We Have A Gambling Addiction | The Yard

[@TheYardPodcast]

Oh, you guys didn't like my first thumbnail? Cool. Thought we were boys? Done putting trust in other people tbh. Thanks for nothing ✌

[@surfingthedarkness]

😆

[@burgerking2783]

fire comment nick

[@user-rk9su1jc4c]

Great comment zipper 4

[@jimmymoo104]

AGAIN??

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

dude

[@foxtrot549]

as someone with pectus excavatum, the chest hole talk at the beginning actually helped me realize that it’s okay to be different and that i won’t ever find love. thanks The Yard Podcast!

[@PukeyMan]

same 😊

[@ruthlesspikachu7442]

real and same

[@1010sams]

Our chussies unite us

[@BikeyBuble]

@@1010sams what a terrible day to be literate

[@Jaw-shua]

Fellow pectus excavatum goblin. At least we will all be loveless and disgusting together 🥰

[@celocic]

another completely normal and appetizing factor ad read!!! i loved when aiden said “quivered from the base”

[@Nomdro]

Their ads are the only reason I use it lmao.

[@aidanbrunner4410]

Trust the quiver tastes gooood

[@Ace-tb3kr]

The Aiden Crying ep but Zipper or Yingling or whoever just comes in every few minutes to hand Aiden a handful of tissues or to adjust a light or camera or something. Nobody says anything to Aiden they just hand him to tissue and leave completely straight faced, like this is just something they deal with on a daily My other idea is just to have an ep that's completely normal except Aiden is crying the whole time and the camera never leaves him, we just hear you 3 talking in the background like normal while Aiden sobs 2 feet away

[@Steveosaurs]

The is genius I love it 😂

[@niteuqrellin5312]

I live in China for school, my roommate freshman year was a Chinese national and we had a “cultural exchange” where he got me food from a really popular Chinese fast food chain and I showed him mr beast. We spent an hour watching mr beast videos while eating fried chicken

[@dennis_s]

w move

[@MarkTravis-l6g]

You sure he wasn't Filipino? I mean they actually have a national fast food chain and it's chicken

[@nyct1b1us]

@@MarkTravis-l6g pretty sure the person who lives in China knows where they live, also fried chicken is loved in a lot of cultures

[@cypher2251]

Aiden was ELECTRIC today

[@d0onut]

bro lookin like Chris Evans

[@kenfeng1237]

@@d0onut i see your vision

[@eterrestrial9527]

the factor ad made me die “You’re telling me you were quivering from the base for an unusual amount of time?”

[@hushpuppi3]

I'm only 10 minutes in and Aiden is ON FIRE right now

[@rebe8580]

Aimen dressed like he abouta be in a State Farm commercial

[@jamesjazz3395]

Aiden?

[@Larrybird696]

@@jamesjazz3395no, Aimen

[@reeseronithemacaroni8946]

or like a dark, evil version of state farm

[@akiharuse825]

Amen 🙏🙏🙏

[@kenyasuarez546]

am i ovulating or have they all been looking so fucking good lately

[@kerosine2896]

i think we're both ovulating cus i thought the same damn thing

[@elibrooks69]

LMFAOOOOO this is so real

[@Saddgh0stt]

On God they do though. 🥵🤯

[@paragon7080]

bro

[@eleonarcrimson858]

Alright buddy

[@SafeHawke]

That starting clip really shows how much they need an HR

[@arkain1]

Who is HR and do they have better techniques?

[@FAB1150]

God no, the moment they get an HR person is the moment they'll start to fall off

[@goldsage4722]

​@FAB1150 they already have an hr and he's doing a great job

[@mire_cs]

"an HR" CHILD LOCATED

[@goldsage4722]

@mire_cs if the entire hr division only has one person in it I fail to see how "an" is incorrect but alright chief keep being pretentious

[@Neat_8]

Idk when but Aiden has become hands down the funniest member of the yard. Idk when this change happened but I love it.

