The Most Clueless DUI

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[@kenshi....3998]

Ok

[@fireitup438]

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[@Peytonables]

Hi

[@user-uc7cp5uw6d]

Bruh

[@duckyproductions8648]

This will be the best way for me to tell you but I'm taking my classes now to start my career in Law enforcement! I want to go into SWAT work as well!!!

[@CodeBlueCam]

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[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

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[@ThraceVega]

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[@MustachedEmu]

The gift that keeps on giving. 🤣

[@bxvbomber]

gotta go get the popcorn!

[@elijahjarman2837]

Mark me down as excited as fuck

[@RLKmedic0315]

I am a paramedic, been working for 25+ years. I was once on a scene of a DUI/MVC (motor vehicle collision for those of you not familiar with the abbreviation). No major injuries or major property damage. I will never forget the PD speaking with the suspected DUI driver. The suspect was very polite and respectful and just as obviously drunk. The PD began to administer the field sobriety test and asked the suspect : "Sir, place your feet together and walk this white line one foot after the other", the suspect responded (very politely) " I will Officer. As soon as it stops moving" Even the cop had a good chuckle at that one.

[@SEA-dv5kh]

lol I've read this story a dozen times. Not very original.

[@Petra999]

@@SEA-dv5kh well i hadn't, so I'm glad he made the post

[@oz_jones]

@@SEA-dv5kh I mean... the likelihood of this happening more than once is a non-zero amount.

[@Lew699]

Thats amazing hahaa

[@ssand1313]

lol

[@serpenz983]

The perp was super respectful and did everything he was told. Hopefully he learns from this.

[@reboundrides8132]

He’s jacked up on benzos (anxiety meds) you give zero fucks on that stuff

[@ravenzyblack]

I don’t envy his family the amount of money they had to pay out for all that damage to city property.

[@patrickedger2448]

Dude was so high he actually respected the officer and gave it to him straight 🤣This Cinematic Universe gets more and more comical with each video I see.

[@jackstecker5796]

I actually got paid to get drunk one time. My department needed to send someone to the academy to be a training subject for DUI/ OWI testing. So they drove me up there, paid me $15/hr to drink beers, and do field sobriety tests every 30 minutes. I don't think I've ever been that drunk in my life. There was some Sergeant who kept saying "have another beer". They gave me a ride home, thank Christ, because they got me fucked-in-half-drunk. I, no shit, forgot how my fucking face worked.

[@Great_Lakes_Discus]

No shit bro?

[@jessenicoletta4160]

that's fucking awesome

[@izvicx586]

@@Great_Lakes_Discus 😂🤣😂

[@colelangford6369]

That’s a good day at work.

[@IOWNNU]

I would do that just for the free beer

[@zackparler8915]

“Should’ve read him his rights” They read them their rights at the hospital when they’re born in Lacrosse.

[@wesleyjackson8309]

That fucking sent me🤣

[@zackparler8915]

@@wesleyjackson8309 lmao 🤣

[@lvl10goldfish]

This is random but doesn’t donut with a beard look like woods from cod? 🤔

[@zackparler8915]

@@lvl10goldfish wow. It’s actually pretty uncanny now that I think about it.

[@lvl10goldfish]

@@zackparler8915 🐢

[@The-Hammpter]

Cop: "what direction were you going" Noah's cousin: "Idk" Cop: "weren't you driving" Noah's cousin: "Yeah"

[@garygetty1614]

Rolls down window- "hey how's it going",This is the funniest traffic stop.

[@thetallgrass]

"Dude... park the car man" The sound of not an angry officer, just a severely disappointed officer.

[@christopherconard2831]

When he said park the car I expected the driver to pull forward and try to find a parking spot. Park the car and put the car in park have two different potential meanings.

[@_Circus_Clapped_]

@@christopherconard2831 lmfao, if only he were that smart and coordinated enough to drive into that lot lol

[@gonzalogonzalez2585]

A severely disappointed dad.

[@alissabarella60]

Not gonna lie, I completely lost my shit when I read your comment. I don't think I've laughed that hard in weeks! X'D

[@CeeCeeB.]

@@alissabarella60 me too lmao

[@waderowcliffe4807]

That cop seemed like a really cool dude. Super chill & friendly. He couldn't seem to help himself. 😆 Never seen a cop get over being t-boned by a drunk knucklehead so quickly b4. Then he asked about his well being multiple times. Well done officer!

[@micfail2]

Super mellow cop

[@floridasoldat]

For real lol

[@alexg.8065]

I think that he was on more than just alcohol though

[@micfail2]

@@alexg.8065 Did you watch the whole video? The guy admitted to taking Xãnax, the effects of benzos are often very similar to many of the effects of alcøhol

[@jjrossitee]

Nah bruh, f@*ck 12. Those ruthless fascists.... Or something like that.

