The Most Pathetic Messages Of All Time

These are the most pathetic messages of all time.
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[@Th3GamingAddict]

That last one has to be one of the hardest fumbles I've ever seen in my life💀

[@firstwave3463]

i hope she reported him to the cops

[@wakpak4399]

I would not want to go on a 2nd date with that guy

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@wakpak4399 anyone who is mentally stable wouldn't even so much as reply to that man ever again.

[@Alazshit]

I honestly just can't wrap my head around how anyone can be THIS down bad

[@Technocratic_Crow]

Nah man, they are not down bad, they are down ASTRONOMICALLY

[@thatonefpsgamer1339]

Its because life has gotten down to them and beaten them to a pulp

[@ICanCDeadPeople]

Cause it's fake. Probs just ppl msging themself for social media attention

[@docplays6508]

Down atrocious. What are the levels beyond being down atrocious?

[@jacobhawley60]

@@docplays6508 Catastrophic? Blunder? Idk.

[@disgustedcharlie6679]

First guy ain't even down bad. He's down there with the bones of the dinosaurs jesus christ

[@rebeccacummings6697]

Fossils don't work like that, the bones are gone, the rocks preserved the shape of them.

[@disgustedcharlie6679]

@@rebeccacummings6697 thanks for the buzzkill becky.

[@vyros.3234]

His body count is too high

[@sandhamitizer9706]

He went so far down that he defied gravity, dropped off the face of the planet, and somehow fell down to the ever expanding floor of the universe.

[@alexsartandmusic]

He's down with the metallic hydrogen speculated to exist in Jupiter's core

[@olafowl5678]

One thing to remember though is a lot of these types of messages are fake to get attention online lol, gotta take everything with a grain of salt these days

[@ComposedSage75]

Agreed

[@kaobiugwu435]

I don't understand why people let their guard down when it comes to down bad posts like this. It's social media.

[@Mrgomodefr]

Factual. Niggahs do anything for clout these days

[@senpai_dolph7873]

@@Mrgomodefr bruhhh chill this is not our L

[@jimbojimbo3801]

Agreed these probably fake

[@stardust464]

The last one scares me tbh. You really never know what someone is thinking.

[@alexiscastillolopez6739]

Even scarier when u realize she actually wanted to go out with this creep again before realizing how he really is😵‍💫

[@tilburg8683]

I was like is that the thumbnail one? And I'm super curious and oh BOIIIIII did I not expect that.

[@thunderstrikegaming7583]

@@tilburg8683 Yeah same

[@bdsmgaming3627]

Such an idiot too, you had a chance but you threw it away but anyway it's good because she avoided a red flag

[@Petey-HutJRS]

When I saw the thumbnail I was like "those messages don't seem so bad." then he got to it and I was straight up at a loss for words 😳 how that guy even got that far I will never know.

[@rubikvoncube3583]

same for me honestly

[@HerobrineGaming]

yes I was like "oh that seems normal" then we get to see the full at the end... absolutely abhorrent. how could one mess up so badly? for her sake, glad he did so she could realize he's crazy

[@Acer11818]

yeah i haven't watched the video yet so i thought it really wasn't bad at all but i'm scrolling through these comments and 👀

[@daz1676]

These messages are just attention hoaxs 🙄

[@Reskov]

Yeah by looking at the thumbnail alone you'd think it would just be a wholesome comment...then you read the very next sentence...

[@voltzx1040]

Last guy fumbled the bag on whole new level. He was already in there and felt the need to say that

[@Pratixp]

I just got dumped today and this is actually making me feel pretty good about myself

[@jacobwitt2070]

Keep your head up king

[@Jamie-927]

You didn't break up shes broke you're up

[@Uvuv6969]

broke up last week, tbh same

[@Omar-om4kh]

@@Jamie-927 my new favorite quote

[@xxultimatebonapartexx2821]

We’ll wait for you at the gym king

[@themanwhosoldtheworld3284]

"are you leftist?" I'm glad someone is asking the real questions in our society.

