When I’m bored on long commutes I bust out my best Saffron Olive voice and describe the traffic and nonsense happening around me. Usually always makes me grin
@erichluepke8559 ай бұрын
Wow, that pickup truck must be running some kind of new lane changing tech
@r4v4g3r9 ай бұрын
PUURRAWWWW--bably better known as saffron oooooooolive
@itze_9 ай бұрын
You got that tism?
@Death_by_Tech9 ай бұрын
Heeeelllo hello hellooo
@Kryptnyt9 ай бұрын
I'm sure people looking at you in your car think you're singing along to music and not... narrating to yourself...
@dariocampanella79929 ай бұрын
"my dog is digging through the traaaash" was the best sentence in this podcast 😂
@thejedibug6989 ай бұрын
Crim describing my worst nightmare in the first 2 minutes is wild.
@TenTailedSasuke9 ай бұрын
The one piece thing interested me so I watched a video of a guy discussing it in more detail. Apparently, the reason it started so late is because a large group was supposed to have 2 rounds of buys, and they just didnt get them. So the organizers had to figure out who all got buys and then re-pair the whole tournament.
@trevoris189 ай бұрын
I can see casting intrude on the mind on your opponents end step and splitting the piles into 5 and 0 coming up when your opponent is low on life. A 5/5 flyer with fake haste is a pretty real threat.
@isaabd13349 ай бұрын
For 5 mana thought...
@atk99899 ай бұрын
@@isaabd1334draw go is a deck style. Not every deck tries to play on your own turn the whole game.
@SilverAlex929 ай бұрын
@@isaabd1334 The key is playing it on a deck that already wants to keep mana open. *Cough couhg * wandering emperor, counters, and removal *Cough Cough*.... Weird, I had a coughing bit on written text. What a funny thing.
@Rancidtunip9 ай бұрын
A extra bonus of long goodbye, it also hits all creature lands (in creature form) in those counter decks as well.
@baconsir11599 ай бұрын
“It’s the most useless body you’ve ever seen” > 1/2 Flyer for 2
@bensteinhauser7848 ай бұрын
STORM CROWWW
@jewpcabra6669 ай бұрын
coming straight from aspiringspikes powerpoint to this is such an interesting move. Love this content and excited to see this set come to fruition.
@davidbain76299 ай бұрын
I love how "power creep" is also reprinting a card from 15 years ago. 21:42
@BobardeZanzibar9 ай бұрын
White's getting a lot of strong cards this set. I've been trying to make Narset exile/tokens work for a while now and this lightning helix is very exciting. The biggest problems were reach and the painful mana base and this offsets both abd being able to recur it will be huge in increasing its consistency.
@natejablonski9 ай бұрын
I hope Crim knows that there is actually a card called Universal Solvent. It's an artifact from Kaladesh block. It's not good, but it exists.
@bensteinhauser7848 ай бұрын
Kills Emrakul, absolutely broken.
@Metroid234569 ай бұрын
100% with Richard on the topic of "dying to doomblade" is not a good argument anymore. Every threat at every point in the curve is a must kill in 2024, and your opponent is inevitably going to run out of removal spells. So they need to either deploy their own threats to stay alive, or they die to the threat that sticks.
@imaginarymatter9 ай бұрын
I want to run Pick Your Poison in Commander just for the one game where you go last and all three of your opponents play the turn one soul ring.
@TeaHauss9 ай бұрын
You must take a pic for the achievement, i need to see this go viral
@Kryptnyt9 ай бұрын
I love the art on No More Lies, it looks like he's powerwashing gunk away with his azorius magic
@vulcanh2549 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure they play Strict Proctor over Hushbringer because 1/3 blocks Ragavan. It doesn't have to be more complicated than that sometimes haha.
@VikingBaymax9 ай бұрын
The thrull against any orcish bowmasters or one ring is just super good.
@thomaswren85089 ай бұрын
I have an esper celestial toymaker deck that plays everything that says pile and people do not know how to choose piles
@starchaser60249 ай бұрын
27:26 strict Proctor effects permanents and hush bringer effects creatures only
@Shane167849 ай бұрын
The Long Goodbye can kill Haughty! That is literally the best part
@Phoenix5121009 ай бұрын
Crim talking about winning is a punishment reminds me of the South Park episode where the kids kept trying to lose the Little League playoffs to have an actual summer. They kept winning because their opponents managed to outlose them better than they could
@stephensilverstein48559 ай бұрын
Unyielding Gatekeeper both pitching to and flickering solitude is also good and left unmentioned. also feels like solitude is one of the most underplayed cards in modern.
