The Museum is Haunted (ft. samwitch)| Fact or Fiction 13

[@azuill1126]

every time jarvis gets a new guest to do fact or fiction with him he has to also show them "johnathan frakes asks you questions" and i just love that

[@genderender]

Jarvis explaining fact or fiction lore is the best

[@ebonyalexis32]

It's a segment

[@beesbrownies]

Someone should make a compilation lmao

[@joutatheegg]

Its my favorite part

[@KarmaticBuggAdventures]

It is also my favorite part

[@deepakganesan9327]

Having just passed my real estate license exam, I can confirm that it IS, in fact, the responsibility of the realtor to disclose the stigma around a property (in some states)

[@idrabohm3678]

Interesting. Since all the stories in this show are at least 25 years old, I wonder if that was the case at the time.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

The man who lived here previously had extremely rancid farts. Some say they still roam these halls.

[@tomatojam9237]

This series has broken me. There are so many fact or fiction references that I want to make every day but I know it’s way too niche

[@shamboholic]

Truly the curse of Jarvis’ running streams is how much context it would take. The number of times a day I want to use “so you see” or “we made it up” is ridiculous, yet no one would get it.

[@tomatojam9237]

@@killjoys_ EXACTLY. That plus “they towed my car” and “that ‘____’ has been dead for 50 years”

[@AmberAmber]

Same!!!!

[@mightymeatymech]

You're all cowards, I constantly speak in terms of inside jokes with myself. Release yourself from the fear of being the ADHD kid

[@crystalcatt6899]

SAME IM SO SAD MY FRIENDS DONT UNDERSTAND STANLEY RITTER THE PREVIOUS OWNDER 😭😭

[@Bajanqtay2012]

Omg as a physician, an OBGYN, this was so upsetting. I cannot stop screaming. The way he blindly reached in like omg what is that? Why isn't she intubated? Where is the anesthesiologist? Why is he holding a 10 blade scalpel like a pencil? Did the nurse dab his head then touch the sterile field? Swallowing a fertilized octopus egg & growing is akin to growing a watermelon from swallowing a seed

[@izzyrocks72]

I also like how they referred to the PRBCs as plasma in the vampire story

[@raimarulightning]

It's not that serious lol

[@SeanMacadelic]

@@raimarulightningscreaming over a tv show presenting a made up story and then telling you it’s made up.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

The watermelon I birthed says otherwise

[@Mirbeet]

Every one of Jonathan’s questions sounds like me trying to write an introduction to a paper and I respect him for that

[@HartleiStansbury7]

Those attention grabbers tho

[@1WEareBUFO1]

"If it's not in a carton it's NOT milk" is a banger conspiracy essay premise.

[@ragnhild2674]

I don't understand how vampires managed to keep their existence hidden for so long when they just carelessly leave 200 empty bags of blood in a random hospital bathroom.

[@WhyteRabbitMaze]

the comment in the chat "haunted pregnancy, you'll need plan boo" has me rolling

[@greenghoul3620]

Fun fact: real guillotine blades weighed almost 90 pounds to ensure they had enough force

[@Vampress09]

Thanks I hate it!

[@ecliiipsssse]

Damn

[@randomcat1962]

That’s nice kind of. Wouldn’t like your neck only being half cut

[@ecliiipsssse]

@@randomcat1962 I feel like i know of a story of that happening, but I can't remember

[@princessmanitari4993]

How is that fun

[@yosha101]

The story about the old man that is REALLY good at ring-toss is so funny to me, I have met way too many old people who are strangely good at a random carnival game or have the most inane skill. My Parkinson's riddled uncle grandpa that can still do a bunch of sick coin tricks is a testament to that!

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

Uncle grandpa? That um...concerning and confusing. Lol

[@yosha101]

@@casteanpreswyn7528 Is that not what someone's grandpa's brother is called? I'm not very good with familial terms (especially in english) but I thought that was correct...

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@Yosha nah, usually you'd say "great uncle". Saying "uncle grandpa" makes it sound like the person is somehow both your uncle and your grandfather.

