The Most Terrifying Stands: D4C

[@Xer405]

Due to the current economic situation dirty deeds will now be done at market value

[@niapurdue230]

Hahahaha!

[@METAsMETAs]

LMAOOOOOO

[@James_Wisniewski]

Nyo-ho-ho

[@theworstchannelyouhaveever9573]

@@METAsMETAs here is one heavens door

[@devilrater8434]

This comment was made in heaven

[@theoverheavenchicken6767]

Ah yes. I too quake when I see morally questionable activities executed at a relatively low cost, truly a terrifying ability.

[@Reptar01]

lmao

[@user-vf1lp8pg2o]

Bad for cheap

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

*Terrible actions done at the cost of pennies*

[@Kossestu]

Or "I ain't gay but $20 is $20"

[@Pasta_Parade]

Dimes for crimes

[@funnyvalentine2600]

Funny Valentine is truly the one of the best JoJo villains His actions maybe filthy but he's doing it at a reasonable price

[@giuliovitiello8520]

YES! YES! YES!

[@funnyvalentine321]

Hello me from another dimension

[@wack-D-Doodle]

Narcicist

[@DaxSports1]

DOJYANNN

[@kingkay14]

DOJYAAN!

[@lazy7789]

Araki: ‘sees his doppelgänger’ “that’s a stand.”

[@kingkay14]

“Proceeds to agree that they both forget”

[@thunderspark1536]

"this must be the work of an enemy stand user!!!!"

[@pranay9528]

@@kingkay14 araki forgot 🤡 Araki refuses to elaborate 🗿

[@thatspellcastkkid_7672YT]

@@pranay9528 Araki is under the influence of an enemy stand user:

[@gaminggamer2594]

I think that Love Train is a pretty good reference, because when you look at the songs lyrics, it’s about every country in the world coming together and forming a “love train”. Only in this case, it’s about Valentine being able to tell each country that they have to do what he - and America - says, because of his possession of the Holy Corpse.

[@openaardvark419]

And the earth literally started coming towards love train

[@BeanNBudBear]

And the misfortune can be redirected towards anyone else in the world

[@Luiz_orneduom]

The countries. That's the point. He takes the wheel. He pilots this「Love Train」.

[@nicolasleal5644]

collective consciousness starts playing.

[@amusician644]

Or the fact that all the Corpse parts come together which allows love train to be used

[@Sjono]

“It’s ridiculously funny how powerful this Stand is.” Of course, look who’s wielding it

[@MysteryGeek2006]

If you think about D4C kinda also embodies Valentines’ power as the 23rd president of the United States like he is on top of everyone

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Hilarious.

[@Thecynicalonion]

JoJo Fans: The reason D4C has baseball stitches is because D4C is a team player. Araki: yeah...

[@thelgiver5844]

Since D4C is technically Valentine's soul, any alternate version of Valentine becomes the original one if D4C is attached to it. So basically he's immortal.

[@Doflaminguard]

D4C will attach to another Valentine if the one before died. So yes, he technically gains more lives.

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

Virtually immortal, and he doesn't need to send his entire body to do the transaction.

[@Neamio]

Immortal unless some mofo does infinite damage with a horse kick

[@terrelldurocher3330]

​@@Neamiothe stand was hit by the attack, the stand going to different Valentine's was causing those others to become spaghetti.

[@Neamio]

@@terrelldurocher3330 lmao i u replied to 2 of my comments in different videos back to back. also the damage to the user also transfers to the stand so even if tusk hit velentine he will still die

[@seabass15]

I saw someone else say this, the design of D4C partly comes from when he says, “Dojyaan” which means “Tada!” And D4C’s universe travelling combined represents pulling a rabbit out of a hat trick. I explained this differently to the person who did this, but it’s a different video.

[@F1areon]

Also D4C itself looks like... a giant rabbit.

[@Alex_Fishman]

And also Valentine's coat kinda looks like a cape of a magician

[@jk5522]

yooo everythink makes senes

[@roserose109]

There is "end" in friend There is "over" in lover There is "lie" in believe But there is no "sin" in Atrocious Acts at a Reasonable Price

[@ericshun3164]

I think you mean unclean deals done at the low low price of £2.99

[@nameless8216]

I am angry on how it isn't Atrocious Acts At An Affordable Price.

[@roserose109]

@@nameless8216 oh dear, that blunder's on me

[@FatherOFCrimzon]

@@ericshun3164 No he means, slightly unclean activities at a respectable price

[@Adam-mv4fw]

@@nameless8216 so A5P is it's localised name

[@kingofsovietlizards8704]

I like to think about D4C's namesake referring to how easy it is to die, but how it doesn't matter to/doesn't phase Funny Valentine. Each time he "dies", he comes back for cheap - or technically for free. The song even lists deaths that wouldn't matter if they happened to Valentine. He is the one villain who sees all lives as expendable for his goals, even his own.

