The Most Revolting Curry I've Ever Tasted...

I was asked by some subscribers to try this Vester beef curry, so after routing round the shops and not being able to find one, I found one on Amazon however the cost was £5 which I thought was extortionate. However, I hope you enjoy this video as it is a unique one. #foodie #stocky #foodblogger #food

[@Neo_Player]

Looks like a gloopy mess. And that meat looked awful. Thanks mate for making yourself sick so we don't have to 😂

[@Stockybloke]

🤣🤣🤣 thanks Neo 🤣🤣👍

[@victoriatwibell7263]

Hi eat vesta curry at all then Victoria Jane twibell vesta curry diid okay

[@Mattman94]

That looked awful mate. Blackbird in Stockport on a Monday do 50% off food and went on bank holiday would recommend it if you want to add it to the list as long as your arm

[@Stockybloke]

Cheers Matt I definitely will 👍

[@celiaconneely3217]

Didnt realise it took all this marlarky ....though just ping and ding too much phaffing . Glaf i left it when i left work after 18 yrs. Remember my mum with that white and orange curry mix x. Truly Dreadful .....get locked up cheadle heatn custody has beter curry and meals

[@Stockybloke]

There is so much faffing about and all for it to end up down the toilet 🚾 Last time😂😂

[@foodsfromaroundtheworld]

Its definitely well below the rainy day foods. When you first opened the mixture packed, it looked like something from pot noodles 😂🤭

[@Stockybloke]

I’d rather have a pot noodle to be honest 🤣🤣

[@MaureenPower-n4y]

Absolutely horrible 😢

[@Stockybloke]

Absolutely disgusting 🤢🤮

[@Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer]

Should have come with instructiions how to properly wipe down your pebbledashed toilet bowl afterwards!

[@Stockybloke]

Well that’s where it ended up, however it didn’t go through me first 🤣🤣🤣

[@junelaw4162]

Evenin Stocky tbh it doe look very tasty while it’s boiling don’t think I couldnt eat that tbh but should not go by looks as they say!!! My dogs food is better eatable 😂😂😂 no score today Stocky till the next one 😊

[@Stockybloke]

🤣😀😀thanks June 👍👍

[@juliepownall1063]

Hi stocky Greg that looked minging eww surprised they still they sell em lol have you tried momos from Aldi they are good tasty too 😊

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Julie I’m surprised they are still selling them, they were absolutely disgusting. Like I said big zero. I’ve never heard of momos are they a curry?

[@jaynebowring2915]

Hi greg. Not much meat in that...More peas than anything!! After you cooking it n that!! You il no not to get that again.! 🤑

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Jayne I definitely won’t be getting one of those again 🤢🤮

[@hmatthieson811]

Yes The paella one was the only Nice one all the rest was a bit nasty I think I’m going to have a look for the paella one because I have not had it in about 20 years

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Matthie I’m afraid they stopped making the paella one back in 2021 so we will just have to use our memories 👍

[@steveweaver4365]

Im with you stocky rubbish never again

[@Stockybloke]

Never mate 🤢🤮

[@stevebriggs2645]

If you were peckish and had quaffed a few beers that would go down a treat😋.

[@Stockybloke]

🤣🤣 definitely not Steve 🤢🤮

[@foodsfromaroundtheworld]

It looks like a cheapest tin of beef curry soup.

[@Stockybloke]

It was shocking 😳 they shouldn’t be allowed to sell crap like that 😡

[@karenwilliams2118]

Hi Stocky, well, I think that satisfies my curiosity lol... I'm sure the chippy was much better!!! Thanks and much love from NZ x

[@Stockybloke]

🤣🤣 it definitely didn’t satisfy my curiosity Karen 🤣🤣x

[@karenwilliams2118]

@@Stockybloke Hahaha no it didn't Greg x

[@jamesweber4938]

I think they had these for sale in the 70's ? I think you got one that was made in the 70's

[@Stockybloke]

Your probably right 🤣

[@darrenpenman7076]

What's the sell by date on it. The 1980's?😂😂

[@Stockybloke]

🤣🤣🤣 2025 I think 🤔

[@wayne-bennett_]

complain to the company , should be on the packet mate

[@Stockybloke]

I don’t want them sending me a pallet full mate 🤣🤣🤣

[@Glen-aka_aka_M.M]

That meat looked a bit like rabbit poo. Maybe it was 😆😆

[@Stockybloke]

Rabbit poo 🤣🤣🤣 it was like eating a oxo Glen disgusting 🤢🤮

[@Silverlady57-h2d]

After working all week my Vesta meal was my treat on a Friday night in 1975 ... they used be be lovely ...

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Kaz I totally agree like I said in the video my favourite was the paella. 👍😋

[@Silverlady57-h2d]

@@Stockybloke Mine too and I likes the beef curry ... ooh lovely in from work a bath in front of fire a Vesta meal a glass of Pernod . And watch a bouquet of barbed wire on tv 😂 ....