[@mellosquid]

joker was right; we do, in fact, live in a society

[@BrendenHarley]

It's ok, they're a redditor

[@shittyytaccount3287]

Are YOU a leftist?

[@fhufhfhjfjfjf9534]

@@shittyytaccount3287 what does leftist mean?

[@shittyytaccount3287]

@@fhufhfhjfjfjf9534 it means that someone is a liberal. And a liberal is a Democrat.

[@thehindenburg3402]

Opti please more down bad videos, we DEMAND more of them.

[@patrickracer43]

"I'm such a nice guy that I considered forcing myself on you" that ain't how being nice works chief

[@mcraeknisely7301]

Because of my job (I’m a mermaid performer) I get plenty of strange dms that are kinda similar. Like old men tell me they want to give me “fins & back massage 😉” or that “mermaids don’t wear bras!”

[@KingBlu98]

Sad lol

[@Little.Spark.]

Aw, sorry you have to deal with that but what a cool job! ^^

[@ashleybrooke2087]

I'd just keep asking about the singing crab.

[@Uvuv6969]

what does a mermaid performer do, I didn’t know that there would be enough work to make a living off of it

[@mcraeknisely7301]

@@Uvuv6969 I also do princess work. It’s mostly entertainment for kids parties and it’s surprisingly popular in my area. However, I’m in high school so it’s not like I have to pay rent or anything. If was in college and had to pay for stuff it’s definitely not enough for a living

[@danmancino22]

We need more kink shaming.

[@oogle9444]

And better parenting

[@nemec7914]

True.

[@Gchildwarrior]

Kink shaming is my kink at this point

[@regularbrain8712]

​@@Gchildwarriorlmfao

[@cyberdemonic260]

These messages genuinely make me sad

[@Gchildwarrior]

They make me feel better that I'm not like this

[@renegadereaper3205]

these feel like when you're just surfing the internet and finding the regular degenerates.

[@SirAlbion]

There are very few things in life that get me feeling all cringe and awkward these messages is one of them

[@darkbrothr3717]

This is why KINK SHAMING is good, people have become too comfortable expressing their kinks and fantasies.

[@tldr585]

Tl;Dr real talk

[@gone9820]

Definetly. Especially is the kinks are literally harmful. There are people who think that being obese is hot???

[@autisticscreechling4950]

Have to kind of agree with you there. If there isn't a social media site catered exclusively to kink freaks looking to hook up with or befriend other kink freaks to share their weird fetishes with by now; please, god, SOMEBODY make one so that these people can stop creeping on single people (mostly women) everywhere else on the internet!

[@r.lo3ding766]

Some ppl dont deserve that shi, others do. Like the ppl in the video

[@SociaII]

@@r.lo3ding766 naw dawg all kinks are able to be made fun of

[@panterafanloco1600]

This is the type of messages that a Sailor Moon male fans would do.

[@telphex4471]

Chris chan moment

[@g1sunstreaker584]

Video is great, but I'm just appreciating those fantastic goals and that one epic goalie moment in the game.

[@NJisaverage]

fr I even learned something from that. I’m bad at Rocket League

[@g1sunstreaker584]

@@NJisaverage NO BC SAME

[@ThePatrick5516]

Just want to appreciate at 3:25, that was a sick shot.

[@ComposedSage75]

One good thing these pathetic messages provide is endless roast material and content online 🍿

[@luminouskiwi1104]

The “are you a leftist” question was definitely the post-nut clarity talking

[@couldntthinkofaname.3775]

Before messaging someone, just imagine how that message would look like in a screenshot. This is the only advice i can give to these people. Honestly how can someone be this down bad.

[@DestroyTheWokeBrainrot]

This.... is such a simple concept, yet so good.

[@MrOiram46]

7:30 Not even acquaintance zone bruh, that would be *RESTRAINING ORDER ZONE* 😂

[@theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778]

The only one of these that I found acceptable was the guy asking if she was a leftist.

