r/Nicegirls | this is why two & a half men got CANCELLED

[@lostboy2056]

"you're a woman, you should know what periods are." Was such a raw line that i had to stop the video with my mout wide open

[@jenniferapplegate149]

I started crackling. My cat was offended at being disturbed.

[@UltraXan]

Dude, I was DRINKING. Damn near drowned myself when I heard that.

[@axz0nice]

@@UltraXan BRO I'M LITERALLY EATING RN AND I ALMOST DROPPED THE CEAMIC PLATE not to mention that I almost peed

[@catfacecat.]

My mout is also wide open

[@peta-gayehaisley3183]

r/thathappened

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

That second one man. If youre gonna be ableist expect to get shit back lmao like being disabled doesnt make you "half a person" youre still a whole person who happens to need extra help and support

[@aiodensghost8645]

My favorite is when people find out that the other person deals with something like Autism or Diabetes on the regular and STILL don't educate themselves on the topic. Idk about anyone else, but when I found out my grandmother was diabetic, I did SOME research as to what is going on so then I'm not ENTIRELY useless if shit were to happen (ketoacidosis is a real threat, you can't change my mind). And Autism is one you should familiarize yourself with anyway, as the statistic is now 1 in 32 children with Autism, compared to the 1 in 100 or 1 in 64 it was back in 2011.

[@djinnxx7050]

Hey, you know maths? That's ableist against those with dyscalculia...

[@KWifler]

I'm disabled but fully functional but also not employable and I just consider myself to be a pet these days. Women expect way too much.

[@thoccult]

I find it so funny that the woman insulted someone for something they can’t change and then got upset after she got insulted for something she can change 😂

[@socrates1954]

​@@KWiflerhow can you be fully functional but unemployable? Do you know what " fully" "functional" and "unemployable" mean.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

"Idk it sounds rude" Maybe because it f**king is

[@LunaP1]

And the guy proceeded to roast her harder than a flamethrower. 😂😂😂

[@ttskyhammer9169]

​@@LunaP1he's a soldier with M2 flamethrower and she's a enemy in MG nest.

[@dickysatria7268]

​@@LunaP1she got NAPALMed

[@whoisanarnb]

@@dickysatria7268she got flammenwerfered

[@andrewollmann304]

I think she might have meant to say “idc if it sounds rude,” which is even worse.

[@msthecommentator2863]

I know it's a weird pull, but whenever someone rants and raves about women who "should want to be more than a housewife!!" I always think of the line from Family Guy when Lois is going toe to toe with that extremist feminist: "Feminism is about choice. I choose to be a housewife and mother. And now, I'm choosing to end this conversation." 👏

[@0dumbduckie053]

She was so real for that

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

Oml she’s so based. We love Lois, because she speaks the truth- Feminism _isn’t_ about trying to force women/men/ *anybody* into a role, it’s about letting everyone be anything and be treated equally

[@Xeno_Solarus]

Now wait a damn second. That is absolutely not what feminism is about. Feminism is female superiority, plain and simple. If you actually cared about equality, you would not call yourself a feminist.​@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-

[@williamdrum9899]

​@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-Sadly it's been twisted into being about hair dye, piercings, and hating men

[@K3NN3DY_101]

Those are the fake feminists, quit confusing them with the real ones.​@@williamdrum9899

[@cheechms]

“How dare my friend date my other friend without MY permission!!” -“Nice” Girl

[@Larsen_illustrations]

I'd say the only time it actually works like that is if they're dating an ex

[@ithinklikeawesome]

"Pobody is Nerfect" - A "Nice Girl" after setting fire to an orphanage.

[@bleepblock2177]

Mr Peabody

[@FinallyAlone]

"It's nerfect or nothing"

[@avidagamegerl1081]

@@bleepblock2177You mean Mr Pobody

[@Xakaion]

Person named Pobody:

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

You forgot the "tee-hee!"

[@Navonex]

Truly some evil force is keeping all the nice guys and girls apart.

[@chickennugget6684]

maybe it's darwin who wants less of both

[@decepticusprevails]

I think if all the "nice guys" and "nice girls" DID get together... i think they'd destroy each other like rabid animals 😅

[@damienearl8302]

Honestly, if anything, I think they actively feed each other's existences like a screwed up natural cycle, since I noticed that a lot of the general world views of both groups tend to line up with the actions of the other!

