The most racist Songs of Phrase yet

[@dudge8]

'It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACIST, pieces of material ever to be uttered on radio!' 'well play it again!'

[@balltongue666]

Steve's timing was impeccable

[@buzzytrombone4353]

"eeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "I know ur just 16"

[@dannycheesums]

"Karl, you've gone mental!" "Alright"

[@TheRuddster95]

That contrast 🤟🏼

[@kubovicrachel]

At the beginning of the clip, Ricky and Steve got that one singer's name wrong. They said "Bryan Ferry" but it's actually "Buy-on Ferry" isn't it?

[@cremnitz5345]

B-b-b-b-...b-by-b-b-by...-buy-on-buy....buy-on ferry It does work though steve.

[@TheMrFunktastic2]

+kubovicrachel Cryptic!

[@Super_tramp142]

Craptic

[@stu1701E]

TheMrFunktastic2 that's not cryyyuptiiiic, thaaaat's shiiiitttt.

[@thegirlinquestion]

i love you guys

[@sqweebel1]

Just the thought that Karl sat down and put this together has to be the funniest thing ever

[@possessedslig]

I just picture him with a blank expression, mouth agape

[@anneominous7172]

@@possessedslig [gets to the end, finishes editing, listens to it back] "Yeah that's pretty good, that."

[@CartoonSlug]

​@@possessedslig Just like that photo of him playing the game boy

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Susanne comes into the room asking him if he wouldn’t mind wearing headphones that would fit on his head while working on it

[@themilkguzzler2467]

@@possessedslig "It's alright, that."

[@TheMaggotUK]

I love how you can hear Ricky burst immediately after 'I know you're just 16, but looking all of 21' at 2:09, he knew it was going to be about the Chinese haha

[@thegirlinquestion]

he knows Karl too well lol

[@jaygonya8383]

@Righteous right??? crazy af

[@cheeseontoast9418]

i love it every time he uses the "chiiiiiiiiiiiiii-neeeeeeese" sample it makes me break down with laughter every time i hear it

[@Drenwickification]

I feel like this is karl's sgt pepper moment

[@ryanlewis4556]

Ricky: "Thats the most racist thing to be uttered on radio" Steve: "Play it again" lol

[@connorellis34]

gets me everytime

[@djb_15]

Brilliant!!

[@adamroz8406]

hahahahaa

[@PeaceyPraps]

Killed me XD

[@Ch1pp007]

Steve's so good with the quick little off the cuff one liners.

[@paulkershaw30]

“You are the strangest man on the planet...” “......you haven’t been to China.”

[@adambritain5774]

One of his very best lines. The problem with Karl is that he's so funny he has about 30 one liners which are comedy gold which you could make a case for each being number one.

[@peteg22397]

Steve's timing and intonation on "Well, play it again!" is easily the funniest thing he's ever said. Brilliant

[@adambritain5774]

There’s one where Ricky is telling Karl to be excited because the Ricky Gervais show is on HBO. Ricky - “One of the largest channels in the world, and channel 4”. Steve (quick as a flash) “Also a channel’”.

[@KoeingseggCCM]

Someone's got to have that clip uploaded somewhere

[@carlmarston1687]

My favorite Steve Merchant line is when he was on the Norm MacDonald show and at the end of the episode he said “This saves me a trip to my senile uncle”

[@Craydlin]

@@carlmarston1687 Or when he says "I love the fact you just sort of gleefully said 'I didn't bring up the Holocaust'"

[@LiamKOP]

"Yeah, just a shame you read it though"

[@smilezor]

I love rickys voice change when he says racist

[@aaronfledge]

So Office. You can just imagine David Brent enjoying someone's joke, then realising how inappropriate it is and looking hastily at the camera.

[@creakushcoliko4204]

Yeah, I also love when he changes his voice in "What do you mean "the first time you saw Steve"?

[@MikesRecordBox]

McFigroll was just skipping to that bit!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Play it again!

[@amg8963]

Your now colour blind.....racial..

[@33hegemon]

I know you're just sixteen, but looking all of 21 THAT'S BE-CAUSE Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese look OLDER!

[@caramullen9186]

cant we just bring derek back lol

[@33hegemon]

***** I'm well 'appy now I've had that.

[@GalacticAstroparticles]

The elephant MAAAAAAN, IS my faaavourite film.

