The MOST Progressive And Pretentious Dialogue In Gaming!!! (Dragon Age The Veilguard Compilation)

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Joe, The Alternative Gamer

Joe, The Alternative Gamer

Күн бұрын

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@Kris.G
@Kris.G 15 күн бұрын
"Here... vegetables... So... I'm non-binary" Superb writing!
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@Kris.G best in the business!
@wampyrelli
@wampyrelli 14 күн бұрын
Maybe Tash was pissed that their mom made them cook because it's supposed to be feminine according to the writer. Which provoked them to put an end to it? That's the only meaningful explanation I can think of...
@dannymachine5564
@dannymachine5564 14 күн бұрын
​@@wampyrelli Bro if that true the writer of this game is a genius, the writer think cooking is just for women although it is basic skill everyone should have
@Rinzler555
@Rinzler555 13 күн бұрын
​@@wampyrelli wtf who cares
@Shimospeher
@Shimospeher 13 күн бұрын
xDDDD So you basically had something that look like a half demon which start talk with her mother by saying "i'm nonbinary"? Damn, I miss I not talk with my players as NPC when I was a game master before. And her mother sound very reasonable and ask good questions, propably something you should expect from well manered demon looking thing. But all fall the moment when she start to talk some crap, more I expected some "kill for Khorne and not talk some bullcrap".
@tonymacintosh3744
@tonymacintosh3744 14 күн бұрын
this isn't dragon age, it identifies as dragon age ......
@Toni_560
@Toni_560 13 күн бұрын
It's "drag on age" the pride guard
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@tonymacintosh3744 truth!
@binho2224
@binho2224 10 күн бұрын
Without the Dragon Age in the name, it would be completely forgettable.
@Geffi01
@Geffi01 6 күн бұрын
Haha the irony 😂 Brilliant comment.
@georgeray1906
@georgeray1906 3 күн бұрын
Correction it's wearing the skin of Dragon Age.
@aaronalbertson8670
@aaronalbertson8670 14 күн бұрын
Its unbelievably realistic how the non binary character gets angry at shit for no reason, lol
@Duuuuuuudeeee
@Duuuuuuudeeee 13 күн бұрын
Signs of mental instability
@Agent789_0
@Agent789_0 13 күн бұрын
@@Duuuuuuudeeee Says a lot doesn't it.
@Flesh_Wizard
@Flesh_Wizard 13 күн бұрын
Bioware secretly Basedware?
@bvowels
@bvowels 13 күн бұрын
@@Flesh_Wizard Not the game we wanted, but portrays people accurately?
@ThePopo543
@ThePopo543 13 күн бұрын
Also the most annoying one, makes everything about themselves, and is basically the textbook definition of a Mary-Sue.
@Mick2K
@Mick2K 15 күн бұрын
I think I see a pattern of which character is the most annoying in this game.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@Mick2K yea I’m starting to piece it together too!
@jackvancekirkland
@jackvancekirkland 14 күн бұрын
The asian elf is really bad too.
@Flesh_Wizard
@Flesh_Wizard 13 күн бұрын
​@@jackvancekirklandshe looks like she's about to report me to HR
@SystemCrasher113
@SystemCrasher113 13 күн бұрын
Yeah all the so called Female characters and that other thing
@steeefan4659
@steeefan4659 12 күн бұрын
@@SystemCrasher113 😂😂
@tangroro
@tangroro 14 күн бұрын
I feel bad for the mother, she was very reasonable
@nappyk96
@nappyk96 13 күн бұрын
Yeah, the irrational anger is very realistic from my experience. I used to work with a non binary person, and she would get offended whenever someone referred to her as "she" or "her" even though biologically it was pretty obvious were female.
@leehalloway8787
@leehalloway8787 13 күн бұрын
The mom was just trying to figure out what was going on. She asked some questions but she was yelled at for not immediately accepting what she didn't understand.
@lexfrenchy8159
@lexfrenchy8159 12 күн бұрын
You can feel this is someone's trauma dump here. That person should go to therapy instead of exposing their mommy issues to the world.
@gamblernohero5982
@gamblernohero5982 9 күн бұрын
I wished I had Tash mother, mine wasn't even close if we're talking about reasonable people, but I guess this self-inserted character was meant to be sth else, as we should be on her side in this rather than support her mother.
@Ruenvale
@Ruenvale 14 күн бұрын
"So... I'm nonbinary." 10/10 GOTY STUNNING AND BRAVE YAAAAS
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@Ruenvale 11/10
@vbgfrnc
@vbgfrnc 13 күн бұрын
Time to find the IQ ive lost watching this video
@MrDakold
@MrDakold 13 күн бұрын
YAAAS QUUUUEEEN
@Dion06
@Dion06 7 күн бұрын
@@MrDakold queen is feminine you stupid, she literally said they're not that. Just say something humble like: "YAAAS THY MAJESTY"
@Unconcerned_Orange
@Unconcerned_Orange 15 күн бұрын
you just KNOW that this is a self-insert. Omg i cringed so hard i almost threw up
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@Unconcerned_Orange it’s gotta be!