[@jordangriffing8217]

I grew up right down the road from LaCrosse. It's a nice place surrounded by bluffs but there are a few things that make it a magnet to these kind of interactions. 1) it has more bars per capita than any other city in America 2) it's a college town with three different schools (UW-LaCrosse, Viterbo, Western technical) 3) it has one of the largest oktoberfest celebrations in the world (in fact I'm pretty sure Daniel Tosh mentioned that going to LaCrosse's oktoberfest caused him to poop his pants as an adult) 4) It's just Wisconsin, the land of beer and cheese. Especially in winter, drinking is one of the few activities to partake in.

[@2200Stinger]

How to do explain their propensity to deification?

[@healthfadsfade]

This is one of my favorite videos on the interwebs. "You smoked some weed today, how much?" The dude: "All of it". This cop is so freaking cool it blows my mind.

[@SPLINTERINTHEMINDSEYE]

The kid seems polite and respectful. It’s a shame the decisions he’s making are going to make his life very difficult.

[@ojjuiceman]

Hopefully he learned his lesson and thank God no one was hurt.

[@madhatter3493]

Its a shame the system doest offer something other than life altering consequences for poor decisions when your young look at alll the young men with felonies that cant get regular jobs so they are now forced into lives of criminal behaviour to survive

[@Shrimp_Insurance]

@@madhatter3493 Maybe don't commit felonies

[@DatJNP]

@@Shrimp_Insurance A ton of people make mistakes like driving drunk when they're young. You know nothing about the guy, maybe try developing that human trait known as empathy.

[@Shrimp_Insurance]

@@DatJNP Or maybe don't commit felonies

[@diablobutai839]

The cop is just so chill because the evidence really just speaks for itself 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelpassion7259]

The police clearly planted that traffic light on his car

[@mrturay8675]

@@angelpassion7259 you're joking, right?

[@impordes]

@@mrturay8675 you are joking, or at least i hope you are.

[@mrturay8675]

@@impordes ?

[@bisleyblackhawk1288]

@@impordes…I’m 100% sure he is 😁😁😁

[@militarybuff7107]

i feel like i would fail a dui test even if i wasn't drunk

[@maggiem6209]

There's actually sometimes notation on people's medical records that says their balance is not good enough to walk the line. My mom has an inner ear deformity that I'm pretty sure precludes her. Not that she's ever needed it but that was the joke between our family friend, who was a deputy, and her. "Ma'am, can you walk this line for me?" "You know I can't! Get your coffee and bother somebody else."

[@purgatory671]

My officer friend once had me go through the dui test when we were drunk and explained the process, he told me that the eyes are the biggest teller. You could score perfectly on the balance test and if you fail the eyes test bad enough they’ll arrest you anyways because it’s a dead giveaway.

[@joecope9935]

@@purgatory671 I actually know someone who got pulled over and passed all the tests except for watching the pen. My understanding is that the eye test is so effective because it's involuntary movement, like a heartbeat, that you can't consciously control.

[@wnathanielw]

In some states you don't have to take it. Check your state and local laws.

[@aaronloiselle3651]

I've consumed a large quantity of the devils lettuce in my lifetime and never, not once, have i been this blitz to the point i suddenly developed a 10 second memory.

[@ed3nprison]

he's on xanax lol

[@kayoct430]

My favorite part of the video is when the cop first talks to the kid he opens up and says "hey, hows it going" with a damn traffic light on his car 🤣

[@deezyD93]

I rewatched that part 5 times lol 😂

[@b.neallee7042]

If I was the cop I would say do you know where you are? Is your mom going to kick you out of the basement? No milk Ok and and cookies for you Chip. Lol

[@dawsynlarson696]

@@b.neallee7042 what ? What do you mean

[@shethingsd]

There's another one on Code Blue Cam that the dude destroys his car even worse than this and he's behind the air bag, lifts it up, and says "hey how's it going." I think it's in LaCrosse, too. The dude is wearing a Garfield hoodie. The best part is when he gets cuffed behind and it looks like they're cuffing Garfield.

[@jmc8076]

@@shethingsd I saw it. What are the odds??😂

[@JerrodVolzka]

I have lived in La Crosse for decades. What is going on is that we used to be in the Guinness Book or World Records for most bars per capita. On top of that, we have 2 universities and a huge technical college in a city of 52K people. We no longer have the world record, but there is a lot of stupid here.

[@ventara9421]

Yeah, I live near that area aswell, some crazy shit- must edit I have been to that subway.

[@ventara9421]

@Chief10 Beers baseball team isn’t Milwaukee “brewers” for nothin

[@TCK-9]

Yea there a couple dozen campuses in the area between Lacrosse, wi. and Winona, mn. along the river, Plus the already mentioned zillion bars. Eau claire and the twin cities aren't too far away either with a ton more campuses. The roads and highways up and down the river around there are full of drunk college kids.

