The MothYard Of the Humans | 2338 | Short Sci-Fi Story

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00:25 The MothYard Of the Humans by FarmWhich4275
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@artyd42]

Never underestimate the power of the word "Please" again.

[@MrGoesBoom]

Well as the saying goes, Courtesy costs little and can gain much...or something along those lines

[@andrewerickson6690]

❤

[@AdamMPick]

Also, honesty is the best policy.

[@LordGertz]

It is the magic word.

[@user-hl1tx7wl9b]

its also: "i dont need it anymore, so you can have it"

[@valtiel2589]

thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) i originally intended this to go VERY differently but hey, it seems it worked.

[@mikspurins1455]

It did indeed! :D Honestly, it's your stories I most look forward to seeing on this channel. Rather simple, yet effective - especially with the narration... It's like a match made in heaven. Keep up the good work, both of ya!

[@Wishedon]

You are brilliant ❣️❣️

[@mattbrown5511]

Well done I'd say.

[@ceilyurie856]

I loved the ending

[@jamesogden7756]

"You want one of those junkers? Sure, here ya go." HFY & metal AF. 😅

[@Rekhan4242]

-Blood for the Blood God- -Skulls for the Skull Throne- *Candles for the Candled Cake*

[@primarislondo]

🎂

[@alexistaylor969]

But the cake is a lie.

[@Rekhan4242]

@@alexistaylor969 I still want Portal 3!

[@henrypaleveda7760]

corn for the khorne flakes

[@BobbyHardin-vz1zj]

Why are we out here fighting!? When we could be in the thick of BREAKFAST!?

[@draxsis]

Empire building space fleet meets a descended godling who got board with phenomenal cosmic powers and decided he wanted a more hands on eternity. Took up residence in an old salvage yard/war memorial and has been happily doing maintenance work and a one man mass savage operation for centuries. Empire building space fleet is confused. Also shocked when this descended godling just hands over the keys to a massive warship because they ask nicely. My ribs hurt from laughing too much.😂

[@rickhoward6939]

never underestimate the power of a real human voice over an AI narrator. Keep up the good work my friend!

[@mattbrown5511]

Good manners go a long way. The Golden Rule is still in effect. "Treat others as you wish to be treated."

[@andrewosborne8993]

But there’s always the one person who brings handcuffs and a whip! 😂

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

lmfao he met one of his gods and didnt realise it.

[@isaackinsley1662]

At least this ancient civilization is picking up after itself.

[@dragon_games1657]

We killed one planet. We could at least keep the rest of the galaxy clean. Or try.... 😅

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video. The world ending warships are so insignificant to him that he's willing to give them away to those who ask nicely. I can't blame them for being scared unconscious.

[@condorboss3339]

Personally, I'd prefer some of the Space Mushroom Gumbo.

[@Rekhan4242]

Some say you get higher then a satellite on those things.

[@mackenziedrake]

@@Rekhan4242 Best ride in the multiverse, I'm sure.

[@feldamar2]

Cog is Dead does a song called "The Gumbo Song." Highly recommended considering your apparent hopes for it's flavor.

[@williambishop2384]

Yum.

[@KrizzRobin113]

I have foun a certain appeal to the Roadhouse philosophy: "Be nice. Until it's time to not be nice."👍 CAKE‼🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

[@666stonewall]

It’s the magic word for a reason. Humbling one’s self shows character.

[@syvajarvi2289]

For the writer, for the Squirrel, for the algorithm 🎂 🎂🎂🎂

[@aeseiri1618]

I love these stories. I stopped reading Sci-Fi years ago. Just got demotivated, but these are so entertaining. And remind me how talented people really are

[@dragoniceful]

I have to say the idea of a planet wide graveyard is humbling

[@Vogas2]

He said please and received Titan ship as gift instead 🎂

[@skyrere]

I absolutely love your soliciting likes for the like button. I am all for throwing a birthday party for the like button. Somebody not me should write an HFI story about celebrating the like button. And let’s make it wholesome, not dirty. ……. Well …… Well, OK, how about one of each.😂

[@warriorwithin44]

As compared to Mr Ballins pranks on the like button?

