THE MOST CHAOTIC OF R/CHAOTICGOOD

[@vampiirex]

seeing the thumbnail reminds me.. i work retail. every time someone buys formula, i mark it as damaged and mark it down 10-20%. i’m gonna keep doing this until im fired or quit

[@NewStarConstellation]

What's formula? Sorry, not from the US.

[@password.123.]

@@NewStarConstellation an alternative to breast milk

[@TheOne_6]

this is just... good!!!!! W

[@firepuppies4086]

if it's on WIC, I don't wouldn't do it too much.. buut like every couple may just turn out damaged as far as the company is concerned otherwise

[@Moetron_V2]

I wouldn’t expect anything less coming from a Menhera-Chan pfp. (I love wristcut warriors)

[@Jason9637]

1:44 it's actually very common, though usually it's hackers disclosing the vulnerability to the company and sometimes getting a bounty for it

[@georgejones3526]

These compilations make you realize just how much Emkay repeats itself.

[@theominouspigeon]

but can you blame them?

[@FPBRM23]

This one might just be a dry subreddit but yeah it’s pretty annoying how much they repeat themselves…

[@coyodeity]

i don't really notice because i don't actively listen. i fall asleep or play games to the voiceovers. it's calming when you zone out

[@georgejones3526]

These compilations make you realize just how much Emkay repeats itself.

[@Tonixsol]

Yeah they do repeat themselves a lot….

[@wyzer9]

I know this is supposed to be _chaotic good_ but it's feeling kinda _wholesome._

[@anidiot9282]

Both. Both is good.

[@wyzer9]

@anidiot9282 r/chaoticwholesomeness? 🤣

[@Kusari_Downpour]

I mean it's chaotic GOOD, wholesome is one of the things that the good can be.

[@wyzer9]

@Kusari_Downpour In one _sense,_ sure. Lol The distinction here is that between "feel" _good_ and "is" _good._ I suppose my intent was to imply that the _wholesomeness_ outshone the inherent "social value" (e.g. "goodness").

[@Everstranger]

The funny thing is, if you plant corn instead of lawn and they tell you you have to have a grass lawn, you point out that Corn actually is grass.

[@recycledapathy7411]

Wheat, rye, rice and oats too. And sugar cane and bamboo. Big ol' bamboo forest of grass.

[@Sleepntgood]

50:30 now I want a story where the cat does this for a while and ends up thinking no one will ever love her, and even if they do, staying wither her will keep them away from their sole mate. So this happens and after a loving conversation with the first person she actually loved, they break up, three months later… they meet in a coffee shop.

[@Webmage101]

43:32 This is literally why the bigger an animal is the less likely it dies of cancer, cause the bigger they are the more likely their cancer gets cancer.

[@davidlionheart2438]

On today's episode of "Blistering Ignorance With Damien" we learn that Damien is too ignorant to know that dropping a large object into water creates sound waves and motion which frighten the fish away.

[@xx_kittenkulture_xx1530]

Timestamp is at 19:24 for those curious

[@jojof8261]

19:25 I'm guessing it makes drag nets impossible to use. They cause great destruction to corals and stuff.

[@luthfihar3211]

19:31 someone probably already explained it in the OG video but i'll repeat it here, fish trawler fish by casting a big net that goes deep down in the ocean often scrapping the sea floor (it's generally illegal to do it so deep to reach the sea floor but it's still a relatively commonplace practice for naughty fishermen) to catch everything in an area that's indicated to be containing a school of fish(a big gathering of many fish), while these nets have medium size gaps that would allow smaller size fish to escape it still ends up causing over fishing and sea biome damage. these boulders and often statues and tank wrecks (yes some countries use stripped armor shell of old tanks as both an diving attraction and counter to deep sea trawling) works by snagging these nets and ripping it apart if the nets are so deep that they are near the sea floor

[@user-sh3ym8cq4b]

Wow, cool! Thanks for the explanation :]

[@arandomduckwithaknife5362]

Damien's voicing at 35:21 is actually insane

[@leoredding5040]

dude how did you get 35 minutes into a video that was posted 5 minutes ago???

