The Most Entitled Woman on the Planet

[@ThepupsnameisBrian]

Obviously, she is totally sober and anyone who thinks different is obviously wrong. Obviously.

[@vikkilooper4075]

Obviously

[@theab3957]

​@@vikkilooper4075Obviously totally obviously, obviously.

[@Eli.E.E]

Obviously, the people who think otherwise are just conspiracy theorists

[@begula5281]

thats pretty obvious like obviously

[@MayasRock78s]

Yeah Obviously she obviously flipped her car obviously over. Obviously

[@alexisaksen4406]

Rachel : "Why am I under arrest?" Officer: "I think it's pretty obvious."

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@vidarmors]

He should've said "do you like to ask redundant questions?"

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@vidarmorslike this girl knows what redundant means. 🤣

[@TheCommanderTaco]

I had to laugh when she kept asking " so you assumed I was operating my vehicle" when moments earlier she admitted she was driving, and was the only one in the vehicle lol.

[@bexproctor360]

She's so arrogant!

[@Araknis_Slade]

AMERICA: looks like you might have crashed your car huh? BRITTAIN: looks like you've done yourself a bit of a mischief ay? AUSTRALIA: mate, you can't park there...

[@connorscanlan2167]

It makes me mad how underrated this comment is.

[@rhysbonney3720]

So blimmin true mate our police are too chill

[@uncle-bin1750]

​@@connorscanlan2167 You and me both, brother/sister or whatever you like to be named.

[@noah297REALDEBATE]

Dude there's three cars in Australia and two of them are kangaroos.

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

RUSSIA: ROAD IS ROAD PARK WHEREVER YOU WANT

[@pwmel1]

This is hilarious: Female cop in the car: "What happened to you not talking?" LMAO!!!

[@suze2012]

“If I tilt my head back, use a whiny voice, and make duck lips, I might get away with this.”

[@danielleiapalucci1693]

Obviously!

[@Dawn_LR]

Ducks have rims, chicken have lips. Lols! Sorry love the comment hun.😊🇨🇦🙋🏻‍♀️

[@Dawn_LR]

Ducks have rims, chicken have lips. Lols! Sorry love the comment hun.😊🇨🇦🙋🏻‍♀️

[@skunkrat01]

My mum's brother was killed by a drunk driver when he was 13. Struck while cycling home and left to bleed out on the side of the road. This was a funny video, and i laughed along, but people please, remember that drunk driving has victims every day. I never got to meet my uncle, but i feel the hole his absence has left in my family. My mum still misses him every single day. Fuck arrogant, entitled people who think the rules dont apply to them. That type of thinking took away a really special young man from the world. RIP Uncle Rolf

[@the-answer-is-42]

Sorry for your loss. Yeah, we can laugh at this one because no one was hurt, but there are so many cases where people are hurt or killed. It's not funny when that happens, it's an avoidable tragedy. I lost a former class mate from way back in a car accident. Don't know if the driver was drunk or not, but I heard the passengers might have been and the car ended up upsidedown. It's close enough to drunk driving to make me understand how dangerous DUI is, especially after reading what his family was going through.

[@TheRealBullyMaguire]

My condolences

[@Cordray.]

My sister and father both died. So I know how you feel. I’m sorry.

[@gothgirl4evr881]

My husband lost his brother the day after Christmas 13 years ago. He was 32 and had CP and used an electric cart to get around and he was crossing the road at a crosswalk and he was hit and killed by a drunk driver that ran a red light and then tried to flee but the cart was still lodged under the car and he didn't get far. The man that killed him was charged and sentenced to 6 months in jail and was released after only 2 months. It sickens me to see these people get hardly a slap on the wrist when they get a DUI like it's no big deal. My sympathies to other who have lost people do to these idiots that take everyone's life in their hands when they decide to drive drunk

[@skunkrat01]

@@gothgirl4evr881 my God, my uncle died over 50 years ago and the driver got 3 months. I was comforted by the notion that at least people get longer sentences now. But it still happens, and the person who killed your BIL served even less. I am so sorry for your loss and your husband's loss. Idk if this makes a difference but I live in Australia for context about sentencing discrepancies.