@Alexdeadman00
@Alexdeadman00 14 күн бұрын
Have a look at who directed. It most definitely is a self insert.
@donglegs
@donglegs 14 күн бұрын
@@Alexdeadman00 What, she got an actual writer to write a self insert for her?
@donglegs
@donglegs 14 күн бұрын
@@Alexdeadman00 Why are they non-binary then?
@MrDezokokotar
@MrDezokokotar 13 күн бұрын
@@Alexdeadman00 The writer for this character is someone else, someone non-binary. So yes, its a self-insert.
@iwantobeliev9633
@iwantobeliev9633 14 күн бұрын
Insert Peter Griffin "who starts a conversation like that?"
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@iwantobeliev9633 hahahaha
@binho2224
@binho2224 10 күн бұрын
You know something is terribly wrong when you totally agree with Peter without a second thought!
@JonDoe..
@JonDoe.. 14 күн бұрын
I love when developers inject their mental illnesses and insecurities into a fantasy game. 10/10, greatest video game of all time.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@JonDoe.. it makes for the best stories! lol
@jonmiller308
@jonmiller308 6 күн бұрын
at least she got muscles. the best part of the male gender at least. cant wait to see her in last of us 3
@jonmiller308
@jonmiller308 6 күн бұрын
i mean they
@LonelyDaniel0106
@LonelyDaniel0106 6 күн бұрын
it's their fantasy
@demzus
@demzus 13 күн бұрын
There's no option to sacrifice this character to a random cult?
@frisby7143
@frisby7143 13 күн бұрын
Oh do I wish there was
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@demzus there’s no choice!
@_Just_John
@_Just_John 12 күн бұрын
There are no choices in modern RPGs.
@mandrews6282
@mandrews6282 11 күн бұрын
I saw someone post a vid showing that if you don’t have a strong enough bond with her and choose her to go defend something at one point she legit gets one tap dumpstered by some huge burly man in one of the climax battles.
@t.isurvivalist7537
@t.isurvivalist7537 10 күн бұрын
That already happened.
@nagaimmortal5658
@nagaimmortal5658 13 күн бұрын
The funny thing is that such "dialogs" provoke even more hatred and harm rather than help.... Forcibly imposing something only breeds more resistance.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@nagaimmortal5658 there’s a better way!
@liveyourdreammedia
@liveyourdreammedia 15 күн бұрын
Who approved this, thinking it will legitimately help them sell more games. This is ridiculous. Ruining games to pander to a fraction of the population. They deserve everything they get from this.
@liveyourdreammedia
@liveyourdreammedia 15 күн бұрын
Also not only non binary, but also a sexual predator which seems to be totally fine in the game world
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@liveyourdreammedia captain DEI did it
@liveyourdreammedia
@liveyourdreammedia 15 күн бұрын
@@joethealternativegamer3935 he clearly didn't learn from captain hindsight 😂
@RhiMorningstar17
@RhiMorningstar17 14 күн бұрын
What's even more hilarious is that this fraction of people won't play this game
@KiffJRockka
@KiffJRockka 13 күн бұрын
yeah, Trump & Musk will fix the issue very fast, I hope these companies dissappear
@BerryBabaBear
@BerryBabaBear 12 күн бұрын
Veilguard writers: "chat gpt, make me a diverse modern medieval story" 😂
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@BerryBabaBear lol
@Longknife
@Longknife 13 күн бұрын
1:08 "Evataash, shokra toh ebra." I choose believe this translates to "daughter, shut the fuck up."
@shinjivizard12
@shinjivizard12 12 күн бұрын
Same 😂
@ptitty123192
@ptitty123192 11 күн бұрын
It actually means "Through struggle, we find purpose." Sten explains that in some of his hidden dialogue in Origins. So this interaction spits in the proverbial face of the interesting complexities of the Qunari because Weekes (the writer of Taash and the guy bastardized the Qunari in Inquisition), Busch (the trans queerosexual gendermancer that was put charge of Veilguard), and the voice actress of Taash (who not-so coincidentally identifies as non-binary) had to make this a vehicle for their collective trauma dump
@SammEater
@SammEater 4 күн бұрын
It does sound like that. Lol
@bimse420
@bimse420 13 күн бұрын
''You smell good. Really good [GROWLS]'' HR HR EW WTF-
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@bimse420 I did the same thing to get my wife lol
@TheMysteriouswatcher
@TheMysteriouswatcher 5 күн бұрын
So when Bull says the same thing in Inquisition it's fine but Taash saying it in this game it's suddenly not?
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 5 күн бұрын
@ Execution and less annoying in inquisition
@TheMysteriouswatcher
@TheMysteriouswatcher 4 күн бұрын
@@joethealternativegamer3935 No, you dislike it because the character saying it happens to be something you don't think should exist
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 4 күн бұрын
@@TheMysteriouswatcher it’s about the execution!
