In a recent livestream, Seth wondered how he might relate the baby Jesus story to children. Then, he vamped it for 5 minutes. Viewers have asked for his rendition as a stand-alone clip. Enjoy!
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@OZARKWOOD527 ай бұрын
I'm a 71 year old man whose mother and father were BOTH ministers. (why couldn't I have been an orphan?) THAT WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS STORY EVER!
@zaineridling7 ай бұрын
Seth's sense of humor is never far from the surface. Love this guy. Thanks for the laugh, and Happy Festivus!
@lindapendleton91767 ай бұрын
Thanks for the reminder. Almost missed FESTIVS
@NTGreekGal7 ай бұрын
Not the feats of strength!!!
@rowdy.rockers7 ай бұрын
Festivis for the rest of us
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe83077 ай бұрын
Well the having to go to bethleham for the census (which is not a thing that ever was a roman law ) was add much latter to try and make jeusus of NAZERETH meet the requirements for the jewish messiah which he does not thus proving christianity doesn texist!
@adammoore74477 ай бұрын
Thanks, I needed a good laugh. I live in a (very) Catholic country in South America and have to keep my mouth closed around this time of year. When I see the "Nativity scene" displayed in peoples' houses, that they literally believe actually happened, I have a hard time not asking them some questions. Instead, I just go along with the traditions, feel sorry for their brainwashing, and enjoy the time with family.
@rbaxter2867 ай бұрын
The true meaning is known to the HUMANS who are just happy the mother avoided a stoning, the child and mother survived the birth, and the step-father seems to have loved and supported them both? If only the same were unfailingly true in Gaza this Holy Christian Foreign Military Aid Holiday?
@glendalamadrid55677 ай бұрын
I am from the Philippines, we are all catholic. I also have a nativity made of wood. I also keep my mouth shut about religion. The nativity is kept shut somewhere.
@billyd53177 ай бұрын
That's a very good response. Tough sometimes.
@Mehki2277 ай бұрын
Same... Just🙄 and go along. Plus, I really like Christmas. One of my favorite holidays. Zero religious connotations for me. Fun azz holiday!
@joeyj68087 ай бұрын
So, um...Felix Notvalid! Si, como no?
@martyb41997 ай бұрын
I had to go back and listen to that last part again since I couldn’t stop laughing at the “…turning himself into a bloody meat piñata…” line. Oh, my stomach hurts.
@Ex_christian7 ай бұрын
The TRUE nativity story! Love it! All in the Christian cult need to watch this!
@OpenBiolabsGuy6 ай бұрын
They would just reject it. Each of the 45,000+ denominations would come up with their own goal post moving excuses.
@Ex_christian6 ай бұрын
@@OpenBiolabsGuy yep, which you bringing up the 45,000+ denominations, or actually cults since none can agree on anything in the Bible.
@darrenshark737 ай бұрын
Thank you for the spin on the popular fairy tale! As an exfundamentalist baptist, I love how you tie pretty much the beginning up to the nativity. Take the money flow n tax free status of these cults you'd see a bunch of them disappear tout d'suit!😂
@jacksimpson-rogers10697 ай бұрын
Congratulations upon that ex.
@moldylasagna35497 ай бұрын
I will play this for my kids lol
@albaniahenry-franklin28297 ай бұрын
I'm definitely gonna' memorize THAT version of the story🤣🤣🤣
@littlebitofhope14897 ай бұрын
Especially the Meat Piñata part. That was EPIC.
@hellonewman58557 ай бұрын
It took centuries, but finally we have the definitive presentation on the true meaning of Christmas. Thank you Seth.
@matthewk75077 ай бұрын
I watched this Live and it was amazing. Seth came up with this on the spot. Much love Seth 🖖🤘❤️
@oldschoolman14447 ай бұрын
Seth could have made a fortune being a pastor with that buttery voice of his! Glad he decided not to join the dark side! 😅
@ms.opinion84707 ай бұрын
Just got here and giddy for the Seth Andrews effect on this story!! After watching, I can say, it was everything I wanted and more for the holidays! Shout out to you Mr Andrews and all of the free thinkers! I'm gonna go fake pray with my family this year and watch my mother laugh cause she knows I'm faking lol
@paulamiller61097 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 You're fake praying thing made me LOL. Thank you!