[@Shinzann2007]

"Courtesy costs you nothing"

[@anthonymonaghan4964]

more candles means more FIRE

[@Rekhan4242]

🔥 FIRE 🔥

[@hesaur765]

Ah yes, the Magic Word: Please. Gets you further than a threat or show of force. Excellent.

[@theduke7539]

Good manners and pleasantry are worth more than people give them credit for.

[@davidvincent5701]

This story fits in with the other one about a derelict ship yard. That one collected derelict ships lost in the void, coffined any crew and returned them back to their home system.

[@jeffreyharville1918]

OH!! This begs for a sequel!

[@MidnightSmoke]

always say please. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@jakeswink1953]

I'd love to see this channel go past a 100k and I hope when it hits a 100k you find a good long one about how far humans will go for the kids of other species

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Manners maketh the Man. Bravo Sir Encore!

[@olebloom1641]

Love how the humans are ascended and just don't care about the silliness of war, conflict, and empire building.

[@IRMentat]

Few things more suspicious than “free”. Upside, new toy to play and explore with.

[@greggwilliamson]

I love that! "You did say please"

[@waynecampeau4566]

Some good rules there: Leave a place cleaner than you found it, and always say "please".

[@joshuaweaver5284]

98.8k. Here we go one more push to 100k.🎉

[@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so]

"A sharp pointy stick? Sure, I've got plenty. Help yourself."

[@mythrilsentinel1]

I draw the line at dropping emojis... they make a hell of a mess on the floor. 😁 🎂

[@TheGreyGhost873]

I love how they gave no reaction to the fact that It was a mothball fleet ships that are outdated, and here they are thinking the ships are amazing and then they find out that they’re outdated compared to the human standard

[@milohobo9186]

I always put a like before the story even starts so I don't have to interrupt the story to find the button.

[@mikecoatsworth6048]

For the like buttons bday, 🎂🍰. For the Algo For the nest 1K TO 100K GOGOGO, Agro its all you

[@jeanannd]

LOL, for Agro Squirrel and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY for the like button. ;) 🎂🕯

[@davidbaker5365]

watching your channel is a daily happy place

[@luzifershadres]

"What if Mr. Beast owned a space scrap yard":

[@user-zv6th8fh8v]

Вежливость города берёт.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

After Martin was finished with his description of why he was there I instantly thought of Stargates Gen. Jack O'Neill. Been there, done that not a fan, I rather do something useful.

[@darrylhilbig6459]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 couldn't find the cake. So here are some party favours. Gotta make noise if it's a paarrteee!!!

[@Wotan874]

Great story, thank you for reading, thanks to the author for writing ... comment to bribe the algorithm

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest, may his nuts.... Vault always be fruitful...

[@bloodcult5262]

Oh I want to hear more!

[@2jlee]

🎂🍰 with 🍨, for the "please". 😊

[@dianawinter3777]

I really love this one. LOL

[@SashaMkai]

🎂🕯Happy Birthday!

[@robertschumacher2707]

He used the magic word!

[@larrythompson8630]

Good manners never cost anything.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

The world please can help a lot in anything.

[@johnmac4769]

boy getting close.

[@TS-bj8my]

Getting close to 100K! :o)

[@dasherj11]

On the way to 100k!!

[@Dirtyspork78]

100K, almost there.

[@brianrussell2441]

Happy Bday to your channel 🎉 🎂 🎉

[@andrewerickson6690]

please oh please tell me there is more to this one I'm really loving your work❤

[@pauldockins9635]

Hilariously good

[@ceilyurie856]

Lol, that ending was great

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@stenivosulutvedt7572]

Good Story 🤘

[@shanep2369]

Keep up the great work 👍

[@chronus4421]

I enjoyed this one, thanks!

