THE MOST EFFECTIVE "EXERCISE" TO CHANGE YOUR FIGURE - Memes that I Found Funny

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[@m.a.dmatt6689]

"Help I accidentally built a jeep" "So?" "IT WAS MENT TO BE A HOTTUBE!!!"

[@glasses4you1974]

Just mix both.

[@slashshooter003]

@@glasses4you1974 So, Jeeptube?

[@rodrigoandorinha9259]

@@glasses4you1974 So you can heat the water and keep the jeeb cold... but where is the water going after?

[@123spurks]

The thumbnail caught me slacking.

[@ehtresih9540]

Same

[@ricardohoang8452]

Bend thumbnail😂

[@Flyingslippers]

Where mucsle go?

[@frankficcle7081]

​@@FlyingslippersAbsorbed by the baby.

[@Flyingslippers]

@frankficcle7081 huh where did my comment go

[@xraenon1664]

8:05 no f*cking way Pokemon just pulled an SAO on the entire GO playerbase

[@themysteriousoa4466]

Not wanting to Jinx it, but surprisingly it hasn’t happened to mine.

[@valleyard8674]

Looool

[@CLuigiplayer]

You cannot input your weight in pokemon sleep. It's just a funny comment

[@Elekaz-Z]

@@CLuigiplayer On the other hand, it also doesn't change your body type like this (at least it didn't for me). That means the person behind the screenshot changed her character's body shape on purpose.

[@MASTERCRAFT938]

True. lol xD

[@ThespianDevil]

3:51 “Where are you from” “I’m from O” *Gets shot in the head immediately*

[@substandardnerd]

What does that first person have against folks from Oklahoma, anyway?

[@syndican_]

C'mon man, why hate on people from Orlando?

[@WEKM]

4:53 Up in the Seattle area, when I was a kid, there was a magician, who wore a denim tuxedo. I was oddly conflicted about it. On the one hand, I applauded his subversion of the formal ware trope with magicians, on the other, it looked like he'd sewn it out of faded jeans.

[@Mr-Green0]

1:37 Hey, it's the explosive ending of Jackass 3-D!

[@zeuslozano8259]

Thank you I have seen that so many times yet never figured where it came from thanks a lot Mr-Green0

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

9:55 “They just as down bad as us” All the evidence I’ve seen indicates that they are down far worse than us lol

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Any random string of 6 digits will prove that they are far more down bad than us. And it is our duty as Westerners to prove that anything they can do, we can do wetter.

[@zorenflame3007]

far far worse

[@generalgarchomp333]

It's that bane quote, "you merely adopted the horny. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see real pantsu until I was already a man, and then it was just an underskirt picture."

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Holy crap I lost my shiz with that Anakin meme, that was beautiful, even the dropping of the wrench and it clinking, smooth animation.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Quite amazing. I had the honor to find it in the wild as well.

[@arienmartinez5025]

2:08 crazy way to find out noble is circumcised

[@Akiro367]

You know I all most died of laughter to I found out that my uncle has a deep hatred for squirrels and I heard him cursing up a storm. He called one a fat you know what

[@Juga-parrot]

Basbread

[@elderliddle2733]

7:28 thumbnail meme. As the father of 2 kids, I can confirm it changed my wife’s figure.

[@BirdieSenpai]

In the words of Thomas Mac, "The worst she can say ain't no."

[@themysteriousoa4466]

7:05 Oh dang! Bro has the thickest Rock Candy ever! 😮

[@supersasukemaniac]

7:12 Monty Python Picture "DOes anyone else want a little giggle when i say it looks like a Biggus Dickus."

[@jamesproctor4568]

Are you saying Buggis has a narrow head and craggly appearance?

[@lukedelameter7961]

He has a wife, you know.

[@billtenth5805]

@@lukedelameter7961 What's her name?

[@Edzward]

7:11 Man, you know that you did a damn good job when people are still making memes from a movie you made 50 years ago.