[@robertreese6903]

Basically it’s Wisconsin. Since the record for most bars per capita was in Cudahy, and other Wisconsin towns. This is a little to common in the state.

[@scottjackson1636]

Isn't it amazing that places of higher learning attract the most stupid people you have ever seen?

[@RavegedBowel]

Him: “You think it’s totaled?” Cop: “If you squint it’s mint”

[@davidweeks4006]

Literally the best case scenario of a DUI incident. Both parties absolutely chill and respectful!!! Credit to both of them for that. Although the kid could have killed someone which is a big deal. I at least appreciate he didn’t treat the cops like they were evil people

[@gesture302]

This cop definitely gave a, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

[@mikeexits]

... vibe/feel/energy.

[@kingcosworth2643]

It was a really good interaction between the two. Two very stoic dudes who knew their position in the power hierarchy.

[@ShrexyGuy]

He's definitely a father

[@Merble]

@@kingcosworth2643 Okay, Dr. Kermit.

[@kingcosworth2643]

@@Merble Ribbit

[@Sujjin21]

3:44 always fucking kills me 😂 just casually like "Hey, how's it goin" like he didn't just t-bone a cop and park up underneath a traffic light

[@ayden2672]

LMAO I love that then asks if his Car is totaled and at 19:40 or something says he buys drugs off someone he has so much bullshit going on 😂

[@LIONTAMER3D]

Noncha-fuken-lant o.0

[@ifabforfun]

the best part

[@dustyrelic25]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christines8529]

The cop was super chill because baby Noah was super chill.

[@CharelBaliHaasbroek]

So I discovered your channel about 3 days ago and I've been binge watching... I've seen a lot of the videos you react to, and they're so much more fun with your commentary... GREAT stuff man

[@Wulfen73]

"Sorry, I've never done this before" Yeah watching a slowly moving object does take some practice lol

[@patrickharvey158]

I mean maybe he was expecting a sausage

[@patrickharvey158]

You know to get out of the punishment

[@soonerfrac4611]

And that was one of the most poorly conducted HGN tests I’ve seen. Officer kept starting and stopping, re-explaining to the subject, repeating the same portion of the test multiple times, much more and I haven’t done an SFST since 2013!

[@DarkestKnight2424]

Well if your brain is fucked on some drugs then you'll have quite the tough time trying to do simple task, he couldn't even walk straight

[@Penn.Dragon]

LMAO "Watch my finger....nope..thats my wrist.." "Sorry, I've never done this before.."

[@jacobpeterson3290]

I actually went to school with him, I was a freshman when he was a senior. I had a study hall with him and thought he was the coolest guy because he rode a “cool” motorcycle. Everyone now at my school knows about this and it’d super funny

[@glockisnt1945]

I have to ask, what kind of motorcycle did he even have 😂

[@coolkael8661]

literally still thinks he's cool for it🤣🤣

[@alswann2702]

His parents must be soooooo proud of their baby boy.

[@jacobpeterson3290]

@@glockisnt1945 Yamaha r6 I think, or r1

[@jeremiahfyan]

@@jacobpeterson3290 in my school they crashed into a local business driving the expensive car mommy and daddy bought him, one of them was severely injured and later succumbed to the injuries. The people here worship the kid as a hero for some reason. It was surreal to see a student get punished for saying "he did it to himself". Not "he deserved it", but "he did it to himself"

[@briankronberg]

I grew up just north of La Crosse, Wisconsin. I love seeing all of these because I recognize some of the places and just love the content. Keep it coming!

[@rynechristesen2392]

I loved how you let us know everyone in the chats sayin Xans and not 1 second after you in pause he’s like “wel I took some Xanax” 😂😂😂

[@tomvonneefe4269]

This kid is the epiphany of "what seems to be the officer, problem?"

[@crystalaquatica6402]

It's epitome, not epiphany, fool

[@nitromeda]

I had to read that twice 😂

[@LeCharles07]

"Epitome" was the word you were looking for.

[@Randomyoutubecommenter]

Epiphany

[@richardbossman9875]

Elephant

[@mrcrunchies8688]

that stop light did EVERYTHING to stop that kid, even jumped on top of him

[@deadheadliving]

lol..😂😂

[@catholicluigi1309]

Gotta watch out for those stop lights damn things just jump out of nowhere

[@mikeexits]

@@catholicluigi1309 Right? I swear they're becoming so sentient that they're trying to go for insurance fraud for easy money nowadays.

[@dragonwriter655]

@@catholicluigi1309 Yeah, I know. Let's ban stop lights! That particular stop light was too big.

[@jp1563]

Glad to see professional conduct, even after such dipship actions by the drunk driver. True hero.