[@valentinecore]

well it was the olden times they had nothing else to do but get really really good at a weird game

[@louichen1433]

@@valentinecore olden times makes it sounds like you're talking about the 1500s 💀

[@kathyowens8400]

When ur daughter is sick for 5 months and u never take her to the doctor cause u think she is lying about being pregnant lol

[@finnsword8286]

I mean, the dad def gave off those vibe. My daughter MUST be lying, what ELSE can it be?!?

[@DisabledDragon]

I just don't understand why someone didn't suggest a pregnancy test sooner

[@xletragedyx]

I mean she kinda was pregnant...

[@ladyjuno2456]

I mean with U.S. healthcare

[@rainy-matcha]

He was so angry too. Like bro its not that deep just go to the hospital to see if your daughter is pregnant or not.

[@businessman19]

you know it’s a good day when Jarvis drops a beyond belief video

[@Spider.0777]

So true

[@dee...]

Fact

[@lvly_alia]

exactly makes my day so much better

[@barbequesauceonmytiddies]

These fact or fiction vods are my favorite thing jarvis has everr done

[@MrRichieRides]

It’s always the best days 😍😍😂

[@Jamerian2010]

"If you can remember the 60s you weren't really there"...that had me rolling lol

[@JacobHillSBD]

“I was afraid someone might get killed so I replaced the very real execution machine with a fake one like I should have in the first place”

[@Dolthra]

The brother that wanted it to be real wasn't the one that replaced it, it was the other brother. He went behind the artist one's back after the near death experience.

[@Slipperyslab]

I dont think you understood what was happening at all

[@JacobHillSBD]

@@Dolthra Yeah I know that my point was that the whole scenario is ridiculous

[@Potatoe-f6u]

Bev is painted as a bad person for not warning the guy about the curse, but clearly she genuinely didn't believe in it herself.

[@idrabohm3678]

Yeah. If the last person who owned the house developed a terminal illness or something, I don't think disclosing that to a new buyer would be necessary. Unless the last 6 people all developed an illness that could be related to their enviornment or died from falling through rotted flooring, it's not relevant to the house's quality.

[@Potatoe-f6u]

@@stacyh7528 Yeah, if the neighbour knew about it and believed in it and saw all the bad things happening to them, that's far more of a dick move than someone who didn't believe in it not telling them.

[@Hip.Username]

She's only guilty of being dumb enough talk on a landline phone that's plugged into the wall while in a bathtub. The falsely accused curse is innocent lol

[@borannkek]

Also in many states stigmatized property can’t be or doesn’t have too be disclosed as it can hurt the sellers ability to sell.

[@myloveisgod]

that's what i'm saying!!! how is she the bad guy? she didn't believe in the curse so why would she disclose it? she even moved into the manor. like please

[@colinthemarines]

They’re saying how the actors have such bad accents in the wax museum one, but both the actors are actually French 😆

[@carnuatus]

Okay, thank you! I thought they sounded properly French and was so confused.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

PrOMBLeMATIc accent?!?

[@SuzER08]

I was thinking they must be French because if they were American actors pretending to be French the accents would have been 20 times stronger lol

[@MayBee15]

They sound like they're French but have lived in north America for a long time and therefore occasionally slip into a slightly more Americanized enunciation occasionally

[@inkandesk]

actual french accents are kinda like a german accent in a movie and ppl don’t get that

[@Mal-t4x]

Love the comment @18:10 'It's true, I was the octopus'. I laughed so much.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Octodad prequel: Octoson

[@evanabney3659]

why is this one so... well... horrific? Like, normally Fact or Fiction is just... "wOoOoOoO there was a gHOST!" but this one is downright sheer horror. Just... a very different vibe to what I'm used to from these videos.

[@OmegaYak]

Yeah, I started the video expecting somewhat goofy ghost stories, not... this. I couldn't even watch the hospital scene. Just the sound effects made me sick to my stomach.