@chriskoschik391
@chriskoschik391 15 күн бұрын
I was about to convince my wife to play this today because she spent 70$ on it, but holy shit, I think we will do a refund and do a 4th run of BG3 with her instead lol
@chairkun9139
@chairkun9139 15 күн бұрын
Yes do please, veilguard is too bad
@chriskoschik391
@chriskoschik391 15 күн бұрын
@ yeah! I figured the DEI stuff might be funny to watch, but this is downright insufferable
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@chriskoschik391 refund! Play origins!
@BloodDracolich
@BloodDracolich 15 күн бұрын
To be clear, BG3 is also very much woke, but they are far less on the nose about it.
@maryapple7108
@maryapple7108 14 күн бұрын
​@@BloodDracolich Agreed. The fact that you can put a penis on your female character and a vagina on your male one and use they/them pronouns is 🤮. But at least it's just kept to that and they focus on story and character development first and foremost.
@makisky4495
@makisky4495 15 күн бұрын
Never touching this shit. Youve played yourself for the last time bioware
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@makisky4495 I’m altering the deal!
@Sekir80
@Sekir80 14 күн бұрын
@@joethealternativegamer3935 Pray I don't alter it further.
@missininaction3680
@missininaction3680 13 күн бұрын
Qunaris...known for their kindness and tolerance lmao
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@missininaction3680 hahahaha oh that lore
@BigGator5
@BigGator5 15 күн бұрын
"I'm nonbinary." "What does that mean?" That she's not a computer? I honestly don't know either.
@liveyourdreammedia
@liveyourdreammedia 15 күн бұрын
Does not compute 😂
@Macheako
@Macheako 15 күн бұрын
“I’m anal log” 🪵 😂
@enigmalex3649
@enigmalex3649 15 күн бұрын
@@liveyourdreammedia Yep,brain does not compute how it should lol
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@BigGator5 🤣🤣🤣
@noblewolfe891
@noblewolfe891 14 күн бұрын
I'm actually glad you brought this up. Because Binary as a word was created in the 1440s. Then gained new definitions over the years, like 1970s and 1990s. Just look at the year differences between the 1440s and 1970-1990s. Dragon age was medieval. Words like binary probably never existed. But it rootly means 'Two of Two' They could have just gone with the Qun word, as spoken in the initial outburst of none acceptance. Qunari have been drilled over this and it's been seen that Tal-Vashoth still show sone respect for their upbringing. Mind you Tal-Vashoth are Undesirables in the Qunari culture. It also guess to say while they do accept members of the Qun who identify as... different? They also barely tolerate them. The Qunari live for the collective- not the individual. Tash being who she is, it's whybthey hate other cultures. The Qunari have also been shown to have the right responses through each game's crisis: The Blight in Origins. The Mage problem in DA2. The state of Thedas in Inquisition. Draconian. But they deal with the issue front and center.
@zoeian6817
@zoeian6817 13 күн бұрын
Vegan mother with non-binary child, that why the father wasn’t around or they don’t know who is the father. Actually it’s pretty realistic.
@Dinosaurman34
@Dinosaurman34 14 күн бұрын
To think that Dragonage 2, as flawed as it is, represented the Qunari perfectly and had the best designs. Now it’s just a frigate wide forehead with horns.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@Dinosaurman34 yea that had issues but still a solid game!
@xFlareLeon
@xFlareLeon 11 күн бұрын
Only DA game I ever played and I definitely think it's leagues above this.
@guangdali1762
@guangdali1762 15 күн бұрын
What's weird in alll of this scene too is: remove the cosplay and the cosmetics, and this scene is 2024 in a kitchen. Just looks so surrreal to see this in a fantasy game. The disposition, the 'dining room' it reeks of 21st centurism.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@guangdali1762 not my kitchen lol
@inverselysuspicious
@inverselysuspicious 13 күн бұрын
To be fair this is intentional. Minrathous, the Imperium, and many areas in Northern Thedas in lore are said to be more technologically advanced than southern Thedas (where we spend the majority of the previous three games). But to see this game use terminology no different than modern slang to promote self-destructive behavior is pretty cringe.
@sebastijanglozinic8630
@sebastijanglozinic8630 11 күн бұрын
More like a Disney movie.
@DoodsUnited
@DoodsUnited 14 күн бұрын
"Non binary" should never be uttered in a fantasy rpg, even in real life it's forced and insane
@juice6521
@juice6521 14 күн бұрын
Fantasy has always mirrored modern-day politics, but you have to do it in a way that feels natural to that universe. Characters can't just start saying modern terminology like "non-binary" or "queer". You can just make up new words and mean the exact same thing so it feels less jarring. It's like somebody in a fantasy setting "rizz" or "eco-friendly", it just sounds weird for them to be using such recent and modern language.