[@DexSybaris]

Slime

[@Neat_8]

@@DexSybaris Fair and true and real

[@tomiehh]

@@DexSybaris nick

[@peteartieda58]

They're so right about Aiden in this episode, he looks like a whole damn meal. My eye darts to him every time.

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

There were so many highlights in this episode. I loved when Aiden said quivered from the base. That is such a perfect description. The discussion about the Trump Felonies was very interesting and I liked getting your perspective. I think MrBeast could pretty much do anything he wants at this point and he could influence plenty of people, but Lud was right when he said it would fracture his base and those who didn’t agree with him would drift away. Missed you guys last week while away on vacation! It’s good🎉to be back. Thinking about getting Factor Meals 😊 Love you guys! Janet

[@slimewire]

much love janet

[@JanetRobinson-xe1tg]

@@slimewire 😉thank you

[@Go_ing]

I actually had pectus excavatum, but got a surgery to remove it cause it was pushing on my heart causing exercise intolerance. TLDR they shove a bar in your chest and break the bones in your chest and its super painful with like 2 months of recovery. Then you keep the bar in your chest for 3 years before it is removed. I am actually going in for my appointment tomorrow so we can schedule the bar removal in the summer and I will be officially "cured" of pectus.

[@michaelcaruso9104]

Yooo same, I had to have a surgery for it too when I was younger and I had asthma too which made it worse, hope it goes well 👍🏼

[@jocareding533]

The whole "today tho" bit at around 44:30 is the hardest I've laughed at any episode of the yard, they were locked in to the bit, it was a beautiful dance

[@brennanacton177]

I've taught for 11 years, and it is honestly so much fun, it can be really stressful, but anyone that doesn't think it's fun to chat and hang out with the kids and hear their stories is usually under too much pressure without proper support, sadly. And to connect with the school kids is just usually so powerful, but there is burn out from the work, to be certain. I think many people enjoy the actual teaching part a lot! The standardization definitely can be a real challenge, but I think the day-to-day is actually really satisfying! But now that it's summer all of this is much easier to say all of this... But it can really depend on your building and the culture and differences in classes, of course!

[@ratkingraggs]

one year i left a tuna sandwich in my locker over winter break and when we came back a kid walked by and puked on all the lockers, greatest war crime of my time

[@imataka1222]

Slime’s school gambling story reminded me of when in my high school old and New Testament class the teacher brought a dreidel and the students immediately started gambling on it.

[@endymion9364]

The guy in the ad. was that a new character in the yard lore or has he always been there just locked

[@Okega]

that’s ludwig

[@endymion9364]

@@Okega I seeeee have a good day sir/miss/everything else

[@wattsemu582]

dudes will play rainbow six but havent stopped and admired a rainbow since they were six. Siege

[@endymion9364]

@@wattsemu582 wait. let him cook

[@jonesOtr]

every year we get the story of how ludwig used to beat to smut on a PSP

[@ServiceSmile]

First Title: Mr. Beast related Second Title: Chest Hole Third Title: Gambling Addiction All over the map, these handsome fellas

[@blankclips]

My insurance is trash and are making me move from dentist to dentist to remove 2 impacted wisdom teeth, you boys are the only thing I can listen to when I’m not sleeping. Keep up the great work 💪.

[@rolandomarracho7038]

Slime saying "Yeah but you are one" with a confused expression at 37:37 gives me so much serotonin :)

[@sathens7565]

lud is definitely still in love with his ex, those twitch socks are criminal

[@Stevonicus]

MogulMoves is causing problems

[@cjayclearly5063]

He wants her backk

[@Hoodie-K]

They’ve already made plans to elope in Barbados

[@norovar36]

Yardigan I turned 23 today it's my first b birthday single after 5 years but i made another year, alive ALRIGHT MAAAN!!!!

[@ratbladeraid4764]

Happy birthday Alright Man!

[@unluckybtw2197]

Happy Birthday

[@norovar36]

@@ratbladeraid4764 ALRIGHT MAN 10 MORE YEARS TILL JESUS AGE

[@killerkjc5971]

Happy birthday

[@norovar36]

​@@killerkjc5971 thank you 🎉

[@noregerts2099]

Slime laughed harder at Aiden's joke at 4:11 than anything he has ever said before.

