бұрын
I am Indian and 13 years old. Whenever I travell somewhere in India, many people come like this, my parents avoid them. When I was kid, I used to think - Jab saamne se itna offer aa raha hai, tab mammi-papa thukra kyon raahe hain😂
@varadmanjrekar20054 жыл бұрын
Nikhil Kumar - Lingua World same I am indian and I am 13 too
@varadmanjrekar20054 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NikhilKumar-wv3to4 жыл бұрын
@@varadmanjrekar2005 Hahaha, great
@tabassum90694 жыл бұрын
I'm also 13
@NikhilKumar-wv3to4 жыл бұрын
@@tabassum9069 great
@ketchard5 жыл бұрын
For all people who think that he doesn't know how to avoid them He is doing it on purpose to show us
@Debs5965 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@nytrex_yt74175 жыл бұрын
*logic 100*
@freshsoulbeats60845 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, Karl is being bloody annoyingly cringe worthy...
@alexpashah61605 жыл бұрын
He is doing for his vlog video income, plus showing that india's situations in poverty of scams
@thetruthjustice63245 жыл бұрын
He obviously doesn’t all he had to say is I have no money and he would’ve gone, it’s not hard.
@KX5Kat Жыл бұрын
I'm a guy who has very little patience for this kind of harassment, which is why I'll never travel to India or Egypt.
@bennorris99352 жыл бұрын
Visiting India for a month, I couldn't relate to my friends back home how unbelievably exhausting it was in India *constantly* fending off people who consider you as a walking ATM.
@BalkanTimberMan2 жыл бұрын
@@scoobyolivia maybe they shouldnt breed then
@onlychangeiscertain2 жыл бұрын
@@BalkanTimberMan I would like to think you are a bad comedian, but I fear you actually mean what you wrote.
@onlychangeiscertain2 жыл бұрын
@@CandyMan2001 seriously? You think that is the problem? If you just look at your narrow minded view: birth rates are declining in Africa, while birth deaths are still up to 6 times compared to western europe. I let you do the math. Or better, have somebody first explain what you need to count.
@BalkanTimberMan2 жыл бұрын
@@onlychangeiscertain african population increses by 30 mil each year! So...
@onlychangeiscertain2 жыл бұрын
@@BalkanTimberMan And you compare it with .... ? So you really think the number of people is the problem of poor and struggling ctries. You must be a people person, like adolf and alike were/are.
@byronlewis71543 жыл бұрын
When girls in the U.S. call you a friend, you’re in the friendzone. When guys in India call you a friend, they’re trying to scam you.
@navenpriyansh42383 жыл бұрын
Indians are friendly people and that's all we don't even need you foreigners here generalising our people as scammers
@Niniriina3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah omg thats a good one
@ZaidKhan-zv2vp3 жыл бұрын
They're the same picture.
@GG-vu5nm3 жыл бұрын
@@navenpriyansh4238 chill dude it's a joke
@byronlewis71543 жыл бұрын
@@navenpriyansh4238 It's a joke, my friend. I know not everyone in India is a scammer
@RahmatRiad4 жыл бұрын
They just like real life spam ads on internet
@BeanOnTheFlipside4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stevenuniverserulz74864 жыл бұрын
True
@cyu98804 жыл бұрын
They ask for bobs and vagene 😂 if you say no then they just lose it.
@Brimannn14 жыл бұрын
Dead!😂😭
@jumpTo8884 жыл бұрын
hahaha good definition
@4-2fo-ou69 Жыл бұрын
7:10🤣I was a little confused of what was going on🤣 until you mentioned that, and it all made sense! I am so cracking up right now!🤣good one👍🏼👏🏼
@strix3184 жыл бұрын
The man with the blue shirt: starts his sales pitch Karl Rock: uno reverse card
@joshuateixeira67454 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
@zeden29244 жыл бұрын
Oh no, not the reverse uno card reply. Think of something original next time!
@kekw51535 жыл бұрын
Touts: Heyyy my friend you want some pashmina? saffro-- Karl: *pulls uno reverse card*
@arnelcabusao87295 жыл бұрын
The Queen no no, do *YOU* want pashmina? 100% real my friend
@shouryapratapsingh67345 жыл бұрын
69 likes lol
@pheobelasagna58125 жыл бұрын
Touts: *Pulls a +4 Card*
@EBBE-uf2wp4 жыл бұрын
Watching these videos, I don’t think I’d ever visit India. This made me so annoyed, I can’t imagine experiencing this first hand. They are ruining repeat travelers. People will never go back if this is how they’re treated.