@DoodsUnited
@DoodsUnited 14 күн бұрын
I never played DA games but I think someone said that fitting terminology already existed, if true it would be doubly awful if they just ignored that because they are completely unable to paraphrase modern issues into a fantasy setting
@acherontiaatropos6048
@acherontiaatropos6048 13 күн бұрын
@@juice6521 Non-binary is just "I don't want to be associated with my gender because I'm not like the other girls/guys". Literally everyone is unique in their own ways. It's a label that applies to everyone who wants to be annoying enough to use it. Any new fantasy terminology for it would be equally annoying. Good fantasy doesn't make itself dated with modern politics like this.
@NastyStankyChicken
@NastyStankyChicken 13 күн бұрын
@@juice6521 A fictional fantasy universe usually set in medieval times specifically European setting, you think should use non-binary like buzz words?
@juice6521
@juice6521 13 күн бұрын
@@acherontiaatropos6048 Do you genuinely think people won't be using the term non-binary in 20 years?
@vinniecorleone62
@vinniecorleone62 15 күн бұрын
At it's core, it's a vacuous & pretentious game with no soul. How anyone can get immersed in a empty calorie experience is completely beyond me. This is the poor foundation of most AAA games today, not just a waste of money, but of time itself, life is too short for this trite trash.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@vinniecorleone62 I like how you put it “empty calorie”
@kclink1579
@kclink1579 15 күн бұрын
Just because a game is progressive doesn't mean it's automatically good and we have to support it.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@kclink1579 bingo!
@lastnamefirstname850
@lastnamefirstname850 14 күн бұрын
Just because the game is progressive does mean it's automatically bad and we shouldn't support it. FIFY
@stellviahohenheim
@stellviahohenheim 14 күн бұрын
This is progress? Turning mental issues into a personality trait?
@danieldimov8625
@danieldimov8625 13 күн бұрын
​​​​@@lastnamefirstname850Dunno about that, though in this case, it's objectively bad for sure. Celeste was progressive too and it's a great game, though that game used it's progressive elements tactfully, and this one has the subtlety of a brick coming through your window.
@sziszyke
@sziszyke 13 күн бұрын
This is not progressive, it's regressing into the stereotypical male/female roles as this non-binary/transgender ideology is based in gender stereotypes. "If I like both the color pink and blue I must be non-binary. If I 'm a boy and like pink, I must be a girl." Of course this is not just about color, but so much more, but I just tried to explain it as simple as I could.
@BM03
@BM03 14 күн бұрын
I think the mother is supposed to be that stern parent that doesn't show affection but turns out they deeply loved their kid all along, but instead I see a scene of a parent taking it calmly, asking them to explain and even trying to understand by drawing parallels to what they know (whatever the fuck an aqun-athlok is) and she lashed out like she was measuring her up against someone or finding her wanting. The child is the one, literally, telling their parent to do better, when they are the only one trying. Man I hope the player has a choice of saying "What the fuck, Taash? What's wrong with you?" during the scene.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@BM03 choice would be nice
@afilthyweeb8684
@afilthyweeb8684 8 күн бұрын
you get 4 different ways of support taash
@georgeray1906
@georgeray1906 3 күн бұрын
I believe aqun-athlok means to be born as one gender but lives as another which basically means Shathann thinks Taash is transgendered.
@BM03
@BM03 3 күн бұрын
@@georgeray1906 So you mean she wasn't just trying, she was even close to the mark. Honestly I thought that to drive the point home of being "misunderstood" it would be something like "twisted soul" or "just confused" to make it look like the mother was old fashioned or lacking empathy. Truly this character doesn't get better the more I find out. Amazing.
@janeshepard9549
@janeshepard9549 15 күн бұрын
Is that thing even properly listening to their mother?
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@janeshepard9549 always listen to mama!
@Alucard9692010
@Alucard9692010 15 күн бұрын
the cringe is killing me.... it makes my skin crawl.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@Alucard9692010 hahahahha
@RhiMorningstar17
@RhiMorningstar17 14 күн бұрын
It's games like these why AAA gaming is screwed
@kac7857
@kac7857 14 күн бұрын
Strangely enough, its not the non-buynary thing that bothers me the most. I do lack the context from the game as I haven't played it, and I am less likely to do so each day, but I need to talk about this. Taash's mother talks a lot about Qun like she still believes in it. But under the Qun, Qunari DO NOT KNOW THEIR PARENTS. The very concept of a family unit deos not exist under the Qun. So maybe her mother left the Qun when she was pregnant, but then why does she holds so close to the tenants of this religion if she so openly defied it. So by that logic both, Taash and the mother are Taal'vashoth, so I find it extremely hard to imagine Qunari peacefully interacting with someone like that. I know that Qunari have a peaceful settlement in Rivain, but they are known to not take kindly to Qunari violating their laws, let alone leave the Qun. Quanri have always been to me the most interesting thing about the whole setting, so it bothers me like a pebble in my shoe.
