For the full show - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqGmeH-Ka5qog7c
@alansmith42342 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/gafTpXttes9mhKc
@60Dan062 жыл бұрын
@@dfworks2239 Nah, sorry
@crispytomato6373 Жыл бұрын
@@60Dan06 chu
@shaileshrana71655 жыл бұрын
1:40 The way he constructed that punchline. Genius!
@xilo30125 жыл бұрын
Comedy philosopher.
@stewartboyle49105 жыл бұрын
Razy lacist 😂😂
@Schmidtelpunkt5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, that makes it differ from a lazy "Let's drop a no-no word and pretend we are edgy" routine.
@Avrelianvs5 жыл бұрын
@@corradocampisano3761 Jesus christ why does people with english as their second language master english so well but can't spell for some reason (excluding you)
@thelastpigeon80984 жыл бұрын
Erich von Manstein do*
@nigelmay68705 жыл бұрын
I met Jimmy whilst walking around in my lunch hour down by berkeley square, Instantly I knew who he was and I was totally speechless that I was right in front of such a fantastic comedian, so smart, so witty, but also able to be so cruel. I was hesitant to even say any thing. I said, your that really funny guy, then sheepishly said, you are so funny, He was so polite, thanked me for my acknowledgement of his work, smiled and continued down the road. I was expecting him to be a jerk and do or say some thing off key but he was great. Big fan, one of a few so good,
@xavichuvy90475 жыл бұрын
I also spoke to him once, top bloke.
@daviesdavies5384 жыл бұрын
I saw him across the st in Sydney a few yrs ago when he was in town to do a show. Didn't get a chance to say hi but he seemed completely at ease, no security or pretentious airs about him
@Badchi Жыл бұрын
Real pro boxers don't fight outside the ring. And he's a pro.
@gunnerktl5 жыл бұрын
For those who did not understand Starbucks joke: both Jimmy and UK Starbucks were accused of tax avoidance
@mrsimplycrazymc5 жыл бұрын
as an american i just assumed it was a joke about how starbucks was racist
@Soph1495 жыл бұрын
Alan Cogan aha your right, he made that point himself when asked “what’s the difference?” He said about 5-20 years 😂😂😂
@athenaminerva89545 жыл бұрын
@Alan Cogan Right. Sells.
@yurachunt31795 жыл бұрын
just accused? you sure?
@brucekaraus73305 жыл бұрын
@@athenaminerva8954 Oh well done!
@BlitzerXYZ5 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than offensive humour. Or as I call it humour.
@xilo30125 жыл бұрын
This guy is so offensive that in the end you take all this like normal.
@fletcherxcx5 жыл бұрын
@@stvashmonitmare1682 Clean comedy is really hard to make but everyone has resorted to dark humour because they've realized clean comedy is not what the public really want anyway. Thinking of the sit-com 'The IT Crowd', it was a good show but if it was broadcasted now people wouldn't find it funny, more just offensive as it has jokes that reference suicide, misogyny, etc. People can't take jokes nowadays so you either have a really shit sense of humour and only get down with clean comedy or you've got a great sense of humour and can take a joke, AKA dark humour.
@davidjames45215 жыл бұрын
It's fine where it is, no one has to come across if they don't want to
@AutoAbsolute5 жыл бұрын
If it ain’t gutter, it ain’t humour
@yaksher5 жыл бұрын
Humor is fundamentally offensive. If it's not making fun of someone else, it's make fun of yourself.
@sugarnads5 жыл бұрын
Love his interaction with the audience. He isnt preaching at them.
@bunkbeds49205 жыл бұрын
...
@HanifCarroll5 жыл бұрын
Wow. That hospice joke was one of the most well structured jokes I've ever heard.
@Gongasoso4 жыл бұрын
Fantastically well-developed, the added psychological depth added a whole lot of weight to the punchline delivery, and then the "other Jimmy" laser-dodging. Brilliant
@HanifCarroll4 жыл бұрын
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan I don't disagree that it's not that difficult to edit a joke. It was a more of a comment on how rarely it's done, rather than how difficult it is. I probably could have been more clear.
@Gongasoso4 жыл бұрын
@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan Yes, I'm sure you are a comic genius, specially with that username Edit: Checked his channel. My suspicion was confirmed. He isn't.
@Triairius4 жыл бұрын
@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan Who cares if it's not hard? It's still done well and is appreciated. The difficulty isn't really relevant.
@vgzimrlankey56824 жыл бұрын
Check the education system
@poatemaine62005 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr, in my opinion, is one of the best comedians ever. Such attention to details. Genius.