[@whenshekeepssucking6916]

I mean… Yeah, that does seem important. Especially nowadays where a lot of people, regardless of political alignment, can be REALLY stingy about what they believe in and consider different opinions as a problem. Good to know before you end up getting with you constantly disagreeing with

[@SilverSpireZ]

I’m so happy to see these back! The “down bad” videos are some of my favorites from you!

[@TheBlubberWhale]

Bro that last one caught me WAY off guard, here I am just doing my work and it’s like a freight train hit me

[@hollow6178]

Optimus should put his message from that video he deleted from the girl that clearly didn’t like him lol

[@exotikals116]

Ong

[@RyanSoltani]

Finally someone mentioned it

[@Marlinkz_]

What did the message say

[@no-du1qn]

@@Marlinkz_ look up optimus's deleted vid. Top result

[@squidward9747]

@@RyanSoltani Fr everyone forgot

[@holdynvaughn85]

Immediately after listening to the first one I felt the urge to take a shower and contemplate my life decisions, and it only grew worse😂😂😂😂😂

[@gun_slinger2677]

Optimus just sounds mad disgusted with these you can hear the high pitch from the deep voice in this one

[@aquamidget1131]

all these people had the luck to find a girl that not only matches them but also is respectful and tries and they do THIS??? bruh

[@Trinket_Master]

God I remember when Rocket League was a good game, then they made it free, locked all progression behind paywalls and gave players who actually paid for the game literally so incentive to ever play again

[@kommandantkillcode]

What do you mean by the progression being locked behind paywalls? The only progression that wasn’t random chance since a short period of time after the launch of the game was competitive, and you don’t have to pay a dime for that. Furthermore, getting higher ranks in competitive and playing enough matches gives rank-based rewards that range from alright to spectacular depending on the season.

[@auugh43546]

I feel as though someone on narcotics would act more rational than these beasts

[@MitsuniNika]

This is a optimus classic back when he made these twitter comment or strange messages coverage videos to roast on some weirdos out in the depths of the internet

[@mattjunior3024]

please keep these videos up man , they are funny asf

[@ozarkhippie]

Those NPCs need to reroll their stats at the nearest town.

[@gullywashere6985]

Make this a series, love it

[@caravansubjecttochains2004]

I love this series, please do more of these :D

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

let me catch MY SON.... wait wrong channel

[@Palivox]

They're very similar, go ahead say it

[@KingBlu98]

Bro that's funny I love how much they sound similar

[@stelena1406]

The way I started clapping like a mad man when he got that aerial goal

[@DoomShrm]

Bro I just got friendzoned in the worst way possible but this is making me feel p good about myself.

[@_aj_6760]

4:31 ahh...the duality of man

[@SHATTEREDxBLADE1]

I didn’t know how much I needed this

[@dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841]

.............. This is one of the reason why Aliens aren't visiting us

[@USER_S4V4NT]

i wouldn’t consider myself normal but now i do and i need a scientific explanation how these erp weirdos get this far when i get ghosted before we even have a conversation.

[@phantomghostthedripgod9474]

The last one is so crazy that I can’t even try to understand the thought process.

[@mandozzz__]

Great vid but I was more focused on you scoring that nasty goal then going on to win the match 😂

[@danielmaclaughlin538]

This series is too funny dude keep it up 👍

[@lynchsman2069]

"Invented a new category" The category of R Kelly's disciples

[@zetsuya1]

Nahhh I need a series💀🙏🏽🙏🏽.

[@Pseudonymist]

That guy at the end had us in the first half

[@mrplayfulshade1038]

Lowkey my favorite type of videos from you

[@leocookies1844]

Roleplay community is disgusted with those people who forcefully start roleplays like this without even saying "hello" first (I'm talking about the first picture he said, and the others that just...God i just can't) And yeah those are cringe even for me (and i am part of the roleplay community, call me cringe, i can understand but no offense idc about your negative opinions)

[@Gamer1990100]

Nice to see some elements of the lower end of the food chain.