[@Fie_gaming]

9:45 they reached enlightenment XD

[@heliosauroa7971]

well at least she have the will to not "going off" in the open she made it at least to the doorstep

[@Cotfi2]

Yamuko-chan, watch where you're going. You'll put both my eyes out. 😆🍈🍈

[@JerseyDevils21]

Istg, that mickey stretch Armstrong clip never fails to make me laugh

[@zeuslozano8259]

Help out here what does Istg mean

[@LatteSoul3603]

@@zeuslozano8259it means “I swear to god”. Also don’t worry I still don’t know what fwiw means

[@JerseyDevils21]

@@zeuslozano8259 I swear to God 😂

[@zeuslozano8259]

@@JerseyDevils21 thanks

[@ArnieOcfemia]

​@@zeuslozano8259 Me being a boomer to abbreviations, I thought it was something similar to *instagram* or something.

[@President_Starscream]

No, the dark god Unicron does not have a jeep mode.

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

But the planet toy is fun.

[@OutragedVirus66]

Yet

[@AngiraBlu96]

Correct. Just planet-eating planet and hover tank.

[@noorabraham2921]

I love it when noble uploads, I can feel his Joy coming inside me ❤

[@zpectatorx]

Nothing like watching my daily dose of noble

[@WyattLong-ij8lt]

This will make me sooooo buff and jacked. Thank you lost pause… thank you 🙏

[@thedragonskull1065]

It saddens me how much your channel has changed. I subscribed back when you were playing visual novels and you used to say “what’s cracking guys” and your outro was panterbell saying “you crazy mother-“. Those were the good old days. Now I come back years later out of curiosity and everything’s different now. It’s not your fault of course, it’s KZbin! I remember the last video I saw from you was explaining how unfairly they’ve treated you and forced you to delete so many of your videos. RIP old Lost Pause 😔

[@idanchen4934]

6:38 - I want this pizza place to be near my location, THAT is a frekish 3 by 3 pizza!

[@Snakedude4life]

A gentle reminder, the PlayStation 2 came out 24 years ago. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@Integritys_Sum]

🥲 😭

[@WickedNox222]

... When you realize that the PS2 was the 9th console you've owned... (NES, Sega Genesis, SNES, Sega CD, Sega Saturn, Playstation 1, N64, Sega Dreamcast)

[@spindash64]

​@@WickedNox222dreamcast died too young

[@ArnieOcfemia]

Hey it's you! Been a while since I last saw your comment (it was 2020).

[@ColeBlueford]

Oh yeah? Well, The Iron Giant came out 25 years ago, so I already took this flavor of damage and developed immunity to it. 😤

[@CameronAdams-00]

2:25 heh heh heh Scrub dadaaaaay!!!😂😂😂

[@notimportant1659]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was an official advert honestly, the marketing team is wild

[@Drhummas]

me with my bf (im the scrub daddy)

[@LordRazer3]

Left feeling naughty came back feeling wholesome.

[@Yuki2501-yh4ik]

1:39 We had an accident like this in my HS during chemistry class. Some dude didn't pay attention to the teacher and decided to add tap water to the sulfuric acid. The teacher jumped in to protect the kid and burned his arm. Needless to say, the kid got expelled.

[@jamesproctor4568]

Does hydrogen sulfide burn skin? I know it does terrible things to soft tissues, like eyes and aveoli, but have never hear dof it being caustic enough to damage skin outright.

[@Chaos_Cultist]

For the first clip Let's just say i can recognise that scream anywhere and oh boy i don't ever want to be the one who that scream comes from

[@Tsupek]

6:45 “it still feels good going down!” -Noble, 2024

[@Sunnernite]

In the Fate/ franchise, 5:12 is true.

[@davidcantrell2568]

Jean kimono: exists Best Jeanist: *heavy breathing*

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

8:56... 1 I'm reminded of a Friends episode, Rachel and Monica explaining something similar to Chandler (a 1, 2, a 1 234, 23 32, 5, 32, 4, 6, 7 7 7 7 7 etc something like that I don't remember the exact numbers), and his face is saying GOD help me lol. 2... Dude could've honestly thrown out a simpler question, was it good for you too? Simple yes or no, no you need to step up your game, yes... she's lying you need to step up your game, or yes she's telling the truth no ifs and or buts about it, don't need more than that (even if she is lying, be satisfied).