[@carlybarker6180]

i don’t know what’s wrong with me but i wasn’t freaked out- like the concept of a live octopus living inside my body doesn’t really freak me out for some reason- when they first pulled it out i thought it was a giant spider and i was spooked, mostly because i didn’t think spiders could be that big, but once i realized it was an octopus i was… relieved? i don’t want to sound like one of those kids under scary videos that are like “haha i’m nine and i wasn’t scared everyone who was scared is a big baby” but like i genuinely don’t know why the concept doesn’t freak me out? please help

[@garbagegremlins4707]

Some of the beyond beliefs are really messed up and then the next story will be entirely ridiculous and stroke

[@1WEareBUFO1]

​@@carlybarker6180 cuz octopi are very kind and handsome .Also squishy. Babies could learn a thing or two

[@kev_whatev]

The roller coaster of emotion on Jarvis’ face when Frakes is talking about pregnancy tests 😂😂

[@gnomeski6561]

I loved when Eric went “It’s morbin time” and morbed everywhere

[@beamer9872]

Delete this

[@ecliiipsssse]

Erickin' time

[@gnomeski6561]

@@beamer9872 i don't think i will

[@gnomeski6561]

@@ecliiipsssse can't believe he chose the red over the blue 🤦

[@SirPsychoSidekick]

I want to hire Jonathan Frakes to feed me conversation starters for when I don't know how to start a conversation with someone.

[@roguebird12]

Nothing has made me question reality more than this show

[@Deus_ex_lucifina]

My bf just cajoled me into watching next gen with him recently (don’t worry - I’m loving it) and to hear Riker do a sales pitch for pregnancy tests was an out of body experience. 💀 It’s even better that it looks like he had fun with this gig. I’m DYING from the super cut of him asking question omg.

[@AshChiCupcak]

Next gen is my favorite of the Star Trek series. Your bf has got good tastes. I'm glad you're enjoying it, it only gets better. Once you finish with it, you should watch The Orville. Seth MacFarlane's version of Star Trek is surprisingly good.

[@Annie_Annie__]

All I remember about the Helmsleys is that Leona Helmsley died while I was in college (the 00s) and left ~$10 million to her dog in a trust fund. It was all over the news because she left her dog more money than she left any of her kids or grandkids. I think she left a couple of her grandkids out of her will entirely. She left a lot more money to other charities, to some of her staff, a ton of money for the upkeep of her mausoleum, etc. She was definitely _rich_ rich.

[@SuzER08]

Taylor swift's inspiration

[@HartleiStansbury7]

What is a dog going to do with that much money? Honestly. Like it cant go shopping? It doesn't even know what money is. Was it like for someone to take care of him with in his own home? Like the person couldnt live there they just had to go check on him? But that's so depressing for the dog hed get so lonely I'm confused

[@nickythehickey]

@@HartleiStansbury7 tbh, it sounds like she probably didn’t like most of her family and wrote her will that way just to be petty. you can afford to do that when you’re rich enough

[@chinita2463]

Me if I was rich. Also that's the plot of Bailey's Billions. Which I coincidentally recently watched with my own dog, Bayley.

[@blacksabbitha]

how did the writers even come up with the octopus one, that is insane to just randomly think of

[@PhoenixValkyrie]

Like Frakes says, it was an urban legend before. Most of the fake ones were

[@Lethe_Nyx]

There's several versions of the octopus thing that I believe date all the way back to the early 1800's. They definitely changed how the story is normally told but that would have dramatically changed the rating.

[@dottyContrarian]

​@@Lethe_Nyx i'm assuming the original story has the octopus in her actual uterus...?

[@Lethe_Nyx]

@@dottyContrarian yes, if memory serves it’s usually a fisherman’s wife and an octopus impregnates her through traditional means while he’s away working.

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

33:17 this show really should be renamed "Any chance that happened? With Jonathan Frakes"

[@Dolthra]

The fourth story really reminds me how Fact or Fiction came out at the absolute perfect time, because ten years later and most of this stuff if easily disprovable with even the most miniscule amount of Googling. You'd have to be in the tail end of the 90s for anyone to think "yeah, this incredibly supernatural event might have just happened to a nurse on the east coast in the 70s, supernatural shit happens other places all the time."

[@valentinecore]

pls never stop doing fact or fiction its like my new favorite show. like goosebumps with jonathan frakes

[@jackeroni216]

The old man at the carnival was definitely some sort of carnival spirit who protects children from crooked carnival owners.

[@lamibonxd]

37:32 THIS IS LITERALLY THE GRAVITY FALLS EPISODE WHERE STANS WAX FIGURE GETS BEHEADED OMG

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

that ep is so sad when you realize that stan was reacting so badly to his wax figure “dying” because he never had a chance to mourn his bro 😭😭

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I needed something to watch and I’ve rewatched all of these at least 3 times so I’m glad I have another!!

