The Most Embarrassing Moment of His Life | The Yard

[@C8E3H-1]

"Turkey? Greece? What is this, a grill?" is such an insane pull

[@d0onut]

Yard themed too

[@Extrophobic]

My GOAT DJ Racist, he never misses

[@kylemkeller]

Nice to meet you, Aiden! (I’m 4’11” btw guys)

[@Andrew-or3vv]

you can still have a good life bro 🙏

[@ArmanZaidi]

Hello World

[@MasterCalvin45]

Nice to meet you dude haha I'm gonna get better at programming now

[@ian562ADF52E]

​@MasterCalvin45 ludwig has to get to plat, you have to get an associates degree in computer science

[@hanatwothreee]

hello tiny king

[@krib4785]

"my 23&me made me racist" didnt expect new dj racist lore in this ep

[@aniyilator]

Nah Dj Racist came out the womb like that

[@Bighomie39]

"My 23&Me made me racist" kinda a bar

[@greenburg2276]

Origins

[@BinkyBoy-zk3ec]

It's crazy Slime mentions people being spiritually short, because that's exactly what he is lol

[@malcolm4444]

I genuinely thought he was like 5’7” but he was basically ludwig’s height in the dodgeball vid

[@princiedv]

​@@malcolm4444I watched that video and like 2 reactions to it, but in my head Slime is still shorter than Lud

[@slimewire]

takes one to know one

[@antlerbraum2881]

@@slimewireAs my grandpappy said, it takes a man of the range to teach a cowpoke to leather it and ride, Slime.

[@tubeyouber6371]

Failboat too but that guy’s huge

[@adivinci1]

I really hope slime doesn’t turn out to be 67% Greek in this pod

[@anguswoodrow7138]

I’m gonna hold ur hand while I tell you this

[@adivinci1]

@@anguswoodrow7138no way don’t say it man

[@Extrophobic]

I've got some bad news for you man

[@x3dfritz0]

🤣

[@aregularjoe]

Maybe skip this one man

[@d4nkey]

My Dad did 23&me knowing he was 90% German. Got the results back it said 2% German. 6 months later they sent an update like damn we might have miscalculated, 93% German.

[@sulkingbanana4900]

so german it broke the sensors

[@Yachii]

93% German with a 3% margin of error

[@asdfgasdfg91]

did he rethink his life or was he adamant that 23&me was a scam for 6 months?

[@loganjhon9007]

7% away from a certain hand raise and a particular squareish mustache

[@trashtrash2169]

H*tler was Austrian, not German.

[@madaxmadax]

I'm the guy from Lebanon that wrote the reddit post! Still alive, still listening! ♥♥

[@slimewire]

stay safe man

[@bigmanfridge8686]

stay safe

[@spatuloso]

Free Palestine Free Lebanon

[@waretafai]

Live forever, brother

[@jaguarjagan9733]

Aiden wearing the Nujabes t-shirt in the TikTok is so funny bro had the Aiden default skin on

[@dogbot55]

It's how I knew it was him when I saw it

[@orangejules_]

nujabes goated dont know what you want me to say to that dude

[@flanman2084]

>programming class in the morning >3 hours of commute to second 3 hour programming class in the afternoon >turn on the yard programming.

[@dawtun4329]

3 hours of commute god dang

[@dandavidson3942]

3 hours is wild, never been happier to be a work at home dev

[@BigTarkus]

why do u have a 3 hr commute btwn your classes? Are they at different schools or something? or you go home and take an online class?

[@VixeyTeh]

Get with the program.

[@carlosibarra1360]

Bro the rice and seaweed while sitting next to a bottle of pepto bismol is crazy 😂

[@504branden]

It's so on brand tho

[@cadensam7]

I’m uneducated, does that upset the stomach

[@Wyvernnnn]

boy be shittin

[@PHANTUMDUMPER]

With a dollop of chick fil a sauce 👌

[@sebin_kim]

it’s just strawberry flavor calpico

[@elysixn]

Lud clocking him “30% italian at most.” Blud knows about blood

[@profplumMD]

Hawk 2ah3andMe is a real missed marketing opportunity, "Spit on that thang" would go nutty

[@computermash8542]

loud incorrect buzzer

[@brianbean3081]