[@docplays6508]

All these texts make me want to hide in my skin like turtle hides in its shell

[@thelittleowl1]

These guys need to be on a list!

[@beasty7063]

Just that last dude I feel sorry like she was all up for a second date and one message ruined his chances forever.

[@Kenny_Blender]

I'm not surprised about "can you spit in my mouth" part

[@blackbelt123100]

These are the types of guys that make me not feel bad about myself. I just remember there's people like these ones

[@kittenpaws404]

"Do not be calling people kitten..." I wish someone would've told this to my kindergarten-freshman year friend group cause that was actually my nickname.. Until they finally figured out that, 'hey maybe calling this person a pet name, is not a good idea'. I wish i was joking but honestly I am not, and before i get called a furry again- the kitten part of my username was because of my old nickname

[@Gaurang_Karande]

7:58 Aye yo what the heck

[@terry6729]

This is a certified oblivion NPC moment

[@detectivehan5717]

I just have one thing to say about the final image…. WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHERING F*CK?!?

[@zaraballew]

bro i'm dying

[@josephspagnolo3376]

2:58 Opti couldn’t contain himself here😭😭😭

[@completelyactivegamingchannel]

As someone who roleplays with consenting people. The first one made one of my organs shut down.

[@xTornado78x]

Imagine being friendzoned so hard, you create a new category

[@IgonDrakeWarrior]

That first message had me dead 💀

[@cwcpants140]

If i cant call you kitten, is “baby cat” okay? 😂

[@cyanide7389]

1:36 yeah... as someone who used to frequently ERP back in the day, that would be my same reaction.

[@nemec7914]

What's erp?

[@TrishaSmith]

Oh lord. Here we go.

[@goosemann2389]

This made me scream in pain in the school cafetarium

[@frankiejones7858]

How the English professor slides in dms

[@insurgent6895]

What a save

[@genericnameandgamertag7448]

1:43this is the definition of a face palm

[@griffx22]

Need more videos like this lol

[@alphagamer1802]

Dude the last one is just.. wow

[@user1nation]

Yo leave them alone! They're lowering the bar for everyone else 🤣

[@filxie]

2:00 had me dead bro 💀💀

[@808BENDER]

I can't get over how cracked Optimus is at rocket league

[@yougoslavia]

1:36 as someone who lives in Nubia in minecraft, I am disappointed.

[@princesscadance197]

The amount of 'Just... Why?' that I feel is unhealthy.

[@phonethant4932]

0:30 bro how did that not get in??

[@krizgobunz5526]

I legit got vertigo watching this

[@awesome8831]

the messages in the last part of the video are funny asf

[@thearizonaranger4079]

*Man was Earth core levels of down bad oh my god*

[@jfierrar]

We live in a society... 😒

[@TheInvaderT]

Unspoken Rizz

[@concessiongoon6302]

Optimus said Bro like 98 times in this video 😂

[@Stoudtminer]

So the first few messages. That is like a turn on for some people, what I mean is the "*strokes (insert thing here)*" is a turn on for some people. However, doing it with someone you don't know is wrong and also yea that dude is down bad.

[@ajc121992]

More of these videos!!! Please 😂😂😂

[@YouVSMeTV]

That last one was definitely beginners serial killer territory. Yeesh.

[@wadesheckles5420]

"You're scarin' the hoes away bro" -Optimus

[@gamerstheater1187]

my soul started hurting when he failed that first goal

[@-1000_damage]

That first one might as well be a cursed image.

[@astralandyuri9827]

The last guy had me in the first half then he got wild

[@Constantine_Aurelian]

I feel my T levels dropping hearing these texts bro

[@CokefishR]

That last one though... he knows how to oxymoron...

[@morgonfr33m4n1337z]

Thumbnail guy literally scored but then proceeds to burn himself

[@chrxmeheartsxxx]

Bro down bad tremendously