[@RenegadeRaiden]

What bothers me more than the slow moving lightning is the fact that the telephone line should have been totally fried but the call didn't cut off

[@Dippedinsilver1974]

The nurse’s accent sounds like the Transatlantic accent. You’ll hear it in old movies from the early 20th century.

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

she sounds like the narrator from caillou

[@Annie_Annie__]

When I was a kid my school had the fire department come out and do talks about being safe around electricity and fire every year. For most of my life I’ve been *terrified* to talk on a landline phone or take a bath/shower during a thunderstorm because those firemen said we could get electrocuted and die if lightning struck our house while doing either of those things. Phones aren’t an issue anymore but I’m still nervous about showering when it’s raining.

[@KateMaureen14]

I think bathing is also safer bc we use PVC pipes now instead of iron. But that's just my guess after updating the pipes for my house built in 1962.

[@annikan42]

I get anxious about showering in a storm too! My mom always warned me about it. I tried doing some research on it recently but I don't remember finding anything concrete

[@HartleiStansbury7]

Wait i thought like the thing with electricity had to actually touch the body of water for that to happen. Like they say don't drop a blow dryer in the tub

[@KateMaureen14]

@@HartleiStansbury7 I have no actual evidence haha, but I think it's similar to what happened in the show. Lightening strikes the house and travels through anything conductive such as metal phone wires and lead pipes. This was probably a lot more of a possibility before grounding electrical lines became a building code. The house we got was built in 1962 and none of it had grounding as well as iron pipes when we moved in. I remember taking my first shower during a storm here and wondering if I should be worried! So far so good though?

[@vanillaplanifoliae]

the octopus reveal was actually delightful! i was expecting some kind of parasite/worm so for it to just be an octopus was very nice

[@DisabledDragon]

There was actually a food court Chinese place when I was younger that knew my family so well that I think they asked after me and my health when I was at college. We went there every time we were at the mall for years, and I loved their egg drop soup and hot and sour soup so much that my parents would go to the mall just to bring it to me when I was sick (I'm chronically ill and when I was in middle and high school I would get sick a LOT, even once my health was well enough for me to get off of full-time med leave). The hot and sour was fantastic for my sinuses and their egg drop soup especially became one of my comfort foods, as well as being a soothing follow up. They started giving my parents extra crunchy noodles (maybe even soup; I don't remember for sure) because they knew I really liked them. Only restaurant I've been to where the "we were there for you in bad times" message getting thrown around during lockdown actually rang true to me, but unfortunately by that time I think they'd already gone out of business, both their food court place and the restaurant they opened later, which had become our go-to place for dining out.

[@justinwatson1510]

The human immune system functions by looking out for cells with foreign proteins then mounting an attack if it finds any. I find it very hard to believe that a fertilized egg of any non-human animal could survive in the human body unless the person is taking some sort of immunosuppressant. Even then I would still be very suspicious.

[@Annie_Annie__]

Also, octopus eggs don’t just float individually in the ocean. The mother octopus lays them in kind of chains on the roof of a small cave. She doesn’t eat and spends the rest of her life cleaning the eggs and protecting them from predators. She usually dies around the time the eggs hatch. Octopus eggs can’t survive without their mother’s care and can’t survive outside of salt water. Even if you wanted to eat one, you’d have to dive down to an octopus cave and fight with the mom octopus to grab an egg from the cave like you’re on a side quest. And the delicate egg probably wouldn’t survive all that. It’s just a ridiculous premise on so many levels.

[@yourluckynumber7]

if she swallows it, she would've digested that egg as well. it'd be impossible for it to stay alive in her body for that long since it'd probably be fully digested before any symptoms showed up.