@TheJadedJames
@TheJadedJames 14 күн бұрын
The Qun also have their own in-universe terminology. One of Iron Bull’s squad was trans in DA: Inquisition and that was already a concept the lore recognized 10 years ago
@manaofonyx7550
@manaofonyx7550 14 күн бұрын
Yeah, the Qun are raised by a class of people who exist just for that. They don't bare the children, but they raise them. That are also fine with trans. One of them was in Iron Bull's merc band. There was no need for the ret-con to focus on this. They already did that will the trans man in Inquisition. This is just confusing lore mangling.
@TheJadedJames
@TheJadedJames 14 күн бұрын
@@manaofonyx7550 A writer a BioWare wanted to do a 100% contemporary storyline about a character being NB. But that’s going to completely pull people out of the universe regardless of their political opinions because now fantasy characters are talking like 2024 college kids. It’s totally possible to address LGBT subject matter in a fantasy setting while keeping the writing non-immersion breaking. Game of Thrones can have gay characters like Loras and Laenor, but Martin doesn’t date the story by having characters get into contemporary sounding gay marriage debates.
@manaofonyx7550
@manaofonyx7550 14 күн бұрын
@@TheJadedJames Well, that writer is a fool. A ret-con for your agenda doesn't sell product or keep you employed. I've seen perfectly good LGBT stories within Dragon Age already. This was unnecessary when they have shown that they CAN do it well. One of the reason I love Bioware games is that they had gay romances before anyone else and they didn't care who complained. I'm a lesbian and that meant a lot to me. It still only mattered if the games were fun and the stories fit. This seems so out of place.
@RadiganMonke
@RadiganMonke 13 күн бұрын
​@@manaofonyx7550 DAI was a retcon, the Qunari heavily disavow people who try to escape their fate and be something they are not. A qunari tr00n (which wouldn't exist since it's a modern invention 😂) would be in the same tier as a mage or anyone that goes agasint the Qun
@nunuonroad9969
@nunuonroad9969 14 күн бұрын
Why is the music at the dinner table sound like the end of the world 💀
@Ruleck2
@Ruleck2 14 күн бұрын
Maybe ITS because the funeral song for BioWare? 🤔
@thefamilyguy5693
@thefamilyguy5693 13 күн бұрын
Because someone was disagreeing with a rainbow hair.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@nunuonroad9969 because her reality is unfolding
@ravíloB_o_É
@ravíloB_o_É 13 күн бұрын
I remember how much Origins helped me with my English as a non-native. Now, well... Now we have *THIS*. 21st century first world country teenage-sounding Qunaris.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@ravíloB_o_É origins is king!
@cappn_ronaldo
@cappn_ronaldo 14 күн бұрын
Idk if it's the VA or the direction of the voice for taash but man its just hard to listen to...the growling and the trying to sound masculine just comes off so....forced i guess and incredibly Unnatural.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@cappn_ronaldo good word for it, unnatural
@CozyCoffeeLofi
@CozyCoffeeLofi 14 күн бұрын
This seems to be the most disliked character in Veilguard. 😂
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@CozyCoffeeLofi yes! A self opening piñata too lol
@jakobsongam1
@jakobsongam1 13 күн бұрын
This is one of those games that isn't even worth pirating
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@jakobsongam1 🤣🤣🤣
@jamesrusselleriii8284
@jamesrusselleriii8284 13 күн бұрын
This dialogue in the first scene sounds like the writer had a lightbulb moment in the shower - probably triggered by something that happened in real life - but, of course, they missed their chance to deliver the perfect comeback. Now they're replaying it in their mind, imagining the flawless zinger they could have said.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@jamesrusselleriii8284 I should have said that, oh I’ll put it in the game lol
@hansofaxalia
@hansofaxalia 12 күн бұрын
Origins Qunari: “my mental conditioning made me slaughter a family, it still haunts me” Veilguard Qunari: “I am da dragon king”
@theintroverse1905
@theintroverse1905 13 күн бұрын
Holy shit this feels like a parody. Is this real?
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@theintroverse1905 probably would have worked better that way
@leschaussettesmasquees9959
@leschaussettesmasquees9959 14 күн бұрын
its not a game anymore, its a propaganda
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@leschaussettesmasquees9959 yes!
@neiluzbranred2102
@neiluzbranred2102 14 күн бұрын
@joethealternativegamer3935 its just sad that every games nowadays either do this sort of thing or they get bashed for being bigots, but at the end, it's the gamer that will choose 😎
@jamespaul6315
@jamespaul6315 14 күн бұрын
I mean is it going to make you suddenly turn gay or non binary then?
@donglegs
@donglegs 14 күн бұрын
The best propaganda would be in the shape of a game with excellent writing.
@Sekir80
@Sekir80 14 күн бұрын
@@donglegs Yes, this game's writing lacks a lot, especially subtlety.
@YouTookMyAccountName
@YouTookMyAccountName 12 күн бұрын
The final boss of "you cringe, you lose" videos
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@YouTookMyAccountName 🤣
@MacClariggs
@MacClariggs 14 күн бұрын
Dev team thought their lives are so tragically epic that everyone needs to experience it via self-inserts in this groomer propaganda disguised as a DA title. These ideological zealots are everywhere now!