This could be the worst comment I read today. Congrats 🎉

[@RaindropsGames]

brother it's October you CANNOT still think hawk tuah is funny dawg

[@OmniChrome]

​@@RaindropsGames genius never expires

[@christophermolitor4554]

This is kind of crazy. As someone who comes from a Greek family from Chicago we might actually have some history. He actually reminds me of the "party greek" side of my family, and with his old hair I now realize he actually does look pretty Greek. Well if Slime ever visits the Tampa Bay area and wants to head to the Tarpon Springs sponge docks or go to a Greek festival I'd be happy to help make it happen. I know the authentic spots. Lots of culture the poor guys been missing. Normally Greeks don't let you forget you're Greek for even a moment.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Bro slime is classic "Bald Greek in play" vibe. With his white robes on.

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

slime thought he was the sopranos, turns out he is the Wire season 2

[@Seedy____1]

“Conner eats Japanese food” was so funny

[@marteeengomez5713]

Nicks attempt at the Lovers vs the world have been great to watch

[@rosanqro]

what’s his twitch?

[@GeoOnGD]

@@rosanqro falco

[@wattabak9890]

We should make like 4 clone Slimes with different personalities once 23andme goes bankrupt and his genome is on the dark web. Make a bizarro version of the yard pod

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Bizzaro Aiden isn't cringe

[@ChrimsonChin]

Yeah for sure. Wtf

[@milesgreenwood5036]

No this IS bizarro aimen, he just forgot he switched timelines​@@SHMOUSEY86

[@ApexClubRacer]

Slime being primarily Greek explains SO MUCH. 🤣

[@eatdaaaa9984]

On god

[@RickyHawkins_o7]

was about to comment the same thing 🤣

[@Navi0524]

Sheesh, spoilers

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Slime gonna come in yelling at people for pronouncing it "YEE-ro" next week.

[@alexanderthegreat731]

That is how it’s pronounced

[@SHMOUSEY86]

@@alexanderthegreat731 yeah if you're gay

[@giannistaz]

​@SHMOUSEY86 you just called a country and everyone that's visited gay just letting you know

[@kyay10]

Slime repeatedly conflating being North African with being Black is ong so funny

[@TheoHiggins]

I've seen this enough times from Americans that it must just be a thing

[@Marapetersen1]

@@TheoHigginsit’s definitely a thing. Until I actually took some time to learn more history from around the Mediterranean it never even occurred to me that someone from Africa wouldn’t be black. When it comes to international history/culture/people we have really terrible education. Most people couldn’t tell you that Canada is broken up into provinces let alone that a continent aside from NA can have different ethnicities of people

[@jasondamodred]

Nick’s will neff joke not getting more laughs is crazy

[@sunnyd1722]

I love that Nick is always recording Slime to make fun of him.

[@MrLigthsaber]

Slime in the intro has "i was watching sushi nigiri videos last night" energy.

[@MrLigthsaber]

0:14 Doesn't look like something a cat would eat, looks like Slime was the mouse after all.

[@Space_Aquila]

3:20 It´s finally here, the Nick Eugenics Arc of the Podcast.

[@maxwell9211]

The fact that Slime is at least 3rd gen immigrant and is 67% greek and 30% Italian is kind of impressive

[@Cygnus888]

He is 100% american.

[@edfgc]

Greek and italians dont fuck with black people

[@maxwell9211]

@@Cygnus888 there’s a difference between nationality and genetics. He has genetic markers that are usually found in people’s from the Mediterranean and not indigenous people of the Americas

[@tigerman7884]

@@maxwell9211 how r u a yard viewer and not know this is sacasm. slimes gonna take it all back. we used to be a country. etc etc.

[@maxwell9211]

@@tigerman7884 how r u a yard viewer when they’ve had so many conversations about how sarcasm isn’t conveyed online. I don’t know you. I don’t like you. How do you n ow it was sarcasm?

[@thekoister]

14:30 "what is this a grill" was so underappreciated fire joke

[@mwalter98]

Aiden calling Serbia eastern europe will get him assassinated on one of his silly little trips to old continent

[@anteodak2965]

Srbija je jos gora od istocnog bloka. Dno dna evrope

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Well if he goes to Russia it be a warm welcome.

[@reyson01]

Wtf are you talking about? Serbia is Eastern Europe.