[@senpyrothewizard8172]

​@@decepticusprevailsding ding ding. They aren't "nice" they are either A) narcissists who refuse to accept that other people are not like them and that their usual behavior is not the baseline, or B) lazy losers who don't understand that the bare minimum is NOT more than enough. If they ever get together it either falls flat instantly because they think the bare minimum is all that needs to be put in, or because two monsters can't coexist with each other. In short, they wouldn't be able to stand hanging out with themselves.

[@muffetmissulena6540]

We do see it. That’s how you get dysfunctional marriages.

[@Ghostfighter797]

Jack isn't a nice girl, he is a cool guy.

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

@UnitTrace Are you trying to start an ARG or something?

[@Fruad_jo]

@@heartsthekitteh6239it’s a bot or something

[@NbNgMOD]

​@@heartsthekitteh6239check his comment history. He's a top comment spam

[@pillfllip8936]

Jack is peak human, all he needs now is an oversized cowboy hat

[@kittyt.s.p]

@UnitTracehow much exp do I earn?

[@M4lfucnt10ned]

3:37 i was eating cereal and i can confirm I CHOKED LIKE I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING SARCASTIC WHEN THEY SAID THEY CHOKED WHILE EATING THEIR FOOD BUT NO IT IS POSSIBLE

[@nathanjereb9944]

You fucked around and found out

[@eyemoisturizer]

was the cereal good at least

[@M4lfucnt10ned]

@@eyemoisturizer yea

[@Sansremembersyouregenocides]

@@M4lfucnt10nednice

[@thatguyintherain3168]

"Idk it sounds rude but i dont value you as a person and think you're beneath me"

[@MizTameRumors]

'I don't do drama'...Immediately after ' you can't have female friends' Think she is lying about the drama.

[@blazaybla22]

Talking about “drama” unprompted is kind of a mild yellow flag in my mind at this point (in the context of relationships I mean). Like it puts me on notice to start looking for other ways the person might be dismissing other people’s perspectives etc

[@justaperson4656]

Hearing "sorry you aren't my type" and taking it as "you're unattractive and ugly and unlovable" really feels like a you problem

[@DarthKieduss]

"Just what I wanted. Instability. My name's already Jack, let's call you Rose!" THAT KILLED ME!!!

[@kzali901]

🥲🤝

[@aralornwolf3140]

... I'm thinking this is in reference to something... but what???

[@WestGarbage6]

@@aralornwolf3140 I dunno, maybe that movie with the big spaceship and the aliens attacking people, that's gotta be it, 100%

[@newhope-cat9089]

​@@aralornwolf3140probably a reference to a boat that may or may not have a fun time at the end

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

​@@newhope-cat9089The one with the rapping dog or the octopus with a nose and the moonbeams?

[@msthecommentator2863]

6:26 Pink: "I consent." Blue: "I consent." OP: "I didn't!" *Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?* 😅😂

[@Scherzkeks4104]

the fricking Jesus consent meme, I can't 🤣

[@kmig42]

i think their names are thomas and emily

[@Aleezaurr_]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT 😭

[@wObBlE73]

4:35

[@Enteringdullsville]

“Now kiss” -Jesus Christ, 0025

[@QuiteSpiffing]

We love Robin for the passionate rants, and we love Jack for re-enacting the stories!

[@KarenVilchis443]

0:53 a good comeback when the lisa girl disrespected the man's disability, and he had to come up with a clever insult, why you mad girl, you made fun of his disability (mental and physical disabilities cannot be cured but managed) while he made fun of your physical body weight (obesity can be cured by a healthy diet and exercise)

[@lesliealex9834]

2:16 as someone who has no chance at getting a girlfriend, I can speak for others who also have no chance when I say all we want is someone to love and for them to love us back

[@LunaP1]

Just be careful to not run into ladies like these. It ain't worth the headaches and restraining orders.

[@lesliealex9834]

@LunaP1 If I run into a lady like this, I would love a restraining order as long as I never have to talk to them again

[@thelunchlady8276]

Puppies are cute.