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@MacClariggs well if this isn’t a success, maybe less of them
@JunDageki
@JunDageki 14 күн бұрын
I feel so sorry for the dragon age fans that they got this…I legit feel bad for them.
@danielvereb4579
@danielvereb4579 13 күн бұрын
Thanks, that's me, I've been waiting for Dragon Age: Dreadwolf for years. Instead I got DEI: Wokeguard If I ever play this... IF!... I'm not paying a single coin.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@JunDageki yes they love ruining legacy IP
@SzczwanyRys
@SzczwanyRys 15 күн бұрын
My eyes and ears are bleeding
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@SzczwanyRys hahahah
@agengsatya96
@agengsatya96 15 күн бұрын
enjoy this pride parade 😂
@Sekir80
@Sekir80 14 күн бұрын
@@joethealternativegamer3935 You laugh at people suffering?! My God, how insensitive! /s
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@Sekir80 🤣
@RoyalMudcrab
@RoyalMudcrab 13 күн бұрын
My face is tired...
@ZirixStrarstrider
@ZirixStrarstrider 14 күн бұрын
*SHE* is really lucky that Arishok died on Hawke's hands back in Kirkwall... Because, she will ended up like Ketojan if Arishok was alive
@simartru
@simartru 14 күн бұрын
Yeah... but isn't arishok a title? Like it's 15 years or smth from da2 i'm pretty sure they promoted someone for this job
@ZirixStrarstrider
@ZirixStrarstrider 13 күн бұрын
@@simartru clearly is not doing the job good enough
@DeplorableSnowman
@DeplorableSnowman 13 күн бұрын
The Arishok literally did nothing wrong. We should have listened.
@ZirixStrarstrider
@ZirixStrarstrider 13 күн бұрын
@@DeplorableSnowman He only did one thing wrong... Getting on the path of Hawke
@RoyalMudcrab
@RoyalMudcrab 13 күн бұрын
Our Sten became Arishok after we killed Arishok. Wonder what he'd say about this.
@-TriP-
@-TriP- 14 күн бұрын
It's even funnier when you turn on all the "trigger warnings" in the accessibility options
@aaronn2260
@aaronn2260 13 күн бұрын
Get the fuck out, are you being serious or joking? I wouldn't be surprised now a days if you were serious.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@-TriP- omg!
@urfinal9
@urfinal9 13 күн бұрын
Everything about this feels like a chore.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@urfinal9 yes!
@aaronalbertson8670
@aaronalbertson8670 14 күн бұрын
Why do they all sound like they live in LA?
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@aaronalbertson8670 that’s where dragon age takes place
@GrandeScorpio
@GrandeScorpio 13 күн бұрын
Is there an option to fire Trash from the group, or not recruit her at all? It would save player 90% of all the cringe.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@GrandeScorpio you want choices in your dragon age!?
@stellviahohenheim
@stellviahohenheim 14 күн бұрын
Let the NonBUYnary begin!
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@stellviahohenheim yes lol
@traistarudavid9273
@traistarudavid9273 15 күн бұрын
Is this game a comedy genre?
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@traistarudavid9273 probably would have worked better as satire lol
@Sedines
@Sedines 13 күн бұрын
There's a video of the vegetables scene with a laugh track and Seinfeld music. It really works.
@traistarudavid9273
@traistarudavid9273 13 күн бұрын
​@@Sedinesthat track should have played through the entire game.
@enigmalex3649
@enigmalex3649 15 күн бұрын
This happenes when woke people are writting script 😅
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@enigmalex3649 sadly!
@nagaimmortal5658
@nagaimmortal5658 13 күн бұрын
I'd say that's what happens when idiots write the script =_=
@Kenshin6321
@Kenshin6321 14 күн бұрын
Pause the video at 4:12 and tell me that mask doesn't look like something a kid drew on paper plate for Halloween. Least intimidating Dragon King ever.
@seinfan9
@seinfan9 14 күн бұрын
In the near future, dialogue in movies and games will solely be people screeching and wailing about oppression.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@seinfan9 oh what fun!
@SchaefferMarius
@SchaefferMarius 13 күн бұрын
This is just first world problems simulator sold as a fantasy game
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@SchaefferMarius kinda lol
@WhereMerx
@WhereMerx 13 күн бұрын
Are we sure Sweet baby Inc wasn't involved with this 🤣
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@WhereMerx no one with talent was
@YungBeezer
@YungBeezer 11 күн бұрын
Weren't the Qunari like emotionless foreigners who followed some strict code of honor?
@tommills9575
@tommills9575 15 күн бұрын
The voice acting is by far the most shocking voice acting ive ever hear absolutely cringe and atrocious
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@tommills9575 yea many of the characters feel off!
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@tommills9575 yes!