[@Goldenfightinglink]

​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 ever since wagner was sent to africa, Aiden has no need to go back

[@mwalter98]

@@reyson01 its southern europe. additionaly aiden said it as if serbia was representative of eastern europe

[@Special3375]

I cant wait for the big fat slime wedding!

[@_Purp_]

That'll help him find his floor wife

[@SaltMonarch]

30:05 Damn I was just havin a nice chill time vibin out to the pod, and suddenly just got jump-scared by whatever shape that is on Aidens head

[@Ali_L]

0:14 boy dinner

[@_patch21]

include that with the frozen Factor! meals he eats

[@jonas1015119]

carbmaxxing

[@Miihaal_]

Similar to the RDC story I've had some truly nightmarish experiences as a barman in a touristy area of Ireland, several times I've had yanks pull out screenshots of the 23 and me report thinking that I'd immediately embrace them with a free pint and we'd start sean-nós dancing together while chanting pagan curses directed towards the english.

[@aaayjay]

Crazy

[@Versace_sheets]

They just wanna be your friend.

[@Miihaal_]

I just work here man

[@minecraftnerd2175]

The first time i went to a pub when i was eighteen a man with the strongest American accent was trying to convince the bar tender he was irish

[@ExcessVengeance]

Slime being 67% Greek really tracks, when you think back to those discussions about the women and the dogs.

[@minifox145]

Ludwig going on last meals is so hype ive been wanting this for months

[@dominoot2652]

Dude why is 34:07 the funniest thing Ludwig has ever done

[@merto66683]

As a Turkish man I am devastated. Also you guys are not making it back if you ever come here. Constantinople is İstanbul.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Belongs to Byzantium. Which no longer exists so finders keepers.

[@BarginsGalore]

next episode is them trying to take back northern cyprus

[@ryujitzu3547]

Ehhhh. Give it time.

[@Openmouthstef]

I KNEW SLIME WAS MY GOAT, MY GREEK GOAT, You're now invited to my Greek Easter celebration, Adelpho mou

[@gemoxcore]

There is nothing that goes harder on the planet than the Girl's Night shirt and I can not wait to wear mine every day for the rest of my life.

[@Nellyycurlz]

Is this on the yard store?

[@gemoxcore]

@@Nellyycurlz Yis for preorder

[@arrowheaded]

18:00 Why did he make it sound much worse than it actually is 😭 They are the same age in the book, and in The Illiad, Patroclus is actually older.

[@jackalope07]

@@arrowheaded and because he's older some (like plato) thought Achilles would have been the eromenos

[@trashtrash2169]

So he's ultra based?

[@keira-i1e]

oh my god thank you I haven't read the book in a long time so I couldn't remember but that didn't sound right

[@arrowheaded]

@@keira-i1e you should reread it sometime!! it's better than you remember haha

[@YoloThePiarate]

44:06 Nick's silent reaction to the chess game was so funny

[@Stateymanzz]

The yard at the gym time is amazing

[@jaytuberr]

Slime’s hawk tuah to greekhood was not expected

[@504branden]

It's funny that the guy they were talking about in the RDC story (that was at EVO btw) is Alex Myers, who I've seen in the background of a few Offbrand events.

[@Cxquon]

I genuinely get excited for Thursday because I can get home from school and turn on the yard while flicker gooning

[@x3dfritz0]

Dude Slime finding out his Ancestry was so entertaining!!!! His energy around it, his shock and surprise, peak freaking content dude!

[@wcowl]

check out "podcast about list" race off episode, it's so good

[@lukasb2097]

As a Greek, I will not accept Slime as part of the Greek community until I see him eating copious amounts of tzatziki and drinking MAMOS beer.

[@Veebron]

YOOOO Is that my favourite Greek teppen streamer slimeIRL ?!?!?!?!

[@po5124]

39:55 the math was generous it turns out

[@MiguelMaravilla]

just started watching the yard two weeks ago, clocked in about 80 hours since 🥴 new slop 🤤

[@Tomathis]

One of my favorite segments is the ask Ludwig a series of questions about streaming or content creation because he almost always has some sort of answer

[@zaccheroni7070]

just like rock climbing, Ludwig is going to drop the peleton 4 months into nick getting his, and then he’s into the new hot running contraption that uses prosthetic legs.

[@XxBaYxX]

You guys got that French dude from the boys as a guest ? The yard budget going crazy.