@YourFoolishPride3 жыл бұрын
Abso-fucking-lutely
@Moe753792 жыл бұрын
He's lazy af just relies on shock value
@yourcrazybear11 ай бұрын
@@Moe75379Lazy? Have you tried to be lazy and come up with jokes like that?
@Mr.MattSim5 жыл бұрын
"Everyone should visit a teenager palliative-care hospice, it's very inspiring and I've been back many times since" ...different teens each time, naturally.
@Lord_Ian_of_Sussex5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oX7Qm6ZroKx1qZI
@Titoshb5 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@thisisstuart79515 жыл бұрын
ooooooooo lol
@mikeymcmikeface55995 жыл бұрын
That's terrible. I am offended.
@joshderek82734 жыл бұрын
Do you touch them?
@giraffewithtattoos27703 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is like love from our parents. Not everyone gets it.
@rltt3793 жыл бұрын
True story
@payne2673 жыл бұрын
Man that hit close
@chrisbarker22963 жыл бұрын
woah there
@trippa35533 жыл бұрын
@Alex Wells hahahaha double whammy there
@Badbhoys2 жыл бұрын
Oooh that feels like a slap across the face to some people
@timbajwolf57095 жыл бұрын
Being offended on someone else’s behalf line was great
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
I came here to be offended, and just ended up amused. That's false advertising!
@okthen8425 жыл бұрын
WILTY Wanker 👍👍
@STLYRZA5 жыл бұрын
New Message why the hell did you come here to be offended😂😂
@Hugh.Manatee5 жыл бұрын
Fucking A-rate clickbait mate! Are you offended by it?
@ricardocondeixagamingchannel5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy never disappointed us 😋😋😋😋😋😋
@michaelwoolhiser14395 жыл бұрын
I'm offended for you.
@PainDealer864 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that shower joke caught me off guard 🤣
@tesfuweldemikael29023 жыл бұрын
That's also a nice pun.
@cmurphy07074 жыл бұрын
Some of this guy's jokes caught me off guard and they were hilarious Jimmy is a great comedian.
@seanriopel31325 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely brilliant. One of the best comedians ever. Plus, for me being American, his British sense of humor is awesome.
@nursultantulyakbay70705 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr - the world's funniest psychopath 😃.
@CB-xr1eg5 жыл бұрын
Do you even know what the word psychopath means?
@Athinira5 жыл бұрын
He's not a psychopath - he's an evil genius!
@guitargodsdream5 жыл бұрын
Sociopath
@donovanbosque13344 жыл бұрын
Still better than anything he says about poor Susie dent.
@jaysparrow663110 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman has entered the chat!
@unknownguy45542 жыл бұрын
This isn't for the sensitive people or gen z! Jimmy Carr, you are brutal! Love it.
@Quaaludez5 жыл бұрын
3:12 "alright, let me try and offend ya" could jimmy not see the guys face lmao
@silviom38125 жыл бұрын
"happens to be about a different Jimmy" took me a couple of seconds
@AlexDelux25005 жыл бұрын
which Jimmy does he mean?
@n.goul.2165 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand. Which Jimmy ?
@silviom38125 жыл бұрын
Saville
@AlexDelux25005 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@sugarnads5 жыл бұрын
Lol...i took it as jimmy slang for penis. Savile never occured to me lol... Still works either way.
@RathOX5 жыл бұрын
👏 so good!
@ricardocondeixagamingchannel5 жыл бұрын
I could hear you from day until night, what a great comedian. Please keep it up Jimmy 💕
@justayoutuber19062 жыл бұрын
He's pretty much on TV from day until night.
@SouthWestCarpHunter5 жыл бұрын
Love seeing him live. Nothing comes close to his humour. Best comic for me
@BunnyDzombie4 жыл бұрын
Ricky gervais?
@adam-dn3hi4 жыл бұрын
Its comedy not comics
@SouthWestCarpHunter3 жыл бұрын
@@adam-dn3hi how boring are you? 😂
@StealthGamer374 жыл бұрын
Just because I’m not British, so I didn’t fully get the last joke. He meant Jimmy Savile right?
@EverettWilson4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@AkkarinDarkmoor4 жыл бұрын
Ah so that's who he meant! Ty
@Matthew109504 жыл бұрын
I just assumed he was talking about his little Jimmy
@ThiccGungan3 жыл бұрын
@@EverettWilson no. He and UK Starbucks were accused of not paying taxes
@ArtMonkforHallofFame3 жыл бұрын
@@ThiccGungan different joke
@musicwithj17595 жыл бұрын
Offensive humor is the #1 best way of keeping yourself grounded and humble. All of us need to laugh at ourselves once and a while to keep the ego in check. I support 100%.
