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@amanofculture40763 жыл бұрын
"I would make a joke about the government, but it probably would not accomplish anything" LMAO
@maximumforce82753 жыл бұрын
This can be taken 2 ways. It can imply people who make fun of Congress aren't accomplishing anything or its I playing Congress doesn't accomplish anything
@alexboyer66913 жыл бұрын
@@maximumforce8275 that would be true if he didn't later say, "I would make a joke about priests but only the kids would get it"
@wade27813 жыл бұрын
only 2 replies?? bruh that joke took me a bit but I got it lol
@Idklol2082 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@WalmartsCornerRat2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jameswilliams78733 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, another name for a group of ravens is a conspiracy. So if you have crows and ravens together you have... A Conspiracy for Murder.😂
@Gerealistic3 жыл бұрын
Good one!
@konpeitosart2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@blacktiger59852 жыл бұрын
Intelligent joke there sir.
@cheese177402 жыл бұрын
i hate you so much
@jessiallan88132 жыл бұрын
0-0
@tanuki012 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t” really is how we roll as a species
@battlebear437 Жыл бұрын
Or in my case, being sarcastic at the wrong time…
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
Humans can and will pet anything
@tanuki01 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734 And it's both our best and worst quality
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
@@tanuki01 Yes, yes it is But if stuff didn't want us to pet it, why did it evolve to be cute?
@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734we evolved to THINK they’re cute so we would pet them and thus become more accessible food.
@leshyaedawnfire Жыл бұрын
Fun true story about Elephants: Several years ago the Cincinnati Zoo had a program that would let people interact with their small herd of female Asian elephants. During one of these meet-and-greets the herd matriarch, Mai Tai, fell in love with a little boy. She proceeded to pick the boy up with her trunk, put him on her back, and take him for a ride around her enclosure before eventually returning him to his parents. The parents and Keepers were freaking out, but the little boy had a blast. He's name is Aric, and he is now grown but still remembers this incident fondly to this day and makes a point to visit the elephants every time he goes to the Zoo. I know this story because he is my brother's friend, and my next door neighbor.
@sussygojira4121 Жыл бұрын
The only thing I remember starting with Ci is cinnamon
@helenl3193 Жыл бұрын
Does the elephant still recognise/remember him?
@DWEAKKII Жыл бұрын
That is so wholesome I’m going to plant a tree
@adrianomaly1760 Жыл бұрын
How lovely!!!!!
@jennifernoyola664610 ай бұрын
That's like something straight out of a Disney movie!
@r0tten.b0y2 жыл бұрын
When a chinchilla has a dust bath it’s “cute” and “adorable” but when *I* do it, I’m “ruining the family reunion” and “traumatizing my cousins.”
@biggsdarklighter04732 жыл бұрын
Can you suffocate Fleas by using your hair? Does your hair grow mushrooms when you get water in it?
@copperredd2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Madkap422 жыл бұрын
@@biggsdarklighter0473 ...what if I said yes?
@theoneandonly39452 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is pretty [sic].
@caesartiberius93522 жыл бұрын
The chinchilla didn't use grandma's ashes.
@Steel_2 жыл бұрын
Groups of crows: *_M U R D E R_* group of fancier crows (ravens): _unkindness_
@Mastermint2 жыл бұрын
There's a posh brittish villain somewhere finding this highly entertaining
@beyondblood27072 жыл бұрын
I like to think it originated from a thinly veiled threat. "I will bestow upon you an..." Looks at group of ravens picking at carcass "unkindness"
@crispy73412 жыл бұрын
They live in a society
@JamesCharIes2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen multiple murders. Murders of crows
@theredbluegamers91062 жыл бұрын
In denmark we say a group of kindness when its ravens
@thatguy_52402 жыл бұрын
"I will absolutely pick it up like a lap dog and let him decide what he wants to do about it" your content is absolute gold
@slimothyjames45772 жыл бұрын
"A group of alligators is called a congregation. I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." I laughed so hard at that one... I'm a Christian, and I appreciate your humor man! xD
@tykeandjonsieshow35958 ай бұрын
Could you fill me in? I'm neither a kid nor religious so I wanna know what this is about lol.
@slimothyjames45778 ай бұрын
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 Oh nooo, I feel bad for ruining the innocence there xD warning, it's a very dark joke!! In the corrupt corners of the catholic church, priests have long been notorious for pedophilia (particularly involving altar boys and eunuchs), and the "congregation" is the group of folks who attend a church lead by a priest.
@fuzzydude647 ай бұрын
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 I'd tell you but there's nothing wholesome about it
@tykeandjonsieshow35957 ай бұрын
@@fuzzydude64 what, do you think I'll be offended or something because it's not wholesome? I appreciate dark humor so I'd like to know lol
@lovesmattie_6 ай бұрын
@@tykeandjonsieshow3595 its because many priests are pedophiles
@gauthams67323 жыл бұрын
“A group of pandas is called an embarrassment, and you know what? They sure are” 💀😂
@PhysicallyAwake3 жыл бұрын
My favorite animal being the panda solely for that picture of a panda falling off a slide and turning into a literal black and white cotton ball.
