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[@dapperfield595]

Germany or Germans: *is mentioned* The entire population of Germany: *Guten Tag*

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Moin

[@meistermanfred6312]

Servus

[@DeutschlandMapping]

Einmarsch!

[@Cp.Chaos707]

Drei zwei eins Der kommentarbereich ist jetzt meins

[@mikeschmidt2526]

Drew Durnil ist jetzt deutsches Eigentum. (Drew Durnil is now german Property)

[@frabi10124]

As a German I can confirm that No one in Germany uses the phrase „I frick cats“

[@Feuerteufel99]

Literallyno one uses any of those 4

[@yterbiumpick7752]

@@Feuerteufel99 so you all just say Scheise? ik its with the weird s

[@morisco56]

@@yterbiumpick7752 grossdeutchland, stosstruppen

[@stopselthealmightygermanra3805]

Vielleicht tun sie das im Saarland xD

[@guntherlutjens5366]

Kann ich bestätigen

[@aysenur6761]

As a non-American, it is so surreal to see a person trying to understand what's up with decimeters lol

[@minedoimperija]

Lol

[@remington2216]

Drew's fanbase is so diverse

[@4vn14]

The act of decimation was as a form of Roman military discipline in which every tenth man in a group was executed by members of his cohort.

[@BrazilianImperialist]

@@4vn14 Damn

[@aysenur6761]

@@4vn14 Damn

[@gmeans98]

Drew: I hope that doesn’t mean kids. Me (A German Speaker): 👀

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Moin

[@yannickfuhrmann7907]

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschlands.

[@misswannadraw9635]

Hey wait a minute my guy! Your pfp is Wyoming correct?

[@gmeans98]

@@misswannadraw9635 that is correct

[@misswannadraw9635]

@@gmeans98 YES! You actually know we exist my guy oh my god.. are you from Wyoming at all?

[@kurzeanimation2487]

Now you know why its called Kindergarden.

[@arkd0n276]

its where you grow and water the kids

[@_blank-_]

@@arkd0n276 And then harvest them 😋

[@niwi7642]

@@_blank-_ And then eat them

[@sickboi2615]

@@arkd0n276 😆

[@definitelynotjeffbezos4324]

@@niwi7642 and then let your body absorb them and excrete the waste ( preferably in the basement )

[@lordnuxenos]

I'm just happy that germans where mentioned two thumbnail in a row

[@oksowhat]

do you really frick cats?

[@dragontimur4463]

@@oksowhat no, that swearword isnt even used here lmfao

[@lordnuxenos]

@@oksowhat i can confirm that we don't

[@Anonym12393]

@@oksowhat i never heard that ever in my entire life😂

[@AbhijayAgarwal]

@@oksowhat Ask Shane Dawson, he could give a different answer to all these commenters

[@Niyrey]

9:40 ''Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Hey, all german speaking countries'' *sad Liechtenstein noises*

[@Randomela]

sad but cute liechtenstein moaning

[@luc_Colism]

@@Randomela what the fu...

[@Randomela]

@@luc_Colism no not the moaning youre thinking about

[@vickypedia1308]

Don't forget luxembourg

[@luc_Colism]

@@Randomela oh phew because when I first saw it I what like the hell is this

[@Shunteration]

The joke about decimeters is that, although they're thought in schools (in fact, they, along with centimeters, are the first units of measurement kids learn in elementary school, since metric rulers are typically 15-30cm (or 1,5-3dm) long), decimeters barely ever used later in life - people either use things that are a full meter, or if it isn't, it's size is measured in centimeters. Decimeters are literally only introduced to us to be completely thrown away afterwards.

[@DeutschlandMapping]

They are actually quite useful when converting length into volume and mass. (1dm^3 = 1l = 1kg of water)

[@chatnoir1224]

As is centner (100kg).

[@abhinavsunil9051]

@@chatnoir1224 I think that's a Quintal

[@user-ve5ei2xe8h]

The first and only time I've heard of or had to use Hectometers was in U-Boat sims. Kinda want to bring that unit of measurement back.