@account23744 жыл бұрын
Yes I'm indian Please don't come here, it HORRIBLE, even for locals Only the toughest most patient and cool minded people can even get through the day Everybody else lock themselves inside to not interact with the road side people. I myself just hang out with my friends. For foreigners it will be hell
@Aethelbeorn4 жыл бұрын
@@account2374 I'd visit only to try and sell the tout my used phones.
@pallavim95584 жыл бұрын
When I visited India I mostly visited rural places, it was quite peaceful. As far as I know not all places in India are like this I think it’s just the big cities
@pallavim95584 жыл бұрын
Please don’t go to india with a preconceived opinion on the country based on a few videos.
@romanromanov63973 жыл бұрын
When I was in India, 2 days were enough for me to change all the plans to visit any touristic places, and I just went to Goa and spent several weeks there instead of travelling across the country. Only when I met foreign tourists, my trip became fun. So I only hanged out with tourists and only completely isolated any communication with locals. To this day, even after 10 years, I have a very bad reaction to India. Its kind of sad because before my visit I was curious about them, but now I have allergy to this culture, except for sitar.
@chemma9240 Жыл бұрын
That reverse scam 😂 that was freaking hilarious 😂
@ankylosauru55 жыл бұрын
Blue Shirt Guy: Come to my boat house Karl: *uno reverse card*
@KaJeTheRiPPer3 жыл бұрын
I'm a very friendly person and was planning on going to India.. This is the most informative shit I've ever watched.. If these videos doesn't exist, I'd be screwed..
@uniquescience70473 жыл бұрын
whenever you see these kind of people in india , just ignore , dont even see them , even if they are constantly telling you something ignore them and keep walking dont even say no
@Clown510163 жыл бұрын
I would advise you to visit Pakistan cuz its more safe just an advice tho 💕
@rimpychill3 жыл бұрын
Being an Indian i would advise the same, just straight away ignore people who approach you in any of the manners that have been shown in the video. Travelling in India can be hard for foreigners. I apologise for that.
@mastiiiworld37023 жыл бұрын
No brother ...Just tell police India police is very supportive to foreigners they really will help you
@mastiiiworld37023 жыл бұрын
My father also head in police here ...so that's why I know Brother
@hass68144 жыл бұрын
Karl: pewdiepie His friend: stephen curry
@CJG20064 жыл бұрын
Klay thompson
@Mazigaro4 жыл бұрын
He looks more Klay than Curry
@raider_sparxyt80554 жыл бұрын
Lol golden state forever
@CraftsAndGame4 жыл бұрын
more like Ribery
@hass68144 жыл бұрын
True
@philruu Жыл бұрын
Just watching this video is already mentally exhausting, think I'd just bring some headphones and completely ignore everyone approaching me
@learnprogramming1235 жыл бұрын
My Technique is to not speak even a single word to these annoying people. I keep walking. I don't look at them neither I reply to them.
@shashanksharma95955 жыл бұрын
I do the same.
@CiaoGhost985 жыл бұрын
They won't even come to u..because u look like one of em
@BbBb-pn9rt5 жыл бұрын
Shashank Sharma lmaoooo
@TheCemeteryEnthusiast5 жыл бұрын
Shubham Nishad but u look like these people bro
@jonbertocchi1735 жыл бұрын
You're probably the same as them.
@cesarino92213 жыл бұрын
Scammer: buy baby Karl: why? Scammer: to feed rice
@aniketsarkar31693 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@gnanaprasuna84553 жыл бұрын
Lol it's here too 😂
@gabrielgolden43363 жыл бұрын
I asked my wife for sex "to feed rice" but it didn't work.
@huskiehuskerson53003 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielgolden4336 you'd think that'd work
@ransomware82643 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielgolden4336 I asked my girlfriend to make out with me so i can "buy a baby"
@yest19924 жыл бұрын
Scammer:Come to my boat Karl: Why Scammer: To feed baby
@fishandchips24884 жыл бұрын
Lolllll
@SMSami-uq2my4 жыл бұрын
😅😁
@Dafuwy4 жыл бұрын
*to E A T baby
@zombiegamer82434 жыл бұрын
@@Dafuwy lol
@cumalikocoval67514 жыл бұрын
@@Dafuwy hol up
@omfgSHORYUKEN11 ай бұрын
11:00 what he's saying here is actually true. It's so difficult for them in their society to really make money that they have to resort to that kind of annoying behaviour. It's also why you get those scam call centers because the people in India are just doing whatever they can to make money in their crappy economy
@deano346711 ай бұрын
4th largest economy in the world but whatever…
@susanborkenhagen589 ай бұрын
@@deano3467Good point. They are corrupt as hell.