@strawberrymilk66663 жыл бұрын
_They’re literally a mood_
@user-kt6yx7ox7z3 жыл бұрын
embarrassment of pandas lmao
@elderberrycccccc3 жыл бұрын
I Have Now Learned Why My Mom Calls Me And My Siblings Pandas... I Am In Tears
@Borgnbo3 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrymilk6666 I don't think killing your kids by sitting on them is a mood 😭😭
@zachsmith49462 жыл бұрын
"a group of jellyfish is called a smack" Turtles: more like SNACK
@ruanb24182 жыл бұрын
😆😆 Why does this not have more likes this is hilarious
@mysteriousarcanum27692 жыл бұрын
Especially the Leatherbacks.
@yesimverycool19382 жыл бұрын
@Ruan B this is not funny :/
@priscillajimenez272 жыл бұрын
Their stings feels like a smack
@thejellyfishthatruinedyourday2 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@Mario_Angel_Medina2 жыл бұрын
"Leave alone in a room with a badger and I'll either gain a friend or loose a hand" words to live by
@FoxFighter-HellBringer Жыл бұрын
I've actually petted a Tasmanian Devil when I was a kid. We took a cruise from New Zealand to Australia and Hobart (in Tasmania) was one of our stops, so we visited their animal park. Interestingly, Tasmanian Devils become docile when picked up by their handlers, so we got a once in a lifetime chance to pet one. :)
@Wolf-oc6tx6 ай бұрын
I find that very heart warming.
@FoxFighter-HellBringer6 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-oc6tx It was so crazy to see them go from fighting over food to being calm and very still.
@Wolf-oc6tx6 ай бұрын
@@FoxFighter-HellBringer They sound very sweet.
@dungfungus562 жыл бұрын
I love how elephants can be either the biggest menaces and would kill you in half a second or just the nicest things in the world
@drumbro15512 жыл бұрын
Really just a general rule for most animals
@gggiii19152 жыл бұрын
Humans too
@john-paulrose15812 жыл бұрын
Natural Equality
@Trogloglation2 жыл бұрын
-Fun fact (I’m sure this dude has covered it at some point but still): elephants see humans as we would a small cute animal. Yes, you’ve heard right: elephants see us as pets.-
@Trogloglation2 жыл бұрын
@person person oh, thanks for the fact check then
@justaguy13042 жыл бұрын
The fact that an alpaca giving birth is scientifically known as an unpacking gives me a lot more hope for the human race
@Thawhid2 жыл бұрын
Congregation
@JackieOwl942 жыл бұрын
It also takes only 30 minutes.
@xLeppiecat2 жыл бұрын
@@JackieOwl94 how did you know that off the top of your head?
@jontraz59932 жыл бұрын
@@xLeppiecat for what you know my man's done extensive research
@xLeppiecat2 жыл бұрын
@@jontraz5993 ... good point
@CrayolaCoffeeBean2 жыл бұрын
As a chinchilla owner, can confirm they bark for attention (or when you’re watching Bad Girls Club and he’s tired of hearing the yelling and bleeping lol)
@mortua_conjuga2 жыл бұрын
lemon sharks being possessive babies and have best friends made me so happy. they're so cute 💖
@joshshields59212 жыл бұрын
A group of hyper-active human children should be called a migraine.
@eciliaenelson62932 жыл бұрын
Agree 💯
@WhiteCourtain2 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@longtruonglsttroung42362 жыл бұрын
XD
@cjdziesiuta19952 жыл бұрын
I thot that was a happy meal?
@merlinmay36852 жыл бұрын
@@cjdziesiuta1995 really? I thought it was called a JOHNNY, LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE!!!!
@distressedcondiments31132 жыл бұрын
“I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it” I fucking choked.
@evatownsend4922 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@brainfoot292 жыл бұрын
@@evatownsend492 it’s a joke due to the all the counts and convictions of sexual assault against children from priests that was a recent news story when this video was made
@nkbujvytcygvujno60062 жыл бұрын
Yeah, only they weren’t just “allegations” so much as “actually happened and happening for generations.” It’s just hard to sue an entire church supported by an entire society that doesn’t want to think about how people taking advantage of religious environments for literal constant institutional pedophilia is a thing.
@brainfoot292 жыл бұрын
@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 yeah sorry that’s what I meant I edited it now
@nkbujvytcygvujno60062 жыл бұрын
@@brainfoot29 Oh, okay, but it was no big deal. I didn’t really need you to change it, I just wanna make sure people do get that part.