[@noregerts2099]

And in my canon that's what prompted Nick to rephrase the punchline in the middle of Aiden saying it

[@shiverian5970]

dying laughing at aiden on boob cod seeing the opponents with just massive, giant naturals and yelling "finish em off boys!"

[@creekbs]

I’ve got pectus excavatum. I had a really painful surgery at 14 because it was too deep and was encroaching on my heart. I had a metal bar in my chest for 3 years, but the worst part was i had to bring a rolling backpack to school in my freshman year of high school

[@michaelcaruso9104]

Did you get one with light up wheels??

[@scout6388]

did you ever recover? i mean not from the surgery, the rolling backpack

[@OnoMadikvilov]

Fun fact about Jeremy Fragrance his real name is “Nico Rosberg” and he was an F1 world champion who had a traumatic brain injury in a crash and now has a heightened sense of smell

[@TheoHiggins]

Banger comment

[@rmaxgaming3332]

Thank god Lud got big for ME and only ME

[@joshgoodman3601]

Guy with pectus excavateum here. I had the surgery where they insert a metal bar into your chest to push your sternum out. It does hurt and you are out for 6 months but my chest hole is gone now.

[@michaelcaruso9104]

I had a surgery when I was 8 where they took cartilage from my rib cage and put it in my chest, I was too young to have the metal bar one, my chest hole is still there…woomp woomp

[@TheFeelTrain]

I had the bar for 3 years but the hole is so bad that it came back after they took it out but I don't want to go through that again 🥹

[@michaelcaruso9104]

@@TheFeelTraindamn I didn’t know it could come back, I’m sorry😢

[@joedirt2521]

I love Alex just hanging in the background of the ads. Wet hair and all lmao

[@SameM1stakes]

Slime dropping the "this is my job" line just made my day. (1:02:10)

[@pithlyx]

The "oooooh" after lud points out "no pronouns = everyone is NB" is fucking gold. That is exactly how that conversation breaks down every time.

[@XyzzyhzzhX]

1:23:00 is hitting a lil diff after july 14th

[@azmilog]

aimen is giving apple employee chic the logo is definitely right behind the sm7b

[@b-rad6226]

I did meet with a doctor for pectus excavatum. I was offered the plunger, the chest break, or to just do workouts aimed to push my chest out over time. It wasn't gonna affect my breathing so I'm still going strong with it!

[@rexbug]

as someone with the chest hole, i didn't know i had it until i watched ludwig for the first time, and now ive truly learned my place. as an unlovable being ♥️

[@Beastfeedsfists]

Surfer ludwig looks nervous 😂

[@logan_page]

I was starting to question my bisexuality, then Aidan showed up looking like that and being pure ELECTRICITY in this ep.

[@pathfindermain3682]

a supertf episode would be an all-timer

[@JetsFittedUp]

Chin looking mighty powerful with the clean shave.

[@Ashar121]

This episode had me cackling at the gym like an idiot. Great pod

[@killerkjc5971]

I love seeing the fresh upload every Thursday and then later in the day see the thumbnail and title are changed

[@noah7142]

its like we all watching it together being this early

[@smartkaboose3806]

19:00 I think that's called dungeon dice monsters and Duke devlin is going crazy at this description

[@Fewshin]

13:40 is so fucking real. literally my backpack in school

[@slashbat2375]

I always enjoy the yard, but I don't usually laugh out loud like the glasses spermy bit made me do lmfao

[@charliehendrix1265]

I love how at 13:52 Nick says the most out of pocket stuff ab that backpack and nobody even seems to notice 😂

[@MrRagsd]

A super and slime stream would go hard

[@itrybutdie]

The Yard needs to make flavored bidets, we need gatorade and cookies and cream flavors to clean us up

[@percanroot]

this might genuinely be one of the best yard eps

[@tymonzdrojewski2095]

"aaa yeah, on your monkey" is the funniest way anyone's ever said something

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

As a pectus yard viewer I got that shit fixed. Whole ass operation, metal bar in there for 3 years, no more chest hole back to normal 🙌

[@Corpse_Cruncher]

Same bro but I could never afford an operation. Curious though do you feel like you can breathe better after?