@glitchyikes9 ай бұрын
instead of commander clash, i want to see goldfish crew doing a modern and/or pioneer and/or standard league of sorts.
@SoftyMage9 ай бұрын
Added to my mtg playlist to possibly relisten after set comes out. Decklists are definitely brewing.
@SilverAlex929 ай бұрын
'My opponent had the sickest turn, and I was like "thanks god, sweet release, I can finally leave" ' Hahahahahahah, poor Crim, that tournament experience sounds awful.
@Skylersuzy9 ай бұрын
[[Doorkeeper Thrull]] I'm super excited to build an against the odds style torpor orb deck with this card.
@dinkerbob56619 ай бұрын
Intrude on the Mind also being a 5/5 flash flyer could be big for any deck that can use their graveyard!
@thatguyinyellow29509 ай бұрын
Strict Proctor stopped all permanents ETBs so it stops the one ring ETB. Doorkeeper will probably replace it unless there is a land or enchantment ETB that I am forgetting about.
@Dunhilina9 ай бұрын
How does Proctor work with Urzas Saga?
@thordagreat9 ай бұрын
@@Dunhilinathe lore counters are not etb triggers. They go onto the saga as it etbs, not when it etbs.
@natejablonski9 ай бұрын
Although Amulet is the thing that triggers, it triggers when lands ETB, so Strict Proctor technically has more text there. Not sure if it's worth it in that matchup because it'll probably only buy one turn, but it's technically better than the thrull. In terms of enchantments, it's probably just Leyline Binding, although that is a good one.
@ther3aper5619 ай бұрын
Azorius may be really good in standard. The elephant is easy creature removal at instant speed so you don't even have to worry about Cavern of Souls. And of course the mana leak Plus in a full on draw go control deck, with intrude and emperor you're already leaving mana up for everything Long Goodbye is sick though
@MrMartinSchou9 ай бұрын
Doorkeeper Thrull into Phyrexian Dreadnaught seems like a fun turn 2. Not standard legal though.
@shadowisp9 ай бұрын
I love that richard rates cards on a scale of tarmogoyf.
@ManrielXiii9 ай бұрын
Doorkeeper thrull seems interesting with evoke cards from both players.
@metaljeffx9 ай бұрын
I remember when masticore dominated formats :(
@fernandopimenton9 ай бұрын
23:30 "lightning helix is pretty much cryptic command" -crim
@jarvvoitlus94589 ай бұрын
rare seth pronouncing Eladrami's Call better than the rest of the crew moment
@jackpabich7639 ай бұрын
Doorkeeper Thrull could probbaly see play in the Esper Raffine decks because flash/flying is great in the deck
@jamespatterson56449 ай бұрын
my first thought for Break out was Death Shadow
@jarvvoitlus94589 ай бұрын
My sleeper pick for the set is Push//Pull in Standard
@BobardeZanzibar9 ай бұрын
Unyielding gatekeeper also comboes with snapcaster.
@pistolpete74229 ай бұрын
Esper control splashing the Bant Triome to run 2 Atraxa
@aydjent9 ай бұрын
I know it isn't the point of this content, but archdruid's charm is goated in high power and low color green commander decks. Excited to use it in selvala
@dylanthomas23939 ай бұрын
Fwiw Id definitely listen to the One Piece podcast if Crim if ever did one lol
@BoringMulberry9 ай бұрын
I am surprised you guys didn’t mention Leyline of the Guildpact in this segment?
@danielsniff64059 ай бұрын
It is certainly a meme, to be sure
@Hylianlink510479 ай бұрын
Question on how disguise works. I know it doesn't use the stack, but does the stack need to be empty in order to activate disguise? Or could you play unyielding gatekeeper in disguise, then if they target the creature, the ward goes on the stack, they pay the ward, and in response you pay the disguise in order to use its turning face up ability before it dies.