@mdbw34112 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SPIDER WARNINGS!! I understand the role spiders play in our ecosystem and have nothing against them but I can’t help the violent reaction my body has when I see them. I really appreciate people who help out us with arachnophobia!!
@NanaWantsRevenge2 жыл бұрын
The way he throws the innuendos & other jokes in so smoothly. 🥲
@AKRosarioMusic3 жыл бұрын
"They may not be yeast but they're sure as hell inbred" YOOOOOOOOOO CHIIILLLLL😭😭😭😭😭
@jessiejacobs40413 жыл бұрын
Bars😭😭😭😭
@KabbalahSherry3 жыл бұрын
He had time that day 😆🕖
@deannatracey48233 жыл бұрын
Ohh... yeah, I just got that!!!😂😂😅😅 it's been a long day
@benazirngwa36422 жыл бұрын
Oh man can someone pls explain that one?
@benazirngwa36422 жыл бұрын
@Rodolfo Ramos thank you for the clarification 😊
@hairindiamonds2 жыл бұрын
There's a shark called Foggy Eye who brings other sharks to a woman to have the hooks taken out of their mouths. Sharks are smarter than they're given credit for.
@irimac18062 жыл бұрын
Whoa thats an awesome combination :D
@kyogresfunchannel2 жыл бұрын
I love Sharks
@Akashathesilentassassin2 жыл бұрын
That's so wholesome!
@Blue937372 жыл бұрын
Awww
@jimybobjim2 жыл бұрын
Sharks are cool
@TheHamsterMaster2 жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to see a viscacha when I was in Machu Picchu in 2019. He was so cute and just sat there and let me take pictures of him. Such a memorable experience.
@TheMichaelStott Жыл бұрын
One the reasons why many of our Aussie Animals have the same baby names and group names like Mob (a group of Emus is also called a Mob) is probably because us Aussies like to keep things simple to call out when we have to run away from them 😉
@DaanBruins10 ай бұрын
'PLEASE HELP, A MOB OF TAIPANS IS CHASING ME'
@Jacqueline_Thijsen3 ай бұрын
In Dutch, we don't really have any specific names for a group of animals except for herd.
@thefiretailedweasel62063 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A group of Karens is called a complaint
@maxbarnes7152 жыл бұрын
No, they’re also called either a god dang mistake and an entitlement
@september7582 жыл бұрын
That just feels right
@fan-ficau98092 жыл бұрын
@@maxbarnes715 DEFINITELY An Entitlement!!! When Their Little Hellspawns Group Together They're Called A 'Disaster'!!! XD
@domp27292 жыл бұрын
Another applicable name would be a “government”
@keketski54302 жыл бұрын
Komplaint
@hostiletakeover73682 жыл бұрын
funnily enough, despite their edgy naming conventions and their overuse in gothic fiction, crows are deeply emotional and familial birds
@terencedonovan52542 жыл бұрын
I think crows are totally cool. They're also cold, calculating & wicked
@hostiletakeover73682 жыл бұрын
@@terencedonovan5254 can't help but love em' we gotta go ahead and befriend those feathery fucks
@Kartoffelkamm2 жыл бұрын
That's why I love the subreddit r/crowbros. It's just people who are, or want to be, bros with corvids. There was one story of someone feeding crows, but they got possessive of their property and would harass neighbors that came too close. Which led to the question "What do I do if my murder attempts a murder?" Anyway, that person told the neighbors to feed the crows too, and now there is a neighborhood of elderly people that are friends with crows. Plus, one time, an elderly men fell in front of his house early in the morning and couldn't get up, and the crows made so much noise about it that the neighbors found him in time.
@@chaotixthefox i disagree, personally i'm more partial to the larger familial aspects of the crow, however the raven is still pretty great
@grimmaulkin2 жыл бұрын
I will gain a friend or lose a hand is a powerful statement. More people should live like this
@LittleDemonInside2 жыл бұрын
"I would make a priest joke but only the kids would get it." He really went there.
@LoRukeEX3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a group of vultures is only a wake when they're in the air. On the ground, they are a committee.
@BisexualPlagueDoctor2 жыл бұрын
YES
@jakegood62662 жыл бұрын
3am got me in some weird places
@marymccann35002 жыл бұрын
And if they're feeding, then the group is a kettle.
@yesty34732 жыл бұрын
The Vulturian Committee
@honedaychannel2 жыл бұрын
So that's why they are vultures in the duck tail reboot
@CreatureCal3 жыл бұрын
Hood Nature: (Does some actually wholesome facts) Everyone: *Impossible*
@pussybacon223 жыл бұрын
A group of humans is call an Infestation or an Orgy
@35joannecoleman3 жыл бұрын
@@pussybacon22 yes just yes.
@strawberrymilk66663 жыл бұрын
@@pussybacon22 _thank you for this information_
@pussybacon223 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrymilk6666 your welcome
@GameHunter45293 жыл бұрын
@@pussybacon22 *oh......*
@scotch48902 жыл бұрын
Our collective nouns for groups of animals mainly comes to us from medieval times which explains the flowery language used to describe them.