@bleakambition4954 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old!!!
@darkin14844 жыл бұрын
This joke however does get old.
@thiruvetti4 жыл бұрын
SO how many spaces did you contribute to make this sound like your joke?
@fletcherxcx5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully getting tickets to see Jimmy in 2020 and I'm really looking forward to it. It takes a lot to crack me up through TV and such. Usually, if I'm watching something instead of being there with the person I don't crack up. However, this guy is one of the only comedians that can make me laugh without me having to be there to hear the joke. Brilliant guy.
@monomakes5 жыл бұрын
What a closer!!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@hoboroadie5 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing joke. Layers. Like a Parfait.
@fleuelise18524 жыл бұрын
From all the PC crap going on.. this is a breath of fresh air and/or brilliant humour
@Hank..5 жыл бұрын
"It's a joke about the worst thing that's ever happened" Oh come on, its not the *worst* thing... i mean, some of em got away
@hoboroadie5 жыл бұрын
I usually hate hearing absolutes, but I have pondered it a bit and can't offhand come up with any one such deliberate fuck-up that was worse. The scope of the crime. Well we're still trying... (Bolton?)
@lucasmillerthelewderofloli93275 жыл бұрын
@@hoboroadie Fairly sure there were way more victims in Soviet Russia, though YMMV whether them or Jews had it worse.
@anujmchitale4 жыл бұрын
@@hoboroadie 2 places- Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@immortalcbox87694 жыл бұрын
Anuj Chitale yeah but Japan provoked the US into a war. The Jews literally just existed and Germany went full on genocide.
@anujmchitale4 жыл бұрын
@@immortalcbox8769 Blah blah fuckin excuses to justify vaporising people on the spot!
@shaileshrana71655 жыл бұрын
Watched all your stuff pirated. Now I'm watching the ads. Thank you for posting these.
@unguidedone5 жыл бұрын
adblock plus youtube adblock WOW how do you ever see adverts on yt? just how...
@t4yyib_iq4 жыл бұрын
@MorbidManMusic this is Jimmy Carr's channel ...
@nigelyorkshiremanwadeley62635 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I'd like to say I wish there was more of it but then Jimmy wouldn't be the unique comedian he is. Incredibly offensive but incredibly funny.
@HedeccaTamer5 жыл бұрын
Hai so I checked out your channel (you looked like a vlogger so) and you have a sensational singing voice, definitely keep doing covers
@oliverburke5 жыл бұрын
I love how smart he is. Quick mind.
@jamiec44785 жыл бұрын
In Scotland these are just normal day to day jokes
@jimsandra65675 жыл бұрын
So it's like everthing else in scotland english 😂 Hope it tickeld funny bone
@Warrenpoint7145 жыл бұрын
Aye it's true here, keep your sheeps safe
@DursunX5 жыл бұрын
only mildly offensive... barely registers on the Jimmy Carr scale 🙊🙉🙈
@LarryBishop695 жыл бұрын
Dursun Sahin , Those Jewish Doctors who perform cirumsisions make more money than the average Surgeon, because they always keep the tip.
@t-mac19515 жыл бұрын
@@LarryBishop69 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@skyluke94765 жыл бұрын
@@LarryBishop69 they spend more money though when they have to pay to keep the kids quiet afterwords though...
@LarryBishop695 жыл бұрын
Real Sky Luke , Only the Local Priest comes on a 12 year old boys face before acne.
@LarryBishop695 жыл бұрын
Real Sky Luke , Q:What does Tofu have in common with a Dildo? A: There both meat substitutes.
@theblackreaper43954 жыл бұрын
Anybody heard : *Razy Lacism* ? Jimmy is a fucking genius
@Ismael-kc3ry3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that killed me
@grf154 жыл бұрын
Oh, the shower story. Jimmy just does not worry about crossing the line.
@916marcos3 жыл бұрын
I was in tears. Thank you for the laughs
@tapster96572 жыл бұрын
😂 Loved it, it's not about the intent, it's about the usage of words and the way of taking you down a route that you think your going and making it end up another way, usage of words by way of alternative meanings, is an art form Love him
@wodzynskiliam56965 жыл бұрын
Offensive comedy. Can't beat it. No-one is safe.
@MonkeyMan015 жыл бұрын
*Comedy
@acrlogic92535 жыл бұрын
I love you so much, your videos make my day so much more better
@BillehBobJoe Жыл бұрын
i just LOVE the face he pulls right after he tells his jokes "what are you lookin at, somethin on my face?"
