“Charles the seventh” bruh that’s Charles the twelfth
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh it’s Charles the 21
@mrredemption13374 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who notifced lol
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
@@mrredemption1337 did you?
@JustFang4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kalenkelly76714 жыл бұрын
This is true
@aaronsimpson43404 жыл бұрын
Drew when reading XII: Ah yes, 7
@cookykitn7174 жыл бұрын
@@ひじり358 no xii is 12 Vii is 7
@jaheppe25434 жыл бұрын
i already was aware he isnt the brightest but come on
@haritaanzhu1124 жыл бұрын
I honestly not even surprised
@mrredemption13374 жыл бұрын
he is also called Karl
@emojiftw73334 жыл бұрын
@@cookykitn717 r/woooosh
@myfather_F4 жыл бұрын
2:40 They controlled Moscow for around two years
@Ake-TL4 жыл бұрын
Drew is kinda stupid, but we are used to it
@Efficienado4 жыл бұрын
WeLl AkCtUlLyY
@AlenDrinic4 жыл бұрын
And not siege
@handsomelancer76653 жыл бұрын
And son of polish king was Tsar for two years
@WaterVolt19173 жыл бұрын
He failed his 6th grade English and Geography classes, give the dude a break for once.
@Ollin.13124 жыл бұрын
2:27 "charles the seventh"
@Dapperbutfrail4 жыл бұрын
charles the seventh????? drew u have disappointed me.
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s Charles the 8
@olliesw48944 жыл бұрын
@@ひじり358 X=10
@cheeseheadalex76054 жыл бұрын
XII is the 12
@BolphesarusMaximusWardius4 жыл бұрын
These people
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
X=5 ||=3
@jackin_it4 жыл бұрын
Dutch Flag: Exists Literally everyone: *I can milk you*
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
Yeas inded
@wanneerde88544 жыл бұрын
I laughed because i am dutch
@shahranhussain60374 жыл бұрын
Don't y'all have a culture of milk and cheese?
@redellafestafd10844 жыл бұрын
Ethiopia: first time?
@wanneerde88544 жыл бұрын
@@shahranhussain6037 pancakes, oliebollen, pepernoten, poffertjes and drugs as well
@Radonatorr4 жыл бұрын
The Poles actually did conquer Moscow and they occupied it for two years, between 1610 and 1612. After two years Russian forces managed to besiege the Kremlin and eventually threw out Polish garnison. Since 2005 this event is commemorated as one of the Russian national holidays, known as National Unity Day.
@cianakril4 жыл бұрын
Actually, Russian forces besieged Poles after 4 month. Poles entered Moscow in November 1610 without a fight and since March 1611 to January 1612 were locked inside the Kremlin.
@brayden29833 жыл бұрын
People Like You who understand the history of Poland: Me trying to Figure out the difference between the words Polish and Polish (someone from poland and a liquid used on furnichure)
@WaterVolt19173 жыл бұрын
@@brayden2983 You: Trying to figure out the difference between the two definitions for Polish. Me, a Grammar Nazi: Furniture*
@ilikefarting3 жыл бұрын
@@WaterVolt1917 thought you said german nazi
@Souledex3 жыл бұрын
so they "occupied" it. Conquered implies governed or incorporated in some way right?
@ritaDas-xl4kz4 жыл бұрын
2:39 siege they literally held it for months until some russian nobles attacked with some men and took it back
@szynszylku14474 жыл бұрын
well actually for 2 years
@cianakril4 жыл бұрын
@@szynszylku1447 Russian forces besieged Poles after 4 month. Poles entered Moscow in November 1610 without a fight due to traitor boyars and since March 1611 to January 1612 were locked inside the Kremlin before finally giving up due to hunger and cannibalisms.
@szynszylku14474 жыл бұрын
@@cianakril well it doesn't change fact they held moscow for 2 years
@cianakril4 жыл бұрын
@@szynszylku1447 it certainly does. 1 year and 5 months is not 2 years. Moscow Kremlin is not entire Moscow. Being locked in a building is not the same as controlling it.
@szynszylku14474 жыл бұрын
@@cianakril yea you are right, but I always though what could happend if polish king would made his son russian tsar, I wonder how world would look like today
@wiktorwojtas61614 жыл бұрын
Drew: Poland didn't conquer Moscow. Me a Pole: You underestimate our power!
@AlteryxGaming4 жыл бұрын
Polska can into Moskau! Polska stronk! Luv fom Amerika!
@AdiPearStudios3 жыл бұрын
Says the guy form a country that has been invaded for 175 years out of its 225 year existence
@wiktorwojtas61613 жыл бұрын
@@AdiPearStudios Where did you learn history?
@AlteryxGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@AdiPearStudios last I checked America has been doing the invading ever since the 1860s
@AdiPearStudios3 жыл бұрын
Ok I’m just saying that Poland has been invaded fully a lot of times ok! just like the USSR and Germany split Poland with the non aggression pact while Poland only ruled Moscow. I’m just scalling it ok!
@Devoguy4 жыл бұрын
Drew: Can say "trebuchet". Also Drew: Can't say "varied".
@brayden29833 жыл бұрын
Me: *knows how to pronounce "antidisestablishmentarianism* also Me: *Spends 20 minutes trying to figure out how to spell Furnichure*
@WaterVolt19173 жыл бұрын
@@brayden2983 Your welcome
@WaterVolt19173 жыл бұрын
Also can't say Cambrian.
@xleksqx3 жыл бұрын
@@brayden2983 it's furniture-
@brayden29833 жыл бұрын
@@xleksqx r/woosh for you miss smarty pants.
@princevanhegen25744 жыл бұрын
1:08 "Schleswig-Holstein" is one of the 16 german states.
@princevanhegen25744 жыл бұрын
@@KNNY_-sp6kq Baden-Württemberg, Bayern, Berlin, Brandenburg, Bremen, Hamburg, Hessen, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Niedersachsen, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Rheinland-Pfalz, the Saarland, Sachsen, Sachsen-Anhalt, Schleswig-Holstein and Thüringen = 16
@princevanhegen25743 жыл бұрын
@@KNNY_-sp6kq Malle ist gefallen.😪
@malte19843 жыл бұрын
@@princevanhegen2574 you do know that some of them have different names in english? Bayern is Bavaria in english and Niedersachsen is Lower Saxony just to name a few ;)
@malte19843 жыл бұрын
01:07 Schleswig-Holstein is the northernmost federal state of Germany, bordering Denmark in the north and Lower Saxony, Hamburg and Mecklenburg-western Pomerania in the south. It is the only german federal state that has direct access to the North Sea AND the Baltic Sea. The most important places there are the citys of Kiel, Lübeck and Flensburg and the Islands Sylt and Fehmarn (Fun fact: Fehmarn is the place where Jimmy Hendrix had his last gig before he died)
@JaredtheRabbit4 жыл бұрын
“Charles the Seventh” -ignores the fact that XII is 12
@t-90ms4 жыл бұрын
Drew: ' says ardane instead of ardenne' French people: VIVE LA RÉVOLUTIONÁ!
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
REVOLUTION REEEEEE
@hayati63744 жыл бұрын
“Viva” is Spanish though hahaha
@t-90ms4 жыл бұрын
@@hayati6374 yet the French used it on their revolutionary posters hmm interesting
@hayati63744 жыл бұрын
@@t-90ms no French is ‘vive la révolution
@hayati63744 жыл бұрын
@@t-90ms with E
@domi_fleiss87384 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Drew when he sees the flag of Schleswig Holstein: I don't know what this place is
@sophiakrause39443 жыл бұрын
I mean I would have been shocked if he knew that it was a staate in Germany...
@bibyboy90853 жыл бұрын
@@sophiakrause3944 im still bitter... denmark:)))
@p3chv0gel223 жыл бұрын
Tbf why would anyone know Schleswig-Holstein? I mean, it's a nice place and so on, but i'd say it's our most boring state
@bibyboy90853 жыл бұрын
@@p3chv0gel22 i agree, but as im danish i am salty XD
@Dr.Leymen2 жыл бұрын
@@bibyboy9085 Please annex us again. Germany kinda sucks. And when we are at it, annex Brandenburg, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Niedersachsen as well
@PabloGarcia-ws7kr4 жыл бұрын
Drew: "Switzerland used to fight each other..." Spain: What i see??? A rival???
@Skel10014 жыл бұрын
Mexico: Pathetic
@alexandrepezzotti93444 жыл бұрын
France: amateurs
@AlteryxGaming4 жыл бұрын
The Balkans: “Fine, we’ll do it ourselves,”
@demon_xd_3 жыл бұрын
Si
@ZeroEagle6672 жыл бұрын
Russia: Amateurs
@ANONYM00SE4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a unoriginal flag This post was brought to you by Nepal gang
@NagalandHH4 жыл бұрын
Nepal flag is cool and unique
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
This post was approved by republic of Venice gang
@privateer77664 жыл бұрын
This post is approved by portuguese gang
@kjpark09073 жыл бұрын
Post assisted by the Mameluke Egypt gang
@owenaspinall20463 жыл бұрын
Noted.
