The Most ILL-CONCEIVED Buddy Cop Comedy of All Time (Theodore Rex) (ft.

[@RaccoonRevolution]

More like TheoSNORE Rex

[@Tareltonlives]

More like Theodore TRAIN Rex!

[@nomduclavier]

WHY YOU

[@mathieuleader8601]

Theoborous Rex

[@hafaball]

more like, Incest Rex

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Theodork Rex

[@MissAshley42]

I think you two may have broken a Guinness world record: the longest conversation between two people about the film _Theodore Rex._ And if that isn't an official record, it should be.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

It was certainly longer than the conversation between the director and the actors regarding what the fuck they were supposed to be doing.

[@ukchanak]

@@jamstonjulian6947 HAHAHA I love you

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

Yeah I agree

[@whiterabbit75]

I'm sure it beats Siskel and Ebert's conversation for length. Siskel: This sucks! Ebert: No, it blows! Both: Despite being physically impossible, it both sucks and blows simultaneously!

[@Campbellzilla]

I just realized something...Netflix's Bright is exactly the same as Theodore Rex! Think about it! Confused allegory, buddy cop dynamic that makes no sense, and terrible prosthetic work that the film makers linger on because it looks "cool" history truly repeats itself.

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Campbellzilla Dinosaur lives don’t matter today

[@girlinthebasement8169]

Campbellzilla *Lindsay Ellis screams in the distance*

[@Tareltonlives]

Rap Critic's new single: Dinosaur Cop

[@Tareltonlives]

Also: completely meandering script and tone mostly made of pointless action!

[@LOC-Ness]

It's also an expensive Direct-To-Video movie with a 90 million dollar budget, which was a record breaker for Netflix.

[@matthewhennessey5967]

This looks like it could of been a perfect sequel to the Super Mario Bros movie. Humans and dinosaurs would have to learn to co-exist, some humans don't trust dinosaurs, etc. Both movies seem to have that "cyber-junk" feel, where stuff is futuristic, but people live in a garbage dump at the same time.

[@pjdolont9012]

Just so you know, the first 10 seconds of the Movie Nights theme is now the tone we use at the carwash when we page people over the P.A. system. The owner wanted something less abrasive than the default static noises.

[@AllisonPregler]

loooool amazing

[@pjdolont9012]

@@AllisonPregler , you should cover the Dean Stockwell, Columbo episode. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIPGc6V8btlrqdE

[@Dragon-Dad-74868]

"Like -- Someone had to have f**ked a dinosaur and died right?" -- Allison Pregler, 2018

[@VegasLounge]

When I was a kid and we had those Scholastic order forms, occasionally they wouldn't have your book in stock so they would end up with something entirely random. One year I ordered "Julie of the Wolves" and ended up with the official novelization of "Theodore Rex".

[@SodaPopBarbecue]

That is cruel. Julie of the Wolves is awesome.

[@crimsondynamo615]

It’s true what they say, they really will make a novelization out of anything.

[@disparityband]

"Does Whoopi Dream of Electric Paychecks?" was a fuckin A+ joke Phelan! Bring it home!

[@Kolbatsu]

Donald: Sora! It's Sephiroth! Sephiroth: cookies, cookies, cookies, gonna kill Aerith, *snap snap* *makes random noises*

[@GradnLordTad]

Ah, you looked him up before me. How dare you? lol EDIT: So, I didn't finish the video before looking it up and commenting. Now I'm an idiot.

[@rodrolliv]

Disney owns the Muppets now, right? So, Seph vs cookie monster in the next KH is just possible...

[@Tareltonlives]

You know, that would improve Kingdom Hearts

[@Lady_Yuna]

George Newbern nooooo! 😭

[@mastermarkus5307]

Fun fact: In the first Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth was played by Lance Bass for some reason. Why was he even IN Kingdom Hearts? I know FFVII is really popular but Sephiroth is a jarringly dark villain for that series.

[@Nebuchadnezzar31]

This is the king of "who was this made for?" movies.

[@graemesmith6721]

This was clearly made for little kids, as demonstrated by the garish color palette, the fact that Theodore Rex acts like a child with ADHD, the sophomoric humor, the fact that the plot is complete nonsense, and the frantic, relentless noisiness. Constant noise and hyperkinetic activity was pretty much a hallmark of '90s kids' movies, because the producers were afraid that since kids have short attention spans, if there was ever a moment when something wasn't happening, they'd get bored and tune out, so we have to have something happening every second to keep them engaged. Meanwhile, as Alison points out, any adults watching would tune out because it quickly just becomes exhausting to watch.