[@daisyjoy242]

I can teach you how to “Tongue Thrust” “put the tip of your tongue on the back front teeth and swallow” You just learned how to swallow in two ways

[@screaming_cat2007]

Could I get more instructions? Currently confused how it works

[@daisyjoy242]

@@screaming_cat2007 so basically press your tongue to the top of your mouth (back of your front teeth) then swallow. Or just search “tongue thrust”

[@daisyjoy242]

@@screaming_cat2007 I recommend searching “tongue thrust”

[@WingedMourner]

4:12 again Noble.....we need time to grieve! Give us that time please!!

[@ericgolightly8450]

0:00 femur breaker sfx is a magnificent start

[@lasarith2]

Over 1.5 years- 364th , time asking if he could show us the figures in the display cases behind him.

[@jamesproctor4568]

Are the requests not concurrent, or do you not know the length of a year?

[@lasarith2]

@@jamesproctor4568 not concurrent , it’s been 1.59 years and 364 videos .

[@Tonster_AKS]

I step away for a few months and that damned couch keeps getting more plushies.

[@daisyjoy242]

that was the scp femur breaker scream

[@Chaos_Cultist]

Hello fellow [Redacted]

[@daisyjoy242]

@@Chaos_Cultist hello, to you as well [Redacted]

[@greenhydra10]

How do you do, fellow [Redacted]?

[@daisyjoy242]

@@greenhydra10 very well

[@ALookInto587]

The noble reminder that I should be sleeping. Thank you very much.

[@DFX2KX]

The pogo avatar change is hilarious!

[@alvaroperez2349]

4:08 how many ways are they gonna make that scene seem even worse than it was?

[@ricardohoang8452]

Thanks digital circus, very amazing 👌🤡

[@olgagachaphoenix9130]

That thumbnail...

[@dany_fg]

This man just said "alternative account" We must find his reading glasses

[@naotokamigire-terumi9912]

The beginning was puring my soul.

[@Crowbar123]

That crystal thing that was at around 7:50 would be really good torture device

[@bob-139]

6:05 bro gona do sasuke

[@-weaponized6493]

Mickey got stretched so far you could see his Steamboat Willie.

[@whazzup_teacup]

6:57 Looks like they hit an unusually sturdy roadsign

[@wolfgamer8770]

Fun fact, that screem in the first meme is in SCP Containment Breach and plays when you use the femur breaker on someone to lure SCP 106 to contain him.

[@gidi3250]

2:43 some random triva, this guy got hit with "give propper credit to the model" on twitter and when asked why the guy replied he saw "her" post this on reddit first, the guy then told him to check the time both where posted, bragged about posting himself on reddit first and the other guy's reply was "wait that's you"

[@mrcteddy20]

Update on the Pokemon Go avatar situation: No, they haven't reverted back to the original models. In fact, they have yet to take any action or direct communication about the discourse over the situation.

[@akumuryuu]

I was not expecting an immediate Femur Breaker scream.

[@tabletopnephilim4633]

8:45 If you're doing your job right, you won't have to ask.

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

3:43 I don’t know why but I have respect for that teacher

[@Demalion1]

Truth be told, I actually did go to a festival in Japan wearing my leather Australian style cowboy hat. I'm not from Australia or the USA, but I have been wearing hats like that since I was 19.

[@VivioSaf]

1:50 ~ Well, we do know that what we're doing is stupid. But, we do it anyway just to see it happening. So, I'd say that we're not simply stupid. We're PURPOSEFULLY stupid!

[@jamesblake5215]

0:00 Have you ever wanted to stretch the hell out of your friends Mickey and Donald? Well now you can!

[@Ilovenoodlesrip]

very cool video idea

[@edmardisla8492]

1:22 No Noble, you´re thinking of Hound. Unicron is a planet eating space station.

[@taylorward2617]

8:48 as someone who's bi and trans, I can certainly tell y'all that there are different forms of "finishing" that don't always include the associated fluids.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

One of the funniest meme vids in a while that was freaking great 🤣 like can't say 1, 2 buckle my shoe damn teach

[@CaedmonOS]

"Stretches arms till there not strong no more."- Some mob boss.

[@Jjk58174]

The material jeans are made of is called denim.

