Wow. I've never heard such a beautiful, poetic description of sheer horribleness. Really superb!
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks.
@thusharaAV5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the perfect scent to spray before traveling public transport. No one will try to get close to me 😁
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Omg yes! Gonna wear it on the tube around Christmas time. (Ok maybe not)
@leeforrest96613 жыл бұрын
instaBlaster...
@air9music10 ай бұрын
I agree, I tried Secretions Magnifique recently and it was not nearly as bad as I'd expected. This sounds far more disgusting, I'd love to try it!
@melissalara5235 жыл бұрын
😂 sounds horrendous perfect fragrance to review during Halloween
@justaddlight5 жыл бұрын
Katie Puckrik needs to do a video on it. NEEDS to. 😄 PS - I had a nappy this afternoon. On the loo. 🚽 Very pleasant.
@marta96495 жыл бұрын
A perfect fragrance to spray on your enemy :)
@infinityseren15 жыл бұрын
Omg, bless your heart... I remember those days when my daughter was a baby. 🤢🤮😷
@syndatha5 жыл бұрын
Signature scent for mass murderers? 🤢
@5Heliotrope5 жыл бұрын
So, over all - a perfect frag for a first date 🤣😂
@KristineBette5 жыл бұрын
fragabellissima I’m feeling nauseated just thinking about it.
@ameerahalgohary5 жыл бұрын
Oh, the sacrifices you do for us 😅😂 Thanks for the review as usual.
@kimiakaguerard1000 Жыл бұрын
Re-watching old video! You’re the bestest, I hope you are well! ❤
@plasmichoneytrip5 жыл бұрын
We need to have more perfume reviews like this!!! Lol.
@beavisbonce5 жыл бұрын
Tom what a great entertaining take. Yet I’m intrigued to get a whiff. I’m taken aback you haven’t done secretions because I’ve worn that to work and albeit the first few hours someone did say whoah wtf but it settles to a non offensive seaside scent, honestly. I’d replace my bottle on the basis there’s nothing like it out there. So you’ve laid the gauntlet I’m off to bloom perfumery for a sample. Who I might add did me proud a few times and included some strangers samples over time and though they weren’t too strong but very nose burying. The glue one and the peat one and was there a whisky one? Btw today I’m wearing yatagan by Caron........so piney and earthy it fits the coming winter months. It’s better than etat libre traitre because it’s less oxo cubes. Good review thank you
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Oh you little devil telling me you've been to Bloom. Haha. Yeah this one takes the cake! The Poo cake.
@arezentes5 жыл бұрын
An amazing review of an unthinkable fragrance. Thank you for taking one for the team!
@HenJack-vl5cb5 жыл бұрын
That review is just genius!! Loving it!!
@amalcheikhabdallahi23425 жыл бұрын
You should do a review on your top 3 in each perfume brand: for example your Guerlain top 3 ever, your Chanel top 3, your jean Paul Gaultier etc... the same for niche brands...it will be a long but fascinating video! Please do it Tom🙏
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Wow that would be a long video!
@amalcheikhabdallahi23425 жыл бұрын
And certainly your most viewed....you still can split it in several videos
@catchmywhiff5 жыл бұрын
Now I know what to wear for the zombie apocalypse.
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Perfect for that!
@mariaantwanet88275 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy watching your reviews.🙈❤ I do not know if you've tested the lancome la nuit tresor edp? It is for me the most beautiful caramel and berry scent with a beautiful seductive praline note!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Please do a review on this fragrance! Your opinion would interest me extremely!😍🙈
@IvanaPrica5 жыл бұрын
When you first sprayed it you looked nauseous. It sounds awful to say the least. 😂
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
I WAS Nauseous. It's awful. :(
@markgardner93925 жыл бұрын
Loving your backdrop effect!
@johncarloburton56115 жыл бұрын
LOL....great video. I still want that dragon shirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am curious to try other scents from Strangers....Salted Mango....SM Cafe.
@smithpatricemary5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you saying "Why", that is the ONLY comment I can come up with! ( and you are very brave and dedicated to your channel to test it- hats off to you!). PS- If he had the money to make a "rank" concoction that would be so offensive, why not use that money in a positive way and make a beautiful work of art, or just donate the money to a worthwhile charity. Wow-I did make a big comment after all! :-)
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
He has many beautiful fragrances for sure Prin is the gentleman behind parfums Prissana, just amazing rich and wonderful perfumes. :)
@tallulahtallulah36545 жыл бұрын
Well thank you very much! I feel sick now! I USUALLY love you videos! Ha ha ha ha : )) good work! So descriptive, I think my stomach was turning in sympathy for you Tom!!! Love you work : )
@leis74545 жыл бұрын
It sounds terrifying. I'm sorry you went through it
@belmondoqueremos4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE your foggy background ...! Love it...love it...love it...!