@Sekir80
@Sekir80 14 күн бұрын
Interesting you say this, because I felt the voice was having it's time when displaying her anger. Guess she's giving it from experience. :D
@kopiseduh9767
@kopiseduh9767 13 күн бұрын
Iirc aqun-athlok isn't talking about "gender given at birth" It's about someone who's role don't match their gender according to The Qun; i.e. female soldier. Also iirc, (and need more context) Qunari don't know their birth parents, they are given to caretakers called Tamassran since birth Maybe this Shathan is that instead of actual mother Qunari culture doesn't acknowledge individuality, they don't have personal name, only their role/rank under the Qun There is no way they would care what you identified as Based on Qunari depiction in previous games, someone like Taash would either be 're-educated' or declared as Tal Vasoth and killed I don't know what happened to Harding but she seems to lose a heavy dose of intelligence compared to Inquisition version
@Shetyre
@Shetyre 14 күн бұрын
"what does that even mean" "well idk, a couple of nerds in another universe gonna invent this thing called BASIC...."
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@Shetyre hahahahah
@kvu236
@kvu236 14 күн бұрын
This sounds like a dialogue between me and my mom when I thought I was better than anyone else
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@kvu236 bingo
@bigbear7076
@bigbear7076 14 күн бұрын
Keep your privates private. Love who you need to love. A personal choice should not necessitate universal agreement.
@Meitti
@Meitti 13 күн бұрын
One time in a bar I tried to tell a woman she smelled good while making Klingon noises. It didn't end well.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@Meitti I got my wife that way
@Jay3up
@Jay3up 8 күн бұрын
It’s hilarious how this scene is supposed to make you sympathetic to taash yet all it did was make me feel bad for her mom
@DfRaid
@DfRaid 13 күн бұрын
"I'm nonbinary." "What does that mean?" "It means I have a few screws loose."
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@DfRaid I’m a dragon slayer!
@MistaWikked
@MistaWikked 14 күн бұрын
Shocked the qunari would allow it lol
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 14 күн бұрын
@@MistaWikked right lol
@tineristineris1860
@tineristineris1860 12 күн бұрын
When human quality drops at critical low level, this is the result.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@tineristineris1860 it has been a decline
@flampagan1994
@flampagan1994 13 күн бұрын
It's kind of funny how the writer obviously trauma dump on the players, but everyone seems to think taash is in the wrong and the mother was reasonable.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@flampagan1994 big time
@xleaselife
@xleaselife 14 күн бұрын
What an insufferable git of a character. Also, that first scene with Taash and Harding is incomprehensible, man. People don't answer each other's questions! They just move on to the next topic or repeat information. It's like taking crazy pills.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@xleaselife “great writing”
@kip4993
@kip4993 14 күн бұрын
this feels like an AI wrote this
@RhiMorningstar17
@RhiMorningstar17 14 күн бұрын
Probably is
@GreenDinoRanger
@GreenDinoRanger 14 күн бұрын
AI can write better than this.
@danieldimov8625
@danieldimov8625 13 күн бұрын
And voiced it.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@kip4993 don’t insult skynet lol
@SerdceDanko
@SerdceDanko 14 күн бұрын
0:35 That's called a hermaphrodite.
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 14 күн бұрын
I'm pulling a barf 🙄
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@BouncingTribbles hahaha
@DerdOn0ner
@DerdOn0ner 14 күн бұрын
Wait a minute! They are not all vegans?! How dare they 🤡
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@DerdOn0ner more meat!
@denditwittard4410
@denditwittard4410 13 күн бұрын
I breath fire with my non binary body, with my freakin non binary body!
@alocervancouver
@alocervancouver 13 күн бұрын
Thank you sincerely for putting this compilation together! Anyone needing an Immersion Breaking Dialogue 101 lesson could cringe to this collection of...questionable...direction in narration.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@alocervancouver thank you for watching! I have 2 more too lol
@SaltyChickenDip
@SaltyChickenDip 13 күн бұрын
The best description is that all thr characters are written like California cosplayers. Nobody in yhr writing room took the setting serious
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@SaltyChickenDip looks like it!
@JayR-jo9
@JayR-jo9 13 күн бұрын
I remember as a kid playing Dragon Age 1 & 2. Some stories about blood magic users scared tf out of me with the whole child sacrifices. Grey Wardens were ruthless. Qunari were barbaric beasts that didn’t take shit from no one. Now we got trans crying about being miss gendered? Wtf happen to one of the best RPG’s 😭
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@JayR-jo9 new writers lol
@anakmaganggaming
@anakmaganggaming 21 сағат бұрын
​@@joethealternativegamer3935 and definitely woke agendas entering the gaming industry
@edalrivers1998
@edalrivers1998 15 күн бұрын
So, im Captain of the enterprise...so, im now youre going to call me admiral. You realize this person would probably think im stupid? Or would probably start calling me admiral. I dont know which one is worse
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 15 күн бұрын
@@edalrivers1998 lol!
@Fourthaboveall
@Fourthaboveall 12 күн бұрын
Baldur's gate literally gave everyone a proper blueprint...