[@moonlighthowling666]

The immune system attacks human cells too sometimes. When an egg is fertilized, the immune system can start attacking it for the first few weeks of pregnancy

[@rainy-matcha]

Would be a more realistic story if they just said it was a tumor or smth

[@moonlighthowling666]

@@rainy-matcha even making it so she had a fetiform teratom would have been better

[@redundantmartyr]

Frakes claiming vampires to be real was not on my bingo card, honestly. Also, very proud of myself for saying, "Ring toss..." at the exact same time as Jarvis. :')

[@casrrole]

no one: Jarvis to every fact or fiction guest: SO THERES THIS MONTAGE-

[@-seth]

this is so exciting i love fact or fiction with jarvis and his cool friends

[@the_snailll]

the first story reminds me of how my boyfriend made me watch Eraserhead with him recently because of our "pregnancy scare", which was based off of nothing but his primal fear of conception despite all the measures that made that pregnancy 100% impossible. The fear of conception should be considered a genre at this point, because of media like this, eraserhead, and bloodborne.

[@grey.themusiccat]

johnathan frakes is very good at asking such intriguing questions such as "Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in wet sand?"

[@RedOshawott23]

It feels that if the last story were earlier than it could’ve gone either way. But having it as the last story usually makes it a little more clear since the show likes to balance the number of true and false stories. Fun episode though.

[@41dn]

This episode of fact or fiction seems surprisingly dark. I'm into it

[@KayDazzle90]

The Mackles, who famously married into the Moores

[@AnnaKin]

Imagine getting electrocuted by a low-voltage telephone line. Yup. TOTALLY fact.

[@SuzER08]

Obviously the telephone didn't electrocute her, it was just the path the electricity traveled through to electrocute her. Super realistic.

[@bec7080]

Actually a transformer got hit by my house and spilt a tree then also hit my house. However! We have fiber to the home and no phone line so no cable or phone line that travels down the home, everything comes up. My neighbor got a video of my home having a smoke a lightning like effect going across my roof.

[@gooberboy6105]

jarvis and chat making fun of actual frenchmen's french accents is insane .. kinda funny

[@carnuatus]

They've done the same with an actual Russian guy, so 😂

[@GhostGirl_4444]

the vampire one was genuinely scary i felt like the patient could appear at any moment

[@salem-01]

I was TERRIFIED of her opening that bathroom door, especially after they mentioned the blood going missing.

[@iamalittler]

And not only is he a Dracula, he’s a wasteful one

[@Wall-E-inTheBuilding]

Fact or fiction always gave me the “1000 ways to die” tv show vibes

[@notyourboi4076]

I cant believe this is how I learn the captions are moveable

[@wisteriaclaw]

the octopus story reminds me of an absolutely batsh!t book i read at summer camp called air/have not have, where the protagonist accidentally swallowed one of her own eggs and some sp/rm from her partner and grew a whole baby in her stomach. at the end she birthed it by vomiting it up. it was badly burned by the stomach acid but still alive. the story was about like, wireless brain internet called "air", and the baby had it and talked to her in fluent english using it at the end 💀

[@wisteriaclaw]

also i think she psychically communicated with a dog at one point idk i read it years ago but the stomach baby part really stood out. along with the sheer absurdity of that book being in the library of a childrens summer camp

[@jaynenunya6070]

I've explored the depths of ao3 abd that's the wildest description of a story I've ever seen

[@salem-01]

Sorry but what

[@milessolomon4864]

Jarvis is always visibly excited when he shows Fact or Fiction to someone new.

[@mylamename14]

I yelped at the octopus reveal & then I laughed for like 20 minutes. I needed that good giggle. Thank you, Beyond Belief.

[@cristinalucas7261]

As a nurse looking after someone like Eric is weirdly relatable

[@chinita2463]

You deal often with creepy vampires?

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

I'm honestly so glad the first story was fiction, bc I was gonna be pissed that they didn't let her keep the octopus afterwards

[@valentinecore]

WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE INTRO IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST PARTS...RIP INCOHERENT INTRO SEQUENCE

[@mewette]

The octopus story is my second favorite beyond belief story. Even though it’s boring, my most favorite one is the magic prescription because I’m a pharmacist 😭😆

[@HK-ni6cn]

I’m clocking into work rn, I’m excited to watch it on my break

[@justinwatson1510]

Watch it on the clock if you can get away with it.

[@luciuseclipse]

16:30 He said the medical community did not say she gave birth to an octopus, just that one was surgically removed from her, which really didn't need to be said because clear she wasn't giving birth to it XD.