[@Stockybloke]

@@Silverlady57-h2d 😁😁

[@Stockybloke]

Bloody hell Ant you must have a galvanised stomach, because that would rock through anything 🤣🤣

[@terrcormier]

At least your honest stocky, good review though. What did you end up getting for your takeaway ??.

[@Stockybloke]

Pudding and chips from local chippy 😋😋

[@terrcormier]

@@Stockybloke sounds alright 👍

[@BensonDean]

i wouldn't🤣🤣 give that to my dog

[@Stockybloke]

It’s a good job, Dean because your dog won’t bloody eat it.🤣🤣

[@robertedington-tx8zx]

And another good one stocky 😊

[@Stockybloke]

Thanks again bud 👍

[@colindarroch4022]

Your face said it all absolutely disgusting. I remember I tried one and binned it. For me it's a most definite 0. Great vlog.

[@Stockybloke]

Thanks Colin 👍

[@hiredark]

You took one for the team there Stocky!

[@Stockybloke]

Most definitely, buddy 🤢🤮

[@fishandchipdiaries]

You are brave man for trying one of those. Absolutely terrible.

[@Stockybloke]

🤣🤣 it was the worst absolutely disgusting 🤢 🤮

[@fishandchipdiaries]

@@Stockybloke Those bits of beef are like tree bark

[@Stockybloke]

@@fishandchipdiaries to be fair, guys it was like eating an oxo

[@thomaspenman4101]

Hello my friend i love the mayflower curry boil in the bag its gorgeus taste

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Thomas, where do you get this mayflower curry from? I’d love to be able to do a review on it.?

[@thomaspenman4101]

@@Stockybloke i got it in herons mate♥️try iceland

[@Stockybloke]

@@thomaspenman4101 thanks buddy

[@anthonycunningham5822]

I bloody love em, your taste buds are spoilt Greggers 😄

[@Stockybloke]

You can’t tell me that is beef in them curry’s 🤢🤮

[@anthonycunningham5822]

@@Stockybloke it's a version of dried beef lol. To be fair, I've always cooked the sauce mix for nearly twice the time the packet recommends. I still like them, it reminds me of the 70s when there was no choice as far as shop bought curries are concerned 😄

[@lillianrosbottom7366]

These were tasty in there day.

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Lillian Yeah they were in the day. I remember like I say the paella one was my favourite but they stopped making that one into 2021.

[@tahirabdullah2394]

That looked rank and absolutely vile; the lowest of the low for me that. Thanks Stocky, suffering so your viewers dont have to.

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Tahir Yeah I did suffer mate still makes me sick thinking about it. 🤢🤮

[@michaelmarsh-bl9mg]

I did tell you Greg! Disgusting things 🤢

[@Stockybloke]

You did mate, still now everyone knows 🤣🤣

[@karenclancey2557]

Omg 🤢! And they were so popular back in the day. Well done for trying it for us though.🤢😜👍⭐️👏🙏🏼

[@steely666]

I loved these in the '80s when they had sultanas in. Then they changed it to vegetables. I haven't had one for at least 20 years.

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Steely It must be 20 years since I’ve lost one, maybe longer, but I remember yeah they used to have sultanas in them. Like I said in the video paella was a good one. 👍

[@kevinhoughton9134]

Same here.

[@steely666]

Soya

[@Stockybloke]

Dried soya was like eating an oxo disgusting🤢🤮

[@JohnRidgway-vs5ef]

Greg, wowsers, that isn't worth being called slug food.

[@Stockybloke]

It was disgusting 🤮 worse food I’ve ever had 😱

[@kate6038]

Never tried this one but i do like their chow mein with the crispy topping 👍

[@Stockybloke]

Yes I liked that back in the 70’s and the paella one 😋

[@kate6038]

@@Stockybloke i had one last year, just as nice as i remember them back then 👍

[@Stockybloke]

@@kate6038 thanks Kate I’ll try and find one and give it ago 👍😃

[@kate6038]

@@Stockybloke I think it was in Poundstretcher or Poundland 👍

[@patriciajohnson7658]

i used to like the beef risotto one ,currys were vile

[@Stockybloke]

Not sure I could trust Vesta anymore 🤔🤨🧐

[@patriciajohnson7658]

@@Stockybloke went for tea at my mates ,her mum gave us prawn curry ,omg ,it was awful like dried prawns ,i used to work first job in supermarket late 70s we sold thousands of them vesta meals ,think they were about 80p /£1,sure ive seen them in bm,they can shove them couldnt eat them now

[@Stockybloke]

@@patriciajohnson7658 hi Patricia they are definitely not the same as they used to be. As I said in the video I used to like the paella one and enjoyed it. However, they stopped making it in 2021 apparently. 👍

[@johnnydavidson595]

D.I.S.GUSTING !!😂😂

[@Stockybloke]

Love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@Alcofrolicchap]

New t shirt 😂

[@foodsfromaroundtheworld]

Excellent one, good thinking 👌🤭

[@SLEEPYSID99]

I remember having one of these as a kid in the late seventies/early eighties. I remember liking it and it even had sultanas in it. I'm so sorry Greg that you had to put yourself through this for our benefit.. I'd be happy to drive up one weekend and buy you a meal by means of compensation. Great entertainment Greg.