[@33hegemon]

My AUNTIE. Had. Wind. For fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive minutes.

[@emweeriot1081]

And you'll neeeeeeeeverrrrrr see, an old man, eat a MAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS BAR BAR BAR

[@nickparton5663]

"That is mental, Karl! It's the most convoluted, ridiculous - racist - piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!" "Play it again"

[@jAyDeN30111]

racist.

[@TheBlackJacksItalia]

I love how steve always had the perfect punchline to ricky's build up

[@josephcooper5225]

He’s the king of perfectly timed one liners 😂

[@dapaintbrush6965]

​@@josephcooper5225him and tim vine

[@thisismyacc0unt7]

"Wait till ya get to 30"

[@cmxfitness6577]

Honestly the GREATEST podcast/radio show to grace the airways. Absolute chaos and hysterics every episode. Ill be listening to this long into my later years 😂

[@gavinmurchie4988]

the bit that get's me every time is ricky laughing as soon as it first goes 'I know you're just 16, but looking all of 21' co he know's what's coming

[@jamesdonald470]

I think steve provides a large amount of the humour in these old shows, i think if you took either him or karl away there would be a lot less comedy as the 3 of them work perfectly together.

[@carlostdied1184]

I don't think we'll ever see a better dynamic than that between steve, karl, and ricky in our lifetimes. they bounce off eachother perfectly.

[@mattgibson7634]

It's short but so unbelievably quick and sharp lines like "play it again" that Steve is just so good at! His brief interjections are such an underrated but amazing part of all Ricky, Steve and Karl's audio material.

[@jrfw96]

Does anyone know of a similar dynamic for a podcast? Running out of these but they are just so funny. I also think david mitchell would be a good guest appearance with these three haha

[@jasewildheart]

@@jrfw96 depending on whether you like or dislike him Russell Brand has great comedy dynamic with Matt Morgan his friend /co-writer.

[@expressrobkill]

@Johan Hansén i sorta decided that there aren’t, you’ve got people like Seth rogan who just talk about a reddit post to some nodding idiot for an hour, or you’ve got some people who just talk and laugh together but rarely say anything particularly funny, even if they do its like one thing in an hour. so non of that works for me. Where as xfm just constantly laughing even on the 10th rewatch..

[@computerman789]

Karl pioneered the KZbin Poop, before KZbin existed.

[@carlostdied1184]

perhaps word mixing was learned from him. who knows.

[@TheRuddster95]

Mythic

[@LuminalSpoon]

Where there's smoke, they pinch back n'that

[@cyclopsmastermind4183]

Looking at the picture of them individually when they speak makes this 20x funnier.

[@s20acc94]

Thought I was just baked lol

[@CorporalFriendlyShark]

Ricky's near-collapse laughing at 2:09 as he instantly realises what it's about slays me every time.

[@SidneyCrosberry]

lol steve's picture is too funny in this video.

[@missesrobot8182]

lmao!

[@blingking501]

He looks like someone who sniffs bike seats.

[@mavidbabae]

Your mouth should always be empty when listening to these

[@djb_15]

I learnt that lesson early on haha

[@krognak]

Once I found the XFM files and subsequent podcasts back in 2007, I was absolutely hooked. Can't remember how it came about but it's the thing I go back to time and time again, it just never gets old and I can almost lip-sync every show, it's pathetic. I just love it. They're a perfect trio. Ricky provides the hype, outbursts and the risqué button pushing. Steve provides the more considered and clever quips, one-liners and unexpected comedy timing, and Karl...well, Karl just opens his mouth and gold pours out. Absolute peak ridiculousness, it's insane how this lightning was captured in a bottle like this.

[@SIGHBOY6]

Hes never got so many royalties being used in racist games shows.

[@The8431123]

"PLAY IT AGAIN!!"

[@MikesRecordBox]

The8431123 love that bit too

[@ganm345]

Steve’s timing of ‘play it again’ in this is absolute genius

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I'll never stop laughin' at the Chinese look older. 😂

[@itsWatty]

Perfect timing from Steve - "Play it again". This is the funniest Songs Of Phrase I've heard.