[@Enigma141]

A dinosaur and baked goods? ... This film adaptation of Yoshi's Cookie is strange.

[@MrRadar]

Hmm... it's a buddy cop movie that forewent a theatrical release, with a contemporary(...ish) urban setting that features sapient fantasy creatures, stars a notable minority actor in the declining portion of their career as the main human character, and has an extremely muddled racism metaphor. So, this is the Bright of the 1990s?

[@dunes8817]

And world-building that raises a whole bunch of unanswered questions.

[@rcct44444]

MrRadar And just like bright This has a cool idea And an interesting world But didn't do much

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

“Dinosaur lives don’t matter today”

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

“American cyborgs are still giving us shit for the Alamo“

[@Tareltonlives]

Yes! And it sucks! Just like Bright!

[@PapaTaurean]

No feathers on the T Rex?!? Suspension of disbelief ruined!!

[@Tareltonlives]

#stillabetterdinosaurthanindominus

[@BraninT]

If there was a Dinosaur civil rights movement, would it have been led by Martin Luthersaurus Rex Jr.?

[@missmoxie9188]

BraninT oh snap

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Malcolm Rex.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@ExtremeMadnessX We didn't land on the asteroid! The asteroid landed on earth and wiped out dinosaurs sixty-five million years ago!

[@mastermarkus5307]

Child abduction plot? Exploding transforming butterflies? Why? Was "dinosaur murder mystery" not an enticing enough concept for these writers?

[@Armaldo468]

For real. I feel like this could have been really awesome if they'd kept it more focused on the "buddy cop with dinosaur" idea and cut out all the bullshit. Especially for someone like myself who adores pretty much all things dinosaurs, this could have been really enjoyable. I'm disappointed by the wasted potential. So often movie creators have interesting premises but completely fuck it all up, and it's so frustrating.

[@whiterabbit75]

Kitchen sink approach.

[@EBTheOriginalMaster]

The dinosaur suits reminds me of Dinosaurs, that early 90s sitcom created by the Jim Henson Creature Shop.

[@Tareltonlives]

I think it's the same team with the effects...if only they had gotten the writers too

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Theory: The Dinosaurs sitcom and Theodore Rex take place in the same universe, hence explaining why the dinosaurs are already evolved and anthropomorphic despite only recently being restored. Hey, it makes more sense than anything the movie actually did.

[@Tareltonlives]

Come to think of it, the cops in the show were grossly incompetent too.

[@wellesradio]

@@Tareltonlives Yup. Same people made them.

[@Tareltonlives]

"Are you trying to bribes us?" "Because we think you should"

[@alexgrant7514]

It'd be cool if they'd done it in a more film noir, dark humor type way, like Avenue Q or HappyTime Murders. Imagine it. Theodore Rex is a a gruff depressed detective sitting at his desk smoking too many cigarettes and wondering if its worth living in this city. No matter how hard he's tried to make a difference to the dinosaur community, the human cops have just kept slapping him down Now he's thinking that all he needs is one last case to make money to bust this joint, and out of nowhere, Whoopi Goldberg walks into his office like a seductress, she walks up to him, takes the cigarrette from his mouth and says "Born ham, that is basically me"

[@wellesradio]

Because Happytime Murders was such a sensation. No, I think they should have gone in the direction of kid-friendly.

[@Wannabe_Baby]

When I clicked on this video, I didn't expect to hear a discussion about the logistics of humans having sex with dinosaurs.

[@Whiskeyklone]

I preferred this channel when it was about BAD movies. This is Whoopi's Philadelphia... in the sense that I haven't seen that one either.

[@rodrolliv]

Days ago, I watched the Puppy Star Xmas video where Theodore Rex is referenced, so I decided to watch this review again... And I did.

[@goufr3540]

This movie could of been so much better if Oro was the scientist. Then he could use SCIIIIEEEENNCCCEEEE and make dinosaurs fly and maybe create them to or something....YEEEE.

[@calamaty9963]

CWDTrixie yes and super crotch duck could provide his narrative throughout the film.

[@Katy133]

I found out years after first watching this film that it's (loosely) based on a detective novel called Anonymous Rex. In the novel, Rex disguises himself as a human.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Not sure how that works.

[@Valzahd]

Which is extra funny cause the Sci-fi channel made a movie more directly based on Anonymous Rex (going by the same title) in 2004.