@callumvantriet29414 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: most of those flags derived from the Dutch one, GEKOLONISEERD
@ibloodynemesisi19344 жыл бұрын
Well I dont knnow about the others, but the one of Schleswig-Holstein isnt.
@monekenke4 жыл бұрын
The Dutch: Mr International
@callumvantriet29414 жыл бұрын
@@ibloodynemesisi1934 all the slavic ones are
@camello01084 жыл бұрын
*Oranje boven intensifies
@karwan63854 жыл бұрын
Now it's reverse gekoloniseerd. Because of the immigrants.
@braindedc0rpse4 жыл бұрын
Spartan soilder: [Gets stabbed 2 times and is shot with 2 arrows on his left arm and 1 on his stomache] Me: *Hold up*
@camiblack14 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the Lenin statue in the US is really a (Czecho)Slovakian statue.
@TheArklyte4 жыл бұрын
Import a second one and make him high five himself.
@ThatCzechGuy3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Never write (Czecho)slovakia
@ronelel21092 жыл бұрын
@@ThatCzechGuy Says the czechian
@Post_the_most2 жыл бұрын
@@TheArklyte Nice Idea reminds me of that Obama meme but better
@tomascifuentesgomez66254 жыл бұрын
1:32 Actually, Mexico city was built in a swamp, and to this day its sinking... The city is *literally* sinking.
@liamlatham4104 жыл бұрын
It’s the same city.
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
Sad Venice noises
@shetos12334 жыл бұрын
@Martin Casinillo Venice sank long time ago
@weston-ym8yj4 жыл бұрын
same city. just got invaded and rebuilt by spaniards
@voided_sun4 жыл бұрын
I think Mexico City is the same thing as Tenochtitlan, capital of the Aztecs.
@legendarysimon19934 жыл бұрын
the polish actually captured moscow but lost it after a short while, won the war though
@gpatoy59762 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: for the Greek part , Odyssey is literaly named after Odysseus big balls was the asset to have making everything else look smaller in comparison
@ЧедЛиблефт4 жыл бұрын
3:00 That's why I'm Eastern Ortodox and not Catholic Now give me Internet points please
@noididask54483 жыл бұрын
7:41 Drew : I was born in the wrong gen-
@starwarskrabbe26583 жыл бұрын
1:08 thats Schleswig-Holstein a state in Germany
@jenkinsfamily22294 жыл бұрын
Charles the Twelfth: exists Drew: Hey Charles the Seventh! How goes it
@anaveragemedicoreguy16444 жыл бұрын
0:19 they were ROOMMATES
@hokfook4 жыл бұрын
9:32 plot twist the gray is Swiss
@emperorthybal52243 жыл бұрын
2:26 "That's not your girl that's; Charles the 7th!" me a swede: "I can't believe you've done this"
@schneesturm53034 жыл бұрын
I'm a normal german person I see Schleswig-Hostein in the Thumbnail and I click
@HomebaseLHR3 жыл бұрын
1:13 “whatever this place is” BRUH....
@tomascifuentesgomez66254 жыл бұрын
1:02 As a Chilean, I approve of this.
@TomDreamshow4 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielvalenzuela7114 ah si, dentro de chile hay paises *muy logico*
@tuviejadlc39514 жыл бұрын
@@TomDreamshow Pero por supuesto
@samtheking57593 жыл бұрын
L O N G C H I L E
@ytgameing35002 жыл бұрын
5:15 That aged like milk, on the surface of the sun
@mshaqed25384 жыл бұрын
Drew, the polish captured Moscow twice during the time of troubles and even sacked it.
@20Tom074 жыл бұрын
Mecklenburg-Vorpommern: Ight Imma head out
@rasmusn.e.m10644 жыл бұрын
Guys, I'm concerned about how hard quarantine has been for Drew. He's now so used to only seeing torsos, he mistook the X for a depressed V looking at its reflection in a deep, deep lake...
@MrBisonorus3 жыл бұрын
1:55 does that mean no one survived in mario oddysey but odyseuss Secret ending unlocked
@leonardorivelorivelo92534 жыл бұрын
Everyone saying the spanish inquisition was unexpected *The inquisitors who outright said they were investigating you* Bruh
@danteblue53 жыл бұрын
3:45 "not available in Argentina"
@hotlinesanzensekai70844 жыл бұрын
9:25 English has a lot of latin influence, tho. Mostly through french.
@PrimusGladius4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention how many more languages use the latin alphabet.