@amithemuffinman9 ай бұрын
For the stack to be empty, it would worded activate only as a sorcery, or only during your turn or whatever. You can slip it face up as a special action at any time. So in response to your opponent paying the ward, free game!!
@tinyguy83269 ай бұрын
Did he say most cards are hating on control?!??!?! In this standard meta?!?!? Sorry my opponent is still removing creatures from the last game I lost. I must not have heard him correctly. Lmao
@dontmisunderstand60419 ай бұрын
Crim is thinking about the game at my speed here... I never want to say "no" to my opponents, because I want to give them the option to misplay. Light stax and taxation is way better than pure denial, because you're constantly presenting the opponent opportunities to throw the game. Counterspell doesn't let the opponent misplay. This exact concept is why Ward is actually stronger than Hexproof.
@crayyonnyadrav40559 ай бұрын
My real question is why Archdruids Charms Tutor Ability is not 2 Abilities. Search for a Land as one option or for a creature as the other option with an exile an artifact or enchantment seems still super strong.
@danielsniff64059 ай бұрын
Because I want that +1/+1 counter synergy tooooooooo
@raccoonhatcity76279 ай бұрын
Man, i wanna smoke Richard in some mvc2.
@kylejohnson46629 ай бұрын
I agree with Richard about the thrull. What deck actually wants this? Tempo? By the time it’s relevant against the Domain Ramp decks, aren’t you loosing anyway? Cool you stopped my Atraxa trigger but you played a 2-mana 1/2 flyer. I’ve got a 7-mana 7/7 flyer with a bunch of other keywords. Against the other decks what are you hating out? Graveyard Trespasser? Deep-Cavern Bat? Loran? Seems kinda unimpressive to me. How about control? Does control want a 1/2 flyer? Probably not. There are better cards to be running than this thrull, even from the sideboard it seems unimpressive. In cEDH, however, I could see it being meaningful. Some Stax builds already play Hushbringer and Strict Proctor to deal with Th’Oracle and other powerful ETB’s.
@lesternomo65789 ай бұрын
richard at 29:30 coming at every deck ever with strong sideboard cards
@vulcanh2549 ай бұрын
I don't think Long Goodbye is that great in standard because the removal that only hits 3cmc or less needs to be 1 mana. Your 2 mana removal spell needs to be able to answer Sheoldred or a 5-6 drop otherwise it's really awkward. This is specifically a standard issue though. It's better in pioneer and modern.
@Epicgaming19909 ай бұрын
Hey Mr full tilt into standard will you be playing the standard event at Chicago
@matiasc0039 ай бұрын
Talked a lot about modern and green decks and never mention Titan, one of the best decks since forever.
@lordofinsanity66159 ай бұрын
I cant wait to get some Slimes Against Humanity!
@Alessandro-mg9oh9 ай бұрын
I just love this podcast man
@DotDeck9 ай бұрын
One piece locals went smooth this weekend lol
@TheJamesTheory9 ай бұрын
boys! you forgot to put recomended videos at the end screen!
@jinxx95159 ай бұрын
The problem with no more lies, if it gets popular enough... cavern of sould will completely take over.
@allpissedup2299 ай бұрын
Cavern of Souls hasn't completely taken over already? haha
@JaxonUm9 ай бұрын
Good luck beating the 7/7 vigilance lifelink in your aggro deck lmao
@delathenleso57939 ай бұрын
Richard: if you like Unyielding Gatekeeper, you're going to love Touch the Spirit Realm. It's 90% of the card for 60% of the cost.
@paradoxlegionarre26199 ай бұрын
What I didn't know crim was a Sacramento Kings fan..anyone know if he's originally from Sac?
@Mocciajr9 ай бұрын
long goodbye is great hoser for merfolk in modern
@andrewgolubiewski34639 ай бұрын
Hot take: disguise should have cost 2 mana. A 2 mana 2/2 with upside in 2024 magic is a dime a dozen. I think it's going to be difficult to play 2 mana 2/2s for 3 even with the flip up effect.
@scottcampbell95159 ай бұрын
Episode number 469? Nice.