[@33hegemon]

0:21 "How old's Bryan Ferry?" Bryan who? Surely he meant Buy-on Ferry?

[@SachaKDrums]

One of the funniest XFM moments ever - they should totally do a reunion series of shows.

[@tortoiseslayer8]

"Play it again" will always kill me!

[@EJTaylor8]

KARL, YOU’VE GONE MENTAL! a’rite

[@onehotminutex]

I had to look this up after listening to George Michael's Older. XD

[@tom-du2tq]

I've heard it so many times and I still can't not laugh. That's Because!! Haha

[@33hegemon]

that's. BE-CAUSE! Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

[@aqwcc4]

+33hegemon look OLDER

[@Wearenotwell]

I love in the episode after this Phil Bailey said he didn't want his songs used anymore lmao

[@lukemiles88]

Joe Monaghan I'm absolutely dying of laughter right now imagining the horror and disgust on Philip Bailey's face upon hearing this on the radio for the first time!

[@davidwhitfield7864]

"He's never got so many royalties, being used in racist game shows."

[@thewandererman87]

Currently in tears of laughter after not hearing this for years. Timeless stuff 😆

[@kev_417]

Steve: "play it again!" Genius!

[@pikkdogs]

Hahaha, when I think Karl can't get any better he does.

[@neversever1985]

Who's still watching during the Hairy Chinese Kid pandemic of 2020? The doctor rang up and they used bats blood for a transfusion. Weird innit.

[@S4m_tL]

This makes me laugh uncontrollably

[@JeromeBeckett]

I had to stop listening half way through this video at work because I was struggling to stop myself from cracking up haha

[@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904]

Well here's a reply to remind u of this instance that happened 10 months ago. Enjoy again.

[@JeromeBeckett]

@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 How wholesome, thank you ;) Working from home now so can giggle aloud all I want!

[@smurchison5765]

Have another reminder!

[@JeromeBeckett]

@@smurchison5765 cheers mate, back for my annual listen. This never ceases to make me laugh 😆

[@Adam-fj9px]

2023 reminder

[@xigbar1994]

Probably my favourite ever part of the XFM shows. Karl's mind is such a beautiful thing.

[@DaGleese]

"KARL! YOU'VE GONE MENTAL!" 🤣 "Alright."

[@benutd9347]

2:38 I nearly died and Steve at the end with rickys laugh 😂😂

[@barrotboom2542]

Look at Stevens face

[@whatbagh]

No, he looks at you.

[@Actixwm]

+Barrot Boom Eyes bulging with imagined riches

[@TheMrFunktastic2]

+Warren Marley... His glasses kept slipping down, so Lucy pushed his glasses up his nose. But the glasses touched his eyes

[@AndrewLavers]

No, but, he knows how I feel about the way he looks. When I first saw him it was a shock, but I've got used to him now.

[@stocksyere]

@@TheMrFunktastic2 You got a ruler, Rick?

[@BewareTheShinigami]

"Karl!, thats the most ridiculous, racist thing ever said on radio!' Steve: "...play it again!' XD

[@33hegemon]

This would be a great ringtone.

[@haterology3785]

I kept singing this all day the first time i heard this xD

[@lhaviland8602]

The way Ricky says the word "racist" so seriously at 2:40 always sends me🤣

[@LuminalSpoon]

It's the most convoluted, ridiculous 😂 RACIST 🤨 Piece of material ever to be uttered on radio! 😂

[@andrewb2931]

I love how Ricky can't help but laugh in the first 5 seconds.

[@DCCRocks]

I know your just 16... but looking all of twenty one. That's BE-CAUSE Chiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeesssse loook olda!

[@craigchristian1277]

I would love that as a ringtone 😂

[@musicjail]

really good idea

[@doctor_gibbo1392]

They do everything weird. Why is chicken orange in China Town?

[@missesrobot8182]

George Michael died yesterday, Christmas day... :( x

[@darthmong7196]

I personally would have made the discrepancy bigger. When I'm 64 springs to mind. The change for me was at 33.

[@borednow5838]

This might be the greatest thing ever!

[@dannycheesums]

My mate and I make our own songs of phrase based on really obscure stupid references we have said

[@AA-hg5fk]

The Chinese woman who said at 27 she was mistook for 24 - this is such a small age difference it's not noteworthy at all!