[@ViewtifulGene]

I love how she went from saying "I only had one cocktail and it was 4% alcohol" to "I DIDN'T DRINK ANYTHING".

[@e-money5085]

"I haven't had a drink since 6 pm..." she doesn't even know when 6 pm was 😂

[@decorumlopez9147]

Just 4% octane yass, obviously.

[@tatiana4050]

Well it appears its well past midnight.

[@paranoidgenius9164]

Love watching these DUIs & hearing their lies, excuses & behaviours. It greatly increases your knowledge on human behaviour in situations & I love it!

[@BUBB.L3S]

Wdym??? Obviously she didn’t drink anything :/ obviously, since the drink has only 4% alcohol it’s obvious that it’s basically nothing so obviously she didn’t drink anything 😒 (obviously)

[@user60521123]

It’s not terribly smart to stick half your body in the sunroof of a half flipped-over car, but that behavior fits from the person that just flipped it and doesn’t know how it happened.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@SMCwasTaken]

Pokemon Gen 3 has the best Music, stay mad Gen 5 fanboys

[@abdulazeem999]

@@p-__ wha--

[@feraltaco4783]

Coz alcohol consumption leads to brilliant choices. 🤣

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@p-__aw. It's adorable how delusional you are.

[@hudsonhollow]

Ron White; "They told me I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability."

[@TheIantoJones]

“Drunk in Public? I was drunk in a BAR, you threw me into public! … I didn’t know how many of them it would take to kick my @$$, but I knew how many they were going to use

[@grimy_gremlin]

beautiful timing

[@TradBarbie]

Here's her sign.

[@tiffanygreen7115]

😂😂😂

[@Jordys_Cursed_Camera]

She must've drank the strongest cocktail ever made. If she's a lawyer then I'm a rocket scientist. Don't drink and drive kids.

[@skunkrat01]

I'm a rocket lawyer and even I don't understand how she thought she was just gonna keep going about her night.

[@sohailahaithem2424]

​@@skunkrat01 I didn't know rockets have lawyers.. huh.. you learn something new everyday I guess

[@skunkrat01]

@@sohailahaithem2424 no no, you misunderstand. I am a rocket who is also a lawyer

[@sohailahaithem2424]

@@skunkrat01 ohhhh yeah i see that makes alot more sense, thanks for the clarification!!

[@smalltime0]

@@sohailahaithem2424 Ignoring that the commenter is clearly a rocket; In the US, cases can be held as 'In Rem' where a civil or even criminal case is against an asset, rather than a person. It harkens back to admiralty law within common law, for you know, dealing with foreign vessels. And the US took that football and went with it.

[@raglandj1]

Imagine you’re minding your own business on the street at night, there’s no one else on the road, and you see a whole car on the street sitting on its side.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@KNR90]

I came home from work once to find a car completely upside down in the middle of the road. The driver actually whined and asked why she was getting a ticket (only a minor one). Her car was totaled (A pillar caved in) and a jeep had a broken axle.

[@SarahLovesBoobahandErEr]

Ready for some random complaining? A drunk driver completely totaled a car of mine parked on the street in front of my apt in the middle of the night WAY back in 2008. That was quite the surprise. It was especially exciting because I wasn’t aware of what had happened overnight so when I left the apt to go to work I thought my car had been stolen. The lazy cops never went after the guy even when my neighbor screamed at one of them that the idiot was right up the street. They eventually found the vehicle but couldn’t connect it with anyone…I just felt like rambling. I hate drunk drivers. It may not have been a drunk driver. It could’ve been some asshole in a stolen vehicle. We will never know. My neighbor did try to wake me up that night by ringing my doorbell but I never heard it because I sleep with earplugs. That car was the ONLY car I purchased from a dealership and made payments on. I had it for a year and a half. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Wingading1]

Unfortunately we live in an idiocracy society that she's probably not just a judge but will be president in 4 years for her tiktok woman power of not doing what a male cop says

[@TheCottonCandyQueen]

I’d just look around and see if there were like any superheroes in the area just due to the fact that NO NORMAL HUMAN CAN DO THAT???