[@jrhntr]

Ludwig saying “downtown Tennessee” within the first 2 minutes of the episode after having Rainbolt on last week is so funny to me

[@gabrielzimmer1717]

This episode has cured a fear of mine of the random taint pain for the last decade or so holy crap

[@Bfire0]

Nick really just said he doesn't know where the reload key is 🤣

[@fire5655]

Slimes foot matched the African one and not Roman bc his is two toes of equal length instead of three👀

[@hadydourbaly]

Oh there are more Lebanese yard fans than i thought, where you at? 4th Lebanese fan here 49:30

[@madaxmadax]

i'm the guy that wrote the post! kifak khayye?

[@hadydourbaly]

@@madaxmadax yooo good man enta kif? From north Lebanon here, hope you're doing well man, tough times

[@thothrax5621]

I'm going to be super real, Nick at 45:25 saying that the random sharp pain in your ass is normal and not a big deal, and also Slime saying he gets it too, makes me feel seen and safe

[@thenamesaj8554]

168 episodes in and yall are still cooking, this episode was hilarious

[@mergentaro]

i hope lud hit's plat by january, i will be very impressed if he improves that much!

[@muttnick]

slime not taking a job from the working man is top tier chad behavior and i'm here for that

[@dessel5683]

learning slime the type of guy to see smth he’s never cared about on sale and go well i have to get it

[@slimewire]

no i needed shoes

[@dessel5683]

@@slimewireoh actually if i was shoe shopping and it’s 40 i buy on site you’re right

[@n_athos]

I love that they gravitated to Greece and like none of the other Balkan countries 😂

[@jXslauter00]

Aiden botching that code question hurt me bad

[@Trade4Lewt]

Slime doing 23 and me couldnt be at a worst time, like 2 weeks ago all their higher ups/c-suite quit the company and like last year they had a massive data leak

[@slimewire]

i would assume they fixed the issue that caused the breach but also take my dna who cares man

[@JeppersGaming]

slime a peloton is like how in dark souls when you get to see everyones spirits running around or in ds1 you hear people ring the bells and stuff like that but its you riding a bike and you see other people riding the same rides and stuff

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

Add one more to the Aimen Crashout spreadsheet

[@CSFrio]

Should have Slime get the results from Ancestry as well. Since they’re private companies they don’t share data tables and because of that he’ll get different results.

[@fluxduckshusks]

42:10 "The tut is ass" What a beautiful double entendre

[@kalikeliihoomalu1661]

23:16 what a genuine laugh

[@TerminallyBricked]

1:32:05 you get more LP for facing higher ranked players and slime will take the LP difference because he's higher rank and from the looks of it Slime would hard carry Lud 1:32:51 Ludwig will not make it to plat this season because he doesn't take the initiative to learn about the other champs He literally takes the hard way which is running into them when a good player is playing not know how to face them, and then fall behind as consequence Knowing champions and their playstyles would enable him to do so much more in teamfights and in lane because he would know what to expect from them but he just wants to hide in his jungle and farm because lanes are too hard I swear if he learned the items and champs he would jump up at AT LEAST twice the speed to silver because once he grasps knowledge he knows how to apply it, BUT HES NOT LOOKING FOR IT I WANNA SHOOT MYSELF I still semi believe in his grind but this is looking like another marathon situation

[@shotviii]

1:35:11 long gooning ession

[@SomeIdiotDrifting]

Switzerland is one of them, I’m 100% Canadian and my grandparents are Swiss. We all have dual citizenship. Well the guys did my sisters didn’t 😂😂

[@bird4489]

Slime being majority balkan is so funny especially since he thought he was only Italian

[@blankspace0000]

51:10 i literally fell to the floor laughing at this oh my god

[@FPSZeno]

10:00 A mans life just changed

[@dinimus6019]

Slims going to start saying post ethnicity

[@bigmike4923]

I took a computer science class in high school and all I really learned was hello world😂 I also got 16% in that class

[@mrfashionguy1]

This really feels like a landmark episode. So much happened. We're so fucking back.

[@tunamayo586]

Sanch coaching lud would be elite

[@rickyspanish4335]

Babe wake up, Aimen was wearing the Nujabes shirt

[@MICHELANGELO_JR.]