[@sabschatz]

"you are a woman you should know what periods are" is the best thing jack as said, and yes men know what nut's, ball's, sausage's, wiener's and a few more

[@NbNgMOD]

Yes, all highly suggestive words that may or may not be what you may think it is

[@w.reidripley1968]

Now let's work on forming plurals literately when writing.... Wouldn't that be nice. This whole thread leaves me irritable and irritated. Glad my life isn't this miserable.

[@akirananimoto5843]

24:31 "Sometimes the hardest part of being a great catch is accepting not everyone's hands are strong enough to hold you." Me: Well that's your problem if you're too heavy to hold.

[@StevenRoss-wn1iq]

Half a man is truly a backhanded comment. Also, that 'idk it sounds rude' is just the icing on the cake. Also, the Onlyfans one was pathetic.

[@localnpc69]

"you are a woman you should be well aware of what periods are!" God, that's the most beautiful line I've ever heard

[@liambatstone6185]

i can't breath, this has me chuckling non-stop. This is why I'm single, all y'all who found someone who genuinely cares struck gold!

Yeah, videos like this make me super appreciative of my girlfriend for being an actual good, decent person. :-)

[@cryxlz]

8:52 “Equality bas bolne se nahi aati” is likely Hindi/ Hinglish. It means something like “equality does not come from just talking about it”

[@denkisupremacy]

thanks for the translation! I got the all the words, but I couldn't manage to put them into a proper sentence. i don't exactly know hindi but I vaguely know urdu, so close enough lol

[@PatientSqueaky]

I would to apologize on the behalf of girls who aren’t like this. We understand that men have hard lives to live too and we are not above men but equal

First off, thank you for _actually_ getting it! Second, _don't_ apologize on behalf of women. It's not a good look when guys do the white-knight thing, it's not a good look when you do it. Just the fact that you consider us equals means that you're our hero. ;-)

[@akisalmenaho8473]

Don't apologize. In fact, I think you're not respecting yourself enough.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Your grammar deserves an apology as well.

[@LuckyOwI777]

@@AIHumanEquality It's not even bad, lol. What do you mean? They missed one word, lol

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@LuckyOwI777 Apologize for yours too if you write like that. The Word Gods feel offended.

[@michaeljohnson1117]

15:32 whether it's a man or a woman complaining about how the people they find attractive won't give them a chance. Just ask them, "So does that mean that if 350 lb Big Bertha is into you or the 400 lb neckbeard," that you should be made to give them a chance?" It's funny how they think that when someone they're into doesn't like them or want to give them a chance it's a travesty and discrimination but it's completely fine for them to turn down people that they're not attracted to.

[@paulwinchester5261]

Haven't seen a nice girls video in so long! love that Emkay's back in my algorithm

[@ChloeCommentss]

It's just weird how they claim men objectify women and only want the for their bodies, and then sleep around and cheat?? How are you able to think that you're above them to a point where they are loyal and only talk to you, and then completely ignore such rules?

[@ChloeCommentss]

With both nice guys and girls they really think similar, with the distinction that the girls fight for ownership of people, seeing themselves as teh centre of attention and the guys fight for a girl whatsoever and act incredibly lowly on themselves to win such. They're similar and different and honestly don't like either of these groups.

[@Sweetie.21]

Love it when they censor something so badly that you can literally read their names (5:45) XD It’s like when they blur faces on TV, but you can still see their real face behind it because it doesn’t distort it enough.

[@lynneconklin917]

Or change camera angles and forget to blur, or don't blur reflections. Oops!

[@Sweetie.21]

@@lynneconklin917 Yeah exactly! If I ever need my identity to be protected on tv for some reason, I’ll ask them to just make me into a solid black rectangle. No body proportion or anything would make me identifiable that way (unless they mess that up some way).

[@Kittneyy]

praying for their privacy that emily and thomas arent their real names

[@MegaAstroFan18]

The 11:30 one, that is the most eloquent way of saying "you're a bitch, fuck off" I've seen in the modern day.

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

28:43 bro everything about the girl’s reply back is GOLD. The delivery of it truly made it hold of course lol

[@UnreliableArsonist]

*I’M COMPLETELY FINE* -maybe it’s just your inherently sexist brain assuming I’m angry” I think the lack of punctuation makes it so much better (and by better I mean angrier).

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

@@UnreliableArsonist I was very surprised to see someone reply to this but I welcome it warmly!