[@limalepakko6074]

Does he have fake mustache or something

[@Katy133]

@@limalepakko6074 It's like... he has a human skin suit like a Doctor Who villain?? I don't know how exactly it works in the book, lol.

[@gracekim1998]

@@Valzahd whoa

[@dunes8817]

Him being a vegetarian is odd considering the type of dinosaur he's based on.

[@jekblom123]

Thats kind of the joke...

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Theodore is (in his own stupid words) "a recovering carnivore." So I guess meat is like a drug to Dinassholes in this universe? Also I guess he won't just get sick like what would normally happen if you made a creature with a primarily meat-based diet (which was also supposedly cannibalistic) cut it out completely. Look at me trying to find logic in this piece of garbage, pathetic.

[@samcortez420]

They couldn't get triceracop for this one.

[@Tareltonlives]

Triceracop. See, that's a decent title-it's an actual pun!

[@RogueT-Rex8468]

I was honestly offended.

[@wstine79]

At this point, Phelous is wishing he was watching a Dingo animation film instead of this film.

[@culwin]

All these dinosaurs are SO STOOPID

[@gracekim1998]

😂

[@sensibleGamer]

I never saw this as a kid, but would hear about it from time to time and I was always CERTAIN it had to be a joke. Like an extended SNL skit or something that couldn't POSSIBLY actually be a feature length film I wish I never learned the truth

[@ShadowSonic2]

Yeah, apparently the story for Whoopi being in this is that she WAS fine being sued for backing out...but then she saw what happened to Kim Basinger when she refused to do "Boxing Helena" and figured "Rich and ashamed" was better than "Broke and principled".

[@whiterabbit75]

Bold of you to assume Whoopi had principles to begin with.

[@stefanfilipovits21]

I spent half the review thinking “where do I know him from?” Every time the villain came on the screen. I finally recognized him as the red herring in angels & demons.

[@Gloryosky]

That's George Newbern voicing Theodore Rex...which makes me wonder how Whoopi Goldberg could have fared in the DC Animated Universe, where voice direction was more of a priority.

[@TimThomason]

And Bud Cort voiced Toyman in the DCAU, bringing this all around.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I think this movie would make so much more sense if the evil genius guy was either a) a clone of the original genius who made the dinosaurs or b) the grandson or great-grandson of said original genius.

[@scitechian]

"Noah's Ark-slash-Hitler plan" - that's something nobody has ever said before.

[@porsche911sbs]

It's kinda like _Moonraker_ though. Or _The Spy Who Loved Me_

[@MattMcIrvin]

@@porsche911sbs Or _Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow_.

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

@@porsche911sbs Or Dr Who's Invasion of the Dinosaurs.

[@LaNoLaCola]

Keep the collabs rolling, Allison and Phelan!

[@tomservo5007]

I like them both, but Allison is a strong solo artist too.

[@unamed2516]

Tom Servo Yeah if she is everybody knows that.

[@elfomarcio]

Well i think they’re married or something so i guess collabs are part of the deal

[@rassilontdavros3004]

elfomarcio Not married AFAIK, but dating for sure.

[@stevegeorge6880]

I hope they collaborate long enough to become the Newman-Woodward of KZbin.

[@wisp2007]

I would say this is the weirdest buddy-buddy mystery movie featuring a human (well, mostly) with a non-human partner I've ever seen, but I am going to wait and see if Detective Pikachu can't top it

[@Thrakus]

This is what Guinan does in the Holodeck after working 23 hours a day in the bar.

[@phantomdragon3893]

Every buddy cop film can be improved by adding a dinosaur for no reason. Said no one ever!

[@MforMovesets]

So wait - that guy created intelligent dinosaurs, openly says it, and isn't worshipped by the dinosaurs and their human supporters like a god?! Imagine someone stands on a podium and is like "Hey, I created all humans." and is actually right. How would you feel?! I'd be like "Holy shit."

[@tessalyyvuo1667]

I would ask some questions about the design. Like "Did you have to make us breath with the same pipe that we use for swallowing? Not to mention the piping down stairs!"

[@daftkyon]

Mom can we get Zootopia? Mom: No we already have Zootopia at home Zootopia at home:

[@Tareltonlives]

Theodore Rex is also "Detective Pikachu at home"

[@minski76]

Armin Müller-Stahl is one of the greatest German actors. I'm surprised he's in that, but I'm not one bit surprised he's as unenthusiastic about it as Whoopie...