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Imagine her at 30.

[@nelsontheblacklabrador4956]

Hold tight phillip bailey for making songs useable in racist game shows

[@blindsk8r490]

Karl fucking Pilkington ladies and gents.

[@GeorgeH-dq8su]

God Steve looks goofy in that photo

[@gleam6370]

1:22 what was that sound by Karl? He’s crushed :(

[@Lateralus292]

Never has a race been closer to a pear.

[@Lindenrd25]

They age overnight.

[@MrHenhen5]

Ricky, Steve, Karl. Jeremy, Richard, James. Anymore brilliant trios?

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Gordon, Gino and Fred

[@JMUDoc]

As soon as I heard "I know you're just sixteen", I KNEW where it was going :D. "That is MENTAL, Karl!"

[@JacobKinsley]

"😂 THAT IS THE MOST CONVOLUTED! RIDICULOUS! 😠 Racist... 😂 Piece of material to ever be uttered on radio!!!"

[@brownayy]

Steve saying Play it again! is priceless

[@sarahholzhausen6200]

karl and ricky at their finest.... unbelievable

[@banzaijack23]

and if you can identify which artists are used in this well known racist phrase

[@daibonehead]

Waterfront - cry

[@domwinch]

If it's to do with the Chinese, Phillip Bailey, will be involved

[@shootitup21]

Who googled Mick Jaggers 60th birthday to see when this episode aired

[@Myyoutubechannel0509]

nobody mate

[@MrMrCoshy]

+TheKnobdayShow Agreed mate even though he wrote the comment 2 year ago haha

[@rp1049]

Steve should use this picture in his LinkedIn profile

[@OvernightDrive]

Chiiiiiiineneeeesssseeeeeee UHLOOK oLdErrrr....gets stuck in my head for weeks

[@roccoxxxx1]

"Karl! You've gone mental!" "A'ight"

[@DrivingDoctor82]

“Play it again” 😂😂😂

[@l-e-w-i-s]

"He knows not what he does"

[@johnson-p7i]

ricky’s laugh in the middle of the first listening always gets me

[@MsRandomette]

Philip Bailey- walking on the Chinese wall.

[@TheUnknownDozo]

5:37 is one of the best answers from Karl

[@imscuffed]

The way Ricky wheezes out "Chinese" at 2:35 is hilarious 😂

[@EMD_HOKIO]

2:01 Ricky figured that out so fast 😂😂

[@sayno2lolzisback]

"Wait until you're 30." Holy shit, hes unrelenting 😂😂😂

[@bingbashbosh1]

Social credit -9000

[@MrRobravens]

Can never tell with his Manc accent whether he's called it song as a phrase or songs of phrase. It's obvs the second one but genuinely sounds like he's saying the first sometimes🤣

[@LUFC123]

Love Steve's " play it again "

[@caramullen9186]

Im getting RATCHET DRUNK ......!!!!

[@33hegemon]

Does it slightly annoy anyone else that Ricky says "Look at Karl's face!" about fifty times per episode, on radio?

[@TimmahhVideos]

No

[@samward1571]

No because he explains it straight after

[@SIGHBOY6]

33hegemon ya its silly because they jump on karl when he does something visual by saying "its radio karl!"

[@Asidders]

+33hegemon He looks like a cat!

[@Renzsu]

33hegemon Did they ever try to sell their show as anything more than shambles? lol

[@famalam943]

Imagine the outrage in todays world. Oh man the modern world is quite depressing

[@boristheblade209]

Happy birthday brian

[@Glozboy22]

Absolute genius. Well done Karl!

[@sexgodbennett9625]

Do you remember this it’s been 7 years

[@frederickfairlieesq5316]

They age overnight. Like a pear.

[@777-e1p]

she had a problem with 'er marrow

[@thegirlinquestion]

myyyyyyy GIRLFRIEND had a problem with her MARRRRRROW

[@nelsontheblacklabrador4956]

Happy 60ths birthday Mick

[@franek_izerski]

I feel really old now.

[@shimmy1984]

21 years ago this

[@foxyrocks777]

hearing karl laugh at 4:40 is weird

[@carlmarston1687]

Play it again, Karl

[@queenanne5917]

PLAY IT AGAIN