[@UnreliableArsonist]

@@Joey7Z7Horror it’s just kinda my thing to reply to obscure comments

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

@@UnreliableArsonist kewl

[@Rodrick_heffley12]

Man two and a half men was my childhood show

[@SEAFInfantry]

Bro I still remember watching it with my dad

[@Itsr0zaIina]

I never watched it sadly, can someone explain it to me, if thats okay.

[@decepticusprevails]

holy shmit the comebacks 😂 If we could bottle Jack's raw sass we could fix the energy crisis

[@damienearl8302]

I'll be real, I read this as "Jack's raw ass" at first, and...even then, I agree!

[@Jokoko2828]

I too wish I was a woman who got lucky enough to marry a rich dude, but uh, I don't resent people who get lucky in life, I'd drive myself into a early grave if I got jealous of everyone who's living a better life than me, because that number is really, really big.

[@aiodensghost8645]

And honestly it isn't worth the energy. There are better things to do than worry about keeping up with other people.

[@djinnxx7050]

All you need is a single roll of toilet paper and you're doing better than me, cause I'm sat here on the loo and looked and, well... fuck 😭

[@WestGarbage6]

@@djinnxx7050 Skill issue, just took a shit and had a whole roll of toilet paper, I think I'm just better than you ngl.

[@djinnxx7050]

@@WestGarbage6 A whole roll, ooh get you mr money bags... 🤣

[@havanadaurcy1321]

I almost did by arrangement. The only reason we didn't was the nice guy who arranged it was as arrogant as Trump pre 2016 and would have been ostracized by where we were (Let alone his verbal attack on a Type 1 Diabetic in an article for a French now Malta owned website was idiocy, hypos can and do happen anywhere)

[@Abigblueworld]

As a bisexual girl myself, I wouldn't want to be looking for my "Alpha Male"

[@RealChloFii]

"Alpha Male" typically means emotionally, verbally, and/or physically abusive, so as another Bisexual Girl I agree with this.

[@Abigblueworld]

yeey@@RealChloFii

[@Pizzathing]

As a Bissexual Guy,I agree and I say two things:ALPHA MAKES SUCK and GARLIC BREEAAAD!

[@Pizzathing]

​@@RealChloFii Oh,you have Uzi from Murder Drones as a Profile,btw did you know that tge voice of N is aldo the Voice of Angel Dust in the Pilot of Hazbin Hotel,us the Boice of Jaxx in The Digital Circus and is also the Voice of Rocky from the Lackadaisy Pilot?

[@dartoney]

What does beeing bisexual have to do with your statement

[@Abigblueworld]

I like how the subreddit's name is purposefully a joke when it comes to what is posted in the subreddit.

[@WVella]

whyd you comment twice

[@redapocalypseee]

I mean yeah. That's the joke...

[@hiddenmystery8867]

I like how the floor is made out of floor

[@reviewerofcomments]

i like how the sky looks blue because its blue

I thought that it was more that they themselves claim to be nice while their behaviour points to the contrary. Just like with r/niceguys.

[@ijustexist3866]

1:14 holy crap, two whole years?! 3:29 this likely does belong here 3:52 lady you keep on asking, you clearly are trying to force him 15:09 sort of agreed. Maybe it’s your fault, maybe it’s the other’s fault. Or maybe your just unlucky 15:15 true 18:57 wtf 28:07 yes, are you not aware of people having friends or siblings? At least investigate first before you actually tell him cause just because they laughed and hugged once, doesn’t mean they’re cheating

[@NbNgMOD]

At 3:29 what part of that isn't a nice girl?

[@falcie7743]

The name censoring fail is rather funny, you can clearly see the names are Emily and Thomas

[@aiodensghost8645]

Generic names

[@23run]

Another funny thing is why they tried to censor them in the first place.

[@jeppy4021]

8:52 Yes! That is Hindi!... She said something (not literal but figurative) "Equality doesnt come from just preaching it"

[@gangstablook5846]

2 and a half men is the reason Devil May Cry 5 happened

[@LunaP1]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

Never have I have been offended by something I 100% agree with

[@KWBR1123]

I’m sorry, I don’t get it.

[@WestGarbage6]

@@KWBR1123 I think it refers to Dante, Nero and V, who are the main playable protagonists of the game Devil May Cry 5, seeing as how Dante and Nero are two regular half demon guys, and V is the human half of Dante's brother, Vergil, making him only half a man.