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

@@Corpse_Cruncher maybe but I don't remember how it felt before atp. Mine wasn't stupid bad though just enough to warrant the thing

[@MrCoffee04]

When u beat ur chest like the beast we are does it make a metal ringing sound??

[@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers]

@@MrCoffee04 they took the metal out after we the factory reset. They let you keep it though

[@bruhmoment3225]

Aww​@@MrMcGrawAndTheBigFeathers

[@pluckythechicken]

nick's scroll joke really got me

[@Saddgh0stt]

Ludwig saying "playing banana grams" had me dead.

[@markiemooart]

thumbnail and title change was a good one

[@joyfromthemountain]

Lud looks hot in the Factor ad read

[@TyeDye4547]

I have pectus excavatum and i had surgery on it when i was 13, they snapped my sternum in half and put a titanium bar behind it to support it, and 6 months later they recut into my chest to take the bar out and i still have the bar. Im 21 now and my chest is still pretty heavily dented but its no longer life threatening.

[@thebotanist4933]

"Nardwuar how did you know I need my feet tickled to bust?"

[@ecopocolips]

i love when slime is just so confidently wrong, love that boy.

[@fakeAtlas6080]

aiden actually looks like a car salesman

[@cocozimme]

If i could parasocially meet and chill with anyone on the yard itd be zipper and i would pick up smoking again

[@2011killjoy]

Bruh they resurrected Brodan for a Factor ad read. Love to see y’all sticking to your roots.

[@sauce5281]

1:13:48 this back & forth is so funny with nick’s face

[@seana3918]

When the Factor Ad started I thought they were gonna do a bit where their friend talked and they all immediately freaked out screaming "Who the fuck are you!?""

[@n0lain]

The Wordle is never a plural word, but sometimes it's a word that's homographic with a plural word, usually when it's the third person present form of a verb. Example: "reads" could be the Wordle, based on its form as a verb, but it also looks identical to the plural of "read."

[@BikeyBuble]

The photo real close-ups in Spongebob are the reason I have a mild fear of butterflies

[@surfingthedarkness]

Ha!! I am not crazy! I remember now: The thumbnail and title was something with Mr. Beast!!

[@SKULLKR3W]

Yeah it was mr beast went too far with a pic of jimmy looking all wide eyed crazy

[@hiiKATIE21]

Came here to say this… felt like I’m being gaslit lol

[@Arnacis]

Bead Coaster or Bead Maze! That's the doctor's office toy is called. My son has two!

[@jack_kerins]

Watching Ludwig made me realise I have pectus excavatum. I always thought my chest was normal I now know I’m deformed.

[@maddyoyakawa]

when slime started talking abt gambling dice games i immediately thought of the one my fam plays every Christmas and then he proceeded to describe it word for word “threes”

[@xaviersolomon]

I graduated last May and just finished my first year in a school, and never want to go back again.

[@Dezarc]

this is like the fourth time ludwig has brought up and then subsequently had to explain his former consumption of erotic literature; i wasn't surprised when he was the only one who knew what aimen was talking about

[@fashionweek0]

49:47 easy “Top Ten Funniest Nick From The Yard Moments” contender

[@kendogyaboi6257]

Third thumbnail and second title, must be a stinky 10/10, I’ll take the slop any way I can get it though

[@schrabby4703]

as someone with pectus caritanum (which is to say, a "chulge") I appreciate how open ludwig is about his own chest. thanks dubbin

[@b4ch151]

poker part made me think about way back in high school where every non-lecture period we had, we'd always play either tongits(similar to tonk) or pusoy-dos(big two/crazy eights). One time also played with one of the more chill teachers. God those were some good times.

[@Christian_Luczejko]

31:00 mark Robert does the AI translations in his own voice too. It’s surreal.