[@tortolgawd4481]

I think that makes him one of the ultimate villains of jojo, even diavolo who tried to kill his daughter for his identity was scared of revealing himself to anyone

[@1aundulxaldin]

Nathan Hale: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Valentine: "I have INFINITE lives to give. And anyone else's, by extension. Any act I commit, and any life I have to give, all of it is done for the greater good of benefiting my Country. No matter how wretched, how horrible, how *dirty and cheap they may be.* " Think this is a good summary of Funny Valentine?

[@Artemis_NMRN]

​@1undulxaldin yes

[@ChaffleWadapon]

Joubin : Mom can we get Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap? Kaato : We already have Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap at home The D4C at home : Space Trucking

[@hozooo7079]

Andd wonder of u

[@vojtamm69]

@@hozooo7079 no cuz Space Truckin can put things between the cards so its little bit similiar to D4C

[@lucaswallo8127]

Huh?

[@artophile7777]

@@lucaswallo8127 It's part 8 stand

[@TheChildDevourer]

D4C at home: Repulsive Activities at an Acceptable Cost

[@3slicessenpai]

Also D4C's ridiculous potential was perfectly utilized by Valentine. The guy is creative with his Stand and goes out of his way to confuse everyone from finding out what its ability is. The "Who Shot Johnny" arc with Diego and Wekapipo us amazing because Valentine kept using D4C in obtuse ways to evade detection.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5811]

As true as that is, I feel like he could do more to easily win against others. He should keep many napkins on him, and throw them all over the place. This would allow him to come back in to the root timeline from anywhere, and easily run away again. It was shown in the train fight that he could return with a small drawer, so that should be possible.

[@goroakechi6126]

@@roberte.o.speedwagon5811 He can literally one shot anyone by summoning a comatose version of them. D4C to maximum potential is the best stand by far.

[@kingdedede933]

“Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” is a roundabout saying of “Doing it yourself”. Given what the stand does, connecting all Valentines together along with their drive and the stand’s innate strength, it fits perfectly well as he singlehandedly reaches “Love Train” status.

[@jakipop3397]

I always saw D4C's name as signyfing like, the dark, corrupt underbelly of the government and all the neccessary 'dirty' work that Valentine thinks he's doing.

[@qiqi349]

Imagine the dub actor of Funny Valentine saying... "Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price!!!"

[@HarbingerYT]

I'd imagine that they'll call it D4C. Kinda like Foo Fighters in Stone Ocean being shortened down to F.F.

[@alfateh2187]

What Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap? All I know is Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price.

[@ericshun3164]

What's filthy acts done at a reasonable price, I only know unclean deals done at the low low price of £2.99

[@jeffkamich8338]

it is doing bad things for cheap prices, like how people simp for jolyne

[@RETZZ69]

Nah, it's I ain't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[@SpongebobSquarepantsKrabby]

Abhorrent Acts Of Malevolence Commited At A Shockingly Low Tariff : Passion Locomotive Or A6T Wielded By The Vice President Of Canada "Comedic Cupids Day"

[@DonMagma]

My favorite stand: i ain’t gay but 20$ is 20$

[@NXTangl]

IMO Love Train MIGHT beat Wonder of U because Jesus is probably the best at controlling calamities. However, Wondet of U was capable of using the infinite spin bubbles as a calamity. So if there's any source of infinite spin around, Wonder of U can hit D4C with it, but it can't make infinite spin by itself...

[@openaardvark419]

They aren’t infinite. The infinite spin requires a horse or other form of supplementary rotational energy. Soft and Wet: Go Beyond beat Wonder of U because there closer to Tusk Act 2’s bullet holes.

[@Doflaminguard]

@@openaardvark419 infinity doesnt need a horse. It needed momentum and golden ratio.

[@Alex_Fishman]

@@Doflaminguard imagine showing what you just said to a normal person without context. They would think that you are the type of people to say ridiculous philosophic shit when they are drunk.

[@Harvestinberrys]

I'd argue that love train can be defeated/ countered by time manipulators since in order for valentine to attack he has to exit out of it, leaving his limbs vulnerable.

[@browdoe]

Well, he doesn't, he can bring alternate versions of them, which basically means they're dead since they don't know about dimensional paradox. So he doesn't have to leave love train, cuz it's not direct attack it's just hopping to other dimension.

[@Harvestinberrys]

@@browdoe I'm a little confused on what your actual point is, if you're saying that Valentine can just bring an alternate version of his opponent and wait for them to collide, I don't think that is true. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember Valentine ever using D4C's ability while simultaneously using love train. And even if he could there are so many work-around's to the collision.