[@protagiswatching]

"you assumed i was operating my vehicle" girl u got out of the car like a rodent getting caught scavenging out of the trash what r they supposed to assume 😭

[@ThePrinzessinDerVerurteilung]

I

[@julkap4190]

"I was driving obviously" later "you assumed I was operating my vehicle" Same for drinking. She said that she had a beer and a cocktail. And then she said "you assumed...". She was clearly so drunk she kept forgetting what she said. 😅

[@MackenzieLogan-qz9qo]

This is my top comment lmao

[@overnight_doughnut_fryer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@journalwithrach7611]

You know you’ve said “obviously” too much when the cop asks you “why do you keep saying obviously?” Lol

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@_NeKoChAnP]

She tried to roast the officer saying that but she didn't even know how the accident happened? 😂 Lol I thought she knew everything 😂

[@Cordray.]

@@p-__I see you on SaberSpak’s videos and I see you on Pancho’s videos, now you are on August’s channel?

[@BurgerToucher]

​@@p-__ why do you have over a hundred comments saying how good your farts are

[@justinholtman]

Obviously facts lol

[@AndreaVLopez87]

"let me flip my car in peace"😂

[@carriehazel77]

People expect their Miranda rights to be read at arrest because that's how they do it on TV, which kinda outs her as 'not a lawyer'

[@NoahTempleton-zk2bc]

(I'm probably wrong) don't they only read your Miranda rights when being questioned or taken to jail

[@DokDo1995]

Shes the definition of "The two last braincells fighting over third place"...

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MeatballSandwich]

She is under the arrest 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@leese.23]

L O V E 🤣

[@phyllispalladino6183]

😂😂😂 never heard that one but I’ll be stealing it! Lol

[@sglazekkg6875]

It’s a cute look on my golden retriever (adorable but not the brightest crayon in the box)… not so much on adults driving gigantic murder machines while hammered.

[@roll3886]

She sounds like every stereotypical drunk girl you’d see in a movie or sitcom lol and I like how she kept saying “under the rest”. “Are you going to tell me why I was under the rest?”

[@medikaate]

Right!! I thought she was kidding at first 😅

[@decorumlopez9147]

Her brain went to sleep an hour before them gosh darn coppers tried to give her the rest.

[@lirae666]

Under the rest and they didn't read her the rer-randa rights...

[@shelby5809]

there's a music joke in there somewhere

[@pinklemonade8320]

I thought she was slurring "under the arrest"?

[@user-dg2rb5wf9vv]

Her guardian angel must've been on TIMING for her to come out of there with ZERO SIGNS OF PAIN!!! Besides the brain damage she so clearly has in order to drink and drive.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@Anthrazith]

Her guardian Angel apologized for not making it in time. she was on white whine and xans while she chrashed her car getting her son from soccer practice

[@brad1426]

Actually, the kinda weird thing about drunk driving is that you're far more dangerous to everyone ELSE around you. Some accidents are so bad there's no surviving it, but in cases like this many drunk drivers actually come out unscathed, maybe with a minor bruise or cut because their bodies don't tense up like they would if they were sober, which creates less resistance. It's actually pretty interesting, and now she gets to pay for her mistakes hopefully.

[@feonixrizen4960]

​@@brad1426was about to drop in and say the same. You were much more eloquent than I would have been. Well said, my friend

[@etsunara.]

@@p-__ no, no they're not u liar

[@Jerrym1110]

This woman considers herself to be the smartest one in the room. You know the type, "I have my gal pals and I know sports so the bros are cool with me and can joke around with anyone!" You can see her scheming for the next sentence to get her out of this. She thinks she's running things. It's so cliche. She honestly believes that she is getting out of it.

[@favoritemustard3542]

While that's all true, she also says later that she has no friends who can/would pick her up once she's done at the jail, plus her husband has even fled the state "for work". You can't be sad for someone who sabotages themselves like this, amirite.

[@Jerrym1110]

@@favoritemustard3542 ur

[@ricbelding9307]

I hope she's forced to repeatedly watch this video while she's crafting her defense with a real lawyer.

[@D0ntTickleMe]

It was a dagger to my heart when the officer asked if she had anything to drink & she didn't say "OBVIOUSLY, MY CARS ON ITS SIDE."