@rakeril78662 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention that the music is from Howl's Moving Castle.... Love that movie. Love the shark vid. Love sharks.
@-desertpackrat2 жыл бұрын
A group of rats is called a MISCHIEF and as someone who raises rats it's so perfect. Also you can call baby rats either kits or pups.
@svea-rikehenningsen8352 жыл бұрын
*Stares in Marauder* Ah.
@pforgottonsoul2 жыл бұрын
if you don't mind me asking why do you raise rats?
@flamepelt30922 жыл бұрын
@@pforgottonsoul some people just like rats and breed em to sell as feeders or pets
@stinkiestsmelliest2 жыл бұрын
@@pforgottonsoul Pet rats who have been introduced to people early in their life (once they're safe to handle) are generally better, more social pets. Thats why breeders will raise rats and either keep them or sell them once they're old enough :)
@entrepreneurialadventures7602 жыл бұрын
"pups" Is also appropriate considering that they are pretty much just tiny missunderstood dogs 🤣
@cutler_beckett3 жыл бұрын
I believe the reason why some humpback whales and elephants try to protect people from danger is the same reason that some people put spiders in a cup and release them outside rather than drowning them in their sink or bath tub.
@vbgvbg11333 жыл бұрын
They somehow managed to find out that elephants find humans cute, much like how we find puppies cute
@crimson193 жыл бұрын
@@vbgvbg1133 That's a myth, Hood Nature talked about it on his tiktok
@vbgvbg11333 жыл бұрын
@@crimson19 ah
@j3ssthealien2833 жыл бұрын
Wait people drown spider what the hell I just and crush it.
@cutler_beckett3 жыл бұрын
@@j3ssthealien283 From my experience, turning on the tap and letting the spider get carried down the drain saves people from cleaning up the mess if they squish it
@LaneMaxfield Жыл бұрын
This man understands my soul on a deep, deep level
@timothygreer1882 жыл бұрын
When I'm having a crap day I rewatch one of these and everything seems right with the world
@limethewitch.-.7273 жыл бұрын
Diver: *dives into the water to meet his favorite lemon shark* Lemon Shark: *is sitting on the couch* oh honey, where have you been all these days? Diver: just doing stuff at home Lemon shark: oh so you wasn't diving with that great white shark on last Thursday huh? Diver: *sweats* Lemon shark: so what's her name? Huh?
@gustavosauro18823 жыл бұрын
@@resurrectedhelicoprion helicoprion is not a shark
@pastellis16283 жыл бұрын
WTF I- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER-
@R0NTHEJELLYFISH3 жыл бұрын
Hold up why are u sweating underwater
@Tucher973 жыл бұрын
Mermaids step aside, we have Mersharks.
@peonyflowerking3 жыл бұрын
This will make me laugh once I come back to this video and see this comment again
@veearce33842 жыл бұрын
That should be the next step of your zoological adventures, you going into nature "befriending" the hell out of all the critters, then running for your life... i would absolutely watch!
@shereehi55392 жыл бұрын
The whole “I will die to pet one” gag at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Khornecussion2 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're about to be slaughtered by some monster of the sea and in comes the lemon shark that decided it liked you to mangle whatever was trying to hurt you.
@Moniker082 жыл бұрын
Can I befriend an animal?
@comradedima97912 жыл бұрын
@@Moniker08 yes, but not always. I befriend a murder of crows by giving them some food
@Moniker082 жыл бұрын
@@comradedima9791 I'm sorry, *Murder?*
@comradedima97912 жыл бұрын
@@Moniker08 a group of crow is called a murder. and despite that fact.I choose to ignore an obivious sign that say "keep the fuck out" and feed them.
@Moniker082 жыл бұрын
@@comradedima9791 Oh thanx,Never got used to that...Also,Respect+.
@JackSilver14103 жыл бұрын
"They have a reputation, but I have Miralax. We'll see who really doesn't give a shit." Guys, I found who Shakespeare reincarnated into. No one else can use the language so masterfully.
@vampcat2602 жыл бұрын
I agree whole heartedly
@christiangarcia98912 жыл бұрын
When i heard him refer to a honey badger as a furry little black air force, i truly heard the poetry of Gods lol
@magnarcreed38012 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad I’ve met someone who’s willing to lose life and limb like myself to give affection to cute little critters.
@markt26092 жыл бұрын
A smack of Jellyfish!? If that isn’t the most Australian thing I ever heard! 😂😭🤣
@RachyJ-np2fr2 жыл бұрын
I went to Australia when I was a kid, we visited a zoo that had a Tasmanian devil.... we witnessed the devil demanding pets and comfort from the zookeeper that was in the pen with him. Made us laugh as it was completely the opposite of the stories we had heard lol
@chomkeygamer94552 жыл бұрын
Run run run run run run run run rungrun run run run run run run run
@kybeninja2 жыл бұрын
I live there, and Tasmanian devils do get cuddled, not in the wild though...