[@Bonkae]

Taught*

[@creativeusername1013]

Are we gonna talk about how drew always googles in all caps

[@Liggliluff]

No

[@Feuerteufel99]

This are the youtube comments… we only write…

[@biko9824]

@@Liggliluff *NO*

[@pickledolives]

I google in CAPS only

[@yashmeet35]

Cause..... *CAPITALISM!*

[@DarkLordBatman]

Ok, I gotta admit, the meme on "third time's a charm and Germany already lost twice" really made me crack up

[@brittakriep2938]

But it is better to know, to have two times löst a ww, than like US americans believing, they won two of them alone.

[@erenjaeger9579]

Never knew the Joker had a KZbin channel about history and geography

[@koimeme]

I'm calling drew history joker now

[@kaysinagi]

never knew who asked

[@warsawpact2025]

@@kaysinagi ok?

[@deeptisinha4709]

Based comment

[@erenjaeger9579]

@@kaysinagi I said because I wanted to, nobody had to ask for it

[@jasonebroamann7283]

As a German, I can say we really try hard to get the railroads 👀

[@reaperoftheyeari4481]

Noice XD

[@ddt9164]

I don't get it

[@unknown60]

@@ddt9164 In the 30's and 40's they were used by the bad people that ruled germany to transport people they didn't like to camps were the conditions were really bad for the inmates. I hope you unterstand it this way.

[@ddt9164]

@@unknown60 Thank you, I now understand

[@deathtrooper7760]

yeah they are cheap and if you get all four they are quiet profitabel

[@no_name4796]

1:07 explanation for all american who don't use the metric system (y thou?): Decimeters are like ignored by everyone, and when you talk about distances you usually use millimeters, centimeters, meters or kilometers, but you never use decimeters. You're welcome

[@Feuerteufel99]

The only time yoe will ever have a need to use them is in a math clas

[@g4fly4ever8]

People say Deci is ignored but no one knows Hecto and Pica exist

[@CalculatorGuides]

wait i just noticed that

[@darkpig0780]

@@g4fly4ever8 hecto isn't that underused admittedly only in maths class and pica is basically useless in your day to day life

[@iFlashScarlet]

americans wont get it, and the funny thing is that when americans use the metric system they often use decimeters; and like no one who lives in a country that uses metric uses decimeter, unless you're a scientist lol

[@Zaduj]

Drew: says imperial system was made to train Americans to understand complicated subjects. Some Americans who can even speak one language correctly:

[@AdiPearStudios]

Also Americans: Yes the Capital of India is Dubai! Sheesh You would think Americans would be smart but sometimes it’s they like doofuses

[@prussiaball1871]

It's also weird he says Americans since Americans didn't invent the imperial system

[@sethfrisbie3957]

@@prussiaball1871 I am one of the rare Americans who mocks what my nation became.Back then the nations were better but now days not really in fact it is doing horribly.

[@prussiaball1871]

@@sethfrisbie3957 but slavery existed back then, and it was waaay more violent during the imperial times

[@sethfrisbie3957]

@@prussiaball1871 sure slavery is bad but besides that it was better.I am an imperialist who rejects democracy.

[@jackin_it]

Fun fact: While other nations have an average of 1.5-2 languages understood, America hasn’t even mastered English with a 0.8 average.

[@OnlyRodion]

my guess it's because the US is based around migrants and emigration to the US, so alot of Spanish and in general foreign speakers move over.

[@jackin_it]

@@OnlyRodion That’s true, plus I’m sure dialects have some sort of role in complicating things.

[@leDespicable]

Dialects inside the US are nowhere near as heavy as in pretty much any other country, though.

[@brittakriep2938]

English is basicly a mix of 1500years old german and 1000years old french. So latin language imigrants could recognize french( latin) part, and german/ dutch / scandinavian immigrants could recognize germanic part of english vocsbulary.