[@bkk1996]

Obviously

[@donkeyhobo34]

​@@bkk1996I have a girlfriend so don't hit on me

[@coll4455]

😂

[@William_Afton2002]

Even the officer was asking her why she kept saying the word “obviously” 😂

[@Dragonking-69]

Obviously😒

[@troublesmyname]

Obviously I can flip cars and get away with it 🙄

[@DearWokeChristian]

5:53 "Nothing to drink, huh?" The cop is the hero we need.

[@kbrown1350]

"I haven't drinkin tonight' Okay, but your car is literally on its side in the middle of the road.

[@james8449100]

I took a drink every time she said obviously and now my car is upsidedown too

[@OnBakePlatinum]

Obviously

[@noahpehowic6080]

She's correct that the officers assumed that she was driving under the influence, but they are allowed to do that -- if they have reasonable suspicion that a crime has been committed, they have probable cause to arrest you. Driving while intoxicated is a crime, and they say they smelled alcohol on her and her speech is slurred -- reasonable suspicion that she committed a DUI. She can argue all she wants, but she's been legally arrested and her only option is to argue against their arrest in court -- which she won't, and if she does, she'll be making a very weak defense. All the judge has to do is watch the body cam footage, of which the prosecution would show.

[@Kefka2010]

Yeah, she should've shut up and took her own advice a long time ago.

[@thedraftingax5963]

Fr

[@Luckie_7]

Body cam footage and a decent defender got me out of my case. When you don’t do anything wrong it’ll save your ass just as much as it can incriminate an idiot.

[@gdplayer8768]

Nah, i think she’s innocent. Its so obvious that some mysterious force from the heavens flipped her car over. Obviously 🤪

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@cartererwin9539]

"obviouslyyy"

[@billiejones2635]

@@p-__hi corn dog man

[@Aspen_exists_and_stuff]

Yeah!! The dementors decided to leave Azkaban and flip over cars. Obviously

[@feraltaco4783]

Clearly a Sith Lord had it in for her.

[@WobblesandBean]

"I don't know how my car flipped officer, I must have got one of those flippy cars. I should sue the manufacturer."

[@qty1315]

"I, like, don't know how my officer flipped, car."

[@redbirb]

@@qty1315 brain my curse for correcting this automatically

[@sctkarter1111]

Like the Samsung washing machines a while back 😂

[@heathertdaniels]

She’s the making of an excellent ex-wife. And a lawyer? Yeah right. Maybe a semester of criminal justice.

[@jwc_1986]

Lawyers get drunk and drive, too. That attempt at cross-examination in the back of the police car tells me she's been in a courtroom. I assume she was sober during that, though.

[@stephaniewright5909]

She's a State Farm Agent....

[@leelarson107]

@@stephaniewright5909 Or an agent for American Family. Or for Allstate. That's The Unholy Trinity right there.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Not seen in this video: she says many times how her husband lives out of state _for work_ - she overly emphasises that last part every time. So you may be onto something 😂

[@raymondlin8728]

Obviously, she saw a deer, swerved, hit an ice patch, and the car flipped by itself obviously. You know, how those small Japanese cars obviously, have high center of gravity obviously.

[@jennifertaylor4194]

Ice patch! Hmm. It WAS December... mystery solved!

[@OnBakePlatinum]

Kia is Korean

[@cwill2127]

@@OnBakePlatinumobviously her Kia is Japanese though, obviously

[@matthewmitchell3253]

“Under the arrest” is my new favorite term

[@JaredHyder420]

Juicy❤

[@greyson3421]

I knew 3 different people in High School, who ended up flipping their SUVs over, while driving drunk. All 3 were rich white kids, and they laughed and bragged about their “accident”. NONE of them were even given a ticket, and their rich parents ended up getting them new cars, afterwards. I’m not trying to bring race/stereotypes into the convo, but those were the facts. Meanwhile, I was working 40 hrs a week as a dishwasher, earning $7.25 an hour and fantasizing about owning a Jeep like the ones they ruined. It took me 3 years to save enough $ to buy one of my own. I finally bought the Jeep I wanted shortly after I graduated. That car meant so much to me, and I couldn’t believe they bragged about driving drunk, wrecking their cars, and then getting a brand new one, as if it were a toy.