@DaroriDerEinzige2 жыл бұрын
They actually love cuddles. They also love to bite. It isn't done because they are evil - Tasmanian Devils just haven an incredible immune system overall and their regeneration rate is kinda like X-Men Comis, that in combination with their Biteforce means; they bite you, you loose a piece of meat but you can't be mad with them because they so adoreable and don't even understand why you are in pain. Although, if you're carefull you can pet them or you wear also one thick glove, then you can even play a little bit with them without loosing fingers.
@TrainingForD12 жыл бұрын
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@3asianassassin2 жыл бұрын
@TAN XIN YU Moe they are recovering, i think. Breeding at younger ages and the tumor thing just dying out on its own are helping them rebound a bit
@bluexwings3 жыл бұрын
The elephants who placed branches over the sleeping woman may have actually been burying her after mistaking her for dead. Elephants have been known to cover the bodies of not only their own species, but other animals they come across.
@undefinederror404043 жыл бұрын
That is still very sweet of them tho
@bluexwings3 жыл бұрын
@@undefinederror40404 Yeah, it is.
@sunflower82272 жыл бұрын
awwww thats so cute
@luminousghosts2 жыл бұрын
Elephants are so fricking wholesome I want to make friends with them desperately 🥺
@newaccount64142 жыл бұрын
@Rodolfo Ramos reminds me of magpies
@madelineroberts46932 жыл бұрын
The spider pretending to be an ant is one of the cutest things I've ever seen
@Purple.mind...Honored.one.2 жыл бұрын
I discovered you years ago, and recently I came across a term that perfectly describes the way you talk about animals ( At least on video), And that's black Air Force energy The other terms that also describe How you talk about animals I've known practically all my life, Clever, witty, funny, sarcastic, etc.
@thehuggydarkshadow80973 жыл бұрын
Seal: you saved me... why? Humpback whale: mmmmm... baby.
@maybejordynn2 жыл бұрын
Him: “a baby seahorse is called a fry-” Me: *smiles* Also him: “-which also makes sense since the father eats them.” Me again: “I- oh…”
@tsukikoamagiri2 жыл бұрын
The father who hatched them himself
@angelroseglow2 жыл бұрын
Eats them sometimes he said. 😄
@lasttrinity07802 жыл бұрын
He gives them life so might as well take it too
@someguynamedsteve2032 жыл бұрын
Sea horse dad: MMM CRISPY
@johnmckinley2386 Жыл бұрын
so they're the fish and the chip
@stephaniegeorge64442 жыл бұрын
thank you. My day wasn't horrible but it wasn't great emotionally either & this was a pick me up. Thank you.
@parzival55332 жыл бұрын
Your videos are absolutely outstanding, haven't seen one that doesnt make me smile yet.
@randyranderson6902 жыл бұрын
I had a Rose-haired Tarantula when I was younger. I used to take her out and hold her and she would often sit on my chest over my heart as I watched TV. She never moved once she got there. When I was holding her I could feel her toes gently pinching my fingers as she held on while I carried her. She had no weight and I loved her so much.
@superevilscientistgamer59392 жыл бұрын
One time I was at a Crocodile Park and one of the workers showed us a big spider. He then asked who wanted to hold it and I volunteered. The spider got comfy in my warm hands. I wasn't scared at all.
@superevilscientistgamer59392 жыл бұрын
@NOAH MAJESKE spiders in general get more crap than they deserve. They're basically exterminators with eight legs. If you see a spider in the house, place it outside gently.
@lindseyw8602 жыл бұрын
@@superevilscientistgamer5939 i let spiders live in my basement cause they eat the stink bugs.
@superevilscientistgamer59392 жыл бұрын
@@lindseyw860 👍👍👍
@catdragon13132 жыл бұрын
@@lindseyw860 we do that too! Any that come upstairs we try to rehome outside 😄
@trumpeterjen2 жыл бұрын
"The dwarf lantern shark never gets any bigger than 8 inches. There's a joke in there somewhere" I dunno, man, 8 inches is pretty damn respectable.
@paincake25952 жыл бұрын
Thats bigger than most of us lol .
@reguluscorneas33872 жыл бұрын
@@paincake2595 In fact, only 2.5 to 3% of the total male population has 8 inch pp.
@dando5412 жыл бұрын
@@reguluscorneas3387 that sounds uncomfortable
@reguluscorneas33872 жыл бұрын
@@dando541 lmao i just googled btw, The total male population on earth is 3.93 billion. 2.5% of 3.93 billion is 98Million. DANG 98 million guys on this earth have 8 inch pp
@redlophix56702 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahah oh shit i laughed to hard at this
@paulakaye21089 ай бұрын
I loved this video! Thank you for posting it! I feel the exact same way about (most) of the animals you showed us!