@nosyamthegreat87689 ай бұрын
I feel like intrude on the mind isnt gonna get that much play. Reason?....gut feeling
@VeilsShack9 ай бұрын
56:57 Urza’s Zaza 😶🌫️🤯👹
@Mocciajr9 ай бұрын
archdruid charm goes in wilderness rec
@ketchumall82439 ай бұрын
"Its a 1/2 so it doesnt die to bowmasters" my man Crim, Doorkeeper Thrulls ability says it doesnt die to bowmasters the stats are irrelevant to that point
@-homerow-9 ай бұрын
Finally a rare thrull
@JonReid019 ай бұрын
Crim is so dreamy
@starmanda889 ай бұрын
Agreed. I find him very cute.
@andrewlijoi9 ай бұрын
Collected Individual :D
@cyrillingram38719 ай бұрын
Richard is the owner?? always thought it was seth
@starmanda889 ай бұрын
Nope. Seth is the their content manager.
@Stopbeingcringe39 ай бұрын
Doorkeeper kills hammertime in modern
@CoL_Drake9 ай бұрын
i am pretty sure sheoldred does not die to doomblade xD
@shaneculbertson40559 ай бұрын
Does anybody know if the clue cards are coming to Arena?
@TrostnikRoseau9 ай бұрын
They aren’t
@collinbeal9 ай бұрын
There are five Clue cards coming to Arena: Wrench, Candlestick, Lead Pipe, Knife, and Rope 😂.
@callumreilly91079 ай бұрын
Doorkeeper Thrull doesn't stop the One Ring, it's a cast trigger Edit: I was wrong. Reading the card etc.
@TankP0wnz9 ай бұрын
It's an etb that only trigger IF it was cast. Thrull stops the trigger
@callumreilly91079 ай бұрын
@@TankP0wnz You are right, mb
@brumpbotungus84259 ай бұрын
Bro what is Crim drinking at the beginning x_x
@Ornitier239 ай бұрын
Seth please send Crim some mugs
@kkhello8239 ай бұрын
For the Mr Al. Gorithem
@nonesocruel9 ай бұрын
Yess battle rage and thud
@jordan8539 ай бұрын
Nice.
@miraich.46049 ай бұрын
NICE
@stormycat09059 ай бұрын
Sadly these cards aren't good enough to save modern from Ring and Bowmasters.
@TheSpiritombsableye9 ай бұрын
It's Bandai, they still can't do card games.
@oDMACo9 ай бұрын
I think the MKM cards are being overrated here. In a world where standard has cards that are timeless good, this set won't even make a ripple. All the 4 drops aren't as good as the only 4 that see play (sheoldred, wandering emperor, ertai, invasion of xendicar) Disguise is too slow in a format where everything needs to be 1 or 2 mana. Even the best counter spell "no more lies" is coming into a format with cavern of souls. I'm glad players are hyped about the set but worried for the disappointment in a few weeks.
@delathenleso57939 ай бұрын
Richard doesn't know what he's talking about, news at 11
@middleofnowhereradio9 ай бұрын
Try to avoid talking over each other so much. Some runs turn into a conversational congealed train wreck of non-coherent audio. Now days many podcasts are guilty of this, it's important to recognize as you continue to grow. All the best.
@garettallen49639 ай бұрын
Why does black just keep getting more and more support in standard? It does not need anything more
@starmanda889 ай бұрын
Should they just not print black cards? What do you want them to do? Also, keep in mind they cancelled rotation so the broken cards feel extra egregious IMO.
@garettallen49639 ай бұрын
@@starmanda88 maybe just stop giving it all of the power. Give other colors a chance, I don't play green but it would be nice to see more in standard. It is basically unplayable.
@starmanda889 ай бұрын
@@garettallen4963 green does need a lot of help. That’s been going on for a long time now.
@opdadad9 ай бұрын
Y u tlk about the same cards... how boring
@tylervanson97559 ай бұрын
Whenever you guys put in Seth I refuse to watch the video. His voice kills me
@starmanda889 ай бұрын
Probably best to find a new channel friend. Seth is their content manager so you’re never escaping him.
@caioo089 ай бұрын
This podcast would be so much better without Richard
@collinbeal9 ай бұрын
Richard has his place. He's the "Straight Man" to Seth's janky fantasies and Crim's exuberant postulations, while also representing the Magic Boomer mentality. He is my least favorite member of the three, but I like the foil he presents to the conversation, even if I don't find him relatable.