[@gottalivehappy]

Immigrants

[@drewdurnilappreciationday1680]

3:45 this enraged his father who punished him severely

[@sibasishdutta9009]

Hello I am here🤙🤙

[@drewdurnilappreciationday1680]

@@sibasishdutta9009 hey hey nice to see you

[@tilahunmitiku852]

Drew is looking more like the joker but wholesome

[@Destiny1G]

Drew would be welcomed with open arms into China, however him leaving that's where it gets difficult.

[@lukesucksatlife8973]

English, Sometimes I just tremble thinking about it

[@kofa1911]

come to croatia

[@austrakaiser4793]

As an Aussie I have no idea wtf is going on with our government, I hear stuff on the news that makes no sense and I ultimately feel retarded because of it

[@andrewhawkshaw7656]

Me too mate, me too... We can get through this! Maybe...

[@joecaa3722]

I heard that the 2 parties dominating Australia rn politically are both puppets to the oil giants. I saw a video abt it in my recommendations. Like how Australia trying to justify fracking oil is a good thing idk.

[@korioa]

they sniffed a little too many fumes from the forest fires

[@Jinbo998]

IKR! What is going on in straya? Its so strange!

[@andrewhawkshaw7656]

@@joecaa3722 yeah it's quite stupid. And we might be first country in the world to tax electric cars per km. While most other countries are making it easier to own electric vehicles, Australia is making it harder

[@Liggliluff]

(1:10) Okay, but what about decametres and hectometres?

[@Betterhose]

Do you know what an "are" is? It's 10mx10m, so 100m² And that's why 10,000m² are called a hectare. Because it is a hecto-are = 100 x are

[@aysenur6761]

there are no decameters or hectometers in Ba Sing Se

[@_blank-_]

@@Betterhose Damn, I never realized how "small" my apartment is. It's literally less than a 10m×10m square.

[@annaaditi126]

*sad noises *

[@Cp.Chaos707]

swearing in german: verdammte scheiße! (damn shit but cooler)

[@pak3ton]

4:14 Bin Laden's Demolition Services. "we come in a plane"

[@itsdomtoo]

There are more units than just decimeters, there’s also decameteters and hectometers. Metric is so much easier than imperial now that I’m learning it in chemistry

[@eliyaskiya]

I'm pretty sure it's "dekameters" not "decameters"

[@dannypipewrench533]

Metric is nice for math, yes. US Customary has nice sized units for comparing measurements to oneself. I like both, and use them accordingly.

[@ZeroEagle667]

7:37 You think Australia's crazy? Look at your own country lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631]

Not as terrifying as Drew's hair.

[@magnagermania9311]

The germanic warrior is looking for you, Slavic warrior!

[@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631]

@@magnagermania9311 Then let him come, i bet i can beat him.

[@magnagermania9311]

@@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631 it's a pretty equal fight, you must prepare my friend

[@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631]

@@magnagermania9311 Do i look unprepared?

[@magnagermania9311]

@@theslavicdoomerandfighter2631 no, your muskles are humongous

[@meafterigotmyaccountdelete5633]

Am I the only one that finds drew saying “hilter” hilarious?

[@liasrehl8628]

Yes

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

Yes

[@absolutelynothing9394]

6:29 -9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 social credits

[@mephisto7233]

10:57 well theres a german candy company called kinder so this is totally fine

[@ddm_gamer]

Wasnt that the point of the joke. That english people know "Kinder" as the chocolate company but we germans also know it as yknow Children

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

@@ddm_gamer as a speaker of german who doesn't know that much I can confirm that

[@mede201]

Kinder is an Italian company

[@oksowhat]

decimeter can be used to measure anything with plausible magnitude but its ignored like birds ignore humans from sky

[@josemonsaji]

10:03 India and Pakistan is in Asia. I guess the creator if the meme didnt knew that.