@immacat5152 жыл бұрын
Easily your best video. I watch it whenever I desperately need a lift in my spirits, and/or a laugh. Ty :)
@shawna9472 жыл бұрын
“A group of hippos is a bloat. I’m not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it.” 😭
@jnzupka2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, hippos are mostly Swole Which is why they sink rather than swim
@asya17683 жыл бұрын
“ if my skull looked like that I would be mad too” my pug : * sad snort *
@SCP-682_Keter2 жыл бұрын
@Critical Critical ew 😂
@noahsublimals29712 жыл бұрын
@@SCP-682_Keter u be looking like dis? 👁 👁 ◼️ 👄
@flyingcapsicum2 жыл бұрын
Take good care of it, they have a lot of health issues due to their faces
@asya17682 жыл бұрын
@@flyingcapsicum I know 🥺🥺🥺🥺 they are doing very well tho I have two they jus turned 15 this year I’m very blessed
@asya17682 жыл бұрын
@@noahsublimals2971 Oh my god it’s a pug😂😂😂
@RickyMaveety2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!! I’m 70, and I learn new things from you every day.
@annelynn8708 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your work. You are amazing!
@TheFlyingSailorYT3 жыл бұрын
Ravens are so baller they have multiple sets. A group of them is either called a Rave, an Unkindness, a Treachery, or a Conspiracy. Be sure to throw the proper set up when you meet them because if you're in the wrong hood they'll let you know it.
@ukoysakabo73102 жыл бұрын
A few thousand more years and they will begin calling their sets Rolling 60s Rave, EastSide Unkindness, CK conspiracy killa
@theredbluegamers91062 жыл бұрын
In danish its a kindness
@Border_Hoppr3 жыл бұрын
We domesticated dogs and cats and now we are going to domesticate sharks. Nice
@testerwulf33572 жыл бұрын
Sharks are a lot gentler and kinder than they're given credit for..We aren't good food for them, they only bite to figure out what we are (they give curious nibbles! It's their best way of figuring stuff out! They also bite if territorial on occasion so beware that). Most sharks that are familiar with humans don't bite and are actually very sweet letting you hold their fins to swim with them or even letting you pet them and touch their snoots. Certain shark breeds are worse biters as they tend to bite more often whilst others are gentler just swimming around you occasionally bumping you to examine you.
@keketski54302 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats the truth about sharks most of them are nice especialy lemon sharks
@dongsicheng1702 жыл бұрын
Actually cats domesticated themselves twice.
@melvinathemagnificent90072 жыл бұрын
Cats domesticated us, *twice*, and that says a lot
@katarinadreams69552 жыл бұрын
Oh Clicky-wicky~ OwO
@Tink002 жыл бұрын
I already loved sharks and spiders, but I'm showing this to EVERYONE to lure them to my side!
@Skye_Creates2 жыл бұрын
I knew I loved tarantulas and spiders before 3:42, but now I love them even more. Even though currently I have a blistering spider bite on my hand...
@theadventuresofkingaidan58803 жыл бұрын
If i saw a platypus i would say "HEY PERRY, DO THE THING!" and if he does i will have fulfilled the prophecy.
@goldenapplesaga54463 жыл бұрын
Bro so help me if you do please let me know!
@jaschabull23652 жыл бұрын
Perry: *stings you*
@theadventuresofkingaidan58802 жыл бұрын
@@goldenapplesaga5446 wait, isnt there a bunny agent? If so what noise does it make? im pretty sure i live with an agent.
@saphydooda2 жыл бұрын
Did I just hear a TOK and P&F reference at the same time?
@gamincaimin99542 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Sharks used to have a nickname, Sea dogs, for the described reasons
@TemariNaraannaschatz2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the literal translation for seas dog to german "Seehund" is the german word for seal.
@51stcenturygirl2 жыл бұрын
In Croatian they are still called sea dog - morski pas:-)
@usedtoberyanpoopnownormal88222 жыл бұрын
Sorry seals took the sea dog name.
@DSh11052 жыл бұрын
@@51stcenturygirl As someone from Croatia I can conferm this is true.
@chaotixthefox2 жыл бұрын
Dogfish decided to call in.
@DegnaDings Жыл бұрын
1:37 honestly ur not wrong. I once saw a pigeon steal an entire sandwich out of someone’s hand 🤣😂🤣😂
@daninagy41732 жыл бұрын
Ryan George absolutely needs to make a video on "naming groups of animals".
@SuperBossGiovanni2 жыл бұрын
"Then what do you call a group of Humans? " "An infestation" -Mr Popo TFS
@@goldedrag111 - "Sorry. Just listenin' to the space duck. What a majestic creature."