[@gilbertdelgado6703]

My hat’s off to all you Officers, Troopers and Deputy’s out there for showing so much restraint when dealing with these duche bags. I couldn’t do it!

[@classy021]

The fact that he was going 120mph and couldn’t tell left from right is very scary

[@thomasharrison6018]

I can’t tell right from left sometimes 😂 I’m a pilot

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

@@thomasharrison6018 Yeah right

[@nesciomusic]

@@MrNight-dg1ug Yeah *left.

[@George-pl7eu]

@@thomasharrison6018 *gets fired for saying that*

[@blacksho89]

@@thomasharrison6018 As long as you have a compass.

[@smalltowngirl78]

When he had him tilt his head back, I totally expected him to take an unplanned trust fall. 😂

[@punchtheundead3127]

SAME

[@Nall412]

LMAO

[@lizacampbell2183]

I am addicted to Domuts now 😂 man.... Great content! Love this creators sense of humor

[@fireantfury2539]

This was the most hilarious accident I've ever seen. Glad everyone wasn't hurt but man that kid was in a different galaxy. At least he was cooperative and chilled out.

[@theturkey1523]

I love the sudden jump from the “we’re doing 120. Yeaaahhhhh bruh” attitude, to just looking at the car under a traffic light and the guy getting arrested. That was amazing

[@eh_trey]

Just casually rolls down the window & says, "Hey how's it goin?" With a whole ass traffic light on the roof of his car. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dinozorman]

haha was looking for this. still hasnt 'hit' him what just happened, and hes trying to play it cool.

[@alexissilvers9375]

I know right?? hahaha

[@Ojisan642]

That was a classic Cheech and Chong movement straight out of a movie

[@SynchronizorVideos]

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"

[@tristanmartinez2667]

Love these videos cause they’re so damn funny but I also hate them cause they make it nearly impossible to drink a beer without spitting most of it out 😂

[@donosprey8754]

Ive watched just about all of code blues la crosse videos and i can say thats probably the chillest person they've ever had on camera lol

[@jacobs.9797]

I'm amazed Donut didn't comment on that legendary "Hey how's it going" while rolling down the window.

[@6236003]

That was glorious.

[@Nall412]

LMAO thats my favorite i discovered this video few months back. I come back to it every so often. Fucking absolute comedy gold

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

I was fully expecting him to order a couple Big Macs and fries, the way he was nonchalantly talking to the officer, like he didn’t just T bone him with a traffic light draped over his car.

[@tripled8611]

Wish it was Followed by “You come here often?”

[@techhelpwizardgenie3146]

Yeah that was a hell of a move. This guy is a legend and a half.

[@Tony36271]

“I didn’t see it” *Currently has traffic lights resting on his motor vehicle*

[@christopherconard2831]

Tried to drive away with it still on his car. Apparently it's invisible.

[@m.l.tankesly2665]

That stop light came out of nowhere! One of those invisible ninja traffic lights, right bastards those traffic lights are.

[@knghtcmdr]

Don’t you mean his private conveyance?

[@Redbikemaster]

@@knghtcmdr yeah his vessel. He was just traveling man

[@3vom918]

Of course he couldn't see it, it was on the roof.

[@jenn1234]

Awesome video Donut!!! 👍🏼😄

[@412pittsburghguy8]

🍩,this is one of my favorite videos you have covered😂😂😂

[@stonewolf7850]

Kid is toasted, both sides. He may think he had a really shitty night, but he's lucky. No serious injuries and he got a chilled cop who's vehicle he trashed. End of all this, everybody got to walk away.

[@hbk314]

Kid would have been a lot better off if he hadn't said anything. Without him talking, there's no way the cop knows conclusively that he just smoked weed and took Xanax, among other things. Certainly not advocating for people to be driving in his condition, but he did just about everything wrong as far as protecting himself from prosecution after.

[@stonewolf7850]

@hbk314 Yeah. Exercise that right to silence....

[@AvantleFox]

Officer: "Can you tell me what else you're on right now" This dude: "Yes"

[@darrellcook8253]

😂😂🤣😃 yeah baby! Yeah. I'm on a lot! Hell yeah! WHOO HOOOOooo. WOW man far out! Did you see THAT? Things to not say to the cops, this is a public information service. Glad to be of help.

[@snowvipereverett3559]

I really enjoy your video's Donut.

[@oliviavanbrink]

It’s cool to hear Donut’s commentary and reas the comments as a non-cop who had already seen the video from Code Blue Cam a few days ago. The thought process between trained professionals, current or otherwise, and regular people is so much more different than I thought. I knew that the thought processes were different, just not this different

[@thomashawkM855]

Good on the officer for not laughing his ass off. I couldn’t do it.

[@hamstermanblank3165]

It's funny outside looking in but at the time the officer in the vehicle that was t-boned was injured, coulda killed him or anybody on the road really so its not super funny in the moment.