@xSuperCartmanx5 жыл бұрын
That last joke was genius man
@michaelbme19834 жыл бұрын
Loved the Jimmy saville joke at the end
@timmason74305 жыл бұрын
Those "people" who are offended by JOKES are the ones with the problem. It's just Human(especially us brits) nature to make light of a serious issue.
@seanriopel31325 жыл бұрын
Exactly. You have too. It takes the power away from anything especially things you can do nothing about like cancer and death.
@gustru20785 жыл бұрын
This reasoning can be applied in many other places than UK as well. I was looking for funny shit and ended up here, so I don't know this humorist but I laughed most of the time, which is more than I can say about most english-speaking comics I've heard. Good stuff
@timmason74305 жыл бұрын
Some laws are completely wrong.
@timbajwolf57095 жыл бұрын
Tim Mason my British ancestral lineage must come out in my taste in humor.
@timmason74305 жыл бұрын
Probably, It's not a bad trait.
@A_J_Gaming835 жыл бұрын
The 1 dislike must be from that 15 year old girl. Whoops wrong jimmy. 😂😂
@TheStressIsReal5 жыл бұрын
I'm out of the loop for that one. Is he talking about Jimmy Fallon? If so, why?
@Pukamafin5 жыл бұрын
@@TheStressIsReal Jimmy Savile?
@A_J_Gaming835 жыл бұрын
@@TheStressIsReal Its referring to Jimmy Saville. He was a TV presenter that abused kids through the 70 and 80s.
@TheAce125705 жыл бұрын
Nah, she's dead by now. :)
@MikeDiCiero5 жыл бұрын
comedy on another level....thanks jim !
@chrisneely81302 жыл бұрын
The best jokes are the ones you can't decide to laugh hysterically at or feel bad about.
@higherkite4 жыл бұрын
This man is the best.
@lordfaladar62612 жыл бұрын
last Joke was a Jimmy Saville joke.
@RIXRADvidz5 жыл бұрын
I like all of the humour, as a kid I was always ready with a ''gross'' joke or a ''dead baby'' joke, so finding Jimmy on Youtey was like finding a kindred spirit that sees the world through dark bent eyes.
@Peter-lv5sl5 жыл бұрын
sure u were bud >.0
@davidjames45215 жыл бұрын
You see the world through dark bent eyes, and upside down by the look of it.
@LarryBishop695 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between a Dutch sea Wall and a Lesbian?
@boggers5 жыл бұрын
@@LarryBishop69 one's a homonym?
@LarryBishop695 жыл бұрын
boggers , Touché, I’ll pay 💰 that answer. They’re both wet when you pull your finger out.
@gadget8502 жыл бұрын
I'm an American and I understood "different Jimmy" LMFAO
@mjhanagan Жыл бұрын
The "wanking in the showers" joke slayed.
@oscarcll5 жыл бұрын
The joke is on you. Woman: I asked for the collection tin as a joke, and that comedian actually thought I was serious. Next time I'll add "You know it's a joke right?"
@dbsk065 жыл бұрын
Omg yesssss this is so refreshing
@xXzittlaXx5 жыл бұрын
OMG i love this guy, hes laughing is so unique and cool :)
@tobiryyy1795 жыл бұрын
Or as someone described it on his show "why do ya laugh like a sexual predataa?"
@gharbihamza43705 жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy's dark humour
@godzilla123255 жыл бұрын
A masterclass in comedy
@RobTheSquire5 жыл бұрын
I've got another two words...."STILL ALIVE"
@tesfuweldemikael29023 жыл бұрын
Hamdi looks a chilled guy.
@JasonSpiffy5 жыл бұрын
He is one of my favorites!
@isaacvgraham4 жыл бұрын
Out loud I literally went “daaaaaaaaaamn”
@fuffoon2 жыл бұрын
He is like a pressure release valve for the mind. He can make me roar with laughter.
@theogoldberg8919 Жыл бұрын
I think he's really very good. Very good story teller and tempo , good delivery rhythm
@carlcushmanhybels815911 ай бұрын
I also like he slips in short straight bits. Builds the experience, laughs and meaning.
@radink5 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy.
@dave101t5 жыл бұрын
which one?
@sadstormtrooper5 жыл бұрын
That dude might be going to Royal Holloway but he certainly has a catch on his side ;)
@heheyboi10653 жыл бұрын
His older Sister.
