The Most INSANE Surgeon

[@scrimblo1999]

me, in the walls, rubbing my filthy little hands together and laughing maniacally as I watch the parents' relationship crumble due to my presence

[@bakedbaker9882]

Lol, your pfp is perfect for the comment XD

[@pijoz3328]

I almost read hands as balls

[@scrimblo1999]

@@pijoz3328 Freudian slip 🤨

[@cyonu5675]

@@pijoz3328 "me rubbing my filthy little balls together"

[@jayjonesrgaming]

James is 100% the character in a horror movie that watches the ghost trash his house and go “huh, must’ve been the wind”

[@StrawbySugar]

The thing is, this isnt even something that is plausible to deny the very existence of like a ghost, it's something very grounded in reality that he still refuses to acknowledge. Tbh, this is more like a cop in a horror movie who keeps seeing obvious murder scenes and chopping it up to suicide or accident instead of "a serial killer is running around"

[@HarpVv]

@@StrawbySugar🤓

[@niccilefevre]

And then he took an arrow to the knee

[@BuginaRiver]

When you talk about your old sponsors, it sounds like someone talking about their ex. “They never did that with me”.

[@ineffablemars]

lmfao best comment

[@honorafox4709]

That woman needs to divorce her husband. He could have easily gotten them all killed just from his stupid gaslighting. From that last photo of them, it looks like she can't stand to be around the dweeb anymore and I don't blame her!

[@ColdQahnaarin]

The classic horror movie trope of the husband not believing that shits about to hit the fan.

[@Retcon404]

This guy had level 100 in Sneak but only a 30 in alchemy.

[@karmatickenny]

Is it weird that every time I watch a Mr. Ballen video, I'm excited for Pig to react?

[@MistySophie]

Omg yes. I can watch the original video, than wait for pig live reaction and see it even if i saw the original the same day. Pig just act out my thoughts on the videos

[@kolbythurlow2422]

rule #1 of being married never blame your wife for anything or call her crazy that's just askin for a kick in da nutz

[@Blue.1889]

Mr Franklin and the dog were trying to pawn some stuff off

[@OliverFlinn]

They hustlin fr fr

[@Finnishmanmusic]

That wind can really do some strange stuff.

[@IWantToPetYourDog]

Wind with the force of a tornado throwing doors open.

[@aestinoct]

Did I just make up in my head the part where this man genuinely thought the wind slammed a glass sliding door closed? Like either this guy is making this whole thing up or he's adding details to intentionally make these people seem braindead

[@DreadnoughtHvor]

I'm at 8:24 in the video and I'm going to call it: A lot of garages have attic access in them. I bet there's a dude just chillin up there. Will edit with update if wrong. Update: i was wrong but i was close. Crawlspace was my second guess, but i thought it less likely in a more modern suburban house.

[@joseyhopkinson9214]

He’s dehumanizing them to make it easier for him to justify what he’s planning to do.

[@hsmorg3640]

The way I'd divorce this man so fast

[@ald7282]

as a gay, i will always check with my boyfriend if i hear something. either i did and my neighbors and their friends are being weirdos, or i'm just hearing things because unfortunately the cats aren't good house alarms. we are getting a doberman puppy in a month, so we'll have a furry doom machine to watch the door soon. as for who has to go look, i'm 5'2 and he, a big dude who's pretty fit, isn't into having me go looking through the house by myself with a knife lol

[@jesse85]

Mr John Ballen at it with the good content once again

[@baphomathedude8057]

I feel bad for Ballan, easily like 70% of people who see his content views it through other peoples channels.

[@AnnoyingTiger888]

Don't call the cops, call Shadow the ghost hunter 😏🐦

[@boppenheimer_00]

As soon as the garage incident happened I would be getting security cameras the next day

[@storymaster21]

Wait, this EXACT STORY AND EVENTS have been happening to me as well. From things randomly vanishing and reappearing at night, to doors being knocked on, to hearing tv and game consoles playing through the ventilation when nobody is home, to even people breathing in the other rooms when I am alone.

[@deathvalley69sy]

LEAVE.

[@liaXxXna]

LEAVE UR HOUSE OMG

[@kolbayada4938]

Asuming you are serious, leave the house, inform the police and visit a therapist just in case.

[@nspidel]

Are you still alive?

[@nicripolas816]

And you've done nothing because...?

[@DizzyME13]

This is THE BEST video I’ve ever listened to in an •elevated state of mind•. Seriously I wish I’d been in the live chat! 😀✌️

[@ZeallustImmortal]

35:21 "She could have been calling the cops while you were going inside" She was calling the cops dude. I swear sometimes you intentionally ignore parts of the stories when youve already assumed people are dumb.

[@baphomathedude8057]

I have no idea how they got a cat onto Hawaii, because the quarantine for pets of any kind is 4-6 months.

[@pashazitto627]

One of the most underrated rising creators out there

[@Callme_Mustard]

man that was some scary wind!

[@thecasualbean]

Wasn't expecting to hear some Rock and Stone action in this video, but I am here for it

[@onixpanda13]

I always watch mr.ballens video whenever it comes out and then I watch your video of his video lol so I can support both channels.

[@burgershark1524]

13:08 holy shit rock and stone??? i wasnt looking at the screen but ROCK AND STONE!!! (instantly woke up)

[@deeviousrat]

i’m assuming they live in military housing. there’s only so much you can do to your home depending on the community you live in, especially if you’re renting. that being said, this was still dumb lol it could’ve been rectified earlier if they’d called some kind of authority before it escalated.