[@browdoe]

@@Harvestinberrys Yeah that's true, but he didn't use it, cuz he was too cocky cause he had love train and didn't think that anyone has atleast little chance in beating him + imo he just wanted to kill Johnny with his own hands. And in order to collide you don't need direct contact, you need to just be near to your counterpart and since TW and SP (i'm not counting star finger) are both fighting on direct combat with fists, collision would happed and don't forget that speed of D4C is A so he matches SP and can hit Jotaro with small part of hand leaving love train and Jotaro/DIO couldn't even react to it by stopping time and every little harm from D4C basically means, that you're dead.

[@Harvestinberrys]

@@browdoe If Johnny, Gyro, Diego, and Wekapipo were able to react to D4C's speed, then why wouldn't SP and TW when their precision was highlighted, also I mentioned time manipulators to also include King Crimson who could look into the future and see when he would exit love train.

[@browdoe]

@@Harvestinberrys Ik, but with Wekapipo when they fought, he didn't have love train, in this situation he would only leave it with small part of body in milisecond, yeah if SP or TW would go on 1v1 with fists and without love train, that would be clear, but Jotaro/DIO doesn't know when he will do it while without love train they would just punch no matter what. Even only finger of D4C can leave love train to make unnoticeable attack and they're done and if not, there's still collision. Also don't forget that Valentine can bring more Valentines who wouldn't let SP get near base Valentine so easily. And Jotaro or Dio can't kill for ex. 100 Valentines in one time stop, it has some limitations. Or he can get some overpowered allies from AU with convincing arguments (like Diego), but that would be dangerous for president. Even if they manage to cut off his hand they would still be pretty damn close to their counterparts so they would die, Valentine just doesn't need to have leave love train to win cause of collision.

[@MajinReptile.UltraMajin]

'Unclean Favors Finished Mud inexpensively' is so powerful it can turn Go! Diego! Go! into a human Amish potato salad!

[@streetgamer3452]

I’ve always thought of Love trains reference being that under Love train, everyone will be forced to join hands and stop fighting if they don’t want to face the consequences of love train. Basically, it forces a stalemate and everyone’s just forced to agree with the conditions

[@Moayad56]

Finally the *minor inconveniences done cheaply* video is here

[@JohnDoe-zx7cq]

I thought the lyrics of Love Train worked really well with the stand, “People all over the world, join in” has a completely different meaning with the context of the stand’s ability

[@METAsMETAs]

Whoever makes the funniest D4C joke gets pinned

[@jaymetal5816]

hmmm

[@funnyvalentine2600]

When the president is sus! 😳

[@MrJarckle7378]

Since d4c has the power to affect other alternate timelines this means that it can hypothetically witness every death of diavolo.

[@eniobiondi2749]

You should make about Weather Report (the stand), it's Heavy Weather abillity is absolutely DEVASTATING

[@METAsMETAs]

@@MrJarckle7378 yes

[@animefan77]

I think an understated fact on why D4C is so dangerous is that it's your typical combat type Stand in a part where Stands have been reduced to ability based to enhance the user rather than being able to physically fight on top of it like previous parts. With the advantage alone on top of its overwhelming ability that would make powerhouses like Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, King Crimson, The World, The Hand, Sticky Fingers, etc halt in caution to avoid being hit by the collision of parallel selves effect, D4C goes from your typical powerhouse to potentially unbeatable even before Love Train was introduced. It would take extreme circumstances to even make the heroes' Stands be able to stand on a level-playing field to even combat its base power, let alone the Love Train ability.

[@umarahmed7864]

Jotaro: so it’s the same type of stand as star platinum...

[@rafaelgabrielgarlinidal-bo9496]

8:35 " It's actually funny. It's ridiculously funny how powerful the stand is " It's so funny it's valentine

[@manuelmoralez2257]

6:11 forgot to mention his misfortune was not only gonna just be for him but the whole USA and him having the range of the whole planet is why In my opinion he claps wonder of u

[@lolno6975]

D4C: Love train is genuinely terrifying to me. Just infinite luck. "Oh that bullet is 100% going to hit me, but his gun spontaneously exploded, decapitation the enemy and leaving me unscathed somehow, even though the chances of that are less that 1/10000000000" kinda bullshit

[@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410]

Bruh thats literally Wonder of U lol

[@THEDIVISIONbythedivisionbell]

That's more Wonder of U ability. Love Train would just deflect the bullet

[@VerniasAugoeides]

Love Train is basically divine intervention, like "God says no", the ability, hence the golden light aesthetic. It's just actually a subset of JoJesus' power. I like the luck aspect of it that is sometimes portrayed a la Lucy's Ticket to Ride, but the reality warping aspects are just hilariously busted.