[@p-__]

my farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@jstandards766]

Oh damn....you're poor! Poor you! Here's the dime of sympathy you wanted

[@tryme9740]

​@@jstandards766I like how the message flew over your head. They just said most people usually the rich and spoiled could drunk drive and flip their vechiles and don't get tickets or jail.

[@greyson3421]

@@jstandards766 Sympathy? I worked hard for my car, and I’m proud of that. I’m not poor, sure as hell not rich, but I am my own man. Everything I own, I earned it, and did not ask anyone to purchase it for me. I may not own much, but everything I own is something I’m proud of, because I earned it with honest hard work. Keep your dime 😊

[@greyson3421]

@@p-__ That’s a very bold statement. I hope you can prove it to August, or he’ll come for you! 😈

[@Carlossanchez-ko5wq]

Took a shot every time Rachel said obviously 😂 im drunk as frick

[@jaywarudo]

you're dead my guy

[@RomancefulVampire]

Rest in peace 😢

[@chickenlittleconspiracys5864]

Go drive lamo

[@Carlossanchez-ko5wq]

@@chickenlittleconspiracys5864 never 😂 im not rachel

[@ThatMicrowavedToast11]

​@@Carlossanchez-ko5wqur "obviously" not rachel.

[@williamponce5907]

She's a cowboys fan, a lawyer, and a demolition derby driver. Clearly she's innocent

[@caseybernier8944]

Lady, you're definitely not a lawyer.

[@ashen_rainbows]

Everytime she says obviously i lose a brain cell

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@Handle70770]

“….ObViOuSly…” ╰(　ﾟдﾟ)╯

[@ItsSkiido]

The first human to not have brain but still function, a scientific breakthrough that will go down in history.

[@ashen_rainbows]

@@ItsSkiido indeed truly a marvelous discovery

[@bexproctor360]

Yes me aswel

[@linux4me28]

I love how people misunderstand reading your rights is mandatory when being arrested. The only time they need to read you your rights is when they interrogate.

[@vikkilooper4075]

It's that people don't pay attention to law changes. It used to be mandatory but the SC changed that. Not sure when but it's been a long time tho

[@eggshapedisraelioperative6317]

The way you’ve worded it makes it sounds like you only need to be read them when you’re sitting in an interrogation room. At any point after you have been arrested, if a police officer questions you in any way _without_ being mirandised, the answers to those questions are inadmissible evidence. This includes any questions the officer asks you between the scene of arrest and wherever you are being taken

[@breakerillusion9115]

You sound like someone who never been arrested…. I’ve been arrested and yes they say the mandatory rights, without a situation of interrogation

[@linux4me28]

@@eggshapedisraelioperative6317 no I didn't word it wrong. You don't understand police are allowed to ask questions that don't require your rights being read. That's why you as a US citizen need to STFU at all times. Police are not your friends. And Legal Eagle and Rivers have explained this many times. So I'm not a lawyer but they are and I believe them over you. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

[@vikkilooper4075]

@breakerillusion9115 Not anymore they don't, and I've been arrested (been awhile, tho). They can book you into jail and don't have to read your rights until you arrive there and you're going through the process.

[@Mahkloompah]

They didnt assume she was driving, or that she had drinks, she quite literally said it to the male officer that she was driving and she had a cocktail

[@gigaacademia9313]

That cop was being so friendly and nice

[@kino9356]

Obviouslyyyyyy 🙄

[@royjones8312]

I love that she says “Under THE arrest”, realizes she misspoke but that it still more or less makes sense so repeated it the exact same way lol.

[@epiclionsault92]

Considering she's a Dallas Cowboys fan, she's probably this delusional when she's sober as well

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@spjunkies]

Obviously

[@OrangeLefty4]

😭😭😭 Ok but you didn’t have to disrespect the Cowboys fans like that 😭😭😭

[@zoefoley6818]

@@OrangeLefty4They’re logo is their rating, one star

[@albuquerquehotspot7835]

@@zoefoley6818their

[@IBuyWallHX]

My favorite quote from the cat in the hat "your not just wrong, your stupid" I think this describes this lady perfectly

[@yamnjam]

"Just let me flip my car in peace". 😂 Behold August in his natural habitat! The commentary on Rachel the inebriated tater tot made my day. These are the kinds of videos I love watching you parse.