[@TacticalBe]

Yeah this, also the fact that guys like these are on the roads is a little scary.

[@xthee_0nly_1x11]

@@TrTriTrippin Yeah, doing 120 on Xans? This could so easily have been a video of the officer arresting him for manslaughter it’s not even funny. Literally a second slip of the wheel and there could have been body bags.

[@ICEgoalieWARRIOR]

Cop: “I’ll try to get you home if all goes well…” Narrator: unfortunately for him that night, all did not go well

[@paulboger7377]

I read it in Morgan Freemans voice!!!

[@haylay78]

Lol love the Raycon advert ... very funny xx

[@joebly5641]

“So there’s the intro” 🤣 love when your all ready dying laughing but that’s just the tip of the knob

[@SherryPM72]

One of the cops I know once told Me the funniest things he was told during a sobriety test was. "I can't do that when I am sober".

[@dhgcrack3r111]

That’s me, I’m sorry

[@dhgcrack3r111]

I’m not wrong though

[@armouredjester1622]

I mean, a cop asks me to run through the alphabet backwards, my only response is that I can't do that sober. It's honest to God truth.

[@floridasoldat]

@Jacob King he very obviously means it was spoken with inflection in a way that implied the person was not sober at the time. You’re pretty dense, huh?

[@dhgcrack3r111]

@@floridasoldat still something I would do sober

[@charlieghague]

Confessing to illegal drug use, failing the sobriety test miserably, and then admitting to the cop how to much Xanax fucks him up. He hit the Trifecta with this one. I bet his new lawyer is gonna love him.

[@uslph.]

they didnt read him his rights so none of that can be used in court, besides the sobriety test

[@charlieghague]

@@uslph. Not true. You only get read your rights once arrested. And he wasn't under arrest during the field sobriety test, just detained. If you offer up info willingly during the investigation while you're detained then that's on you.

[@haleybuchanan5826]

@@charlieghague actually you don't get read your rights only when your arrested. You get read your rights when you're being questioned. So technically it is inadmissible because he was being questioned. He didn't just tell him cause he felt like it.

[@kevinbutton4580]

They did not read his Miranda rights...open and close case for this piece of shit sadly

[@nervonabliss2071]

Many things surprised me watching this, especially how laxxed they all were even almost letting them go back to their vehicle to conceal evidence before his neurons started firing. Crazy to think about.

[@kathleenmedlyn]

I really love your channel❤❤really funny😂

[@smokey6034]

Stunning!

[@jamesjansen3057]

This cop is the nicest cop I've ever seen. Only in the Midwest would this cop not be losing his mind screaming at this kid. Good ole wisconsin

[@eanico5551]

Man if this had happened in South Florida ohhhh boy. The cops here would not have been polite after being t-boned. They would have chewed him up like a drill sergeant

[@jordan9604]

Missouri here, can confirm.

[@Leaferr]

@@jordan9604 can confirm???? elaborate kind sir..

[@augistry5439]

@@Leaferr Missouri is part of the mid west

[@kingcosworth2643]

And the result was good and thankfully nobody was hurt. Stoicism is an excellent trait. The young fella seems like a good kid, young and reckless, but most of us were.

[@aidenmacdonnell1806]

I saw this before and it was fuckin hilarious. The cops and the kid were pretty chill too.

[@joshjepsen234]

Me too, saw the thumbnail and remembered instantly dude with a traffic light ontop of his car like "how's it going man" to the cop.

[@raubana]

Same. Surprised donut hasn't done it before but here we are I guess lol

[@mikescherrer4923]

All things considered yeah this was super polite. And super dumb.

[@SchitzoTheDog]

I watched the live lofi on your sidebar when it was LIVE lol I was listening to it while you recorded your video. That's hilarious

[@Gdub33]

Code blue cam is my OG and my fave. Those Wisconsin cops are so freaking amazing! I go out to Chippewa falls every year to visit my step brother. Best police force in the country!

[@privatelabel4004]

So instead of running a red light and running from the cops, he ran into the red light and into the cops. Why not just drive into jail?

[@pokeystar101]

too hard for ape

[@edwardcullen1739]

I think he's already destroyed enough public property...

[@WMithrandirXbox]

Grape Ape! 🍇🦧

[@russbennett5470]

give it another month

[@_Circus_Clapped_]

@@pokeystar101 I think evolution forgot that guy, he is below apes in terms of evolution

[@TheDeviIDogg]

This officer deserves the award of Officer Cool, which should absolutely be an award for the cool officers and the officers that stay cool

[@darrellcook8253]

I'd rate them as WAY COOL. I figure I'm a pretty good judge of coolness and I'd give the cops a ten out of ten. THAT is cool. I M O. .