[@Stockybloke]

I’d be over the moon if you’d drive up here and come for a curry. That would be B-E-A-U-TIFUL.👍👍

[@kevinhoughton9134]

I loved these in the early eighties Greg, it was my tea every Saturday night but they were much better than that mess. They had proper chunks of beef, the sauce was thick and tasteful but I wouldn't touch one now.

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Kevin Totally agree, mate. They were much better when I was a teenager too. I think the picture on the box was from that time it’s definitely not the same as the crap that came out of it this time. 🤢🤮

[@antonwallwork]

Alright stocky Wow that looked so disgusting and mingin Good job you reviewed it and not me 🤣 🤢🤮 What did you get from the chippy?

[@Stockybloke]

Pudding and chips 😋😋

[@sheilachadwick5163]

Hahaha Greg that's not edible they should be fined for charging people for that crap XX❤

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Shelia I’m with you on that chuck it’s absolutely disgusting 🤢 xx

[@stevebuckley2429]

My mum used to buy these over forty years ago,they seemed ok, but few people had a proper curry back then.

[@Stockybloke]

They used to have sultanas in then Steve and it tasted quite nice proper meat. I think that where the picture on the packet comes from 40 years ago.🤣

[@Tdance1964]

Am surprised they are still selling these, been going years, like the T shirt mate by the way

[@Stockybloke]

Cheers buddy T-shirt seems to be a big hit subscriber. That’s one thing this wasn’t. B_E_A_UTIFUL it was more like D_I_S_GUSTING 🤢🤮

[@christinehastings9274]

Honest review as always👍

[@Stockybloke]

Thank you Christine 👍

[@Ghosts-of-York]

😂😂I bought two of these last month, cooked one, didn’t enter my palette the lot went in bin, so did the other one in cupboard 😂😂

[@Stockybloke]

Wise choice Rose 🤣🤣

[@AnnBlabd]

Hi Greg bought one as we used to have yesterday beef curry years ago But sorry to say Greg went straight in the bin. No to vesta Greg. Ann in Cumbria.xx. 😊😊.

[@Stockybloke]

@@AnnBlabd it’s a definite no from me too.🤢

[@jennypepper101]

Love your t-shirt Mr Stocky. 👍🙂

[@Stockybloke]

Thanks Rachel 😀😀

[@martinthornley1610]

Like bloody hell it does 😂😂😂 made me laugh that

[@Stockybloke]

Hi Martin I’m glad somebody got a laugh out of it🤣🤣

[@martinthornley1610]

@@Stockybloke I’ve been to Iceland today for that butter chicken am going av it tomorrow, keep up the good work, and it’s now going be my new phrase that…like bloody hell it does ha ha ha

[@Stockybloke]

@@martinthornley1610 🤣🤣🤣 bloody hell does 🤣🤣

[@martinthornley1610]

Legend you are stocky, and your nephew is also a legend, I love his honesty,you are a real honest bloke that’s why I watch you, I really love your videos as your genuine, stocky is a living legend!!! Let me know what takeaway you Fancey in Wigan and I will point you in the right direction

[@Stockybloke]

@@martinthornley1610 thanks for your wonderful comments Martin. I don’t really know and places in Wigan what can you recommend??

[@IamDudu91]

Fucking fantastic bit of bait after 3/4 liters of cider. When I was a worthless alcoholic this is all I used to eat 7 days a week 3 times a day.

[@Stockybloke]

It’s totally disgusting 🤮

[@gemmalewis7993]

@lamDud91 how did you even have the effort to cook that pissed 😂

[@Stockybloke]

@@gemmalewis7993 I wouldn’t have minded if I was pissed 🤣🤣

[@valeriewright8686]

I’m a little disappointed in you Greg. My Nan used to cook these for me many many years ago (before curries now) and I found them to be lovely. I wanted you to try the whole thing, sauce and rice to give your honest opinion but you only tried a small piece of meat. Not a true taste test in my opinion,

[@Stockybloke]

The meat was just like eating a oxo and yes I did taste the curry sauce with it and it’s Rank Valerie. When was the last time you tried it?

[@CookieMonsterawr]

I'm disappointed in you Valerie. Greg is a decent guy, these curries are absolutely disgusting and vile. Just because you have low standards on the scale of taste doesn't mean Greg will make himself ill eating this rubbish. I'd not feed this to a dog. A good review and warns others who actually want something cheap and decent tasting not to buy these.

[@steveweaver4365]

Hi stocky my dad used to make us these for supper in the 70s and loved em fast forward 40 years got one and a chow mein for nostalgia bloody horrible never again pal !

[@Stockybloke]

@@steveweaver4365 nothing like they were four years ago, although that’s where the picture come from on the box I think 40 years ago 🤣🤣

[@valeriewright8686]

I’m talking over 50 years ago, long before we had curry takeaways and Indian restaurants and no, I haven’t had one since but I’m up to trying one just to see if they are the same.I am now 68 and am sure I’ve been on this planet long enough to have developed a better palette than most commenters here.