@ms.opinion84707 ай бұрын
@@paulamiller6109 thank YOU!! May all of our fake prayers come true lolol
@CatsMeowPaw7 ай бұрын
This is the true meaning of Christmas. Thank you Seth 😂
@leoaguinaldo657 ай бұрын
The Madonna and Child picture in the end is a killer! 😂
@LazyIRanch7 ай бұрын
Isn't it? That baby Jesus is about to hurl. It's been a long time since my son was a baby, but I still recognize barf face
@debranelson19877 ай бұрын
@@LazyIRanch Or maybe the other end.
@isaganipalanca88037 ай бұрын
Thanks for this reality check! A friend of mine was caned in school when he was 10 for asking during the religion lesson, if Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel were the first human beinge, who were the people Cain met outside paradise with whom he founded his family etc.... Thuis happened in the Sixties. Religion is a heinous delusion!
@johntiggleman46867 ай бұрын
@isaganipalanca8803 and the ways they try to explain Cain going to "the Land of Nod." Especially when you say then that means there were other human beings on Earth already, and had built the area. Oh, no, they say...Cain called it that after he got there, from his wandering. But what about his being afraid that "anyone who sees me will try to kill me?" If there were no one there, no one would try to kill him; But what really is a head scratcher (maybe) is how would the inhabitants of Nod know who he was and what he did that would make them want to kill him? I've asked that and all I get are slack-jawed, glazed-eyes expressions.
@isaganipalanca88036 ай бұрын
@@johntiggleman4686 The Bible is a piece of fiction. Nowadays the mental contortions believers put themselves through to justify its most specious claims is just slightly amusing...
@kevchard52147 ай бұрын
Seth this version should be made into a play performed around the world.
@kevchard52147 ай бұрын
Now this is a Epic telling of the Christmas story that should be told. Great job Seth you didn't miss anything in the telling.
@mimzyc99497 ай бұрын
I would love to share this but everyone I know would be so offended. I feel bad for them 😂
@elainegoad97777 ай бұрын
Happy Yule and Solstice !
@elainejohnson69557 ай бұрын
I had to listen to that over and over to try to stop laughing over it. BRILLIANT!
@troymiller25847 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Seth teaches Sunday School
@80swoodpanel7 ай бұрын
Merry Nonsense, everyone!
@RubyNeumann7 ай бұрын
Laughing myself to tears. Perfect!
@simonkoster7 ай бұрын
Brilliant!😆
@yongyang45447 ай бұрын
Marvelous job Seth!
@stevenm.94587 ай бұрын
This is great! Can never get enough of Seth Andrews.😂
@mr.d.81217 ай бұрын
Yay. Beautiful story.😂
@sallysmolich58227 ай бұрын
I like to include that when Herod was killing babies, the family sought asylum in Egypt. They were not met by a big beautiful wall and no one yelled, "Go back to your own country!". Baby Jebus' life was saved!
@vincentcomeau78447 ай бұрын
This comment is so very much what we should all be asking the american right who hate immigrants.
@kdemetter7 ай бұрын
Ok, but isn't that because Egypt at that time was part of the Roman Empire, as was the region where Bethlehem would have been ? So I'm guessing they were able to move relatively freely because of that. And given that there was a significant jewish presence in egypt at the time, I suspect that helped ? Tribalism is of all ages and of all cultures
@pansepot14907 ай бұрын
@@kdemetter all that doesn’t change the fact that Jesus and his family were refugees. And if we want to miss the point the OP was making and get pedantic let’s do it right. The whole story never happened historically. It was a literary device that Matthew used to draw a connection between Jesus and Moses.
@jacksimpson-rogers10697 ай бұрын
I particularly detest and fortunately do not believe the prediction by Isaiah of the women in Bethlehem mourning their slain children, which I think is the source of the story of the three learned astrologers who were too stupid to verify that King Herod had a recent son, For one thing, Herod was dead by the time of zero AD. In the second place, the Almighty One did nothing to prevent the child slaughter.