[@samuelcalkin3516]

The Officer did not want to ruin that kid's high.

[@donttrickimtricky.8567]

I think this is definition of white privilege. I'd it was a minority, he would have stayed in the car and pretended to have been dying.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

@@donttrickimtricky.8567 Definitely not the definition of white privilege, contrary to popular belief not all cops are bad or racist. Just because the internet loves to cherry pick police interactions and only show you the horrible ones doesn't mean those are the major majority of police interactions. Here's a mind blowing fact for you, people of every age, race and gender have police interactions and don't film them because it's a normal interaction. The inter net will show you horrifying things because that brings in more views, sure common courtesy has becomes a news worthy thing as well but doesn't sell as well. This video isn't highlighting "white privilege" it's showing a bizarre situation where the young man is zonked out of his mind. Race plays nothing in this so stop making everything about race and skin color

[@donttrickimtricky.8567]

@@TheDeviIDogg when you get a taxi in Mexico they charge the locals less. Mexican privilege.

[@JessiJames-wd7op]

It’ll buff out!” Got me!!!! Hilarious

[@cedarfuson6529]

As a citizen of Wisconsin, I can most definitely say that the drunkest state (Wisconsin) is most likely three times more drunk than the second drunkest state.

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

i saw a graph the other day that colored the US counties by % of heavy drinkers. White was very low, light blue was not that bad, Wisconsin, i kid you not- all dark blue lmao. Information lines up

[@32broward]

You’re not drunker than Florida...

[@jasonjuneau]

Louisiana. Especially New Orleans where it's perfectly legal to drink in public

[@alittletrolling3529]

@@jasonjuneau based

[@shelp7858]

@@32broward 12 of the top 20 drunkest cities including the top 4. and 41 of the top 50 drunkest counties are all in Wisconsin

[@danteeightsix9069]

"You blew the light." "I didn't see it." How did you not see it? It's on top of your car.

[@reaperreaper5098]

To be fair, can you see what's on top of your car when you're driving?

[@elefant3330]

First time ever I've heard jazz cabbage. Love it.

[@mark2tech]

He didn’t throw a tantrum like Noah because he was super duper relax. He’ll probably won’t remember anything at all.

[@malcanth3481]

"Estimate the passage of 30 seconds." "Imaginate the past?" I think that guy is already imaginating the past.

[@turbosoggy5412]

Funniest part of the video lmao

[@homelessrobot]

what if this video is just him imaginating the past? Whoaah.

[@christianyork5385]

Imagining......

[@devn266]

*Stops @ 20* "Was I supposed to go to 30?

[@Lord_of_the_Pies]

Wishes he could go back in time for sure

[@scottfisher7478]

Jacob is a nice kid. Very cooperative and compliant. I hope this was a learning lesson in the school of hard knocks.

[@XxCreateFlowxX]

Yeah I feel bad for him. Obviously it's pretty bad he was driving that effed up, he should be arrested for that. But also it sounds like he was just having a rough day and wanted to just relax and take a zan and smoke some. Now look what he got himself into. He's gonna be kicking himself as he sobers up.

[@420GratefulHippie]

@@XxCreateFlowxX If only he didn't have to take a shit so bad. He might've had a good night. LOL!!!

[@jamesggivenchy6575]

he is yeah but he's a thief

[@jamesggivenchy6575]

​@@XxCreateFlowxX dude ain't sobering up, n when he does he's gonna have many enemy's on his ass

[@HeyhitmeBAM]

@@XxCreateFlowxX lol

[@jaredtexter4440]

The what's going on man as the cop walks up tells me his weed guy is amazing 😂😂😂 only kind bud can give such confidence in this situation

[@grant3894]

I love the dude with the open window at 13:50. Just a random "oooo sh"

[@6z0]

As a La Crosse resident, I can confirm we have a major shitting problem.

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

I have some Hershey squirts every time I hear or read the name of the town now. I've thrown out so much underwear.

[@bobbyboucher1096]

@@Psycho-Ssnake Buy black underwear, problem solved.

[@encross8058]

I heard it's spreading down the pantlegs of America

[@spicysnowman8886]

@@Psycho-Ssnake you have cursed me with "Hersey squirts"

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

@@spicysnowman8886 happy to be of service

[@squared6867]

"I'll hand it to him, he doesn't cry like a little bitch..." *He's literally on xans*

[@xthee_0nly_1x11]

Yeah, he was so zonked I doubt he really cared about being arrested all that much. If he wasn’t high and was just drunk it probably would have been a different story.

[@6236003]

Facts, that's how you know Donut has never been in an embarrassing situation while on benzos.

[@JohnWick-stardawg]

@@6236003 yup they make you an emotionless zombie. I got jumped by two fellas in my house when I was high on xans, stuck one of them. Caught nó charges because it was ruled self defence. I don't remember anything from that day.