[@skunkrat01]

"Inebriated tator tot" just became my favourite insult of all time. Even for stone cold sober people

[@arihopkins2756]

The thing that always gets me is how drunk drivers ever RARELY get hurt because they are unable to react to the accident. They are literal rag dolls going against someone that actually is reacting and not under the influence.

[@Sirlance3000]

I love how the officer says "why do you keep saying obviously?"

[@Oceaneyes-eh6vs]

She's OBVIOUSLY very self entitled, condescending and rude. "because that's the way that the car was facing." This is one DUI arrest that I'm happy to see. She's rediculous.

[@Fentoris]

Agreed im appalled by todays society

[@pinklemonade8320]

​@@Fentoristoday's society? DUI used to be legal

[@beardedcat9744]

Well OBVIOUSLY August, she’s innocent and her car flipped by itself OBVIOUSLY! How dare you OBVIOUSLY point the finger at Racheal because OBVIOUSLY she did nothing wrong, OBVIOUSLY!

[@jwenting]

yes, obviously she's obviously innocent because obviously nobody would flip their car in such an obvious manner and therefore obviously she was just checking out the obviously weird scene to make sure there were no obviously dangerous situations or obvious injuries in the car.

[@madmichm.6455]

lol!!

[@andyk192]

I cannot express enough how much I love that you are doing body cam content. I love watching those and it's just better watching them with your commentary.

[@MamaRebelle]

Agree 👍

[@DeadlyRivfader]

I love these "im a lawyer" people because I as a Swede always seem to know more about the laws and arresting procedures in the US than the so called "lawyers".

[@losonsrenoster]

It is extremely dangerous going through the sunroof, that car is unstable, just waiting for a little nudge to roll over on its roof, with the also-unstable party crushed underneath.

[@supreme-ss777]

I just came here to dispense my not-so-daily wisdom: Everyone, regardless of gender, sexual orientation, profession, or social status, is required to follow the laws placed in front of them. Nobody is and should be exempt just because of their position on the so-called hierarchy of the world.

[@Fwogy_boi]

Ngl good wisdom like to see the next one

[@brennerwhipple2323]

agreed, basic logic, something that people like rachel don't get.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@jablanbukvovski]

"Nobody is (and should be) exempt just because of their position on the so-called hierarchy of the world" ☠

[@SMCwasTaken]

Gen 3 has the best music stay mad Gen 5 fanboya

[@valentinechoco6917]

I think the most amusing part is how casual sounding most of the conversations sounds like while there's a car flipped on its side just sitting next to them

[@emmersthegreat]

"I don't know the brand name, but I know it was 4% alcohol" had me dying 🤣

[@Araknis_Slade]

It seems pretty obvious to me that a sentient teleporting car just appeared in front of her yelling "THINK FAST!" but because she's drunk she couldn't and, well, here we are.

[@Punkrockpenguin2]

He's asking these basic questions because she's drunk and doesn't want to confuse her and she's just like "dude obviously you know what's going on" lol

[@Sar-ahG]

She didn’t get hurt because she’s so out of it and her body just went with the flow…

[@pauljoseph3081]

*Just leave that strong, independent women alone with the flipped car on the road!*

[@kenyagorl]

Lol hilarious

[@Wingading1]

I know right she was strong and did not surrender to the male cops bigot ways. She showed courage and empowerment....P.S tell her to close her chlamydia clam and give the lads a blowie oiyoiiiiiii

[@randomlyswatching9481]

*real strong independent women are Smart too 😊, not dum dums*

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

@@randomlyswatching9481 The single motherhood rate would disagree.

[@christopherporter2459]

#FreeRachel

[@Sar-ahG]

He was very nice to try to warn her that she doesn’t need to talk…

[@jwenting]

he obviously knew that she wasn't going to shut up

[@zoefoley6818]

@@jwentingObviouslyyyy

[@deborahchandler1815]

One cocktail and 15 beers.

[@dasmegacool]

This is the 3rd video from different KZbinrs covering her. Please don’t stop. I’ll watch them all. OBVIOUSLY.

[@summerrose8110]

0:55- Driving drunk, she's both an idiot and possible killer of herself and others. 8:18- How cute she actually thinks she's in a negotiation position with the cop after committing a crime. Wow. 10:53- She may have been lying about being a lawyer, but if she was one ironic how she studied law and still broke it.