@cutoverpark57447 ай бұрын
@@pansepot1490And Moses never existed either so well said…😊
@Fair-to-Middling7 ай бұрын
I have a list, checking it twice, going to send this video to whoever has been naughty or nice! 🎅
@marcfitkin87897 ай бұрын
That just made my day
@Wolf.51.507 ай бұрын
What a beautiful story 😂 This was awesome. Even more because it was improvised 👏👏👏
@cuthbert25467 ай бұрын
Oh, Seth! What a heartwarming Christmas story! I just feel all warm and fuzzy. Thank you!
@adamc19667 ай бұрын
Tomorrow this needs to be shown in every church 👍🙏
@electriccane33207 ай бұрын
I want to send this to my Christian friends and family but they probably won't listen to the end.😂😂
@StopWhining4917 ай бұрын
Resist the impulse.
@Ex_christian7 ай бұрын
No they won’t. The Christian cult cannot handle truth!
@1gocos7 ай бұрын
Send it anyway.
@tomschmidt3817 ай бұрын
That was my initial thought but chose not to, but for us non-believers it is a great story.
@cherylmcelveen28177 ай бұрын
They'll destroy you if you do that. Those people are extremely dangerous!
@searats207 ай бұрын
Thanks for this, Seth!! Listening to this story will be a new Christmas tradition in my household =)
@kurtj.96567 ай бұрын
Magnificent satire!!👍👍👍👏👏👏
@thomasg6277 ай бұрын
It never fails to amaze me how a story so obviously false can still have over a billion people believing in it. Says something about how powerful the indoctrination of children before they reach the age of reason really is and proves it's a form of child abuse.
@pb56407 ай бұрын
Yes, it’s a form of child abuse and an acquired mental illness.
@MrAuskiwi1017 ай бұрын
Yes child indoctrination is the only real means for the cults survival. But of course hundreds of years of believe or else has help it infiltrate many areas of society. It will 'die hard' but it will, in the west anyway.
@moniquedelaney79587 ай бұрын
Merci monsieur . C’est très chouette .
@jamesschneider20917 ай бұрын
Seth has me opening my Chirstian Holy Bible book of sadistic, incestuous, pornographic and genocidal fiction & fairy tales for moral edification 😉 ... Happy New Year of SECULAR REASON TO ALL!
@Mehki2277 ай бұрын
Manm I've tried so many times to read that book...can't get past the incest😳
@kentjensen52167 ай бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh at the idiocy of something that I used to believe in without question.
@sidstovell21777 ай бұрын
Jeezus, Seth, I needed this belly laugh. Thank you so much.
@cannabotany7 ай бұрын
Wonderful story telling ❤
@jayjasonjayman17 ай бұрын
That was incredible seth. Thank you.
@mattynutrition93537 ай бұрын
He would definitely play hacky sac.
@shellysimon63927 ай бұрын
Gotta love ya Seth! Happy Holidays to you and your family :)
@SerpentineSeiđr7 ай бұрын
Fantastic telling of the nativity, plus context. Will play it for my cats to teach them about christmas. Happy Sol Invictus! 🖤🤘☀️
@Maryfs17 ай бұрын
I'm listening to this every Christmas from now on.
@BrianForTheWin7 ай бұрын
Nothing entertains and demystifies quite like irreverent humor well executed. Thanks for the hearty laugh.
@donnasherland14207 ай бұрын
That is the BEST explanation of Christianity l have ever heard! It summarizes every thought I ever gleaned from all my years as a kid in Sunday School and as a teenager in church activity mandated by my parents until they realized I didn't want to go anymore. Everything I was taught in school or read on my own convinced me that every story in the bible was not and could not be true. As a voracious reader I figured out it is fiction and it is bad storytelling to boot. Terrible editing is the least of its problems. Greek mythology was MUCH more entertaining. Just about anything is. Doesn't hold even a teeny tiny candle to The Lord of the Rings. Now that is great fiction. All hale Tolkien!
@ybrynecho23687 ай бұрын
Yeah. That's about it. Thanks Seth, and Merry Xmas to you and your family.
@mariavaleriagiacaglia89747 ай бұрын
Great job, Seth! Thanks!