@dineshmohapatra95044 жыл бұрын
Whenever in India one says" Hello friend "...just reply with "Chai peelo "
@PPP-xl1cn4 жыл бұрын
Dinesh Mohapatra what does that mean lmao
@RenEftyshia.gaming4 жыл бұрын
In Myanmar we say "Lee" and those people will go away
@MillerJae974 жыл бұрын
Cowpee🤣🤣🤣
@dineshmohapatra95044 жыл бұрын
@@PPP-xl1cn its a funny meme bro
@dineshmohapatra95044 жыл бұрын
@@MillerJae97 if making fun makes you happy ..okay bro 🙂
@tallblondegirl58233 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he reversed on the scammer! 🤣🤣🤣
@misterl40523 жыл бұрын
That was so funny had me 😆 laughing 😂
@vsenderov3 жыл бұрын
He reversed the connection and deleted his files.
@swapneil55493 жыл бұрын
So funny, true
@JYMAHJAMES3 жыл бұрын
@@vsenderov underrated reply 🤣
@manishrai6063 жыл бұрын
How tall are you ? 😆😂
@vikb56044 жыл бұрын
Karl is right. These agents really spoil the holidays for the tourists. Something needs to be done to stop this.
@BenDover-rm3vl4 жыл бұрын
Nothing wil ever be done. It's a shi+hole and will always be a corrupt sh!thole
@vivekpandey33664 жыл бұрын
@@BenDover-rm3vl your brain is a shithole
@BenDover-rm3vl4 жыл бұрын
No, india is a sh!thole, and you know it
@vivekpandey33664 жыл бұрын
@@BenDover-rm3vl If I show you some parts of chicago and say USA is shithole
@BenDover-rm3vl4 жыл бұрын
@MAN ON MIASION well, we ageee on this one. Chicago IS trully a sh!thole.
@BotBoy-un3pz Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how you can live like this, pestering people for a living. Knowing 99% of people you interact with in your life can’t stand you.
@wrc12104 жыл бұрын
My rules:don't make eye contact, don't make conversation, just keep moving. Don't be friendly and shake hands and call people friend.
@R2813 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this works in France too.
@ahmadarif13233 жыл бұрын
As an introvert I find this very helpful and this is what I do everyday and night when I go outside
@clappedoutmotor3 жыл бұрын
What a nasty experience it sounds like...
@riazkhan77323 жыл бұрын
But if you change your rules in Pakistan, you will gain more enjoy..
@wrc12103 жыл бұрын
@@riazkhan7732 To be clear, these rules only apply when in situations where I am relentlessly being badgered on the streets by people who are only encouraged by a response, even a negative one. I am as friendly as can be in any country, be it India or Pakistan or wherever as long as people aren't pestering me like in this video. I am sure Pakistan is awesome tho. I would love to visit some time!
@CaptainSeantheSpider5 жыл бұрын
I meet scammer before, but I just says I don't have money and job, they leave me alone
@segiterrus5 жыл бұрын
So true! This has worked well for me
@Nkprince16085 жыл бұрын
Same here
@juandenz20085 жыл бұрын
Probably hard to use that line convincingly when you are an obvious foreigner in India. I agree it can work well in some countries though.
@everydaylife65285 жыл бұрын
@@juandenz2008 I would say speak your native language and act as you are having difficulty in understanding. Most importantly try to ignore.
@aditi82425 жыл бұрын
I met a scammer before, but I just said them " I don't have money and job, They left me alone ( You mean? )
@StormEngineer2 жыл бұрын
Giving the blue shirt guy his own medicine, that was probably the best thing I've ever seen on KZbin. Seriously, people should start doing this, let them experience what it feels like. XD
@nr1NPC2 жыл бұрын
The girl, I dont think she was a tout... because it was the stupid Karl who started the conversation with her. She didn't say anything to him first.. and then he is convinced that she is a tout 😂 And I think Karl should have followed her on the houseboat so his friend could experience it. There is alot of Israelis visiting India.. Im 100% sure she wasn't a tout.. if she was, she would have been the one starting the conversation like all the others
@Yourebeautyfull2 жыл бұрын
@@nr1NPC I think you 're a salesman... Just leave Karl alone, he does not want to visit your housboat lol :D
@nr1NPC2 жыл бұрын
@@Yourebeautyfull I got freedom of speech, I think he is stupid for thinking she was houseboat gangster and tried to sell him an experience, when he was the one starting to talk with her and starting that subject with her
@Kreptic2 жыл бұрын
@@nr1NPC stop I don't want to visit your houseboat, I just want to walk this road in peace, please go away.