[@albar-p4r]

In your comment you sound like lawyers do not break the law... That's not how going to college operates... Think of a doctor getting sick.. Not very smart just considering you number your points I expected a little better thinking than average but..

[@pinklemonade8320]

​​@alvarobarahona4896 He said that a lawyer breaking the law is ironic, not that it's impossible. A doctor with poor health would be ironic. Not very smart just considering your correction of a comment I expected a little better thinking than average but...

[@DulcetNuance]

Even if she was sober did she think the family was just gonna not press charges or get her insurance info? No matter what it's financial loss as a consequence at the very least. Ofc, now it's that and a license suspension.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@timebmber]

@@p-__ yet nobody gives a shit

[@bexproctor360]

I doubt she was thinking that rationally

[@yamnjam]

My brother's parked car was hit by a drunk driver. I went outside and the guy took off on foot, no insurance. Then a year later another guy (this one was stoned) hit the same car. He stayed, but also didn't have insurance. I told my brother not to give him his insurance info since there's literally zero chance it was my brother's fault. He did it anyway and wouldn't ya know, the dude tries to file a claim! I already knew people *lie* after wrecks, even when it's obviously their fault. I am not surprised Rachel tried to blame the parked car.

[@rM-xk9ob]

I do hope he took him to court.

[@michaelmccarthy4077]

"you assumed I was driving my car" no, you told the other officer that you were driving

[@1988dgs]

And she confirmed no-one else was in the car

[@richardjames9091]

She does know she was drunk and driving too fast but she has that insufferable personality trait were she is always right and a perfect human who is superior to the rest of us.

[@gnashsang]

It’s like a Richard Pryor joke. “How did your car end up flipped over?” “I don’t know, I was just driving down the road speeding, but not really speeding, just kind of speeding like I’m not supposed to be speeding, and it just rolled over”

[@studioGIMMICK]

If I had a shot for everytime she said obviously I would die of alcohol poisoning

[@No-Name-f8p]

Good one! 😂

[@zoefoley6818]

Obviously

[@colibri3949]

Be careful not to drive after that, you might flip your car over

[@VerchielxKanda]

The angry clicking on the laptop from the officer. I ABSOLUTELY feel that. XD

[@TheCommanderTaco]

"I think I made it clear I won't answer any more questions" Me: hope you enjoy spending the night in the slammer since you are refusing to cooperate. "You assumed I am under the influence". No your breath and slurred speech are evidence enough, especially since you don't want us to conduct any tests that can validate your innocence if you truly are.

[@vcat8136]

OMG! “No, no ‘I’ will tell you what’s going on from now..” Wow. The arrogance of this woman!

[@albertmotbey1128]

August, come on now, it's not safe to make games out of your videos, especially when I live in Australia and i turn them into drinking games. Drunk at 10am wasn't what I had on my agenda today haha

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@bexproctor360]

Lol I did it with voddie tonic shots !

[@KingHani-ot7kj]

Who are you?@@p-__

[@TheHeroWTF]

​@KingHani-ot7kj it's a bot, just ignore it.

[@KingHani-ot7kj]

Can’t be, this person has videos on his channel@@TheHeroWTF

[@Doggie-wl5et]

"how did you crash ur car?" "i .......don't know"

[@ThatMicrowavedToast11]

The amount of alcohol in her system was too much that the car tipped over lol

[@markevans5674]

She "doesn't know" how the car she was driving ended up on it's side !!! LOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamskippy]

👮🏼‍♂️ This is your car? 🥃🗯️ *This is my **_vehicle,_** yes.* 👤💭 I wonder if she _also thinks_ she was *not **_driving_** it* she was just *_TRAVELING_* in it… 🤔

[@buzztrucker]

Her name is Rachel Patrow. She worked in Eau Claire, WI as a State Farm Insurance Agent.

[@kingsKayden]

Love how the cop mumbles “why you keep saying obviously?”

[@katcalico9142]

Okay here is the thing, it is 2023. We have Uber, we have Lyft. You do not need to drive. If you can afford to get drunk you can afford a rideshare.