[@rsoara.roseorsmth]

how tf-

[@Uzi_DoormanFrFr]

He is a time traveler

[@Danpg79]

​@@leoredding5040...ur kidding right

[@mythicpuppet2139]

My neighbors used to have gun fights with each other,they would end up stopping when one would get shot lol until one was killed and the other died from cancer. Not sure how they never got arrested, or how they got away with it for so long. I lived like way down in Tennessee, down dirt roads, actually drove through 2 creeks to get there, about 10 miles out of town. Random story I know but still wanted to share for no reason

[@AGREY-p1s]

19:16 fishers are SUPER allergic to boulders.

[@gabrielmillan2902]

Yep it's the allergies. It also damages the trawling nets used for the deep sea fishing but I still agree with you that it is mostly due to allergies.

[@StygianPrime_]

1:29 this is my favorite Johnny Silverhand quote

[@pooholigarch]

Same

[@jessicajayes8326]

Found a super colorful yarn at Hobby Lobby, made a hat for Pride Month!

[@celiashen5490]

🤣😂🤣😅

[@TheOne_6]

nice!!!!

[@mrorion4794]

This series needs a return more than ever

[@ch1pnd413]

It rips deep sea drag nets! That’s awesome. 19:17

[@GhostIy_Games]

3:59 grandma wild for that 😭

[@noice70]

43:32 its called a hypertumor. I haven’t actually done any research on them but I watched a kurzgesagt video so I’m basically an expert.

[@Your_average-Tiger-enjoyer]

Wow i havent seen this guy in 4 years dang

[@prodig127]

its multiple people

[@AGREY-p1s]

@prodig127 no, its just one guy who does different voices

[@prodig127]

@AGREY-p1s nuh there are different narrators

[@luthfihar3211]

45:14 fun fact: that pig is the specific factor that lead to the best possible timeline that we see play out in the show, every other timeline that didn't have waddles till the end somehow results in infinite different outcome variation of bad endings.

[@pokegirl1799]

19:16 I think it just scares the fish, but idk for certain

[@ch1pnd413]

23:37 dude that’s so that they can tow the cars because they think that basically the cars are not supposed to be there after a certain period of time, like they set some rules about that in the homeowners association or in the like local covenant or like they have some signs posted about that because they own the land or something like that, basically it’s a nice way of stealing from those folks that live there, the person has to go pay to get their car out of impoundment

[@daisyjoy242]

4:01 you go grandma

[@YanalFanio]

Honestly, this is incredible. I love the effort you put into this.

[@donnataescoffin9988]

24 dollars for baby formula is 50's Superman level of ridiculous

[@Terrance9871]

1:17:46 Greek mythology. Used to know a lot more, don’t anymore but still it’s fun to research

[@Silas-x8x]

11:56 Note: You will also see a fake McAffee virus alert that also spams you're notifications.

[@Hecate-]

It's been a solid three years man, where's this been all this time?

[@Spec_Draws]

11:56 why is this here, this is just good

[@FPBRM23]

he’s dodgeballing kids half his age

[@trevorgreenough6141]

No no, that's chaotic neutral. Chaotic good would be to piss yourself worse than she did so you take the bullying in her place.

[@AluminumFusion22]

• The 2006 Dr. Phil Bumfights incident was completely fabricated, as the man who went on the show was thought to have been Ty Beeson, a pseudonym used by a Las Vegas businessman who owned the Bumfights license at the time. It was revealed by Ryan McPherson and Michael Slyman, two producers involved with the original 2002 film that the man who appeared in the episode was someone hired to impersonate Beeson by Beeson himself and his associate, Ray Leticia. • I get the point of the Dr. Phil Bumfights post is to spotlight Dr. Phil's hypocrisy, but it should by no means justify what happened in the Bumfights movies. In 2014, McPherson and other producer Daniel Tanner were arrested by authorities for possession of human remains, namely a preserved head of an infant, which was taken from a Thai medical museum. So just because the Bumfights guys got a leg up on Dr. Phil doesn't mean they're good guys.

[@ashleystevens1643]

September. I couldn't find weed killer in mid-september at Walmart bc they replaced the entire outdoor/yard section with holiday stuff already -.-

[@Artemis-l1g]

15:55 I'm not completely sure because I skimmed this info but I'm pretty sure the statue was of Paul Kruger, if it was confirmed not to be well idk.