[@Nall412]

@@JohnWick-stardawg Oh man benzos are fucking potent. The world could be coming to an end around you and you’d be cool as a cucumber

[@trippie_fabio3181]

@@Nall412 Dependent on benzo

[@kirbyeckel3639]

I’ve been on a kick with these videos all day and I swear 90% of the wild videos I’ve seen have been out of la crosse

[@creed0fdeath]

Kudos to the chillest officer ever

[@fresh3122]

Takes out a cop car and a street light and his first words “ hey how’s it going “ 😂😂😂

[@lifestooshorttobeamidget2354]

"Hey how's it goin?" "Can I get 2 Bic Macs & a large coke?" "Sure thing, that'll be 12.50" 12$ 50?" "No, 12.500$" "For 2 burgers?" "No sir, you also ordered a traffic light to go" 😅

[@oriolesravens52]

Rolls window down so fast too 🤣

[@Cry.2k]

the reason the kid was so calm was because of the xannax. I was addicted for 3 years and ive done some crazy shit that I never remebered but never got behind a wheel he wont remember anything till all the footage is shown in court.

[@kyle6781]

Lol yup, you've deffintky took them. I was bad on then before as well.. 2 accidents thankfully I never hit into someone just signs or off road.. I woke up 1 time with my car 100 ft off the road into the trees, have no idea how long I was there for, no one came and checked on me. Car was just off the road into the trees

[@kingcosworth2643]

That was definitely part of it, but I dare say he's a pretty chill dude anyway.

[@kingcosworth2643]

@@kyle6781 Yeah, I figured one day I was going to come back to reality with an involuntary manslaughter charge, and that was the day I stopped taking them for good.

[@EdiieAK]

a friend told me how i was threatened to death and jus being so chill abt it. i think the comedown is the shittiest part, when you start to realize how fd up is fd up.

[@sam45malone]

Exactly especially the hulks nothing to mess with anymore not just bc of fent but bc doing Shit you don’t remember is scary

[@gregpittman1700]

This is my favorite video, broccoli haircuts just doing broccoli stuff.

[@rociomedina9580]

I found your channel through code blue cam!! And when I would watch it I’d be like holy hell lacross Wisconsin has some issues , glad I ain’t the only who saw the common thread 😂😂

[@scottwagner7089]

Seriously though, super stoked no one got hurt. BUUUUT these are probably my fave vids to watch, just people being idiots coupled by some really patient cops with an amazing sense of humor. “Jazz cabbage.”

[@IzzySarru]

Yeah, these are nicer to watch than the ones that end or begin in tragedy.

[@Drako9823]

Jazz Cabbage

[@owenbock5883]

Yea. I have trouble finding the humor in the vids where people actually get hurt.

[@4alcyon]

Cop: "Tilt your head back and estimate the passage of 30 seconds." Xanax: "Imaginate the past?" Me: 1000% ded

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Goddamn I can't stop laughing, imaginate the past lmfao I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@CubsWin2012]

lol

[@mattstanford9673]

All these DUI incidents keep happening in La Crosse because there's nothing else to do in La Crosse but drink/do drugs to forget that you're in La Crosse.

[@Lawandlethal]

My first code blue cam video I ever saw

[@davidshredz]

"Are you hurt?" That is def not how I would start a convo with some drunk kid that just crashed into me. What a patient cop!

[@lukewarmwater6412]

well, he didnt know he was drunk until ...conversation. so he was being a pro. like most cops.

[@davidshredz]

@@lukewarmwater6412 nah anyone can tell that guy was messed up

[@davidshredz]

@@lukewarmwater6412 just seeing his droopy eyes through the window he probs knew. this could be the stupidest argument i've ever been in

[@denis2306]

@@davidshredz How can anyone tell? He could've crashed due to car malfunction, or just losing control of the car because of a shitty driving skill. I mean, it was really obvious what happened as soon as he started speaking but I believe in giving people benefit of the doubt until it makes sense to not to do so.

[@lukewarmwater6412]

@@davidshredz did you mean to say probably knew?? .. you would do this kind of thing and be un-shamed, wouldnt you?

[@JoeJoe-fw6ze]

Wow can’t believe how tolerant the officer was, good on him.

[@darrellcook8253]

At that point he realised that the kid posed no threat he became amused like. He was having the rare fun of doing his job. Like it was done. Kudos! Ice cream for everyone!

[@Dorf274]

Probably easiest DUI he has ever handled.

[@homelessrobot]

I can. Fuckers are under 10,000 microscopes these days.