@5thkiechannel3 жыл бұрын
I saw jimmy in Berkeley square once. So funny on stage but so nice and polite in person
@yootoob45165 жыл бұрын
I'm not as offended by his jokes as I am by myself: I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!
@jessicahare59105 жыл бұрын
Razy lacissim OMFG! 😂
@duncanbedford47659 ай бұрын
"Ruined the school trip to Auswitch"...Hilarious 😂😂😂!
@Tuck-Shop5 жыл бұрын
Very rare I cringe from a joke. Jimmy Carr is the only one. Absolute legend.
@TheNormanmurk5 жыл бұрын
Hes so awesome, one of my all time favs
@JJ-qc9ld5 жыл бұрын
Havent laughed this hard in a bit😂
@smithy25 жыл бұрын
I was sold when I saw Jimmy Carr and most offensive in the title 😂😂
@ajaychoudhary98173 жыл бұрын
this guys is a god tier comedian
@TWIST3DBLOOM2 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant.
@Ludifant5 жыл бұрын
Wow, it seems this channel is actually genuine.. It´s listed on the "Official Jimmy Carr" site.. Now I don´t feel guilty about watching it any more.. Any more new standup coming up? Most recent thing was ¨The Fix¨ season 2 on Netflix, I think. Jimmy seems to be doing more quiz-shows than standup. I love 8 out of 10 cats´ countdown. Seen all on youtube. Jon Richardson´s amazing and so are Joe wilkinson and Sean Lock. Big fat quizes are also fun especially if the Goth detectives are on. Russel´s out of the game, I think.. Good times...
@Ann719873 жыл бұрын
I just love the way you giggle ommfg
@robertsaidel67073 жыл бұрын
without a doubt the best
@karagombiru5795 жыл бұрын
You are the king of offensive! So crazy
@thapelomaraisane87055 жыл бұрын
Jimmy looks like Ben Shapiro's older, chilled brother.
@blackjohn71755 жыл бұрын
He actually does😂
@lokanoda5 жыл бұрын
That thought never occurred to me. Disagree actually.
@orppranator52305 жыл бұрын
Thapelo Maraisane Yes, in a less Jewish way.
@drummerboythx22134 жыл бұрын
He talks just as fast too.
@pizzafrenzyman5 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@evilqtip70983 жыл бұрын
love jimmy carr!!!
@jayanthravindran299410 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is like strong coffee. Those who like it, love it. Those who don't, think it's just dark and tastes sour.
@neiltibbs6483 жыл бұрын
Love water jokes 😎🇬🇧👍 top work
@kevinorde47584 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@ParviPaparazzi8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Just before the end I was thinking 'so he went Jimmy Savile on her' - and then he delivered!
@The_Most_Average_Joe5 жыл бұрын
dude... so good!
@ReviewerKid903 жыл бұрын
The Wankin' in the shower joke is my favorite quick-fire joke.
@adamdelasalle67813 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@Dabu-Dabu5 жыл бұрын
Just as comedy should do: taking a piss out of a people taking 'the moral high ground' is on the spot
@captainpoontah488811 ай бұрын
That was great
@mikefromwa5 жыл бұрын
Pound for pound Jimmy Carr is the most brutal comedian on the planet.
@helloearth115 жыл бұрын
The abused children joke was hilarious....😂😂😂
@DoktorSick2 жыл бұрын
dude is a legend !!
@mridularul15 жыл бұрын
Very smart ending :D
@eljay22242 жыл бұрын
As soon as he heard people were unoffended he was like “oh is that right?😈😏”
@eljay22242 жыл бұрын
cant be having that can we jim
@theswede0u8123 жыл бұрын
That was awesome
@Anuduin5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr is one of the best comedians out there. Fuck all this PC culture bullshit
@Latoyas_got_your_soul2 жыл бұрын
He's good at making offence jokes that don't hurt people and are tasteful delivery and u can tell it's just a joke
@abcun175 жыл бұрын
Outstanding! 😜😋😁
@Turco9495 жыл бұрын
2:40 - If that girl is with that goof looking dude, then he scored well above his level. Kudos!
@dwarfytim5 жыл бұрын
That's his sister but you're not wrong.
@whitehorse19595 жыл бұрын
@@dwarfytim - That's what I was about to say. Clearly his sister. Maybe his twin.
@simonhill15905 жыл бұрын
She is gorgeous!
@ncatboiz88175 жыл бұрын
Goof looking dude? You sound slightly jealous
@valoredramack91175 жыл бұрын
@Turco949 - You must be quite a shallow person to say something so subjectively superficial. There is no universal standard on what is considered high level vs low level attractiveness.