[@NeotheHero]

19:24 It’s because the sudden vibrations from dropping the boulders are meant to scare fish away, decreasing the amount of fish the fisherman catch

[@StevMitchell]

Canada had been a nation for 3.6 months when Alaska was sold.

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

Edipal task: A marriage in Alabama. Lysistratan task: An act of humorous civil disobedience. Frankly, it applies to much of this video. Odysseian Task: Long and needlessly difficult, though ultimately successful. Often to be used for work assigned by your boss that they make harder than it needs to be.

[@fishainsley]

Ii feel like a more appropriate definition of an Oedipan task would be “trying really hard not to marry your mother, then accidentally doing so anyway”.

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

Damien's squeal with the lady duct taped to her seat on the airplane, kind of sounded like Miss Piggy or maybe Beaker.

[@CosmicSlicerr]

1:25 cabot circus is always vandalised (this is in cabot circus, bristol, england)

[@datboig9936]

19:04 to answer the question the problem with corporate fishing is that they toll the water. basically a giant net that goes from the boat to the sea floor doing laps catching fish but if a boulder was on the floor then the net would snag and break but its unlikely that they will hit the rocks but it only gets more likely the more rocks we throw in the water.

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

I feel like I have a superpower where almost everything I say is either false to begin with, or ages like milk.

[@Steveth3catOfficial]

I love this channel and that hoodie looks sick, but there is NO WAY I'm gonna pay $60 for a hoodie.

[@ArchibaldNorman-vl5ci]

This content is amazing. You’ve got a real talent!

[@Fayanora]

6:06 A friend of mine once witnessed a funny thing: this driver had pulled into the pedestrian walkway and wasn't moving back, so a bunch of teens jumped up on his hood and walked across his car's hood.

[@UndeadlyBat]

4:02 What an unfortunate name

[@alaskanspartan89]

4:22 I wonder it's still there?

[@LifeIsAnOmoriReference]

24:57 SON BE A DEEEEENTIST

[@celiashen5490]

11:07 KAREN-TIPPING!! As opposed to cow-tipping; being that I was born in the Year of the Ox, I'd take the cow-tipping personally.

[@orchdork775]

Yes! We need more of this sub!!

[@Sully_bc_yes]

im finna bust

[@birdgirl97_2]

:3

[@ludwigthestrange]

Chaotic good my beloved. It gives me hope for this world.

[@akun50]

@27:12 - If one of your party isn't there, don't be surprised when your shit is moved or removed. @1:31:24 - Hey, the car will be replaced by insurance. The baby can't be.

[@mariahlewis4447]

I assume the boulders either sink the nets scaring the fish away to safety or the boulders break the nets and the fish swim away to safety and live their little fishy lives to die another day

[@noizthegoblin]

1:17:45 Hellenistic pagan here! (and google) Herculean task: in reference to the demigod Hercules who is famous for his inhuman strength. (meaning: something requiring great strength or determination to complete) Sisyphean task: in reference to Sisyphus, a man who tried to cheat death and was punished by having to forever push/carry a boulder up an unending hill. (meaning: a task that can never be completed) Icarian task: in reference to the story of Icarus, who made wings of wax to fly to his freedom, only to fly too close to the sun and fall to his death. Cassandrean task: in reference to the Trojan princess Cassandra, who was fated by the god Apollo to always tell accurate prophecies but never be believed.

[@toddoughty2043]

I work at a store that starting in december we give out free calendars, they kinda cheesy like this year its theme is antique tractors. soooo I pick random ones and on random dates I just write "Smile" with a happy face and put them back in the stack.

[@22wren]

19:31 when industrial fishing they drag the nets on the floor putting in boulders can rip or halt the net :)

[@opposite_hall]

11:52 I need the website now.

[@Jacoe413]

23:41 it's so they can give parking tickets. If they see a car with a chalked tire after a certain amount of hours, they give that car a ticket.

[@eliotpoland873]

POLAND that's me

[@Sniper_the_protogen]

Going to try doing 18:38 but using juuuusssstttt a bit of the idea behind 11:48

[@chantrellebrown8313]

53:22 I did that too but in high school and I would charge my fellow students hard cash if they wanted to pass English Language class! Good times!