[@lvly_alia]

I love that people were so shocked that there was a season 3 when there literally are 5 seasons 😭😭

[@giantwoman4958]

The 1990s had its own style of villifying women whose ambitions were outside of the traditional roles.

[@SM-yz4hi]

wait which story did that? I’ve only seen the first two

[@Slipperyslab]

@@SM-yz4hi none of them

[@carnuatus]

Real estate, I'm guessing.

[@trethidskies4609]

What gets me about the last story is, how would they know the old man looked like the doll? Who told them? The employees that they just accused of murdering Big Ralph? Other people saw the old man, but no one else would have made that connection to the doll.

[@missbizy]

I love how like a lot of streamers and youtubers, by the time they hit like a million subs kind of feel like a character but Jarvis still just feels like your stoned buddy hanging out and I mean that as a compliment.

[@charlienotemily]

i was wondering why this episode seemed familiar, and then i remembered i binged most of season 3 months ago thinking u would somehow never get to it lmaooo luckily i don't remember if they're fact or fiction so i can still play live next time :)

[@Artifying]

I literally remember people spreading the story of the first one when I was a kid growing up by the ocean.

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

I can't believe Square Enix stole this show's theme music for Hollow Bastion

[@jessicaholscher4097]

I watched this show when it originally came out, and then i watched reruns, and then i watched a lot of episodes again with my husband, and now i watch it here, and every time i rewatch, i can't remember if it's fact or fiction. i only remember what i guessed last time.

[@wompwomp1015]

as someone with endometriosis, it was plausible that Marisa could have had that (with the sickness, pain, bloating, muscle spasms that few like contradictions)

[@Looby_Lake]

Hope to see more fact or fiction soon! Love these vids so much

[@ProtoGhostal1701]

I like how the doctor in the first story (Dr. Sapperstein) has a really similar name to the AI-pretending-to-be-a-normal-human in Fallout 76, Homer Saperstein What im saying is im pretty sure that doctor is a robot

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

dr sapperstein from parks and rec???

[@katattack907]

Oh my gosh, I feel like gestating an octopus would be one of the better possible outcomes. Ngl, it's kinda cute! 🐙✨

[@lareinabrown]

My fiancé pointed out that if you watch the “Jonathan Frakes asks you things” video slowed down, it sounds like a drunk person talking to you at the bar

[@TheGrossDemon]

Omg it's the episode that tramatized me as a child! I didn't even remember the WHOLE episode being fucked up but I definitely thought about that carnival story eberytime I went to one, amd that vampire story stayed in the back of my mind lmao. We must have caught the episode late cuz that octopus story would have damaged me good lmao

[@hirtisrandolph4843]

I just started rewatching Mythbusters, and they covered this a few years after this aired in their first season.

[@starlightthetribewing4774]

The first story is literally what a child thinks anatomy is. How the fuck did her swallowing a fertilised octopus egg make her pregananant?? That totally ignoring that fact that she would’ve gave birth to an octopus, but I just, **hmmmmmmm**

[@P0YSiN]

Jarvis and a friend watching Beyond Belief can turn an entire day around and make it better

[@allymofo2332]

i have been fuckkking dying for more of this content, love u jarvis ❤

[@joutatheegg]

My favorite tells you things is “the Guillotine has been out of fashion for a while”

[@halfnhaalf]

‘Fact or fiction’ feels like the adultified version of ‘Goosebumps’ I dunno how to explain it but I hope someone gets it LMAOO 😭😭

[@carnuatus]

Adultified Are You Afraid of the Dark for me but same vibe.

[@haileygrimmius9451]

Balsa wood is pretty thin and light, usually about as thick as a popsicle stick maybe a little thicker, So yeah it would probably hurt to have it fall on your head but it’s thin enough that it would break pretty easily and wouldn’t do much damage.

[@GogiRegion]

Let's be honest, the carnival games would definitely get more traffic if they were ever so slightly easier such that one skilled person could win consistently but the average person has no chance so that a skilled person can get a win streak and attract a crowd. You'd need to restock the stuffies way more often, but it's not like the prizes aren't cheaper than the cost to play.