[@AlexandraVioletta]

Jeah, he seems really cool and nice. I appreciate that 🤣

[@noahclark7336]

I didn't know I would love this channl as much as I would

[@Hamburglar009]

Omfg the snapchats at the end! “We out here, running from the cops, going 120” “I’m going 120” 🤣🤣🤣

[@stiglitz3532]

Please never stop giving us these gems of video's Donut, KZbin wouldn't be the same without you

[@edward2364]

I think KZbin will be the same without doughnut just saying

[@dc7993]

@@edward2364 says Edwin

[@Day100]

He's a reactor

[@thomasmills3934]

Damn... so much hate for donut. The mans got over 3 million subs. ...more then anyone on this thread would ever dream of.

[@stuartlittle69420]

Dickriding: "Dickriding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a groupie in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person."

[@yuukimasamura5143]

Imagine having to watch yourself on this video when you’re sober 😂

[@mikegrand4181]

Imagine not being able to watch yourself on video because you're dead! So is your buddy and a cop!

[@alwelle3902]

My honest to god fear ... This kid not being sober at the trial. This kid needs to take a plea bargain ... if a jury sees this he's getting the max. Side bet: longest time he's been sober in the last year ... I am guessing 3 days (with no weed, pills or alcohol).

[@Z-Ack]

If you were dead it wouldnt matter a bit to yourself.. others yea maybe but youd be dead so yea, imagine being shot in the brain fighting in a war started by really rich people over a who's dick is bigger argument... youd be dead and regarded as a hero only to be forgotten after a generation or two so all your life was given for the people of a country full of stupid people who take xanax and drive or bitch about gay shit or racism trying to get something for nothing.. mmhmm.. Either way people who are this slow and talk like that when not messed up need to be erased from society or not allowed to breed..

[@BH-gd4io]

Being that fucked up on xan will mean he will have very little memory of this too aha

[@Alex_Fahey]

I'd much rather watch this and realize this is me than see the crying t-rex man and realize that is me.

[@bkslsh]

Counting Mississippi had me cracking tf up. This dude is on another planet

[@TamaraInTanzania]

I saw this one...but I will watch again 😂

[@Eliminator6363]

These field sobriety tests remind me of movement tutorials in games. Everyone impaired looks like they need to invert their controls 🤣

[@billmunny6813]

I know that feeling.

[@chpenney26]

especially when he had to calibrate by making an L with his hand

[@_Kuma_]

“Just a sec, need to fix my sensitivity” 😂

[@magnificentbastard1894]

“I took a half. These things fuck me up.” Yeah, it fucked him up more than he fucked up that traffic light.

[@malcanth3481]

The interesting thing about "I took half" is that taking half of one doesn't make driving while impaired any less bad. The funny thing is that "These things really fuck me up" make it way worse. It is worse to take half of a xanax knowing it will make you impaired than it is to take 3 xanax if they don't make you impaired. Because the impairment is the issue, not the amount of drugs you took.

[@InvincibleRedemption]

Very american cussing very american

[@homelessrobot]

@@InvincibleRedemption oo00 mr international over here

[@28boudreaux]

Duck tape and bondo!!! Love to see the Modified Rhomberg used. A lil ARIDE.

[@jaredmorgan8688]

Good for that chill officer!

[@The_Gallowglass]

If you think about it, this was a lot more tame than it could have been. He was high on weed and xanax doing 120mph.

[@forkborking7]

You can see the snapchat videos of him being arrested are within an hour of him driving 120mph. definitely could have been much worse

[@Scotty-vs4lf]

@Ulysses Grant smart

[@Scotty-vs4lf]

@Ulysses Grant I’m sure I could find a way

[@Justin9700]

@Ulysses Grant It’s actually a dead giveaway that someone is driving high when they’re going 20 under the speed limit in the right lane. Most people are overly cautious when driving high on marijuana.

[@FrenchToast_28]

@Ulysses Grant that can be the most obvious way to get caught sometimes if cop is paying attention they’ll notice it

[@ryangoad1216]

officer: “have you smoked today?” the guy: “I smoked a joint 3 days ago, outside in my car”

[@nickhowatson4745]

as long as it was at least 12 hours ago your good to drive.

[@ethanwyckoff1425]

@@nickhowatson4745 😂😂

[@joshlangston4605]

Dude straight just hit the dab pin and coughed right in front of the cop

[@kelsoniscool4311]

It probably felt like 3 days 😂

[@Trollinskyy]

@@nickhowatson4745 don’t ever admit to drug use no matter how long ago it was

[@MISTER__OWL]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time thanks donut

[@brooklynguy4331]

“… shit, drink,and drive… it’s on their family crest”… ROTFL “… it’ll buff out… slap duct tape on… it’ll be fine… “ I’m not going to quote all of them Donut, but your one-liners are down-right hilarious. When being cuffed, at least he didn’t start in with, ‘Am I being Detained? Am I free to go? What did I do wrong?” Donut, I don’t know if the kid’s way cooler than others, or is more out of it than others. I swear, you had so much fun watching this Donut. - BG