@plumebrisee62062 жыл бұрын
Yeah 60% of the English vocabulary have a French (and Normand ,but it's a French dialect) origin ,because of this ,52% of the English vocabulary is also of Latin origin .
@chubskii3 жыл бұрын
8:37 Ruf: back of the line buddy
@clarrebarre4 жыл бұрын
Charles the seventh. Charles the Twelth: Am i a joke to you?
@Donald_Trump_20244 жыл бұрын
01:18 NO DREW, THAT STAR KILLED ALMOST A MILLION PEOPLE.
@andrej32614 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Drew: Charles the 7th(XII) The entire comment section: Bruh
@stevothestreamer3 жыл бұрын
Schleswig-Holstein is a state in the north of Germany bordering Denmark
@fabianmichaelgockner59884 жыл бұрын
1:14 The one flag with the name "Schleswig-Holstein" is actually a state (Bundesland) of the Federal Republuc of Germany.
@braven_3 жыл бұрын
3:16 If you're wondering where 'You are a saucy boy' is from. It's from Romeo and Juliet when Lord Capulet (Juliet's father) is pissed at his nephew, Tybalt (Juliet's cousin).
@fizoxxlul3 жыл бұрын
6:18 lol das Känguru hat es einfach ins amerikanische YT geschafft xD Lol the kangaroo (german comedy film/books) made it to american YT xD
@jannikmonti41702 жыл бұрын
Ein Traum für alle Fans des Kängurus es dort auch zu sehen
@123petrussian43 жыл бұрын
10:19:Oh hi bro!
@goncalonovais36054 жыл бұрын
10:33 that thing of “an object in motion, when no force is being applied to it, it stays in motion” isn’t about gravity😂 it’s about inertia
@goncalonovais36054 жыл бұрын
7:13 this paint is a representation of the portuguese regicide right? If it’s not and it is about other country i’m sorry for my ignorance because i’m portuguese and we had an event exactly like this (i think it was in 1908, u can go check it out)
@sambertrams4 жыл бұрын
Schleswig-Holstein Is the most northern german State, Drew
@countingcards12084 жыл бұрын
‘You won, why you bringing up the past’ Tell that to every American after 10 seconds with a British guy.
@skrivnigospod32964 жыл бұрын
How does he not know about Schleswig-Holstein?... Also, CHARLES THE SEVENTH???
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s Charles the 8th
@OverlordMalarkey4 жыл бұрын
Nah its Charles the Fifth
@Nipplator999999999994 жыл бұрын
I've been to Schleswig-Holstein when I was on deployment in the US Army, but I still wasn't certain exactly where it was... I'm soo sorry Germany, but I have had a lot of head injuries in my defense.
@saulgoodman50732 жыл бұрын
0:27 He was probably making a joke here but the reason we don't just print more money is because if we did the money would lose its value and inflation would go through the roof(but he probably new that since the Weimar Republic became inflated and fell into an economic depression for this reason)
@heyitshuttz37054 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the Ottman empire was still here
@venicejustvenice34244 жыл бұрын
No U
@Drheims4 жыл бұрын
@@venicejustvenice3424 Oh no...
@uccigucci41854 жыл бұрын
Text: That's not your girl, that's Charles XII Drew: No, Charles VII
@liamlatham4104 жыл бұрын
No one: Drew: Ver-eye-ed
@paulusconnectus3 жыл бұрын
1:08 whatever this place is? Its the most northern state of germany, and also the state I happen to live in. Because of your lack of knowledge this post is now DEUTSCHES STAATSEIGENTUM! :)
@johanrosenberg63424 жыл бұрын
In Serbia-Montenegros defense, their official name was Yugoslavia*. So having the same flag isn't that bad. * Not just Yugoslavia, but I can't recall the rest of the name. So it could be something like "The Republic of Yugoslavia".
@acryllicllc3 жыл бұрын
Chamberlain sacrificed his legacy to save britain, a true hero
@simpingshrimp47913 жыл бұрын
2:52 Sauce? 🙄
@handsomeduck23103 жыл бұрын
1:09 Schleswig Holstein is a state in Germany 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
@shadelz33054 жыл бұрын
Nobody: XII Drew: *S E V E N*
@ALLTH3YW4NT3D3 жыл бұрын
XII: (exists) Drew not knowing what Roman numeral it is: *ah yes, the number 7*
@xetachron4 жыл бұрын
XII "Charles the 7th" -drew
@maxheigl15923 жыл бұрын
4:50 the first mass extinction was caused by a species of bacteria
@sadsovietspy4 жыл бұрын
The Germans lost the war, but they won the fashion war AM I RIGHT GIRLS?!