[@FarelForever]

I admit, when I normally get confused by something while watching a movie, I just assume that I've missed something, didn't pay attention or was just play old too stupid to get it. This whole video re-assured me that it's a natural reaction to have when watching Theodore Rex. Thanks

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

"Your partner's a dinosaur and sometimes he kills people." If you remove the dinosaur part, isn't that pretty much the plot outline for Venom?

[@DiarraHarris]

This was director Jonathan R. Betuel return to feature films after 1985's "My Science Project" but also his farewell!

[@jamesoblivion]

I'm so used to Phelan's parody/mashup shirts, it completely throws me off when he wears straight merch. It's like I'm playing Where's Waldo? in search of some phantom gag that's not there.

[@c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889]

I always thought that this movie was connected to Super Mario Bros the movie and was the same universe where it's in the continuous story line of the other world of ours. Do The Last Star Fighter I love that movie please

[@FurbyFullyLoaded]

Rewatching this after seeing Allison’s recap of the novelization 📖 🦖

[@gracekim1998]

There’s a novel?!

[@ChicoDiamante]

HA! I remember seeing this at the rental store and being excited because I was obsessed with Dinosaurs as a kid and then being extremely embarrassed and disappointed when I made my family watch it with me. I remember trying to save face and acted like I liked it for some reason though.

[@leejones8582]

Love the film footage dress Allision

[@WackyWhitney]

The Bright of the 90's

[@Tareltonlives]

Dino lives don't matter today!

[@DerivativeWorker]

I think alien nation was the bright of the 90s.

[@ZyxthePest]

Dinosaur Civil Rights Freddy is amazing. I found a slew of Freddy's Nightmares host clips two months ago and they took over my life for a bit.

[@titangirl161]

Phelous: ...there's a funny idea about having a dinosaur partner. Triseracop: I travel through time because dammit, I love you. Dinosaur: Teamwork is very important!

[@WilliamGarland]

34:59 "It's funny." - Phelan Porteous 2018 Slap that testimonial on the the Thoeodore Rex Blu-Ray!

[@wstine79]

Another case of "We're gonna take that Oscar back" perfomance.

[@gamestation2690]

Like Cuba Gooding Jr in Snow Dogs and Boat Trip.

[@SavageGreywolf]

Whoopi Goldberg was forced to do this by a lawsuit, what's Cuba Gooding Jr.'s excuse for Boat Trip?

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@SavageGreywolf He figured a movie about Homosexuals would bag him another Oscar.

[@SchlubbyTomHanks]

"Dinosaur Justice Warrior" lol

[@Tareltonlives]

Yes! Back to back bad 90s kid's comedies! Honestly, I'm not surprised you got the Love Interest and the Widow confused-WHY DID THEY USE THE SAME SUIT? Starting to think the movie has a real tone problem.... Never cut the corpsing. It's hilarious.

[@Tareltonlives]

William Shatner and Camp Dinosaurs. I think that's what this movie desperately needed :)

[@fermintenava5911]

I feel so sad for Armin Mueller-Stahl - he's still an acting legend in both East and West Germany, but he clearly got not the right directions in this...

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Don't feel bad for him, he's 90 years young, enjoying life, and just paints expressionist pictures now. Years ago, he said that he didn't care about any of the movies he was in at all, except for eight or ten of them - the ones that he considers to be really, really good and that are near and dear to his heart. I have a feeling, this one is not on that short list.

[@markiangooley]

From near where my late Mom was born, seven years younger, seems quite a fascinating actor. Definitely wasted in this movie.

[@maddieb.4282]

Haha why would you feel bad for him? It was a job and I’m sure he had fun even though the movie was bad. He got paid I’m sure!

[@metalbrainmextrememetalent6810]

That Jurassic Park bit at 13:26 cracked me up.

[@IzzysIssues]

"there's something that could be done here, like if your partner is a dinosaur and maybe he kills somebody and you just go with it" Let's just say Velocipastor is the spiritual successor to this

[@randalgraves6979]

All the Dingo Pictures, The Stupids, now Theodore Rex. Poor Phelous 😕

[@goufr3540]

At least Dingo Pictures makes more sense than this, even though there is next to nothing happening.

[@RocaDeearCenjar]

There are still dingo pictures movies left for him to review.

[@randalgraves6979]

The Stupids 2 or Wrong Turn 7 ?

[@randalgraves6979]

RocaDeearCenjar that’s fine. He enjoys them and I’ll watch em

[@traxthetrashwizard]

11:01 I guess Alison is also a Teletubbie now...