@nr1NPC2 жыл бұрын
@@Kreptic cringe comment
@bif2470111 ай бұрын
As a seasoned traveler never approach scammers as he does. He explains that but I want emphasis this. Ignore them and keep walking never stop because they will interrupt this as interest. If you interact in anyway they will smother you and even gang up on you!
@justinmartin46623 жыл бұрын
LOL! The guy in blue doesn’t want to play this game anymore.
@Selfg122 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely dying when you start inviting them to YOUR houseboat. Oh my god that is absolute gold.
@thatdarnmage1515 Жыл бұрын
It's like he just flipped a switch and become one with the scammer.. everything he said blew that guys mind like Karl had the script or something lmao
@christopherquintanilla6572 Жыл бұрын
If I ever visit for some reason I swear I won’t even acknowledge those peoples existence
@apex28865 жыл бұрын
"Go find another foreigner and annoy him" 🤣🤣🤣
@oddztheweirdo4 ай бұрын
5:22 Nahhh im sorry but I started ROLLING on the floor when you did him a reverse 💀💀💀
@frasert87793 жыл бұрын
Omfg turning the tables on him was PHENOMENAL 😂
@Deinobi3 жыл бұрын
Hello my friend
@rovermg253 жыл бұрын
It's the best thing I've seen in a while 🤣🤣
@misterl40523 жыл бұрын
Shit was so funny man!
@user-c4b9b3 жыл бұрын
then he REALLY showed how "nice" he was "GO BACK TO SWITZERLAND" lol
@ralphl38253 жыл бұрын
@@ahmednisar2359 STFU boomer
@ShaikhAzeem115 жыл бұрын
Karl *hiding under the bed* Armed Robber: Karl: Armed Robber: Karl: Armed Robber: My Friend.. Karl: Nahi chahiye ji..
@shubhamss445 жыл бұрын
I must say this is the most underated comment on this video🤣🤣
@Safar-dx7bw5 жыл бұрын
God really funny.
@jyotijain8595 жыл бұрын
@@shubhamss44 seriously
@parthasuri4385 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Karl should pin this comment
@annaeembinannahari25165 жыл бұрын
*Karl hiding under bed* Armed robber: Karl: Armed robber: Karl: *Karl come out from bed* Karl: My friend ... Armed robber: Nahi chahiye ji ...
@karunbharati82814 жыл бұрын
"Im from kashmir of newzealand"😂😂😂😂
@tommyshelby81194 жыл бұрын
Zah L Bro our cricket team is the best . A lot of Indians likes cricket and Don't even know what rugby is. I mean I didn't knew we had a Rugby team
@tommyshelby81194 жыл бұрын
@Zah L ohh
@romajadhav20944 жыл бұрын
@Zah L not just in kashmir in evry place you will get same things you just need to do 1 thing shout or scream or yell at them they will get scared
@malekassaf32444 жыл бұрын
Karun Bharati 😂😂😂
@bayuww14174 жыл бұрын
Coz a lot of India like, Speak first think last.
@Beauty-mg7gm Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your empathy, at the end you said '"Imagine you're a girl and that guy is following you'". Because I naively solo travelled to India and the harassment was indeed super scary. It feels so good when men play in the same team and empathize with women ❤
@truth-27105 жыл бұрын
Scammer: Come man, see my shop. Karl: Uno reverse him
@idevox53215 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDD
@GM-yl4id5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@onesuch96865 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhaahahaha
@OMGLOL3814 жыл бұрын
There's probably scammers outside the gates of heaven selling knock-off halos
@jeremydumanski75844 жыл бұрын
That’s actually genius, but they’re more likely to sell fake horns outside of HELL
@stuartkelly31064 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment of the day 🏆
@gabriella29024 жыл бұрын
Hell no, they selling fake demon trisula outside hell.
@shielamergal47544 жыл бұрын
Scammers in heaven: U want a to be the god Me: no Jesus's is the BEST GOD scammer: ok 1 percent off Me: no Scammer: >:(
@96radster4 жыл бұрын
Made in China
@italian0stalion04 жыл бұрын
I spent two months in India last year, and this is 100% accurate. They hassle and non stop harassment
@Ant_Stark4 жыл бұрын
So how much money did you waste?
@greensparkles57994 жыл бұрын
@@properjob79 your comment 😂😂
@dasrajarshi044 жыл бұрын
@@properjob79 😅😂😂
@johnhickersantilan42954 жыл бұрын
Give them some pork
@mariadoevzky63764 жыл бұрын
How many times you got scammed?
@apuapustaja4444Ай бұрын
Tourists: *walking around in India* Every Indian person: "HEY YOU NEED TO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW AND ALSO GIVE ME MONEY"