[@nigblack552]

Asian usually means East Asia in the wes ( For memes )

[@kaanyasin3733]

3:01 - 3:03 teacher? My Dreams on beconing the Minister for education in Austria wont stop. JUST because wednessdays should be a Free day

[@StateHollandiaMapping]

4:13 lmfao drew got american for a moment

[@harshit2.02]

6:47 Meanwhile In India : Problem still exists

[@feosty5526]

When corruption "acquires" the money that is supposed to fix the problem

[@thehighscalls]

Drew: "Please don't tell me thats kids." *Translated to Children* *Video skips real quick*

[@xeanderman6688]

Kinda sus

[@akoto6351]

@@xeanderman6688 kinder sus

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Die Stelle war gut

[@juliaboskamp9666]

I already expected this because German and Dutch are so similar that you can only distinguish it if someone has an accent

[@juliaboskamp9666]

@@TalesStahl no there are two kinds of kinders one is a chocolate egg with a little action figure in it and the others are kids and they mean something to eat now

[@Waldgxnger]

Thank you Drew, you make my day better with each video. Always makes me happy

[@lmaocetung]

9:43 *All german-speaking countries* Lichtenstein, Luxemburg and Belgium: 😐

[@Pausi10_00]

And Namibia in parts

[@lmaocetung]

@@Pausi10_00 yeah

[@ottovonbismarck8913]

Why are they getting forgotten :(

[@DTermination71]

Fun fact a polish astronaut went to space before, look it up. (POLAND CAN INTO SPACE!!!!!!!!!!)

[@damndanielthesuctioncupdan]

Polandball is officially not canon

[@DemoBOLRes]

ITS TRUE!!!! Poland is one step closer to protecting himself from Nono Germany

[@doomi4055]

@@DemoBOLRes and USSR

[@SOS_JA]

1:06I'mMetric user,and I don't even know what the hell a Decimeter is.

[@nage7438]

your countrie's educational system failed

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

10 cm =1dm Hope that helps

[@user-ve5ei2xe8h]

It's 1/1000 of a Hectometer.

[@renatogjergji8469]

1*10^-2 m = 1dm

[@CookieDice_]

That tree lighting tho

[@purpledevilr7463]

1:07 decimate comes from the Roman deca, Roman for 10. It refers to the beating to death of every 10th solider in line.

[@miasuarez856]

Decimieters are never used, you always go from centimeters to meters. Yes that's the joke

[@Mortifer_I]

9:40 vorauem we mer dialäkt schribä da hift nidmau me ä übersetzer🇨🇭

[@tyelerhiggins300]

As a teacher, I can confidently say that I've made a multiple choice test where every answer _but one_ was C.

[@thesebastanian567]

Drew as an Australian I would just like to confirm that you are right about australia at the moment, our government is srsly so incompetent

[@georgesmith2500]

Agreed, fellow aussie

[@stopselthealmightygermanra3805]

9:38 Also den Witz verstehe ich nicht, liegt wohl am fehlenden Bier...

[@pradyunsushena6579]

Me, an English person, being OCD-triggered every time drew types 'meter' and not 'metre'.

[@xXDrocenXx]

4:29 The boat in the back said "ADDICTION" What a coincidence🤣🤣🤣

[@oas2860]

1:48 when you realize that that man is a Chinese ninja warrior.

[@kevandanu7]

5:20 oh youre gonna have fun watching the amazing Bulk ;) Not a typo

[@jhonyjoestar1302]

I prefer finding Jesus 2

[@icarusblues7699]

Speaking bout godzilla, Hong Kong out here being tough. Was'nt wiped off the face of the earth in : Pacific Rim, transformers age of extinction, godzilla vs kong

[@Power-gaming06]

Love ur vids man

[@henriklopfler4723]

As a german i can say, no one says ich fricke Katzen

[@Aayan1942]

Do you know slippers do more damage then a RPG?

[@weirdshrimpnumber9755]

Well no shit Sherlock

[@drewdurnilappreciationday1680]

Yes

[@Aayan1942]

@@drewdurnilappreciationday1680 Ah yes.Have you been hit by that weapon? Oof

[@drewdurnilappreciationday1680]

@@Aayan1942 yes as an indian I have seen that flying missile

[@Aayan1942]

@@drewdurnilappreciationday1680 OOF I haven't seen it for some time hopefully it's the same for you.