[@kl1t0riss]

21:55 ok but tbh, homie a real one for slamming the door right then to scare james

[@hankkingsley619]

40:00 What in the Dr. Evil/buddy-cop movie villain nonsense is this, James? Just hammer the guy OMFG.

[@rpNerd]

The fucking like Burton sparkling because MrBallen said to send a rabid turtle to the like button is my sole reason for liking XD

[@Joel-pi2tt]

He just needs to go out for his cigarette

[@kiraoshiro6157]

mitosis is what I say to my seestor when stub toe

[@katieb.1184]

at least I'd blame a damn cat or something...

[@dracocrusher]

When you think of situations like this, it's like... what do you actually do, right? You hear a noise in the night, but it's late and everyone's tired. Nobody wants to deal with any of this. Maybe you go outside and look around, but then what? You see nothing. Okay, well what now? Maybe you get a camera, but what if it's nothing? What if they just leave? Might sound crazy, but it's a pretty reasonable mindset if you just don't want to deal with this stuff. Maybe it's just a fluke, right? You don't know. Maybe call the police, but then what? If you don't really know that there's a guy there then what can they even really do? I don't think there's NOTHING they can do, but if someone can get into your home then it's like... what the fuck do you even do, right? It's not as easy as you'd probably expect it to be.

[@ursidae97]

Must have been the wind...

[@JakeyZiggs97]

Sweet!

[@allisoncastle]

Mr ballen be so cheesy with his ads 😂

[@wheezy7131]

another great vid piggy. Love ya

[@ClassicRiki]

The thing is though…that means the doors were locked and all that, so every time the door was found unlocked he’d have known that he actually had. So I can kinda be see why you don’t assume someone is living there with you

[@OliverFlinn]

Got the hawaian winds really are something, huh? Opening and closing sliding doors

[@RainOtherwell]

ROCK AND STOOOOONE (I love that game!!)

[@AmYellowCow]

okokok hear me out thoughhh when my moms window is open in her room and her door is slighty open idk how but the draft will open and slam her door and ngl its made me shit myself on more than one occasion

[@_Kuma_]

It can happen, but she said that it was shut all the way + locked. I remember the first time that happened to me , it scared me too!

[@wikiwiki264]

i made a mistake by watching this at night

[@bandersnatchbeauty9692]

Oh I love Mr Ballen. ❤ Thanks Pig.

[@RockingAndStoning]

Rock and Stone, YEEEAAAH!

[@John-Doe-Yo]

I wish I could get paid to watch other people’s KZbin videos

[@C4LLM3AN1MAL]

I mean, You literally could, The reason you don't is because you're not trying.

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@C4LLM3AN1MAL ok

[@Argom42]

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

[@lalipopz90]

>,>, ohhh what’s gonna happen

[@NJ.Magpie]

Back again for another *balling* video, am I right? X D

[@xxanimeparadisexx2712]

WTH HOW DID HE GET IN A CRAWL SPACE BETTER YET HOW DID HE SURVIVE IN THERE LIKE HOW DID HE GET FOOD WATER AND USE THE BATHROOM SRSLY AND HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN LIVING THE HOUSE CRAWL SPACE

[@omgitsabbie]

Is it cringe if I sing the outro now? 😂❤

[@Joel-pi2tt]

Is a lock useful when the perp is inside?

[@skypuppeteer]

38:18 Why the fuck did this guy need *_dextroamphet_* ??? I take that... _because I have _*_ADHD_* . Genuinely, what use would you have for that on a general person? You _want_ them to freak the hell out? And that's assuming that no one in the family _had_ ADHD. I don't think this guy would've lasted long watching this family if one of them had ADHD; on or off the meds, I can be an annoying little shit, ain't no way he would've stuck around.

[@Khepri07]

YOU PLAY DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

[@kolbythurlow2422]

i think all Elvis Impersonators are bad Elvis Impersonators nothing will ever come close to the original king

[@gigaOMEGA]

Can he ever get to the fucking point Jesus

[@jesse85]

Never been this early

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

The last part wasn't really misleading. You're just not always paying enough attention before you wanna make a comment.

[@popump2617]

I wouldn't even say it was misleading, pig just jumped to conclusions.

[@gigaOMEGA]

I can't stand ballen he takes forever to get to the point just rambling on and on around the bush to say the simplest shit.. just to say she went to the front of the house. He'll be like she thought for a second, looked up, buckled her shoe, took a deep breath and with a normal pace, embraced herself then took a moment to get up off her seat and before leaving her couch behind she moved on to then fix her shirt once the moment arrived when she decided to go outside, which is when she looked AT the dOooor. And started making her way to the front yard where she had taken approximately 13 steps before having to shut the door behind her because she had left the living room of her house where she was now in the front yard of her house... now with all that said folks (then proceeds to say the dumbest shit about clicking the like button)... the guys just unbearable

[@charliehorse8401]

That's why I'm watching these type of reaction videos on his videos makes it a little bit more bearable.

[@MoobOgler]

37:26 I kinda like this doctor TRANS RIGHTS WOOO 🏳️‍⚧️

[@cyanbug3021]

Not really Trans rights when the people aren't trans

[@OliverFlinn]

Most sane liberal arts graduate

[@cathathex]

First time watching you and wow your not boring. You look boring …I’m sorry that seems mean 💀

[@Snakeofwrath]

Any girl who calls herself crazy, stay away

[@allisoncastle]

I would agree, except in this case that’s dead wrong. The husband is the only problem.