[@Shiverwar]

​@@WestGarbage6...God dammit, that's annoyingly clever

[@KWifler]

I left reddit years ago because they're too toxic, but I was always curious whether I could get with a "nice girl" but after seeing these, I don't think they're worth it. Still looking for alternatives to my area's mainstream dating population since they are all ableist.

[@michaeljohnson1117]

15:19 what's funny is you know this girl was warned about these guys by either her or their friends but she refused to listen to them because she knew better and she knew how badly they had treated their previous partners but she thought that wouldn't happen to her because she's special. 😂

[@TheBastardWombatKing]

Misspelling and lack of punctuation can indicate ragetyping.

[@aiodensghost8645]

You can ragetype and still make sense, unlike these bitches

[@aralornwolf3140]

Or being drunk...

[@thelunchlady8276]

Or being an idiot.

[@Ziorac]

How are these 20 something year olds behaving like middle schoolers? Who raised them? What were their parents doing??

[@aiodensghost8645]

Welcome to emerging adulthood. We will fuck things up, but if we don't learn from our mistakes, it's our own damn faults (I agree tho, they act like middle schoolers)

[@Theofficialeggroll]

Drinking under the overpass

[@ViIsHereLittleWhispering-km1eh]

“My name’s already Jack, let’s call you Rose!” JACK IS AMAZING

[@davidzea-smith1417]

Jack needs to narrate every r/niceguys and r/nicegirls video.

[@NbNgMOD]

In you're opinion: which is worse, nice guys, or nice girls?

[@Qyubij]

​@@NbNgMODwhich gender do you like more? male or female (this is what you're asking)

[@a13m34]

​@@NbNgMODoh nice guys fir sure

[@davidzea-smith1417]

@@a13m34 Yeah… yeah.

[@braydenbanks4228]

You'd be shocked at how many people on the internet I've come across who just show complete and utter disregard for the laws of grammar and punctuation, that when confronted with their affront to the written english language, they slide into a perfectly edited essay-length rant about grammar nazis. This also commonly happens even if the thing I did to confront them on something they said was me asking a clarification question.

[@rexisnox577]

Yeah, to a certain extent I get not writing like an essay but if I see someone writing so terribly I can barely understand them I *definitely* judge them, that and making spelling mistakes that aren’t typos or shortening.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

20:49 Anyone who says they're a sub while contradicting themselves w. this pushy a tone is invariably just trying to slap a legitimising label on a lazy + demanding personality. There's brats (fun) & then there's simply takers (unrewarding). Source; long & diverse experience as a domme.

[@GlacialSkyfarer]

Alpha male? Not even a pre-release?

[@Theofficialeggroll]

I've actually managed to get early-access

[@GmNdWtchr96]

Pre-Production Male

[@TriforcePunk]

20:30 - Bro. Bro. I just spat my coffee out at that twist. 😂

[@DreamingIce]

I love that we got dingus as an insult in this one, lol😂

[@tehlaziness]

11:40 Part 2 of this girl's story will be "Omg, why do so many guys ghost?! Its bullshit!" This woman is why guys ghost

[@birdbrainedboy]

5:35 the myth of consensual dating: p1: I consent to dating p2 p2: I consent to dating p1 p3: I don't! *isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?*

[@aralornwolf3140]

P4: Me.

[@theunknowman12]

Yeah she was really stupid for even doing that. Don't get into other people relationship especially if you're never have any romantic experience with one of them

[@hachicirro]

43 seconds in and wth😭 "idk it sounds rude" Why'd you say it then?? Nice girls out of pocket

[@cybremystica93]

0:46 that was an awful thing to say 😢. Nobody should be looked down on for their disability

[@ellieroth1309]

14:08 take a shot every time you hear the word "blokes".

[@ZeeNastee]

Why do you want to put us in the hospital?

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

If I hear that one woman say the word "Bloke" one more time I am going to jump out of a window

[@dougodyssey50]

Probably don't come to Australia then. We don't want to shovel you off the ground.

[@emilybarclay8831]

@@dougodyssey50or the U.K. we also use bloke here

[@synthlord16]

I was shocked at how kind the person who reached out to that insecure girl on a dating app was. Seeing her just completely shoot that down made me sad. It's hard to believe, really.