[@Usikkert111]

I spent too much time trying to figure out what the spade joke was, and then realised that there is no joke. It’s just meant to mess with people who don’t know how our timeline works.

[@kyejt-r]

0:09 even lightning forms upside-down in Australia

[@mp25monsterrtttffff]

And even lightning strikes you twice

[@siralexandersequeira3rdcou12]

4:40 me knowing it's a god

[@monarchistheadcrab8819]

10:03 Iranian kids: Amateurs!!

[@DaBoiIsDaBoi]

drew: 9:43 liechtenstein: am i a joke to you?

[@Nobody-qy7zp]

Belgien, Luxemburg und Namibia: Am I a joke to you

[@catonkybord7950]

Tbh, I regularly forget about the existence of Liechtenstein too, even though it's our direct neighbour 😅

[@CookiiYT]

As a Spanish, I swear to god my mom went one punch man mode with a slipper when I spelled “monkey” incorrectly

[@2411509igwt]

As an Australian citizen by descent, I'm happy I don't live there, I'd have trouble resisting the urge to violently revolt.

[@kamaldas2376]

What happened there ?

[@varatic644]

@@kamaldas2376 tyrants in power

[@emo4eternity.]

german building sites take a whopping 20 years to be completed. The excuses are: winter too cold, autumn too windy, summer too hot, spring is vacation.

[@Pascal_Mueller]

German Efficiency !

[@sophiapacione]

Same in Canada, except worse because people are exceptionally lazy over here.

[@austrakaiser4793]

I trolled my friend into thinking "Ich vergwaltige Hunde" meant "I love you" in German. His German girlfriend was not happy.

[@Feuerteufel99]

He: Babe ich vergewaltige Hunde😘 GF: ??? What??? He: Ich vergewaltige Hunde 🥰 GF: Wtf is wtong with you!? He: No ICH. VERGEWALTIGE. HUNDE. GF: yeah im leaving you He:… You: i just lost a friend.

[@kamaldas2376]

Oh shit so ✨EVIL✨

[@AkhileshSingh-bv1fs]

What a coincidence I was thinking that why Drew's video is not coming Then suddenly your notification comes☺😍

[@metaphysicalretardation]

5:49 Not gonna lie, I'm not even Italian and it still offends me when people break or cut pasta. Imagine buying a quality cake, putting it into a blender, adding some milk and making a smoothie out of it.

[@rovalin6300]

... or pouring cake batter into two smaller cake pans and then stacking them on top of each other. Just buy a bigger oven and a 9 inch tall cake pan, dummies.

[@doublemosasaur5091]

Pasta is shit both ways though

[@metaphysicalretardation]

@@doublemosasaur5091 I'm getting the feeling you might not have tried properly cooked pasta with some nice sauce on it yet. If you have, well, we all like different things. I respect that.

[@brownbear3166]

I’ve only have had cheap Walmart pasta and it’s my favorite food. Actual homemade pasta is probably on a different level.

[@Vic2_over_Vic3]

Die Memes über deutsche sind so true. XD

[@user-hs6ex2cz2w]

the 4 railroads one was unaexpected

[@LeveyHere]

"I like Gifts" English: 🙂 German: 😳

[@Vic2_over_Vic3]

This memes kill me inside a little bit.

[@giuseppeagresta1425]

0:43 yep, that one was was about the invention of the hammer, if I'm not wrong

[@al3xa723]

I don't get it please explain

[@pakistanichad2632]

10:02 mom's slippers,dad's belt,aa whole lot of lectures and a whole 2 yrs off isolation

[@muffinsplanet366]

Dads 1 hour of lecture + Long wood stick

[@KardioIzletmetovic]

10:01 don't forget the balkan kids.