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@Fourthaboveall choices!
@TheAhmedmajeed
@TheAhmedmajeed 13 күн бұрын
The location and the writing, it’s like the person coming out during family’s dinner
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@TheAhmedmajeed bingo!
@TheThundercool
@TheThundercool 13 күн бұрын
Dragon King: "You think you've had it hard, that you've suffered... well, think again 4:54. That's how real trauma fells"
@alvindevasconcelos8555
@alvindevasconcelos8555 13 күн бұрын
I physically can’t throw up in my mouth but IM ABOUT TO TRY!
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@alvindevasconcelos8555 hahahaha
@Storm59-59
@Storm59-59 11 күн бұрын
We owe Saints Row and Concord an apology
@oscar57722
@oscar57722 13 күн бұрын
Evil cannot create, only corrupt
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@oscar57722 true!
@juanmd26121
@juanmd26121 13 күн бұрын
Nobody hates the triple fantasy of non-binary, maybe some, but what sucks is why all the writers that want push it on every piece of content they can, suck so much at writing compelling narratives or dialogues and sht great pieces of IP
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 13 күн бұрын
@@juanmd26121 we just want good stuff
@lupinsredjacket3191
@lupinsredjacket3191 4 күн бұрын
I've written fan-fiction with better dialogue than this triple A "game" (really, it SHOULD be called a "chore" because it's a SLOG to get through) - and let me tell you, I am, by no means, the best fan-fiction writer out there. Seeing worse writing coming from a studio with (a) "professional" writer/s makes me feel a LOT better about my own writing.
@JoeyJ0J0
@JoeyJ0J0 13 күн бұрын
I am saving my money for Stellar Blade instead
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@JoeyJ0J0 I wanna play that too!
@no1bandfan
@no1bandfan 12 күн бұрын
EA-BioWare lost me with Anthem, this just proves I made the right choice.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@no1bandfan I even had fun with anthem!
@sarbnitrof4663
@sarbnitrof4663 11 күн бұрын
I dunno if i could call the character who pines for acceptance from their parent stronger than the guy who is 10 feet tall and breaths fire, but thats just me.
@JunDageki
@JunDageki 14 күн бұрын
I can’t finish this video, I legit can’t handle so much cringe and I’m not even 2 minutes in. I actually had benefit of the doubt for this game because of the gameplay looking “alright” but goddamn every time I see more videos…I can’t consume this junk on my free time.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@JunDageki I have two more lol
@dreadnaughtvcn6932
@dreadnaughtvcn6932 10 күн бұрын
Who remembers the 'Shut Up Kai-Leng' mod for ME3? They need one for this thing.
@occorner2502
@occorner2502 14 күн бұрын
Taash had beaten sera for the most hated character in one swoop...
@_Just_John
@_Just_John 12 күн бұрын
This is BioWare's "Return to form."
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@_Just_John apparently
@justjordan8018
@justjordan8018 12 күн бұрын
A: I feel sad. B: Why? Are you not happy? A: What do you mean? I don't want to talk about it! B: Are you OK? A: Why? Do you think I'm not OK? I use words! B: Words words words. ME: I'm gonna go now, you have your monolog about stating things.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@justjordan8018 I’m sad seeing it lol
@LocksAndChains
@LocksAndChains 12 күн бұрын
My anus is bleeding and I’m choosing to blame this experience for it.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@LocksAndChains patch your anus on my Patreon lol jk
@thefamilyguy5693
@thefamilyguy5693 13 күн бұрын
Nothing says badass dragonslayer like having childish arguments with your parents.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@thefamilyguy5693 🤣🤣
@aclaylambisabirdman6324
@aclaylambisabirdman6324 14 күн бұрын
Yikes, they’ve turned this game into a platform for their real world issues at the expense of a 250 million dollars game from a legacy I.P. Wow, so selfish.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@aclaylambisabirdman6324 so boring too
@brosseki
@brosseki 13 күн бұрын
what kind of brain rot makes you think of these lines? lol
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@brosseki I don’t know but I’d like to find out lol
@bonniemoon6790
@bonniemoon6790 13 күн бұрын
Bro didnt even include the lecture about the "do oushups if you're really sorry".
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@bonniemoon6790 it’s in my other video! I made two more compilations lol
@dr.phil.pepper3325
@dr.phil.pepper3325 12 күн бұрын
Lol, the initial scene at the table looks like a gamer poop cut
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@dr.phil.pepper3325 hahaha
@Evan_Lionheart
@Evan_Lionheart 13 күн бұрын
The ultimate compilation of cringe. Holi macaroni. The Twitter level of writing in AAA-games.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@Evan_Lionheart I have two more lol
@zoeian6817
@zoeian6817 13 күн бұрын
I thought they have very important thing to discuss like slaying dragon. The dragon doesn’t care your sex.
@joethealternativegamer3935
@joethealternativegamer3935 12 күн бұрын
@@zoeian6817 but actually! It does!
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