Lebanese here, big ups to my fellow habibis listening. I cannot wait for the hard to come and find out about eating “kaak” 😂

[@MultiStryx]

Ludwig saying Slime can't be worse than him at league when he himself is in Bronze IV is crazy

[@melaei]

14:13 endless bag

[@detectfevi]

Slime Sneakers are awesome, the highlight of todays ep.

[@Kevinofrepublic]

them looking up Lux Ult makes me pine for the good old days where her ult was the size of half the map and I'd just watch montage videos of people hitting blind Lux ults into the jungle and snipe people. Good times. it fed into the call of duty trick shotter in my soul.

[@Nate_at_Nite]

As a long time Yard fan and long time Sanchovies fan I need that man on this podcast after the coaching

[@nicholashotelling687]

To defend Aiden here on the "hello world", I am a 4th year computer science major and I think it's reasonable to be unsure for 2 reasons. The main reason is that this appears to be python 2.x, which has been outdated for many years. Again on the language front, the "end" token is foreign to me. If this is python 2.x, end would not be used. So, this is either invalid syntax or a relatively esoteric language that isn't taught or used in modern times. Second, the output is not "hello world". "hello world" is displayed to the screen, but the output is whatever the default return is for python. Specifically, this is a program who has some return value representing success or failure.

[@Calavyr]

im guessing its Lua, not python, due to the lack of brackets for the print function as well as the "end". the "end" would still error though, because the code isnt in like a function or in the scope of an if or something

[@nicholashotelling687]

@@Calavyr fair enough, that could explain the end. Although print being a function I believe is new to python 3, and I think python 2 used print how it’s shown here

[@Calavyr]

@@nicholashotelling687 yeah, lua print is like that python 2 print too

[@DarkBiCin]

For those who dont know how these systems work. They dont actually know what your ethic background is off your sample. They compare your sample to the sample they have collected and make a “guess” based on the similarity to other samples they have obtained. It would be the same as them collecting 2 apples, 6 potatoes, and a kiwi, and then you send in a mango and they say youre 60% kiwi, 30% apple, and 10% potato. Its all a bunch of hoopla to make you feel special. When in reality you can literally got do the work to find you family history (which is how they make money knowing you dont want to do that) and generally be able to find out what your family origins are more reliably

[@ClayVengeance]

That seaweed taco is diabolical work

[@lefawnz2069]

my friend just did 23and me because he never knew his dad or anything about him. Found out he was 34% polish and it took him all of about two weeks to get approved for a polish passport

[@patgutz2177]

Slime and aimen lovers vs the world challenge would be electric

[@j-wes8343]

You guys should do one where you all play a street fighter in house bracket, and see who sucks the most

[@mastrsamurai]

The rebirth of Slime

[@whosCarloss]

i’ve never requested a guest, but you guys need to have Noel Miller on. i think you guys could play off each other very well. sounds like a recipe for a good show in my head

[@thothrax5621]

Czechia is not in the Balkans, Slime was thinking of Croatia, which Shake is not from

[@kvtys]

its funny how aiden is actually right the code has a syntax error LMAO it wouldn't print shit should be print("hello world") with paranthesis

[@3CATteam]

That's true for current Python (Python 3), but in Python 2, print was a statement, so you wouldn't need the parentheses. More importantly, though, I don't think this is Python code in the first place; there's no "end" statement in any version of Python I'm familiar with. The only "language" I'm familiar with that regularly uses an "end" statement like that is Pseudocode, which doesn't have any real rules in the first place. Ultimately, I think the question is just bad. "hello world" is clearly the answer they're *supposed* to give, and from context I think that's valid, but most languages would, like you said, give a syntax error.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@3CATteamYeah get his ass!

[@kvtys]

@@3CATteam as an ad for a coding platform i think it was a very poor example indeed lol

[@SrKinko]

Python2 and Perl don't require parenthesis with `print`. The usage of `end` doesn't make sense though Edit: looks like lua has both of these things

[@Atomic_Bomb]

Is the language not Lua? And if it is the code would throw an error.

[@dyska7]

With all due respect (and I say this fully sincerely): I believe it's borderline psychotic to be getting into League rn when Deadlock is that new hot piece of ass that is way more fun than League

[@Stasia2321]

Welcome to the Greek family slime 🤝

[@kiaanpatel5775]

why do they want to oil up connoreatspants and put in him a cage, that's so mean :(