[@MissThaaang]

23:15 I love your narration 😂 I feel like we did it at the same time. I bet all the narrators take long showers after doing their recording session

[@Majora404err01r]

"4 kids with 4 different fathers" That's enough information to predict that girl's future crystal clear

[@KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421]

THE MYTH OF CONSENT, A.K.A why the word “yes” is empty and doesn’t mean shit: Girl: I consent Boy: I consent Will Smith: No, you don’t. *Erases your memory of seeing him shortly after* IS THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK? AIN’T NONE OF THAT IF THE GOVERNMENT DON’T APROVE.

[@ArcaneMaiden]

0:58 *dramatic spitting of coffee & pointing* You gonna need a Senzu for that one 😂

[@samh.p7193]

the voices behind EmKay have got to be some of the most comedically and naratively creative people on the internet lol

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

I absolutely love that one post 14 minutes in with the woman ranting about “blokes” and saying it repeatedly. It comes off as very fun and unusual, completely distracting from the rant. It’s really funny. Blokes blokes blokes! To be called a bloke is something to smile in amusement about

[@RoccaDoesStuff]

Amazing Jack, beautiful voice acting :pinched_fingers:

[@disguisedpuppy]

8:54 Translation: "Equality just doesn't come from just talking/shrilling about it"

[@philbateman1989]

5:52 Urm, I think the name Emily needed a little more blocking out there XD

[@sobasically718]

same with thomas

[@AGamingCinnabun]

8:57 That says: "Equality doesn't come from just talking"

[@GojoGOATED]

6:45 The myth of consent: pink: I consent. blue: I consent. OP: I don’t. Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

[@mihaleben6051]

0:57 AN AVERAGE WOMAN WEIGHTS 0 pounds? Bro what is this math.

[@vidlight]

Are you obtuse, 250/2.5 = 100 😂

[@RHans621]

is that a squid dog from changed?

[@mihaleben6051]

@@RHans621 well, you got one thing right, but its actualy a white latex knight

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

How the hell did you get 0

[@mihaleben6051]

@@cycrothelargeplanet sorry i was tired at the time. But today i can extract multiplication of complex numbers from triangles.

[@stargazer8g2]

I want every single nicegirls video to be narrated by Jack

[@arialash1113]

You know I watch these when I feel bad about myself, becouse I feel better knowing I will never be like these "lovely" ladies. Great videos guys.😊 I loved that line "my life's already jacked, lots call you rose!"

[@lmaniac58]

It's funny how people who cheat always use the whole "I was being abused card." Like really? Isn't that an early 2000's thing that is extremally old at this point? Again it's funny how on both sides people consider cheating a luxury, seriously how is it not illegal at this point.

[@dankdoodlellamapl]

2:15 Yeah she has definetely used a man as just a wallet before

[@Floriaka]

This is why i dont go dating. Too many "nice girls" that are "just quirky". Sorry but i am a man whom does not want to doo all the work and get nothing but anger and narcissistic downgrading for not giving access to all my personal accounts and social media and private chats without question... However, when the "nice girl" is asked such a thing to prove their loyalty, its a big blown up argument and I am the Chauvistic, Bombastic and Audacious Pig.. Especially when the "nice girl" is in fact not being loyal

[@hockeydawg5868]

jack’s little peanut gallery-like but yet somehow relevant comments make him my personal favorite

[@ms.annthropic6341]

“Treat me like your favourite cat” is too real though, I’ve said this myself 😂 “I just want someone who treats me the way I treat my cat. Give me love and affection, praise for basically no reason, attention when I want it, and otherwise leave me alone. Is that so much to ask??” Bearing in mind I was saying this as a joke though 😹

[@LunaP1]

16:55 "oh no, she face planted." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tonywoutrs]

Negging is like teasing really, not being agreeable while you're connecting, youre both able to laugh with differences. The problem is rhat people try too hard

[@naymar_v9332]

The editing is emaculate

[@primeyoriichi]

5:40 I think that the girl just wanted to keep the man as an "just incase" if she can't date anyone she likes, She see's him as a shitty item that you only use if the good items don't work. I'm glad she didn't like him or else he'd be in a shitty relationship

[@just_connor]