@AlvinaRayne5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the perfect rescue when you're on a bad date if you're out with a jerk, sprayed on a napkin and slip it under his drink 😂
@digitallocations14233 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I would do this.
@RachelleLove813 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. Milk vomit is the smelliest vomit.
@ouch1103 жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks!
@lauradavidson93885 жыл бұрын
This totally cracked me up! Probably the funniest perfume review ever! Love it!
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks, it's deffo not the funniest perfume. Actually it's very UNfunny. lol
@isabelleschou84824 жыл бұрын
Holy banana muffin, that sounds absolutely revolting! Woody and rosy baby poo, oh my, haha! In the beginning you mentioned "deep, dark and brooding" - if that came in a bottle I would buy it for my boyfriend - and then use it myself :D
@emilie68445 жыл бұрын
Oh I love the cristal-set dragon! Oh I laughed so much... Thanks for trying this out for us.
@summerrain32515 жыл бұрын
That’s disgusting. Some one smack this perfumer. 😵👋🏼
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Nooooo He's so cute! He also makes some of favourite discoveries this year, it's not his only perfume. haha.
@mrspress80575 жыл бұрын
Way to take one for the team! Sounds putrid...I’ll pass. So, is there a way to find out how many bottles of this were made and how many have sold? I hope no one is unfortunate enough to blind buy it. Loved the background lol...very fitting!
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
I think this is easily the SCARIEST Blind buy ever!
@AlvinaRayne5 жыл бұрын
Roflllll 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 You are the best perfume reviewer to brave this scent of Mr Lucifer The Devil himself, I laughed my tail off at your descriptions, sounds like it must be what hell smells like he should have called it "Eau Whaft In De Hèll"
@MsMichelle77105 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of thing that you spray on the pillow of your worst enemy. I appreciate perfume as art but this.....I dunno. No....I know....never. I NEVER wanna smell this.
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Do it! Be Brave!
@tylerEN4 жыл бұрын
Long time lurker, first time poster. I thought this scent was challenging, until I tried “Nekro Dellamorte!” Also by Prin, if I’m not mistaken. I’d love a review to that if you wouldn’t mind! It’s got notes like urine, vulva (!), BO and a few other funkies
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Welcome Lurker! haha.,*hugs* oh, so...i need to check that out. I have followed Prin for a long time. I haven't heard of that one. I met him many times...when strangers parfumerie launched. Now I'm intruiged. :)
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it is him! whoa! secret!
@tylerEN4 жыл бұрын
ouch110 Fragrance Reviews If only I was Prin!!
@mailepointfive5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This was amazing. "Haven't even started on the vomit, yet. I'll tell you about that now."
@UnknownChap5 жыл бұрын
Yeah , so I'm trying this 😈 Secretions wasn't bad at all to me , it just reminded me of milk mixed with loose pocket change 😂 Have you tried marlou 50ml l'ambiguite? That's way more challenging than secretions.
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
I need to!
@LemuDayiChannel5 жыл бұрын
I felt so bad for you, but thanks for the video. I did not know this type of perfume excited.
@mister.h614 жыл бұрын
New viewer here. I really appreciate your generous review! I expected more chuckles than information, and I was pleased to accept the opposite.
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Thanks Chris! And welcome. :)
@biblssg5 жыл бұрын
Used nappies! 😅 Noticed that the scent is sold out too, hah!
@digitallocations14233 жыл бұрын
People have strange taste.
@eilissmith85914 жыл бұрын
Things smell bad for a reason, it warns us something needs to be avoided. You’re very brave for our sakes.
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
This one is wacky! But so fun to review.
@meggyfarnsworth6265 жыл бұрын
I know some people I could send this to....🤣 for the art!!
@lionafurbish5 жыл бұрын
😱 You've been very very brave in this review (nappies... oh my!!!)
@YouKnowWhereYouWentWrong4 жыл бұрын
That's the funny thing about perfumes/scents and their reactions to the wearer's skin chemistry. I've smelled some really wonderful things on others that smell absolutely rank on me. And the opposite is true. A friend of mine bought a bottle of Jicky EDP after smelling it on me and he rang me up to tell me I must have tricked him into buying a bottle of what he described as 'liquid cat box.' Secretions Magnifique - same thing. On a card or in the air I HATED it, but after drying for 15-20 minutes on my skin it was absolutely intoxicating. I would definitely give "Sombre" a go.
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Deffo try it! I mean this one isn't just playing around with dirty notes, it's full on...showing them off in a bold way!