@andii-4 жыл бұрын
drew: “king henry like ‘im tired of knocking out all these wives!’” king henry: *are you sure about that?*
@skothi3534 жыл бұрын
1:08 *cries in danish*
@FriedrichBarb4 жыл бұрын
* *Coughs in German* *
@Peterson4043 жыл бұрын
6:50 I think that might be the Lenin statue in Seattle if not we have one for some reason
@G0TIMAN4 жыл бұрын
2:40 They did, lol. For like two years.
@imnotsteviewonder4 жыл бұрын
8:37 Sorry for being a nerd, but the Bugatti EB110 held the record for like half a year or so between the XJ220 and the F1
@bondu37914 жыл бұрын
here before the mee6 ping
@gernot_h56133 жыл бұрын
1:09 That is the Bundesland I am from (nothern germany)
@Default-ts1hn4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Due to a Texas law regarding US history textbooks, most textbook companies are forced to include more Texas history than they would originally find necessary. As Texas is one of the most populous states, it would be sales suicide to not include said information. And that is probably the only reason anyone outside of Texas actually remembers the Alamo.
@icedragon20304 жыл бұрын
6:30 surely there is one, like... Luxumberg... Or something
@vonKraehe4 жыл бұрын
6:26 Funny, the sketch was made by a German, not an Australian.
@draochvar96464 жыл бұрын
Känguru Chronikäääään!
@ShowNoMarci4 жыл бұрын
Schleswig-Holstein is the danish place that got independent 1864-1864
@bornstar4814 жыл бұрын
Right don’t you hate it when people call Schleswig-Holstein German
@COB_74 жыл бұрын
Uuuuh, are we just gonna skim over how he pronounced Gif
@mommaoof49754 жыл бұрын
The correct way
@xjanise24123 жыл бұрын
3:20 believe me, smart ppl like the dumbest humor(might have sth to do with sleep deprication) dishsoap
@Kuroi_Karasu4 жыл бұрын
Me: Asks for heart Drew: Doesn’t see the comment Also Me: Noted
@wediaklup4 жыл бұрын
6:20 ah yes, finally Die Känguru-Chroniken in an English video
@admiralfishchipsman5734 жыл бұрын
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. oh crap I accidentally just commented the entire Declaration of Independence
@SirRheilffordd4 жыл бұрын
6:20 this template is from the Känguru Chroniken its a german film but its so funny and the book too. every one should know it. Change my mind
@eruno_4 жыл бұрын
To be fair there are countries who did not commit any "bad things" like genocides or imperialism. Like Estonia, Latvia etc
@zyanego31704 жыл бұрын
Estonia once had a authoritarian President but that's it
@Arikian3 жыл бұрын
1:08 Schleswig-Holstein is a state in Germany that borders Denmark
@kilianfirebolt3 жыл бұрын
1:11 its a state in germany
@RaraZeCat3 жыл бұрын
3:36 did he just probounce boer like Bo-er and not boor.
@Croy063 жыл бұрын
7:48 that doesn't make any sense because the Mark 1 is a British tank, and the M1 Abrams is a American tank
@ItsWazzza3 жыл бұрын
0:27 Drew: ''I just don't understand why we don't print more money.'' because it would make currency less valuable.
@bulldowozer58584 жыл бұрын
8:32 The Germans actually negotiated with the British, that a World War could be avoided, if Austria took Serbias capital right away. They told Austria about that and they did absolutly nothing.
@hisstatus3 жыл бұрын
Austria took Belgrade in the early war...it didnt end. What you smoking
@valentintapata22684 жыл бұрын
Cleopatra had the brains and the money, but not the looks.
@larrydzemorsky17774 жыл бұрын
6:55 Neon Lenin from Nowa Huta, Poland has been removed about 10 years ago. People had seen it as a symbol of soviet occupation, EVEN NEON AND PISSING.
@KlaxontheImpailr3 жыл бұрын
0:49 the second logo should be all green because that’s the color of the upper right in the first logo.
@martinstokes8993 жыл бұрын
10:32 fun fact: he was never hit in the head with an apple but instead an apple fell beside him
@UlmDoesAnything4 жыл бұрын
Drew:Charles the Seventh The X in XII:am I a Joke to you?
@cedain58634 жыл бұрын
Schleswig-Holstein is a state (Bundesland) in Germany, it's in the south of Denmark
@krasistefanovlol2 жыл бұрын
"what, you egg" sounds like an insult that is trying its hardest to sound nice