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

@@VerniasAugoeides It might also be how JoMoses had the sea split.

[@sandwich996]

4:40 this makes sense since if d4c takes you from an alternate universe to the base universe, where does the mass come from? cause you cant create matter from nothing, so there is a theory that the alt you is made up of negative mass energy and if it comes in contact with the positive mass energy, it will annihilate the both of them.

[@th1cc]

dont bring theoretical physics into jojo, cause this would makes no sense

[@sandwich996]

@@th1cc but it does

[@kahlil2638]

@@sandwich996 but that’s not how physics work at all. Sure bringing people through a portal defies the laws of conservation, but how would myself touching myself cause any form of reaction either chemical or mechanical?

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

Two alternates will also annihilate each other

[@zamasuningen2064]

Everyone gangster till jotaro says You thought it was going to be a “so it’s the same type of stand as star platinum” joke *BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!*

[@Royal420Way]

Don't forget about the mobility increase, love trains misfortune protection is incredibly similar to Johnny's black hole bullets, valentine is just chilling in his own dimension and the only peephole is D4C love train. This has an added affect of him being able to completely manipulate that separate dimension allowing him flight, shape control, well it's a universe cloak. And the whole Christ body aspect but I'm done typing.

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

And all damage is fatal damage, environment is shaped in favor of the user, and the fact that the only abilities that could go through Love Train was either directly or indirectly influenced by Jesus.

[@purplehaze2358]

I just thought Araki gave him big ol’ bunny ears because him and his user popping out of surfaces isn’t wholly unlike a magician pulling a rabbit out of his hat.

[@andohakrasi-sarpong2129]

Guess you could say Dubious Do's Done at Discount Cost has you, "Covered"

[@bigboibandit3073]

The naming for the stand user and stand, are in opposite effects of each other. The namesake of D4C is in reference to how Funny Valentine would do anything for the country of America, at any cost for almost nothing in return. And the namesake of funny valentine is in fact, in reference to how there are many covers and different versions of the same song.

[@Spirall445]

Abilities D4C is among the most powerful Stands in the series. In its default form, it is a close-range Stand with above-average strength and speed. It is able to punch a grown man away violently[4] ,With its most impressive showing of strength being when D4C came out of Hot Pants' side and impaled her. D4C was also capable of rivalling a transformed Diego in speed.[5] Although still exploring its full potential, Valentine is adept and creative with its powers. Dimension Hop Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap allows different parallel worlds/dimensions to co-exist at the same time and/or in the same place. It also allows its user to visit these parallel worlds/dimensions and interact with them.[4] Valentine travels by being closed between two objects, shown first by putting himself between a chair and the ground.[6] Liquid materials, such as water count as objects as well,[5] and even dust or steam. Valentine only needs an infinitesimal part of himself put between two objects to be able to hop between dimensions. Following that, Valentine may reappear from anywhere, like emerging from someone's back,[4] presumably by affecting objects in a neighboring dimension. One of the early facets of this power was that Valentine was impervious to projectiles as the hit body part would transform simply into a hole, however, this was then left out after its initial usage.[7] Valentine can also pull other people or items to other dimensions by forcing them between two objects or into the object he uses as a portal;[4] for instance he can slam a door on them while they are backed against a wall. However, as no two versions of the same person or thing can co-exist in the same dimension, one of them will have to go back into their own. If not, and if they get too close to one another, both will crumble, splitting into Menger spongesW before obliteration,[8] potentially causing an explosive reaction that may harm those close by.[9] This rule does not apply to Valentine himself. Valentine can also only partially drag people into a new dimension, immobilizing them inside an object.[4] Diego Brando has demonstrated that people other than the Stand User can pull people to other dimensions if he reuses the same objects that were used to drag them between dimensions.[8] It is explained that between dimensions, gravity as a force is able to persist with Valentine when he hops between dimensions. This keeps him from breaking into pieces and becoming scattered across the different worlds.[10] If Funny Valentine is injured, he can hop into another dimension and transfer his D4C to this world's Valentine.[8][11] Said Valentine acquires the memory of the previous Valentine and becomes the 'Root Valentine' by virtue of now possessing the Stand, but his consciousness remains different from that of the previous owner. Nevertheless, since each Valentine is dedicated to gathering the Corpse Parts and has the same personality, the differences are unnoticeable. Furthermore, he can summon any number of alternate selves to a target dimension in order to outnumber his opponents.[5] These Valentines do not have D4C's of their own however, this Stand seemingly being wholly unique to the 'Root World', the single universe where the Corpse resides.[1] During early chapters, people were somehow able to see into different dimensions from different angles, but this property is never expanded on.[7] Love Train D4C -Love Train- User Funny Valentine Lucy Steel (Ticket to Ride) Namesake Love TrainW (The O'JaysW song) Type Evolved Stand Range Irrelevant Manga Debut SBR Chapter 78 Stats?D4C -Love Train- (D4C -ラブトレイン- Dī Fō Shī -Rabu Torein-) is the evolved form of D4C,[2] given to Valentine by the Saint's Corpse.[12] As a blessing from the Saint's Corpse, Love Train is an overwhelmingly powerful ability that is both lethal and invincible thanks to its power over the concept of "misfortune". Only a miraculous power of the same scope as the Saint's Corpse may overpower it. Misfortune Redirection While Love Train is active, Valentine becomes effectively invincible, hiding within a pocket dimension (also described as a gap in space) delimited by a wall of light that follows him.[1][12] The wall of light, originating from Lucy's body, has the ability to redirect all misfortune that comes in Valentine's way, leaving only good fortune. The harmful energy that passes through the wall of light is sent far away from the user and is passed onto individuals anywhere on Earth as bad luck. For instance, Johnny's imperfect nail shots could be canceled and the harm manifesting as fatal accident throughout the world.[1] Because Valentine can manipulate the form of the pocket dimension as he sees fit, it can allow him to seemingly stand midair,[1] glide at high speeds or flatten himself. It is shown when he pursues Johnny and Gyro under the train tracks, and across a grassy field.[13] Additionally, neutral objects continuously move closer to Lucy, including trees, signs, and even the oceans.[11][14] These shifts in position seem to favor Valentine. Besides being invincible to attacks while within the gap in space, D4C can make even its most insignificant attacks fatal. Any wound would quickly travel up the body until it eventually reaches a vital spot before dealing damage. A scratch or bite on the finger can become a scratch on the heart.[1] The only downside is that D4C must temporarily leave the safety of the gap in space and becomes vulnerable. Love Train can only be used at a certain distance from Lucy, so if she is moved away from him, then he is forcibly pulled with her and must exit the wall to be free to walk around.[15] The only known power able to break through D4C -Love Train- is the Golden Spin.