@judyforsyth57827 ай бұрын
Hahaha well done Seth. 👏👏👏. Can’t help it still say MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU & YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE 🎄🎅🏼🦌🎁🍾🦃❤️. HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO 🎆🎆🎆. I Treasure The Thinking Atheist. ❤❤
@trabob44387 ай бұрын
Thankyou Seth for this christmas message.
@judythompson82277 ай бұрын
I love this man. His delivery is perfect.
@DG-cu1vt7 ай бұрын
This is just what I needed today. I laughed myself silly! Thank you, Seth!
@katherineg93967 ай бұрын
Seth, you are too much. Happy New Year!
@aintquitewright14807 ай бұрын
Christmas is usually a happy time, but this story is the Wart On Christmas.
@peterleonard497 ай бұрын
“Mom, why can’t we see Uncle Seth anymore?”
@williamhastie27727 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@katieluebcke98677 ай бұрын
Hmm...As someone who always got the Luke version on Christmas Eve (obviously read from one of my Pentecostal minister Grandma's old bibles, of course)...This is much more accurate.
@miaomiaochan7 ай бұрын
Seth should narrate every audio book. Seriously...that voice.
@tucsonorganist7 ай бұрын
Well played, Mr Andrews!
@jeffreyschrader61647 ай бұрын
That was fantastic! Thank you
@rudeinterplanetjanet7 ай бұрын
Such a lovely inspiring story for this wonderful holiday season.
@darntootin20067 ай бұрын
I can't wait until they make the movie!
@darcygilbert13537 ай бұрын
This made my Xmas! 🤶
@MovieMakingMan7 ай бұрын
Merry MythMas!
@eemer24377 ай бұрын
Just what I needed to get thru this! Great entertainment.
@cowboyboots1237 ай бұрын
I love this, Seth!😂 All the best to you and Natalie in 2024.
@Letts_prey7 ай бұрын
“Once upon a time” seems an apt start. That’s what I write after crossing out “In the beginning” in any bible I come across 😁
@marklivingstone37107 ай бұрын
I have not been able to watch a nativity play without laughing ever since I saw the Life of Brian😊. Other takes on the Bible story that have always made me laugh are Dudley Moore in Wholly Moses and scenes in Mel Brooks History of the World (ie the 15 Commandments).
@Letts_prey7 ай бұрын
“He is the messiah! I should know, I’ve followed a few.”
@njhoepner7 ай бұрын
Those are all great scenes. Love those fifteen...TEN! TEN Commandments!
@LazyIRanch7 ай бұрын
@@Letts_prey But he's NOT the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
@Letts_prey7 ай бұрын
@@LazyIRanch “Excuse me……. If it’s not too personal a question, are you a virgin?” ‘She is’ “Yeah, she is”
@rswolfcmh7 ай бұрын
Thanks, Seth! This is the BEST ❤
@kenhoover16397 ай бұрын
I love this! I wish that I was brave enough to post this on facebook, but alas, I am not! Merry Christmas Seth!
@ginafrancis49507 ай бұрын
😂Thank you!
@rolfsimonsson22957 ай бұрын
Thank you Seth, for this compressed yet detailed bed-crime story. It’s too bad we missed out on those three decades of the story of jeezuz. But anyway I wish you a Merry Christmas 👋🎅🏻🔔🎁🎄⛄️🌟
@johanreyneke58377 ай бұрын
What a lovely story. It brings tears to my eyes. Thanks Seth. It's so inspiring.....in a way. Lol
@jane-marie32897 ай бұрын
This was just too funny for words. Still blowing my nose from laughing so hard.
@badnewsBH7 ай бұрын
That was so beautiful. 😢
@KeithCooper-Albuquerque7 ай бұрын
Excellent Seth! Happy Holidays to you and yours!
@KeytarKris7 ай бұрын
The greatest story ever made up and believed by the naive. Happy holidays.
@eminence_front60437 ай бұрын
Well said...
@soupdragonuk7 ай бұрын
I am sitting here laughing like hell. The sense of humour in this is hilarious.