@Major0032 жыл бұрын
"A gang of larks is an *exaltation."* Sir. _Sir._ That is an image of *OWLS.*
@Cottonmouth2552 жыл бұрын
Which are called a parliament.
@thatguydownthestreat2 жыл бұрын
looks like he was having a lark
@ApequH2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@yohana14042 жыл бұрын
@@Cottonmouth255 I always thought it was baboons, but he called that group a Congress
@Aliandrin2 жыл бұрын
@@Cottonmouth255 A group of parliamentarians is called a circus. A cluster of circuses is called a lark. And the cycle of life is complete. (These are not true but they're false, which is just as good. I heard that in a circus one time.)
@Hermitfordays11 ай бұрын
I have watched this video so many times... it brings me so much happiness😌
@mryknkl12 жыл бұрын
YOU, my dear man, Are AWESOME! I love your videos! PLEASE keep doing what your doing!!!
@kosei83383 жыл бұрын
he came when we needed him the most
@AkinlabiStClair3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said!
@kosei83383 жыл бұрын
@@AkinlabiStClair oh stf up
@ogmike82193 жыл бұрын
@@kosei8338 "oh stf up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kosei83383 жыл бұрын
@@ogmike8219 XD
@shermarke56193 жыл бұрын
Then the fire 🔥 nation attacked And some over avatar the last air bender joke it’s somewhere here I’m just to tired to think 😂😂😂
@shrimpandbutterfly51192 жыл бұрын
“I would hug that smol homicidal puppy” (that kills its litter mates in “play”)
@mangaanimefan30892 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah. But, mostly just the boy siblings! That's not so bad! 🙂
@heywhydidyousquishme35052 жыл бұрын
@@mangaanimefan3089 sexist
@yoboikamil5252 жыл бұрын
@@mangaanimefan3089 you're as feminist as a hyena but definitely not even close to being as physically/mentally strong as one.
@mangaanimefan30892 жыл бұрын
@@yoboikamil525 Oh, God no! Hyenas are pretty bad ass but how they give birth is more than enough for me to say "No thank you!" XD
@SagginNiggaGdUp2 жыл бұрын
@@mangaanimefan3089 they ain't bad ass SIR
@lauraclayton46879 ай бұрын
i LOVE your commentary 💙😂💙😂💙 The squirrels/nuts/NBA player/latex allergy tie-in had me howlin🤣🤣🤣!
@aylaparker4002 Жыл бұрын
i just want to thank you for making content for everyone to enjoy daily 😁
@mygodisthemoon2 жыл бұрын
I love that he described bears as an "overgrown forrest puppy"
@Kartoffelkamm2 жыл бұрын
Funfact: Bears share a common ancestor with dogs.
@DTSephiroth2 жыл бұрын
"A study showed that grey squirrels forget 74% of the acorns they bury causing more unaccounted for nuts than an NBA player with a latex allergy." I actually had to pause the video there. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
@Apollyon672 жыл бұрын
I re-watch his videos just so I can get the next line because I missed it laughing so hard. This man can give Mel Brooks a run for his money!
@priscillajimenez272 жыл бұрын
Why NBA player?
@DTSephiroth2 жыл бұрын
@@priscillajimenez27 Seems like there's always a story on feed about an NBA player being accused of fathering a child out of wedlock.
@Crazyturtle8792 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@meghanworkman64492 жыл бұрын
Same!
@jansndergaard5687 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for always making my laugh when I watch your videos
@joshuabertrand92772 жыл бұрын
The most interesting part about this, to me, is the vocabulary of the English language. Like instead of saying a "group/flock of [list animal here]", someone actually sat down and created different words for a group of a specific animal. Just seems crazy to me.
@lepurpleboi32662 жыл бұрын
Another reason to love sharks involving the Thresher: their tail and their hunting method basically makes them the Indiana Jones of the ocean but their face always looks like they’re really nervous
@r.j.penfold2 жыл бұрын
Honestly every time I look at a picture of one all I feel is way too seen
@thomasnolastname873411 ай бұрын
Thanks, now I'm imagining a thresher very quietly singing the Indiana Jones theme song as it swims along
@mmasque20529 ай бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734better the Indiana Jones theme than the Imperial March.
@laurenadams56489 ай бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734 I agree, but with the nervous energy of Patrick going "wee-woo, wee-woo".
@spindash647 ай бұрын
@@laurenadams5648or Luigi singing the Luigi’s Mansion theme
@marvalice34553 жыл бұрын
The "naming guy" was actually a nun, so she gave us these all for free
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.39672 жыл бұрын
Thank
@3121Bana2 жыл бұрын
She still got paid to much some times
@marvalice34552 жыл бұрын
@@3121Bana how?
@sesamesheltonst51972 жыл бұрын
I love your videos. This one is, by far, is my favorite. Well done 👍.
@daisypekin6787 Жыл бұрын
laugh out loud 🤣 funny! (not to mention, CUTEness overload!)