[@loyaltyuncrythro6788]

Holy shit that’s fire bro, thx for commenting that

[@losprimos4783]

Bro copied the Whole Jojo wiki and pasted it here.

[@Aleph3575]

It may be a bit of a stretch, but I think D4C's name as it relates to the actual song involves 1. The actual plot of Steel Ball Run, and 2. Its power allows its user to ignore the cost of risky or dirty actions (i.e. Death) so it allows Valentine to perform Dirty Deeds for cheap. 1: This song is sung from the perspective of a "fixer" someone who does things no one else is willing to do (hence Dirty Deeds), and he does them cheap and with no moral qualms of any kind. He kills people, he offers to fuck a woman to revenge cheat on her husband, he offers to be a homewrecker, he offers to destroy stuff, etc. These are all things that Funny Valentine does in the anime as well. He kills people, he doesn't care about the morality of his actions because in his eyes, everything is justified. He destroys things, he ruins people's lives when he doesn't kill them, he cheats on his own wife (who he doesn't know is dead) with a 14 year old (disguised as his wife and he doesn't know isn't actually his wife tbf). Funny Valentine is the American "Fixer". In his eyes, he is "fixing" the country.

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Thinking back on this comment, the parallels in his thought to Trump is comedically Funny.

[@CasaErrad]

finaly a video of FAARP Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

[@ericshun3164]

I think you mean unclean deals done at the low low price of £2.99

[@First-to-last]

FA3RP*

[@kingal8127]

Just understand love train as requiem. the concept of requiem is fulfilling the stand user deep intention, so the stand will manifest an unstoppable ability to achieve that one goal.

[@Alex_Fishman]

Kind of yes and kind of no, because we can't really place the only 2 requiem stands in the series as the ultimate axiom of all requiem stands and how requiem evolutions work just because they just so happened to kind of follow that axiom.

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

No, not really. Love Train is a dimension that acts like a physical manifestation of divine intervention. Valentine is not interested in other countries suffering, he only wants the US to succeed and prosper, with the redirection being a sacrifice he's willing to make. A Requiem is very niche, but with next to no flaws for most people. Love Train is just too generally good to be a Requiem. It's not even comparable to Heaven stands, as I see personally that Heaven stands are just another version of Requiem stands with a bit more accessible but difficult process to evolution.

[@Alex_Fishman]

@@V1_Ultrakiller Put a spoiler alert there

[@bloobushviper5709]

Not a D4C joke, but I recently read Uzumaki and several other of Junji Ito's smaller works, and if not for Jojo's often light-hearted nature with silly jokes and memes forcing us into a bias lighthearted-mood where, for example, instead of terrifying, Polpo and Black Sabbath's designs are just comically ridiculous instead of genuinely menacing and frightening, Jojo would probably be classified as a 100% completely horror manga, and definitely one of the scariest in shonen and probably manga in general. The similarities are uncanny, and you can tell how much Araki takes inspiration from authors like Junji Ito and more. Araki really is masking a feeling of true horror in his stories, and I can only hope the anime for Parts 6-8 to bring out the real *scale* of his true cosmic horror in fully animated form.