@joycesky50417 ай бұрын
HAPPY HEATHEN HOLIDAY SEASON SETH! LOVE YOU BROTHER!!! 🧑🎄🌲☃️🧑🎄🌲☃️ ❤❤❤❤❤
@elizabethreade19507 ай бұрын
Best Christmas Story ever, 👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍🇨🇦
@robertcartier50887 ай бұрын
Love it!
@JO-md7le7 ай бұрын
This is hilarious! You still got it Seth, thanks for the good laugh!
@lmccahill457 ай бұрын
That was fantastic! Thank you so much for this Seth, if only this would have been the story that I had been told as a kid in the evangelical cult that I was raised in. Happy Festivus Seth!
@JoeSmith-cy9wj7 ай бұрын
Seth, If they were this truthful, I might even join.
@waynemiller60707 ай бұрын
Hard to believe THIS mythology lasted this long while so many others were dismissed for being so ridiculous. 🤦♂️
@njhoepner7 ай бұрын
THAT is the true christian miracle.
@pricklypear75167 ай бұрын
@@njhoepner WELL before the time of Christ, it was no "miracle." It was the cutting edge technology of the time: The phonetic alphabet. The ancient Hebrews began recording their stories with this radical new invention, and when it eventually took off, their written lore was already old and established, which lent it credibility. Because it was written, it was static, which kept it from splintering into different sects as is common with orally-transferred lore. Religious people don't like me much when I have an answer to their insipid challenge: "If Christianity isn't the one true faith, how did it become so prevalent?"
@waynemiller60707 ай бұрын
@@pricklypear7516 written down after a few generations of good old fashioned version of the game "telephone".
@njhoepner7 ай бұрын
@@pricklypear7516 Well, the phonetic long predates the writing of the bible, and many other religious myths were written that way as well. The survival of christianity and some other myths is an accident of history that by itself proves nothing. If we were standing around at about the time of Jesus, we'd be asking how Roman religion and Greek religion and Babylonian religion lasted so long and remained so prevalent. If we stood in Jerusalem in 632 CE, we'd be asking how Islam could sweep aside christianity so readily. All particular to a time and a place and accidents of history. A few centuries from now christianity may be an historical curiosity and we'll be asking completely different questions.
@pricklypear75167 ай бұрын
@@njhoepner We don't know how long the Hebrew monotheistic stories were conveyed exclusively by oral tradition, but they most certainly pre-date the phonetic alphabet's origin of sometime in the 2nd millennium BCE. (We ARE talking Old Testament lore here, you know.) And Islam most certainly did NOT "sweep aside Christianity" upon its relatively late arrival. . . Christianity hardly had a toe-hold itself in the area.
@chrisgraham29047 ай бұрын
Thank you Uncle Seth. That was so much more heart warming than Dennis Prauger's fireside chats.
@crispincoque7 ай бұрын
Thanks Seth! That was heartwarming. In fact, I didn't realize that the Christian worldview was as logically coherent or ethically acceptable as that. Happy Holidays! 😊👍❤️
@rj666007 ай бұрын
Awwww. So heart warming.
@monsterslayer43177 ай бұрын
Yeah, that sums it up. Brilliant...
@davewood46047 ай бұрын
Excellent, thank you Seth
@lukemacqueen9467 ай бұрын
Pure gold…. On point 100%
@kimberleedavis83097 ай бұрын
Best nativity story ever! Thanks, Seth! LMAO
@kellydalstok89007 ай бұрын
What a lovely painting at the end of the video; Jesus looks like Mary is squeezing the life out of him, and judging by her expression it’s deliberate.
@joebarrett43537 ай бұрын
Truly wonderful
@rachaeljohnson32174 ай бұрын
Wow dude I have to remember this story...I may forget my own story but I have to remember this one! Love it! Thanks for the early morning Sunday laugh!
@theaussietripper6 ай бұрын
Awww such beautiful words, Seth. Look, if I was Joe, I would've demanded a paternity test! I did indeed ENJOY!🤣
@nicholaskurupas1417 ай бұрын
UAP, UFO, EBEN hypothesis makes sense to me as the real reason for the season👽
@harrikeinonen75766 ай бұрын
Such beautiful inspiring story. Brings a tear to my eye. 😅