[@georgeserbezis4704]

1:23 I don't get it

[@jort93z]

I. as a German. get very offended when you break noodles before cooking them.

[@tomcatsarecool]

I had flashbacks on the towers part, I paused

[@zohaayaredk2418]

Drew can you make more videos about age of civilization

[@vac9598]

Every 100 seconds in Farnce a minute passes

[@stopselthealmightygermanra3805]

hold up, wait a minute, somthing ain´t right

[@STFwrinkle]

@@stopselthealmightygermanra3805wait a hundred seconds

[@vac9598]

France

[@Hydraklin]

07:06 this kid is actually right though, the imperial system is based of of an old system used in europe which caused massive problems ofcourse, that's also where the measurment for inch comes from as it comes from the measurment of a thumb, there used to be a lot more of these measurments, like armspan and forearm.

[@marcor815]

9:47 Armes Liechtenstein. Wird immer vergessen :(

[@carsonneeley4862]

6:57 I like how drew used a clip from UPN casually...

[@thijmenblom5620]

Why are americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers

[@doomi4055]

Recently we have 20th anniversary of nono plane

[@norway3062]

Day 43 what computer do u use drew?

[@disguisedpuppy]

I thought he was aging random names at end but then i realised they were names lol

[@333maddoxtj333]

1:09 hectometers aren't on the list but it's not am error, they're simply so unused they're actually sitting somewhere out of the meme

[@alphabetmafia_0116]

wait are hectometers like 100m?

[@Ironbanner12]

10:07 I love how Indians and Pakistanis are not Asian

[@muffinsplanet366]

I am Indian and yes I can confirm, even I love how we aren’t Asians.

[@KristianSandvikk]

Meters: is defined by the speed of light Speed of light: is determined by how many meters light travels through a space in 1 second

[@unknown60]

I am sorry to inform you that the meter was not always defined by the speed of light. It was defined by the length that a pendulum must have to swing from one side to the other in one second.

[@nirutivan9811]

9:41 Ich glaube wir müssen hier in den Kommentaren noch dafür sorgen, dass dieses Meme auch hier stimmt.

[@thecolonoscoper5168]

As a Floridian, yes you could just simply leave. But the catch is... you can't. send help please LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

[@Mjesec12345t]

3:11 Take that Emily 😀

[@HiteshPatel-sf2dd]

8:08 Drew: those youtubers living there like Rockstars Indian youtubers whose income is several times lower than the Americans (cries intensify)

[@agentfries1560]

what about those kid videos 90182p289828ol8s9ouqliu8pwup8id98;s views

[@ilmarilah1195]

That what does go brr and why everything does that got me laughing so hard

[@Mr_Man12344]

10:44 that's my computer this whole week.

[@RowanAckerman]

9:56 Germany is doing very well now, so yes, they did win. They also are nolonger bad.

[@commscan314]

Given the current risk of WW3 over Ukraine, Germany could *technically* win a war against Russia.

[@TheUnavator]

0:00 I'd rather be Monty Python's Knights of the Round Table than the Knights of the Lord of the Rings.

[@eddienastovski8163]

I'm from Australia and it's like hell right now drew

[@BRIAN09157]

The chancla 😂😂😂😂😂, I feel shivers in my back

[@comradezhukov1938]

As a German I can confirm we haven't taken over the world yet...

[@wetwillyis_1881]

You know, swearing in German sounds the worst, but just knowing how many Italian swear words there are, really makes English and German seem week. Also, it's good to know that since I built piston doors from memory in 2015, that I can lead the USSR. Keep up the great work Drew!

[@Feuerteufel99]

The question is…. Do you want to?

[@monarchistheadcrab8819]

@@Feuerteufel99 no, the real question is, do THEY want him to?

[@joses.4078]

Argentinians.... never piss them off lmafo

[@oksowhat]

abuses in Sanskrit dwarf all of em

[@wetwillyis_1881]

@@oksowhat I will have to look into that.

[@mrnoob7638]

Me a German seeing the WW3 meme:they are onto us

[@ChrissieBear]

Fun fact. All lightning starts from the ground and goes up. It's just too fast for us to notice most of the time.