@madiola12343 жыл бұрын
is it a elderly care home kind of aroma?
@CrappyProducts5 жыл бұрын
Great review! It’s outrageous indeed, but as I mentioned in the shop Secretions is way worse, literally makes me gag
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Hellooo! Nice to meet you. :)
@MyWorldofFragrance4 жыл бұрын
Haha, this definitely was a shocker 🌹Xo Sam
@Jasolcia5 жыл бұрын
Oh that's challenge!! Yes, I really apreciate your courage. I wouldn' t have one!
@MehdiScent5 жыл бұрын
New background 😎😎
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Not new just different. hehe.
@pamkarns42445 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 good way to clear a room!!
@SnotGirrrl4 жыл бұрын
OK, so i bought a 'dare to wear' sampler pack and Sombre is in it. I had no idea about the reasoning behind its creation aaaaand I sprayed it directly onto my skin!! All the things you described, yup I said the same but after an hour its pleasant on the skin, so bizarre!!
@SnotGirrrl4 жыл бұрын
The more I wear this on my body, the more the perfume smells like a sweet putrid sweaty arse crack with floral notes. Wtf haha
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Yep it's a weird one for sure! OMG. Haha.
@SPACEDOUT193 жыл бұрын
this is my signature scent. avant-garde masterpiece
@digitallocations14233 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Why do you want people to hate you?
@KristineBette5 жыл бұрын
No way! I just bought a sample of Secretions and I haven’t even smelled it yet... I’m late to the party 😤😂 Having said that, if I ever reach 10.000 subscribers, I will put this thing on my skin. Not that it’s going to happen anytime soon! 🤣
@EpinephrineFM4 жыл бұрын
You should do that IN ORDER to get to 10,000. Matter of fact, do it right now..
@Shellarella745 жыл бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team. Your one brave man 🤣
@msheives5 жыл бұрын
Why? Just Why?
@gediminaskontrimas79925 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your review. That was interesting.
@RichMitch5 жыл бұрын
Bold statement to start us off
@summerrain32515 жыл бұрын
I spray the diaper pail with 2 perfumes that went bad, Avon Night Magic Evening Musk and Bath & Body Works Dark Kiss.
@carolinesmith11943 жыл бұрын
Here because I smelled this today and had to hear what other people had to say 🤢 Shocking is right. I didn’t get the florals at all, just the vomit accord
@tovlirami17115 жыл бұрын
Scary . Now you must "clear the atmosphere" with a top 10 most pleasant review
@AbelAdames-r9n7 ай бұрын
Francesca bianchi musk is a bottle that smells like one of perfumers sangre dulce 🎉
@DjNarda5 жыл бұрын
This is probably worth comparing to Ditch by Azzi. Troll perfumes. Believe it or not, butyric acid is one of the main notes in a chocolate accord.
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Never eating chocolate again! :) haha
@MichelleAntonia5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I can't imagine anything worse than Byredo M/Mink and Etat Libre d'Orange Secretions Magnifiques Etat Libre d'Orange...!!
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
MichelleAntonia this is worse than them all! :)
@valzalel52035 жыл бұрын
smells like... a sombre restroom visit.
@valzalel52035 жыл бұрын
Would this go well in a haunted house? Asking for a ghost
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Tell the Ghost it would be better in a Zombie type setting.
@KitschyKay5 жыл бұрын
Lol this was an awesome review 😂
@adrianaromero64495 жыл бұрын
The notes are nightmarish
@ammiller39115 жыл бұрын
EWWW lol. Perfect to spray as a prank in your friends car.
@zaklina30104 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry, but I laughed myself till dead, no one revieuws like you do that....but seriously that people go so far for the art of making of a "perfume" like this one, oh my God!
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Oh dear...don't die! lmao.
@NotOlga5 жыл бұрын
You put it on your skin!! 😲😱😱😱Brave man! 😁
@medicinejo5 жыл бұрын
I’ll pass on this one. Just the mention of nappy kills it for me . I laughed heartily 😘❤️🌈
@shadoworsonic3 жыл бұрын
I want to see the corpse flower perfume come out. Eau de titan. Perhaps it shall top them all.
@pachnacyvlog95212 жыл бұрын
I have these perfumes in my collection and I think they are not bad at all
@bend.94575 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 this is what I imagine how Jeremy's "Office for men" smells like ....
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Oh dear haha.
@azr62882 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone want to wear this omg
@meggyfarnsworth6265 жыл бұрын
Please....review a real classic parfum....like “Creed Fleurissimo”...because I can’t get enough of that one. 😘
@the_resourceful3 жыл бұрын
Women should carry this rather than mace? 🤢
@lindalou81205 жыл бұрын
the fragrance you could buy to send annonymously to someone you absolutely loathe.....It will become famous for being the worst perfume in the world ever!!