[@chrisstephens2493]

🎂keep them coming love them!

[@flohtrieb5335]

Love your intros about the like button 😊

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@dagwesterlund1621]

🎂🥳 Nice work. Love your channel!

[@timobrien2813]

Thank you for this beautiful story and the background music so poignant and perfect for this. Only 1300 to go!. UKUK

[@davidgodchilla4413]

🎂 thank you for the story.

[@leightondoswell453]

🎂 as you said, so it shall be done to 100k and beyond

[@user-hl1tx7wl9b]

15:35 aint no way he got sans as a t5, oh my fukin god

[@td6647]

Wait, what?😮 lol! Cute story. I wonder, if I said please to Chip Foose, do you think he would rebuild and remodel my '98 Silverado?😊

[@PredragDavidovac69]

You Sir are a Gem! For the algo that is rhythm, for the author, for the glorious narrator and last but not least, for the mighty Beard! And ofc here is the 🎂 for the Like button, may it be smashed like a sentient pinata that had it coming! 🫶

[@christopherg2347]

Howdy neighbour, can I borrow a cup of titan?

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@timbear641]

Good story

[@CT-1035]

“Here’s a donation for your kindness, have a nice day”

[@shaincastillo6772]

🎂FOR AGRO!!!🎂 100K

[@robertcarnazzo6382]

He did say "please".

[@JohnDunham-rv2xp]

Nice

[@carminedesanto6746]

Ones man’s treasure…,

[@nachtwaya8721]

😳may I have a Titan Class ship too, please?

[@DisIzDaName]

Gotta love an HFY where a xeno sees the signs that attacking humanity would be a bad idea and approaches with respect.

[@lucielm]

Like meeting the Doctor. You know he's unarmed yet super dangerous.

[@jeredmelendez6184]

Happy birthday

[@karladubois1526]

🎂 Happy Birthday little like button.🎂

[@BalthusDirein]

For the skwerl and his mighty nest 🎂

[@GreatGreenGoo]

To 100k!

[@mikehenthorn1778]

🎂 I guess this is a cake.

[@davidthompson1069]

🎉

[@eddierainwalker2816]

🎂 🕯️For the Algorithm. Please is the icing on the cake. 😉

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Get to 100K 🎂

[@RealArcalian]

🍰🧁🍦🍨🎂 Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo 100k! The start of the story made me think it was gonna be a tragedy, ya fooled me. Had me in the first half, not gonna lie, etc etc. Anyway, Humanity already started New Game plus. But the aliens can have our leftovers if they like.

[@duncanidaho6367]

For the algorithm 🎉

[@IGWTS]

💫

[@grogvaughan5649]

🎂

[@ianbelletti6241]

Doesn't seem to work when I ask the government if I can purchase an F-22. For some reason the FBI gets really interested.

[@Sanquinity]

This story was more akin to asking for a toy F-22 as souvenir after visiting a military base. :p

[@PredragDavidovac69]

I couldn't imagine why... 😂

[@KrizzRobin113]

I'm sorry, but your aiming too high. They are kind of using those right now. You have to ask for the decommissioned things first. It's like going to your neighbor and asking if they want to sell their brand new computer. 🙃🤷‍♂️

[@ianbelletti6241]

@@KrizzRobin113 but I asked to purchase it. I have to get permission before I can even purchase it from the manufacturer. I guess they don't want me to exercise my second amendment rights.

[@KrizzRobin113]

Ah, I misunderstood. But now I'm confused. Why did you have to ask the government permission to buy a plane. I wasn't aware that was a requirement.

[@JULEMANDEN99]

🎉🎉🎉

[@evilraylatiolais]

🎂¡HBD TO AL GORE'S RHYTHM!🎂

[@Myrddraalfade]

Ah, made it in time, this time. I recognize the starting animation, but for the life of me I can not place it?

[@deacon7833]

For the algorithm