[@mikethegoo]

To make Miryam Rodriguez even more badass. The people she killed were actually from a cartel, because the cartel killed her daughter.

[@NachtAsile]

Those guys were pretty hot though ngl

[@SheepLiver]

58:57 I always range from chaotic neutral to true neutral lel

[@Corrupted_Eon]

We love chaotic good

[@herobane64]

19:19 i said this in an earlier video, but the boulders hit deep nets and tear that stuff up

[@dubstepmummy4849]

23:49 Chalking tires is used by meter maids, to ensure the state gets paid for your good time. The other possibility is that you have snitch neighbors.

[@sakkanotofficial]

11:48 as a furry myself, I AM HOPING THIS MAN STILL HAS THE WEBSITE

[@Hclegend]

41:32 i miss lexi. hope she's doing we;;

[@spidermonkeysaredabest]

i saw a comment on a vid about hrt recently in newest first so ik she is at least alive!

[@TheOne_6]

do you mean 'well'?

[@rendarcrow]

countries that give vehicles the right of way have way less traffic accidents overall let alone pedestrian involved ones. let me explain it the simplest way possible. do want the person travelling at high speeds in a metal box to constantly be on the lookout for jay walkers and pedestrians, or is it more reasonable to ask the people walking who can literally stop at any point without hurting anyone or risking an accident to be responsible for watching where they are going?

[@CHERRY_YAKGUA]

!!! MMM SWEET CHAOS

[@NewStarConstellation]

2:20 "... public servants from illegal entering ..." Not pleased? Shouldn't they not do this in the first place as PUBLIC SERVANTS? WTF?

[@I-got-no-phD]

why is 10:52 and above glitched beyond that point 😭

[@ShinTriAce]

Working fine for me... refresh the page/restart the app?

[@Sorriel.J]

the boulders mess up the drag nets.

[@DaoukLanton]

1:29 Wendigoon?

[@birdgirl97_2]

DUCK COMRADES

[@ClockyV.CartoonThe3rd]

Yoooooo what is up my fellas!!!! We chillin tonight.

[@PokePullsDaily]

17:08 Not chaotic evil, chaotic awesome

[@imanormalperson1924]

0:06 "The inscription on It said that it was a D̴̃͜ö̶̯n̸̅ͅà̷̜t̴̜̎i̷̳͝õ̶͇n̷̠̿"

[@fernosbonos5394]

Only a cop hater would

[@Al-Cohol999]

When self defense laws include unlawful deprivation of liberty it keeps cops from kidnapping victims at gunpoint like they do in America.

[@THATBLUEBLAZER]

1:33 Someone call Ted Kandinsky

[@real46555]

what is your favourite Sandwich!

[@JMcGuigsjr]

I hate that I read at the same pace you read the post God dang 4th grade reading level

[@lolstalgic9602]

I started wondering why there's so many Hyper-Liberal takes in some of these. Then I realized this is Reddit we're talking about (ಠ_ಠ) I liked the one with the turtle

[@laurabess1041]

It scares off the fish

[@trevorgreenough6141]

Chivalry is dead these days, istead of saying thank you when I opened the door, she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

[@Leafy_Wingsss]

This subreddit is half Florida man

[@HippityHoppity_]

"because dr. phil is a giant *AURGH!* plant savor"

[@broccolinea]

3:38 cool code

[@snbsixteen6stars201]

What a beautiful french weight lifter

[@Insect_enjoyer]

I think it's meant to scare off the fish?

[@Jack22themax]

1:07:51 best story

[@addalyntackett5574]

Under 10 hours!

[@lelman2000]

40:10 gd reference!!1!!!111!!!111!!! omg

[@stevenrielly240]

When did India import Rhinos?

[@Davebergeon]

10:28 good

[@I-got-no-phD]

no way

[@005bake]

hi, im name is brianna ✨

[@Averageidler-nj1qf]

Hi pookie

[@drachenzerg]

Hell yea my favorite sub

[@fujiyamathesamoyed7751]

18:42

[@superslicer3337]

Nice

[@awesomefox555]

All o took from this video is that the world is full of evil and despite everyone’s efforts it’s still that way