@slendergavan35882 жыл бұрын
Spiders: The most Creepiest and scariest Insects that they have their own section on the Phobia list. Also spiders: Literally as important as bees. Their feet are not called claws or are claws but are cute little paws. They destroy the crop eradication insects. One of the spiders look like Lucas the spider’s Albino twin that photographers decided to make a hat out of water for him just for a photo. Seeing that photo Decimated my heartstrings so much that I will never feel depressed ever again
@rikkun68152 жыл бұрын
Spiders aren't insects, tho.
@temporalCaster2 жыл бұрын
Spiders are Arachnids, in the same family as Scorpions, not insects
@splash_0672 жыл бұрын
@@rikkun6815 splitting hairs
@dahliablack12362 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: many jumping spiders (the kind that was wearing the water hat) will chase laser pointers like cats.
@emperorarkoos29192 жыл бұрын
@@splash_067 how? It was just a correction
@WhippoorWispWillow3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not for body shaming but this malicious tub of lard deserves it" is one of my favorite lines so far- XDDDDDDD
@scottflowe287517 күн бұрын
OMG I should be able to like this a hundred times. Thanks for posting
@crimsonfucker152 Жыл бұрын
God damnit…Your delivery is flawless, touché you funny bastard. I wish I had this kind of talent.
@deadsoldiertr3 жыл бұрын
"A group of pigeons is a *f******* mistake." Why I laughed so hard? XD
@potatoluna33892 жыл бұрын
Viscacha's are the Uncle Irohs of the animal kingdom and you can't convince me otherwise.
@svea-rikehenningsen8352 жыл бұрын
Minus the Tea.
@sebastianb.39782 жыл бұрын
@@svea-rikehenningsen835 And the firebending
@thatonegaminglatias43452 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianb.3978 *perhaps*
@BababooeyGooey2 жыл бұрын
Do you think if we fed them Ginseng tea it would be their favorite?
@biggsdarklighter04732 жыл бұрын
I cannot, for it is true
@nikopawlowic65572 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but every time I watch your videos, I always go and look up the Honey Badger. Keep up the animals history buddy, you're great at this!
@teresayates82742 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, That was adorable! I love them all too!🥰
@genera10132 жыл бұрын
Raven-unknindness Crow-murder Vulture-wake I'm sensing a theme....and a story told via birds
@ivaveljovic9386 Жыл бұрын
I NEED THAT SHIT
@celiashen54908 ай бұрын
And then we saw this horde... that's what they're called, right George? Lots of humans sitting of lots of horses. Next thing you know, they're everywhere! Greatest buffet! Ever!
@jsguahernandez36113 жыл бұрын
The gorilla chest bluff reminds of a college friend who tried to imitate a gorilla drunk at a party. Now I know he was pretty accurate
@jandancer332 жыл бұрын
Your video makes me happy 😊 Thank you ❤
@judithcampbell1705 Жыл бұрын
Love your content and your lessons are great. Thank ❤ you
@apocalypsenow18713 жыл бұрын
That woman saved by a whale was called Nan Hauser I think. She hit worried cos it was pushing her and she never had this happen. But they are altruistic and it saved her from an huge tiger shark
@rinavonperl19803 жыл бұрын
yeah i saw her interview. she was super scared because the whale did push her around and kept her close before she realized that the whale was protecting her.
@YoungGrizzly2 жыл бұрын
His take on hyenas resonates with me deeply. I just want a pet that will laugh at my silly jokes.
@aceofjacks70712 жыл бұрын
lol same I want to befriend a hyena like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7Qm4x_jMRnqqc
@Breakaway-ic5gj2 жыл бұрын
I that is known as a girlfriend
@FoxFighter-HellBringer Жыл бұрын
When I went to Tanzania, we visited the Ngorongoro crater to look for animals. During our drive, we asked our safari guide what animals he didn't like and he said he didn't like hyenas because he thought hyenas were ugly. Then we saw a baby one with its mother and he said "Well, maybe it is actually kind of cute." 😆
@SovietOnion1118 ай бұрын
i want a Emotional support Alligator or Crocodile. im sorry but if i can have a 12 foot rock with teeth as a Emotional Support animal, i will.
@thlayliroo6 ай бұрын
i just wanna say thank you SO much for the spider warnings in your videos. i respect and appreciate the hell out of spiders, but im also significantly arachnophobic. i can appreciate fun and cute spider facts a lot more when i dont have to see them! the fact that some make little frog buddies is absolutely adorable also the entire last part about wanting to pet things you shouldnt is a MOOD
@amaliamorin31702 жыл бұрын
Love the "Merry Go Round of Life" soundtrack in the background:)
@izices2 жыл бұрын
My pet rabbit has found out that if she thumps loud enough in the middle of the night I will get up and come check on her. Most the time, she's actually scared of a random noise, sometimes she just does it to get some head pets.