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

What's even funnier is if you are capable of getting the vehicle back on its wheels from the position it's on, it'll land exactly on the left side of the road, which clearly means she swerved into the wrong side of the road. I mean, obviously.

[@jackbotman]

A conversation between her and someone that uses "literally" and one that uses "basically" every 2 seconds. My word :D

[@teajayyyy]

She’s a lawyer and talks to cops. She clearly isn’t a lawyer.

[@toker__]

Lmao, I haven't dranken tonight. That's the perfect defense

[@sumrose7972]

Correct?? Obviously.

[@nicolamcauley330]

Classic example of a Sovereign Citizen in so many ways 🤦‍♀️ hopefully she loses her license if she had one

[@ashleighmaggard9769]

I LOVE how much August posts. We are truly blessed as subscribers.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@ashleighmaggard9769]

@@p-__ noted 👍🏼

[@Sar-ahG]

Still never enough

[@eshuorishas9987]

13:45 close, but no. That would be a “spontaneous utterance” under the law. If the officer asked a question and THEN the suspect said something, then it could be thrown out.

[@georgannebeck1293]

“She blinked and woopsies” I was lmao! Dude you’re too funny!

[@GonzoStudioz]

She’s so drunk I can smell the alcohol from this side of the screen 💀

[@annieworroll4373]

Does she remember the part where the cop reaffirmed her right to keep quiet?

[@lizek3515]

Idk why the 4% cocktail killed me, but 4% alcoholic content is like a light beer girl it ain’t a cocktail 💀

[@andrewbochicchio2232]

What is worse about the whole scenario is this lady flipped her car on the side and she sees nothing wrong with that

[@JackofFools1]

The second police walking over and saying “hi mam” when she did was hilarious for some reason

[@oanadhelft7771]

I really don't understand how people can think/talk/act like that

[@p-__]

My farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@devadatta0]

Bro watched an entire 15min video in 2 min💀

[@JustanotherRandomIdiot]

Alcohol

[@WobblesandBean]

Entitlement is a hell of a drug.

[@wretchedforever]

She obviously escaped her group home and went on a joyride.

[@timothyrichardson1062]

That's when you disappear and report your car stolen or at least come back when you're sober.

[@sejongunniespistol]

You're doing so well duckie boi. And im so happy for it your truly a gem

[@rhianabrooke]

This is the type of case I'd love to see play out in court. Just to see her realize she is screwed.

[@CandyCane2004]

I can’t remember from where but I remember hearing from someone online that alcohol is like a truth serum. It doesn’t make you act and do things you wouldn’t otherwise do, you wanted to act and do those things, alcohol just drops those inhibitions. People are in their most genuine awful selves when they’re under the influence

[@Dystopikachu]

100% true. When somebody tells you "it's like I become a different person when I drink/do drugs" you know you're talking to an individual who is highly resistant to personal responsibility and is unlikely to change.

[@MariAsherahRose]

The saying is "in vino veritas."

[@p-__]

my farts are better than August’s farts 💨

[@silverserpent420]

Borrachos nunca mienten 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[@Sar-ahG]

Drunk minds speak sober thoughts

[@sandraguerfi7599]

This is obviously a case of flying squirrels nibbling on her wires and then deciding to hijack her so they could drive to Burger King for a midnight snack. Stupid squirrels and their barrel rolls. 😞

[@unknown81000]

The fact that she's a lawyer, I am now TERRIFIED of the world

[@jwenting]

obviously.

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

@@jwenting but at the end of the day. she will not only lose the case, but also her job

[@oblivionspartan]

Working for the courts, I learned pretty quickly that most attorneys are rich idiots.

[@pinklemonade8320]

The only person who has ever committed a crime towards me (physical assault) was supposedly a lawyer. I say supposedly because it's hard to believe. A few people corroborated it, but maybe they were just using the word to refer to any law office position

[@Music_Iz_life]

Very very easy to get into a bad law school

[@laraseitz3694]

I hate it when people interrupt and think we need a play by play. I think most of us are intelligent enough to know what is going on.

[@Absolute_melon_0]

She said obviously so many times that it doesn’t sound like a real word anymore

[@mpldr_]

"It looks like you might have crashed your car" has some serious "Oi mate, yer cant park there" vibes