[@cliffhanger5753]

You missed an opportunity to use a Simpsons clip. Homer: I'm the piano from the movie Shine. Guy: Uh huh, and your name is? Homer: Uhh, Shiny McShine?

[@TemmiePlays]

Was wondering when you would get to this one Lupa~!

[@BADeByrd]

I remember watching the premiere of this movie on TNT back in 1995. There was a lot of things that I remember watching on TNT that I haven't been able to find information on. One of those thins was this stop motion movie on TNT back in 1994. I've searched every single stop motion animation from around that time and have found nothing. All I remember is that it involved an ice sword activated by touching the sword with the crystal. It had somewhat of an Aladdin, Arabic setting but that's all I've got. If anything it kind of reminded me of Secret of Mana on the SNES.

[@AtSoul]

I have a very vague memory of catching the second half of this movie when I was channelsurfing as a kid (or young teen, I don´t really remember). I remember being... fascinated by it. It got this dark, early 90´s vibe but with a very cartoony story, it was just STRANGE. Kinda like the Super Mario Bros Movie. Which I also saw. I saw a lot of weird 90´s movies as a kid.

[@xxsilentreatmentxx]

Ironically Bud Cort was the voice of a very creepy version of Toyman in the 90's Superman Animated Series. Look up the episode "Fun & Games"

[@pyrodiscoflash6115]

This Movie Represents the High point in Whoopies View on Entertainment, she Was not listening very well before Shaking the Hand of Fate

[@Mineav]

I can't believe they got 33.5 million dollars in budget funding for this complete disaster of a movie.

[@MforMovesets]

So, the fourth review of this movie I've seen so far. Let's go.

[@KasumiRINA]

5:35 BUT DARTH VADER IS A CYBORG WITH 4 PROSTHETIC ROBOT LIMBS and probably most organs replaced by cybernetics, Luke also says that he will die without the mask, so his lungs completely depend on robotics to function, so...

[@DocDelray]

How do you write The Last Starfighter and then make this?

[@missmoxie9188]

DocDelray this is one of those movies you see it and you start second guessing everything the filmmakers did before

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

This dude has serious potential. It’s so sad he killed his own career so soon

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

17:44 That guy looks familiar... wasn't he one of the Three Storms in Big Trouble In Little China, the one with the swords?

[@Tareltonlives]

It is! That's Peter Kwong! Good eye! I had to look that up

[@limalepakko6074]

If this movie was made more recently that long-haired joker guy would be a tumblr sexyman

[@Tareltonlives]

Absolutely, and it would be hated as "anti-cop" and "SJW" on reddit and KZbin

[@BowserTheSecond]

Hard to imagine that Rex shares a voice actor with Sephiroth from FFVII of all characters.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

BowserTheSecond WHAT

[@cgg2621]

So is the bizarre green screen on Alison's top around 11:10 just thrown in to see if we would notice or???

[@cgg2621]

(I am completely ignorant of visual effects and editing so I'm struggling to figure out how it could happen on accident since there isn't any screening in the background)

[@mastermarkus5307]

It's just for fun. She did the same thing with part of Phelan's shirt in the previous review.

[@brendakrieger7000]

Love seeing you and Phelous reviewing together😻

[@Moonbeam143]

They could have done a whole movie where we see dinosaur people and the culture come to be. That would have been neat. But we gets this because Lucifer is real and wants us to suffer.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@AllyGatorAnimator Alternative timeline/ parallel universe where dinosaurs didn't extinct is so cool concept that unfortunately was never made right.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Check out 'My Girlfriend is a T-Rex'. It's more or less what you described.

[@WarPoodle-pc5wu]

Watching your glorious 90s intro in 720 HD is weirdly surreal lol. My brain tells me there should be so much 90s SD blurriness. It's just too perfectly 90s.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I can't believe Bud Cort is in this. Talk about a good time to say: "Alright, let's lose the puppet".

[@EpicJasonX9000]

2:36 WABUU LIVES!!! XD

[@Tareltonlives]

In his honor I will get drunk whenever I see this movie

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

I don't know why, but Phelan's entire "dinosaur civil rights" schtick has stuck with me for these last 4 years.

[@dunes8817]

The dinosaur suit looks a lot like the ones on the Dinosaurs show.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Well, they both had their puppets made by Jim Henson's creature workshop, so you're not far off

[@g.t.vanmiddendorp7985]

I do really love the costumes! Takes me back to that Dinosaurs sitcom. I had such a crush on Robbie Sinclair. I SWEAR IT WAS A FASE DON'T JUDGE ME!