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

Very true. The only thing stopping JoJo from becoming a top 10 horror story series is the artstyle.

[@nyx9208]

I can't wait to see the animation for dc4 I think it'll look so sick seeing this animated

[@MarioCashy]

I just started reading steel ball run soo I'm lost asf I just joined this channel yesterday aswell

[@pwn6k]

imagine walking down the street and you see a clone of yourself barreling toward you. that’s scary shit

[@aruan7sp]

Wonder of U has no chance against D4C Love Train, his ability (misfortune redirection) is a hard counter against WoU's flow of calamity. Best case scenario they end in a stalemate where they can't hit each other by any means (every attack from D4C generates a calamity that is redirected by Love Train and also every direct attack from WoU against D4C is redirected by Love Train).

[@sociallyawkard5675]

Wonder of u wins, if he exits love trains reach calamity would occur (which he needs to do to actually attack) so it’s either a stalemate or valentine dies the second he exits to attack

[@julius.7986]

Araki confirmed WoU is the strongest antagonist stand

[@midnightbat344]

@@sociallyawkard5675 I mean the only way to kill d4c is an instant kill

[@sociallyawkard5675]

@@midnightbat344 which calamity would do

[@sociallyawkard5675]

@@midnightbat344 funny exits love train to attack, the calamity occurs, he dies Even Tooru himself says this, not even a saint is safe from calamity

[@023Whiplash]

The name Dirty Deeds Dine Dirt Cheap actually fits the stand perfectly. Valentine does dirty deeds while using his stand, and it comes at no price at all because he does it himself… literally unlimited versions of himself no payment required

[@Facebones2391]

This is the first channel I've seen dissecting stands this well. I'm gonna have to see just how many you did, I'd hear about them all from you.

[@KaizenisMajestic22]

"I ain't gay but 20 is 20 dollars" - Funny Valentine

[@sawe456]

The stand actually reflects the name of the song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" imo It allows Funny Valentine to do his bidding even at the price of his life. He can die but another version of him will come, making his life worthless. And so he does dirty deeds indeed for dirt cheap

[@SoulKing0448]

I love how most of all jojo powers and styles are just Araki being like “This shit is cool, Ima add it”

[@epicboxx3838]

the only thing more terrifying than D4C is evil executables effectuated for entry-level pricing

[@jonathanschmitt5762]

The only edge that GER gets over D4C Love Train is that it doesn't need gravity to survive.

[@kursathancer515]

It’s crazy because imagine d4c req or d4c with DIO’s way to heaven book and bone

[@watchspotting]

When he said “It’s filthy acts time” and reasonable priced all over the place

[@ginofalche9857]

I will be terrified if I ever come across a stand like questionable actions done at a reasonable market price.

[@Ragnell141]

Regarding the name, D4C is symbolically tied with "Death" in its abbreviated form. Of course, the first letter of "Death" is a D, so that one's easy. 4 is highly tied with death in Japanese culture, and C is pronounced like "shi" in Japanese, which is again how you say "Death" in the language.

[@average-tree-lover-42069]

Indeed, "4" in Japanese is pronounced "shi"!

[@unnamedvendetta7817]

It isn’t that deep bro. Look at the song name (dirty deeds done dirt cheap), it’s literally just an abbreviated version, *D*irty *D*eeds *D*one *D*irt *C*heap. 4 d’s, and one c.

[@comfortgamer997]

To be perfectly honest d4c is the best because if he grabs an enemy from an alternate universe and bring them back to the main one then they both die. And if d4c goes into an alternate reality hides and watches how his alternate self defeats his enemy he can just do the same things his alternate self did. D4C - best stand

[@cartoliravioli2391]

6:51 don't forget ball breaker. Gyro might of been able to kill Funny Valentine and was really close when he bypassed Love Train and caused Valentine to age greatly. Also I wouldn't count TWOH since Eyes of Heaven isn't canon. I think D4C love train would beat wonder of u because the attacks caused by Valentines act of pursuing it would just be deflected by love train and transfered onto something else. Soft and Wet Go Beyond could also beat D4C Love Train since it uses the power of spin as well as its spin bubbles "not existing" therefore doesn't go by the rules of love train.