EmKays angry female voice when is literally perfect, the vitriolic “RAAAAGH” energy he brings to the text is fuckin hilarious 😂😂

[@MrBounceoutboi]

The snap chat err chat, dude should have taken the way she spells and talks as a sign of bad things and avoided her. I found the more they talk like that or spell like that, the more entitled she'll be or more likely to be a massive problem if you forget her birthday randomly due to being busy and suddenly she's called the cops and accusing you of certain crimes you havent committed

[@solowingborders3239]

15:34 As an Australian, this sort of talk makes me think of the housing commission stereotypes.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

8:03 Twitter in a nutshell

[@addicted2mako]

"U blokes" had been said so many times in that one post that it sounds like a medical condition now!

[@Reddit_gamer]

For the people who don't speak Hindi she/he (don know op's gender) said : equality doesn't come by speaking about it

[@pocketplayer33]

9:19 Life lessons with Jack.

[@KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421]

00:36 And that’s why Two and a Half Men fell off as a TV show, and eventually had to be cancelled. All of that, marked the prediction of the show’s unfortunate end ahead of time in and of itself. They literally predicted the year when the finale of the show was going to happen ahead of time.

[@thesiIIiestgoose]

Pretty sure that lady who said “blokes” like 20 times barely even knows what it means

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

And some people wonder why i don't want to look for a significant other

[@NbNgMOD]

I don't know anyone who wonders this.

[@madam-mint]

1:00 OH MY GOSH THE CUTOFF

[@rexisnox577]

6:55 She literally rejected him and she has a problem with him turning around and dating someone else.

[@bombdotcom2168]

The amount of people on this subreddit who think that domestic violence and destruction of property are perfectly okay to the point that they BRAG about it. It infuriates me to no end.

[@Ragehunger]

When you put others down for your own twisted satisfaction, spurt out something uncalled for and think you can just brush it off, or treat others the way you wouldn't wanna be treated, don't be blaming them when they call you out for it, turn the tables on you, or simply push you away to find their own happiness away from your toxicity. It is exactly what you've made yourself earned of. You aren't the perfect princess you claim to be, but a manipulative, exploitative and projecting liar who believes dumping their emotional baggage on others is a valid personality. *YOU* are the problem. But saying that to someone who let ego control their entire lives is a most futile task. They only hear what they want to hear, and everything else they deflect by mirroring their own words of validation back at themselves. They've already made up their minds way in advance. It is why they loathe the idea of therapy, because they've convinced themselves that nothing's wrong with them. While it's difficult to persuade someone who doesn't wanna change to do so, it is nigh impossible to change someone who believes there is nothing that _needs_ changing about themselves.

[@baronhelmut2701]

I especially enjoy the woman who judges other women for not working as much and having rich husbands. Does she realize we find women who have less time less attractive ? Not saying she cant work, I am saying, you can be a girlboss or attractive to men, but there is no such thing as an attractive girlboss.

[@sctpoch]

10:10 My general rule is that everyone is a 5 out of 10 until they open their mouth. For some, a kind heart and a good personality is the world's greatest beautician. For others, they're the kind of ugly that makeup doesn't cover and plastic surgery can't fix.

[@kiwiguy72]

20:28 Wasn't expecting that! Hilarious!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

That woman is right. She doesn't have to explain why she cheated. She does not, however, need an explanation as to why her man is leaving her for it.

[@rexisnox577]

I always find it strange when people justify cheating “it happened when I was drunk, it was an accident.” I’m gonna “accidently” break up with you.

[@eggslyplayz]

Yes, she does. Why wouldn’t he leave if someone is untrustworthy and immoral? 🤦

[@SnicklefritzdoesYT]

Probably me getting worked up about nothing but I hate when people use “u” and “you” in the same fucking sentence.

[@videakias3000]

I wonder what happens when such women meet incels. How do their relationships end up?

[@bleepblock2177]

I think I remember a comment saying something along the lines of “a relationship between a nice guy and a nice girl would turn out badly because two wrongs don’t make a right”

[@A1phaWolf150]

Like the Hindenburg’s relationship with fire, presumably.

[@NbNgMOD]

Like oil and water: it takes a strong emulsifier to mix 'em

[@egg5823]

-1 + -1 = -2

[@KaitouKaiju]

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