[@nolep28]

Re listening to the mr beast nuru massage bit hits so so different now lmfao

[@Yolot123]

Finally an episode I can relate too, chest hole awareness

[@annoy4nce648]

Aiden looks like Matt Smith this episode fr. Bro looks good af.

[@stephenholt6956]

Shadow Government, gents. Shadow Government. A Shadow Puppet Government would be SUPER fun to watch but probably not that effective....

[@JiggieSmalls]

So glad I got the Pectus surgery so I wouldn’t have a freak chest🙏🙏🙏

[@TheFeelTrain]

I got it but the hole came back 🥹

[@cannibear9567]

Amazing that they were able to get southern Paul Dano for the ad read

[@RacoonEggMcoc]

Unironically aimen wants to annex Canada. Which is what happens just before the Great War started in fallout

[@hamburgereater]

That's pectus excavatum! Anatomy classes were goated in college.

[@NexusSin]

Slime is right about teaching. The other component is the administrations, which is again directly tied to the state and federal funding which is all based on test scores. I taught for about 3 years, I loved everything about it minus the bureaucracy and the fact that the admin side of the school never fully supported the academic side, in their minds it always seemed like "You were hired by us to teach, so go teach. And get good test scores." then we go back "Well I need help with this, can you provide help?" and their response "Nope." very frustrating and the very reason if I ever have kids I will homeschool them.

[@zacharysogluizzo6443]

Great episode . Why did Ludwig give Aiden his shoes lol

[@mustafabaray]

ludwigs wrong about mr beast in indonesia because, as a resident of indonesia, people here love influencers and love outside cultures. as a brown guy here, i get compared to niche bollywood actors all the time, and they also reference internet stuff all the time. we just don't have reddit, that's all.

[@kathacombs]

them talking about boy love is insane. literally got whiplash because i was caught so off guard.

[@Sly_2855]

1:30:41 what a time for arnold Schwarzenegger to come back for california

[@akiramikan9299]

i have pectus excavatum and all i can say is it could be worse for ludwig. for mine my right side of my chest is normal but my left side is super indented. the juxtaposition makes it look very weird

[@lilcrisis1779]

The only time I’ve one shot Wordle is when the word was Gamer and I stand by it as my greatest life achievement

[@thestupidiots8770]

So glad they could invite straight aiden to the show!!

[@WASTEssbu]

54:55 definitely EGO E-Sports

[@jmirby3171]

3:48 Ludwig says that his chest didn’t grow because he would need more muscle to fill the hole, - the pectoralis major inserts into the sternum, and pectus excavatum typically causes an inset of the breastbone or sternum. Your muscle fibers must be at a sort of middle ground to optimally contract and therefore recruit more fibers with more tension. This is what causes hypertrophy as you signal that your muscle needs more fibers to recruit. The reason he was most likely not able to gain size in his chest was not because he needed more muscle to fill the hole, but that due to the condition, his sarcomeres are stretched past optimal length for contraction

[@jmirby3171]

4:00 Slime says muscle wraps around bone, when in reality almost all muscles are linear as they function by contracting fibers. Rather than being wrapped around a bone or structure, they have an origin and insertion, and function by shortening and pulling the two points closer to one another. To reference the chest thing again, The pectoralis major originates in the sternum (breastbone) and inserts into the humerus (upper arm). As it contracts it pulls its insertion closer to the origin.

[@jmirby3171]

7:39 Slime says that there are a bunch of little Nicks, implying that sperm is all identical, to which Ludwig mentions that fraternal twins are when two sperm inseminate an egg, but fraternal twins are caused by the release of a second oocyte (egg) during ovulation, both of which are fertilized and implanted into the uterus

[@jmirby3171]

doctor 🤝

[@toner27]

super mention, sick

[@JustArten]

It was Dr. Alan Bunney who told one of his players those “strats” for maintaining T levels. I don’t remember which ex-Panda player was told this.

[@Shadessmh]

If you don't do farewell and the moon berry you're missing out, such a fun game man.

[@usermnm1104]

when my edm album drops its gonna be titled quiver from the bass