[@datboy038]

Eyes of heaven is canon just not in the main universe. It’s as canon as part7-8 is to part1-6

[@midnightbat344]

@@datboy038 bruh eye of heaven is not canon the creator said it

[@datboy038]

@@midnightbat344 it was supervised by Araki and what i said was confirmed by Araki. Mainly what i was referring to is where Eyes of Heaven comes from which is Over heaven check it out it’s lovely

[@raddishforthenight]

ah yes being president, acdc and playboy bunnies, the american dream

[@manipuleggtion]

d4c may be at thrift store value now but when inflation occurs

[@gyro6889]

D4c love train: "I'm the second strongest" Tusk act 4: *tears down the barrier* D4c love train: shit

[@Sh2dowman]

Valentine: *heavy breathing*

[@hyenaxcodm591]

The musical reference might be that there are so many songs with the same name like his ability

[@mahmadhiabo7582]

D4c would be invincible if it rained.

[@oldzealand9961]

What a great original concept for a stand in SBR!

[@25i428]

Actually GER would just stalemate with Love train cuz as long as the barrier is up, GER can't break through it. His will reversal ability could potentially corner D4C but GER can never hurt him unless he gets into the barrier which is shown only the infinite rotation or DIO Over Heaven can do

[@koopatroopagamer2854]

4:34 Believe it or not, like a lot of other concepts in JoJo’s, this isn’t a rule made by araki. The concept of 2 things being unable to exist at the same time is actually a real scientific property that states that the same matter is unable to exist at the same time. This theory is commonly used to disprove the possibility of time travel.

[@dookie9973]

Absolutely love this stand Amazing name! Amazing design! Amazing ability! Amazing deeds at a reasonable price!

[@sociallyawkard5675]

Valentines goals are to redirect all misfortune away from America to other nations, the song love train is about spreading love throughout the entire world

[@sushicatez]

Any two surfaces Funny Valentine: many air counts as a surface

[@TheGoldenBullD2]

I would have said that D4C’s namesake relates to the ability to drag in any version of anyone to do his bidding (dirty deeds) at any time he could ever need that (the cheap part)

[@judge_of_the_game5315]

5:30 This is just speculation but I feel like the ability "Love Train" and the song are intended to oppose each other, my interpretation of the song is that its' about sharing and compassion. The ability of the stand (and the corpse) is to attract good fortune and send away misfortune, basically stealing good from around the world and replacing it with bad. And its almost certain that the song was MENT to hold symbolism with the stand as Araki wouldn't make one of the most powerful ability's in the entire series just any song. But, I'm a moron so tell me if you disagree or if I'm completely wrong on this because its just speculation.

[@OrdanKarris]

It's my favorite stand, and most importantly... IT'S A BUNNY

[@SteveTheNam]

I can't believe Elephant's elongated teeth Chapter four which was attained by realising the Sliver Radius actually defeated Unclean Activities Completed at a Discounted Tag

[@MrRedRice935]

Don’t forget how spherical deformer helped by aging hilarious Christmas

[@impermanentLucidity]

wait a minute this stand is a manifestation of quantum immortality, its existence proves the existence of quantum mechanics in jojo D4C can grant its host any THING simply by moving to a reality where it happened. You die? Move to a reality where you don't. Easy.

[@GreenTomas2372]

4:22 I heard of this concept from the movie Timecop (1994), where the laws of time travel dictate that two versions of the same matter cannot simultaneously occupy the same point in time because the molecules in the same form of matter constantly change. And just like D4C, if the same form of matter from different points in time touches each other, they melt away from existence. This is shown when the movie antagonist, Senator Aaron McComb (Ron Silver), has his younger self from 1994 fused together and melted away from existence

[@sprite7196]

fun fact: D4Cs original ability was to cross over neighbouring dimensions.

[@Benloadeon]

I thought that D4C got his design based on a bunny and the trick a magician does by getting one out of his hat

[@joekeogh6426]

I don't think WOU could kill d4c because WOU sends misfortune to whoever gets close to Toru but d4c redirects misfortune so it kind of singles out WOU

[@boxman7044]

6:04 it gives out the misfortune to everyone equally (we see that when different people all of different races get killed instead of valentine) it is a twisted reflection of the song and considering whose corpse caused it makes the inversion more impactful

[@benjaminmichel2618]

I do think this beats time stopers or at least has a chance, here is why. we see from jotaro VS Dio that magetism is still a thing in time stop, and I do think the attraction force in between the alternate version and the person wich is replicated can be considered still active like magnetism. So I do think this is in the top 10 cuz it has a chance against time stop and a pretty good one at that, it can also beat anything that dosent time stop or reality warp cuz he just can’t die by transferring himself and making millions of clones.