[@panakinskywalker6391]

when they mentioned the wax museum i was so confused when they said "he" because i immediately knew this has to be about madame tussaud. she started the museum by making wax molds based on the beheaded people such as marie antoinette. (commenting before the story starts just in case)

[@huehuehuehue205]

Bro when i READ 'blood bank' and heard 'no solid food' and 'he got better' i was like "bruhv that's 100% a vampire"

[@kyungraeist]

chat shipping the two guys when it was literally stated they were BROTHERS 🤨

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I mean I know if the past owner died in the house you should tell the owner, but show me the rule were you gotta tell about a curse!

[@saltypretzel4959]

The compilations of his intros crack me up XD I was hoping for an Airplane quote to make it's way in there..."Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

[@sarahlovee4229]

The first story brought up a memory that I for some reason feel compelled to share... I had a doctor adamantly tell me I wasn't pregnant for months and then refused to see me as a patient because we just didn't see eye to eye... This bitch tried to tell me that my water never broke when I gave birth to my first son and that's why my stomach was looking the way that it did... THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! YOU HAVE TO RUPTURE THE AMNIOTIC SAC TO GET TO THE BABY! My very first appointment at my next gynecologist... They took me seriously. Got negative urine and blood tests but decide to do an ultrasound anyways...then sent me to a specialist...then admitted me to the hospital to get pumped full of steroids so the baby inside me could grow just a little more a little faster because 48 hours later I was going to have him. No one knows how far along I was. He fit in one hand tho. You seen premie clothes? Those were like 3 sizes to big. My step mom had to go alter/make clothes for him. They say if I had gotten appropriate care early enough there's a chance my son would have survived. It's not a guarantee but he would have had a fighting chance because they would have been more prepared for it and able to do things to quickly progress his rate of growing so all the vital organs were protected and everything before he came out... Instead he had a full heart blockage and undeveloped lung a collapsed lung and "weird kidneys".

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

i’m so sorry that that happened to you. i hope that all of your medical care providers take you seriously from this point forward

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

people never take women seriously ESP ABOUT THEIR OWN BODIES!! that must have been so so traumatic for you 💔 i hope youre doing better now!! sending love and positive energy

[@jrmckim]

Let's charge this weird guy for a medical test he doesn't need so I can be nosy.

[@maroo8]

YES

[@joepemberton9031]

- ghost baby - stanley ritter, the previous owner

[@BlazeNStar]

"Milk only comes in a carton" Lmfao in Canada we got bags, cartons, and jugs!

[@mad_de]

The vampire story feels like an x files episode, especially with the nurse at the end rationalizing it into something realistic, just like Scully would.

[@rainy-matcha]

Ok I just realized that if the octopus was growing in her stomach and not her uterus she would still have her period, refuting the idea of her being pregnant. This is such a big plothole why did everyone miss it.

[@cheesybrik]

Jarvis you always make me giggle like a little school girl

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

REAL

[@grahambarlos8641]

As a doctor named Saperstein, shouldn't the doctor in the first story be played by Henry Winkler?

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS FHSJISOA

[@zunard5252]

Let's go! I've been waiting for another beyond belief live

[@MartaSBehindTheBoite]

The French accents sound like Quebecois accents. My guess is they hired French Canadians for the bit. As a multilingual Canadian, I was literally shouting, "It sounds like Quebecois!" the whole time y'all were commenting. We (Canucks) are familiar with regional American dialects (Maine, Minnesota, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, New Orleans, New York, Kentucky, Texas, etc etc etc) -- look into ours. We have them, too, y'know (as well as two recognized official languages... which y'all could stand to have as well, " en mi opinión ")

[@carnuatus]

Omg, yes!

[@shotaaizawaslay]

Omg they might have because to me, a French guy, they didn't sound as bad as it could've been They sounded legit like French dudes with strong accents to me

[@_its_lunar_]

Jonathan Frakes refusing to elaborate on any of the details beyond a simple true or false statement is the story telling equivalent of typing for minutes then simply texting “k”

[@Adoxographist]

As a french speaker... I need to defend those french accents. They seem to be actual french people to my ear?

[@ashleylunette2187]

Lmao the first beyond belief where Jarvis cant react to "where substance is disguised as illusion"

[@bec7080]

Ghosts are real legally (due to a suit over a home) and you have to legally disclose if a home is haunted. For a home to be haunted legally it needs to be openly discussed as haunted before. It's a whole thing.