[@manticorephoenix]

i read the something awful thread on the making of this film. holy shit it reads like the making of a to-Don't list when making a film, this was all supposed to be played straight, it wasnt meant to be a kids movie and then too many changes made it this lol

[@ambitiousamerikaner9861]

Link, my dude?

[@manticorephoenix]

Thunder Squatch lost to time but this link is the article the site directed me to . www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=www.slashfilm.com/theodore-rex/&ved=2ahUKEwiCv5ig0P3cAhXItlMKHWq4Du0QFjANegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw2FhjQNqJU7NgywhkDTOEDA

[@Tareltonlives]

Explains a lot-it's too violent and grin and raunchy for kids, but it's too dumb and immature and jokey for adults.

[@manticorephoenix]

Tareltonlives right, my favorite bit is the sudden change and all that money spent on updating the costume of a character that wasnt supposed to be center stage and money spent on the tonal shift but not wanting to spend money on reshoots of earlier work

[@Sophiec108]

Incest, dinosaur civil rights and Whoppi Goldberges, oh my!

[@JackedThor-so]

That music in the background is the same one Prager U uses in their ads. I keep expecting Will Witt to pop up and get my opinion on the deportation o dinosaurs from the US or some shit.

[@BlackAllMightX]

Allison hair is super cute. Phelan's as well.

[@ebwarg]

Derrick Hackett I prefer her Stupids hairstyle, with the rabbit ears.

[@Stillenacht3D]

Is that the Ice Cream Bunny you got there in the background?!

[@phantomdragon3893]

Anastasios Gionis ice cream bunny, the ice cream bunny he’s made of ice cream and he’s a bunny.

[@crystalvoodoo91]

Anastasios Gionis No?

[@danstiver9135]

Money laundering. That’s the only explanation for how a movie like this exists... right?

[@dorianzane2548]

I think the toymaker's sentient toy... things are a reference to Sebastian from Bladerunner and his much creepier toys.

[@SigEpBlue]

I _sort of_ remember seeing this...? I was a little too old for it at the time, but I remember my little brother watching the HELL out of it. I sat through five minutes myself, and couldn't take any more. Seeing it now is almost like a flashback, recognizing the imagery here and there, much like a bad dream you (thankfully) can't quite completely remember.

[@fuckTrump-v7j]

It's like one of those mock trailers from Tropic thunder was made in reality.

[@pythiasibyls6269]

Lupa's hair is styled and perfect... Phelous's hair is "Just out of bed"... 🤣🤣🤣

[@Pharaoh025]

So.... this guy is basically John Hammond.... only HE DID spare a FEW expenses.... Ok.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

17:43 I didn't get that they were toys. I thought it was like Bladerunner. The dinosaurs were the replicants. The butterfly was like the snake, and the detective found a little bit of it and had to track down who made it. And the puppet man was like one of the mini-replicants that J. F. Sebastian made.

[@nomduclavier]

... *an* anthropomorphic T-rex...

[@HyenaDandy]

The number of *BZZZT!*s gets funnier when you remember that this video is a product of two people who have spent five-ten years being professional movie watchers, and yet this movie is so bad that even people whose literal job is "Watch and understand this film/television show" can't get it all right.

[@altromonte15]

loved the out of nowhere chroma key through Allison

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

Stephen McHattie, the actor you say is almost Lance Henriksen, I always think of as almost Robert Patrick.

[@RedShirtRemyStarship]

I wonder if there is a DVD Double Feature. Theodore Rex and Howard The Duck yeah. Twice the not so liked be everyone movie but when compared which is better by comparison. One is a T-Rex the other is a duck from Planet Earth Duck Dimension. I wonder if hockey is their pastime?

[@AladerPoop78]

as soon as you guys brought up robot incest i died

[@TheDawnofVanlife]

The sad thing is the dinosaur puppet work is actually kinda good for what is a terrible script. Especially in an era when terrible rubber suit work on a budget wasn’t uncommon.

[@Tareltonlives]

It's definitely the same team that did the Dinosaurs TV series, which was excellent.

[@davidstrange6759]

It just hit me, the years '95 through '98 were strange times for films. I mean, in what other time would a film like this would be made and theatrically released?

[@RandoChrisYT]

"We're jerks" is gonna need to be used more.