[@tonywilliams6294]

8:20 i'm pretty sure it just assumes people are fat as well, as opposed to being pretty muscular.

[@jellymemo6384]

Potential title: Beesechurger memes

[@Smile-iz2lu]

I haven't watched this guy in a while. Still a goofy son of a gun.

[@adomzenith3755]

Top 10 anime betrayals 5:54

[@yuurou7927]

As a writer I can get behind the "talk properly" sign.

[@barryallen1035]

*@Lost Pause* 3:38 My dude, this is ancient... there have not been buckles on men's shoes in literally over hundred years. Leprechauns and Celtic Druids used to have buckled shoes. Walt Disney didn't have buckles on his shoes in 1923, though.

[@alexnepu1561]

5:12 That explains the Fate shenanigans

[@omniscientcrab3428]

I think that one with the banned words in the IT lessons might be my old school

[@Phoenixoflife56]

7:06 the worst part is that I can see that being used in that way and I hate that I know that someone could be that cursed

[@SmoodGraphics59]

2:23 this made me spit out my drink and now it’s sticky and messy

[@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra]

Most of the School word Ban actually makes sense

[@IDESTROYER236]

7:07 URUGUAY MENCIONADO. 🧉

[@DSMCasual]

Tomboy Gf: “That was a nice workout we just had, Boy?” Boy: “Look, You’re show are untied?” Tomboy GF(Now Thicc GF): “Really? (Tied them) Thanks Boy- (Surprised) W-W-W-Why am I Thicc?!” Boy: (Smirk)

[@shaboosk2551]

What

[@ricardohoang8452]

Tomo will have a baby yay 😂

[@AricShadowDragon]

What a strange thing to end on...but not the worse XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@peridrawland5955]

I bought the exosuit stratagem when it came out, but I honestly have not used it a single time, my regular Helldiver mobility sounds way better to me, I should probably try out the exosuit in preparation for the new one, tho, I don't imagine it's that good against automatons

[@kozag-realityauditor7075]

4:51 The word you were looking for there was 'Denim'.

[@erdieaquino7104]

last one is just wildddddd

[@Sylveon116]

This is gonna be random but it’s funny and cool how you still have the machiko cardboard stand behind you after all these years , especially since u play the visual novel years ago, that’s how I came to know you cuz I watched you play all those visuals novels all those years ago, it’s sad that we can’t see u play those anymore due to KZbin’s strict rules but it’s nice to see some stuff of the old days ,we don’t see much of the jokes featuring her anymore thought.

[@noodsdood6977]

MEMES STRAIGHT FROM THE JAR!!!!!

[@justblue974]

Love this pleas make more

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

Anakin probably could make a Jeep. What have I done? This isn't what I wanted to make. The science teacher should have warned them about the dangerous chemicals.

[@dakotaharris5730]

Queso's light snack 6:26

[@Khaoxius]

I relate to the teacher banning the cringe words

[@itsturniptime3699]

7:57 To clarify this is not true, Pokemon Sleep doesn’t track your height or weight

[@techno_otaku]

that last one gave off the same vibe as "I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"

[@aaronalkor]

1:44 No, we have fun. It’s not _our_ fault that a lot of fun things also happen to be dangerous

[@anime-mun]

Rubicon is where Armored Core VI takes place

[@ChronoTheodor]

Thank you for the videos

[@idanchen4934]

8:40 - HA! look at that youngling (- turning 39 this year) doing younglings things.

[@miroslavradev9006]

That's what I call a Kee-mo-NOO!

[@vustvaleo8068]

that jeans kimono is approved by Best Jeanist.

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

THE FEMUR BREAKER STILL HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY

[@AtomZeigler]

1:56 PEENUS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!

[@masterofbloopers]

That computer teacher is extremely based. We need more people like that. Maybe it's not too late to stop the brainrot. Maybe we can still save Gen Alpha.

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

4:50 more like Denim-mono. the fabric is denim. ....it even SOUNDS Japanese: "Denimono"

[@aleksatanaskovic008]

4:45 behold the jean wizzard Or as some ppl call it the "jizzard"

[@BE1N1]

-where are you from. -i'm from *biiiiiip*. -WhAt ??