@hayde45745 жыл бұрын
Interesting but I really wanna know .. would anybody actually buy it?? I mean, I would consider it as a prank
@keithgray12215 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the perfume equivalent of an artist piling a load of elephant dung on a gallery floor and pretentious wankers with too much money call it 'cutting edge'. I'll pass but good review!
@cricketj4672 жыл бұрын
it can be good if you see in other way
@tracysyoutube88535 жыл бұрын
My face while watching this 😖
@oussochou41865 жыл бұрын
That is crazy..
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Totally!
@DM-00726 ай бұрын
Woah...that background is freakin me out. Dont watch this if youve had a few beers
@broadcastneo52895 жыл бұрын
I think i would probably throw up
@gatherperfume5 жыл бұрын
Ok, for olfactory exploration, sure. Personal nose training perhaps. Extreme art, maybe. Perfume, no. Unless you fetishize human waste and vomit - but still that sounds more like eu de serial killer. Call it experimentation or at best -entertainment- I suppose but I think the word “perfume” implies a smell that makes someone feel better, not worse.
@gatherperfume5 жыл бұрын
No idea why the word entertainment is crossed out, sorry 🤷🏼♀️
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
Haha, I think brands do this to gain attention for the rest of their line, and I think it's a genius marketing strategy! :)
@namoramano89104 жыл бұрын
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you are right dude, 1000000% haaaa, WTF THAT WAS .
@ssanderson98574 жыл бұрын
I know of some more awful perfumes that should be binned youth dew ,Vanderbilt,and aura by Thierry meugler that smells of tcp
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, haha!
@samanthaferrari59485 жыл бұрын
It sounds so disgusting I really want to try it!
@ssanderson98574 жыл бұрын
This is a womans worst horryfying nightmare and excuse me for saying this but no normal person would make some thing like this
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Haha, I think it was just made for shock value. And it worked!
@sophiesanderson11664 жыл бұрын
Wether it was made to shock people or not I think who ever made it didn't really seriously think about what they were doing and the consequences of what they were doing and really didn't care about wether people were going to be negatively affected by this horrible concoction of putrid stuff that it contains unless theyve exscuse me for saying they made it for the fun of it and have a wierd sense of humour and i know no one in their right mind would want to be smelling like what this stuff contains put it bluntly I feel the people or person who made this perfume have crossed a boundary line in perfumery they should of never crossed I mean no serious perfumer around the globe who knows his or her stuff would ever make some thing so awful they would just know their not to do that it should of never bn made in the first place how it even got off the production line I just don't know if this comes with a warning I'd say it's not enough but seriously it should of bn given a government health warning to say it can really negatively affect yr health avoid at all costs now I love my perfumes and I can be on fragrantica to just be reading about new perfumes coming out or just reading what flowers are in them but there's just no way I'd buy this or even want to try this out it smells that bad from the reviews I've seen that's enough to warn me that I'm to completely keep as far away as possible away from this for the rest of my life put it bluntly
@MegzWassup12153 жыл бұрын
@@sophiesanderson1166 You’re being insanely over dramatic.
@عبدالله-د3ش4ذ5 жыл бұрын
ill done
@marcilk75345 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord.
@calebweintraub15 жыл бұрын
Sounds like one of those bamboozled Harry Potter jelly beans
@millemajja25 жыл бұрын
Spray in a plastic-bag next time😉😁!!
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
It still wouldn't contain it! haha
@GiGiGoesShopping5 жыл бұрын
Your Dragon shirt 🐉🐲💖
@ssanderson98574 жыл бұрын
That one yr on about in the video has got to be seriously given a government health warning put it bluntly what ever was going through this guy's head when he was thinking about making it I just don't know and how it made it off the production line Id like to honestly know i can't believe it really put it bluntly some of the reviews on fragrantica are just cringeworthy to say the least and i really feel for the poor unsuspecting people who have had to smell this toe curling put you off yr food for life awful foul smelling well what ever people want to call it but it sure isn't a perfume this is very clearly some thing to kp yr nose and yrself away from at all costs
@fabiopalma44294 жыл бұрын
Good sent to use if you wanna avoid getting infected with Coronavirus
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@timme28444 жыл бұрын
Gutter sludge would have been a better name... No thanks!
@ouch1104 жыл бұрын
Haha, yes!
@evildead20025 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 killer. How the f*ck are you guys gonna cope when people keep spraying this!
@ouch1105 жыл бұрын
It's under a jar with a caution label. Not even joking. :)