[@pingu.s4064]

I think it is called d4c love train because the song is about celebration and valentine completed his life goal: reunite the corps and bring good fortune to amerika and being alowed to increase the price of his deeds

[@b44442]

"People all over the world (on this train) Join in (ride the train) Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all)" D4C: Love Train forces random people of the world to join Valentine's cause by sacrificing them for the future of his country, so that's the correlation... also train

[@youraverageguy1270]

I too feel a sense of moral unease when I see inhuman doings completely at a surprising low cost

[@IplayTeemoasaWard]

So you're telling me this dude has Rick Sanchez levels of power and he just uses his dimension warping to do a shadow clone jutsu? I've been binging this series and in the Killer Queen video you said some things about how its just one of the ultimate stealth abilities and even though its not the most powerful its really useful for surviving. Well this isnt just stealth, this is the power of infinite time and ressources. I know im being greedy with a fictional power here, but what stops Valentine from finding a barren dimension, more Valentines and then just starting a whole civilisation by himself? Guess his patriotism to his homeland/world was his downfall edit : having watched the video, I keep thinking how a lot of the villains could have made better use of their stand or rather should have taken more time to master it (cough DIO cough). Valentine could have just stayed in the shadows and ascend to godhood out of sight from other characters. Then just never show himself as to never be targeted by a perfect spin.

[@F1areon]

He basically WAS going to conquer the world, at least in his home dimension; Love Train's ability to redirect misfortune would've made America eternally prosperous... at the cost of fucking over the rest of the planet.

[@syzler8664]

?????????? thats like saying why doesnt johnny just drop out of the race and rob banks to get rich its not their goal why the fuck would they do that?

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

The literally only reason he lost was because he was cocky. It has been shown that he can send parts of himself to other timelines at command, and he does not need much to send D4C to an alternate. And he could have just evaded the shot by using the reality warping ability of Love Train then jump into another dimension with his jacket or flag. Infinite rotation has too long and obvious activation criteria for him to not just evade it and just backstab Johnny by coming back into the main timeline through his clothes.

[@danurkresnamurti3598]

i just googling and found another meaning for Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is an homage to the cartoon Beany and Cecil, which Angus Young watched when he was a child. One of the cartoon's characters was named *Dishonest* John, who carried a business card that read: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

[@mr.sand7899]

Most Terrifying stand D4C. Laughs in Wonder of You.

[@Luke-1337]

When the president in Independence Day gets up on his ass and actually fights, you cheer for him, or if you are the president’s opponent, you might laugh. When the President from JOJO gets up on his ass and actually fights, you both better start running.

[@emptyvending8964]

6:34: Forgets Go Beyond!

[@heavyweatheraudios1656]

You could say love train is actually a crazy train

[@DaxSports1]

Crazy train would've been a good name too but I like both.

[@CantFindAName000]

*Shows stats onscreen, all A’s besides a C in range* Me: So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum.

[@luxindigo1026]

"DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF!!!' I can hear it if valen pulls an alt version of someone

0:42 can you send download link for the red version? Want to use it as a pc background.

[@METAsMETAs]

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@@METAsMETAs thanks

[@nikolthomas2544]

I'm pretty sure using the name Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap for Valentine's stand is a reference to Valentine's "fine, I'll do it myself" philosophy. Using his powers to get stuff done alone, instead of ordering others to do those things.

[@6ft_2in_b_a_b_y28]

What about Chariot Requiem? Maybe if Polnareff was well enough to control it well the way GioGio does with GER

[@mikeoxlong5341]

Bro i cant get over filthy acts at a reasonable price💀

[@emarceeqem4715]

I think one way to interpret the stand name is he 'hires' alternate versions of himself to do his dirty work, 'dirt cheap'.

[@GOKU_MUI527]

Did you know dirty deeds done dirt cheap couldn’t be used in America so they named it, I kid you not *filthy acts at a reasonable price*

[@ohikblurp6245]

Everyone's saying you'll have infinite lives with D4C but for me I'll use it to get help from my clones to finish homework

[@kNightAkuma]

I wonder what would happen if funny valentine were to pull an alternate universe giorno who also happened to have G.E.R. into the base universe when giorno had G.E.R.

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

Short summary: D4c can throw you at you and make you cease to exist and it has an uno reverse card

[@krimson8089]

If Funny Valentine with Love train gets curious about Wonder of U, how would that play out? Would it just cause the "accidents" to fall onto someone else? Potentially killing a population of a small country without even realizing?

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

Realistically, it would end rather quickly, as just a bit damage is enough to cause fatal damage. With Love Train, Valentine would just need to get close, which he can because he is as fast as a horse's top speed, and just give WoU a small cut on the arm or something like that, and it would be over. Even if D4C gets harmed by the calamity, Valentine can just live with the missing hand or give D4C to an alternate.

[@tarenblevins6958]

I know I'm late, but my favorite reworking of this is Unlawful Bribes for a Couple of Fives